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Michael Cowan
07/17/2000 12:14 PM
To: Chris Dorland/CAL/ECT@ECT, Chris Lambie/CAL/ECT@ECT, Jonathan 
McKay/CAL/ECT@ECT, Derek Davies/CAL/ECT@ECT, Chad Clark/CAL/ECT@ECT, 
c.l.cowan@sympatico.ca, thcowan@ucalgary.ca
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Subject: [Fwd: I am American]


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Joey Scherle <jscherle@newbridge.com> on 05/17/2000 08:43:13 AM
To: al mcgavin <almcgavin@hotmail.com>, ALLYSON MCCALLUM 
<allysonmc@hotmail.com>, Sara Chedgey <schedgey@ingrammicro.ca>, Erin Lisac 
<erin.lisac@gecapital.com>, Diane work Wdowiak <dwdowiak@pal.com>, Ken Archer 
<karcher@sandwell.com>, Mike Cowan <Michael.Cowan@enron.com>, Grant McArthur 
<gmcarthur@hydrogenics.COM>, DESMOND STEVENS-GUILLE <desmonds@newbridge.com>
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Subject: [Fwd: I am American]


> > > I AM AMERICAN....
> > >
> > > I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded,
> > > or generally well-liked.
> > > I don't live in a clean place,
> > > I don't eat nutritiously very often,
> > > And I don't drive well.
> > > I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
> > > Although I'm certain they weren't American.
> > > I drink beer.....not good beer.
> > > I don't use utensils when eating.
> > > I believe in guns for settlling disputes, not discussions.
> > > And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
> > > I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack......
> > > until I go anywhere.
> > > Burger King IS fine dining.
> > > Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
> > > The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
> > > The FIRST nation of ignorance,
> > > And the BEST part of South America !!
> > > My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray
> > > AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!