You've been working on those wayyyy too long.

-----Original Message-----
From: Luis Gasparini [mailto:lgasparini@simpletel.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 3:17 PM
To: Scott Palmer; Ebner, Daniel; Clint.Dean@enron.com
Subject: Re: This weekend


Yeah, just think of the lines we could use:

Hey baby, wanna come out and help me pitch my tent?
Your sleeping bag or mine?
Hey baby, lets go camping.  I'll supply the pork and beans.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Scott Palmer" <Scott.Palmer@exodus.net>
To: "'Luis Gasparini'" <lgasparini@simpletel.com>; "Ebner, Daniel"
<DEbner@JPI.com>; <Clint.Dean@enron.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 12:17 PM
Subject: RE: This weekend


>
> Camp there if I'm having a hard time, or if I'm looking for a "hard time"?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Luis Gasparini [mailto:lgasparini@simpletel.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 12:18 PM
> To: Ebner, Daniel; Scott Palmer; Clint.Dean@enron.com
> Subject: Re: This weekend
>
>
> LOL!  That's some serious incentive to brave the weather.  I'm up for the
> challenge.
>
> Scott, if you have a hard time finding alternate camp sites, I suggest we
> camp in the field next to The Show Palace.  <g>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Ebner, Daniel" <DEbner@JPI.com>
> To: "'Scott Palmer'" <Scott.Palmer@exodus.net>; <Clint.Dean@enron.com>
> Cc: "'Luis Gasparini'" <lgasparini@simpletel.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 11:38 AM
> Subject: RE: This weekend
>
>
> > Lemme put it another way.  If we don't go camping, I will be painting a
> > bedroom and re-staining kitchen cabinets.  The icing on the cake will be
> the
> > dippy girl's parents' Christmas party on Sunday.
> >
> > Cold and rain creates relatively little fear for me.
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Scott Palmer [SMTP:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 11:40 AM
> > > To: 'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Richard Donoghue'; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > Cc: 'Luis Gasparini'
> > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > >
> > >
> > > On the camping note, I am researching alternative sites just in case
the
> > > weather is insane this weekend.  Depending on which weather forecast
you
> > > believe, it will be cloudy with a chance of rain, with lows in the 40s
> and
> > > highs in the 50s.
> > >
> > > I also have to check for trail closures.  Even if it's not raining,
some
> > > trails will close down if they are muddy & wet because of erosion.
> > >
> > > No matter what, we're on for camping, though!!  Even if I have to ride
> my
> > > bike in circles around the tent.
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 11:17 AM
> > > To: 'Richard Donoghue'; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > Cc: Scott Palmer; 'Luis Gasparini'
> > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > >
> > >
> > > Won't be the same without you.  After all, it was Richard that came up
> > > with
> > > "Sometimes you kick wood...sometimes the wood kicks you."
> > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: Richard Donoghue [SMTP:Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com]
> > > > Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 10:41 AM
> > > > To: 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'; Richard Donoghue
> > > > Cc: 'Scott Palmer'; 'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Luis Gasparini'
> > > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > >
> > > > More like types, but I can read my message aloud to my computer if
you
> > > > would
> > > > like.
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: Clint.Dean@enron.com [mailto:Clint.Dean@enron.com]
> > > > Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 10:40 AM
> > > > To: Richard Donoghue
> > > > Cc: 'Scott Palmer'; 'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Luis Gasparini'
> > > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The "silent one" speaks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Richard Donoghue <Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com> on 12/13/2000 10:37:08 AM
> > > >
> > > > To:   "'Scott Palmer'" <Scott.Palmer@exodus.net>, "'Ebner, Daniel'"
> > > >       <DEbner@JPI.com>, "'Luis Gasparini'"
<lgasparini@simpletel.com>,
> > > >       "'Clint.Dean@enron.com'" <Clint.Dean@enron.com>, Richard
> Donoghue
> > > >       <Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com>
> > > > cc:
> > > >
> > > > Subject:  RE: This weekend
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Guys, unfortunately, I think I'm going to have to bow out of our
> camping
> > > > trip this weekend. I have been rather ill over the last week and a
> half,
> > > > and
> > > > I'm not sure that I'm up for the elements and all of the alcohol
that
> > > are
> > > > involved in this weekend's festivities. I have been hoping to get
> > > better,
> > > > but between work and my cold, I don't think I'm up for it. Have fun
> and
> > > > please try not to make too much fun of the "silent one" while you
are
> in
> > > a
> > > > wood kicking frenzy.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: Scott Palmer [mailto:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 10:41 AM
> > > > To: 'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Luis Gasparini'; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com';
> > > > 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'
> > > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I also have a small tent that can be borrowed if "the silent one"
> > > emerges
> > > > from the depths of the legal system to join us on our quest for
> physical
> > > > pain, inebriation, and large, uncontrollable fires.
