Even though I'm a Bush/Cheney supporter, I had to pass this one along...



George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration dinner at a fancy 
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table tom take their 
order, and she is GORGEOUS.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies,   "I'll have the heart-healthy 
salad."

"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks,

"And what do you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says,   "I'm shocked and disappointed 
in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was 
committed to high principles and  morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."

With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush,and 
says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'