>
>
>Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality
>based on
>what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred
>on almost all counts.
>
>The results:
>
>Drink:         Beer
>Personality:   Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>Drink:         Blender Drinks
>Personality:   Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
>
>Drink:         Mixed Drinks
>Personality:   Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
>taste;
>knows exactly what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested,
>she'll
>send YOU a drink.
>
>Drink:         Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
>Personality:   Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
>with
>friends.
>
>Drink:         White Zinfandel
>Personality:   Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually
>has no
>clue.
>Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this  should be an
>easy
>target.
>
>Drink:         Shots
>Personality:   Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
>totally
>drunk...... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this
>evening.
>   Nothing to do but wait.  However, be careful not to make her mad.
>
>
>Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very
>simple and clear cut:
>
>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
>image to help him get laid.
>Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>White Zinfandel: He's gay.
>
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