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"Pamela Anderson" <pama9@flash.net> on 12/19/2000 10:02:04 PM
To: "Terri Bailey" <tlbkk@aol.com>, "Kandy Daniel" <Kandydan@aol.com>, "Gregg 
Anderson" <TEJASGREGG@aol.com>, "Dillard, Kari K" <dillarkk@bp.com>, "Amanda 
C. Herzer" <acherzer@aol.com>, "angie schniers" 
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Dutch" <dutchd@kochind.com>, "Dawn Doga" <dawndoga@aol.com>, "Dayna Erck" 
<derck@medicalprofiles.com>, "Hough, Lisa" <lisa.hough@neg.pge.com>, "Kevin 
Cokinos" <kcokinos@compuserve.com>, "Kody Newland" <kodynewland@hotmail.com>, 
"Nancy Gilbertson" <ngilbertson@earthlink.net>, "Patricia DeMamiel" 
<princess3456@dellnet.com>, "Pedersen, Julie" <julie.pedersen@neg.pge.com>, 
"Sandra Brawner" <Sandra.F.Brawner@enron.com>, "Strphanie Friedhoff" 
<Stephanie.g.Friedhoff@pfizer.com>, "Susan Schnitzer" 
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A Woman's  Dictionary??
 

	
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	Airhead (er*hed) n.
	What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a  policeman.
	
	Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
	A discussion that occurs when you're right but he just hasn't  realized it 
yet.
	
	Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk)  v.
	To go to the cash machine and hit  "inquire".
	
	Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
	You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the  tomatoes, diced 
the onions, marinated the meat, cleaned everything up, but  he "made the 
dinner".
	
	Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
	Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
	
	Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
	Gotta get married in a church.
	
	Childbirth (child*brth) n.
	You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold  your hand 
and say, "Focus...breath...push...Good Girl!"
	
	Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
	A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of  M&M chocolate 
covered peanuts.
	
	Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
	The last two minutes of a football game.
	
	Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
	To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a  purchase.
	
	Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
	Someone, who is able to create a style, you will never be able  to duplicate 
again. See also "Magician".
	
	Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
	On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On  his collar, 
coloring only a tramp would wear.
	
	Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae)  n.
	A day ,when you have dreams of a candlelight  dinner, diamonds, and romance, 
but consider yourself lucky to get a  card.
	
	Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah)  n.
	Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but  will not come off if you try to 
remove it.
	
	Zillion (zil*yen) n.
	The  number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up 
doing  it yourself anyway.  
	

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