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Subject: PERSIAN RUG
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>A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > farts loudly. 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > Very embarrassed she looks around 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > little accident and hopes a sales person does 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > not pop up right now. As she turns back, there 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day 
> > > > > > Ma'am, how may we help you today?" 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > just touching it, you're gonna shit your pants when 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > you hear what the price is."