Unfortunately, this only gets you DC current.
- a. Find a _good_ genetic engineer.
- b. Splice appropriate genes from electric eels into hamsters,
because they're smaller and cuter and, well, hamsters.
- c. Feed the hamsters.
- d. Surgically install appropriate electrodes.
- e. Periodically drain off the voltage.
P.S. How could I have been so blind? Splice in genes from blue-green algae as
well, and you wouldn't even have to feed the hamsters! (Well, maybe some
phosphorous and iron and stuff)