>
> A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker
> sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of
> headlights."
>
> He goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the
> wrong place, look at what he ordered!"
>
> The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes and 2 eggs sunny-side up."
> "I get it," replies the waiter. So on his way back out to the counter
> he takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
>
> He looks at it and says, "I didn't order this!"
>
> The young man tells him, "I figured while you're waiting for your parts
> you might as well gas up!"
>