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From: 	"Dawn and Gary Wilson" <dkenne@houston.rr.com>@ENRON  
Sent:	Saturday, January 05, 2002 10:05 AM
To:	 Patti Desmarais; Becker, Lorraine; Bryon Kenne; Bythewood, Richard; Giron, Darron C.; Denny, Jennifer; dfmensinger2; donkit@tnacces.com; Garrett, Gary; JBaer; Jim Babb; Kdandgg@cs.com; loretta; Max and Bev; Michelle Bythewood; tina.vincent@bcminc.com; TWBailey@mail.ev1.net
Subject:	Fw: Condom Sense....




> RUSSIAN CONDOMS
> >
> >    Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an
> "emergency:
> >    "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President
cried.
> >    "My people's favorite form of birth control......this is a true
> disaster!"
> >    "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
> their
> >    power to help you," replied the President.
> >    "I do need your help," said Putin.  "Could you possibly send
1,000,000
> >    condoms, ASAP, to tide us over?"
> >    "Why certainly!  I'll get right on it," said Bush.
> >    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
> >    "Yes?"
> >    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 4
> inches
> >    in diameter?" asked Putin.
> >    "No problem," replied the President.
> >    With that, George W. hung up the phone and then called the President
of
> the
> >    Acme Condom Company.
> >    "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms over to Russia
> right
> > away."
> >    "Consider it done," said the CEO of Acme.
> >    "Great!  Now listen.  They have to be red in color, 10 inches long,
and
> 4
> >    inches in diameter."
> >    "Easily done.  Anything else?"
> >    "Yeah," said Bush. On each one print   the words 'MADE IN TEXAS,
SIZE:
> > SMALL."
> >
> >
>