i've seen this somewhere...very funny

i heard the locker room ladies say something funny this morning.......they were telling a story.......an old man in his 70's was  telling his wife i think...the following......."sex is the question"  " yes is the answer"..........for some reason it really cracked me up

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This is so great!

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From: j gale
Sent: Tuesday, July 31, 2001 2:06 PM
To: Simona Joe Toliver; Barbara Sewell; Melanie Mosley; Sallie Helm; Carole Goodman; Carol Barker; April Barcello
Subject: Women Power
 
ARE YOU A BITCH????? 
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. 
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... 
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist" 
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... 
Double Income, No Kids." 
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... 
Rich, Urban, Biker." 
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" 
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... 
Wash, Iron, F***, Etc." 
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: 
"BITCH "So, just exactly what is a BITCH??????????" They ask in unison. 
* B- BABE 
* I- IN 
* T- TOTAL 
* C- CONTROL of 
* H- HERSELF 
> 
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"...SMILE......and say Thank 
You!!!!!!!! 
MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! 
PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU KNOW!