---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 07/25/2000 
02:47 PM ---------------------------


"hollyw" <hollyw@email.msn.com> on 07/25/2000 12:23:39 PM
To: "Stacy Warren" <swarre02@coair.com>, "Sheri Thomas" 
<Sheri.Thomas@enron.com>, "Rochelle Smith" <rochelle@waterengineers.com>, 
"Robin Janse" <rjjanse@erenj.com>, "Lori Horrocks" <loroks@yahoo.com>, 
"Janine Gregor" <janine.gregor@talk21.com>, "Debbie Hall" <gmind@icsi.net>, 
"Darron Giron" <dgiron@enron.com>, "Dana Smith" <dsmith@s3ccpa.com>, "Dan 
Kerr" <ditchdog81@hotmail.com>, "Barbara Denson" <bbdenson@pdq.net>
cc:  
Subject: Fw: Woman


I dont' shave my legs, and I can't balance a checkbook to save my
life.....oh well.

----- Original Message -----
From: <TennisGal01@aol.com>
To: <WGreen207@aol.com>; <Spunhoney1@aol.com>; <Angel247@cutey.com>;
<CPita53@aol.com>; <Jrsgolfer@aol.com>; <Redbird0@earthlink.net>
Sent: Monday, June 12, 2000 9:28 PM
Subject: Woman


> > >
> > > > > I am a Woman
> > > > >> > > > > > > I shave my legs,
> > > > >> > > > > > > I sit down to pee.
> > > > >> > > > > > > And I can justify any
> > > > >> > > > > > > shopping spree.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Don't go to a barber,
> > > > >> > > > > > > but a beauty salon.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Can get a massage,
> > > > >> > > > > > > without a hard-on.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I can balance the
> > > > >> > > > > > > checkbook,
> > > > >> > > > > > > can pump my own gas.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Can talk to my friends,
> > > > >> > > > > > > about the size of my ass.
> > > > >> > > > > > > My beauty's a masterpiece,
> > > > >> > > > > > > and yes, it takes long.
> > > > >> > > > > > > At least I can admit,
> > > > >> > > > > > > to others when I'm wrong.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I don't drive in circles,
> > > > >> > > > > > > at any cost.
> > > > >> > > > > > > And I don't have a problem
> > > > >> > > > > > > admitting I'm lost.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I never forget,
> > > > >> > > > > > > an important date.
> > > > >> > > > > > > You just gotta deal with it,
> > > > >> > > > > > > I'm usually late.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I don't watch movies,
> > > > >> > > > > > > with lots of gore.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Don't need instant replay,
> > > > >> > > > > > > to remember the score.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I won't lose my hair,
> > > > >> > > > > > > I don't get jock itch.
> > > > >> > > > > > > And just cause I'm assertive,
> > > > >> > > > > > > Don't call me a bitch.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Don't say to your friends,
> > > > >> > > > > > > Oh yeah, I can get her.
> > > > >> > > > > > > In your dreams, my dear,
> > > > >> > > > > > > I can do better!
> > > > >> > > > > > > Flowers are okay,
> > > > >> > > > > > > But jewelry's best.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Would you look at my face,
> > > > >> > > > > > > Not at my chest!
> > > > >> > > > > > > I don't have a problem,
> > > > >> > > > > > > with Expressing my feelings.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I know when you're lying,
> > > > >> > > > > > > You look at the ceiling.
> > > > >> > > > > > > Don't call me a girl,
> > > > >> > > > > > > A babe or a chick.
> > > > >> > > > > > > I am a WOMAN,
> > > > >> > > > > > > Get it?!
> > > > >> > > > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > > > Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES
> > > > >> > > > > > > or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.
>
> > >
> > > > >> > > > > > > Not that I believe the above, I just think you > >
> > >should
> > > > >> > > > > forward this to 4
> > > > >> > > > > > > women so they can laugh too!!!
>