Hope you're having a pleasant first week of 1999.  Thought I would forward 
this on.....I found that 16, 15, 14, 8, 7, 2 and 1 hit a little too close to 
home.
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>  TOP 22 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE '90s
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> 22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of
> the  back seat of your car.
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> 21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
> have e-mail addresses.
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> 20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's home page to your
> bookmarks.
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> 19. You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom
> beaks, and they are the ones that never get crossed off.
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> 18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
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> 17. Pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital
> gains.
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> 16. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
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> 15. You assume the question "to valet-park or not" is rhetorical.
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> 14. You refer to your dining-room table as the flat filing cabinet.
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> 13. Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured post-it notes.
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> 12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the
> products don't even exist any more.
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> 11. You lecture the neighbourhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve
> their process.
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> 10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to
> work.
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>  9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
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>  8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a
> living.
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>  7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive
> restaurant in town in the same week.
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>  6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a
> project" are acceptable English phrases.
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>  5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your
> next-door neighbours.
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>  4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday
> night  plans.
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>  3. You think Einstein would have been more effective if he had put his
> ideas into a matrix.
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>  2. You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
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>
> And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's:
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>  1. You get most of your jokes in e-mail instead of in person.
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