> Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms
>
> Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
>
> Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides
  you with milk.
>
> Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the
> milk.
>
> Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots
> one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the
> drain.
>
> Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>
> Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce
> the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
>
> Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that
> you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country
> who has only one cow which was a gift from your government