Potentially I have a job, reallisticly I don't!

-----Original Message-----
From: Murphy, Tim [mailto:Tim.Murphy@ElPaso.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 9:52 AM
To: 'Bump, Dan'; 'Whitt, Mark'
Subject: FW: The Difference between Potentially & Realistically.





















Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course
I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." Johnny then
went to his sister and asked, "Would  you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh absolutely, I'd just love to
do that! I'd do it for free!" Then he went to his brother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course,"
the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

Johnny pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically? Little Johnny replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, 
we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're
living with two sluts and a fag

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