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From: patbelle <patbelle@mail.ev1.net>
To: <brebiere@hn.ozemail.com.au>; <dpriese@worldnet.att.net>;
<marnold2@houston.rr.com>; <ian@zellweger.freeserve.co.uk>;
<tippy_4DA@hotmail.com>; <FredericREBIERE@aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 6:09 AM
Subject: FWD: FW:


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> A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff when
> another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The
> dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking
> quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they
> work for the airline.
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> The airline rep said "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the
> best there is, I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him
> to work."
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> The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
> first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Rover, search."
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> The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a
> woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one
> paw on the handler's arm.
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> He says "Good boy."  He turns to the first man and says, "That
> woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
> this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her
> on arrival."
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> "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
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> Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs
> about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its
> seat and places both paws on the handler's arm.
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> The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
> I'm making a note of this, and the seat number."
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> "I like it!" says the first man.
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> Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. Rover goes up
> and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to
> someone, and then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat
> and craps all over the place.
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> The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What
> is going on?"
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> The handler nervously replies "He just found a bomb!
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