Heh Mark,
   This sounds just like Kimmie and your wife to me.  Hope you all have a
great Thanksgiving.  "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"
Janet and Mark in Boston

-----Original Message-----
From: Whitt, Mark [mailto:Mark.Whitt@ENRON.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 6:26 PM
To: mawhitt@aol.com; Bump, Dan J.; Harrison, Tyrell; Lucci, Paul T.
Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say.



This is an old one but still good.
>  -----Original Message-----
> From:     Appling, Mike  [mailto:mappling@chematch.com]
> Sent: Friday, August 17, 2001 2:45 PM
> To:   Brett Treadwell (E-mail) ; David Elias (E-mail) ; David Zaozirny
> (E-mail) ; Dwayne Hyzak (E-mail) ; George Appling (E-mail) ; Jeff
> Thomas (E-mail) ; Jerry Jernigan (E-mail) ; Jes Morris (E-mail) ; John
> Carr (E-mail) ; Kelly Boston (E-mail) ; Kevin Baros (E-mail) ; Kregg
> Lunsford (E-mail) ; Mark Whitt (E-mail) ; Steven Jernigan (E-mail) ;
> Steven Wolf (E-mail) ; Wade Pursell (E-mail) ; Wade Sanders (E-mail) ;
> William evans (E-mail)
> Subject:  FW: Things you'll never hear women say.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Boase, Allan
> Sent:  Thursday, August 16, 2001 8:54 AM
> To: Appling, Mike; Brown, Nancy;  Exley, Melisa; Giraldo, Melissa;
> Josephs, Bob; Leahy, Steve; McAfee, Larry;  Medeles, Ismael; Orjuela,
> Natalie; Peyton, Mickie; Snear, Clay; Venezia,  Charles
> Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women  say.
>
>
> Things you'll never hear women say.
> >  > >
> > > > 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I  don't
> > > > blame you for ignoring me.
> > > >
> >  > > 2. The new woman in my office is a real beauty, and a
> > >  > stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
> > > >
> > > > 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
> > > > fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal
> > > > they'll still cover.
> > > >
> > > > 4.  Bar food again!? Great!
> > > >
> > > > 5. I liked that  wedding even more than ours. You know,
> > > > your ex-girlfriend has  class.
> > > >
> > > > 6. That woman is wearing the same  outfit as I am. Cool,
> > > > I'm gonna go talk to her.
> > >  >
> > > > 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,
> > > > then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
> > >  >
> > > > 8. Honey, isn't tonight your night out with the boys?
> > > > You need your time with them.
> > > >
> >  > > 9. It's only the third quarter,   we should order a
> > >  > couple more pitchers.
> > > >
> > > > 10. My mother  is going to take care of the tab, so order
> > > > another round for  you and your friends.
> > > >
> > > > 11. I'm so happy  with my new hairstyle, I don't think
> > > > I'll ever change it  again.
> > > >
> > > > 12. Damn! I love when my pillow  smells like your cigars and
> > > > beer.   You passed out  before brushing your teeth again, ya'
> big silly!
> > > >
> >  > > 13. You are so much smarter than my father.
> > > >
> > > > 14. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
> > >  >
> > > > 15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
> > > > house.
> > > >
> > > > 16. You're so  sexy when you're hung over.
> > > >
> > > > 17. I love it  when you change channels all the time. It
> > > > really helps me  find out what else is on!
> > > >
> > > > 18. Let's  subscribe to Hustler.
> > > >
> > > > 19. If you need me,  I'll be out painting the house.
> > > >
> > > > 20. I love  it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had
> > > > more time  to ride.
> > > >
> > > > 21. Honey, our new neighbor's  daughter is sunbathing
> > > > again, come see!
> > > >
> > > > 22. No, no, I'll take both of our cars to have the oil  changed.
>
> > > >
> > > > 23. Your mother is way better  than mine.
>


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