---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 02:49 PM 
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"Larry W. Bass" <lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com> on 09/21/2000 02:10:55 PM
To: eric preston bass <Eric.Bass@enron.com>, jason <jason.bass2@compaq.com>
cc:  
Subject: Fw: Big 12 overview



----- Original Message -----
From: "Jack Rains" <jmrtexas@swbell.net>
To: <jmrtexas@swbell.net>
Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2000 12:20 PM
Subject: Big 12 overview


> After extensive  research Cousin Jane. came up with these findings. I'm
> really worried about some of the folks she is hanging out with these days.
I
> can not however question her academic conclusions.
>
> JR
>
>  >     (1) What does the average Kansas State player get on his SAT's?
>  >      -----Drool.
>  >
>  >     (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
> room?
>  >      -----A full set of teeth.
>  >
>  >     (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room?
>  >       -----Grease her hips and push like hell.
>  >
>  >     (4) How do you get a LSU graduate off your porch?
>  >      -----Pay him for the pizza.
>  >
>  >     (5) Why do the Texas A & M cheerleaders wear bibs?
>  >     -----To keep the tobacco juice off their white uniforms.
>  >
>  >     (6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Nebraska football games?
>  >      ----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
>  >
>  >     (7) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
>  >     -----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
>  >
>  >     (8) What are the longest three years of a Texas Tech football
> player's
>  >     life?
>  >     ----His freshman year.
>  >
>  >     (9) How many Oklahoma State freshmen does it take to change a light
>  >     bulb?
> * -----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU.
>  >
>  >     (10) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
>  >     -----Waco, TX ......He knew that the police would never look there
> for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>  >
>  >     (11) Why did the University of Texas choose orange as their team
> color?
>  >      ---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunt in it on Sunday,
> and go to work in it, picking up trash, the rest of the week.
>
> Please note that Rice, Kansas , and a slew of other Southern and  Yankee
> schools as well as those 'day care centers' from the 6 Pac...or is it  Pac
> 10 , anyway those from the land of fruits and nuts...... are not
> mentioned.....their schools and teams are the  joke . Besides it is bad
form
> to poke fun at the less fortunate.
>
> Gig'em,
>
> JR
>
>