Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? 
A. You put lox on it. 

Q. What do people from Texas call sushi? 
A. Bait. 

Q. What does the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? 
A. Cookie sheets. 


Nancy 
(707) 251-4870 (phone) 
(707) 265-5446 (fax) 
"Plus je bois, mieux je chante"