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> THE TRUTH ABOUT DRINKING BEER
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> ...the "smartest" thing Cliff EVER said on Cheers! One afternoon at
> Cheers,
> Cliff Clavin was explaining the buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And
> here's
> how it went:
>
> "Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as
> fast
> as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
> and
> weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
> is
> good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
> the
> whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
> members.
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills
> brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
> cells
> first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
> brain
> cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
> you
> always feel smarter after a few beers."
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