> > >Dear Abby,
> > > >
> > > >I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard.
> My
> > > >parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and
> one of
> > > >my sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst is married
> to a
> > > >transvestite. My Father and Mother have
> recently been
> > > >arrested for growing and selling marijuana and
> are
> > > >currently dependent on my other two sisters,
> who are
> > > >prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two
> brothers, one
> > > >who is currently serving a non-parole life
> sentence in
> > > >Attica, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
> in
> > > >1994, the other currently being held in the
> Wellington
> > > >Remand Center on charges of incest with his
> three children.
> > > >
> > > >I have recently become engaged to marry a
> former Thai
> > > >prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is
> still
> > > >a part-time "working girl" in a brothel,
> however, her
> > > >time there is limited as she has recently been
> > > >infected with an STD.
> > > >
> > > >We intend to marry as soon as possible and are
> > > >currently looking into the possibility of
> opening our
> > > >own brothel, with my fiancee utilizing her
> knowledge
> > > >of the industry working as the manager. I am
> hoping
> > > >my two sisters would be interested in joining
> our
> > > >team. Although I would prefer them not to
> prostitute
> > > >themselves, at least it would get them off the
> streets
> > > >and, hopefully, the heroin.
> > > >
> > > >My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look
> forward
> > > >to bringing her into the family, and of course
> I want
> > > >to be totally honest with her.
> > > >
> > > >Should I tell her about my cousin who graduated
> from
> > > >KU?
> > > >
> > > >Signed,
> > > >Worried about my reputation
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>


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