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>Subject: Nine months later
>Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:21:38 EST
>
>
> >  Nine months later...
> >
> >  Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
> > They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
> >  After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
> >  terrible blizzard.
> >
> >  They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive
> >  lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
> >  "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
> >  huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed,"
> >  she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let
> >  you stay in my  house."
> >  "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
> >  And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
> > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
> >  and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had
> >  cleared, and they got on their way, enjoying a great weekend
> >  of skiing.
> >
> > About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an
> >  attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
> >  finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
> > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
> >  He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
> >  that good looking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on
> > our ski trip up North?"
> > "Yes, I do."
> >  "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
> >  house and pay her a visit?"
> >  "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
> >  "I have to admit that I did."
> > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
> >  name?"
> >  Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid
> >  I did. Why do you ask?"
> > ..
>..
>.......
>......
>......
>......
>.......
>........
> > > > >   > "She just died and left me everything."
> >  (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
> >




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