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<Jennifer_Lamprecht@oxy.com> on 02/23/2001 09:10:31 AM
To: CandMserv@aol.com, Chis.Gales@Compaq.com, ELamprecht@encompserv.com, 
hadix.susan@epenergy.com, Ian_Johnston@nexeninc.com, 
jeff_chapman@mentorg.com, Pam_Macaul@bmc.com, rwalls@lgl.ci.houston.tx.us, 
sheri.thomas@enron.com, tkuyken@enron.com, Tracey.Tripp@enron.com
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Subject: FW: Stress Relief from "Chim-Chim" & "Cheeseball"



> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
> to break up the day. Here is your dose...
>
> Follow the instructions to find your funny name.
>
> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants,"  by Dave Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
> > >         a = stinky
> > >         b = lumpy
> > >         c = buttercup
> > >         d = gidget
> > >         e = crusty
> > >         f = greasy
> > >         g = fluffy
> > >         h = cheeseball
> > >         i = chim-chim
> > >         j = poopsie
> > >         k = flunky
> > >         l = booger
> > >         m = pinky
> > >         n = zippy
> > >         o = goober
> > >         p = doofus
> > >         q = slimy
> > >         r = loopy
> > >         s = snotty
> > >         t = falafel
> > >         u = dorkey
> > >         v = squeezit
> > >         w = oprah
> > >         x = skipper
> > >         y = dinky
> > >         z = zsa-zsa
> > >
> > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
> > >         a = diaper
> > >         b = toilet
> > >         c = giggle
> > >         d = bubble
> > >         e = girdle
> > >         f = bar
> > >         g = lizard
> > >         h = waffle
> > >         i = cootie
> > >         j = monkey
> > >         k = potty
> > >         l = liver
> > >         m = banana
> > >         n = rhino
> > >         o = burger
> > >         p = hamster
> > >         q = toad
> > >         r = gizzard
> > >         s = pizza
> > >         t = gerbil
> > >         u = chicken
> > >         v = pickle
> > >         w = chuckle
> > >         x = tofu
> > >         y = gorilla
> > >         z = stinker
> > >
> > > Now, Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
> half of your NEW last name:
> > >         a = head
> > >         b = mouth
> > >         c = face
> > >         d = nose
> > >         e = tush
> > >         f = breath
> > >         g = pants
> > >         h = shorts
> > >         i = lips
> > >         j = honker
> > >         k = butt
> > >         l = brain
> > >         m = tushie
> > >         n = chunks
> > >         o = hiney
> > >         p = potatoes
> > >         r = buns
> > >         s = fanny
> > >         t = sniffer
> > >         u = sprinkles
> > >         v = kisser
> > >         w = squirt
> > >         x = humperdinck
> > >         y = brains
> > >         z = juice
> > >
>  Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go
> figure. To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy
> Burgertush.
> > >
> Now when you forward this... use your new name in the subject line
>
>
>
> Chim-Chim Chickenbrain (a.k.a. Gail Rudloff) & Cheeseball Diapersprinkles
> (a.k.a. John Manuel)
>
>
> Gail Rudloff
> OEMI - Trade Control
> 713-215-7084
>
>  <<...OLE_Obj...>> Have an outstanding day!
>