can't wait to see the headlines:  "congressman has hitman kill pregnant 
girlfriend, but supreme court ruling will allow him to vote on big budget 
bill this sunday anyway!"



	"Scott Laughlin" <scottwl@hotmail.com>
	03/13/2001 04:07 PM
		 
		 To: Jeff.Dasovich@enron.com, Nancy.Sellers@RobertMondavi.com, 
eldon@interx.net, psellers@Haas.Berkeley.EDU, cameron@perfect.com
		 cc: 
		 Subject: Re: Can you guess?

I thought for sure you were just picking on the NFL! After this, no more 
jokes about football, Jeff... We now expect all your vitriol to go to 
Congress.


>From: Jeff.Dasovich@enron.com
>To: Nancy.Sellers@RobertMondavi.com, eldon@interx.net,        
>psellers@Haas.Berkeley.EDU, scottwl@hotmail.com, cameron@perfect.com
>Subject: Can you guess?
>Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 10:02:03 -0600
>
>
>----- Forwarded by Jeff Dasovich/NA/Enron on 03/13/2001 10:01 AM -----
>
>                     Karen Denne
>                                          To:     Jeff 
>Dasovich/NA/Enron@Enron, Susan J
>                     03/12/2001           Mara/NA/Enron@ENRON, Janel
>                     10:31 PM             Guerrero/Corp/Enron@Enron
>                                          cc:
>                                          Subject:     Can you guess?
>
>
>
>
>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>employees and has the following statistics:
>
>   *29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>   *7 have been arrested for fraud
>   *19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>   *117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at leased 2 businesses
>   *3 have done time for assault
>   *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>   *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>   *8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>   *21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>   *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>Can you guess which organization this is?
>
>Give up yet?
>
>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.  The same group that
>cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
>in line.  You gotta pass this one on!
>
>

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