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Subject: FW: Fw: Stages of Life


> > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE 
> > LEARNED: 
> > 
> > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 
> > 
> > 
> > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her 
> > brush your hair. 
> > 
> > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They 
> > always catch the second person. 
> > 
> > 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 
> > 
> > 
> > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 
> > 
> > 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 
> > 
> > 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same 
> > time. 
> > 
> > 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of 
> > milk. 
> > 
> > 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 
> > 
> > 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's 
> > lap. 
> > 
> > 
> > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 
> > 
> > 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 
> > 
> > 
> > 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 
> > 
> > 3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a 
> > few nuts. 
> > 
> > 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that 
> > held its ground. 
> > 
> > 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the 
> > inside. 
> > 
> > 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the 
> > fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 
> > 
> > 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 
> > 
> > 2) Forget the health food. I need all the 
> > preservatives I can get. 
> > 
> > 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do 
> > while you're down there. 
> > 
> > 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation 
> > from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller 
> > coaster. 
> > 
> > 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but 
> > nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 
> > 
> > 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy 
> > beautician. 
> > 
> > 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes 
> > alone. 
> > 
> > 
> > THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 
> > 
> > 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 
> > 
> > 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 
> > 
> > 3) You are Santa Claus. 
> > 
> > 4) You look like Santa Claus. Pass this on to people 
> > with sense of humor! 
> > 
> > 
> > 
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