HOW TO HANDLE STRESS



1- JAM 39 TINY MARSHMALLOWS UP YOUR NOSE AND TRY TO SNEEZE THEM   OUT.

2-USE YOUR MASTERCARD TO PAY OFF YOUR VISA

3.POP SOME POPCORN WITHOUT THE LID ON.

4-WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "HAVE A NICE DAY", TELL THEM YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.

5-FIND OUT WHAT A FROG IN THE BLENDER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

6-FORGET THE DIET AND SEND YOURSELF A CANDYGRAM.

7-MAKE A LIST OF THINGS YOU'VE ALREADY DONE.

8-DANCE NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR PETS.

9-PUT YOUR TODDLERS CLOTHES ON BACKWARDS AND SEND HER OFF TO PRE-SCHOOL

    AS IF NOTHING WERE WRONG.

10-RETALIATE FOR TAX WOES BY FILLING OUT YOUR TAX FORM IN ROMAN NUMERALS.

11-TATTOO "OUT TO LUNCH" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

12-TAPE PICTURES OF YOUR BOSS ON A WATERMELON AND LAUNCH IT FROM A HIGH 
PLACE.

13-LEAF THROUGH NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGS. AND DRAW UNDERWEAR ON THE NATIVES.

14-GO SHOPPING, BUY EVERYTHING, SWEAT PROFUSELY IN IT,THEN RETURN IT THE 
NEXT DAY.

15-BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO "SLEEZIOD WEEKLY"AND SEND IT TO YOUR BOSS'S WIFE.

16-PAY YOUR ELECTRIC BILL IN PENNIES.

17-DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

18-RELAX BY MENTALLY REFLECTING ON YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE OF "THE 
FLINTSTONES"

     DURING THAT ALL IMPORTANT STAFF MEETING.

19-SIT NAKED ON A SHELLED HARD BOILED EGG.

20-REFRESH YOURSELF, PUT YOUR TONGUE ON A COLD STEEL GUARDRAIL.

21-TELL YOUR BOSS TO BLOW IT OUT HER MULE, AND LET HER FIGURE IT OUT.

22-POLISH YOUR CAR WITH EAR WAX.

23-READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR HIDDEN MESSAGES.

24-START A NASTY RUMOR AND SEE IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT GETS BACK TO YOU.

25-BILL YOUR DOCTOR FOR THE TIME YOU SPENT IN THE WAITING ROOM.

26-BRAID YOUR NOSTRIL HAIRS.

27-WRITE A SHORT STORY USING ALPHABET SOUP.

28-LIE ON YOUR BACK EATING CELERY... USING YOUR NAVEL AS A SALT DIPPER.

29-STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH THE TINES OF A FORK AND PRETEND THEY'RE IN JAIL.

30-MAKE UP A LANGUAGE AND ASK PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS.

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