> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her 
> >nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, 
> "Ms.Whack, 
> I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." 
> Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to 
> borrow. 
> The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that 
> his 
> name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows 
> the bank manager. 
> Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he 
> will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has 
> anything he can use as collateral.
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain 
> elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. 
> Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the 
> manager 
> and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: 
> "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and 
> wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." 
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" 
> 
> (Are you ready???) 
> 
> 
> (You're gonna hate me!) 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> "The bank manager looks back at her and says: 
> "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a 
> Rolling Stone. 
> 
> Carolyn Roberts, MSN, RN, CNP??? <croberts@csf.edu> 
> College of Santa Fe Health Service 
> 1600 St. Michaels Drive 
> Santa Fe, NM 87505-7634 
> "You must have chaos to give birth to a dancing star!" 
> 
>