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Subject:	man!!!

Damn, it's good to be a man......

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all  yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You  can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car  mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your  urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas  station because this one's just
icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional  well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your  feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite  you to something, he or she can still be a
friend.
Your  underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are  34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on  your face stays its original color.
Three pairs  of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have  to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a  bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in  public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your  clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,  maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below  your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big  hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one  color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You  have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25  relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.