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Matthew Lenhart
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Subject: Re: Jokes


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Subject: Re: Jokes



Here are some one-liners for people to enjoy, maybe you've heard them but
I'm a BIG Rodney fan.

Bu-bye

Rodney Dangerfield's Material...
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 I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to
 play with.

 A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody
 home." I went over. Nobody was home.

 During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night
 she called me from a hotel.

 One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I
 said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said,
 "Because you came home early."

 Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a
 button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm
 afraid
 to go to the bathroom.

 I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
 covering me up.

 I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a
 radio.

 I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told me
 that she only liked me as a friend.

 I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came
 with his wallet.

 When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my
 father "I'm very sorry.......We did everything we could......But he pulled
 through."

 I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness.......AFTER I was born.

 I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to
 my father. He said he wanted more proof.

 Once when I was lost ..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find
 my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said
 "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

 My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

 I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd
 get.

 I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in
 the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I
 don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

 I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My
 doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.