this is funny.  i just wanted to send it off to you guys before i leave to 
cayman.  i hope the weather is good in houston for you guys this weekend.  it 
is supposed to be a low of 77 and high of like 87 in cayman.  rough life.
---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 03/29/2001 
10:12 AM ---------------------------


"Ryan Lee" <ralee@rmi.net> on 03/27/2001 05:39:29 PM
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Subject: Fw: What We've Learned From Watching Porn......



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Subject: Fwd: What I've Learned From Watching Porn 
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 13:08:16 -0600 



>From: "Jacob Reimer" <jrjhawk@hotmail.com> 
>To: jcoffin@ukans.edu, pmcgiffert@hotmail.com, b_beezley@hotmail.com, 
>bherrman@eagle.cc.ukans.edu, dardots@aol.com, jgarner77@hotmail.com, 
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>Subject: Fwd: What I've Learned From Watching Porn 
>Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 12:52:05 -0600 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>>From: "Robert Fanelli" <fanelli44@hotmail.com> 
>>To: mfanelli@twcny.rr.com, jbarryiipoops@hotmail.com, 
>>gizz1dmb@hotmail.com, roepanimal@hotmail.com, jrjhawk@hotmail.com, 
>>drc@hotmail.com, jake50k@myvzw.com, billymags@hotmail.com, 
>>jtv5407@hotmail.com, melissawilbur@hotmail.com, Timmit1971@hotmail.com 
>>Subject: What I've Learned From Watching Porn 
>>Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 10:06:47 -0500 
>> 
>>What I've Learned From Watching Porn 
>> 
>>1.? Women wear high heels to bed. 
>>2.? Men are never impotent. 
>>3.? When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 
>>4.? If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not 
>>??? scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 
>>5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 
>>6.? Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 
>>7.? Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 
>>8.? Women always orgasm when men do. 
>>9.? A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 
>>10. All women are noisy fucks. 
>>11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo 
>>??? in the background. 
>>12. Those tits are real. 
>>13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his 
>>??? half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 
>>14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 
>>15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl 
>>??? isn't disgusted!) 
>>16. Double penetration makes women smile. 
>>17. Asian men don't exist. 
>>18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the 
>>??? bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you 
>>??? if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 
>>19. There's a plot. 
>>20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by 
>>??? giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 
>>21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 
>>22. Men always pull out. 
>>23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, 
>>??? she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of 
>>??? you. 
>>24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 
>>25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to 
>>??? remind her to "suck it". 
>>26. Assholes are clean. 
>>27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all 
>>??? parties concerned. 
>>28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's 
>>??? trousers and find a cock there. 
>>29. Men don't have to beg. 
>>30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand 
>>??? firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other 
>>??? proudly on his hip 
>> 
>> 
> 

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