Subject: FW: Checking Account


> > > A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the
> > >      > woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn
> > >      > checking account."
> > >      >  The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
> > >      > sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
> > >      >  "Listen up damn it. I said I want to open a damn
> > >      > checking account now!"
> > >      >  "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
> > >      > tolerated in this bank."
> > >      > The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
> > >      > manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
> > >      > agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
> > >      > foul language. They both return to the window and the
> > >      > manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be
> > >      > the problem here?"
> > >      >  "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won
> > >      > 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I just want
> > >      > to open a damn checking account in this damn bank,
> > >      > okay?"
> > >      >  I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
> > >      > you a hard time?"
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