>> I know it's sexist but oh so funny (and true?)!!!!!!!!
>>
>> BRAIN TRANSPLANT...
>> > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
>> >waiting room,
>> where their family member lay gravely ill.
>> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
>> >somber.
>> I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he
>> >said as he surveyed
>> the worried faces.  "The only hope left for
>> >your loved one
>> at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
>> >experimental procedure,
>> semi-risky and you will have to pay for the
>> >brain yourselves."
>> The family members sat silent as they absorbed
>> >the news.
>> After a great length of time, someone asked,
>> >"Well, how much does
>> a brain cost?"  The doctor quickly responded,
>> "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
>> >female brain."
>> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room
>> >started to smile,
>> avoiding eye contact with the women and some
>> >actually smirked.
>> A man, unable to control his curiosity,
>> >blurted out the question
>> everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain
>> >so much more?"
>> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
>> >and so to the entire
>> group said, "It's just standard pricing
>> >procedure.
>> We have to mark down the price of the female
>> >brains,
>> because they've actually been used."
>> SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
>> >THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
>> HANDLE IT!
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