---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT on 01/17/2001 
02:20 PM ---------------------------


"Pamela Anderson" <pama9@flash.net> on 01/17/2001 01:59:09 PM
To: "Sandra Brawner" <Sandra.F.Brawner@enron.com>
cc:  
Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN


Sandra,
I think you will enjoy this one.  I can see you giggling right now.
Pam
----- Original Message -----
From: Sue Caldwell <sue@mbainsurance.net>
To: Pam Anderson <Pama9@flash.net>
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 12:54 PM
Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN


>
> ----- Original Message -----
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> Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 11:20 AM
> Subject: FW: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN
>
>
> >
> >
> > > IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN
> >
> > > > >Your last name stays put.
> > > > >The garage is all yours.
> > > > >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > > > >Chocolate is just another snack.
> > > > >You can be president.
> > > > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > > > >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > > >You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
> > > > >Same work...more pay.
> > > > >Wrinkles add character.
> > > > >Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
> > > > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > > > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > > >One mood, ALL the damn time.
> > > > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > > > >You can open all your own jars.
> > > > >You can kill your own food.
> > > > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > > > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> > > > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > > >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
> gift.
> > > > >If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> might
> > > > >become lifelong friends.
> > > > >You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> > > > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
> > > > >You almost never have strap problems in public.
> > > > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > > > >You don't have to shave below your neck.
> > > > >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> > > > >You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> > > > >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> > > > >Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December
> > > > >24th, in 45 minutes.
> > > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > -
> >
>
>