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From: "Smith, Charles" <Charles.Smith@alcoa.com>
To: "BETTYE L. (E-mail)" <blanghem@anthonysylvan.com>; "Gensler, Christina"
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Sent: Friday, March 30, 2001 10:41 AM
Subject: FW: Good Dog


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> Bob was showing off his hunting dog to his friend Bill. They went down
> towards a lake and Bob said to the dog,
> "How many ducks are there boy?" The dog raced off to the lake, came back
> a couple of minutes later, and
> barked twice. Seconds later, two ducks floated into view.
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> "That was unbelievable, can he do it again?" Bill asked. "Sure",
> responded Bob, "how many ducks are there
> boy?" The dog raced off again, came back, and barked four times. Four
> ducks flew in and landed on the pond.
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> "I have to have that dog," Bill said, "I'll give you $5000 and all of my
> hunting dogs." They agreed to the deal, and
> Bill took the dog home to show off to his wife. Bill and his wife took
> his new dog down to the lake and Bill said,
> "How many ducks are there boy?" The dog raced off, came back, grabbed a
> stick, shook it, and threw it over
> his shoulder.
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> "Bob gypped you," his wife said "You are such a fool." Bill protested,
> "But I saw it work, let me try again. How
> many ducks are there boy?" Again the dog raced off, came back, grabbed a
> stick, shook it, and threw it over
> his shoulder.
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> "Oh my" Bill said, "this dog is useless." Then, after selling the dog,
> he went back and told the story to Bob. After
> hearing that Bill had sold the dog, Bob cried "YOU FOOL! That dog was
> telling you that there were more ducks
> than you could shake a stick at!"