I saw this weird picture with a guy in a tuxedo and a sewing machine and a UPS truck. Is that you?
Yes. ( My fifteen minutes of internet fame. )
Your website is great. Do you spend a lot of time on it?
No. I spend one weekend on it every couple months. It mostly builds itself. You can check out the source on github: Website Source.
If it builds itself, does it also build your CV?
Yes. ERB to LaTeX is underrated and underused.