>From: Bonnie Park <bonniepark@yahoo.com>
>To: Jesse Chang <JChangMD@jcservicesinc.net>,  Angela Chao
><soundofmusic123_2000@yahoo.com>,  Melissa Dudley
><mdudley@ashtonwoods.com>, Simon Ho <lithcon@hotmail.com>,  Jennifer Ju
><jennifer_ju@yahoo.com>, Ja-Hyun Jung <nature0325@hanmail.net>,  Min-Jung
>Kang <minkwi@yahoo.com>, Tina Khvang <ckhvang@soes.com>,  Eun-Jung Kim
><eunice308@email.lycos.co.kr>,  So-Young Lee <hasonlee@hotmail.com>,
>Sook-young Moon <zizixx2@hanmail.net>,  Chi Nguyen <chi325@hotmail.com>,
>Hung Nguyen <hnguyen_kc@yahoo.com>,  Gun-hee Park <geun73@hanmail.net>,
>Hwa-Young Park <shinyhowa@hanmail.net>,  Min Kyoung Park
><park1884@unitel.co.kr>, Quan <mqdo@yahoo.com>,  "Anh H. Regent"
><aregent@hirschwest.com>, Eddy Song <esong@tmplaw.com>,  Teddy
><thuynh@excel.com>, Pon Vongsombath <ponvong@hotmail.com>,  Sarah Yu
><sarahmyu@hotmail.com>, Sharon Yu <sharonwongyu@yahoo.com>,  Jean Yuan
><jeannie4ever@hotmail.com>
>Subject: MATH
>Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2001 11:10:35 -0700 (PDT)
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>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS.
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>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>Smart man + dumb woman  = affair
>Dumd man  + smart woman = marriage
>Dumb man  + dumb woman  = pregnancy
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>OFFICE ARITHMETICS.
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>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>Smart boss + dumb employee  = production
>Dumb boss + smart employee  = promotion
>Dumb boss + dumb employee   = overtime
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>SHOPPING MATH.
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>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS.
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>A successful woman in one who can find such a man.
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>HAPPINESS.
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to
>understand her at all.
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>MEMORY.
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>Any married man should forget his mistakes,
>there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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>APPEARANCE.
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>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE.
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>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE.
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>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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