This one tickled me.  SRS


> Hillary Clinton died and went to  heaven. As she stood in front of St.
> Peter at the Pearly  Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks behind him.
> She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
>
> St. Peter answered,  "Those are Lie-Clocks. ... Everyone on Earth has
a
> Lie-Clock.  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
>
> "Oh,"  said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands have never moved, indicating that
> she has never told a  lie in all her long life."
>
> "And whose clock is that?", said  Hillary.
>
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
> telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>
> "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary  asked.
>
> "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan.