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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dogs
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Subject: Fw:  Dogs
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 20:55:05 -0600
George W. and Osama  decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
> > down and  decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight.
>  They
> > agreed that they would have five years to breed the best  fighting dogs
in
> > the world and whosever dog won would be  entitled to dominate the world.
> > Osama and his dog handler  Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
> and
> >  Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
>  Siberian
> > wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected  the biggest and
> > strongest puppy and trained it day and night to  fight to the death.
> >
> > After five years Osama and  Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest
dog
> > the world had  ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five
> inches
>  > thick and nobody could get near it.
> >
> > When the  day came for the dog fight, George W. and his dog handler
> >  Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the
>  strangest
> > looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was  a Cajun
> Dachshund.
> > Everyone felt sorry for George W. and  Boudreaux because they knew there
> was
> > no way that this  poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds
with
> >  Osama's big, mean animal. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund
>  > slowly came out of it's cage, wagged it's tail, then waddled  over
towards
> > Osama's dog.
> >
> > The  Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then
>  > charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite  the
> > Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate  Osama's dog in
> one
> > bite. There was nothing left at all of  the snarling beast.
> >
> > Osama came up to George W. and  Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief.
> "We
> > don't  understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
> >  working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
>  Rottweilers,
> > and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the  world. How did you do
> > this?"
> >
> > "Da's  easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins
> >  workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie  dog."
> >
> >
> >
>

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