>> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she
>> > selected a  quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package
>> of bacon.

>> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check
>> > out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items
>> in front of the cashier.

 > > He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked
>> at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual
>> > about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in
>> earth did you know that?

>> > The  drunk said,  "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."