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> -----Original Message-----
> From: BRoss17930@aol.com [SMTP:BRoss17930@aol.com]
> Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 10:40 AM
> To:   SDacso@jenkens.com; Love, Dianne; jtiller@frontiernet.net
> Subject:  the chicken
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> VICE PRESIDENT GORE
> I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right
> now.  I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road!  I will
> fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
>
> GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
> I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say
> give the road to the chickens and let them decide.  The government
> needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the
> road.
>
> SENATOR LIEBERMAN
> I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in
> their own way.  Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
> chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own
> way.
>
> SECRETARY CHENEY
> Chickens are big-time because they have wings.  They could fly if
> they wanted to.  Chickens don't want to cross the road.  They don't
> need help crossing the road.  In fact, I'm not interested in crossing
> the road myself.
>
> RALPH NADER
> Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil
> tiremakers.  Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays
> tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens
> into believing there is an advantage to crossing them.  Down with the
> roads, up with chickens.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN
> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
> DR. SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed, I've not been told!
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> To die. In the rain.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without
> having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
> told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
> for us.
>
> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> KARL MARX
> It was a historical inevitability.
>
> SADDAM HUSSEIN
> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
> in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?
>
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
> FOX MULDER
> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
> have to cross before you believe it?
>
> FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES
> I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
> checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
> EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
> the chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
> "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
>
> GEORGE BUSH
> I don't think I should have to answer that question.
>
> LOUIS FARRAKHAN
> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
> the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
>
> THE BIBLE
> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
> "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
> there was much rejoicing.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS
> I missed one?