<P>&nbsp;<BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><B>texex@texas.net</B></FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2>10/31/2001 11:59 AM</FONT><BR><BR> <FONT SIZE=2>To:</FONT> <FONT SIZE=2>fauex@msn.com, lturberville@yahoo.com, doncoston@yahoo.com, hardrocksa@yahoo.com, ricZ71Chevy@aol.com, LSR51@aol.com, jbrewer@leathercenter.com, RHBARRMD@aol.com, hemofdhi@pixi.com</FONT><BR> <FONT SIZE=2>cc:</FONT> <BR> <FONT SIZE=2>bcc:</FONT> <BR> <FONT SIZE=2>Subject:</FONT> <FONT SIZE=2>Zen quotations</FONT><BR> <BR><BR></P><P><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Zen Quotations:<BR>1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.<BR>..........Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not<BR>..........follow. Do not walk beside me, either.<BR>.........Just leave me the hell alone.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with<BR>..........a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're<BR>..........going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,<BR>..........that's the time to do it.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you<BR>..........aren't getting any.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,<BR>..........you can't be promoted.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">6. Always remember you're unique.<BR>..........Just like everyone else.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply<BR>..........to serve as a bad example.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">9. It is far more impressive when others discover<BR>..........your good qualities without your help.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try<BR>..........missing a couple of car payments.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk<BR>..........a mile in their shoes. That way, when you<BR>..........criticize them, you're a mile away and you<BR>..........have their shoes.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">12. If at first you don't succeed,<BR>..........skydiving is not for you.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.<BR>..........Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a<BR>..........boat &amp; drink beer all day.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person<BR>again,<BR>..........it was probably worth it.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">15. Don't squat with your spurs on.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to<BR>..........remember anything.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">17. If you drink, don't park<BR>..........accidents cause people.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">18. Some days you are the bug, some days you<BR>..........are the windshield.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">19. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">20. Good judgment comes from bad experience,<BR>..........and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">21. The quickest way to double your money is to<BR>..........fold it in half and put it in your pocket.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">22. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome<BR>..........of a rain dance.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">23. A closed mouth gathers no foot.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">24. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side &amp;<BR>..........a dark side, and it holds the universe<BR> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; together.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">25. There are two theories to arguing with women.<BR>..........Neither one works.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">26. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much<BR>..........when your mouth is moving.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">27. Experience is something you don't get until<BR>..........just after you need it.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">28. Never miss a good chance to shut up.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">29. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.<BR>..........Then things get worse<BR></FONT><BR></P>