>                  (Don't get offended, these were written by rednecks)
> 
> 
>                    Artery......................The study of paintings.
>                    Benign......................What you be after you be
> eight.
>                    Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
>                    Barium......................What doctors do when
> patients
> die.
>                    Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
>                    Cat Scan.....................Searching for Kitty.
>                    Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
>                    Coma........................A punctuation mark.
>                    Dilate......................To live long.
>                    Enema.......................Not a friend.
>                    Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
>                    Fibula......................A small lie.
>                    Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
>                    Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
>                    Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
>                    Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
>                    Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
>                    Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
>                    Node........................I knew it.
>                    Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
>                    Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
>                    Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
>                    Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
>                    Tablet......................A small table.
>                    Tumor.......................More than one.
>                    Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
>                    Varicose....................Near by
> 
> 
> Nancy
> (707) 251-4870 (phone)
> (707) 265-5446 (fax)
> "Plus je bois, mieux je chante"
> 
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