>
    > > > >: UNUSUAL WORDS TO LIVE BY
    > > > >>
    > > > >>     1.  Love is grand; divorce is a
hundred
 > grand.
    > > > >>     2.  I am in shape. Round is a
shape.
    > > > >>     3.  Time may be a great healer,
but it's
 > also a
    > > > >lousy beautician.
    > > > >>     4.  Never be afraid to try
something new.
    > > > >Remember, amateurs built the
    > > > >>          ark.  Professionals built
the
 > Titanic.
    > > > >>     5.  Conscience is what hurts
when
 > everything
    > > > >else feels so good.
    > > > >>     6.  Talk is cheap because
supply exceeds
 > demand.
    > > > >>     7.  Stupidity got us into this
mess-
 > why can't
    > > > >it get us out?
    > > > >>     8.  Even if you are on the
right track,
 > you'll
    > > > >get run over if you just
    > > > >>          sit  there.
    > > > >>     9.  Politicians and diapers
have one
 > thing in
    > > > >common.  They should both
    > > > >>          be changed regularly and
for the
 > same
    > > > >reason.
    > > > >>     10. An optimist thinks that
this is the
 > best
    > > > >possible world. A pessimist
    > > > >>           fears that this is true.
    > > > >>     11. There is always death and
taxes;
 > however,
    > > > >death doesn't get worse
    > > > >>           every  year.
    > > > >>     12.  People will accept your
ideas much
 > more
    > > > >readily if you tell them
    > > > >>           that  Benjamin Franklin
said it
 > first.
    > > > >>     13. It's easier to fight for
one's
 > principles
    > > > >than to live up to them.
    > > > >>     14. I don't mind going nowhere
as long as
 > it's
    > > > >an interesting path.
    > > > >>     15. Anything free is worth what
you pay
 > for it.
    > > > >>     16. Indecision is the key to
flexibility.
    > > > >>     17. It hurts to be on the
cutting edge.
    > > > >>     18. If it ain't broke, fix it
till it is.
    > > > >>     19. I don't get even, I get
odder.
    > > > >>     20.In just two days, tomorrow
will be
 > yesterday.
    > > > >>     21. I always wanted to be a
 > procrastinator,
    > > > >never got around to it.
    > > > >>     22. Dijon vu-the same mustard
as
 > before.
    > > > >>     23. I am a nutritional
overachiever.
    > > > >>     24. My inferiority complex is
not as good
 > as
    > > > >yours.
    > > > >>     25. I am having an out of money
 > experience.
    > > > >>     26. I plan on living forever.
So far, so
 > good.
    > > > >>     27. Not afraid of
heights-afraid of
 > widths.
    > > > >>     28. Practice safe eating-always
use
    > > > >condiments.
    > > > >>     29. A day without sunshine is
like night.
    > > > >>     30. I have kleptomania, but
when it gets
 > bad, I
    > > > >take something for it.
    > > > >>     31. If marriage were outlawed,
only
 > outlaws
    > > > >would have in-laws.
    > > > >>     32. I am not a perfectionist.
My parents
 > were,
    > > > >though.
    > > > >>     33. Life is an endless struggle
full of
    > > > >frustrations and challenges, but
    > > > >>          eventually you find a hair
stylist
 > you
    > > > >like.
    > > > >>     34. You're getting old when you
get the
 > same
    > > > >sensation from a rocking
    > > > >>           chair  that you once got
from a
 > roller
    > > > >coaster.
    > > > >>     35. One of life's mysteries is
how a
 > two-pound
    > > > >box of candy can make a
    > > > >>          woman  gain five pounds.
    > > > >>     36. It's frustrating when you
know all
 > the
    > > > >answers, but nobody bothers
    > > > >>          to ask you the questions.
    > > > >>     37. The real art of
conversation is not
 > only to
    > > > >say the right thing at
    > > > >>           the  right time, but also
to leave
 > unsaid
    > > > >the wrong thing at the tempting
    > > > >>           moment.
    > > > >>     38.  Brain cells come and brain
cells go,
 > but
    > > > >fat cells live forever.
    > > > >>     39. Age doesn't always bring
wisdom.
 > Sometimes
    > > > >age comes alone.
    > > > >>     40. Life not only begins at
forty, it
 > begins to
    > > > >show.
    > > > >>     41. You don't stop laughing
because you
 > grow
    > > > >old, you grow old because
    > > > >>           you stopped laughing.
   > > >
  > >



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