
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 09:04:00 -0800 (PST)
From: chris.germany@enron.com
To: ingrid.immer@williams.com
Subject: New proven method

Look a funny!

> A new method!
> >>
> >> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >1   Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >2   Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and
> >> have
> >> >both
> >> >>   >lids lifted.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >3   Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> >> >bathroom.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >4   In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
> >> both
> >> >lids
> >> >>   >(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
> as
> >> his
> >> >>   >paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >5   The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
> >> >noises
> >> >>   >that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >6   Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power
> >> wash"
> >> >and
> >> >>   >"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >7   Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
> there
> >> are
> >> >no
> >> >>   >people between the toilet and the outside door.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >8   Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
> >> both
> >> >lids.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
> >> where
> >> >he
> >> >>   >will dry himself.
> >> >>   >
> >> >>   >Sincerely, The Dog
> >
> >
>
>
