----- Original Message -----  
From: Keith  Curington  
To: bejovial@mindspring.com  
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2001 9:02 AM
Subject: one of the all-time best comeback lines ever
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you have to love this  one!  On the radio the other day, there was one of the all-time best  comeback  lines ever.   [Note: This is an exact replication of  National Public Radio (NPR) interview  between a female broadcaster and  US Army General Reinwald who was about to  sponsor a Boy Scout Troop  visiting his military installation.]   FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So,  General Reinwald, what things are you going to  teach these young boys  when they visit your base?  GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them  climbing, canoeing,  archery and shooting.   FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?  GENERAL REINWALD: I  don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on  the rifle range.    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly  dangerous  activity to be teaching children?  GENERAL REINWALD: I  don't see how. We will be teaching the proper  rifle discipline before  they even touch a firearm.   FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're  equipping them to become violent  killers.  GENERAL REINWALD: Well,  you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're  not one, are you?    The radio went silent and the interview ended.  Go Army!     	


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