****TheSpark's Newsletter****

		         -April 2001-

 It's been a long time since you've gotten one of these, huh?


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 1. The STRESS TEST!!!!!!!!
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 Who's got real problems, and who's just pissing and moaning?

 Only the Stress Test will tell:

	The Stress Test
	http://www.thespark.com/stresstest/


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 2. SparkNews
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 Haven't you always wished that tales of starvation, war, depression,
 and murder could be even funnier? Wish no longer.

 We get the news directly from the wire, then BURN-ify, JESUS-ify,
 and BONE-ify it for your reading pleasure.

 There are NEW reports every single day, covering all the
 major events.

 Recent Headlines...
 -Mine, Bombs Jack-Up 2 In God-damn South Lebanon. Like I Care.
 -Parables Of Latter-day Sacrilege ... From UPI

 	http://cards.thespark.com/sparknews/



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 3. TheSpark's New Look
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 To keep warm during the cold & lonely winter, we re-designed
 the site. It's easier to navigate, and it looks way better.

 Everyone loves it. I'm sure you will, too.

 Spark Pride: Catch it!

 	http://www.thespark.com



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 4. When Is There Gonna Be a FAT PROJECT UPDATE?
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 We talked to Nicole and Eric just last week, and as soon as
 those guys get off their (fat?) asses and send us a couple
 photos, there'll be a new post. Should be in a couple weeks.

 Confirmed fact: Eric's fiancee is no longer with him.
 Unconfirmed fact: One of his nuts is fake.



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 5. NEWS FROM CLAIROL
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 Click now to win a $5 gift certificate for new Herbal Essences Haircolor,
 and a chance to attend the movie premier of Legally Blonde.

	$5, FREE!
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