-----Original Message-----
From: 	Kerry Jones [mailto:kjone19@home.com] 
Sent:	Wednesday, August 15, 2001 4:15 PM
To:	Stokley, Chris; Clayton Clark; Dennis Hallack; John Chelchowski; Ricky Kahl
Subject:	FW:



>      DINNER CONVERSATION
> 
>      WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>      MAN: Definitely not!
>      WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
>      MAN: Of course I do.
>      WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
>      MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
>      WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>      MAN: (makes audible groan)
>      WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>      MAN: Where else would we sleep?
>      WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>      MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>      WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
>      MAN: No, she's left-handed.
>      WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
>      MAN: Shit.
> 
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