These sound completely reasonable to me.

Rose

-----Original Message-----
From: 	Ephross, Joel  
Sent:	Wednesday, December 19, 2001 10:39 AM
To:	Engeldorf, Roseann
Subject:	FW: Going mental this holiday...


> Christmas Carols For People with Various Disorders
>
>
> SCHIZOPHRENIA:
> > >Do you Hear What I Hear?
> > >
> MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> > >We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
> > >
> DEMENTIA:
> > >I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.
> > >
> NARCISSISTIC:
> > >Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
> > >
> MANIC:
> > >Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
> > >Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
> > Hydrants and...
> > >
> PARANOID:
> > >Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
> > >
> PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> > >You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell
You
> Why.
> > >
> DEPRESSION:
> > >Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
> > >
> OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
> > >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
> > Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell,
> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock,
> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
> Jingle
> > Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle
> > Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
.......
> > >(better start again)
> > >
> PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
> > >On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then slapped
> > me and left).
> > >
> BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> > >I'm dreaming of a white sexual escapade