---------------------- Forwarded by Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT on 05/17/99 02:07 PM 
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	Enron Capital & Trade Resources Corp.
	
	From:  "Smith, Charles" <Charles.Smith@alcoa.com>                           
05/17/99 01:48 PM
	

To: "Todd, Billy" <Billy.Todd@alcoa.com>, "'bettye'" <langham@texas.net>, 
"Banks, Charlie W." <Charlie.Banks@alcoa.com>, Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT, 
"Burkhardt, Glenn J." <Glenn.Burkhardt@alcoa.com>, "'doris marie'" 
<dsmith8555@aol.com>, "'jen'" <jennifer.hefti@oag.state.tx.us>, "Manas, Mark" 
<Mark.Manas@alcoa.com>, "'ROY D.'" <flintman101@yahoo.com>, "Biggs, Sandy L. 
(ISC at Alcoa)" <Sandy.Biggs@alcoa.com>, "'termite'" <termite@hot1.net>, 
"Zboril, Terry L." <Terry.Zboril@alcoa.com>, "Alvarez, Theresa M." 
<Theresa.Alvarez@alcoa.com>
cc:  
Subject: FW: Get em with Scripture




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>> > > > This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen.  He was all loaded
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>> > > > with the things he was going to steal.  She had no weapon and was
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>> > > > alone.  The only thing that she could think to do was quote
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>> > > > So,  she holds up a hand and says:  "ACTS 2:38!!!"
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>> > > > The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she
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>> > > > able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops.  When the cops
>> > > > arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place.  They are very much
>> > > > surprised
>> > > > that a woman alone with no weapon could do this.  One of them
>> > > > asked the lady: "How did you do this?"
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>> > > > The woman replied: "I quoted scripture."
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>> > > > The cop turned the burglar:  "What was it about the scripture that
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>> > > > such an effect on you?"
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>> > > > The burglar replied: "Scripture!  What scripture?  I thought she
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>> > > > she had an ax and two 38's."
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