> > > > Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to
> > > > undoing of fly.
> > > >
> > > > Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
> > > >
> > > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > > >
> > > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > > >
> > > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > > >
> > > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
> > > > upright organ.
> > > >
> > > > Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to
> > > > Bangkok.
> > > >
> > > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > > >
> > > > Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
> > > >
> > > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > > >
> > > > Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
> > > >
> > > > Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best
> > > > thing on earth.
> > > >
> > > > War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who
> > > > is left.
> > > >
> > > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> > > > cathouse.
> > > >
> > > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > > >
> > > > It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill
> > > > it.
> > > >
> > > > Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
> > > >
> > > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > > >
> > > > Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in
> > > > basement.
> > > >
> > > > Man who fishes in other man's well often catches
> > > > crabs.
> > > >
> > > > Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
> > > >
> > > > Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
> >