A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down.
He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye
and
says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I
ask
how you got yours?"

The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident.  I was
at
the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful
large
breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh.'...and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister
too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please
pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have
ruined my


 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Williams, Jason (Trading)  
Sent:	Friday, June  1, 2001 8:56 AM
To:	Schrab, Mark L.; Dempsey, Wes; Lenart, Kirk; Espey, Darren
Subject:	FW: Red-Neck Horseshoes

Looks like Darren's Family reunion!

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Blaine, Jay  
Sent:	Friday, June 01, 2001 8:43 AM
To:	Homco, Jim; Knoblauh, Jay; Williams, Jason (Trading)
Subject:	FW: Red-Neck Horseshoes

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