Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 15:07:12 GMT Server: NCSA/1.4.2 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 13:30:31 GMT Content-length: 556 Emperor Wilensky

FLASH! The members of the WOK project at the University of California at Berkeley have announced the invention of Chinese cooking. All but a few billion of the world's people cheered this startling announcement. Among those who were not amused were Emperor Robert Wilensky, shown here flanked by Chairman John Guttag and Chairman Ed Lazowska.