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> > Subject: FW: The Three Little Pigs
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> >> > > My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at
> >> > > night.  Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs
> >> > > parts of the stories for fun.
> >> > >
> >> > > One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class
> >> > > as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs.
> >> > >
> >> > > She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
> >> > > to acquire building materials for his home. She said "...And so
> >> > > the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and
> >> > > said "Pardon me sir,  but might I have some of that straw to
> >> > > build my house with?"
> >> > >
> >> > > Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that
> >> > > man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I
> >> > > know!  I know!  He said 'Holy Shit!! A talking pig!'"
> >> > >
> >> > > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
> >