-----Original Message-----
From: Brady, Don 
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 1:46 PM
To: Appling, Mike; Josephs, Bob; Leahy, Steve; Medeles, Ismael; Boase,
Allan; Van Zijll, Dan
Subject: FW: FW: IF DEAR ABBY WAS A MAN




Don E. Brady
Director, Auctions
CheMatch.com
713 956-2369  direct
832 594-5673  cell
dbrady@chematch.com


-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Richardson [mailto:godingo@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 11:53 AM
To: sgray@waterbornelpg.com; nassar1959@yahoo.com;
victor.peeke@ndirect.co.uk
Subject: Fwd: FW: IF DEAR ABBY WAS A MAN




>Dear Mr. Abby:
>  >> Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best
>friend
>  >> and me.
>  >> A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of
>you!
>  >> Knowing that there is only one of you he can only
>  >> settle for the next best thing - your best friend.
>  >> Far
>  >> from being an issue, this can bring you closer
>  >> together. Why not get some of your old college
>  >> roommates involved too? If you are still
>  >> apprehensive,
>  >> maybe you should let him be with your friends
>  >> without
>  >> you. If you're still not sure then just perform
>oral
>  >> on him and cook him a nice meal while you think
>  >> about
>  >> it.
>  >>
>  >> Dear Mr. Abby:
>  >> Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral
>  >> sex
>  >> on him.
>  >> A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and
>gives a
>  >> great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know
>  >> this.
>  >> His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him
>is
>  >> totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The
>best
>  >> thing to do is to thank him by performing it
>twice a
>  >> day, then cook him a nice meal.
>  >>
>  >> Dear Mr. Abby:
>  >> Q: My husband has too many nights out with the
>boys.
>  >>
>  >> A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it
>should
>  >> be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to
>  >> prove his prowess with other men. A night out
>  >> chasing
>  >> young single girls is a great stress relief and
>can
>  >> foster a more peaceful and relaxing home.
>Remember,
>  >> nothing can rekindle your relationship better than
>  >> the
>  >> man being away for a day or two (it's a great time
>  >> to
>  >> clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional
>and
>  >> happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
>The
>  >> best thing to do when he gets home is for you and
>  >> your
>  >> best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him
>a
>  >> nice meal.
>  >>
>  >> Dear Mr. Abby:
>  >> Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>  >> A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband.
>  >> If
>  >> you must mess with it, do it in your own time or
>ask
>  >> your best
>  >> friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself
>  >> while doing this, and present it to your husband
>as
>  > > a
>  > > birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt,
>perform
>  > > oral on him and cook him a nice meal.
>
>
>
>  > > Dear Mr. Abby:
>  > > Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
>  > > A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and
>  >> should
>  >> seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is
>very
>  >> stressful and time consuming. Sex should be
>  >> available
>  >> to your husband on demand with no pesky requests
>for
>  >> foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
>  >> your
>  >> man as much as you should - he should never have
>to
>  >> work to get you in the mood. Stop being so
>selfish!
>  >> Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing
>oral
>  >> on him and cook him a nice meal.
>  >>
>  >> Dear Mr. Abby:
>  >> Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over
>  >> and
>  >> goes to sleep never giving me one.
>  >> A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps
>  >> you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
>  >>
>
>
>


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