>From: Ron Forester <rrfore2@qwest.com>
>To: Jason Hellander <jhellan@qwest.com>, bob baker <bob.baker@igt.com>,   
>Christina Rawlings-Curtis <christina_122367@hotmail.com>,   Danielle Wade 
><daniellekwade@hotmail.com>,   Gil Hernandez <Gil.Hernandez@twtelecom.com>, 
>   grampa forester <rfore48310@aol.com>,   joe hofmeister 
><joe.hofmeister@twtelecom.com>,   joe kennedy <joe.kennedy@informix.com>,   
>Keith Brunel <gutha@worldnet.att.net>, Kurt Ramsbacher 
><kramsba@uswest.com>,   NICOLE FORESTER HERNANDEZ <Nicole4SBS@aol.com>,   
>Tony Letcher <locster31@worldnet.att.net>
>Subject: FRIDAY HUMOR
>Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:08:39 -0700
>
>
>
>
> >  A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new
>stud rooster for his
> > chicken coop.
> >  The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
>says, "OK old fart,
> > time for you to retire." The old rooster replies,
>"Come on, surely you
> > cannot handle ALL of these chickens.  Look what it
>has done to me.  Can't
> > you just let me have the two old hens over in the
>corner?"
> >  The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed
>up and I am taking
> > over."
> >  The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young
>stud. I will race you
> > around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the
>exclusive domain over the
> > entire chicken coop."
> >  The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't
>stand a chance old man, so
> > just to be fair I will give you a head start." The
>old rooster takes off
> > running.  About 15 seconds later the young rooster
>takes off running after
> > him.
> >  They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
>the young rooster has
> > closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind
>the old rooster and
> > gaining fast.
> >  The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual
>spot on the front porch
> > when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up
>his shotgun and BOOM!
> > He blows the young rooster to bits.
> >  The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
>"Dangit... third gay rooster I
> > bought this month."
> >
> >  Moral of this story... Don't mess with us old
>folks....age and treachery
> > will always overcome youth and skill!
>


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