Don't tell me that Harry is missing AGAIN!
Did you look in the OU locker room?  Maybe he's searching for answers to
the important questions - like what the hell happened up in Nebraska? I
mean with the Sooners crapping on themselves I now have to put up with all
the UT turds in Austin thinking they've got a shot at the national
championship.  Spare me.




"Jim Dent" <jdent@mmcable.com> on 10/31/2001 08:51:37 AM

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Dear Brothers:

Perhaps it is my age. But I can't remember Bill Miller throwing me into any
fecal slime a mile or so from the SMU campus. But I do remember marching
his
ass all the way to Oklahoma during the dorg. Next time I will dump him in
the Red River and make him sing Boomer Sooner in his pink skivvies. By the
way, I still think the Oklahoma brothers should convene Nov. 17 for the
Tech-OU game. I'll invite some Kappas to the house and perhaps we can
reenact mud-puppy. By the way, has anybody seen Singleton?

Dent
----- Original Message -----
From: <camdenway@aol.com>
To: <smu-betas@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2001 10:00 PM
Subject: [smu-betas] Dent's wrath


> Dear Shack,
>      I appreciate your standing up for me.  Dent has always had it in for
me
> ever since we threw his sorry naked ass into the fecal slime of Turtle
Creek
> and then dumped him into the middle of the Gamma Phi house during chapter
> meeting.  What really chapped him was that most of our pledge class was
busy
> doing the same to Mitch Baddour and Rob Bugh.  The only ones we could
spare
> for Dent were Wilson Jones and Steve Larash.  Even so, I think Steve
stayed
> in the car and let Wilson take care of Dent by himself.
>      I know Doug Dyer was in my pledge class, you morons.  That allusion
was
> an obscure literary device known as "sarcasm".  If you're still confused,
I
> have a fraternity brother who is also a best-selling author.  He might be
> able to explain it better (if he can get the creek shit out of his ears).
>
> -kai-
> BMiller
>
> PS- Space, I would be honored for you to visit me in Nichols Hills
anytime.
> Don't forget that we have a city ordinance prohibiting pick-up trucks.
But
> don't worry.  If you'll wear your overalls and put a couple of lawnmowers
in
> the back end, they'll let you right through.
>
>
> At Homecoming 2000, the BETA TENT had the biggest crowd by far.  Stay
connected and consider a future homecoming BETA reunion.  It's
incredible...forget the 20 years in between...everyone just seems to pick
it
up right where they left off years ago.
>
>
>
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>
>


At Homecoming 2000, the BETA TENT had the biggest crowd by far.  Stay
connected and consider a future homecoming BETA reunion.  It's
incredible...forget the 20 years in between...everyone just seems to pick
it up right where they left off years ago.



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