Let's plan on meeting at the Original Tila's (not Teala's) on Kirby right 
where the road curves before it heads down to Allen Parkway.  Around 11:45 am?

As far as nicknames go:

 Punchy 
 RyDog
 Steel Nipple
 Cherry Vodka
 The Ambassador
 Sling (you will sing all our Police cover tunes)
 R-Bomb