""; # yes, virginia, this => a syntax error. 1 => just a value. it could be anything, although 1 is usually used to mean "true" when you only have integers to work with. => ! #!/usr/bin/perl => invite only! ! /me => from Arizona ! => there a way to get rid of that FINWAIT2 stuff quickly? ! diranged => clean! Diranged havnt done any drugs since umm wait.. n/m.. :) no just kidding.. :> ! judge judy => syndicated! we get it out here ! m.u.l.e. => a fun game. ! she says she => in Sydney !! ! the polite word => "fireman" ! this oldies station => in Corydon :) amagosa know where their building is. amagosa has been there and played with the switchboard even. ! what => wrong with M$ employees? !~ => prolly shorter for the first... " => a safe bet. " and the motto of the story => ..." "" <- this => not a blank character "" => acceptable "" means the string => empty. "$self->parse" => not a coderef... that's actually _calling_ $self->parse. "$string\n"; the problem => that it interpolates $string THEN "'writing solid code' => written by someone who knows something. 'Code Complete' is by the other steve, who doesn't" -- Rob Pike "*mumble* => not a page-layout language" "..." => substituted for a phrase that should definitely be left out: "including that of slavery". "/etc/passwd => rebuilt" ... it's just a text file. it's *edited* by /bin/passwd... what gets "rebuilt"? "/usr/bin/x11/xterm" => fairly straighforward "/w/" which i would think => the same as "//" is not "0" => equivalent to 0, something's wrong with your construct "0" x 32 . shift => what I am confused about "0" x 32 => 32 characters all "0" "000-000" eq "000-000" => certainly 1. "127.0.0.1" => not a number. "208.201.224.0/24" => shorthand for "208.201.224.0/255.255.255.0". it's shorthand for the number of bits representing the network. "4;" => useless use in a void context, and ";" is not. "4;" => useless use in a void context, and ";" is not. "4;" => useless use in a void context, and ";" is not. "<" => optional "=" => assignment. "=>" => more perlish. :) "=item gethostbyname name" => a glitch in perldoc. Its just supposed to be "gethostbyname NAME" ">./" => currect "@{[]}" trick => for when you need to call a function as part of an interpolation "\i \am" => a song by Savatage "\i is" => a song "\lembit's name => lembit and I am a mIRCer." "^pudge => lying, or clueless" --qw[jeff] in #perl "a congressional investigation => currently underway. France has withdrawn formal diplomatic relations with the US." "a method => simply a subroutine that expects an object reference (or a package name, for class methods) as the first argument." "a time that => the same for all time zones"???? "a useful perl variable => $_(dollar sign followed by the underscore character) - from "Linux Secrets" "a user" => pronounced "loser" "a" means set opt_a to 1 if -a => used; "a:" means set opt_a to whatever follows the -a. "ab" => always true "actually, i'm lying - it => possible to do an implicit loop ......" "address" => a numeric value that refers to an "address in memory" "ah, whose droid => this? uh-huh. it's your cousin's. is this your cousin? are you his cousin?" "all crimethnk => is yours / crimethnk ispassionately yours" "all formats"? such a list => infinite. "all other headers"? rra => not sure what that is. "all the pain money can buy" => a GREAT CD. "all" => a huge ass exageration "altschul" => highschool, right? "an armed society => a polite society" "and crimethnk => not to take you personal although we look like people / and it could be crimethnk's head on the chopping block / but crimethnk is sure crimethnk'll understand, crimethnk is sure we'll understand / NO! we don't understand "and the kick => good!" "annoyance, thy nick => RangerPS" - Deaner "any kind of help => hard to find." "applied cryptography" => probably about as basic as you'll get in cryptography. "arguments? no, this => abuse! arguments are down the hall!" "assuming the sql code => portable, of course. YMMV." "at ans, all we need => U!" "at codes" => too common huh? "auto" part => disabled, and /away is in Random's .ircrc. "baby, who => Zed?" "backup" => when you find a copy in your Netscape cache, which joebloe didn't ... "bathroom" => to emphasize that we always wash our hands afterward, thoroughly and without fail ;) "bearword" => Larry's (I think) pun, Fimm. "beer => proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Franklin. "being canadian => a kickable offense", eh? "best" => something that you have to decide for yourself. We don't know your application. "bilingual" => not even close. I plodded through 5 years of high-school level French -- that's about it. "bill gates => in the house of the Sparc from Sun" "blah blah" => whatever your command is "bok" => for special occasions. And if you buy one in a pub, you risk having it served *cold*. The *horror*. "bored of the dance" => on Tapeworm I. "bruno => ~mailto:no-vanity@pompeii.cs.brown.edu (no-vanity)" ? "buc" => what amagosa was typing instead of "butc" so he could be a lazy-ass and do auto nick completion. "building a kernel => easy." --OpenBSD