Subject: Fwd: oops





>>Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit
> > > out of you.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the
> > > less firm they are.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be
> > > long enough.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw
> > > they lose interest.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to
> > > change them.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Blenders. You want one, but
> > > you're not quite sure why.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they
> > > take a long time to get hard.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth,
> > > and they usually head right for your hips.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich,
> > > warm, and can keep you up all night long.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a
> > > word they say.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes
> > > are always half off.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so
> > > long to mature.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you
> > > what to do and are usually wrong.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the
> > > first sign of emotion.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but
> > > only for a little while.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when
> > > they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but
> > > not very bright.
> > >
> > > Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones
> > > are taken and the rest are handicapped.
> > >
>
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