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"Jon Schnitzer" <jons@amerexenergy.com> on 03/28/2001 09:27:20 AM
To: "susan schnitzer" <s.schnitzer@worldnet.att.net>, "Sandra F Brawner" 
<Sandra.F.Brawner@enron.com>, "keith taylor" <kata@dynegy.com>, "lance 
jordan" <lcjo@dynegy.com>, "john shaw" <john.shaw@glencore-us.com>, "jeremy 
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Subject: Fw: Wednesday Laugh



----- Original Message -----
From: "Gabriela Rehlinger" <grehlinger@altra.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 9:01 AM
Subject: FW: Wednesday Laugh


> > Fishing Trip
> > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department
> > store looking for a job.  The manager says, "Do you have any sales
> > experience?"   <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> > The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
> > <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> >
> > Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow.
> > I'll come down after we close and see how you did."   <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> >
> > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store
> > was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
> > <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> >
> > The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average
20
> > or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"   <<...OLE_Obj...>>  Kid
> > says, "$101,237.64."  Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
> > <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> >
> > Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
> > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
> > fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said
down
> > at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to
> > the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then
he
> > said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down
to
> > the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
> >
> > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
> > boat and truck?"
> >
> > Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and
I
> > said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
> > <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> >
> >