-----Original Message-----
From: April Page [mailto:apage@oilstates.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 2:08 PM
To: Enetric Williams (E-mail); Erica Mathis (E-mail); John Schwebel
(E-mail); Jody Autrey (E-mail); Magdalena Weyrich (E-mail); Robert
Pearson (E-mail); Rudy Leal (E-mail); Tammie Stuckey (E-mail);
RECOLLARD@YAHOO.COM; SAD1249@AOL.COM
Subject: FW: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks.........




-----Original Message-----
From:	Jennifer Tharp [mailto:Jennifer.Tharp@UBC.org]
Sent:	Wednesday, December 12, 2001 2:11 PM
To:	Page (E-mail)
Subject:	FW: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks.........




Jennifer Tharp
Student Ministry Assistant
281-488-8517 x 332


-----Original Message-----
From:	Sue Reno [mailto:sue730@yahoo.com]
Sent:	Wednesday, December 12, 2001 1:53 PM
To:	Poppa Jack; Jennifer Tharp
Subject:	Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks.........



 > A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so
she
> placed a personal ad that read:
>
> RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING
> QUALIFICATIONS:
>
> 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
> 2. WON'T RUN AWAY
> 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
>
> For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell rang
> constantly, she received tons of mail ... all to no avail. None of the men
> seemed to meet her qualifications.
>
> Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a
man
> with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked,
> "Who are you and what do you want?"
>
> "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams.
> I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't
run
> away.
>
> The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
>
> To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
>




"The tongue must be heavy indeed because so few people can hold it."
Sue Reno



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