-----Original Message-----
From: April Page [mailto:apage@oilstates.com]
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 1:57 PM
To: Enetric Williams (E-mail); Erica Mathis (E-mail); Jody Autrey
(E-mail); John Schwebel (E-mail); Magdalena Weyrich (E-mail); Nolen
Glaze Jr. (E-mail); Robert Pearson (E-mail); Tammie Stuckey (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Cowboy Boots




-----Original Message-----
From:	Jennifer Tharp [mailto:Jennifer.Tharp@UBC.org]
Sent:	Monday, January 14, 2002 2:06 PM
To:	April Page (E-mail)
Subject:	FW: Cowboy Boots



J
>
> > > There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his
> > > testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining
>about
> > > his
> > > problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to the doctor to see
> > > what
> > > could be done to relieve the problem.
> > >
>The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the
>problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a
>look.
>The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining
>table,and started to examine him.
>
>The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
>his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia.
>
>  "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle,
>he
>asked the midget to cough again.
>
>"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip,
>snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip
>on the left side.
>
>The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
>that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get
>dressed and see if they still ached.
>
>The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office
>and
>discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
>
>"Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.
>
>The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."
>
>
>
>Sue Reno
>Childhood Education Assistant
>University Baptist Church
>281-488-8517 ext. 225
>sue.reno@ubc.org
>sue730@yahoo.com
>
>"Deep Thoughts: How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?"
>
>
>
>




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