-----Original Message-----
From: Harris, Margaret 
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 5:37 PM
To: Kelly, Mike; Parks, Kim
Subject: FW: Accounting


 
-----Original Message-----
From: Mossy Sartor [mailto:msartor@snellingslawfirm.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 5:38 PM
To: Jami Kampen; Wendy Giovingo; Mike Goodrich; BETTY JO HARRIS; todd harris; Margaret Stewart Harris; Gayla Arnold; Jackie Petrus
Subject: Accounting


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>Accounting Joke for Dr. Wood
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> > >
> > > > It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought 
>she'd
> > > > >get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their 
>father
> > > > >does for a living.
> > > > >
> > > > >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
> > > > >postman."
> > > > >
> > > > >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
> > > > >
> > > > >Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
> > > > >striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
> > > > >
> > > > >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
> > > > >school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it 
>was
> > > > >really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
> > > > >
> > > > >He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an auditor for Arthur
> > > > >Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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