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??????? FW: FW: Stressed and Irritated 






Some really good expressions for the STRESSED and IRRITATED: 

> > 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back.? Unfuck you!!!" 
> > 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" 
> > 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you 

go away?" 

> > 4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 
> > 5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?" 
> > 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever 

after." 

> > 7. "Do I look like a Freaking people's person!" 
> > 8. "This isn't an office.? It's HELL with 

flourescent lighting" 

> > 9. "I started out with nothing & still have most 

of it left" 

> > 10. "I pretend to work,? they pretend to pay me" 
> > 11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!" 
> > 12. "Therapy is expensive.? Popping bubble plastic 

is cheap. You choose" 

> > 13. "Practise random acts of intelligence and 

senseless acts of self control" 

> > 14. "Errors have been made.? Others will be 

blamed" 

> > 15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would 

be.....?" 

> > 16. "I'm not crazy.? I've been in a very bad mood 

for 30 years." 

> > 17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 
> > 18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, 

you missed" 

> > 19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 
> > 20. "I'm not your type.? I'm not inflatable" 
> > 21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you 

realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 

> > 22. "Back off!!? You're standing in my aura." 
> > 23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 
> > 24. "I just want revenge.? Is that so wrong?" 
> > 25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." 
> > 26. "Nice perfume.? Must you marinate in it." 
> > 27. "Not all men are annoying.? Some are dead." 
> > 28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a 

personality" 

> > 29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here 

is done." 

> > 30. "Ambivalent?? Well yes and no." 
> > 31. "You look like shit.? Is that the style now?" 
> > 32. "Earth is full.? Go home." 
> > 33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty 

ego?" 

> > 34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly 

alert." 

> > 35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." 
> > 36. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."