>From: MMurray538@aol.com
>To: AJMPapa@aol.com, Co2Capt@aol.com, Cross530@aol.com, 
>Dalefan1994@aol.com,        janicekelso@peoplepc.com, judypur@yahoo.com,    
>     McDonald.John@ndw.navy.mil, morgansmommy@mindspring.com,        
>Murraymaek@aol.com, nross91@hotmail.com, pdkcs@msn.com,        
>SCANBJ@ispec.com, StewartDW@navair.navy.mil, Tina_Leavy@msn.com,        
>Trt1e4Me@aol.com, WheelerSL@NOC.USMC.MIL
>Subject: R Rated-But I love it!
>Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 08:35:23 EST
>
>It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
> >of a
> >Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
> >begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or
> >give
> >me Death?"
> >She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
> >"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
> >
> >"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
> >people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
> >
> >Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
> >Suzuki
> >
> >The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
> >who
> >is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
> >
> >She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
> >"Who said that?" she demanded.
> >Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
> >
> >At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
> >The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
> >Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
> >
> >Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
> >Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
> >teacher,"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
> >
> >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you
> >say
> >anything else, I'll kill you."
> >Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> >Chandra
> >Levy 2001."
> >
> >The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
> >floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble! ...and Suzuki said,
> >"The Taliban! 2001." >>
>


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From:  <mkdoka@gte.net>
To: cpitts@omni-services.com
Date: Friday, January 25, 2002 10:08:51 GMT
Subject: 

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
>of a
>Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
>begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or
>give
>me Death?"
>She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
>"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
>
>"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
>people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
>
>Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
>Suzuki
>
>The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
>who
>is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
>
>She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
>"Who said that?" she demanded.
>Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
>
>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
>Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
>Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
>Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
>teacher,"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
>Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you
>say
>anything else, I'll kill you."
>Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
>Chandra
>Levy 2001."
>
>The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
>floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble! ...and Suzuki said,
>"The Taliban! 2001."


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