> >  Two buddies, Ralph and Rob, are getting very drunk at a bar when
> >  suddenly
> >  Rob throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
> >
> >  Ralph says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
> > pocket,
> >  tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
> >  the
> >  dry cleaning bill."
> >
> >  So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
> >  Eventually
> >  Rob rolls into home and his wife Jane starts to give him a
> >  bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My
> >  God,
> >  you're disgusting!"
> >
> >  Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Rob says, "Now wain aminit,
> > I
> >  can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple
> >  drinks. But this other guy got sick on me ... he'd had one too many
> > and
> >  he
> >  just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me
> >  twenty
> >  bucks for the cleaning bill!"
> >
> >  Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
> >
> >  Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too."