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 10:35 AM
> > > > To: Scott Palmer; 'Luis Gasparini'; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com';
> > > > 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'
> > > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Clint has spoken for the tent.
> > > >
> > > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > > From:   Ebner, Daniel
> > > > > Sent:   Tuesday, December 12, 2000 10:28 AM
> > > > > To:     'Scott Palmer'; 'Luis Gasparini'; Clint.Dean@enron.com;
> > > > > Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com
> > > > > Subject:     RE: This weekend
> > > > >
> > > > > Does everybody have a tent.  I can bring an extra SMALL tent if
> > > needed?
> > > > >
> > > > >    -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    From:     Scott Palmer [SMTP:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > > >    Sent:     Tuesday, December 12, 2000 8:24 AM
> > > > >    To:  'Luis Gasparini'; Ebner, Daniel; Clint.Dean@enron.com;
> > > > > Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com
> > > > >    Subject:  RE: This weekend
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >    I'm in for that.
> > > > >
> > > > >    BTW - pack a change of warm clothes, and I'd suggest some kind
of
> > > > > light
> > > > >    nylon coat.  It might drizzle that day.
> > > > >
> > > > >    -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    From: Luis Gasparini [mailto:lgasparini@simpletel.com]
> > > > >    Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 4:37 PM
> > > > >    To: Ebner, Daniel; Scott Palmer; Clint.Dean@enron.com;
> > > > >    Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com
> > > > >    Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >    Do you guys want to go in on some New York Strip steaks?  I can
> > > pick
> > > > > up some
> > > > >    in bulk at Sam's and marinade them over night.  There are
usually
> 4
> > > > > eight to
> > > > >    ten ounce steaks per package for around $20.  They are pretty
> good
> > > > > quality.
> > > > >
> > > > >    If we do it, should I get one or two packages?  I'm thinking
two
> > > > > (unless
> > > > >    Scott is bringing Hunter, who we can BBQ instead).
> > > > >
> > > > >    -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > > >    Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 3:00 PM
> > > > >    To: 'Scott Palmer'; Ebner, Daniel; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > > >    Cc: 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'; 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >    Sounds good to me.  5 o'clock.   Just kidding.
> > > > >
> > > > >    > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > From:   Scott Palmer [SMTP:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > > >    > Sent:   Monday, December 11, 2000 3:02 PM
> > > > >    > To:     'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > > >    > Cc:     'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'; 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > Subject:     RE: This weekend
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    > So did we get a consensus on the time?
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > > >    > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 2:54 PM
> > > > >    > To: Scott Palmer; 'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > > >    > Cc: 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'; 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    > I think I'd have a short position in camp fire wood.  I see
the
> > > > > intrinsic
> > > > >    > value spiking upward (due to need for warmth) then crashing
> down
> > > > > (as it
> > > > >    > turns to ash).
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    > However, I'm always long Beam.
> > > > >    >
> > > > >    > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > > From: Scott Palmer [SMTP:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > > >    > > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 2:47 PM
> > > > >    > > To:   'Clint.Dean@enron.com'
> > > > >    > > Cc:   'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com';
> > > > >    > > 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > > Subject:   RE: This weekend
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > Not so fast, Clint.... for $4.50 you just get the wood, you
> > > > > don't get an
> > > > >    > > option to kick the wood.
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > I'm writing December Wood-kicking calls for $1, who's
> > > > > buying....?
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > > From: Clint.Dean@enron.com [mailto:Clint.Dean@enron.com]
> > > > >    > > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 2:37 PM
> > > > >    > > To: Scott Palmer
> > > > >    > > Cc: 'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com';
> > > > >    > > 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > Wow, the wood I can kick!!!
