---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 06/30/2000 
07:33 AM ---------------------------


Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com on 06/30/2000 07:17:07 AM
To: bigb@sonet.net, plove@enron.com, jmjaked@mindspring.com, 
dobbsmw@auburn.edu, dobbswn@auburn.edu, beenemm@auburn.edu
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Subject: FW: Rocker- Here this time




-----Original Message----- 
From: Stevenson_Scott 
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2000 9:52 AM 
To: BIFP TRADERS 
Subject: FW: Rocker- Here this time 



> Subject: Rocker 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > The Top 15 Signs John Rocker Is Your Stockbroker 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 15> Threatens to kick your ass for even suggesting that you diversify. 
> > > 
> > > 14> All your money is now in "catfish and 'possum futures." 
> > > 
> > > 13> Tries to tell you the term "sell short" only refers to Chinese 
> brokers. 
> > > 
> > > 12> You suddenly find yourself the butt of one of Jeff Foxworthy's 
> "You might be a redneck if..." lines. 
> > > 
> > > 11> All your money ends up in NASCAR, not NASDAQ. 
> > > 
> > > 10> Bitch slaps you when you want to buy shares in Mitsubishi. 
> > > 
> > > 9> The only way to get him to let you invest in China is to 
> > > convince him you're talking about Franklin Mint commemorative Elvis 
> plates. 
> > > 
> > > 8> When Wall Street has a rally, he shows up in a white hood. 
> > > 
> > > 7> He keeps threatening to punch out that Stuart kid. 
> > > 
> > > 6> His picks: White Rock Beverages and White Castle Hamburgers; His 
> pans: Black & Decker and Browning-Ferris 
> > > 
> > > 5> Dumps your most profitable stock after misreading it as "EGay." 
> > > 
> > > 4> Since "portfolio" sounds too foreign, he prefers the term "bag o' 
> stocks." 
> > > 
> > > 3> You are now the proud owner of a $400,000 retirement nest egg 
> invested entirely in the Wonder Bread company. 
> > > 
> > > 2> Thinks "covering your shorts" is something you do in Greenwich 
> Village. 
> > > 
> > > 1> He puts all your money in "Yahoo!" because there aren't any stocks 
> called "Dipshit!" or "Stupid Cracker!"