You may want to send this on to Joe.
---------------------- Forwarded by Benjamin Rogers/HOU/ECT on 08/24/2000 
09:00 AM ---------------------------


<Derek.R.Ahmann@chase.com> on 08/22/2000 01:16:29 PM
To: lstuart@arn.com, ecox@panamsat.com, craig.evans@bus.utexas.edu, 
langston.turner@bus.utexas.edu, pdl8pdl8@yahoo.com, 
benjamin.rogers@enron.com, gaudant@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu, mjsst109@pitt.edu
cc:  
Subject: FW: Pick up lines






As if you guys needed any tips...
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1.  I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2.  (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)  Let's get  you out of these wet
clothes.

3.  Nice legs...what time do they open?

4.  Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
     package.

5.  You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6.  Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7.  I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
    talking to you.

8.  I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
    Thrasher, have you seen one?

9.  I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
     tonight.

10.  Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
       me.

11.  I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so could ride
      you all day long for a quarter.

12.  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13.  I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

14.  Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

15.  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
       a light switch away

16.  Are those real?

17.  You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

18.  You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!

19.  I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
       farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

20.  Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw
       ya
21.  If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
      morning.
22.  (Look down at the crotch)  It's not just going to suck tself.

23.  You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

24.  You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

25.  Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

26.  Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
       floor.

27.  My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

28.  Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

29.  Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

30.  My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

31.  Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

32.  My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

33.  I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
been  drinking?

34.  If you were the last woman and I was the last man onearth, I bet
      we could do it in public.

35.  Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like
      pizza?

36.  I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

37.  Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
      without me.

38.  Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

39.  Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
them.

40.  If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?

41.  I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
       this cheap motel  room.

42.  If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.

43.  Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says
      "Made in Heaven"

44.  Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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