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Purvi Patel
11/10/2000 09:01 AM
To: Kori Loibl/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sheetal Patel/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alicia 
Perkins/HOU/EES@EES, Heather Alon/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sarah Shimeall/HOU/EES@EES
cc:  
Subject: FW: woman's random thoughts....


> > >>> > >> >A Woman's Random Thoughts
> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               I read this article that said
> > >>> > >> >> >               typical symptoms of stress
> > >>> > >> >> >               are eating too much, smoking
> > >>> > >> >> >               too much, impulse buying and
> > >>> > >> >> >               driving too fast.
> > >>> > >> >> >               Are they kidding? That is my
> > >>> > >> >> >               idea of a perfect day.



> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               Skinny people piss me off!
> > >>> > >> >> >               Especially when they say
> > >>> > >> >> >               things like, "You know
> > >>> > >> >> >               sometimes I forget to eat."
> > >>> > >> >> >               Now, I've forgotten my
> > >>> > >> >> >               address,
> > >>> > >> >> >               my mother's maiden name, and
> > >>> > >> >> >               my keys. But I've never
> > >>> > >> >> >               forgotten to eat. You have to
> > >>> > >> >> >               be a special kind of stupid to
> > >>> > >> >> >               forget to eat.



> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               A friend of mine confused her
> > >>> > >> >> >               valium with her birth control
> > >>> > >> >> >               pills.. She had 14 kids, but
> > >>> > >> >> >               she doesn't give a shit.




> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               They keep telling us to get in
> > >>> > >> >> >               touch with our bodies. Mine
> > >>> > >> >> >               isn't all that communicative
> > >>> > >> >> >               but I heard from it the other
> > >>> > >> >> >               day after I said, "Body, how'd
> > >>> > >> >> >               you like to go to the six
> > >>> > >> >> >               o'clock class in vigorous
> > >>> > >> >> >               toning?" Clear as a bell my
> > >>> > >> >> >               body said, "listen bitch...do
> > >>> > >> >> >               it and you die."




> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               The trouble with some women is
> > >>> > >> >> >               that they get all excited
> > >>> > >> >> >               about nothing and then they
> > >>> > >> >> >               marry him.
> > >>> > >> >> >




> > >>> > >> >> >               I know what Victoria's Secret
> > >>> > >> >> >               is. The secret is that nobody
> > >>> > >> >> >               older than 30 can fit into
> > >>> > >> >> >               their stuff.




> > >>> > >> >> >
> > >>> > >> >> >               "If men can run the world, why
> > >>> > >> >> >               can't they stop wearing
> > >>> > >> >> >               neckties?
> > >>> > >> >> >               How intelligent is it to start
> > >>> > >> >> >               the day by tying a noose
> > >>> > >> >> >               around your neck?"
> > >>> > >> >> >


> > >>> > >> >> >               Send this to five bright,
> > >>> > >> >> >               funny women you know and make
> > >>> > >> >> >               their day!!!!