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"James A Bowman" <bowmanja@us.ibm.com> on 11/20/2000 07:45:46 AM
To: Funnies@us.ibm.com
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Subject: "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION"


"HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION"
     >  Can we count them with our nose?  Can we count them with our
toes?
     >Should we count them with a band?  Should we count them all by
hand?  If I
     >do not like the count,  I will simply throw them out!
     >
     >  I will not let this vote count stand  I do not like them, AL GORE
I am!
     >
     >  Can we change these numbers here?  Can we change them, calm my
fears?
     >What do you mean, Dubya has won?  This is not fair, this is not fun
Lets
     >count them upside down this time  Lets count until the state is
mine!
     >
     >  I will not let this VOTE count stand!  I do not like it, AL GORE
I am!
     >
     >  I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!  You have not heard the last of
it!
     >I'll count the ballots one by one  And hold each one up to the sun!
I'll
     >count, recount, and count some more!  You'll grow to hate this
little chore
     >
     >  But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!  I do not like
it, Al
     >Gore I am!
     >
     >  I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!  I've glued my desk chair
to my
     >rear!  Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,  all telling me that I
should sue!
     >We find the Electoral College vile!  RECOUNT the votes until I
smile!
     >
     >  We do not want this vote to stand!  We do not like it, AL GORE I
am!
     >
     >  How shall we count this ballot box?  Let's count it standing in
our
     >socks!  Shall we count this one in a tree?  And who shall count it,
you or
     >me?  We cannot, cannot count enough!  We must not stop, we must be
tough!
     >
     >  I do not want this vote to stand!  I do not like it AL GORE I am!
     >
     >  I've counted till my fingers bleed!  And still can't fulfill my
counting
     >need!  I'll count the tiles on the floor!  I'll count, and count,
and count
     >some more!  And I will not say that I am done!  Until the counting
says
     >I've won!
     >
     >  I will not let this vote count stand!  I do not like it, AL GORE
I am!
     >
     >  What's that? What? What are you trying to say?  You think the
current
     >count should stay?  You do not like my counting scheme?  It makes
you
     >tense, gives you bad dreams?  Foolish people, you're wrong you'll
see!
     >You're only care should be for me!
     >
     >  I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!  I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL
GORE I
     >AM!

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James A. Bowman
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