>From: "Kevin Hlas" <kjh@rdigroup.com>
>To: "Tim" <tal@spiritone.com>, " Ray" <rjm@rdigroup.com>,        " Kevin
>Stangeland" <kss@rdigroup.com>
>Subject: Fw: Civil War Jokes!!!
>Date: 17 Nov 2000 12:12:13 -0800
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> > >1. How many UofO graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > Unknown, Still searching for a UofO graduate with the qualifications
> > >to do such a task!
> > >
> > >2. How do you get to UofO from OSU?
> > > Head south until you smell it, and east until you step in it!
> > >
> > >3. Why do Duck women wear bibs?
> > > To keep the chew off their dresses!
> > >
> > >4. Why is UofO thing of putting artificial turf in Autzen Stadium?
> > > To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!
> > >
> > >5. What do you get when you breed a Duck with a groundhog?
> > > Six more weeks of bad football!
> > >
> > >6. What is the difference between a Duck cheerleader and  an elephant?
> > > About 50 pounds!
> > > How do you make them equal?
> > > Force feed the elephant!
> > >
> > >7. What is the difference between a Duck at the bottom of a toilet and
> > >a quarter at the bottom of the toilet?
> > > The quarter is worth reaching for!
> > >
> > >8. Why do UofO graduates put their diplomas on the dashboards of their
> > >cars?
> > > So they can park in handicap spaces?
> > >
> > >9. What did the UofO graduate say to the Oregon State graduate?
> > > Would you like fries with that?
> > >
> > >10. How do you get a UofO graduate off your front porch?
> > > Pay him for the pizza!
> > >
> > >11. What's the difference between the Ducks and Rice Crispies?
> > > Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl!
> > >
> > >12. Did you hear they're going to replace the Astroturf in Autzen
> > >Stadium with Cardboard?
> > > The Ducks look good on paper!
> > >
> > >13. What does a Duck grad call a Beaver Grad?
> > > Boss!
> > >
> > >14. What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Duck on the
> > >highway?
> > > There are skid marks in front of the skunk!
> > >
> > >15. What do you call a Duck football player with an IQ of 20?
> > > Gifted!
> >
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