I only forward the good ones; I have very high  standards.
?
?
?Subject: New Words of the  Week

?
> The Washington Post's  Style Invitational asked?readers to take a word  
from? the dictionary,??
?alter it by  adding, subtracting, or?changing one  letter,?and supply a new 
definition. 
> 
> Here are some recent winners:  
> 
> Intaxication: Euphoria  at getting a tax refund,?which lasts until you  
> realize it was your money to start with.  
> 
> Reintarnation: Coming  back to life as a hillbilly. 
> 
> Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for?the purpose of 
getting?laid. 
> 
> Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted  very, very high. 
> 
>  Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic?wit  and the person 
who?doesn't get it. 
> 
> Inoculatte: To take coffee  intravenously when you?are running late.  
> 
> Hipatitis: Terminal  coolness. 
> 
>  Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got?extra credit) 
> 
>  Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending?off  all these really 
bad 
> vibes, right? And then, like,  the Earth explodes and?it's like, a  
serious?bummer. 
>  
> Glibido: All talk and no action. 
> 
> Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid  ideas to seem?smarter when they 
> come at you rapidly. 
> 
> And, the pick of the literature: 
>  
> Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and  an?asshole. 
>  

===== 
Insanity is doing the same thing  over 
and over again and expecting different  
results. - Albert Einstein 

__________________________________________________  
Do You Yahoo!? 
Get email at your own  domain with Yahoo! Mail. 
http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/