> > The cruelty of age
> >
> > Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
> > nineties when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to
> > pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before
> marriage
> > so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins. Needless to say Chester
> was
> > pretty excited  on their wedding night. Having waited so patiently all
> these
> > years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a
> > heart condition and  would have to tell Chester that they could not do
> it.
> > Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He
> detects
> a
> > little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy he sends her off
> to
> > the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk sateen
> nightie
> > he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things
> > started he pulls the first strap on her nightie. She blushes just as red
> as
> > her silk sateen nightie. She is really concerned about telling Chester
> about
> > her heart condition.
> >
> > In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since
> his
> > own mothers. It is hanging there down to her belly button; gravity
> having
> > taken it's course over some ninety years. He realizes her anxiety but
> > figures
> > she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the second
> strap
> > and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
> >
> > Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester
> > about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her
> courage,
> > she
> > says "Chester I have acute angina".
> > Chester says " I sure hope so. Your tits look like hell."
>