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Shanna Husser@ENRON
04/12/2000 02:30 PM
To: Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: Fw: Women's conference

I thought that you would enjoy this one in particular- considering the little 
joke that you like to tell me all the time.
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Hang Bui@ECT
04/12/2000 02:15 PM
To: Binh Pham/HOU/ECT@ECT, Dana Davis/HOU/ECT@ECT, Misti Day/HOU/ECT@ECT, 
Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@Enron, tbui@valv.com, mtran2@lsu.edu, 
tdoan2@lsu.edu, tnguy66@lsu.edu, pnguy22@lsu.edu @ ENRON
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Subject: Fw: Women's conference


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A Report From the 2000 World Women's Liberation Conference The
 first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said,"During last years'
conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
 Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband,
 Barrington,that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do
it himself!
 After the first day, I saw nothing.  After the second day, I saw
nothing.But on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast
lamb." The crowd cheered.
 The second speaker, a lady from Russia stood up and said, "After last
years'conference I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing.  After the second day, I saw nothing.But
on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my
washing as well." The crowd again cheered.
 The third speaker, a Cajun lady from Thibodaux, Louisiana, stood
 up and said, "Afta last years' conference, I went rat home and tole dat
lazy Coonass husband'a mine, Boudreaux, dat I wadn't gonna do no mo'a his
cookin', cleanin' or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna have to do it all fer
hissef."  The crowd got to their feet and roared approval.  When it became
quiet, she continued, "And I tole'em I wadn't gonna be
doin'no mo cleanin' em nasty crawfeesh, giggin' no mo boolfrogs and water
dawgs, skinnin' none'a dem musrats and nutrias or check'n no mo
catfeesh trotlines."
The crowd went wild - the cheering and clapping lasted for at
least five minutes. Well, the fust day,I didn't saw nuttin'.  Afta the
second day, I didn't saw nuttin'too. But afta the thud day, I could saw a
little bit outta my left eye."