>Subject: Little Johnny 
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> >The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what 
> >their parents did for a living. 
> >"Mary, what does your parents do?" 
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> >Lil' Mary replied "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy 
> >is a nurse." 
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> >"That's very nice," said the teacher, "Robert, what do your parents 
> >do?" 
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> >Robert proudly exclaimed ,"My dad is a policeman and 
> >my mom is a teacher!" "That's very nice," said the teacher , 
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> >"Johnny, what do your parents do?" 
> >He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's 
> >a hooker." 
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> >Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the 
> >principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned. 
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> >"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" 
> >asked the teacher. Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that 
> >in our economy every job is important, gave me an apple 
> >and asked for my phone number." 
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