---------------------- Forwarded by Larry F Campbell/NA/Enron on 04/18/2001 
03:25 PM ---------------------------


Chad Starnes <rrcs_98@yahoo.com> on 04/18/2001 11:09:24 AM
To: russballato@hotmail.com, lcampbel@enron.com, dbaughm@enron.com
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Subject: Fwd: Re: given a dog a bath


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----- Message from Crayton Davidson <tcd74@yahoo.com> on Wed, 18 Apr 2001 
08:48:12 -0700 (PDT) -----
To:	Mark Reagan <markreagan@yahoo.com>, chaz <charlie_fulton@hotmail.com>
cc:	Conrad Van Tienhoven <cvantienhoven@baronfunds.com>, Mickey West 
<betamu@topica.com>, chubick <lhorns96@aol.com>, dport <jdport@yahoo.com>, 
hardhat <tcd74@yahoo.com>, kent <klmcneil@yahoo.com>, money 
<cashmatetich@yahoo.com>, payne <brian_payne@dell.com>, sameashim 
<bjkendrick@yahoo.com>, taco <moralj@tcwgroup.com>
Subject:	Re: given a dog a bath
I save this for times when my bretheren need it.  It's
a classic that should never be deleted.  Enjoy.

CD

> The Teabagging
> The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock
on her forehead 
whilst
> she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the
timeless phrase 
''Who's
> Your daddy''
>
> The Houdini
> Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to
come,
> then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks
that you
> have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed
into her face and 
she is
> left shocked
> and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
>
> The Angry Dragon
> Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's
mouth,
> smack the back of her head and make it come out her
nose.
> When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
>
> Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
> The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy
load down
> the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to
give her a large 
cold
> bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her
guzzle
> it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and
forth to
> create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A
great way to impress
> your friends.
>
> Dirty Sanchez
> A time honored event in which while laying the bone
doggy-style, you
> insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull
it out and wipe it
> across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache.
This makes her 
look
> like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
>
>
> The Donkey Punch
> Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before
you cum, you stick
> your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back
of the neck. The 
blow
> to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's
ass, which will
> constrict the penis and give you a tremendous
orgasmic experience 
when
> you ejaculate.
>
> The Flaming Amazon
> This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there.
> When you're screwing some chick, right when your
about to cum, pull 
out
> and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her
pubes on fire,
> then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
>
>
> The Flying Camel
> A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are 
hammering
> her on your knees, you very carefully move forward
and prop yourself
> (without using your arms) on your dick while it is
still inserted in 
her
> vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your
arms and let out 
a
> long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel.
> Strictly a classy move.
>
>
> The Screwnicorn
> When you get a dyke to put her strap-on dildo on her
forehead and 
proceed
> to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
>
>
> The Zombie Mask
> While getting head from your
favorite,unsuspecting,trash-barrel 
whore,
> tell her you want her to look right up at you with
those "pretty 
little
> eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when
you're ready to spew a
> good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in
both eyes. This
> temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie
effect as she
> stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and
moaning like the
> walking dead.
>

--- Mark Reagan <markreagan@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I just left a message for a guy named freddie
> sanchez.
> This made me laugh. Has anyone seen the list with
> dirty sanchez bitch,donkey punch bitch,or chili dog
> bitch in awhile??That is some funny stuff
> 
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