Michelle Cash asked me to forward this script to you.  I will be in touch 
with Janette to schedule the most convenient time for filming on Tuesday or 
Wednesday, April 9 or 10.  Thanks. 




Script

Quarterly Mandatory Office Move Policy 
Location:  The Construction Site

Props:  Substitute Building Guy in Building Guy Attire (Hard Hat, tool belt), 
Mark Haedicke with Hard Hat and Blazer

Script

ENA Lawyer in an Obsequious Voice:  Hey, Substitute Building Guy, I,m with 
ENA Legal and I,ve had four office moves this past year because of 
construction on our floor.  Please, please tell me that when we move to the 
new building, I won,t have to move offices ever again.
 
Substitute Building Guy (with Mark Haedicke standing next to him):  Well, 
good news, I can promise you that new building will be Enron,s state of the 
art and Jeff Skilling has mandated that there won,t be any more construction 
in the new building for at least 2 years after it opens.  But as for whether 
you,ll be moving offices again, I think I better let your general counsel, 
Mark Haedicke address that question.  Mark.

Mark Haedicke in a dry, public service announcement deadpan:  Thanks, 
Substitute Building Guy and thank you [lawyer,s name] for your question.  
[Lawyer,s name], as you pointed out, you have had to move 4 times this year 
and although you may feel it,s been disruptive, your office moves and those 
of your colleagues have produced some very valuable unintended consequences 
that we want to continue enjoying: first, constant office moves promote 
increased collegiality; second, constant office moves ensure that ENA Legal 
remains at the "cutting edge of Enron's document retention policies"; and, 
third, constant office moves have dramatically reduced our outside counsel 
litigation fees since we have no documents to produce during discovery 
requests.  As a result, I am pleased to announce our new "quarterly office 
move policy".  Our new quarterly office move policy will continue to promote 
the foregoing objectives and, in fact, I intend to suggest to Jim Derrick at 
the next general counsel,s meeting that we implement this policy on a 
corporate basis.  Remember, we may be done with construction, but we,ll never 
be done moving.  



































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Michelle Cash
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street, EB 3823
Houston, Texas  77002
(713) 853-6401
michelle.cash@enron.com

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