
It is nice to see you in this humble net.abode of the character otherwise known as Max Tsvetovat.
I don't know what brings you here - whether you came here searching for important information about my research, or read some of my writing and would like to read more, or came to inquire about my music, or just passing by my page on your eternal quest for web coolness...
Whatever it is you came for, you just might find it here. If you don't, please feel free not to bug me. Anyway, please come in, look around or send me an email if you feel like it.What do I look like?
I often ask the same question myself, and invariably come up with a four letter word starting with "s". See for yourself.

Came to America in 1991 and settled in the frozen wasteland of Minnesota, the land of pterodactil mosquitoes and ice fishing.
I'm a graduate student at the Glorious Educational Institution that Teaches Sarcasm, at the Computer Science department.
This place is cool. I mostly work at the AI, Robotics and Vision Lab and the web-site-less Macroscope Lab.
I love Music!
I also write Poetry and Short Stories?
I'm a voracious reader and a fanatic of Latin American fiction (Julio Cortazar, Luiza Valenzuela, Luis Sepulveda, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez... on and on)
I like to dance salsa, swing and old-time rock-n-roll - I can shake it with a vengeance.
I'll be first in line to get a microchip brain implant.
Favorite coffee: swiss chocolate mocha with a touch of fresh mint.
More useless trivia? Email me