----- Subject: Investment Announcement

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA
(mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the
trade name of Mydixaflop.  Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (NYSE
PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the
name, "Mount and Do".  Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests:  "It will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."