Pretty cute - makes me want to open a roll of cookie dough when I get home today!! 

Happy New Year! --Sally

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	"Cindy White" <piropos@austin.rr.com>@ENRON  
Sent:	Monday, December 31, 2001 9:43 AM
To:	Cara White; Beck, Sally
Subject:	A little humor for the new year....



 Obituary

The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was only 71. Dough boy was buried in a
lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy, describing Dough boy as a man who never knew how much
he was kneaded.  Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life
was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little
flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll
model for millions.  Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again,
but alas, he was no tart.

Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
 The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.