<P>&nbsp;<BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><B>texex@texas.net</B></FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2>12/29/2001 10:07 AM</FONT><BR><BR> <FONT SIZE=2>To:</FONT> <FONT SIZE=2>LSR51@aol.com, robert.dwiggins@alumni.utexas.net, FlyingS2@aol.com, mwr@dakotacom.net, jbrewer@leathercenter.com, jbookas@aol.com, gnbkpt@yahoo.com, RobAct@aol.com, roses4@texas.net</FONT><BR> <FONT SIZE=2>cc:</FONT> <BR> <FONT SIZE=2>bcc:</FONT> <BR> <FONT SIZE=2>Subject:</FONT> <FONT SIZE=2>Ummmm....woof?!</FONT><BR> <BR><BR></P><P><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Every day Rodney would come to work with a big smile<BR>on his face.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Tyrone asked him one morning ...&quot;Man, why you always<BR>so damn happy when you come to work every day?&quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Rodney replied, &quot;That's because I make<BR>love to my wife every morning before work. &quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every<BR>morning.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">&quot;That's easy,&quot; Rodney said. &quot;I just tell her this little poem that<BR>I made up. She loves it! It goes like this&quot;: &quot;Blond hair, blond hair,<BR>eyes so blue... I love waking up and making love to you!&quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Tyrone amazed said, &quot;Man, you white guys are so dang sentimental and shit....&quot;<BR>But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the<BR>day thinking up a poem for his wife.<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">The next day Tyrone showed up to work just all beat to hell; bruised<BR>eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works. Rodney asked:<BR>&quot;Man, what happened to you?!&quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Tyrone said, &quot;I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice that's all.<BR>I just told her a poem....&quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">&quot;Well, what poem did you tell her?&quot;<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">Tyrone told him:<BR></FONT><BR><FONT FACE="Monospace,Courier">&quot;Nappy head, nappy head,<BR>eyes like a frog...<BR>If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog&quot;.</FONT></P>