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Heather Kroll@ECT
01/04/2001 01:29 PM
To: Ozzie Pagan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron, Chris 
Gaffney/TOR/ECT@ECT, LWilliams@houstonzoo.org
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Subject: FW: Drinking quotes...


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"O'Brien, Karen [IBD]" <karen.obrien@ssmb.com> on 01/04/2001 01:11:37 PM
To: "'christine oliviero'" <christine.oliviero@chamnessrelocation.com>, 
"Androwski, Eileen P [CORP]" <eileen.p.androwski@ssmb.com>, "'heather'" 
<hkroll@enron.com>, "'kerry heyburn'" <kheyburn@edificerex.com>, "'Lori'" 
<CFICARE32@aol.com>, "Scandiffio, Sandra [IBD]" <sandra.scandiffio@ssmb.com>, 
"'Susan'" <sjsfarkle@aol.com>
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Subject: FW: Drinking quotes...




> -----Original Message-----
> From: Daza, Monica [EQTY]
> Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2001 10:03 AM
> To: Sanchez, Zoraida [EQTY]; Sprau, Katina [EQTY]; O'Brien, Karen [IBD];
> Masone, Theresa
> Subject: Drinking quotes...
>
> Drinking quotes
> >
> > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> morning,
> > that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
> > -Frank Sinatra
> >
> > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
> his
> > fools.
> > -Ernest Hemingway
> >
> > Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
> keep
> > your mouth shut.
> > -Ernest Hemingway
> >
> > Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
> > -Catherine Zandonella
> >
> > Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying
> himself
> > a pleasure.
> > -Ambrose Bierce
> >
> > Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
> > -Anonymous
> >
> > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
> her.
> >
> >
> > What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
> > -W.C. Fields
> >
> > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
> > -Henny Youngman
> >
> > Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
> the
> > time and have the time of your life.
> > - Michelle Mastrolacasa
> >
> > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
> > -Stephen Wright
> >
> > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
> > When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
> > heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
> > -Brian O'Rourke
> >
> > You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
> > helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
> but at
> > the very least you need a beer.
> > -Frank Zappa
> >
> > Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
> > taken out of me.
> > -Winston Churchill
> >
> > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
> > -Benjamin Franklin
> >
> > If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
> makes
> > beer shoot out your nose.
> > -Deep Thought, Jack Handy
> >
> > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
> > beer.
> > Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
> > does not go nearly as well with pizza.
> > -Dave Barry
> >
> > The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
> > -Humphrey Bogart
> >
> > Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
> > -Kaiser Wilhelm
> >
> > I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
> > -Homer Simpson
> >
> > Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
> oxygen,
> > for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
> beer.
> > -Dave Barry
> >
> > All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
> > do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
> > -Homer Simpson
> >
> > If I had a nickel for every beer I've bought; I'd buy more
> > - Priscilla Marsh
> >
> > Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
> > -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
> > Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
> > -His reply
> >
> > Work is the curse of the drinking class.
> > -Oscar Wilde
> >
> > People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like
> > to pee a lot.
> > -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
> >
> > I drink to make other people interesting.
> > -George Jean Nathan
> >
> > They who drink beer will think beer.
> > -Washington Irving
> >
> > You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
> > -Dean Martin
>
>