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Subject: Fw: Potentially versus Realistically
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Date: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 5:00 PM
Subject: FW: Potentially versus Realistically


>
>> >A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is
>> >the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The
>> >father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
>> >mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
>> >dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
>> >for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep
>> >with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me
>> >what you learned from that."
>> >
>> >So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
>> >with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother
>> >replied,
>> >Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like
>> >that."
>> >
>> >The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
>> >with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
>> >my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up
>> >that opportunity!"
>> >
>> >The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
>> >with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the
>> >brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The
>> >boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.
>> >His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
>> >potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir.
>> >Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but
>> >realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
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