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>From: "Tran, Yen" <YenT@Palacios.k12.tx.us>
>To: "Blackwell, Teresa" <TeresaB@Palacios.k12.tx.us>, "Erdelt, Mary
>Kathryn" <MaryE@Palacios.k12.tx.us>, "Erdelt, Andy"
><AndyE@Palacios.k12.tx.us>, "Fiorini, Cathy" <CathyF@Palacios.k12.tx.us>,
>"Huffman, Yvette" <YvetteH@Palacios.k12.tx.us>, "'chi325@hotmail.com'"
><chi325@hotmail.com>
>Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2001 10:24:11 -0600
>
>
>
> > > Subject: Proof
> > >
> > >
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > > Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars
> > > > > > > had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they
> > > > > > > offered their evidence:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. His first name was Jesus
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He was bilingual
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He liked Gospel
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JESUS WAS JEWISH
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. He went into His Father's business
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
> > > > > > > was sure he was God
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JESUS WAS ITALIAN
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. He talked with his hands
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He had wine with every meal
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He used olive oil
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. He never cut his hair
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He walked around barefoot
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He started a new religion
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But then there were equally good arguments that.......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JESUS WAS IRISH
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. He never got married
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He was always telling stories
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. He loved green pastures
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But perhaps the most compelling evidence.........
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN ......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
> > > > > > > there was no food
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
> > > > > > > of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
> > > > > > > there was more work for him to do
> > >

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