> >A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
> >exchange:
> >Officer:
> >May I see your driver's license?
> >Driver:
> >I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
> >Officer:
> >May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> >Driver:
> >It's not my car. I stole it.
> >Officer:
> >The car is stolen?
> >Driver:
> >That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
> the
> >glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> >Officer:
> >There's a gun in the glove box?
> >Driver:
> >Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns
>
> >this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> >Officer:
> >There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> >Driver:
> >Yes, sir.
> >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
> >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> >handle the tense situation:
> >Captain:
> >Sir, can I see your license?
> >Driver:
> >Sure. Here it is.
> >It was valid.
> >Captain:
> >Who's car is this?
> >Driver:
> >It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
> >The driver owned the car.
> >Captain:
> >Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
>
> >Driver:
> >Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> >Captain:
> >Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
> it.
> >
> >
> >Driver:
> >No problem.
> >Trunk is opened; no body.
> >Captain:
> >I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
> >didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that
>
> >there was a dead body in the trunk.
> >Driver:
> >Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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