>
> > A major network is airing the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In
> response,
> > Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style".
> >
> > The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San
> > Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del
> Rio,
> > on
> > to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo. From
> > there,
> > they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft.Worth and back to Dallas.
> >
> > Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads "I'm
>
> > gay,
> > I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns".
> >
> > The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
>