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"Mike Gioffre" <dgioffre@hotmail.com> on 09/11/2000 05:08:19 AM
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 > > This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay

 > > > >>>>bar but

 > > > >>>> > >decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer,

 >"What's

 > > > the

 > > > >>>>name

 > > > >>>> > >of your penis?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
want

 >is

 > > > a

 > > > >>>> > >drink."

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until

 >you

 > > > tell

 > > > >>>>me

 > > > >>>> > >the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for

 >the

 > > > >>>>slogan;

 > > > >>>> > >'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his

 > > > >>>>Snickers,

 > > > >>>> > >because;

 > > > >>>> > > >'It really Satisfies.'"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he

 >will

 > > > >>>>give

 > > > >>>>him

 > > > >>>> > >a second to think it over.

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is

 > > > sipping

 > > > >>>>on a

 > > > >>>> > >beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The man looks back with A smile and says, "TIMEX."

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps

 >on

 > > > >>>> > >tickin!"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right

 > > > who's

 > > > >>>> > >sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your

 >penis?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The man proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job1." He

 >then

 > > > >>>>adds,

 > > > >>>> > >"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment

 >before

 >he

 > > > >>>>comes

 > > > >>>> > >up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and

 > > > >>>>exclaims,

 > > > >>>>"The

 > > > >>>> > >name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a

 > > > puzzled

 > > > >>>>look

 > > > >>>> > >asks, "Why secret?"

 > > > >>>> > >

 > > > >>>> > >The customer replies, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN

 >BUT

 > > > MADE

 > > > >>>>FOR

 > > > >>>>A

 > > > >>>> > >WOMAN!"

 > >

 > >

 >





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