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	Enron Capital & Trade Resources 
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	From:  Ryan Watt                           07/26/2000 03:24 PM
	

To: Chad Clark/CAL/ECT@ECT, Chris Dorland/CAL/ECT@ECT, Jason 
Biever/CAL/ECT@ECT, Michael Cowan/CAL/ECT@ECT, Chris Lambie/CAL/ECT@ECT, Jeff 
Sears/CAL/ECT@ECT, Jonathan McKay/CAL/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Perfect day for a woman and a man

Not bad....


Perfect Day for a Woman

Wake up to hugs and kisses.
Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
Shopping with friends. Nap. A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from
a secret admirer.
Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. Primp before mirror.
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
Home to bed. Make love. Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect Day for a Man

Alarm. Blowjob. Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.
Filet mignon, eggs, toast and coffee. Limo arrives.
Bloody Mary en route to airport. Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. Play front nine, finish 2 under par.
2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. Blowjob.
Play back nine, finish 4 under par. 2 Bombay martinis.
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. Massage by naked Kathy
Ireland.
Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 oz. New York strip.
Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. Massage and jacuzzi.
Go to bed. Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch dog leave bedroom. Laugh yourself to sleep.




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