-----Original Message-----
From: Ashlee Pfeiffer [mailto:ashlee@kcac.net]
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:46 PM
To: Mike Griffith
Subject: Fw: interesting & useless.......


Real Cute

----- Original Message -----
From: "Perri Madden" <Perri.Madden@tobin.com>
To: <ashlee@kcac.net>
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:26 PM
Subject: FW: interesting & useless.......


> I love this. The last one is priceless!!!
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Pelfrey, Heather [SMTP:hpelfrey@ANLT.com]
> > Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 9:53 AM
> > To: 'Alex A'; 'Alicia Reeves'; 'Jana at home'; 'MOM'; 'Perri Madden';
> > Thorp, Jennifer; Thorp, Russell; Marcinowski, Wes; Faison, Ed;
Crenwelge,
> > Linda; 'Mike at work'; 'Mike Norton'
> > Subject: FW: interesting & useless.......
> >
> >
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Heather Pelfrey
> > AVISTA/ GIS Specialist
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> > Email: hpelfrey@anlt.com <mailto:hpelfrey@anlt.com>
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: TIM487@aol.com [mailto:TIM487@aol.com]
> > Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 7:17 AM
> > To: bmagna@worldnet.att.net; filmmonkey@excite.com; jbremser@kc.rr.com;
> > tdoame@email.msn.com; DGBents@charter.net; feathers@dam.net;
> > kevbet@alumni.utexas.net; soujanya@soujanya.com; sabbowman@hotmail.com;
> > bstepp@chguenther.com; DBREITHA@otcorp.com; DMBJFB@aol.com;
> > labrucebray@hotmail.com; Trinary@charter.net; scasey@jenkens.com;
> > hcombest@gcsaa.org; chdavis@hbci.com; beautifulboundaries@hotmail.com;
> > dae.yeare@worldnet.att.net; tdernst@netscape.net;
kesparza@chguenther.com;
> > jbremser@carolina.rr.com; patsy@mrsanantonio.com;
> > dgydefoodtech@cybertrails.com; latia_h@yahoo.com; HPelfrey@anlt.com;
> > SueIL33@aol.com; jbunnell@callahancreek.com;
> > liliana.jimenez@tuvmex.com.mx; ecosense@socket.net;
gskelley@charter.net;
> > maureen@mkandassoc.com; LKramer@sterlingfodsusa.com;
> > slaird@donnelly.cc.ks.us; jackie@premierblending.com;
Ldriscoll9@aol.com;
> > lmccarty@chguenther.com; JEMcCl289s@aol.com; mcshepard@hotmail.com;
> > mitchell.friedman@abbott.com; YMendez@sterlingfoodsusa.com;
> > toad1@kscable.com; nickdavis@earthlink.net; respinoza@chguenther.com;
> > karenr1123@earthlink.net; eksanders@prodigy.net; AlDCA@aol.com;
> > cando@ligtel.com; sweber@cerner.com; CShepherd@rich.com;
> > joe@joeslayton.net; HEStorer@aol.com; pnstrate@charter.net;
> > CarlVolz@aol.com; shw56@swbell.net; bkayw@charter.net
> > Subject: interesting & useless.......
> >
> >
> > Just when you thought you knew everything...
> > >
> > > Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
> > > mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
> > >
> > > Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet
> > > away
> > > from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
> > >
> > > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
> > > plasma.
> > >
> > > No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
> > >
> > > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
> > >
> > > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
> > >
> > > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
> > > older.
> > >
> > > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
> > >
> > > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
> > >
> > > A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first
> > > flight.
> > >
> > > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
> > > each
> > > salad served in first-class.
> > >
> > > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
> > >
> > > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
> > > morning.
> > >
> > > The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
> > >
> > > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
> > >
> > > The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
> > >
> > > Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
> > >
> > > Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
Nike
> > > factory workers in Malaysia combined.
> > >
> > > Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (I assume this is one one foot and not
both
> > feet. hmmmm...)
> > >
> > > All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
> > > wearing them in public.
> > >
> > > Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
> > >
> > > Pearls melt in vinegar.
> > >
> > > Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> > > already married.
> > >
> > > The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and
> > > Budweiser, in that order.
> > >
> > > It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
> > >
> > > A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
> > >
> > > The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when
the
> > > engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
> > > floor
> > > and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
> > >
> > > Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
> > > all
> > > the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson
> > > Clinton.
> >
> > bats turn left when they exit their cave....
> > >
> > > And, the best for last.....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> > >
> >
> >
>