>From: Ron Forester <rrfore2@qwest.com>
>To: Jason Hellander <jhellan@qwest.com>, Aaron Sanchez 
><aasanch@uswest.com>,   Barbara Kennedy <barbara_kennedy@hotmail.com>,   
>bob baker <bob.baker@igt.com>,   Christina Rawlings-Curtis 
><christina_122367@hotmail.com>,   Danielle Wade 
><daniellekwade@hotmail.com>,   Gil Hernandez <Gil.Hernandez@twtelecom.com>, 
>   joe hofmeister <joe.hofmeister@twtelecom.com>,   joe kennedy 
><joe.kennedy@informix.com>, kenneth brunel <kenb@informix.com>,   Keith 
>Brunel <gutha@worldnet.att.net>, Kurt Ramsbacher <kramsba@uswest.com>,   
>NICOLE FORESTER HERNANDEZ <Nicole4SBS@aol.com>
>Subject: Sample
>Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 09:07:57 -0700
>
>  	>Subject: The Sample
>  	>
>  	>
>  	>An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get
>  	>
>  	>a checkup and the doctor determined a semen
>  	>
>  	>sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar
>  	>
>  	>and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
>  	>
>  	>semen sample tomorrow. "
>  	>
>  	>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
>  	>
>  	>doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
>  	>
>  	>clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
>  	>
>  	>asked what happened and the man explained "Well,
>  	>
>  	>doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand,
>  	>
>  	>but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
>  	>
>  	>nothing.
>  	>
>  	>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
>  	>
>  	>right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried
>  	>
>  	>with her
>  	>
>  	>mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
>  	>
>  	>out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the
>  	>
>  	>lady
>  	>
>  	>next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
>  	>
>  	>then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between
>  	>
>  	>her knees, but still nothing."
>  	>
>  	>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>  	>
>  	>The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried
>  	>
>  	>we still couldn't get that jar open!"
>
>
>
>
>  	>Subject: The Sample
>  	>
>  	>
>  	>An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get
>  	>
>  	>a checkup and the doctor determined a semen
>  	>
>  	>sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar
>  	>
>  	>and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
>  	>
>  	>semen sample tomorrow. "
>  	>
>  	>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
>  	>
>  	>doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
>  	>
>  	>clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
>  	>
>  	>asked what happened and the man explained "Well,
>  	>
>  	>doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand,
>  	>
>  	>but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
>  	>
>  	>nothing.
>  	>
>  	>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
>  	>
>  	>right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried
>  	>
>  	>with her
>  	>
>  	>mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
>  	>
>  	>out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the
>  	>
>  	>lady
>  	>
>  	>next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
>  	>
>  	>then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between
>  	>
>  	>her knees, but still nothing."
>  	>
>  	>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>  	>
>  	>The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried
>  	>
>  	>we still couldn't get that jar open!"
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>
>
>
>
> >Subject: The Sample
> >
> >
> >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get
> >
> >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen
> >
> >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar
> >
> >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
> >
> >semen sample tomorrow. "
> >
> >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
> >
> >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
> >
> >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
> >
> >asked what happened and the man explained "Well,
> >
> >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand,
> >
> >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
> >
> >nothing.
> >
> >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
> >
> >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried
> >
> >with her
> >
> >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
> >
> >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the
> >
> >lady
> >
> >next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
> >
> >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between
> >
> >her knees, but still nothing."
> >
> >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
> >
> >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried
> >
> >we still couldn't get that jar open!"
>


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