Eric Gillaspie
713-345-7667
Enron Building 3886
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	"Gillaspie, Rodger A. (IA)" <Rodger.Gillaspie@ia.ngb.army.mil>
	02/09/2001 09:42 AM
		 
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-----Original Message-----
From: The Hanshaw Family [mailto:hanshaws@kdsi.net]
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Cc: Tim Nelson
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In the bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were
> > standing side-by-side using the urinal.
> >
> > The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and
> > literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about
20
> paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and
> commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be sanitary."
> >
> > The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers,
> grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the university of
> Texas with a Law degree and they taught us to be environmentally
conscious."
> >
> > The farmer zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I
graduated
> from the University of Iowa......... and they taught us not to pee on our
> hands."
> >