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Date: Friday, August 24, 2001 12:03:04 GMT
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Date: Friday, August 17, 2001 11:02:40 GMT
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>>> A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and
give one to your 
neighbor.
>>
>>> A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes
one and gives itto
your neighbor.
>>
>>> A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. So what?
>>
>>> A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. You feel guilty
>>> for being successful. You vote people into office
who tax your cows,
>>> forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the
tax. The people you 
voted
>>> for then take the tax money and buy at five times
the true price a cow
>>> and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
>>
>>> A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government
seizes both and provides
>>> you with sour, soy milk.
>>
>>> A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes
both and sells you
>> the milk.
>>
>>> DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The
government taxes you
>>> to the point you have to sell both to support a man
in a foreign country
>>> who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
>>
>>> CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You
sell one, buy a bull,
>>> and build a herd of cows.
>>
>>> BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The
government takes
>>> them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for
the milk, then
pours the
>>> milk down the drain.
>>
>>> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell
one, and force
>>> the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the
>>> cow drops dead.
>>
>>> A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on
strike because you
>>> want three cows.
>>
>>> A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
redesign them so they are
>>> one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
>>
>>> A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
reengineer them so they
>>> live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
>>
>>> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you
don't know where they
>>> are. You break for lunch.
>>
>>> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count
them and learn you
>>> have five cows. You count them again and learn you
have 42 cows. You
count them again
>>>and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows
and open another
bottle of vodka.
>>
>>> A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows,
but you don't know
>>> what a cow looks like. You take a nap.
>>
>>> A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of
which belong to you.
>>> You charge for storing them for others.
>>
>>> A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
enter into a partnership
>>> with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000
cows and the American
corporation declares bankruptcy.
>>
>>> AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.