Date:	6/20/01  7:41 AM

RE:	Fwd: Fw: Warning - alcohol



 Alcohol warnings....
 >
 > Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers
 > have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
 > placed immediately on all beer containers:
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
 > hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several
 > people?!)
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
 > whispering when you are not.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
 > retard.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
 > over and over again that you love them.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
 > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
 > morning.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
 > converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
 > Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
 > morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you
 > can't remember).
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
 > rug burns on the forehead.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
 > are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
 > invisible.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
 > laughing WITH you.
 >
 > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
 > time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time
 > may seem to literally disappear.
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