> DONT COME LOOKING FOR ME IF YOU DONT LIKE MY JOKES!  :)
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> What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> Nudity
> How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
> None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> What do you call a smart blonde?
> A golden retriever.
> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.
> Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18.
> Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
> Ask your mom.
> Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> Because they have cotton balls.
> What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
> Her navel.
> What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> "Are you sure it's mine?"
> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> Everyone has the same DNA.
> Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
> They named him Sum Ting Wong.
> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> A speech impediment.
> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
> They're hiring.
> Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> He walks around saying "Yo."
> What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
> A Pimp.
> What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
> A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage,
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> What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> Row row row your boat.
> What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
> fairytale?
> A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
> A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
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