-----Original Message-----
From: Richoux, Fred 
Sent:  Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:33 PM
To: Heard, Anne
Subject:  FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!)
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Wagner, Bob 
Sent:  Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:30 PM
To: Basanko, Olga; Connor, Larry;  Moredock, Sandy; Richoux, Fred; Zak, Mike
Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than  We Know!!)
> > The last four U.S.  Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin 
to 
> > OZ.  After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it tothe 
>  > Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. 
> "WHAT BRINGS YOU  BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 
> > Jimmy Carter  steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." 
> > 
> >  "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" 
> > 
> > Ronald  Reagan steps forward, "Well, I think I need a brain." 
> > 
>  > "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORETHE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"  
> > 
> > Up steps George H. W. Bush sadly, "I'm told by  the American people that I need a 
> > heart." 
> > 
>  > "I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." 
> >  
> > Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just  standing 
> > there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. 
>  > 
> > Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"  
> > 
> > Clinton says "Is Dorothy here?" 
> >