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		Internet Tip of the Day
		Tuesday November 21, 2000
		
		The Onion  
		
		Quick! What's the funniest site on the Web? If you said The Onion, "America's 
Finest News Source," consider your sense of humor validated. This online 
newspaper is the best social satire going -- no small feat in this 
postmodern, post-satire age. Ostensibly another news site, The Onion offers a 
twisted view of current events and the typical fodder of local newspapers. 
The current issue has election news -- "Vote, Voter Wasted" -- and human 
interest -- "Neighborhood Children Gear Up for Hotly Anticipated 'Opening of 
the Gerbil's Tomb.'" The site uses friends and relations of the editors for 
pictures. Good sports because usually they're posing as the incredible dweebs 
and losers populating the typical Onion news story. Be warned -- The Onion is 
too funny to resist. You'll be mailing stories to friends and wasting the 
boss's time if you're not careful. By the way, the Onion bills itself as "not 
intended for readers under 18 years of age." I might ! recommend that the 
easily offended or politically rigid avoid it, for the sake of cardiovascular 
health.
		
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		Parrots Push Melting Pot Too Far
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been traced to a pet shop fire in the 1950s. The U.S. was called the world's 
biggest polluter at the Hague climate conference. There's more evidence that 
water once flowed on Mars. A "chance mutation" led to "immortal skin," say 
researchers. And the Pentium 4 is here. Click  here to read more!
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