From rolfe@ieway.com Tue Jan 19 13:14:54 EST 1999 Article: 868 of rec.humor.funny Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Christmas Cards for the Psychiatrically Challenged Reply-Path: rolfe@ieway.com From: rolfe@ieway.com (Tim Rolfe) Keywords: topical, chuckle, forwarded Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com Path: goldenapple.srv.cs.cmu.edu!honeysuckle.srv.cs.cmu.edu!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1998 3:20:00 PST Lines: 49 Xref: ux7.sp.cs.cmu.edu rec.humor.funny:868 SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . . PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again) PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. [Note - making the rounds unattributed - ed.] -- rec.humor.funny is a moderated newsgroup. If you are seeing postings in the group other than from netfunny.com then your site's software is misconfigured. Write your site's admin (usenet@yoursite) and ask them to make sure RHF and RHF.reruns are configured as "moderated." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Dec/carols.html