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"Jason Dobbs" <jmjaked@mindspring.com> on 06/14/2000 12:27:14 AM
To: "tyson davis" <zeked@mindspring.com>, "tony autry" 
<bones@pepperlink.net>, "phil love--work" <plove@enron.com>, "louis bowen" 
<bowenx2@pepperlink.net>, "Jim Wood" <jwood@regionsbank.com>, "Caleb" 
<dobbsmw@mail.auburn.edu>, "Boo Boo" <Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com>
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Subject: Fw: Good Golf Joke



----- Original Message -----
From: F. E. Bori <frank4au@alltel.net>
To: Scott <saperkin@nscorp.com>; Mark <mpeeler@totalsystem.com>; KMcfarlin
<kmcfarlin@xomed.com>; Melanie <jmjaked@mindspring.com>; procter
<procter@gateway.net>; Roger Work <RBori@sparton.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 7:23 PM
Subject: Fw: Good Golf Joke


>
> >
> > > >It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my
> > > >
> > > >pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came
over
> > > >
> > > >the clubhouse loudspeaker.
> > > >
> > > >"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
> > > >
> > > >please!!" I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
> > > >
> > > >interruption.
> > > >
> > > >       Again the announcement,
> > > >
> > > >"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I
> > > >
> > > >simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the
man
> > > >
> > > >yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee,
> > > >
> > > >PLEASE!"
> > > >
> > > >I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window
directly
> > > >
> > > >at the person with the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in
the
> > > >
> > > >clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot?"
> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
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