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From: 	Chris Hellman <hellmanc@swbell.net>@ENRON  
Sent:	Wednesday, February 27, 2002 5:20 PM
To:	Winnie Winfield; Trista; Smokey; Valdes, Maria; Rebecca Wiseman; Prof Groff; patrick.reilly@us.pwcglobal.com; Michael Davis; Marco Barucchieri; Jed Bacon; Izzy; Dori; Daddy; Chambers; Berk
Subject:	Fw: A moment of Zen


>
> > >>> A MOMENT OF ZEN
> > >>>
> > >>> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
> > >>> walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
> > >>> beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
> > >>>
> > >>> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
> > >>> broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
> > >>>
> > >>> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
> > >>> to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to
> > >>> do it.
> > >>>
> > >>> 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
> > >>> aren't getting any.
> > >>>
> > >>> 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
> > >>> you can't be promoted.
> > >>>
> > >>> 6. No one is listening until you fart.
> > >>>
> > >>> 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone
> > >>> else.
> > >>>
> > >>> 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> > >>>
> > >>> 9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
> > >>> to serve as a warning to others.
> > >>>
> > >>> 10. It is far more impressive when others discover
> > >>> your good qualities without our help.
> > >>>
> > >>> 11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
> > >>> missing a couple of car payments.
> > >>>
> > >>> 12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
> > >>> mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
> > >>> them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
> > >>>
> > >>> 13. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
> > >>> for you.
> > >>>
> > >>> 14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
> > >>> him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
> > >>> beer all day.
> > >>>
> > >>> 15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
> > >>> again, it was probably worth it.
> > >>>
> > >>> 16. Don't squat with your spurs on.
> > >>>
> > >>> 17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
> > >>> anything.
> > >>>
> > >>> 18. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
> > >>>
> > >>> 19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the
> > >>> windshield.
> > >>>
> > >>> 20. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
> > >>>
> > >>> 21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot
> > >>> of that comes from bad judgment.
> > >>>
> > >>> 22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
> > >>> it in half and put it back in your pocket.
> > >>>
> > >>> 23. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of
> > >>> a rain dance.
> > >>>
> > >>> 24. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> > >>>
> > >>> 25. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side
> > >>> and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
> > >>>
> > >>> 26. There are two theories to arguing with women.
> > >>> Neither one works.
> > >>>
> > >>> 27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
> > >>> your mouth is moving.
> > >>>
> > >>> 28. Experience is something you don't get until just
> > >>> after you need it.
> > >>>
> > >>> 29. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> > >>>
> > >>> 30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get
> > >>> slapped on our ass...then things get worse
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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