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > Scott Palmer <Scott.Palmer@exodus.net> on 12/11/2000
02:34:59
> > > PM
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > To:   "'Ebner, Daniel'" <DEbner@JPI.com>,
> > > > > "'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com'"
> > > > >    > >       <Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com>, "'Clint.Dean@enron.com'"
> > > > >    > >       <Clint.Dean@enron.com>, "'lgasparini@simpletel.com'"
> > > > >    > >       <lgasparini@simpletel.com>
> > > > >    > > cc:
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > Subject:  RE: This weekend
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > All right - I did the unthinkable, and bought a "half-cord"
> of
> > > > > wood.
> > > > >    > For
> > > > >    > > the uninitiated, a half-cord is a stack of roughly 18- to
> > > > > 24-inch logs
> > > > >    > > that
> > > > >    > > is 8 feet long and 4 feet high.
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > I'm going to bring about half of it camping, so we should
> have
> > > > > quite the
> > > > >    > > fire.
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > > From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > > >    > > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 1:55 PM
> > > > >    > > To: Scott Palmer; 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com';
> > > > > 'Clint.Dean@enron.com';
> > > > >    > > 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > > Subject: RE: This weekend
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > Richard, are you coming.  You've been awful quite
throughout
> > > > > this.
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > I think I can scrape together 500 pennies.
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > > > From:   Scott Palmer [SMTP:Scott.Palmer@exodus.net]
> > > > >    > > > Sent:   Monday, December 11, 2000 12:50 PM
> > > > >    > > > To:     'Ebner, Daniel'; 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com';
> > > > >    > > 'Clint.Dean@enron.com';
> > > > >    > > > 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > > > Subject:     RE: This weekend
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > OK, I can get some firewood.  I assume we're going to
need
> > > > > quite a
> > > > >    > bit,
> > > > >    > > > since we tend to build a pretty big fire every year.
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > Can I assume that I can get $5 from everybody to help
cover
> > > > > the cost
> > > > >    > of
> > > > >    > > > the
> > > > >    > > > wood?
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > The place is easy, there's pretty much only one area to
> tent
> > > > > camp.
> > > > >    > I'd
> > > > >    > > > say
> > > > >    > > > first ones there claim a good site.  It's been getting
dark
> > > > > around
> > > > >    > 5:00
> > > > >    > > > lately, so I'd say we need to get there before noon if
> we're
> > > > > going to
> > > > >    > > get
> > > > >    > > > a
> > > > >    > > > decent ride in and be able to pitch tents before it gets
> > > dark.
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > That'll mean an early morning for the Dallas guys....
sorry
> > > > > bout that.
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > >    > > > From: Ebner, Daniel [mailto:DEbner@JPI.com]
> > > > >    > > > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 11:48 AM
> > > > >    > > > To: Scott Palmer; 'Rdonoghue@mphlegal.com';
> > > > > 'Clint.Dean@enron.com';
> > > > >    > > > 'lgasparini@simpletel.com'
> > > > >    > > > Subject: This weekend
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > I did some looking for firewood around Coppell this
> weekend.
> > > > > Short of
> > > > >    > > the
> > > > >    > > > crap you get from Albertson's that burns up in about 15
> > > > > minutes, I
> > > > >    > could
> > > > >    > > > not
> > > > >    > > > find any.  This week, I've got something every night so I
> > > > > can't shop
> > > > >    > for
> > > > >    > > > it.
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > Can someone be in charge of getting firewood?  It's
usually
> > > > > best to
> > > > >    > get
> > > > >    > > > from
> > > > >    > > > an actual firewood supplier that usually has trucks on
the
> > > > > side of the
> > > > >    > > > road.
> > > > >    > > > Nursuries sometimes have it also.  We can split up the
cost
> > > > > later.
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > I'm pretty much planning on showing up with my tent,
> sleeping
> > > > > stuff,
> > > > >    > > food,
> > > > >    > > > Beam, bike, and lanterns.  Is there anything else I need
to
> > > > > bring?
> > > > >    > > >
> > > > >    > > > Also, what time, and where in the park are we meeting?
> > > > >    > >
> > > > >    > >
> > > >
> > > >