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Zoltan



> The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race 
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> realized that if they continued in the usual manner they 
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> were going to blow up the whole world. 
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> One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole 
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> dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to 
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> breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever 
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> side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The 
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> losing side would have to lay down its arms. 
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>
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> The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and
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> Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the 
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> biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the 
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> biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his 
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> siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and 
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> trainers and after five years came up with the biggest 
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> meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel 
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> bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.  
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>
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> When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up 
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> with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. 
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> Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew 
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> there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten 
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> seconds with the Russian dog. 
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> When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of 
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> it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. 
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> The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and 
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> charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close 
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> enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened 
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> it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There 
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> was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. 
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> The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in 
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> disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have 
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> happened. We had our best people working for five years with 
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> the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and 
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> the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." 
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> "That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best 
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> plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator 
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> look like a Dachshund.