-----Original Message-----
From: RICHARDS-BROWN Tracy [mailto:tracy.richards-brown@co.multnomah.or.us]
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 10:41 AM
To: 'csemper@ect.enron.com'
Subject: FW: Dear Santa


 
 
Cara.....
 
Now for the cynical side of the holidays.....
 
Tracy....love ya Woman!!!!
 


 
 I bet Santa really does want to say some of these things...Wendy
 
 Subject: FW: Dear Santa


 
 
 

If Santa answered his mail honestly... 
> > 
> > 
> > Dear Santa 
> > I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud 
> > boy all yeer. 
> > 
> > Yer Frend, 
> > BiLLy 
> > 
> > Dear Billy, 
> > Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. 
> > How about I send you a f *** ing book so you can learn to 
> > read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space 
> > ranger. At least HE can spell! 
> > 
> > Santa 
> > --- 
> > Dear Santa, 
> > I have been a good girl all year,and the only thing I ask 
> > for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! 
> > 
> > Love, 
> > Sarah 
> > 
> > Dear Sarah, 
> > Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? 
> > 
> > Santa 
> > --- 
> > Dear Santa, 
> > I don't know if you can do this,but for Christmas, I'd like 
> > for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what 
> > you can do. 
> > 
> > Love, 
> > Teddy 
> > 
> > Dear Teddy, 
> > Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door 
> > in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come 
> > back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's 
> > time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos 
> > instead. 
> > 
> > Santa 
> > --- 
> > Dear Santa, 
> > I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a 
> > dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. 
> > 
> > Love, 
> > Francis 
> > 
> > Dear Francis, 
> > Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. 
> > 
> > Santa 
> > --- 
> > Dear Santa, 
> > I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left 
> > carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. 
> > 
> > Love, 
> > Susan 
> > 
> > Dear Susan, 
> > Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my 
> > face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? 
> > Leave me a bottle of scotch. 
> > 
> > Santa 
> > --- 
> > Dear Santa, 
> > I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please 
> > PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? 
> > 
> > Timmy 
> > 
> > Timmy, 
> > That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that 
> > crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. 
> > 
> > Santa