-----Original Message-----
From: Stalford, Robert [mailto:Robert.Stalford@ENRON.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 1:22 PM
To: Bob George (E-mail); Brad Banky (E-mail); Brad Martin (E-mail);
Doyle Glass (E-mail); Drew York (E-mail); Lee Wood (E-mail); Mark
Zeigfinger (E-mail); Paul Stevenson (E-mail); Thomas Padron (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Subject: The Cave





> > From: Bin Laden, Osama
> >
> > Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM
> > To: Cavemates
> > Subject: The Cave
> >
> > Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> > together as a group and I love that.  Big thanks to Omar for putting
> up
> > the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that
> > says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.
> >
> > However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care
> of
> > the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
> >
> > First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
> > we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave.
> Hey, you
> > don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the
> > cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
> >
> > Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
> > trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means
> that
> > while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the
> background.
> > Just while we're taping. Thanks.
> >
> > Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're
> > not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think
> > hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.
> >
> > Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote
> > "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my
> Cheez-Its
> > were gone.Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
> >
> > Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
> > trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> > them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and
> Richard.
> >
> > Love you lots.
> >
> > Osama
> >
> >
>


**********************************************************************
This e-mail is the property of Enron Corp. and/or its relevant affiliate and
may contain confidential and privileged material for the sole use of the
intended recipient (s). Any review, use, distribution or disclosure by
others is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient (or
authorized to receive for the recipient), please contact the sender or reply
to Enron Corp. at enron.messaging.administration@enron.com and delete all
copies of the message. This e-mail (and any attachments hereto) are not
intended to be an offer (or an acceptance) and do not create or evidence a
binding and enforceable contract between Enron Corp. (or any of its
affiliates) and the intended recipient or any other party, and may not be
relied on by anyone as the basis of a contract by estoppel or otherwise.
Thank you.
**********************************************************************


***************************************************************
Confidentiality note: This e-mail contains information from the
GFI Group Inc. and/or its affiliates, including GFInet inc.,
that is confidential and/or legally privileged.   This
information is intended only for the use of the individual or
entity named on this e-mail.  This e-mail and its content may
not be reproduced or retransmitted without the express written
permission of The GFI Group.
***************************************************************