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From: 	Miller, Stephanie  
Sent:	Monday, August 06, 2001 2:12 PM
To:	Ward, Kim S (Houston); Polsky, Phil
Subject:	FW: For Your Mental Health



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From: 	"O'Toole, Sharon" <Sharon.OToole@ElPaso.com>@ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-+22O+27Toole+2C+20Sharon+22+20+3CSharon+2EOToole+40ElPaso+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com] 
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Subject:	FW: For Your Mental Health



> > > HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
> > >
> > > 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> > >    sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing
> > >    cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
> > >    your voice.
> > >
> > > 3) Insist that your e mail address is:
> > >     Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
> > >     mailto:Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca>
> > > or
> > >     Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
> > >     mailto:Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca>
> > >
> > > 4) Every time someone asks you to do something,
> > >     ask if they want fries with that.
> > >
> > > 5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
> > >     "IN."
> > >
> > > 6) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> > >     everyone has gotten over their caffeine
> > > addictions,
> > >     switch to espresso.
> > >
> > > 7) In the memo field of all your cheques , write "
> > >     FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
> > >
> > > 8) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance
> > >     with the prophecy."
> > >
> > > 9) Don't use any punctuation
> > >
> > > 10) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > > 11) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
> > >      hysterically after they answer.
> > >
> > > 12) Specify that your drive-through order is "to
> > > go."
> > >
> > > 13) Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > > 14) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
> > >      don't rhyme.
> > >
> > > 15) Put mosquito netting around your work area.
> > >      Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
> > >
> > > 16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you
> > > can't
> > >       attend their party because you're not in the
> > > mood.
> > >
> > > 17) Have your coworkers address you by your
> > >       wrestling name, Rock Hard.
> > >
> > > 18) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
> > >       Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
> > >
> > > 19) When leaving the zoo, start running towards
> > >       the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives,
> > > they're
> > >       loose!"
> > >
> > > 20) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
> > > economy,
> > >       we are going to have to let one of you go
> > >
> > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of
> > > insanity....
> > >
> > > 21) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
> > >       book, even if they sent it to you or have
> > > asked
> > >       you not to send them stuff like this.
> > >
> > >


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