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Subject: Fw: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical!



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Subject: Fwd: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical!


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Subject:  Fwd: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical!
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 13:20:40  -0500







>From: Emily Boroson 
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>Subject: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical! 
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> > -----Original Message----- 
> > From: Michele O'Neal [SMTP:msbeautiful1@home.com] 
> > Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 9:24 PM 
> > To: Wendy S. Yates; Sylvia; Polohjh@aol.com; Monica  Gonzales; Lisa 
> > Pruett; Kim Parcells; Gina Morrell; DaisyDuk60@aol.com;  Betsy Gregory; 
> > Barbara Yates 
> > Subject: Fw: Do This!! It's hysterical! 
> > 
> > 
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "ONEAL, MICHELE (SWBT)" 
> > To: 
> > Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 10:34 AM 
> > Subject: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical! 
> > 
> > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > -----Original Message----- 
> > > From: ROBINSON, BETTY (SWBT) 
> > > Sent: Tuesday, April 10, 2001 10:45 AM 
> > > To: annette.harris@sabre.com; bynum;  ChapmanD@pioneernrc.com; CHERYL 
> > > CORNWELL; CINDY; cindy benefield; cl; DEBRA  KUYKENDALL; Erick Gibson; 
> > > grable; Kathy Gamill; MICHELE ONEAL; NATHALIE 
> > > Subject: FW: Do This!! It's hysterical! 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > -----Original Message----- 
> > > From: Juleanne [mailto:Juleanne@Juleanne.com] 
> > > Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 9:50 PM 
> > > To: Gerry Dumancas; Rhani Choi; yan lau; diane liu;  Forrest Shoemaker; 
> > > pete shimazaki doktor; LAREN LIVINGSTON; Larry  Munter; Bill Wade; 
Kathy 
> > > Davis 
> > > Subject: Fw: Do This!! It's hysterical! 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > > > >[This is a joke that is  really funnie and it works!] 
> > > > > > > > >> 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. 
> > She 
> > > > wanted 
> > > > > > > to 
> > > > > > > buy 
> > > > > > > >the 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>best 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>dog 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >food in the world for her little puppy. She 
> > went 
> > > up 
> > > > to 
> > > > > > > the 
> > > > > > > cash 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>register 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that 
> > the 
> > > > > > > store did 
> > > > > > > not 
> > > > > > > > >> allow 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>old 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >ladies to buy animal food unless they show the 
> > > actual 
> > > > > > > animal 
> > > > > > > > >> because 
> > > > > > > > >> a 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>lot 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >of old ladies like to eat the animal food 
> > > themselves. 
> > > > > > > So the 
> > > > > > > old 
> > > > > > > > >> lady 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>went 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >home, got her dog and went back to the store to 
> > buy 
> > > > her 
> > > > > > > dog 
> > > > > > > food. 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > The next day she came back to buy the best 
> > cat 
> > > > food 
> > > > > > > around. 
> > > > > > > >But 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>the 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old 
> > lady 
> > > > went 
> > > > > > > back 
> > > > > > > home 
> > > > > > > >= 
> > > > > > > > >> and 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the 
> > cat 
> > > > > > > food. 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > The next day the old lady went to the 
> > Grocery 
> > > > Store 
> > > > > > > again 
> > > > > > > = 
> > > > > > > > >> carrying 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>a  
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>big 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >container. She went up to the sales lady and 
> > said, 
> > > > > > > "Put your 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > >hand 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>inside 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >here". 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she 
> > said, 
> > > > > > > "there is 
> > > > > > > > >> probably 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >something in there that will bite me!". 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > "I promise you that there is nothing in here 
> > > that 
> > > > > > > will 
> > > > > > > bite = 
> > > > > > > > >> you.", 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>the 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >old lady said. 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the 
> > > > container 
> > > > > > > and = 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > >> screamed. 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  > To find out what was inside the container 
> > you 
> > > must 
> > > > > > > send 
> > > > > > > this 
> > > > > > > >to 
> > > > > > > > >> = 
> > > > > > > > >> at 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>least 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >10 people, when it says, your mail has been 
> > > > > > > sent...instead of 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > >> clicking 
> > > > > > > > >>  >>>>OK, 
> > > > > > > > >> >>>>  >hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your 
> > > > screen 
> > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > 
> > 




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