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Subject: Truth in the Telling
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 19:08:35 -0600
From: "Virginia Dollahite" <virginia@teleometrics.com>
To: "Virginia Dollahite" <virginia@teleometrics.com>

When you read this you should read it aloud. It's hilarious


TENDJEWBERRYMUD

 Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the
end of the conversation......


Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"


Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking
"funny" for a while after reading this. This has been
 nominated for best email of 1999.


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel
guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was
recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
sunteen??"
G:   "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"
G:  "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G:  "Crisp will be fine.."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G:   "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo one toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
singlish mopping we bother?"
G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine.  Yes,an English muffin will be
      fine."

RS: "We bother?"
G:  "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"
G:  "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"
 G:  "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother
honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G:  "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G:  "You're welcome"