Princess of Justice ------------------- G C Am Dm her daddy works in a court of law G7 Am Am7 G passing judgements on who's right and wrong G C Am Dm he feels heavy with the weight of the world G7 Am Dm C he feels important like an arbiter should C Bb C Bb C princess of justice whoa-oh C Bb wasting your life C Bb C painting your pictures Bb C C Bb while the world is in strife Dm Am doing nothin of value Am C wasting your time C Am just painting your pictures G G7 C thinking everything's fine her daddy scoffed at her priorities he passed judgment on the life that she leads her daddy's seen the trouble out there and her daddy thinks it's his job to care princess of justice whoa-oh wasting your life making your movies while the world is in strife doin nothin of value wasting your time just making your movies thinking everything's fine the second hand on that courtroom clock was relentless; never giving up and when found his life slipped away the poems and pictures were all that remained princess of justice whoa-oh saving your life writing your poems recording the strife doin somethin of value fight against time just writing your poems making everything fine 24 Hours of R & B ----------------- everyone is covering for jack again he's cutting loose from CTU he hits his mark then he's going dark he's in so deep that he keeps making promises that he can't keep runnin' runnin' runnin' runnin' (but not scared) runnin' runnin' runnin' runnin' (always prepared) runnin' runnin' runnin' runnin' everyone is covering for jack again and this time he is out for something personal he's got chloe hiding phone calls kim don't know what's goin' on tony's taking bullets while the terrorists are on TV but Jack is never in too deep one thousand and four hundred forty minutes jack is pushing everybody's limits don't fuck with him cause you're stuck with him and jack won't quit until he's through even when it means killing you runnin' pimpin' runnin' cappin' (but not scared) runnin' tortur'n' runnin' spyin' (always prepared) runnin' runnin' runnin' runnin' Flying Spaghetti Monster ------------------------ G C G C 4,000 years ago there was a man named joe Am D G and he saw something up in the sky G C G C it was made of linguini and spaghettios Am D G and it somehow had the power to fly it's noodly appendage affects all our eyes and the measurements that they record his eyepatch and frilled shirt are always well-applied and he hates that all the pirates have died F A A (577655) flying spaghetti monster Bm A living over our heads E A E A handing out bananas and mashed potato soup Asus Dsus A with a side of garlic bread he flies through the air and fights the big guitar created by the ninjas to wail the guitar becomes a boner and slams into the monster and global temperatures sail flying spaghetti monster living over our heads handing out panini and slippery meat in strange sauce with a side of delicioius bread Secret Onions ------------- secret onions hiding in my food disguised as little green vegetables no i can't be fooled meatloaf, pot roast, fried potato cakes soup and pizza and bagels too onions wreck the taste I don't care if you call them scallions you can call them leeks you can call them chives I don't care if you call them shallots don't wreck my food don't wreck my food with onions secret onions smell like armpit sweat how can anyone call them food they should be called a threat slicing onions makes a grown man cry why would you put them in your mouth unless you want to die I don't care if you call them scallions you can call them leeks you can call them chives I don't care if you call them shallots don't wreck my food don't wreck my food with onions they say that onions just enhance the taste if you can't taste the onions anyway leave your food unlaced My Boyfriend Is Better Than Yours --------------------------------- My boyfriend / girlfriend's better than your girlfriend / girlfriend Laura: Spoken: Listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you - it's about your boyfriend. C F C Every time I talk to you C G7 F C You tell me about your new boyfriend F G It's not that I don't think he's great F G I'm sure he is first rate C G C It's just that mine is better in the end F G My boyfriend has blonde hair F G It has a lot of flair F G He's got a kidney stone F G He can really hold his own C G C It's clear that my boyfriend's better than yours Jessica: Spoken: Yeah, well whatever... hair and kidney stones? Who cares Whenever I'm around you You're raving about your new boyfriend I don't understand at all He isn't even tall I know that mine is better in the end My boyfriend's never full He eats like he's a bull His toes are really strong He can squeeze them all day long It's clear that my boyfriend's better than yours Stephen: Spoken (to Ryan): It's funny they mention that - I feel the same way! Each time that I hang out with you You won't shut up about your new girlfriend She seems like she is fun But she really is outdone Because my girlfriend's better in the end My girlfriend always falls asleep She really likes F and G She never thinks she's wrong She also wrote this song It's clear that my girlfriend's better than yours Ryan: Spoken: What are you talking about? You been hittin' the pipe again? The times I've been around you You talk only about your new girlfriend I bet she's really cool But she's not quite a shining jewel My girlfriend really is better in the end She always loses things Even her diamond rings She has curly hair It sticks out in the air It's clear that my girlfriend's better than yours Everyone: Yes,it's clear that my boy/girl friend's better than yours