---------------------- Forwarded by Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT on 11/29/2000 
02:49 PM ---------------------------


Monique Phillips@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT
11/29/2000 02:08 PM
To: Personal, Private, Joyce Barrett@ENRON, 
andronette.a.morgan1@jsc.nasa.gov, Angie Collins@ECT, Darlene 
Taylor/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Saidia Matthews@ENRON, Aaron 
Mackey/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Archie N 
Eubanks/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Karen Herrmann@ENRON, Angela 
Barnett@ECT
cc:  
Subject: FW: God's voicemail

This would not be a good idea!

> >
> > Subject: God's voicemail
> >
> > God's Voice Mail
> > Most of us have learned to live with "voice mail" as now a
> > > >  necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered
> > > >  what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail?
> > > >
> > > >  Imagine praying and hearing the following:
> > > >
> > > >  Thank you for calling Heaven. Please select one of the
> > > >  following options:
> > > >      Press 1 for Requests.
> > > >      Press 2 for Thanksgiving.
> > > >      Press 3 for Complaints.
> > > >      Press 4 for all other inquiries.
> > > >
> > > >  I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping
> > > >  other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important
> > > >  to us and we will answer it in the order it was received.
> > > >  Please stay on the line.
> > > >
> > > >  If you would like to speak to:
> > > >      God, THE FATHER press 1.
> > > >      For Jesus, press 2.
> > > >      For the Holy Spirit, press 3.
> > > >      If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while
> > > >         you are holding, press 4.
> > > >
> > > >  To find a loved one that has been assigned to Heaven, press
> > > >  5, then enter his or her Social Security Number, followed by
> > > >  the pound sign (If you get a negative response, please hang
> > > >  up and try area code 666).
> > > >
> > > >  For reservations at Heaven, please enter J-O-H-N followed by
> > > >  the numbers 3-1-6.
> > > >
> > > >  For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of
> > > >  the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is,
> > > >  please wait until you arrive.
> > > >
> > > >  Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
> > > >  Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
> > > >
> > > >  This office is now closed for the weekend to observe a
> > > >  religious holiday.  Please pray again on Monday after
> > > >  9:30 a.m. If you are calling after hours and need
> > > >  emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.
> >
> >
> >
> >