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Anita DuPont@ENRON
12/12/2000 03:47 PM
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Subject: FW: This one is good!


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"Bratcher, Pat" <pbratcher@mcghouston.com> on 12/12/2000 03:03:53 PM
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Subject: FW: This one is good!



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-----Original Message-----
From: Box, Elizabeth  
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-----Original Message-----
From: Fogal, Bonita G  [mailto:BGFogal@Unum.com]
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M; 'Tonya Criner'; 'Alan Smith'; 'Box, Elizabeth'; 'Dave &  Ruth College'; 
'David College'
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Subject: FW: This one is  good!



Bonnie Fogal 
Account Consultant 
Houston/L8 
713-706-4740 
713-706-4750 -  Fax 

It is impossible to smile on  the outside without feeling better on the 
inside. 

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Alisa Magee 
12/12/2000 08:40 AM 

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??????? Robin  Dunaway/Group/GMLC, Paulette Dutton/Group/GMLC, Allison  
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??????? cc: 
???????  ??????? Subject:??????? This one is good! 

?> How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election:  

> > from journalist Ken Eckler...... 
> > 
> > How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election: 
> > Ok, Folks. I've given the people in  Florida plenty of time to get this 
> > election  finished. Now It is my turn: 
> > 
>  > #1: Al Gore becomes  President of the United States (all 49 states). 
> > 
> > #2: George W.  Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. Gore 
> > shouldn't mind as he said we  were the worst state in the union during 

the  

> > campaign. 
> > 
>  > So what does Texas have to  survive as a Republic? 
>  > 
> > NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the  space industry). 
>  > 
> > We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the  United States (that is why 
> > Houston has  problems with the air quality). 
> > 
>  > Defense Industry (we have  over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with 
>  > Texas," will take on new meaning. 
> > 
>  > Oil - we can supply all  the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the 
> > next 300 years. 
>  > 
> > Natural Gas-Again we have all we need (too  bad about those northern 
> > states).?  Al Gore will figure a way to keep Tipper and you warm.... 
> > 
> > Computer Industry-we currently lead the nation in producing  computer 
> >  chips. 
> > A small place named Texas Industries, Dell Computer, EDS, etc.,  etc. 
> >  
> > Health Centers-We have the largest research centers for  Cancer 

research,  

> > the best burn centers, and other large health planning  centers. 
> >  
> > We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas  A&M, Rice, Texas 

Tech,  

> > 
> > University of Houston, SMU, Baylor, UNT, Texas  Women's University, etc. 
> > 
> > We have a  ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need 

some  

> > more) and our friends across the border will pour in by  the thousands. 
>  > 
> > We have control of the paper industry,  plastics, insurance, etc. 
> > 
>  > This just names a few of  the items that will keep the Republic of Texas 
> > afloat. 
>  > 
> > Now to the rest of the United States under  President Gore: 
>  > 
> > Since you won't have  the refineries to get gas for your cars, only 
> > President Gore will be able to drive around in his SUV which gets  him 
> > about 
> > 9 miles per gallon. The rest of the United States will have to walk  or 
> > ride 
> > bikes. 
>  > 
> > You won't have any TV as the  space center in Houston will cut off your 
> > communications. 
>  > 
> > You won't have any natural gas  to heat your homes but since Al's 

promised  

> > global warming, I'm sure you  won't get cold! 
> > 
>  > You won't need our computer chips since you won't have  electricity to 
>  > power 
> > the computers. 
> > 
> > So  don't worry about us down here in Texas. We will be  OK. 
> >  

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