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Michael McDermott <Michael.McDermott@spectrongroup.com> on 06/01/2000 
06:00:56 AM
To: "'Bryan Moody'" <bhmoody@hotmail.com>, "'B.K. Milne'" <MILNEB@CIBC.CA>, 
"'Angus Cowan'" <Angus.Cowan@royalbank.com>, "'Chris Dorland'" 
<Chris.Dorland@enron.com>, "'Kevin McElroy'" <kmcelroy@nuheat.com>
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Yo Mama`s so fat ....



Your mama is so fat:
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her

13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner)
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver`s license says "Picture continued on other side."
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama`s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama`s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
the milk carton.
Yo mama`s so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi`s 1002`s.
Yo mama`s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama`s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama`s so fat, she`s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama`s so fat, she could sell shade.