were these the bedtime stories your parents read to you?  a couple sounded 
kind of familiar to me, but i've forgotten a lot of that stuff.
later,
christa

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From:  Lenhart, Matthew  
Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 4:05 PM
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Subject: Children Books

 >"You Were an Accident!"
> > >
> > >"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
> > >
> > >"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
> > >
> > >"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
> > >
> > >"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
> > >
> > >"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
> > >
> > >"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
> > >
> > >"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
> > >North Amer... Hey!  Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
> > >
> > >"All Dogs Go to Hell!"
> > >
> > >"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
> > >
> > >"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say 'God Did It'"
> > >
> > >"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
> > >
> > >"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
> > >
> > >"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
> > >
> > >"Bi-Curious George"
> > >
> > >"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
> > >
> > >"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
> > >
> > >"You Are Different and That's Bad"
> > >
> > >"Dad's New Wife... Timothy"
> > >
> > >"Pop!  Goes The Hamster (and Other Great Microwave Games)"
> > >
> > >"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household
> > Pets"
> > >
> > >"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad"
> > >
> > >"The Tickling Babysitter"
> > >
> > >"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
> > >
> > >"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
> > >
> > >"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
> > >
> > >"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
> > >
> > >"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
> > >
> > >"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will!"
> > >
> > >"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
> > >
> > >"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
> > >
> > >"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
> >
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