-----Original Message-----
From: 	"Tami, Eric and Jake Moon" <etjmoon@prodigy.net>@ENRON  
Sent:	Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:41 AM
To:	Susanne_Schmidt@Dell.com; Shantell DeHaven; Papa; Jamie; Moon, Eric; Granny; Gram and Gramp; Frank Jimenez; Aunt Jackie; Aimee Dorman-Peters
Subject:	Fw: New Pet


> > << A NEW PET
> >  > >
> >  This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a
> > pet. So
> >  he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
> > unusual
> >  pet.
> >
> >  After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
> > little
> >  white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
> > good
> >  location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
> > new pet
> >  to the bar to have a drink.
> >
> >  So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> > Frank's with
> >  me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
> >
> >  This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
> > him
> >  again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
> > again,
> >  there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
> >
> >  So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
> > decided to
> >  ask him one more! time; this time putting his face up against the
> >  centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
> > to
> >  Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
> >
> >  A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
> > putting
> >  on my fucking shoes."
> >
>
>