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From: 	Appling, Mike  [mailto:mappling@chematch.com] 
Sent:	Friday, August 17, 2001 2:53 PM
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Subject:	FW: To Brighten Your Day



>  -----Original Message-----
> From: 	Cook, Fred
> Sent:	Friday, August 17, 2001 8:19 AM
> To:	Appling, Mike; Creasman, Scott; McAfee, Larry
> Subject:	To Brighten Your Day
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> One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
> other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of
> confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says
> to
> her "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
>
> Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
>
> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
>
> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
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> Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
>
> "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
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> "Oh yes you can. Please?"
>
> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little
> sister shows up in her pajamas, and in a sleepy voice she says:
>
> "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if
>
> need be, Dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake
> tell the asshole to take his fucking hand off the intercom!"
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