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Subject: FW: FW: Florida removed from the USA




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Subject: FW: FW: Florida removed from the USA


>Subject:  Florida to be removed from US
>
>WASHINGTON D.C. (AP/UPI) - Following an emergency meeting
>Tuesday morning, Congress
>unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United
>States of America.
>The move was a reaction to the confusion and
>irregularities in the state's
>voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000
>Presidential election.
>"This is the last straw," said Utah senator Orin
>Hatch. "First Elian
>Gonzales, now this."
>Several congressmen told reporters the decision has
>been a long time coming.
>"We're all pretty much sick of Florida," said
>representative Barney Frank.
>"They've been a constant embarrassment for too long
>now."  Added Frank,
>"They
>had Dan Marino for a while, but what have they done
>lately? Oh that's right,
>screw up our
>entire democracy. I forgot"
>
>In a speech on the Senate floor, Massachusetts
>senator Ted Kennedy commented
>that the loss of Florida's sizable elderly
>population will free up billions
>of dollars in social security funds.
>"These are valuable funds which can now be
>redirected toward national
>defense. We can finally rebuild our demoralized,
>weakened military," said
>the Senator to roaring applause.
> >From her New York campaign headquarters, freshly
>elected senator Hilary
>Clinton echoes the sentiments of her future
>colleagues on Capitol Hill,
>calling Florida "a hurricane-addled hellhole full of
>scheming Cuban
>immigrants."
>"Learn fucking English already, you banana boat
>bums," Clinton added.
>As a result of the Florida screw-up, the House and
>Senate decreed a new
>election will take place in early December. This
>time, ballots in each state
>will be tabulated by robots.
>"It is clear that our human vote-counting system is
>too inherently
>flawed,"said Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert.
>"The presence of these
>new, superior robot mast - err, I mean - tabulators
>will ensure 100%
>accuracy."
>"Remember," said Hastert, "every vote counts,
>especially if it's counted by
>robots."
>Dynamiting will begin in Florida next Wednesday,
>after which the state will
>be completely geographically separated from the
>United States.
>"After that, they're on their own," said Hastert. "I
>hope they sink.
>Fuckers."

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>Subject:? Florida to be removed from US 
> 
>WASHINGTON D.C. (AP/UPI) - Following an emergency meeting 
>Tuesday morning, Congress 
>unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United 
>States of America. 
>The move was a reaction to the confusion and 
>irregularities in the state's 
>voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 
>Presidential election. 
>"This is the last straw," said Utah senator Orin 
>Hatch. "First Elian 
>Gonzales, now this." 
>Several congressmen told reporters the decision has 
>been a long time coming. 
>"We're all pretty much sick of Florida," said 
>representative Barney Frank. 
>"They've been a constant embarrassment for too long 
>now."? Added Frank, 
>"They 
>had Dan Marino for a while, but what have they done 
>lately? Oh that's right, 
>screw up our 
>entire democracy. I forgot" 
> 
>In a speech on the Senate floor, Massachusetts 
>senator Ted Kennedy commented 
>that the loss of Florida's sizable elderly 
>population will free up billions 
>of dollars in social security funds. 
>"These are valuable funds which can now be 
>redirected toward national 
>defense. We can finally rebuild our demoralized, 
>weakened military," said 
>the Senator to roaring applause. 
> >From her New York campaign headquarters, freshly 
>elected senator Hilary 
>Clinton echoes the sentiments of her future 
>colleagues on Capitol Hill, 
>calling Florida "a hurricane-addled hellhole full of 
>scheming Cuban 
>immigrants." 
>"Learn fucking English already, you banana boat 
>bums," Clinton added. 
>As a result of the Florida screw-up, the House and 
>Senate decreed a new 
>election will take place in early December. This 
>time, ballots in each state 
>will be tabulated by robots. 
>"It is clear that our human vote-counting system is 
>too inherently 
>flawed,"said Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert. 
>"The presence of these 
>new, superior robot mast - err, I mean - tabulators 
>will ensure 100% 
>accuracy." 
>"Remember," said Hastert, "every vote counts, 
>especially if it's counted by 
>robots." 
>Dynamiting will begin in Florida next Wednesday, 
>after which the state will 
>be completely geographically separated from the 
>United States. 
>"After that, they're on their own," said Hastert. "I 
>hope they sink. 
>Fuckers." 

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