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"Times have been tough lately. The Bullies, as you know, have been the 49ers of
the Butt-Wipe Division for quite some time. We are trying to return to our form
of old, as we prepare for our 1st 60+ pt weekend." - Ponch
Team of Greatness, yes! Victim of the suck-field?
"I was reticent in believing that this supposed suck-field really existed, until
we suffered a mind-blowing loss to the Boney Turkey's in what was our best-performance.
Who would've thought that Kent Graham, a f**king Cardinal, could score 24 points in a game.
I offer that as proof of the suck-field phenomena. As everyone knows, no
Cardinal QB is humanly capable of that type of performance." - Ponch
How do you explain starting C Carter on his bye week?
I may not be a smart man, but last weekend I was really an idiot. - Ponch
Mr. Miller, how do you explain your poor performance of the last few weeks?
I like to suck balls. - A. Miller
Mr. Smith, how do you account for your resurgence into the RB spotlight?
I am Emmit. - E. Smith
Mr. Ponch, how do you feel about Harvey Williams at this point in the season?
Thank Emmitt for Anthony Johnson.
Let me just say, that I hope Harvey pulls his long-ass
neck out of ass pretty soon.