Subject: Americans




   I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars.  I
  > > believe
  > > the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
  > > governmental
  > > functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack
  > addicts
  > > squirting out babies.
  > >
  > > I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
  > >
  > > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T
  > > or Marilyn Manson sang.
  > >
  > > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
  > >
  > > I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
  > >
  > > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
  > >
  > > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
  > > English.
  > >
  > > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
  > > unpopular opinions or actions.
  > >
  > > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
  > >
  > > I don't want to eat anything with the words light, or fat-free on the
  > > package.
  > >
  > > My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Full House and Bob
Saget.
  > >
  > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
  > >
  > > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
  > >
  > > I think global warming is a big lie.
  > >
  > > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave.  I didn't wander forty years

  > > in the desert after leaving Egypt; I haven't burned any witches or
  > > been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

  > >
  > > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse
  > > Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money?  And why is he
always
  > > part
  > > of the problem and not the solution.
  > >
  > > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
  > running
  > > from them.
  > >
  > > I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me
  > > crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
These
  > > people should be targets.[AMEN]
  > >
  > > I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
  > >
  > > I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
  > >
  > > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a
  > > parent.
  > >
  > > I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
  > > don't pretend they are a political statement.
  > >
  > > I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.