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From: John Denson 
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Glad  to see the English aren't any more brighter than us.
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From: Stephanie  [mailto:smadan@madan-ip-law.com]
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Following questions and answers were collated from  last year's British?GCSE 
exams 

(16 year olds)!


Life on the  Planet

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard  and vinegar.
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be  made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it  removes large pollutants 
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the  leaves and makes them perspire.
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Q:  What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
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Q: What causes the tides in the  oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water  tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and  nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a  mortgage company insist on?

A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are  well endowed.
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Q: In a democratic society, how important are  elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an  election.
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Q:  What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the  stairs.
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Biology
Q: What happens to your body as  you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get  intercontinental.
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:  He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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Q: Name a major disease associated  with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
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Q: What is artificial  insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the  cow.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in  the cow.
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Q:  How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body  is consisted into three parts -? the  brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain,  the borax? contains the
heart and  lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, 
O and  U.
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Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
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Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A:  Nearby.
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Q: What is the most common form of  birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a  condominium.
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Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean  Section.-
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
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Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
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Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick  at the airport
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Q:  Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms.  They always grow in damp places and so they look like 
umbrellas.
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English
Q: Use the word *judicious- in a  sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be  soft as your face.
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Q:  What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be  eight.
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Technology
?Q: What is a turbine?
?A: Something an Arab wears on his  head.
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Religious Education
Q: What is a  Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.