-----Original Message-----
From: Eddie Aaron [mailto:edaaron@texas.net]
Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:22 AM
To: Mike Griffith; John Harris; JModesette@aol.com; Sundy
Subject: Fw: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt



Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:11 AM
Subject: FWD: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt


> 1. Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before the
> mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
> never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why
> we are put in the material world is to get more
> material. Have a good laughtsitive twice a day, and that will insure
> regularhilarity.
>
> 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift -- just for
> entering. So you are already a winner!
>
> 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is
> where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me.
> That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change
> the channel.
>
> And Speaking of Channels: Everything I'm telling you is channeled. That
> way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And
> remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go
> through channels.
>
> 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no
> matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of
> course God loves you -- He's just not ready to make a commitment.
>
> 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought
> particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a
> condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a
> day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga,
> remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't
> get even, get odd."
>
> 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly
> live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you
> no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And
> peace begins with each of us. A little peace here,
> a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to
> make one big peace everywhere.
>
> 7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if
> you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is
> simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
>
> 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
> train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
>
> 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad
> news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is
> no key to the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked.
>