-----Original Message-----
From: Lankford, Glenn  [mailto:Glenn.Lankford@natoil.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001  3:43 PM
To: Larry Barnhill (E-mail); Buxton, Dana; Cheatwood, Brenda;  Larry Childs (E-mail); Earsom, Roger; Mike Griffith; Jefferson, Joy; Alice  Lankford (E-mail); Davin Lankford (E-mail); Kevin Strabala (E-mail); Dan Taylor  (E-mail)
Subject: FW: 
 
 
Glenn  Lankford
 
-----Original  Message-----
From: Jackie  Larson [mailto:jlarson@dxpe.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:37  PM
To: Lankford, Glenn; R  Garcia (E-mail); SHAWNA TURNER (E-mail); Kelly Terry
Subject: FW: 
 
 
 -----Original  Message-----
From:   Travis  Eaton  
Sent:  Tuesday, November 27,  2001 3:10 PM
To:    Brandi Combs; Jackie  Larson; David Willits; Talisha R. Tieaskie; linda bassett; Anna  Rowland
Subject:       FW:  
I know you have read  the first one but read the rest.
Travis  Eaton
Service  manager
DXP/Oklahoma City,  OK
1401 SE  29th
Oklahoma City,  Oklahoma 73129
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VISIT DXP's   eCommerce SITE AT:http://www.dxpe.com   
For Bearings &  Power Transmission equipment,Janitorial Supplies,and Office Supplies!!  
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Ever notice how a 4  year old's voice is louder than 200 adult  voices?
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Several years ago, I returned home  from a trip just when a storm hit
with crashing thunder and severe lightning.  As I came into my bedroom
about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with  my wife, Karey,
apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to  sleep in the
guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the  children, and
explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was  bad, but
when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.  They
said ok. After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the  children
picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane  was
late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my  plane's
arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their  arriving
passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came  running
shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I  said
loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were  away
this time!" Alex shouted. The
airport became very quiet, as everyone  in the waiting area looked at
Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the  rest of the area to see
if they could figure out exactly who his Mom  was.
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An acquaintance of mine who is a  physician told this story about her
then 4 yr. old daughter. On the way to  preschool, the doctor had left
her stethoscope on the car seat, and her  little girl picked it up and
began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,'  thought my friend, 'my daughter
wants to follow in my footsteps!'
Then the  child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I
take your  order?"
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A certain little girl, when asked her name,  would reply, "I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was  wrong, she must
say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The pastor spoke to her in Sunday  School,
and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied,  "I
thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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A Sunday  school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the
way to church  service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little  girl replied,"Because people are sleeping."
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At the  beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar
wearing a  beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the
pastor, he  leaned over and said to the girl, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your  Easter dress?" The girl replied almost directly into
the pastor's clip-on  mike, "Yes, and
my Mom says it's a bitch to  iron."
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And my personal favorite --- A little girl goes  to the barber shop with
her father. She stands next to the barber chair,  while her dad gets his
hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her,  "Sweetheart,
you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know,  and I'm
gonna get boobs too."
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