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>A Taste of Canadian Humour........ 
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>President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing 
>emergency; "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President 
>cried. "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!" 
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>"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power 
>to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. 
> 
>"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 
>condoms ASAP to tide us over?" 
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>"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. 
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>"Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President George W. " 
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>Oui?" 
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>"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with 
>a 4 inch diameter?" asked Bush. 
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>"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up 
>and called the President of Trojan. 
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>"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, and sen'dem 
>to Hamerica." 
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>"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. 
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>"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, 
>hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter." 
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>"That's easily done. Anything else?" 
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>"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem; 
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>MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL. 
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>PROUD TO BE CANADIAN 
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