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From: 	Crenshaw, Shirley  
Sent:	Thursday, August 30, 2001 3:24 PM
To:	Dupont, Anita; Barbara Taylor (E-mail); Bob Brown (E-mail); Irene Yoars (E-mail); Kathy Crenshaw (E-mail); Crenshaw, Kayla; Summers, Kelly; Kip Crenshaw (E-mail); Lea Melville (E-mail); Marstrand, Pamela; Virginia & Harold Melville (E-mail); Kaminski, Vince J
Subject:	Celebrity Cruise

This is great!  I love it!

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Celebrity Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep
their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, 
David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who 
made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the 
Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you 
to  your new homes outside of the USA. The Florida Supreme Court will 
sponsor a  Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, 
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
consider the possibility of eight years. Your captain is to be Bill 
Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore. Monica Lewinsky will 
be your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and 
supervise swimming instruction. Mr. Kennedy will also be teaching a 
course in emergency procedures. 

Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse 
Jackson. If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, 
friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary 
Clinton.  Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she 
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. 

Bon Voyage!