Isn't this the true.  MW

> >Let's see if I understand how America works
    > >lately.
    > >
    > >If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she
    > >was holding in her lap while driving, she blames
    > >the restaurant.
    > >
    > >If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the
    > >rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
    > >
    > >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and
    > >die of lung cancer, your family blames the
    > >tobacco company.
    > >
    > >If your daughter gets pregnant by the football
    > >captain you blame the school for poor sex
    > >education.
    > >
    > >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
    > >home drunk, you blame the bartender.
    > >
    > >If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he
    > >used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame
    > >the government for not providing clean ones.
    > >
    > >If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
    > >you blame television.
    > >
    > >If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you
    > >blame the gun manufacturer.
    > >
    > >And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
    > >and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and
    > >the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
    > >deceased blames the airline.
    > >
    > >I must have lived too long to understand the world
    > >as it is anymore. So if I die while my old,
    > >wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
    > >I want you to blame Bill Gates.
    > >
    > >OK?