Shack:

It's like I've always said. I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my
brother at the University of Texas.

Dent
----- Original Message -----
From: <craig_shackleton@amat.com>
To: <smu-betas@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 9:15 AM
Subject: Re: [smu-betas] Dent's wrath


>
> Don't tell me that Harry is missing AGAIN!
> Did you look in the OU locker room?  Maybe he's searching for answers to
> the important questions - like what the hell happened up in Nebraska? I
> mean with the Sooners crapping on themselves I now have to put up with all
> the UT turds in Austin thinking they've got a shot at the national
> championship.  Spare me.
>
>
>
>
> "Jim Dent" <jdent@mmcable.com> on 10/31/2001 08:51:37 AM
>
> Please respond to smu-betas@yahoogroups.com
>
>
> To:   <smu-betas@yahoogroups.com>
> cc:
> Subject:  Re: [smu-betas] Dent's wrath
>
>
>
> Dear Brothers:
>
> Perhaps it is my age. But I can't remember Bill Miller throwing me into
any
> fecal slime a mile or so from the SMU campus. But I do remember marching
> his
> ass all the way to Oklahoma during the dorg. Next time I will dump him in
> the Red River and make him sing Boomer Sooner in his pink skivvies. By the
> way, I still think the Oklahoma brothers should convene Nov. 17 for the
> Tech-OU game. I'll invite some Kappas to the house and perhaps we can
> reenact mud-puppy. By the way, has anybody seen Singleton?
>
> Dent
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <camdenway@aol.com>
> To: <smu-betas@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2001 10:00 PM
> Subject: [smu-betas] Dent's wrath
>
>
> > Dear Shack,
> >      I appreciate your standing up for me.  Dent has always had it in
for
> me
> > ever since we threw his sorry naked ass into the fecal slime of Turtle
> Creek
> > and then dumped him into the middle of the Gamma Phi house during
chapter
> > meeting.  What really chapped him was that most of our pledge class was
> busy
> > doing the same to Mitch Baddour and Rob Bugh.  The only ones we could
> spare
> > for Dent were Wilson Jones and Steve Larash.  Even so, I think Steve
> stayed
> > in the car and let Wilson take care of Dent by himself.
> >      I know Doug Dyer was in my pledge class, you morons.  That allusion
> was
> > an obscure literary device known as "sarcasm".  If you're still
confused,
> I
> > have a fraternity brother who is also a best-selling author.  He might
be
> > able to explain it better (if he can get the creek shit out of his
ears).
> >
> > -kai-
> > BMiller
> >
> > PS- Space, I would be honored for you to visit me in Nichols Hills
> anytime.
> > Don't forget that we have a city ordinance prohibiting pick-up trucks.
> But
> > don't worry.  If you'll wear your overalls and put a couple of
lawnmowers
> in
> > the back end, they'll let you right through.
> >
> >
> > At Homecoming 2000, the BETA TENT had the biggest crowd by far.  Stay
> connected and consider a future homecoming BETA reunion.  It's
> incredible...forget the 20 years in between...everyone just seems to pick
> it
> up right where they left off years ago.
> >
> >
> >
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> >
>
>
> At Homecoming 2000, the BETA TENT had the biggest crowd by far.  Stay
> connected and consider a future homecoming BETA reunion.  It's
> incredible...forget the 20 years in between...everyone just seems to pick
> it up right where they left off years ago.
>
>
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>
>
>
>
> At Homecoming 2000, the BETA TENT had the biggest crowd by far.  Stay
connected and consider a future homecoming BETA reunion.  It's
incredible...forget the 20 years in between...everyone just seems to pick it
up right where they left off years ago.
>
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