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Subject: FW: This is a good one!




Mike Dowell

Special Projects Group
Kellogg Brown and Root
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> Subject:	FW: This is a good one!
> 
> 
> > A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed
> > home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear
> Lord,
> > I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
> > home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in
> > our
> > bodies."
> > God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
> > sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
> his
> > mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
> breakfast,
> > packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the
> > dry
> > cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out
> > money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power
> company
> > and
> > the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home
> and
> > put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
> > dog.
> > Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> > laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
> > school to
> > pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set
> > out
> > cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then
> > setup the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
> > At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad, breaded
> > the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he
> cleaned
> > the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and
> put
> > them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
> > weren't
> > finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he
> > managed to get through without complaint.
> >
> > The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
> > "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's
> > being
> > able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
> >
> > The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> > learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
> > they
> > were.You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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