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Sherry Dawson@ENRON
10/10/2000 10:35 AM
To: Kori Loibl/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: FW: Smarts


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"JOLLYJAC" <jjolly@STARLUMBER.COM> on 10/09/2000 06:03:18 PM
To: "Mike Meile" <mmeile@aol.com>, "Mike Donarumo" 
<mikedon@beaulieu-usa.com>, "NFA" <TheNFA@aol.com>, "Sharon Livingston" 
<Sharon@galstar.com>, "Debbie Morrow" <morrowdm2@earthlink.net>, "Sherry 
Dawson" <Sherry.Dawson@enron.com>, <jcoyne@starlumber.com>
cc:  

Subject: FW: Smarts


Ain't it the truth?  Jacque

-----Original Message-----
From: Wal6552822@aol.com [mailto:Wal6552822@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, October 09, 2000 5:22 PM
To: jjolly@starlumber.com; woodfamily@terraworld.net; Zehr0255@aol.com
Subject: Smarts


> > One afternoon at Cheers (the bar), Cliff was

> explaining the "Buffalo

> > Theory" to his buddy Norm.  Here's how it went:

> >

> > "Well, ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of

> buffalo can only move as

> > fast as the slowest buffalo.  Now when the herd is

> > hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are

> killed first.  This

> > natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,

> because the general

> > speed and health of the whole group keeps improving

> by the regular killing

> > of the weakest members.

> >

> > In much the same way, the human brain can only

> operate as fast as the

> > slowest brain cells.  Intake of alcohol, as we all

> know, kills brain

> > cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and

> weakest brain cells

> > first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer

> eliminates the weaker

> > brain cells, making the brain a faster and more

> efficient machine.

> >

> > That's why you always feel smarter after a few

> beers."