Read this . . . it's the "chain letter" we've all been waiting for:

> >
> >
> >
> >  The Best Chain Letter Ever!!
> >
> >  Hello, my name is Barbara and I suffer from the
> > guilt of
> >  not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
> > sent
> >  to me by people who actually believe that if you
> > send
> >  them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
> >  breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
> > money to
> >  have it removed before her redneck parents sell her
> > to
> >  a travelling freak show.
> >
> >  Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> >  give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
> > email,
> >  $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I
> >  scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
> > laid
> >  by every good looking model in the magazine!" What
> > a
> >  bunch of bullshit.
> >
> >  Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all
> > the
> >  people out there who have nothing better to do than
> > to
> >  send me stupid ch! ain mail forwards.
> >
> >  Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
> > into
> >  my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
> >  continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5
> > AD
> >  and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
> > the
> >  Mayflower.  Fuck them.
> >
> >  If you're going to forward something, at least send
> > me
> >  something  mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send
> >  this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
> >  wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> > receive
> >  a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about
> > 90
> >  times. I don't fucking care.
> >
> >  Show a little intelligence and think about what
> > you're
> >  actually contributing to by sending out these
> >  forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
> >
> >  The point being? If you get some chain letter
> > that's
> >  threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for
> > the
> >  rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send
> > it
> >  on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty
> >  about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has
> > been
> >  tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
> >  salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
> > if
> >  you forward this email.
> >
> >  Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
> >  tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
> > carnivorous
> >  and will consume your genitals.
> >
> >
>
>
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