> PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
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> ** Proprietary **
>
>   A husband and wife are getting all snugly
> > > in bed. The passion is heating up.  But then the wife stops and says
> "I
> > > don't feel like it, I just want you to  hold me." The husband says
> > > "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not  be in tune with her
> > emotional
> > > needs as  a Woman. The  husband realizes that  nothing is going to
> > happen
> > > tonight and  he might as  well deal with it.
> > >
> > >  So the next day the husband takes her  shopping  at a big
> department
> > > store.  He walks around and has her try on  three very  expensive
> > outfits.
> > > She can't  decide. He tells his wife to take all  three of them.
> Then
> > > they go over and  get matching shoes worth $100 each.
> > >  And  then they go  to the Jewelry Dept.  where she gets a set of
> > diamond
> > > ear  rings. The wife  is so excited. She  thinks her husband has
> flipped
> > > out-but she does  not care.
> > > She goes for  the tennis bracelet. The husband says  "but you don't
> > even
> > > play tennis, but  OK if you like it then let's get it."  The wife is
> > > jumping up and down so  excited she cannot even believe what  is
> going
> > on.
> > > She says "I am ready to  go, lets go to the cash register."
> > > The  husband  stops and says, "No, honey I  don't feel like buying
> all
> > > this stuff  now"
> > > The  wife's face goes blank. He says "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
> > > this stuff for  a while." The look on  her face is indescribable and
> she
> > > is  about to  explode and the husband says,
> > >
> > >  "You must not be in tune with my  financial needs as  a Man."
> > >
> >
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