
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 11:12:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: jay.blaine@enron.com
To: chris.germany@enron.com
Subject: FW: Stressed and Irritated

Thought you might need this!!!


??????? FW: FW: Stressed and Irritated






Some really good expressions for the STRESSED and IRRITATED:

> > 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back.? Unfuck you!!!"
> > 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
> > 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you

go away?"

> > 4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
> > 5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?"
> > 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever

after."

> > 7. "Do I look like a Freaking people's person!"
> > 8. "This isn't an office.? It's HELL with

flourescent lighting"

> > 9. "I started out with nothing & still have most

of it left"

> > 10. "I pretend to work,? they pretend to pay me"
> > 11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
> > 12. "Therapy is expensive.? Popping bubble plastic

is cheap. You choose"

> > 13. "Practise random acts of intelligence and

senseless acts of self control"

> > 14. "Errors have been made.? Others will be

blamed"

> > 15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would

be.....?"

> > 16. "I'm not crazy.? I've been in a very bad mood

for 30 years."

> > 17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
> > 18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for,

you missed"

> > 19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
> > 20. "I'm not your type.? I'm not inflatable"
> > 21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you

realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

> > 22. "Back off!!? You're standing in my aura."
> > 23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
> > 24. "I just want revenge.? Is that so wrong?"
> > 25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
> > 26. "Nice perfume.? Must you marinate in it."
> > 27. "Not all men are annoying.? Some are dead."
> > 28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a

personality"

> > 29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here

is done."

> > 30. "Ambivalent?? Well yes and no."
> > 31. "You look like shit.? Is that the style now?"
> > 32. "Earth is full.? Go home."
> > 33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty

ego?"

> > 34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly

alert."

> > 35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
> > 36. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."


