Although I have not seen Farris' balls personally (and thankfully), I have
seen some of the ladies he has been with; Very impressive....NEVERTHELESS, I
would have to call bullshit on his being, physically, the biggest set of
them all....lest we forget Brother Nathan Meyers?

Figuratively speaking, I will "bow out" to Farris' and Rhett Staehling's
balls' size for serving their country in these troubled times. Do we know of
any other brothers who have been called to serve?