> FEMALE FLYERS
> > As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
> the
> > passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally,
> she
> > said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
> > Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."
> >
> > Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did hear her right; is
>
> > the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda. When the
> > attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you
> > right? Is the captain a woman?"
> >
> > "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
> >
> > "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
> know
> > what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
> >
> > "That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
> > cockpit."

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