> RUSSIAN CONDOMS
> >
> >    Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an
> "emergency:
> >    "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President
cried.
> >    "My people's favorite form of birth control......this is a true
> disaster!"
> >    "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
> their
> >    power to help you," replied the President.
> >    "I do need your help," said Putin.  "Could you possibly send
1,000,000
> >    condoms, ASAP, to tide us over?"
> >    "Why certainly!  I'll get right on it," said Bush.
> >    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
> >    "Yes?"
> >    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 4
> inches
> >    in diameter?" asked Putin.
> >    "No problem," replied the President.
> >    With that, George W. hung up the phone and then called the President
of
> the
> >    Acme Condom Company.
> >    "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms over to Russia
> right
> > away."
> >    "Consider it done," said the CEO of Acme.
> >    "Great!  Now listen.  They have to be red in color, 10 inches long,
and
> 4
> >    inches in diameter."
> >    "Easily done.  Anything else?"
> >    "Yeah," said Bush. On each one print   the words 'MADE IN TEXAS,
SIZE:
> > SMALL."
> >
> >
>