give me a break!


>From: Ryan.F.Ruppert@EXXON.sprint.com
>To: Gerald.Nemec@enron.com
>CC: lauragammell@hotmail.com
>Subject: RE: Training courses available...
>Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 12:08:08 -0400
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>          Date: October 12, 2000
>          From: Ruppert, Ryan F.                            R9RUPPE  -
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>            To: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM,               GERALDNE -
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>            cc: EXT-LAURAGAMMELL(A)HOTMAIL.COM,             LAURAGAM -
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>This is just too darned funny.  I think somebody could use some serious
>evening studies....
>
>RYAN F. RUPPERT
>West Texas Geoscience
>U.S. West Production
>ExxonMobil Production Co.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM,
>Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2000 10:33 AM
>To: EXT-ERIC.GILLASPIE(A)ENRON.COM,; Ruppert, Ryan F.
>Subject: FW: Training courses available...
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> >
> >   Women's Training Courses:
> >
> >   Women think they already know everything, but wait...
> >   training courses are now available for women on the following
>subjects.
> >
> >   1.  Silence, the Final Frontier:  Where No Woman Has Gone Before
> >   2.  The Undiscovered Side of Banking:  Making Deposits
> >   3.  Parties:  Going Without New Outfits
> >   4.  Man Management:  Minor Household Chores Can Wait till After the
>Game
> >   5.  Bathroom Etiquette I:   Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
> >   6.  Bathroom Etiquette II:  His Razor is His
> >   7.  Communication Skills I:  Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> >   8.  Communication Skills II:  Thinking Before Speaking
> >   9.  Communication Skills III:  Getting What you Want Without Nagging
> >   10.  Driving a Car Safely:  A Skill you CAN Acquire
> >   11.  Telephone Skills:  How to Hang Up
> >   12.  Introduction to Parking
> >   13.  Advanced Parking:  Backing Into a Space
> >   14.  Water Retention:  Fact or Fat
> >   15.  Cooking I:  Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> >   16.  Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> >   17.  Cooking III:  How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> >   18.  Compliments:  Accepting Them Gracefully
> >   19.  PMS:  Your Problem...Not His.
> >   20.  Dancing:  Why Men Don't Do This
> >   21.  Classic Clothing 101:  Wearing Outfits you Already Own
> >   22.  Household Dust:  A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> >   23.  Integrating Your Laundry:  Washing it All Together
> >   24.  Oil And Gas:  Your Car Requires Both
> >   25.  TV Remotes:  For Men Only
> >
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