FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
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From: John MH Miyares 
To: pksacnh 
Sent: Saturday, March 23, 2002 10:11 PM
Subject: [pksacnh] FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM 


  HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM 


  HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM 



  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago 

  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York 
   
  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey 
   
  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,  foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 

  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double  decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on 
          accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 

  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,  quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California 

  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on  accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back  seat: Italy 
   
  8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling  cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio: Seattle 
   
  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,  alternating between both feet being on the  accelerator and both      feet on brake, throwing  McDonald's bag out the window: Texas 

  10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun  mounted in the rear window, beer cans on floor,  squirrel tails    attached to antenna: West Virginia 

  11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely  visible above the windshield, driving 35 mph on the interstate in       the left lane with the  left blinker on: Florida



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