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"Ryan Lee" <ralee@rmi.net> on 05/07/2001 05:18:02 PM
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Subject:	Fw: ebonics



Bitch betta recognize!
 
----- Original Message -----  
From: Lee, Ryan  
To: 'ralee@rmi.net'  
Sent: Friday, April 20, 2001 9:00 AM
Subject: FW: ebonics

 
-----Original Message-----
From: Waters, Timothy  
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:27 AM
To: Lee, Ryan;  Williams, Zach; Stone, David; Hobbs, Aaron; 'Robert.vinton@attws.com' ; 'steven.johns@attws.com' 
Subject:  ebonics






> Leroy is a 20 year-old  5th grader. This is Leroy's
> > >Ebonics homework assignment. He  must use each
> > >vocabulary word in a sentence.
> >  >
> > >1. Foreclose
> > >If I pay alimony today, I  got no money foreclose.
> > >
> > >2. Rectum
>  > >I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
> >  >
> > >3. Hotel
> > >I gave my girlfriend crabs, and  the hotel everybody.
> > >
> > >4.  Disappointment
> > >My parole officer tol' me if I miss  disappointment
> > >they gonna send me back to the joint..
>  > >
> > >5. Penis
> > >I went to the doctors and  he handed me a cup and said
> > >penis.
> > >
>  > >6. Israel
> > >Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it  look
> > >fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
> >  >
> > >7. Catacomb
> > >I saw Don King at da fight  the other night. Man,
> > >somebody get that catacomb.
> >  >
> > >8. Undermine
> > >There's a fine lookin' ho  living in the apartment
> > >undermine.
> > >
>  > >9. Acoustic
> > >When I was little, my uncle bought me  acoustic and
> > >took me to the poolhall.
> > >
>  > >10. Iraq
> > >When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle  iraq,
> > >you break.
> > >
> > >11.  Stain
> > >My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do  you
> > >plan on stain for dinner?"
> > >
> >  >12. Seldom
> > >My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so  
> > >seldom.
> > >
> > >13. Honor
>  > >At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was
> >  >honor first?
> > >
> > >14. Dictate
> >  >My girfriend say my dictate good.
> > >
> > >15.  Odyssey
> > >I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that  ho!"
> > >
> > >16. Axe
> > >After school  today, the police want to axe me some
> > >questions.
> >  >
> > >17. Fortify
> > >I axed this ho on da street,  "how much?" she say
> > >"fortify."
> > >
> >  >18. Income
> > >I just got in bed wif da ho and income my  wife.



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