HOWDY,

WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AMIGO.  I HAVE NOT TALKED TO YOU IN A WHILE.  GIVE YOU
THE SCOPE OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME.  I LEFT OILSTATES BACK IN MARCH
WITH ANOTHER COMPANY.  DID A LOT OF TRAVELING AND THEY (OILSTATES) MADE ME A
SWEET OFFER TO COME BACK.  SO I AM BACK.

WHO'S GETTING MARRIED?  SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT BACHELOR
PARTY.  GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME CELL: 713 991 - 5621.

ROB

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Subject: Unclassified rules


These are  the rules, no exceptions especially 15.


1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game
e. When your Date is using her teeth

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move
a. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident

6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move:
a. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns

7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is  off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's  running

late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl,  you
have
to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the  classic

1-10 scale.

9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for  another

man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional.)

11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,  not the

weakest.

12. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies'  girlfriends
within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make  nice
with her gal pals' significant dick-heads--- low level sports
bonding is all the law requires (sorry ladies, it's called a  double
standard because it's twice as true).

13. Unless you have signed a lucrative endorsement contract, do  not
appear in public wearing more than one swoosh.

14. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you  may
always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never  ask
who's playing.

15. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have  brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the  purpose of

flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

16. Only in situations of Moral and/or Ass peril are you allowed  to
kick another guy in the nuts.

18. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

19. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

20. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't  see
nothin'.

21. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated  as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the  ability to
pick a buffalo wing clean (chicken wing).

22. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the  death of a

girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire
and threw it into a ceiling fan.

23. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman  must
remain sober enough to fight.

24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice  of
pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

25. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be  talking
about his choice of beer.

26. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a buddy of  yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

27. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
d. Nice Ass, Are you a Sagittarius?

28. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal  footing:

both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other  situations, an

almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

29. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than  you
are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone;  Hang
up if necessary.

30. When a buddy is trying to hook you up, you may sabotage him  only in

a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid either.

31. You cannot rat out a coworker who shows up at work with a  massive
hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with
limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he
thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the
loudspeaker every seven minutes.

32. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a  friend"
have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling  weird and

guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion  about
what a big mistake it was.

33. Always split aces and eights. No arguments.