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Hang Bui
06/15/2000 02:09 PM
To: tbui@uh.edu, Binh Pham/HOU/ECT@ECT, "Le, Hien" <HLe@cei-crescent.com>, "h 
i" <vsweetiea1@hotmail.com> @ ENRON, mtran2@lsu.edu, tdoan2@lsu.edu, 
tnguy66@lsu.edu
cc:  
Subject: FW: Funnies

>>> > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>>> > Ask your mom.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
>>> > Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > What's the  difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
>>> > The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
>>> >  Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>>> > Mace will do that to you.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Louisiana?
>>> > Everyone has the same DNA.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is
>>> > flying at half mast?
>>> > They're hiring.
>>> > > > > =======================================
>>> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>>>fairytale?
>>> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time.."
>>> > A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. . .