Thanks for the story!  Have an all day meeting today, and my grandparents
are going back to Maryland.  I did get a pair of pj's for Meaghan at
Gymboree - the red ones with the little pique heart design.  Hope you did
not get them too!

Bonnie Hitschel
210-283-2456


-----Original Message-----
From: Michelle.Lokay@enron.com [mailto:Michelle.Lokay@enron.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 12, 2001 8:36 AM
To: BHitschel@tesoropetroleum.com
Subject: FW: No truer words were ever spoken




A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a local theme park.  What a day!  He put her on every
ride in the park:  the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear-
everything there was!  Wow!  Five hours later she staggered out of the
theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.   Right to a
McDonald's they went, where he husband ordered a Big Mac for her along
with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake.  Then it was off to a
movie - the latest Star Wars!

What a fabulous adventure!  Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear; what was it like being
six again?"

One eye opened, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story is:  If a woman speaks and a man is there to
hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.