Some Favorite Quotes
secret to doing good research is always to be a little underemployed. You
waste years by not being able to waste hours.”
· “If a machine is expected to be infallible,
it cannot also be intelligent.”
is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at
· "The best ideas come as jokes. Make your
thinking as funny as possible."
should be like the sweeper in curling: The sweeper runs ahead of the stone
and sweeps away debris from the path of the stone so that the progress of the
stone will be smooth and undisturbed.”
“Complaining about a problem
without proposing a solution is called ‘whining’.”
express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
· “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”
Aristotle (commenting on the need for a multiple-context mechanism in knowledge representation)
· People who spell it “commonsense” generally don’t
the most valuable result of education is the ability to make yourself do the
thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
· “Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.”
· “Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
Origin unclear, but often referred to as "Hanlon's Razor" and attributed to Robert J. Hanlon.
· “If you are always pressing the envelope, you will suffer many paper cuts.”
Scott E. Fahlman
· “When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.”
· "If you don't know
where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
· "If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon."
Scott E. Fahlman, with apologies to Harry S Truman
“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also
remembering my reasons for them!”
of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same
· “Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”
Attributed to William Butler Yeats
· “So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.”
· “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
· “Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgment.”
Often attributed to Jim Horning, who in turn attributes it to the Sufi sage/fool Mulla Nasrudin, born circa 1208.
· “Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.”
· “The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse who gets the cheese.”
· “Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Laurence J. Peter
· "The great enemy of
clear language is insincerity."
· “Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.”
· “We never stop investigating. We are
never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads
on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our
· “Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”
· “We like to praise birds for their ability to fly, but how much of that is actually flying, and how much is just coasting from the last flap?”
· “The purpose of time is to keep everything
from happening at once.
· “Never eat more than you can lift.”