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> After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent
> Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
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> His obnoxious brother...............................Please Gogh
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> His dizzy aunt .....................................Verti Gogh
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> The brother who ate prunes.........................Gotta Gogh
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> The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh
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> The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh
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> The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
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> The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh
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> His magician uncle..................................Wherediddy Gogh
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> His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh
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> The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh
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> The nephew who drove a stage coach.................Wellsfar Gogh
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> The constipated uncle ...............................Cant Gogh
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> The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh
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> The bird lover uncle...............................Flamin Gogh
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> His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh
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> The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh
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> An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh
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> The little bouncy nephew..........................Poe Gogh
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> A sister who loved disco...........................Go Gogh
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> His Italian uncle..................................Day Gogh
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> And his niece who travels the country in a van......Winnie Bay Gogh
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> See you later!
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> Gotta Gogh
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