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Mildly humorous............................

Ruben Ybarra

consultant to

Shell International E&P
Design & Construct - Subsea and Pipelines
Shell Woodcreek - Room 2325
200 North Dairy Ashford, Houston TX 77079
Phone:  281 544-3385 , Cell:  713 203-2545
Fax:  281 544 2431 or 281 544-3444
e-mail: rmybarra@shellus.com


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Subject: FW: Could be



> An old man was sitting on a bench relaxing at the
> > mall.
> > A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
> > He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red,
> > orange, blue, and yellow.
> > The old man just stared.
> > The young man said, "What's the matter old timer,
> > never done anything wild in your life?"
> > The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
> > with
> > a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."