You know I used to work for a director in ETS that always gave 103%, now I know how he did it, not really, just kidding....

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick Cates [mailto:rd_cates@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 8:57 PM
To: Brickman, Ronnie; Guy Bruner; Campbell, Larry; C C" Gerald; Chris
Gerald; raymond hanover; Haug, Steve; Ben Howard; Bill Jones; Loveless,
Rick; Nichols, Leo; John Rose
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Must have been when the phone rd cates@yahoo.comrang


This is what happened to Enron!!!!!!!!!!!!


> << > > > How do you give 103%
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where
> someone wants more than 100%.
> > > >
> > > > Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you
> can achieve103%.
> > > >
> > > > First of all, here's a little math that might
> prove helpful in the
> > future.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
> > > >
> > > > Begin by noting the following:
> > > >
> > > > IF:
> > > >     A = 1
> > > >     B = 2
> > > >     C = 3
> > > >     D = 4
> > > >     E = 5
> > > >     F = 6
> > > >  G = 7
> > > >     H = 8
> > > >      I = 9
> > > >      J = 10
> > > >     K = 11
> > > >      L = 12
> > > >     M = 13
> > > >      N = 14
> > > >  O = 15
> > > >      P = 16
> > > >      Q = 17
> > > >       R = 18
> > > >       S = 19
> > > >       T = 20
> > > >       U = 21
> > > >       V = 22
> > > >       W = 23
> > > >        X = 24
> > > >        Y = 25
> > > >        Z = 26
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >                   H A R D W O R K
> > > >      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
> > > >
> > > > Similarly,
> > > >                    K N O W L E D G E
> > > >                   11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
> Only 96%
> > > >
> > > > But interestingly (and as you'd expect),
> > > >
> > > >                   A T T I T U D E
> > > >      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%...
> > > >                   This is how you achieve 100%
> in LIFE.
> > > >
> > > > But even more important to realize:
> > > >
> > > >    B U L L S H I T                        
>>>>>>  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > > So now you know what all those high-priced
> consultants, upper
> > > > management,and motivational speakers really
> mean when they
> > > > want more than 100%! >>
> 
> 


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