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> > Top Ten Caddy Remarks
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> > # 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
> >       Caddy: "can you keep your head down that long?"
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> >   # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
> >         Caddy:  "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."
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> >   # 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
> >         Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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> >   # 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
> >         Caddy: "Eventually."
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> >   # 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
> >         Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
> > coincidence."
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> >   # 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
> > much of a distraction."
> >          Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
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> >   # 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
> >          Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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> >   # 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
> >         Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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> >   # 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
> >         Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
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> >  AND the #1 best caddy comment:
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> >       Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
> >        Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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