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"Brent Wallace" <bwallace@zahrsecurities.com> on 01/16/2001 08:55:34 AM
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Subject: FW: Dead Man's Schlong




-> A mortician was working late one night.  It was his job to
> examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be
> buried or cremated.  As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
> who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:
> Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
>
> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't
> send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis
> like this.  It has to be saved for posterity."  And the
> coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.
>
> The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it
> home.  The first person he showed was his wife. "I have
> something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and
> he opened his briefcase.
>
> "Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"