-This is BEYOND funny.















>
> "Leroy, THE GOLD-TOOTH REINDEER"...
>
> >SING IT!!!!
>
> >
>
> >Leroy the GOLD TOOTHED reindeer
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> >had a very NAPPY fro
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> >and if you ever saw him,
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> >he was at the LIQUOR sto'
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> >
>
> >All of Leroy's 'homeboys'
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> >use to PLAYA HATE his 'game'
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> >but they can't mess w/ Leroy..
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> >'cause' he got a big OLE thang!
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> >
>
> >Then one smoggy CHRISTMAS day
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> >SANTA came to say,
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> >"Leroy...have you seen my sleigh?"
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> >I know you had it the OTHER day!
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> >
>
> >So Leroy BROKE out runnin'
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> >and SANTA pulled out his 'nine'
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> >and SANTA shot poor Leroy
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> >DEAD in his black behind....
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> >HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >"The 12 Ghetto Days of Christmas"
>
> >Just to put you into the Crimmus spirit.
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> >The 12 days of Crimmus
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> >
>
> >Don't forget to sing it out loud.
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> >
>
> >On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >A 78 Cutlass Supreme!
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> >On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >Too gold teets an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
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> >
>
> >On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >Tree hot wings, too gold teets,
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> >an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
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> >
>
> >On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
>
> >an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
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> >
>
> >On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >Five Bags of Weed!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot wings,
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> >too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
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> >A scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!
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> >Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
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> >an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
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> >
>
> >On de sebint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
>
> >Five bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot wings,
>
> >too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
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> >a scix pak of forties, Five bags of Weed!!!!!!
>
> >Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets
>
> >an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de nite dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies
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> >chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!
>
> >Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
>
> >an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de tint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin',
>
> >sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
>
> >Five Bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot wings,
>
> >too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin',
>
> >nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin',
>
> >sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
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> >Five bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets,
>
> >tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
>
> >
>
> >On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
>
> >Twelb gubmint cheez, levin jacked up hoopties,
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> >tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters,
>
> >ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
>
> >a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!
>
> >Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
>
> >An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!!!
>
> >
>
> >Mae God Brest All ob U,
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> >
>
> >Nat
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> >
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