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From: 	"Johnston, Corinna" <Corinna.Johnston@Intria.com>@ENRON  
Sent:	Wednesday, January 30, 2002 9:03 AM
To:	Cyr, Denis; Chad Stoddard (E-mail); Daniel Hewitt (E-mail); Parks, Cory; Richey, Cooper; Barrett, David; Tannahill, Greg; Michelleb64 (E-mail)
Subject:	FW: Fw: sorry....I can't risk any odds


 
-----Original Message-----
From: Corinna J  [mailto:corinna624@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 1:08  PM
To: corinna.johnston@intria.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw:  sorry....i can't risk any odds
[IMAGE] Wishing you all the best this Holiday Season [IMAGE]
>From: Aldean 
>To: Jason , Dawn , "D.JONSON"  , Corinna Johnston ,  cailly11@hotmail.com  
>Subject: Fw: sorry....i can't risk any odds  
>Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 23:14:13 -0800  
>  
>  
>----- Original Message -----  
>From: "Whalen, Shelley" 
>To: "Cindy Newman (E-mail)" ; "Cory. Clark  (E-mail)"  
>; "Debbie Axford (E-mail)"  ;  
>"Ken Clarke (E-mail)" 
>Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 10:20 AM  
>Subject: FW:  
>  
>  
> > TOP 9 SEX JOKES  
> >  
> > # 9  
> > A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a  question. As he  
> > turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a  woman  
> > beside him  
> > and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are  both startled  
> > and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your  breast, I know  
> > you'll  
> > forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your  elbow, I'm  
> > in room 1221."  
> >  
> > # 8  
> > A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I  get you?"  
> > the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"  responded the  
> > young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"  "Yeah, my first  
> > blowjob."  
> > "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."  "No offense,  
> > sir, but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing  will."  
> >  
> > #7  
> > A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be  seated next to  
> > an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos  and he notices  
> > she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks  her about it  
> > and  
> > she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual  statistics.  
> > It identifies that American Indians have the longest  average penis and  
> > Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way,  my name is  
>Jill.  
> > What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to  meet you."  
> >  
> > # 6  
> > One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently  taps his  
> > wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife  turns over  
>and  
> > says:  
> > "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment  tomorrow and I  
> > want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and  tries to  
> > sleep. A  
> > few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife  again. This  
>time  
> > he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment  tomorrow  
>too?"  
> >  
> > # 5  
> > Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there  for a  
> > number of years when he came home one day to confess to his  wife that he  
>had  
> > a  
> > terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into  the pickle  
> > slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex  therapist to talk  
> > about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed to  
> > overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks  later, Bill came  
> > home  
> > absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something  was  
> > seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you  remember that  
>I  
> > told  
> > you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the  pickle  
> > slicer?"  
> > "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what  happened?" "I  
> > got  
> > fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle  slicer?"  
> > "Oh...she got fired too."  
> >  
> > # 4  
> > A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been  in a coma  
> > for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left  breast instead  
> > of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.  The man runs  
> > out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and  suggests he  
> > should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any  reaction. The  
>man  
> > goes  
> > in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From  this, the  
> > doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex,  saying he will  
> > wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want  the man to be  
> > embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five  minutes later,  
> > white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The  doctor asks  
> > what  
> > happened to which the man replies: "She choked."  
> >  
> > # 3  
> > A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He  puts the  
> > alligator up on the bar. He turns to the stonished patrons.  "I'll make  
> > you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my  genitals  
>inside.  
> > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll  then open  
>his  
> > mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for  witnessing this  
> > spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd  murmured their  
> > approval.  
> > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and  placed his  
>privates  
> > in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth  as the crowd  
> > gasped.  
> > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped  the alligator  
> > hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and  the man  
> > removed  
> > his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and  the first of  
>his  
> > free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made  another  
>offer.  
> > "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A  hush fell over  
> > the  
> > crowd.  
> > After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A  woman timidly  
> > spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me  on the head  
> > with  
> > the beer bottle."  
> >  
> > # 2  
> > A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he  notices a  
> > huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude  looks down upon  
> > the  
> > small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch  dick, 3  
> > pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The  small white guy  
> > faints!!  
> > The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings  him to,  
> > slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white  guy. "What's  
> > wrong?".  
> > The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you  say?". The big  
> > black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20  
> > inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name  is Turner  
> > Brown."  
> > The small white guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said  'Turn  
> > around.'"  
> >  
> > # 1  
> > There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.  They were  
> > sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old  gentleman said  
>to  
> > his  
> > wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."  "Yeah," she  
> > replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here  at this  
> > breakfast  
> > table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were  probably sitting  
>here  
> > naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny  snickered, "What do  
>you  
> > say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to  the buff and  
> > sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old  lady  
> > breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today  as they were  
> > fifty years  
> > ago."  
> > "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your  coffee and  
> > the other is in your oatmeal!!!!  
> >  
> > *You must send this to 5 people or you will never get laid  again.*  
> >  
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