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From: Nolen Glaze [mailto:nglaze@oilstates.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 2:19 PM
To: Frank Banda (E-mail); John Schwebel (E-mail); Robert Pearson
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Subject: FW: Cowboy Football





> Subject:	Cowboy Football
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> >> > > > Football Humor
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> >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys & the
> >>Taliban?
> >> > > > A. The Taliban has a running game.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys count to 10?
> >> > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do the Cowboys & Billy Graham have in common?
> >> > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell
> >>"Jesus
> >>Christ"!
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. How do you keep a Cowboy out of your yard?
> >> > > > A. Put up goal posts.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
> >> > > > A. To Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do you call a current Cowboy with a SuperBowl
> >>ring?
> >> > > > A. A thief.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Why doesn't Plano have a professional football team?
> >> > > > A. Because then Dallas would want one.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. Why was Jerry Jones upset when the Cowboys playbook
> >>was
> >> > > stolen?
> >> > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What's the difference between the Cowboys and a
> >>dollar
> >>bill?
> >> > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
> >>watching the
> >> > > SuperBowl?
> >> > > > A. Dallas Cowboys.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in
> >>common?
> >> > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to
> >>run
> >>the
> >> > > football?
> >> > > > A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
> >> > >
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