Some of these are pretty funny -
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	Enron North America Corp.  From:  Edith Cross                           04/05/2001 02:44 PM	
		


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Subject:	Fwd: GRITS

This is rather entertaining.  There are a few that apply...
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"Jennifer Cross" <ladyjara@hotmail.com> on 04/05/2001 08:51:41 AM
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Subject:	Fwd: GRITS


Howdy, ladies.  Thought y'all might like this one.  Not all true, but funny
enough.

~Jenni
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> You know GRITS....GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH!!!!!! 
> 
> Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: 
> Drinking straight out of a can 
> Not sending thank you notes 
> Velvet after February 
> White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know the three types of school 
> Ballroom, 
> Ballet, 
> Charm. 
> 
> 
> Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: 
> Dewy skin 
> A winning smile 
> That unforgettable Southern drawl 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their manners: 
> "Yes, ma'am" 
> "Yes, sir" 
> "Why, no, Billy!" 
> 
> 
> Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: 
> "Y'all come back!" 
> "Well, bless your heart." 
> "Drop by when you can." 
> "How's your mother?" 
> "Love your hair." 
> 
> 
> Southern girls don't sweat.... They glisten 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their summer weather report: 
> Humidity 
> Humidity 
> Humidity 
> 
> 
> Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their three R's: 
> Rich 
> Richer 
> Richest 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their vacation spots: 
> The Beach 
> The Beach 
> The Beach 
> 
> Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: 
> Summer tans 
> Wide brimmed hats 
> Strapless sun dresses 
> 
> Southern girls know everybody's first name: 
> Honey 
> Darlin' 
> Sugah 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: 
> Gone With the Wind 
> Fried Green Tomatoes 
> Driving Miss Daisy 
> Steel Magnolias 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their religions: 
> Baptist 
> Methodist 
> Football 
> 
> Southern girls know the seasons: 
> Recruiting 
> Spring Training 
> Practice 
> Football 
> Needlework 
> 
> Southern girls know their country breakfasts: 
> Red-eye gravy 
> GRITS 
> Country ham 
> Mouth watering homemade biscuits 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: 
> Atlanta 
> Richmond 
> Charleston 
> Savannah 
> New Orleans 
> Birmingham 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: 
> Men in uniform 
> Men in tuxedos 
> Rhett Butler, of course 
> Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Southern girls know their prime real estate: 
> The Mall 
> The Country Club 
> The Beauty Salon 
> 
> 
> Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt .... Slowly lower your 
> eyelashes 
> Listen carefully to everything he says 
> Speak r-e-a-l slow 
> Southern girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair 
> Bad manners 
> Bad blind dates 
> 
> Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah! 
> Now you run along Sugah, and send this to some other Girls Raised In The 
> South 
> 
> 


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