---------------------- Forwarded by Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT on 12/19/2000 
08:51 AM ---------------------------


Sandra R McNichols
12/19/2000 08:40 AM
To: Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT@ECT, Adrial Boals/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc: Selena Palanca/NA/Enron@Enron 
Subject: Fw: Kids Say the Darnedest Things ...

Thanks Selena,
        those are priceless.
srm
---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra R McNichols/HOU/ECT on 12/19/2000 
08:41 AM ---------------------------


Selena Palanca@ENRON
12/19/2000 08:29 AM
To: Julie Cunningham/NA/Enron@ENRON, Bonnie Elliott/Corp/Enron@ENRON, 
Jeanette McBee/Corp/Enron@Enron, Sandra R McNichols/HOU/ECT@ECT, 
kevin_m_palanca@huntsman.com, Barbara Woodland/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc:  
Subject: Fw: Kids Say the Darnedest Things ...


Subject: Kids Say the Darnedest Things ...


> ...
>
>
> >
> > 
> > When I was young, there was a cartoon called "Love Is...".  Well, now
that
> we're
> > doing all that retro
> > stuff, it looks like they've revived it ...
> >
> >
> >  A group of professional people posed this question to a group of
> > four-through eight-year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they
got
> > were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you
> think:
> >
> >  "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in
the
> > way."
> >
> >  "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her
> >  toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even
> when
> >  his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
> >
> >  "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
> > know that your name is safe in their mouth."
> >
> >  "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne
> > and they go out and smell each other."
> >
> >  "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
> > fries without making them give you any of theirs."
> >
> >  "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell
> > at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."
> >
> >  "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
> >
> >  "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
> > before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
> >
> >  "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
kissing,
> > you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are
> > like that. They look gross when they kiss."
> >
> >  "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
> >  presents and listen."
> >
> >  "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend
> > who you hate."
> >
> >  "Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."
> >
> >  "When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared
> > they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only
> do
> > they still love you, they love you even more."
> >
> >  "There are two kinds of love: Our love. God's love. But God makes both
> > kinds of them."
> >
> >  "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
> everyday."
> >
> >  "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
> > friends even after they know each other so well."
> >
> >  "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared.  I looked at
> > all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was
the
> > only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
> >
> >  "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else
> > kissing me to sleep at night."
> >
> >  "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
> >
> >  "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
> >  handsomer than Denzel Washington."
> >
> >  "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
> > all day."
> >
> >  "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
> > clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
> >
> >  "I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on
> > me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love
her."
> >
> >  "Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to
> > say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying."
> >
> >  "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
> > come out of you."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>