---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 08/31/2000 12:08 PM 
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"Brett Lawler" <brettlawler@hotmail.com> on 08/31/2000 03:34:13 AM
To: a_diekman@hotmail.com, chris_a_regnier@yahoo.com, John9375@aol.com, 
CHMARGAU@aol.com, srhea@acm.org, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Professional Quiz






>From: "Christine Lane" <cll@prodigy.net>
>To: "brett lawler" <brettlawler@hotmail.com>
>Subject: Fw: Professional Quiz
>Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:42:05 -0000
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: Diane Zarembo <diane@harrisonpersonnel.com>
>To: Micah Gartman <bingham@pdq.net>; Chris Lane <cll@prodigy.net>; Lauren
>Lawler <l.lawler@mail.utexas.edu>; Chris Bell
><chris@harrisonpersonnel.com>;
>Christy Kersh <christy@harrisonpersonnel.com>
>Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 6:10 PM
>Subject: Fw: Professional Quiz
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> > This has absolutely just made my day! Check it out---it's great!  It was
> > sent to me by a manager at St. Luke's Hospital that I work with.
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> > Diane Zarembo
> > Harrison Personnel
> > (713) 960-9906, ext. 112
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Daniel Davies" <zdxd02@sleh.com>
> > To: <lenamaris@aol.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 8:27 AM
> > Subject: Professional Quiz
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> > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
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> > qualified to be a "professional".  Scroll down for each answer.
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> > The questions are not that difficult.
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> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
> > This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
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> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > Correct Answer:
> > Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
> > and close the door.  This tests your ability to think through
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals
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> > OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
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> > 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
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> > According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals
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> > But many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting
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> > this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
> > brains of a four year old.
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