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Dobbs_Shane <Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com> on 03/30/2001 07:53:18 AM
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Subject: FW: Smartest Woman




-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Poe [mailto:poe77@earthlink.net]
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 4:12 AM
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@albatross.prod.itd.earthlink.net;
Subject: Fw: Smartest Woman




> An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5
> >passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.  The first
> >passengers, George W. Bush said, I'm President of the
> >United States, and I have a great responsibility,
> >being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
> >superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute,
> >and jumps out of the plane.
> >
> >The second passenger, said I'm Antoine Walker, one of
> >the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston
> >Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die.  So he
> >takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
> >
> >The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the
> >wife of the former President of the United States and
> >the Senator from New York, and I am the smartest
> >woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute
> >and exits the plane.
> >
> >The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth
> >passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and
> >frail and I don't have many years left, so as a
> >Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my
> >life and let you have the last parachute.
> >
> >The boy scout said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left
> >for you.  The world's smartest woman took my backpack."
>
>