---------------------- Forwarded by Mark - ECT Legal Taylor/HOU/ECT on 
01/12/99 09:23 AM ---------------------------

To: Danny.Holland@EngageEnergy.com, CThomas489@aol.com, Jeff_King@mercer.com, 
RCC515@aol.com, ERIC PRATT <EPRATT@BARONBUDD.COM>, Mark - ECT Legal 
Taylor/HOU/ECT, Steve Flynn <sflynn@ei.enron.com>, Wendy Zugin 
<wzugin@bigcity.net>
cc: Kathy.Amendt@BankAmerica.com, JoAnn.Forouzan@BankAmerica.com, 
Rowena.Mitchell@BankAmerica.com, Richard.McLean@BankAmerica.com, 
Judith.A.Tamayo@BankAmerica.com, Phyllis.Tennard@BankAmerica.com, 
Beth.Erwin@BankAmerica.com 
bcc: 
Subject: FW: Humour



this is pretty funny.. sorry that it didn't come out as a clean print; its
a forward of a forward (so on ...)
this is rated G!
>State Mottos
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>> >> > > > >  Alabama:
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>> >> > > > >  At Least We're not Mississippi
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>> >> > > > >  Alaska:
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>> >> > > > >  11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
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>> >> > > > >  Arizona:
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>> >> > > > >  But It's a Dry Heat
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Arkansas:
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>> >> > > > >  Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  California:
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>> >> > > > >  As Seen on TV
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Colorado:
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>> >> > > > >   If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Connecticut:
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>> >> > > > >  Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Delaware:
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>> >> > > > >  We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Florida:
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>> >> > > > >  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Georgia:
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>> >> > > > >  We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Hawaii:
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>> >> > > > >  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
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>> >> > > > >  (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Idaho:
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>> >> > > > >  More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not,
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>> >> > > > >  But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >   Illinois:
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>> >> > > > >  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Indiana:
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>> >> > > > >  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Iowa:
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>> >> > > > >  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Kansas:
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>> >> > > > >  First Of The Rectangle States
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Kentucky:
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>> >> > > > >  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Louisiana:
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>> >> > > > >  We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
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>> >> > > > >  But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Maine:
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>> >> > > > >  We're Really Cold,
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>> >> > > > >  But We Have Cheap Lobster
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Maryland:
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>> >> > > > >  A Thinking Man's Delaware
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Massachusetts:
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>> >> > > > >  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
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>> >> > > > >  (For Most Tax Brackets)
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Michigan:
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>> >> > > > >  First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Minnesota:
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>> >> > > > >  "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Mississippi:
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>> >> > > > >  Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Missouri:
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>> >> > > > >  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  Montana:
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>> >> > > > >  Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,
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>> >> > > > >  and Very Little Else
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>> >> > > > >  Nebraska:
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>> >> > > > >  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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>> >> > > > >  Nevada:
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>> >> > > > >  Whores and Poker!
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  New Hampshire:
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>> >> > > > >  Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  New Jersey:
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>> >> > > > >  Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto?
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>> >> > > > >  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Heah!
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>> >> > > > >
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>> >> > > > >  New Mexico:
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>> >> > > > >  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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>New York:You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
>You Have the Right to an Attorney...
>North Carolina:Tobacco is a Vegetable
>North Dakota:We Really are One of the 50 States!
>Ohio:We Wish We Were In Michigan
>Oklahoma:Like the Play, only No Singing
>Oregon:> >> > > > >  Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>Pennsylvania:> >> > > > >  Cook With Coal
>Rhode Island:> >> > > > >   We're Not REALLY An Island
>South Carolina:> >> > > > >   Remember the Civil War?
>> >> > > > >   We Didn't Actually Surrender.
>South Dakota:> >> > > > >   Closer Than North Dakota
>Tennessee:> >> > > > >   The Educashun State
>Texas:> >> > > > >   Si' Hablo Ing'les
>> >> > > > >   (Yes, I speak English)
>Utah:> >> > > > >   Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Vermont:> >> > > > >   Yep
>Virginia:> >> > > > >   Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels
Don't
>Mix?
>Washington:>>>>Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>Washington, D.C.> >> > > > >   Wanna Be Mayor?
>West Virginia:> >> > > > >   One Big Happy Family -- Really!
>Wisconsin:> >> > > > >   Eat Cheese or Die
>Wyoming: > > > >   Wynot?
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