-----Original Message----- 
From:   Cruise, Michael (CBI-Houston)  
Sent:   Friday, July 27, 2001 1:42 PM 
To:     Johnny Chiang (E-mail); Aubry, Christi (CBI-Houston); Jones, Judi (CBI-Houston); Waldrop, Barbara (CBI-Houston) 
Subject:        
The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the
joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the
way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another
point: Women never listen, either 

Michael Cruise 
Program Director 
KKBQ  The New 93Q 
Cox Radio/Houston 
www.thenew93q.com