> > ----Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
> > > >  Suddenly there is a beeping
> > > >  sound. The first man presses his forearm
> > > >  and the beeping stops. The
> > > >  others look at him questioningly.
> > > >  "That's my pager," he says. "I have a
> > > >  microchip under the skin of my
> > > >  arm."
> > > >  A few minutes later a phone rings. The
> > > >  second man lifts his palm to his
> > > >  ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's
> > > >  my mobile phone. I have a
> > > >  microchip in my hand."
> > > >  The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech,
> > > >  steps out of the sauna. In a
> > > >  few minutes he returns with a piece of
> > > >  toilet paper extending from his
> > > >  rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
> > > >  "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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