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> >A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
> >exchange:
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> >Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> >
> >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
> >
> >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> >
> >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> >
> >Officer: The car is stolen?
> >
> >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
> >card
> >in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> >
> >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> >
> >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
> >who
> >owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
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> >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> >
> >Driver: Yes, sir.
> >
> >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
> >quickly
> >surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the
> >tense
> >situation:
> >
> >Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> >
> >Driver: Sure. Here it is.
> >
> >It was valid.
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> >Captain: Who's car is this?
> >
> >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
> >
> >The driver owned the car.
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> >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun
> >  in
> >it?
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> >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> >
> >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
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> >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
> >body
> >in it.
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> >Driver: No problem.
> >
> >Trunk is opened; no body.
> >
> >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
> >him
> >you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and
> >that
> >there was a dead body in the trunk.
> >
> >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
> >
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> >brian@rydrcom.com
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