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Kam I am getting you a blacklight for Xmas, if we are still working together...
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>> >> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
>> >>
>> >> A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
>> >>
>> >> A shrimp's heart is in their head.
>> >>
>> >> People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
>> >> sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
>> >>
>> >> In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
>> >> no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its
>> >> head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
>> >>
>> >> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
>> >>
>> >> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
>> >>
>> >> Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
>> >> Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that
>> >> consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
>> >>
>> >> In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000
>> >> times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
>> >>
>> >> More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
>> >> received a telephone call.
>> >>
>> >> Rats and horses can't vomit.
>> >>
>> >> The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be
>> >> the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
>> >>
>> >> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try
>> >> to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in
>> >> your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by
>> >> force, they can pop out.
>> >>
>> >> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
>> >> have over million descendants.
>> >>
>> >> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
>> >> bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
>> >>
>> >> If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does
>> >> Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
>> >> implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S.
>> >> citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or
>> >> their vehicles?
>> >>
>> >> In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
>> >>
>> >> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>> >>
>> >> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
>> >> dating are already married.
>> >>
>> >> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>> >>
>> >> 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
>> >> people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
>> >>
>> >> In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
>> >> sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
>> >>
>> >> Most lipstick contains fish scales.
>> >>
>> >> Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
>> >>
>> >> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
>> >>
>> >> Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their 
elbow.
>> >>