I thought this was really cute - but I have a sick mind.  Jan
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       CLINTON VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       VIAGRA VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       LEWINSKY VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
> > > > > >> >>       then emails everyone about what it did.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       MIKE TYSON VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Quits after two bytes.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,
> > > > > >> >>       then slowly expands to 200 MB.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Deletes all old files.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Disks can no longer be inserted.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
> > > > > >> >>       Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go
>on").
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       DISNEY VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       PROZAC VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Screws up your RAM
> > > > > >> >>       but your processor doesn't care.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Only attacks minor files.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Terminates some files, leaves,
> > > > > >> >>       but  IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >>       LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
> > > > > >> >>       Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
> > > > > >> >>       then discards it through Windows
> > >