Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 17:47:22 GMT Server: NCSA/1.4.2 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Sat, 12 Oct 1996 00:43:52 GMT Content-length: 2071
Herein are preserved some interesting quotations. You may consider them to be indicative of my state of mind when I was foolish enough to spend time typing them in. Scary, isn't it?
A sheep is homeomorphic to a torus. Apply a mapping such that the interior and the exterior of the sheep are exchanged. The result is called a haggis.
Villains, I say to you now: knock off all that evil!
Les grandes personnes sont décidément bien bizarres, se dit le petit prince.
I'm sorry. I may marry you and father your children, but I'm not giving you my root password.
I can't stand this proliferation of paperwork. It's useless to fight the forms. You've got to kill the people producing them.
Memory is like an orgasm - it's better if you don't have to fake it.
Chicken soup electrons should be part of the public domain.
It may be deemed almost superfluous to establish the fact, that among the people at large, the business of whaling is not accounted on a level with what are called the liberal professions.
We don't usually like to talk about market share because we're not going to share anything.