i'm getting really freaking tired of being last on your e-mail lists!




Shanna Husser@ENRON
03/22/2000 09:36 AM
To: mshuggies@aol.com, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT, 
christen.m.campbell@ac.com, blahbla187@aol.com, bcannizaro@shellus.com, Eric 
Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: THE MALE SPECIES


---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 03/22/2000 
09:35 AM ---------------------------
   
	
	
	From:  Mary Joseph                           03/22/2000 09:30 AM
	

To: Ann Sanchez/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@Enron, Stacy 
Dunegan/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Amy Jon/HOU/ECT@ECT, Meg Malone/Corp/Enron@ENRON, 
Sherri Kathol/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc:  

Subject: THE MALE SPECIES






>> > >   Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
>> the
>> > >hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
>another
>> > >man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to
>fix
>> > >these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I
>wouldn't
>> > >know where to start. We will then drink beer.
>> > >  -----------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me
>soup
>> > >and
>> > >take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as
>I
>> do,
>> > >so for you this isn't an issue.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries
>at
>> > >the
>> > >store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items
>like
>> > >"Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never,
>> > >under
>> > >any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine
>> > >hygiene
>> > >product" is a euphemism.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will
>> insist
>> > >on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice
>as
>> > >much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I
>don't
>> > >think
>> > >we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete
>> stranger
>> > >- I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going?
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking
>about.
>> > >The
>> > >answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up
>> something
>> > >else when you ask, so don't.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
>> > >mother
>> > >come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any
>more
>> > >than I have to.  Whatever you got her for mother's day is okay, I
>don't
>
>> > >need
>> > >to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mommy, too!
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie...
>> > >  Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought
>what
>> > >you
>> > >were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is
>> fine.
>> > >With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look
>fine.
>> > >Can we just go now?
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  Because I'm a man and this is, after all, a new century, I will
>> > >share
>> > >equally in
>> > >the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening,
>the
>> > >cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.
>> > >  --------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > >  This has been a Public Service Message for Women, to better
>understand
>> > >the
>> > >Male Animal.
>>
>
>