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Subject:	FW: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!


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From: elizabeth caldwell [mailto:caldwell_elizabeth@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 9:30 PM
To: akopalka@yahoo.com; BWettman@golinharris.com; kymtrobb@hotmail.com;
m_beery@hotmail.com; krisrk00@hotmail.com
Subject: Fwd: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!



I don't believe in tricks but this is pretty funny



> > > > READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.
> > > >
> > > > Finally a Barbie I can relate to!
> > > >
> > > > At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her
and
> > >OUR
> > > > aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
> > > >
> > > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
> > >frames
> > > > in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print
> > >editions
> > > >
> > > > of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
> > > >
> > > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face
> > turn
> > > > beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
> > > > Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
> > > >
> > > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her
> > >whiskers
> > > > grow.
> > > > Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,
> > > > roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too-muumuus
with
> > > > tummy-support panels are included.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
> > >definitely
> > > > taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores
> with
> > >the
> > > > pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
> > > >
> > > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip
> lines
> > > > with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of
> > exclusive
> > > > age-blasting cosmetics.
> > > >
> > > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is
really
> > >paying
> > > > off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
> Babs
> > >and
> > > > Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler
> > filled
> > > > with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
> > > >
> > > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
> > >change,
> > > > and Alonzo(her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered,
> along
> > > > with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for
the
> > >Napa
> > > > Valley to open a B&B. includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard
to
> > >Do."
> > > >
> > > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's
> > >car,
> > > > and Ken's boat.
> > > >
> > > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with
the
> > > > ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance
> steps.
> > > > Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Come with a
> > little
> > > > copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
> > > >
> > > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she
> > sneezes,
> > > > forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and
tired
> > of
> > > > Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the
> > >channels.
> > > > Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this
> > > > year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is
included.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This
works.
> I
> > > > don't know how...but it works This is the coolest thing I've ever
> > >gotten!
> > > > All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this little video
> comes
> > >up
> > > > on your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell you what
it
> is
> > >but
> > > > I was laughing so hard! So spend a few seconds to send this and
> you'll
> > >be
> > > > glad
> > > > you did!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> >
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