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JOKES

Xavier the Robot told the following Knock-Knock jokes:

"Knock-knock" (Who's there?) "Xavier." (Xavier who?)

  • "Zave yer cans, recycling is good for you."

  • "Zave yer Dixie cups, the South will rise again."

  • "Zave yer time. Let me run that errand."

  • "Zave yer breath, this is as funny as it gets."

  • "Zave yer pennies for a rainy day. (Submitted by Mark SenK.)"

  • "Zave yer self from these awful jokes, turn me off." (by Jeff Schussler, M.D.)

  • "Zave yer self Will Robinson! Danger! Warning! Danger! (by Hamilton Davies)"

  • "I'm a screen Xavier. (by Dennis Feick)"

  • "Zave yer self, I'm done for! (by David Grant and David Brown)"

  • "Zave yer bannanas. Orange you glad I didn't say 'zave your cans'? (by David Scollin)"

  • "It's me, Xavier! We've been through this before. Don't you remember? (by Andy)"

  • "Zave yer rain forests, use vinyl siding. (by Ginger Oppenheimer)"

  • "Zave yer film. I'll take the next picture. (by Ginger Oppenheimer)"

  • "Zave yer fork. You'll need it for desert. (by Ginger Oppenheimer)"

  • "Zave yer self! The net's collapsing! (by Paul E. Black)"

  • "Zave yer tears. I'm not that ugly, am I? (by Thorild Selen)"

  • "Zave yer soul. Do daily back-ups. (by Thorild Selen)"

  • "Zave yer ears, don't listen to babbling robots. (by Thorild Selen)"

  • "Zave yer home. Get a smoke detector. (by Josh Humphries)"

  • "Zave yer favorite robot, he's drowning. (by Josh Humphries)"

  • "Zave yer computer -- use a surge suppressor. (by Josh Humphies)"

  • "Zave yer money. I can't be bribed. (by Josh Humphries)"

  • "Zave yer money. I can't be bribed. But my programmers are cheap, try them. (Adapted from Josh Humphries)"

  • "Zave your applause until I finish my set! (by James E. Penticuff)"

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