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Subject: "One Texan is better than one hundred taliban".



> A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
> voice call from behind a sand-dune.
>
> "One Texas soldier is better than ten taliban".
>
> The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune
> whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
> silence.
>
> The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred taliban".
>
> Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune
> and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again
> silence.
>
> The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand
> taliban".
>
> The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
> them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a
huge
> battle is fought. Then silence.
>
> Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his
> dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
> There's actually two of them."
>