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"Martin Hurry" <martinhurry@hotmail.com> on 16/05/2001 13:14:03
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Subject:	Fwd: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes




>From: "Paul Rainer" <tallospaulos@hotmail.com>
>To: alandresessine@yahoo.com, matthewclapcott@supanet.com, 
>martinhurry@hotmail.com, ollydip@aol.com, Pjalamos2001@aol.com, 
>rob_humphrey@marketforce.co.uk
>Subject: Fwd: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes
>Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 17:41:37 +0100
>
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>
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> >From: Paul Rainer <PRainer@Channel4.co.uk>
> >To: "'tallospaulos@hotmail.com'" <tallospaulos@hotmail.com>
> >Subject: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes
> >Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 11:30:08 -0000
> >
> >
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From:		 Neil Masters
> > > Sent:		 15 May 2001 09:39
> > > To:		 Paul Rainer
> > > Subject:		 FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From:		 Rob Coleman [SMTP:robs_vtr@hotmail.com]
> > > Sent:		 14 May 2001 17:24
> > > To:		 judith@asdem.co.uk; dtulett@taylorriley.co.uk;
> > > NEMasters@Channel4.co.uk
> > > Subject:		 Rude/Sexist Female Jokes
> > >
> > > You may or may not have seen these b4.
> > >
> > > Robbo (Sorry Jo!)
> > >
> > > >1/ Why did God create woman?
> > > >  To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
> > > >
> > > >  2/ If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird
> > > >  of true love?
> > > >  The swallow
> > > >
> > > >  3/ How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
> > > >  Phone her.
> > > >
> > > >  4/ Why do women fake orgasms?
> > > >  Because they think men care.
> > > >
> > > >  5/ What is the definition of "making love"?
> > > >  Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
> > > >
> > > >  6/ What should you do if your girlfriend starts
> > > >  smoking?
> > > >  Slow down and use a lubricant.
> > > >
> > > >  7/ What's the difference between oral sex and anal
> > > >  sex?
> > > >  Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
> > > >  [whole week..!]
> > > >
> > > >  8/ How many sexists does it take to change a
> > > >  lightbulb?
> > > >  None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
> > > >
> > > >  9/ What's the difference between P.M.S. and B.S.E?
> > > >  One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
> > > >  problem.
> > > >
> > > >  10/ Why does the bride always wear white?
> > > >  Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the
> > > >  stove and
> > > >  refrigerator.
> > > >
> > > >  11/ What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
> > > >  Nothing, she's already been told twice.
> > > >
> > > >  12/ How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > > >  None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
> > > >  in.
> > > >
> > > >  13/ If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to
> > > >  nag at you, what
> > > >  have
> > > >  you done wrong?
> > > >  Made her chain too long.
> > > >
> > > >  14/ How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
> > > >  Marry it!
> > > >
> > > >  15/ What is the difference between a battery and a
> > > >  woman?
> > > >  A battery has a positive side.
> > > >
> > > >  16/ What are the three fastest means of communication?
> > > >  1) Internet
> > > >  2) Telephone
> > > >  3) Telawoman
> > > >
> > > >  17/ Why do hunters make the best lovers?
> > > >  Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once
> > > >  and they eat
> > > >  what
> > > >  they shoot.
> > > >
> > > >  18/ How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
> > > >  They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
> > > >
> > > >  19/ How is a woman like a condom?
> > > >  Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on
> > > >  your dick.
> > > >
> > > >  20/ What should you give a woman who has everything?
> > > >  A man to show her how to work it.
> > > >
> > > >  21/ How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
> > > >  They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and
> > > >  in the end you
> > > >  lose
> > > >  your house.
> > > >
> > > >  22/ Why does a bride smile when she walks up the
> > > >  aisle?
> > > >  She knows she's given her last blow job.
> > > >
> > > >  23/ What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
> > > >  A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch
> > > >  sleeps with
> > > >  everyone
> > > >  at the party except you.
> > > >
> > > >  24/ What's the difference between your wife and your
> > > >  job?
> > > >  After 10 years the job still sucks.
> > > >
> > > >  25/ What's the difference between love, true love, and
> > > >  showing off?
> > > >  Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
> > > >
> > > >  26/ Why is the space between a women's breasts and her
> > > >  hips called a
> > > >  waist?
> > > >  Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in
> > > >  there.
> > > >
> > > >  27/ Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
> > > >  When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
> > > >
> > > >  28/ How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
> > > >  Put a nipple on it.
> > > >
> > > >  29/ Why did the woman cross the road?
> > > >  What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first
> > > >  place?
> > > >
> > > >  30/ Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
> > > >  Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
> > > >--- End forwarded message ---
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > 
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