-----Original Message-----
From: 	Jane Compton [mailto:jcompton@computron.net]
Sent:	Tuesday, October 23, 2001 7:40 PM
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(Sis); Jeanene Hudec; Darlene; Susan Roth; Kathy-work; Kathy-home;
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Subject:	Fw: Women in Combat????

Ha Ha  This one is great!
----- Original Message -----
From:	"Carolyn Oden" <coden@TDECU.ORG>
To:	<jcompton@computron.net>
Sent:	Tuesday, October 23, 2001 3:19 PM
Subject:	FW: Women in Combat????


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> Carolyn Oden
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> > -----Original Message-----
> > From:	Darla Grimes
> > Sent:	Tuesday, October 23, 2001 2:25 PM
> > To:	Stephanie Hallmark; Anna  Gonzales; Mickey Humphrey; Kim Shelton;
> > Carolyn Oden; Cheryl Bruce; Sherri Linder; Stacy Baggett
> > Subject:	FW: Women in Combat????
> >
> > Fighting Bin Laden....a New Approach!
> >
> > Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train
> > us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas
> > masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and
> > canned tuna -drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape
> > of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
> >
> > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
> > stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough
> > to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
> >
> > We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them
> > and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they
haven't
> > left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of
> > finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as
> > being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.
> >
> > We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
> > and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost
> > a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
> > Afghanistan with no food at all!
> >
> > We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
> > hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave
> > will be no problem.
> >
> > Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh,
> > please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
> > extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
> > tribal warfare.
> >
> > Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is
> > for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources.
> > We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or
> > without the government's help!
> >
> > Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we
> > crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
> >
> >
> >
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