> WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER! ~~~
> > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 1. I can't reach my license unless you
> * > > > > > >> > hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my
> * > > > > > >> > radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village
> * > > > > > >> > People?
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about
> * > > > > > >> > 125 mph to keep up with me.
> * > > > > > >> > Good job!
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 6. I thought you had to be in
> * > > > > > >> > relatively good physical condition
> * > > > > > >> > to be a police officer.
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk,
> * > > > > > >> > are you?
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 8. I pay your salary!
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The
> * > > > > > >> > last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over?
> * > > > > > >> > Okay, just so one of us does.
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 11. I was trying to keep up with
> * > > > > > >> > traffic. Yes, I know there are
> * > > > > > >> > no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me
> * > > > > > >> > they are.
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > 12. When the Officer says "Gee
> * > > > > > >> > Son....Your eyes look red, have
> * > > > > > >> > you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't
> * > > > > > >> > respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
> * > > > > > >> > look glazed, have you been eating
> * > > > > > >> > doughnuts?"
>  > > > > > > >> >
> * > > > > > >> > Forward this to at least 11 people and
> * > > > > > >> > see what comes on your screen,
> * > > > > > >> > you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
> * > > > > > >> > This works. I don't know how...
> > > > > > > >> >
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> Michael Aldrich
> Controller
> <<...OLE_Obj...>>
> (formerly Headland Digital Media)
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> (415) 615-5812