That is an all time winner right there...I think I'll use that at work today!
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Fenner, Chet
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:18 PM
To: Joe Parks (E-mail); Erik Wollam (E-mail); Brad Corrier (E-mail); Brian Constantine (E-mail); Chad Knipe (E-mail)
Subject: FW:
 
Regardless of your position on using or having guns, this is one of the
> best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a  National Public
> Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US  Marine Corps
> General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop  visiting his
> military installation.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
> teach  these young boys when they visit your base?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
> and  shooting.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
> rifle range.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
> activity to be teaching children?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
> discipline before they even touch a firearm.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
> not  one, are you?
> >
> > The radio went silent and the interview ended.
>