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From: Green, Tonya [mailto:tgreen@novoste.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 2:21 PM
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Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce!




-----Original Message-----
From: ELAINE WATSON [mailto:EWATSON@lanierclothes.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 1:02 PM
To: Melanie Rivers; 'Tonya'; Darlene Stephens; 'Shelly'
Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce!






  This is too cute!
> 
> 
> THE DIVORCE
> >An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in
> >New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day,
> >but I have to tell you that your mother and I
> >are divorcing; forty-five years
> >of misery is enough!".
> >
> >"Pop, what are you talking about?!", the son
> >screams.
> >
> >"We can't stand the sight of each other any
> >longer," the old man says. "We're sick of
> >each other, and I'm sick of talking about
> >this, so you call your sister in Chicago and
> >tell her," and he hangs up.
> >
> >Frantic, the son calls his sister who
> >explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're
> >getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take
> >care of this!"
> >
> >She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at
> >the old man, "you are NOT getting divorced.
> >Don't do a single thing until I get there.
> >I'm calling my brother back
> >and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
> >then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and
> >hangs up.
> >
> >The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
> >his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming
> >for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares.
> >Now what do we tell them for
> >Christmas?"
> 
> 
> 
> 


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