MIME-Version: 1.0 Server: CERN/3.0 Date: Sunday, 01-Dec-96 18:22:31 GMT Content-Type: text/html Content-Length: 1121 Last-Modified: Monday, 01-Apr-96 21:39:17 GMT Francis Chu's Humor Page History of the World
Physics Warning Labels (WARNING: Read at your own risk)
(capital) Punishment
'Twas the Night Before Beta
Smiley Dictionary
Mathematician
Windows 95
Microsoft - The Next Generation
Microsoft buys CUCS

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