Dear Mom, 

Let's try this with Beal.

Luv
 Daisy (woof woof)

>
> > A new method!
> > >>
> > >> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >1   Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >2   Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and
> > >> have
> > >> >both
> > >> >>   >lids lifted.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >3   Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
> the
> > >> >bathroom.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >4   In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
> > >> both
> > >> >lids
> > >> >>   >(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the
> edge,
> > as
> > >> his
> > >> >>   >paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >5   The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind
> the
> > >> >noises
> > >> >>   >that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >6   Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
> "power
> > >> wash"
> > >> >and
> > >> >>   >"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >7   Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
> > there
> > >> are
> > >> >no
> > >> >>   >people between the toilet and the outside door.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >8   Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
> > >> both
> > >> >lids.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
> outside
> > >> where
> > >> >he
> > >> >>   >will dry himself.
> > >> >>   >
> > >> >>   >Sincerely, The Dog
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
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