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From: "Kenneth Evans" <kevans@lcc.net>
To: "paige loggins" <ploggins@lcc.net>; "neal burgess"
<naburgess@hotmail.com>; "Nikki & Heath wallace" <elroyjr@yahoo.com>;
"matthew norton" <riverboy@txucom.net>; "Laura & Dwayne Wankan"
<dlwankan@earthlink.net>; "kimberly evans" <kevans@lcc.net>; "jon m mcguire"
<jmmcguire@txucom.net>; "Jill Moore" <hjm03@msn.com>; "Felicia Kelley"
<redfel@txucom.net>; "andy gardner" <andygsfa@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 6:36 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd(2): FW: Fw: FW: Do This! Its hysterical!


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> > >> > > > > > > >> [This is a joke that is really funny
> > >> > > and it works!]
> > >> > > > > > > >>
> > >> > > > > > > >> An old lady walked into a Grocery
> > >> > > Store.
> > >> > > > > > > >> She wanted to buy the best dog
> > >> > > > > > > >> food in the world for her little
> > >> > > puppy.
> > >> > > > > > > >> She went up to the cash register
> > >> > > > > > > >> to buy the food.
> > >> > > > > > > >> The sales-lady told her that the store
> > >> > > > > > > >> did not allow old ladies to buy animal
> > >> > > > > > > >> food unless they show the actual
> > >> > > animal
> > >> > > > > > > >> because a lot of old ladies like to
> > >> > > eat the
> > >> > > > > > > >> animal food themselves.
> > >> > > > > > > >> So the old lady went home, got her dog
> > >> > > > > > > >> and went back to the store to buy her
> > >> > > dog food.
> > >> > > > > > > >> The next day she came back to buy the
> > >> > > > > > > >> best cat food around. But the
> > >> > > Saleslady told her
> > >> > > > > > > >> the same thing, so the old lady went
> > >> > > back home
> > >> > > > > > > >> and brought her cat to the Grocery
> > >> > > Store to
> > >> > > > > > > >> buy the cat food.
> > >> > > > > > > >> The next day the old lady went to the
> > >> > > > > > > >> Grocery Store again carrying a big
> > >> > > > > > > >> container. She went up to the sales
> > >> > > lady
> > >> > > > > > > >> and said, "Put your hand inside here".
> > >> > > > > > > >> The Saleslady shook her head. "NO",
> > >> > > > > > > >> she said, "there is probably something
> > >> > > > > > > >> in there that will bite me!".
> > >> > > > > > > >> "I promise you that there is nothing
> > >> > > > > > > >> in here that will bite you.", the old
> > >> > > lady
> > >> > > > > > > >> said. So the Saleslady stuck her
> > >> > > hand
> > >> > > > > > > >> inside the container and screamed.
> > >> > > > > > > >>
> > >> > > > > > > >> To find out what was inside the
> > >> > > > > > > >> container you must send this to
> > >> > > > > > > >> at least 10 people, when it says,
> > >> > > > > > > >> your mail has been sent...
> > >> > > > > > > >> instead of clicking OK, hit
> > >> > > > > > > >> ALT-8 and the container
> > >> > > > > > > >> will pop up on your screen.
> > >> > > > > > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >>
> >
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