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	From:  Kenneth Shulklapper                           11/22/2000 10:36 AM
	

To: Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jay Reitmeyer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Tori 
Kuykendall/HOU/ECT@ECT, Frank Ermis/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock


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"Kenneth Shulklapper" <kmshulklapper@hotmail.com> on 11/22/2000 10:25:22 AM
To: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com, David.aronica@Sun.COM, kal24@cornell.edu, 
michael.j.de.la.cruz@intel.com
cc:  
Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock





>From: "Okieffe, Jay" <jay.okieffe@xpedior.com>
>To: "Biria St.John (E-mail)" <bstjohn@cbcwhittier.com>, "Charles Cooper
>(E-mail)" <Charles_Cooper@nacre.com>, "Ethan Sullivan (E-mail)"
><Ethan_Sullivan@gillette.com>, "Gregg Spiro (E-mail)"
><Gregg.Spiro@TriumphCapital.com>, "Houston Bowles (E-mail)"
><hbowles@teksystems.com>, "Kenny Schulklapper (E-mail)"
><kmshulklapper@hotmail.com>, "Travis St. Peter (E-mail)"
><tstpeter_00@yahoo.com>
>Subject: FW: the Presidential Clock
>Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:12:28 -0600
>
>Good one...
>
>
>
>Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being
>the
>polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed
>any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the
>presidential clock yet?"
>
>Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the presidential clock."
>
>Bill then replied, "Well let's go to my office, so I can show it to you."
>
>Sally was a little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the problems
>you've had lately, I don't think we should."
>
>Then Bill said, "Ahh, it's just a clock and I promise I won't try
>anything."
>
>Sally then agrees to go with him.
>
>Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them and
>then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted and says, "Mr.
>President, that is the presidential cock, not the presidential clock."
>
>Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands
>and a face on it, it's a clock."
>
>
>

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