i heard this yesterday!  perfect example of the state of our economy!

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From: Kuykendall, Patrick M. [mailto:PKuykendall@wm.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2001 7:21 AM
To: Kuykendall, Tori
Subject: FW: Investment Advice


Sweet....

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From: Ranney, Doug 
Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 4:37 PM
To: Kuykendall, Patrick M.
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Subject: Investment Advice



If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, 
it would now be worth $49. 

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year
ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you
would have $79. 

My advice to you is to start drinking. Heavily.