yes.



	Becky Spencer
	03/13/2001 08:47 AM
		
		 To: Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT@ECT
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		 Subject: Re: Joke for Monday, March 13th?

Cute!  By the way, the name of that other book from Patricia Cornwell is 
"Southern Cross".  Have you read that one?





	Dan J Hyvl
	03/13/2001 07:17 AM
		 
		 To: Kaye Ellis/HOU/ECT@ECT, Becky Spencer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Pat 
Radford/HOU/ECT@ECT
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		 Subject: Joke for Monday, March 13th?


CATS AND DOGS
-Submitted by Patricia
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What is a Cat??

1. Cats do what they want.?
2. They rarely listen to you.?
3. They're totally unpredictable.?
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.?
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.?
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.?
7. They're moody.?
8. They leave hair everywhere.?

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.?

What is a Dog??

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of?
furniture in the house.?
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but?
don't hear you when you're in the same room.?
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.?
4. They growl when they are not happy.?
5. When you want to play, they want to play.?
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.?
7. They leave their toys everywhere.?
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to?
give you a kiss.?
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.?

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.