>These are  the rules, no exceptions especially 15. 
>  
>  
>1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally  
>killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.  
>  
>2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.  
>  
>3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:  
>>a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master  
>>b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse  
>>c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari  
>>d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game  
>>e. When your Date is using her teeth  
>  
>4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a  
>friend out of jail within 12 hours.  
>  
>5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move  
>>a. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident  
>  
>6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move:  
>>a. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns  
>  
>7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is  off  
>limits forever, unless you actually marry her.  
>  
>8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's  running  
>late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl,  you have  
>to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the  classic  
>1-10 scale.  
>  
>9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is  
>forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.  
>  
>10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for  another  
>man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly  
>optional.)  
>  
>11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,  not the  
>weakest.  
>  
>12. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies'  girlfriends  
>within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make  nice  
>with her gal pals' significant dick-heads--- low level sports  
>bonding is all the law requires (sorry ladies, it's called a  double  
>standard because it's twice as true).  
>  
>13. Unless you have signed a lucrative endorsement contract, do  not  
>appear in public wearing more than one swoosh.  
>  
>14. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you  may  
>always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never  ask  
>who's playing.  
>  
>15. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have  brought  
>her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the  purpose of  
>flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.  
>  
>16. Only in situations of Moral and/or Ass peril are you allowed  to  
>kick another guy in the nuts.  
>  
>18. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.  
>  
>19. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.  
>  
>20. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't  see  
>nothin'.  
>  
>21. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated  as  
>spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the  ability to  
>pick a buffalo wing clean (chicken wing).  
>  
>22. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the  death of a  
>girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire  
>and threw it into a ceiling fan.  
>  
>23. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman  must  
>remain sober enough to fight.  
>  
>24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice  of  
>pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.  
>  
>25. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be  talking  
>about his choice of beer.  
>  
>26. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a buddy of  yours,  
>except if she's withholding sex pending your response.  
>  
>27. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting  
>weights:  
>>a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!  
>>b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!  
>>c. Another set and we can hit the showers!  
>>d. Nice Ass, Are you a Sagittarius?  
>  
>28. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal  footing:  
>both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other  situations, an  
>almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.  
>  
>29. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than  you  
>are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone;  Hang  
>up if necessary.  
>  
>30. When a buddy is trying to hook you up, you may sabotage him  only in  
>a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid either.  
>  
>31. You cannot rat out a coworker who shows up at work with a  massive  
>hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with  
>limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he  
>thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the  
>loudspeaker every seven minutes.  
>  
>32. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a  friend"  
>have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling  weird and  
>guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion  about  
>what a big mistake it was.  
>  
>33. Always split aces and eights. No arguments.  
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