This was cute..and I figured some of you boyz need all the help you can get!  
 

Kayla Harmon 
Enron 
Volume Management 
713-345-1778 

-----Original Message-----
From: Robbie Barrow [mailto:rbarrow@swbanktx.com]
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 3:43 PM
To: 'ashackouls@deloitte.com'; 'elizabeth_ofarrell@foleys.com'; John Flournoy; Christopher Simmons; Jennifer Heard; Jeremy Newsom; Harmon, Kayla; 'traci.cook.lee@accenture.com'
Subject: drinks


>Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based 
>on what she drinks. Though they were interviewed separately, they concurred 
>on almost all counts. The results: 
> 
>Drink: Beer. 
>Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. 
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. 
> 
>Drink: Blender Drinks. 
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the butt. 
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. 
> 
>Drink: Mixed Drinks. 
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,picky tastes, knows 
>exactly what she wants. 
>Your Approach: You don't have to approach her, if she is interested, she 
>will send you a drink. 
> 
>Drink: Wine. (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) 
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. 
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with 
>friends. 
> 
>Drink: White Zinfandel. 
>Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no 
>clue. 
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy 
>target. 
> 
>Drink: Shots. 
>Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to get totally 
>drunk.....and naked. 
>Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been blessed this evening. 
>Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad. 
> 
>Drink: Tequila. No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here. 
> 
>The MALE version of this. With guys it is always simple and clear cut. 
> 
>Domestic beer: He is poor and he wants to get laid. 
> 
>Imported beer: He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid. 
> 
>Wine: He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to 
>help him get laid. 
> 
>Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything except getting laid. 
> 
>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless biker 
>waitress from Oshawa. 
> 
>White Zinfandel: He is gay. Very, very gay. 
> 
> 
> 
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