This was sent to me and I thought it was hilarious. Also, Dave went on a Business Salmon Fishing Trip in Vancouver and we now have 160 lbs of salmon.  Could you please send any Salmon recipes you have, I only know how to fix salmon 2 ways.  Thanx - Dawn

SUBJECT:  THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.  A friend of mine recently obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.  At long last we will all know exactly what is on this "Homosexual Agenda".  I certainly hope it will assist all of you so that you will be prepared...

The Homosexual Agenda...

6:00 am:     Gym

8:00 am:     Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)

9:00 am:     Hair appointment

10:00 am:   Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom's or Saks)

12:00 pm:   Brunch

2:00 pm:     Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world     
                  government, destroy all healthy marriages, replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian
                  and Jamaican drug cartels, bulldoze all houses of worship, secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media

2:15 pm:     Be fabulous

2:30 pm:     Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest

4:00 pm:     Cocktails

6:00 pm:     Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing and Pouilly Fuisse)
 
8:00 pm:     Theatre

10:30 pm:   "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"