I thought this was cute. I wanted to share.
----- Forwarded by Charlotte Banks/Enron Communications on 12/07/00 09:18 AM 
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	Claudette Daniels@ENRON
	12/07/00 08:16 AM
		 
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		 Subject: FW: Black Man


>
> > A Black Man
> >
> >   A Black Man walks into a bank in New York City and
> >   asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to
> >   Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
> >   borrow $5,000
> >
> >    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
> >    of security for the loan, so the Black Man hands
> >    over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked
> >    on the street in front of the bank, he has the title
> >    and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
> >    accept the car as collateral for the loan.
> >
> >    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
> >    good laugh at the black man for using a $250,000 Rolls
> >   as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of
> >   the  bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
> >  bank's  underground garage and parks it there.=20
> >
> >    Two weeks later, the Black Man returns, repays the
> >    $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
> >  The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have
> >  had your business, and this transaction has worked out
> >    very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While
> >  you were away, we checked you out and found that you
> >  are a  multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
> >  you bother to borrow $5,000?
> >
> >    The Black Man replies. "Where else in New York
> >  City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
> >  and  expect it to be there when I return?"
> >     A Smart Black Man.

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