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>> The Perfect Woman
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>> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
>> courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
>> together was, of course, perfect.
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>> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their
>> perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road,
>> when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
>> perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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>> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
>> disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
>> perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
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>> Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
>> driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
>> Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
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>>                             Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the
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>> The perfect woman survived.
>> She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
>> Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus; and, there is no such thing as a
>> perfect man!
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>>     **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke ****
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>>                           **** Men keep scrolling ****
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>> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
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>> This explains why there was a car accident.
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>> By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates
>> another point: women never listen either.
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