> >Subject: Hormone Hostage
> >
> >
> >The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when
> >all man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
> >hands!
> >This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
> >license in the wallet of  every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> >SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> >SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> >
> >DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> >SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> >SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> >SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> >SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> >
> >DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> >SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> >SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> >
> >And my personal favorite.....
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> >SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> >SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> >
> >Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends (your wife...)and those who
> >might need a good laugh!