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From: 	Crenshaw, Shirley  
Sent:	Friday, June 29, 2001 5:52 PM
To:	Barbara Taylor (E-mail); Irene Yoars (E-mail); Summers, Kelly; Crenshaw, Kayla; Cunningham, Lance; Jenifer & John McIntyre (E-mail); Kaminski, Vince J; Virginia & Harold Melville (E-mail); Dupont, Anita
Subject:	 Guide for Hormone Hostages (Thought you might enjoy this)


The Hormone Hostage knows  that there are days in the month when all a 
man has to do is open his  mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a 
handy guide that should  be as common as a driver's license in the wallet 
of every husband,  boyfriend, or significant other. 
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DANGEROUS: What's for  dinner? 
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? 
SAFEST: Where would  you like to go for dinner? 
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DANGEROUS: Are you wearing  THAT? 
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. 
SAFEST: Wow! Look at  you! 
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 DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?  
 SAFER: Could we be overreacting? 
 SAFEST: Here's fifty  dollars. 
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 DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?  
 SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.  
 SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?  
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And my personal favorite. . . . . . . 
DANGEROUS: What did  you DO all day? 
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. 
SAFEST:  I've always loved you in that robe.