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>Subject: Fwd: Fw: So, how did you break your arm?
>Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 12:23:29 -0500
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>>From: "Joanne and Bruce Shedrick" <shedrick@erols.com>
>>To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
>>Subject: Fw: So, how did you break your arm?
>>Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 10:59:37 -0500
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>>Subject: So, how did you break your arm?
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>> >
>> > <  Subject: "So, how did you break your arm?"
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>> > Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of
>>the
>> > slopes as written by a New Orleans paper:
>> >
>> > A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind
>>of
>> > story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were
>>perfect...12
>> > below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me
>>when
>> > we're having fun" kind of day.
>> > One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in
>>dire
>> > need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that there surely, was
>>relief
>> > waiting at the top of the lift for skiers in distress. He was wrong, of
>> > course, and the pain did not go away.
>> > Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that,
>>since
>> > she was wearing an all-white ski outfit she should go off in the woods
>>and
>>no
>> > one would even notice.
>> > So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and
>>proceeded
>> > to do her thing. You know there is a right way and wrong way to set 
>>your
>>skis
>> > so you don't move. Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong
>>way.
>> > Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward,
>>out-of-control,
>> > racing through the trees... her pants down around her knees, and she 
>>was
>> > picking up speed. She was totally out-of-control, creating an unusual
>>vista
>> > for the other skiers. The woman skied back under the lift and finally
>> > collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was that she broke her 
>>arm
>>and
>> > was unable to pull up her ski pants.
>> > At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, the
>>ski
>> > patrol transported her to a hospital. While in the emergency room, a 
>>man
>>with
>> > an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you
>>break
>> > your leg?" she asked, making small talk.
>> > "It was the darndest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up 
>>this
>>ski
>> > lift and suddenly, there was this crazy woman skiing backward,
>> > out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out of
>>her
>> > pants.
>> > I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift." "So, 
>>how'd
>>you
>> > break your arm?"
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