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> > Now this is funny!
> >
> >
> >
> > An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
> >
> > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair
> > in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
> >
> > The old man just stared.
> >
> > Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young
> > man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
> > never done anything wild in your life?"
> >
> > Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
> > had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >  <<Fwd: the old man & the kid>>
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> Subject: Fwd: the old man & the kid
> Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 18:35:56 -0700
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> From: cynphil <cynphil@earthlink.net>
> To: Penny Wierzbicki <jwierz4626@aol.com>, Ann and Ralph Weedon
> <annralph@prodigy.net>, JULIE SCHNEIDER <jlschndr@msn.com>,
> Tracey & Charles Rossow <crossow@beanstalk.net>, MaryEllen Price
> <MaryEllenPrice@aol.com>, NYFLGIRL@aol.com, Dede Nelson
> <Snowbird205@msn.com>, Jim and Margarett Mendenhall <XPRTEC@aol.com>,
> Joyce Malatinsky <Joycemal1@home.com>, Pennie Kelley <bccolorado@aol.com>,
> grandmagreat <grandmagreat@mymailstation.com>, Claudine Gitchell
> <Ceegee529@Webtv.net>, Mike & Amy Gard <amg9995@sbinet.com>, Bob Gard
> <bob_gard@hotmail.com>, Dave and Neela Coe <djcoe@attcanada.ca>, buti
> <buti@mymailstation.com>, Victor Bella <deltuck@aol.com>, Sosimo Aparis
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> Subject: the old man & the kid
> Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 17:19:11 -0700
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> An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
>
> A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair
> in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
>
> The old man just stared.
>
> Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young
> man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
> never done anything wild in your life?"
>
> Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
> had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
>
>