I'm sick and fucking tired of receiving multiple copies of everyone's responses so I hope you all suffer through mine.
 
JON
> 1. What time is it?
>    2:20 am eastern time
>
> 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
>  Jon Patrick Topolski
>
> 3. Nickname:
>   JT, Top, Topper, Topper Harley, and a host of unsavory words by my teammates, not to mention all the things you schmucks call me behind my back...
>
> 4. Parent's names:
>     Sal (The queso lady) and Ted (Mr. T if you are lucky) usually Mr. Topolski
>
> 5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake:
>    24
>
> 6. Date that you regularly blow them out:
>   Dec. 28
>
> 7. Height:
>     5' 10''
> 8. Eye color:
>     blue
>
> 9. Hair color:
>     a good majority of it is blonde now the bleach has been shaved out around the back and side, but I think it looks good and the chicks dig it.
>
> 11. Tattoos:
>    none
>
> 12. How much do you love your job:
>     My job description follows the same lines as KK's, I don't really have one.  I hit some leather with a stick and run around some bases and girls like me because the pants I wear.  Oh yeah I get paid for it too.  So I guess you could say I love it.
>
> 13. Birthplace:
>    Machine City, Indiana according to Ann Williams
>
> 14. Hometown:
>    Mother Fucking H-Town
>
> 15. Current residence:
>   Lexington, Ky
>
> 16. Ever been in love?
>     Yes
>
> 17. Been to Africa?
>    No, but I did see Africa the Serenghetti at IMAX.
>
> 18. What color is your bedroom carpet?
>    Tan
>
> 19. Been toilet-papered?
>     Yeah, some sluts from Klein Forest and they stole my varsity football sign. Ted was pissed.>
>
> 20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
>     Yes
>
> 21. Been in a car crash/minor wreck?
>     Some sixteen year old girl in her mom's rental side swiped my Honda.  She tried to hit and run but I caught her ass.
> 22. Type of vehicle you drive?
Toyota Sequoia
> 23. Salad Dressing:
>   Who eats salads?
>
> 24. Favorite Number:
>    6
>
> 25. Quote from a song:
>    " Oh no, here comes that sun again. It means another day without you my friend.  And it hurts me to look into the mirror at myself.  It hurts even more to have to be with somebody else."
    - Ben Harper from "Walk Away"
> 26. Favorite Holiday:
>    Christmas, I just love an hour and a half mass
>
> 27. Favorite Foods:
>    Beef
>
> 28. Favorite day of the week:
>    October
>
> 29. Favorite song at the moment:
>     "Zombie Nation"
>
> 30. Favorite TV Show:
>     SportsCenter
> 31. Toothpaste:
>   Colgate Total
> 32. Least favorite thing
>   Stupidity
>
> 33. Sport to watch:
>    Football
>
> 34. Fast Food place:
>    Wendy's, bordered out
>
> 35. When was the last time you were in the hospital?
>   I had my kidney's scoped in eighth grade. I had a catheter. It hurt to pee for two weeks.
>
> 36. Fave drink:
>    Dr. Pepper
>
> 37. Favorite Beer:
>    Bud Light (I'm cheap so what!)
> 38. How many times did you fail your Drivers test?
>    Did we take a driver's test?
>
> 39. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
>    Extremely wealthy living a life completely devout of any meaning
>
> 41. Which single store would you choose to Max your credit card:
>         Best Buy>
> 42. What words or phrases do you overuse?
>  Fuck
>
> 43. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest
away?
>  Emily
>
> 44. Most annoying thing?
>      Emily  ;)
> 45. Best thing is:
>   friends
>
> 46. Bedtime:
>     2-3 am (Unfortunately the bars close at 1 am here)
>
> 47. Who will respond to this fastest?
>    I am last, I don't know
>
> 48. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?
>     Me, I don't think I was supposed to.