I'm not very excited to hang out with Mikey all the time. See what Johnny is up to and hit the Benson and Hedges menthol's.

-----Original Message-----
From: Dorland, Dan 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 1:23 PM
To: Dorland, Chris
Subject: FW: 


 
-----Original Message-----
From: George, Mike (CA - Calgary) [mailto:migeorge@deloitte.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 1:57 PM
To: Dorland, Dan
Subject: RE: 


I don't know dude.  Leslie just told me she wanted your number as she is going to TO.  Hopefully it's soon.  I would really like to here a story about how the two of you went out for a glass of wine in TO.  Then she had 1 too many, spilt on her top, then asked to go back to your place to wash it out.  She then put one of your old T shirts on while it was in the wash.  You guys proceeded to have a couple more drinks.  When the shirt was finished drying - you were both pretty drunk.  She went to give you the old shirt back  - and didn't put the new one on.  You started to neck.  One thing led to another and you ended up smokin' a Benson and Hedges at 2:30 eastern time with a lovely red head lying on your 'coyote' arm - you are lying there thinkin', "I can't wait to call Marsy and George and tell them I nailed that hot chick from the wedding - and I was fantastic!"
 
 
Sorry dude, she is hot and my mind started racing,
 
Do us proud,
 
Georgetown.

-----Original Message-----
From: Dorland, Dan [mailto:Dan.Dorland@ENRON.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 11:10 AM
To: George, Mike (CA - Calgary)
Subject: RE: 


No, when's she coming to town?

-----Original Message-----
From: George, Mike (CA - Calgary) [mailto:migeorge@deloitte.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 12:17 PM
To: Dorland, Dan
Subject: RE: 



ouch! 

Kim called? 

-----Original Message----- 
From: Dorland, Dan [ <mailto:Dan.Dorland@ENRON.com>] 
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 9:15 AM 
To: Dorland, Chris; migeorge@deloitte.ca; flemingryan99@hotmail.com; 
mattyengs@hotmail.com; kdorland@flint-energy.com; rkenned@rbcds.com 
Subject: FW: 




>  -----Original Message----- 
> From:         Loy, Brian  
> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 11:08 AM 
> To:   Dorland, Dan; Lalji, Farouk 
> Subject:      
> 
> Canadian's Testicles Torn Off, Girlfriend Charged 
> TORONTO (Reuters) - A man is recovering from an unwanted birthday 
> surprise after a fight with his girlfriend in which she is alleged to 
> have yanked his testicles so hard she tore them from his scrotum, the 
> Globe and Mail reported on Tuesday. 
> The 46-year-old man had just returned from birthday celebrations early 
> Monday morning in Pickering, east of Toronto, when, according to 
> police, he and his girlfriend got into a fight. 
> "Last we heard, last night he was at Pickering Ajax Hospital waiting 
> for surgery to have them put back on," police told the Globe. "That 
> was quite the birthday present he got." 
> The woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, the paper 
> reported. Police are not releasing her name, to protect the identity 
> of her partner. 
> "It must have been one hell of a pull," Philip Kotz, a Toronto 
> urologist, told the paper. "I've heard of the slicing off of a penis 
> but the pulling out or off of the testicles by a spouse or a human is 
> pretty uncommon. I've never seen one and I've been in practice for 50 
> years." 
> There was no word on the man's condition or chances for full recovery, 
> but doctors said it all depends on the amount of damage to the area. 
> "If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, 
> they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles," Dr. Kotz told the 
> Globe." If, on the other hand, the scrotum was pulled off -- that's 
> the bag that holds the testicles -- and the testicles are intact then 
> it's not a big deal to sew the scrotum back on, depending on how badly 
> it was wrenched off." 
> Similar to this incident was the case of John Wayne Bobbit, whose wife 
> sliced off his penis and threw it into a field in 1993. Bobbit's penis 
> was surgically reattached and he went on to star in an adult film. 
> 


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