>
>I especially enjoyed the comment about France.
>
>         ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA
>         SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
>
>
>         Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations
>         Start Own Clubs
>
>           Beijing  ? Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the
>         "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they
>         had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would
>         be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis
>         President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.
>           Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new
>         axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right.
>         They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North
>         Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best
>         evils... best at being evil... we're the best."
>           Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being
>         excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could
>         join the Axis of Evil.
>           "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
>         al-Assad.
>           "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained
>         Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's
>         tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan
>         in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret
>         handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
>
>  THE AXIS PANDEMIC
>           International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was
>         swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.
>
>           Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate
>         status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba,
>         Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat
>         Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the
>         Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and
>         Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As
>         Just Generally Disagreeable.
>           With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable
>         clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda
>         applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the
>         Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics;
>         Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That
>         Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts
>         About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand
>         established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask
>         Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
>           "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do,"
>         said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
>
>       While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't
>         perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval
>         for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the
>         Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of
>         its members of filing a false application. Officials from
>         Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
>
>         Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis,
>         but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one
>         asked them.
>
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