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wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to > 
find > her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was 
about to > storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these 
words: "Before > you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. 
Driving home, I > saw > this young girl, looking poor and tired, I 
offered her a ride. She was > hungry, so I brought her home and fed her 
some of the roast you had > forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her 
shoes were worn out so I gave > her > a pair of your shoes you didn't 
wear because they were out of style. She > was > cold so I gave her that 
new birthday sweater you never wore even once > because the color didn't 
suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her > a > pair of yours 
that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to > leave the 
house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your > wife 
doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!