Boudreaux walked out to the dock, only to find a
> >> >  beautiful  blonde  woman,  standing there, crying.
>  >> > He said, "Mais cher, what's wrong?"
> >> > She  said, "I don't have anything to live for, I'm
> >> >  gonna
> >> > throw myself
> >> > into the water  and kill myself."
> >> >
> >> > Boudreaux said,  "Oh, don't do dat, you're a
> >> > beautiful
> >>  > woman, you  have plenty to live for. Tell you what,
> >>  > I'm gettin' ready to get on dis boat and go to
> >> >  Europe,
> >> > I'll sneak you on and I will take care of  you,
> >> > and we can be happy together."
> >>  >
> >> > So Boudreaux snuck his stowaway on board, and  hid
> >> > her in
> >> > a life  boat,   and for weeks, everyday he would
> >> > bring her 3
>  >> > square meals, making sure she was taken care of, and
>  >> > every night  he would slip into the lifeboat with
>  >> > her and they would make
> >> > passionate  love.
> >> >
> >> > One day, the captain  discovered the woman, and asked
> >> > her
> >> >  what  she  was  doing there.
> >> > She said, "One  of your crew members, a wonderful
> >> > man, has
>  >> > been taking  care of me, feeding me, and making love
>  >> > to me, and he's
> >> > taking me to Europe with him  on this boat."
> >> >
> >> > The Captain said,  "Cher, I'm sorry to tell you, but
> >> > this
> >>  > is the Plaquemine ferry."
> >> >
> >>  >
> >>
> >>
> >>