State of the Union Speech, Annotated
(The italics below are a transcript of barely-audible
comments during the applause. The voice was undeniably the
president's. Curiously, the other media didn't report them.)
Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished guests, and
There are bad guys out there in the world! Stick with
me in November. I'll protect you! Democrats will hurt
you. They're bad! :
have faced serious challenges together - and now we face a choice. We can go
forward with confidence and resolve - or we can turn back to the dangerous illusion
that terrorists are not plotting and outlaw regimes are no threat to us. We can
press on with economic growth, and reforms in education and Medicare - or we
can turn back to old policies and old divisions.
Democrats want you to stop being scared. Stay
scared! But don't worry; I'll protect you! :
months have passed since
And those unpatriotic Democrats, just like terrorists, will
be defeated too!
provisions of the Patriot Act are set to expire next year.
Goddamn Democrats! You're not supposed to applaud
now! I'll have Ashcroft lock you up!
the men and women of the American military - they have taken the hardest
duty. ... We have seen the joy when they return, and felt the sorrow when
one is lost.
And when 500 of them are lost, ... well,
democracy is untidy.
know that some people question if
Some Democrats are against liberty and freedom! Can
you believe it? :
in this chamber, and in our country, did not support the liberation of
Liberals were skeptical we'd find WMD :
Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program
activities and ...
See! Weapons-related program activities! I told
you we'd find 'em!
Here's one for you, Dad:
all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a
better and safer place.
We know who doesn't love freedom: Howard Dean and his kooky
I've got the answers for that whole Israel-Palestinian
Maybe I should talk about domestic stuff now:
because you acted to stimulate our economy with tax relief, this economy is
strong, and growing stronger.
That's why our economy is so much better than it was three
years ago. Heh, heh. I think it's about to
jobs are on the rise.
Yes, we created 1000 new jobs nationwide last month!
That's 20 per state! Heh, heh. When the rich get
more tax cuts, things are really going to take off!
confirm that the American people are using their money far better than
government would have - and you were right to return it.
Taxes are bad! We should privatize everything! Let's starve
the government beast!
Congress has some
unfinished business on the issue of taxes. The tax reductions you passed are
set to expire.
health care system is the wrong prescription. ... preserve
the system of private medicine that makes
I've heard that Canadians flock across the border to get our
Let's see ... better say something about education:
tonight I propose an additional 23 millions for schools that want to use drug
testing as a tool to save children's lives.
And maybe check for terrorists while we're at it!
Sorry, there just isn't time to talk about deficit
reduction, the environment, abortion, or Mars tonight; instead:
I call on team owners, union representatives, coaches, and players to take the
lead, to send the right signal, to get tough, and to get rid of steroids now.
Young Americans should be as moral as you congresspeople and me:
will double federal funding for abstinence programs, so schools can teach this
fact of life: Abstinence for young people is the only certain way to avoid
sexually transmitted diseases. ... All of us - parents, schools, government - must work together to counter the negative
influence of the culture, and to send the right messages to our children.
Everyone who ever engaged in premarital sex, applaud
now. Hah! Suckers!
Religious right, I'm nervous about the Democrats. A
few of you didn't vote for me in 2000. I need you in November! Hear
me: I hate homosexuals, too:
has already taken a stand on [marriage] by passing the Defense of Marriage Act,
signed in 1996 by President Clinton. ... Activist judges, however, have begun
redefining marriage by court order, without regard for the will of the people
and their elected representatives. On an issue of such great consequence, the
people's voice must be heard. If judges insist on forcing their arbitrary will
upon the people, the only alternative left to the people would be the
I heard YOUR voice, Tom Delay and Rick Santorum!
same moral tradition that defines marriage also teaches that each individual
has dignity and value in God's sight.
Did I say that right, Karl?
OK, time for the crescendo!
My fellow citizens,
we now move forward, with confidence and faith. Our nation is strong and steadfast.
The cause we serve is right, because it is the cause of all mankind. The
momentum of freedom in our world is unmistakable - and it is not carried
forward by our power alone. We can trust in that greater power who guides the
unfolding of the years. And in all that is to come, we can know that his
purposes are just and true. May God continue to bless
What we're doing is right, because God is on our side! Feel the
Did they like it? Did God like it? Wow, cool! I did it