I thought I'd share this with you, so you could see what the other side thinking.  If you didn't know. 




A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of
you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male
Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

  FIRST YEAR

  Autumn Schedule:
  MEN 101     Combating Stupidity
  MEN 102     You, Too, Can Do Housework
  MEN 103     PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  MEN 104     We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

  Winter Schedule:
  MEN 110     Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  MEN 111     Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
  MEN 112     Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
  EAT 100     Get a Life, Learn to Cook
  EAT 101     Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
  ECON 001A   What's Hers is Hers

  Spring Schedule:
  MEN 120      How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
  MEN 121      Understanding Your Incompetence
  MEN 122      YOU, the Weaker Sex
  MEN 123      Reasons to Give Flowers
  ECON 001C    What Was Yours is Hers


  SECOND YEAR

  Autumn Schedule:
  SEX 101      You CAN Fall Asleep without It
  SEX 102      Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
  SEX 103      How to Stay Awake After Sex
  MEN 201      How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
  Elective     (See Electives Below)

  Winter Schedule:
  MEN 210      The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  MEN 211      How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
  MEN 212      You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
  MEN 213      Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
  MEN 230A    Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

  Spring Schedule:
  MEN 220      Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
  MEN 221      Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
  MEN 222      Real Men Ask for Directions
  MEN 223      Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
  MEN 230B     Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

  Course Electives:
  EAT 101       Cooking with Tofu
  EAT 102       Utilization of Eating Utensils
  EAT 103       Burping and Belching Discreetly
  MEN 231       Mothers-in-Law
  MEN 232       Appear to Be Listening
  MEN 233       Just Say "Yes, Dear"
  ECON 001C     Cheaper to Keep Her