Kate-
(To be slowly read aloud...orated...vociferized)

It is oblivious to me that your chronomologic attritionabutes are
astoundishing.  Supposably, by measuring our intelliphonics against one
another, we have unrecovered a plethorica of potension.  Congratulations on
your victory. You truly are the epitomount of unrequenched passion when it
comes to academica and the pursuant of bettermentality.
Dave