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Wise words

A collection of various wise (or not) quotes that I've seen or heard from time to time. Any suggestions?

"I do not understand what I cannot create." -- R. P. Feynman

"I keep the subject constantly before me and wait till the first dawnings open little by little into the full light." -- Isaac Newton

"Four to six weeks in the lab can save you an hour in the library." -- G. C. Quarderer

"In order to invent, one must think aside." -- Paul Souriau

"The best way to get a good idea is to get a lot of ideas." -- Linus Pauling

"A first principle not formally recognized by scientific methodologists: when you run into something interesting, drop everything else and study it." -- B. F. Skinner

"Consciousness, n.: That annoying thing between naps." -- Anonymous tagline

"I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free." -- Nikos Kazantzakis

"[...] If you want to restore a Druid priesthood you cannot do it by offering prizes for Druid-of-the-year. If you want Druids, you must grow forests." -- William Arrowsmith

"Those who cannot do, teach." -- Anonymous
"Those who cannot think, do." -- Myself :-)

"It can be said unequivocally that good teaching is far more complex, difficult, and demanding than mediocre research, which may explain why professors try so hard to avoid it." -- Page Smith

"A pupil from whom nothing is ever demanded that he cannot do, never does all he can." -- John Stuart Mill

"I try not to let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain

`Von Neumann himself said that you cannot do mathematics after 30. So, I thought I'd take the easy way out and moved from theory to systems.' -- H. T. Kung (SCS Distinguished Lecture)

"The advancement and perfection of mathematics are intimately connected with the prosperity of the State." -- Napoleon

"People who don't count won't count." -- Anatole France

"It's clear that other problems such as [...] the domination of business over government, science, thought, and society, are much bigger than non-free software." -- Richard Stallman

"In mathematics you don't understand things, you just get used to them." -- John von Neumann

`Theory involves a lot of banging your head upon the wall; so, work on many walls!' -- Avrim Blum (IC '98)

"Those who have an excessive faith in their ideas are not well fitted to make discoveries." -- Claude Bernard

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." -- Alfréd Rényi
"A programmer is a device for turning coffee into bits." -- Myself :-)

"There is too much blood in my caffeine system." -- Anonymous

"A mathematical theory is not to be considered complete until you have made it so clear that you can explain it to the first man whom you meet on the street." -- David Hilbert

"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this! Someone get me a four-year-old child!" -- Groucho Marx

Quotations that I've heard spoken (instead of seen written) -- and therefore I probably have not reproduced verbatim -- are enclosed in single (instead of double) quote marks.

If you've read so far, you may also want to visit a collection with more math quotes (and links to even more). You may also want to have a look here.

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Cartoons

Here are some Greek cartoons (translated into English by myself, hopefully without much loss). Any other suggestions?

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