---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Cutaia/Corp/Enron on 11/28/2000 
09:53 AM ---------------------------


Etelvina Guerra@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT
11/28/2000 09:49 AM
To: Jessica.Anaya/HOU/ECT@ECT, claudiaidette@aol.com, 
<taikkiris_chick@hotmail.com>, ccantu@abm.com, aurora_garcia@valic.com, 
HerreraM@perryhomes.net, Jennifer Cutaia/CORP/ENRON@ENRON, 
karina.benavides@lyondell-citgo.com, Iris montemayor/GPGFIN/ENRON@Enron, 
yolly_lolly@yahoo.com, Claudia.Guerra@Enron.Com, Perla Montemayor@Enron
cc:  

Subject: Chick Poem

> CHICK POEM
> > >
> > > A poem for us gals.....
> > >
> > > To us girls.
> > >
> > > Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
> > > I have two mounds upon my bodice
> > > I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
> > > Can justify any shopping spree.
> > >
> > > Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
> > > Can get a massage without a hard-on
> > > I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
> > > Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
> > > My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
> > > At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
> > > I don't drive in circles at any cost,
> > > And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
> > > I never forget an important date
> > > You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
> > > I don't watch movies with lots of gore
> > > Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
> > > I won't lose my hair,
> > > I don't get jock itch,
> > > And just cause I'm assertive,
> > > Don't call me a bitch.
> > >
> > > I don't wear the same underwear everyday
> > > The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
> > > Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart,
> > > Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art
> > > Don't say to your friends,
> > > Oh yeah, I can get her
> > > In your dreams, my dear,
> > > I can do better!!!
> > >
> > > Flowers are okay,
> > > But jewelry's best.
> > > Would you look at my face,
> > > Not at my chest!
> > >
> > > I don't have a problem
> > > Expressing my feelings
> > > I know when you're lying,
> > > You look at the ceiling.
> > >
> > > Don't call me a girl,
> > > A babe or a chick.
> > > I am a WOMAN,
> > > Get it, you prick?!
> > >
> > > Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE
> > > streak of bad love life.  Not that I believe the above, I just think
>you
> > > should
> > > forward this to 4 women so they can laugh too!!!
> > >
> > > So, just EXACTLY, what is a BITCH?????
> > > B -- Babe
> > > I -- In
> > > T -- Total
> > > C -- Control of
> > > H -- Herself
>