To: Crusty ("Falafel") Toiletfanny
From: Pinky Gerbilbuns

Glad to see you're keeping busy!

Me Too!



	Ted Bockius <Ted.Bockius@ivita.com>
	06/27/2000 11:17 AM
		 
		 To: "'mark.taylor@enron.com'" <mark.taylor@enron.com>
		 cc: 
		 Subject: Re


Let's all?take  a moment out of the day today tobe?goofy!?

Use the first letter of your first name to  determine your NEW?firstname:
??
??a =  stinky
??b = lumpy
??c = buttercup
??d =  dorkey
??e = crusty
??f = greasy
??g =  fluffy
??h = cheeseball
??i =  chim-chim
??j = poopsie
??k = flunky
??l  = booger
??m = pinky
??n = zippy
??o =  goober
??p = doofus
??q = slimy
??r =  loopy
??s = snotty
??t = falafel
??u=  gidget
??v = squeezit
??w = oprah
??x =  skipper
??y = dinky
??z =  zsa-zsa
??
??Use the first letter of your last name to  determine the first half?of?
your?NEW last  name:
??
??a = diaper
??b =  toilet
??c = giggle
??d = bubble
??e =  girdle
??f = barf
??g = lizard
??h =  waffle
??i = cootie
??j = monkey
??k =  potty
??l = liver
??m = banana
??n =  rhino
??o = burger
??p = hamster
??q =  toad
??r = gizzard
??s = pizza
??t =  gerbil
??u = chicken
??v = pickle
??w =  chuckle
??x = tofu
??y = gorilla
??z =  stinker
??
Use the last letter of your last name to determine  the second half 
of?your?NEW last name:
?
?a =  head
?b = mouth
?c = face
?d = nose
?e =  tush
?f = breath
?g = pants
?h = shorts
?i =  lips
?j = honker
?k = butt
?l = brain
?m =  tushie
?n = chunks
?o = hiney
?p = biscuits
?q =  toes
?r = buns
?s = fanny
?t = sniffer
?u =  sprinkles
?v = kisser
?w = squirt
?x =  humperdinck
?y = brains
?z = juice
?
Thus, for  example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.....?
and?Al?Gore would be Stinky  Lizardtush.
Send this to your friends with your new name in the  subject.
?
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