Thought you might enjoy poking some fun at plove's hometown.
PL

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Subject: FW: test answers




-----Original Message-----
From: Brooke [mailto:Brooke@megagate.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 5:10 PM
To: Dobbs_Shane
Subject: FWD: test answers


These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the
Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area:
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: What is a planet?
> A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
>
> Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
> endowed.
>
> Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
> borax and = the
> abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
> contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
> five bowels, A, E, = I,
> O, and U.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
> A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
>
> Q: What is a seizure?
> A: A Roman emperor.
>
> Q: What is a terminal illness?
> A: When you are sick at the airport.
>
> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand
> its meaning.
> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>
> Q: What is a turbine?
> A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
>
> Q: What is a Hindu?
> A: It lays eggs.