> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Joseph Mills
> Sent:	Wednesday, August 22, 2001 10:00 AM
> To:	Peter McNally; Mike Kavanagh; Mike Califano; Chris McQuade; Vince
> Crescenzi
> Subject:	FW: Rules for blokes....
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Neil.Rigby@pearsontv.com [mailto:Neil.Rigby@pearsontv.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2001 9:37 AM
> To: Rymer, Phil; Joseph Mills; whoward@earthlink.net;
> Bob.Merrilees@pearsontv.com; Mark.Newton@pearsontv.com;
> AndyWilson@jvbbcec.com.tw; jasperd@hkstar.com; John Llewellyn
> Subject: Rules for blokes....
>
>
>
> --
>
>
>
> BLOKE ETIQUETTE
>
> Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed or
> beaten
> by his fellow partygoers.
>
> Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
>
> It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
> a. When a heroic dog dies to save it's master
> b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
> c. After wrecking your boss' car.
> d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
> e. When your Date is using her teeth
>
> Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of
> jail within 12 hours.
>
> If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
> forever, unless you actually marry her.
>
> The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late
> is
> 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes.
>
> For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she
> scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
>
> Bitching about the brand of free beer in a Mate's fridge is forbidden.
> Gripe
> at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>
> No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man
> (in
> fact, even remembering your Mate's birthday is strictly optional).
>
> When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always
> ask
> the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
>
> It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning
> on
> a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's
> free.
>
> Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>
> Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
>
> If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.
>
> Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
> they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much
> beer
> as the
> other sports watchers.
>
> You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a
> girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw
> it into a ceiling fan.
>
> A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
> sober
> enough to fight.
>
> Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but
> not both. That's just plain mean.
>
> If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his
> choice of beer.
>
> Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both
> urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
> imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
>
> Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able
> to
> have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary.
>
> The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have had
> carnal drunken rampant sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty
> is
> no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big
> mistake it was.
>
>
>
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