check out the one about "dad's new wife.."
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Brian Hoskins
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Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!


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Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!



>From: Katrina Schott <katschott@usa.net>
>To: Alison Abernathy <alisonabernathy@usa.net>,  Lisa Cawley
><lisacawley@earthlink.net>,  Brian Hoskins <bthoskins@hotmail.com>,  Ellen
>Seabolt <eseabolt@mindspring.com>,  Judy Stricklin
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>Subject: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!
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>Speaking of books....I found this gem among my "humor archives"....
>
>John Mclin <JMCLIN@DIVERSITECH.com>
>05/06/99 08:13 PM GMT
>
>To:   Katrina E. Schott@Andersen Consulting
>cc:
>Subject:  FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!
>
>
> > >
> > >"You Were an Accident!"
> > >
> > >"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
> > >
> > >"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
> > >
> > >"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
> > >
> > >"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
> > >
> > >"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
> > >
> > >"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
> > >
> > >"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
> > >North Amer... Hey!  Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
> > >
> > >"All Dogs Go to Hell!"
> > >
> > >"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
> > >
> > >"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say 'God Did It'"
> > >
> > >"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
> > >
> > >"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
> > >
> > >"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
> > >
> > >"Bi-Curious George"
> > >
> > >"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
> > >
> > >"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
> > >
> > >"You Are Different and That's Bad"
> > >
> > >"Dad's New Wife... Timothy"
> > >
> > >"Pop!  Goes The Hamster (and Other Great Microwave Games)"
> > >
> > >"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household
> > Pets"
> > >
> > >"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad"
> > >
> > >"The Tickling Babysitter"
> > >
> > >"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
> > >
> > >"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
> > >
> > >"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
> > >
> > >"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
> > >
> > >"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
> > >
> > >"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will!"
> > >
> > >"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
> > >
> > >"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
> > >
> > >"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
> >
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