Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 21:17:30 GMT Server: NCSA/1.4.2 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 22:44:38 GMT Content-length: 2562 To Know Me is To Love Me (yeah, whatever...)

Stuff About bam

I spent my undergraduate daze at the University of Maryland at College Park. Other schools brag about their Nobel laureates. We had Jim Henson. We rule.

Once I graduated I did some applied math research on tricycles at UMCP. (My boss called them wheeled mobile robots.) Fortunately my boss encouraged me to make lots of pretty pictures.

Yes I interned for Microsoft last summer so I could work with linguistics-related tools. Knock off the "Don't drink the water" jokes. I actually liked it there. If you still can't deal with this, go vent your spleen.


Find out about some personal stuff about me. Look at my quote file. See some poems and songs I like. Become a groupie for my fictitious all-female thrash band. Find out where my whole phoenix motif comes from.

I'm actually good for something in this world, and I have a résumé to prove it.

The bam at wam dot um dee doo purity test

Some original works I actually feel like making public, and Mossy Bits, the department's literary magazine which features them. I'm co-editor of Mossy Bits this year, so send me any ideas you have.