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Subject: Fwd: Fw: FW: THIS IS FOR MEN (Women can read)
Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2001 10:53:13 -0400



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Subject: FW: FW: THIS IS FOR MEN (Women can read)


>
>
> Here is a set of jokes that should go over well at your next
> dinner party.  Enjoy.
>
> Andrew
>
> >> Subject: THIS IS FOR MEN (Women can read)
> >>
> >>
> >> THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING
> >> JOKES
> >>
> >> 1. How many men does it take to open a beer?
> >> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> >>
> >>
> >> 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
> >> a woman?    Because a woman who can't even afford a
> >> washing machine will probably never be able to
> >> support you.
> >>
> >> 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men?    It's
> >> one of those
> >> "evolutionary  things" that allows them to stand
> >> closer to the kitchen sink.
> >>
> >> 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say
> >> something smart?    When she starts her sentence
> >> with "A man once told me. "
> >>
> >> 5. How do you fix a woman's watch?    You don't.
> >> There is a clock on the oven.
> >>
> >> 6. Why do men fart more than women?    Because women
> >> can't shut up long enough  to build up the required
> >> pressure.
> >>
> >> 7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your
> >> wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let
> >> in first?    The dog, of course.    He'll shut up
> >> once you let him in.
> >>
> >> 8. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?    A
> >> woman that won't do what she's told.
> >>
> >> 9. I married Miss Right.    I just didn't know her
> >> first name was "Always."
> >>
> >> 10. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I
> >> don't like to interrupt her.
> >>
> >> 11. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her
> >> intelligence? Divorced.
> >>
> >> 12. Scientists have discovered a food that
> >> diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.    It is
> >> called Wedding Cake.
> >>
> >> 13. Marriage is a 3-ring circus Engagement Ring,
> >> Wedding Ring, Suffering.
> >>
> >> 14. Our last fight was my fault;    My wife asked
> >> me. "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
> >>
> >> 15. Why do men die before their wives?    They want
> >> to.
> >>
> >> 16. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in
> >> some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife
> >> until he marries her?"    Dad: That happens in every
> >> country, son.
> >>
> >> 17. A man inserted an advertisement in the
> >> classifieds: "Wife Wanted."   The next day he
> >> received a hundred letters.    They all said the
> >> same thing:  "You can have mine."
> >>
> >> 18. The most effective way to remember your wife's
> >> birthday is to forget it once.
> >>
> >> 19. Women will never be equal to men until they can
> >> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> >> gut, and still think they are beautiful.
> >>
> >> 20. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors
> >> don't?    Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see
> >> nothing they want, then go to bed.  Married guys go
> >> to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the
> >> refrigerator.
> >>
> >> 21. Why do brides wear white?    Men like their
> >> dishwasher to match the fridge .
> >>
> >>
> >> Before It Starts
> >>
> >> The husband came home from work, turned on the TV,
> >> collapsed exhaustedly into the couch and said "Bring
> >> me a beer before it starts."
> >>
> >> She looked at him quizzically and brought him the
> >> beer.
> >>
> >> Fifteen minutes later he said "Get me another beer
> >> before it starts."
> >>
> >> She brings it into the living room, glares at him,
> >> and slams the beer down on the table.
> >>
> >> Ten minutes later, "Bring another before it starts."
> >>
> >> She marches into the living room snarling "Is that
> >> all you're going to do tonight, you fat, lazy,
> >> good-for-nothing slob?  Why I ought to ...."
> >>
> >> "Damn," he said, "it started."
> >>
> >
> >
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