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  |Thomas F Sawyer/USLGN/USLUM/ABB                                         |
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To:   John Chalmers/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM

      Debra Cannon/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      William Daniel/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      R L Henderson/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Randy Hernandez/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Roy Jeans/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Raquel Nunes-Thomas/USLGN/USLUM/ABB
      Martin Ogg/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Van Salley/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Steve Sawyer <sales@dynatrolUSA.com> @ ABB_US01@ABB_NOTES
      Donald Skidmore/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Melvin Talley/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Tony Vigil/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Ronny G White/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
      Jerry Whitlow/USLGN/USLUM/ABB@ABB_USLUM
Subject:  FW: PMS

Security Level:?         Internal



Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's License in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

* DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
* SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
* SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

* DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
* SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
* SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

* DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
* SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
* SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

* DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
* SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
* SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

* DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
* SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
* SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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* PMS TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR :
* Pass My Shotgun
* Psychotic Mood Shift
* Perpetual Munching Spree
* Puffy Midsection
* People Make Me Sick
* Provide Me with Sweets
* Pardon My Sobbing
* Pack My Stuff
* Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD

for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!
- IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?




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