An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig.  Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell.  I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking.  If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.  Additionally, if we drop-shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful.  Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!  They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of cosmopolitans, get them shit-faced, and turn the pigs loose.  The  war would be over in a weekend.  ...Just a thought.


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From: 	Jones, Tana  
Sent:	Wednesday, October  10, 2001 10:06 AM
To:	Allario, John
Subject:	FW: If the Taliban win

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From: Farrell, Keegan 
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 9:21 AM
To: Keiser, Holly; Zucha, Theresa; Keesler, Martha; Jones, Tana; Alfaro,
Renee; Maxwell, Matt; Adams, Suzanne; Spencer, Becky; Rozycki, Joanne
Subject: FW: If the Taliban win


Not that they will, but...