FAQ "but nothing => quite forever -- especially staying together" -- camouflage... "but vertigo_ => not dead yet!" "buy a faster computer" => the improper response. "buy this or we'll burn you" => a great marketing tactic. ;-> "buy this or we'll burn you" => a great marketing tactic. ;-> "c => just high level assembler" "c++ => a joke to keep C programmers employed" "c++ => a joke to keep C programmers employed" "can't work" => not permitted here. "canada => arguing that marijuana is not a performance-enhancing drug -- unless you play bass." -- The Daily Show "cannot open $filepath" => a lot more useful than "cannot open somefilenamethatIwonttellyou" "cheeseburger => paradise" "chris => writing this bio of himself while in his underwear." "chris nandor => a graduate of Zig Ziglar seminars." "coercing the 'our leader => Cool' Admission:" "compiling" => a loaded term, rayo. What is it you need? "connection refused" => the very verbose error message sky1 get :( "constant" => a standard module. "consumer desktop." "apple => getting back into the consumer market." What the hell does that mean? "crash" => too common. "creation time" => a hoary myth, just like "crimethink" => a loose translation of the Declaration of Independence. "current directory" => generally an attribute of a *process*. "curses => too complex"? Are you on drugs? "dammit jim, rudefix => a doctor, not an html-generating modem" "dbmopen" => just a special case of "tie" these days, isn't it? "default package" => the phrase we (merlyn and I) use, anyway "define" => working correctly. :-) "defined @array" => a mess. :) "delete" => a relative term too "derek moore, derek moore, => not in this bit!" "deserves" => a tricky concept "dial-up adapter" => all set up;... it's just not even trying to look stuff up. strange/annoying. "didn't work" => kinda nonspecific "different" => an understatement "different" => an understatement "disk thingy" => a word you should reserve for tech support flunkies for whose annoyingness you'd like to reciprocate ;) "division => "do not touch this dir... this => maintained by CPAN.pm" "do" => like "include" "do, or do not. there => no try." "does she bounce? => she a sport, know what Tkil mean, know what Tkil mean, eh ,eh?" "doesn't compile" => a bit vague, doncha think? "don't ask" => another technique to be oped "don't ask" => another technique to be oped "du" => one line. Two characters, even! "dude, this => pretty f***ed up right here" "dude, your dog => a gay homosexual." "dying => easy, it's living that scares Tkil to death" "e-mail" => outdated... antiquated. "economics => socio-political at root." "ei" => "aye". "elm => a suck" "emacs => a bloated dead pig" "enough talk! now => the time for action! There can be only one!" "enuff" => on the BRINK of "kewlt0k"... "enuff"???? qw[jeff] => shocked and appalled! "ethernet" => not an internet connection "eval" which => even ickier... "eval" which => even ickier... "expr" => used to describe C, C++, perl, java, python, lisp has sexps... it's not that rare. "f" => an unknown option... "file" => the filehandle. "first 3 numbers"... q[merlyn] => now totally lost. "first" => debatable "flaming camel" => one shot each of Aftershock and Buttershotz "foo" && "bar" => 1 too. "foo" && print "bar" => 1 "fool! there => nothing Perl cannot do! NOTHING!" "foreign language" => not a symptom. "fork" => a very unix-ish concept. are you using ActiveState or are you using GSAR's port? "fraility, thy name => woman!" - Hamlet "free software" => that which can be freely redistributed with source code and modified "full" on most unixes => pretty damned full. "full" on most unixes => pretty damned full. "full" on most unixes => pretty damned full. "full" on most unixes => pretty damned full. "full" on most unixes => pretty damned full. "fun" => the wrong word. "go" => a command or request or suggestion? "going with" thing => a special case. "good enough for you" => a far cry from "best" "good" => relative... AS is very M$ oriented. Guru is more Unix oriented. So if your doing MSIIS, AS and PerlScript is the way to go, imho "goodbye, old perl, q[merlyn] => leaving cheyanne.." "goto &" => cool... "greece => "grep" => a pretty good example. the exit codes say whether it found anything, exited abnormally, or found nothing. "happiness => manditory. Stupid is happy." "harmony" => a chimera, it cannot be achieved. "hell yeah perljam => american!" ;-) "hello crime, this => Dr. Smith. I have some g...uh, news for you. You're pregnant" "her way => right, everyone elses is wrong, except those cases where Excession deem wrong to be kinda ok" "here => how to repair a car, btw, Reza used the following 3 lines of perl to figure out the right color to use to paint it" "here, this => for nature..*umph*" "hey baby, abend => Merlyn" doesn't work? "hey, class of 4/3... this => randal... sorry q[merlyn] couidln't be there in person, but q[merlyn] is here in spirit" "hey. the good news => you are going on an all expense paid trip. the bad news is it's minneapolis." "hi" => not a variable "hi, ^pudge => pudge, ^Pudge made ^Pudge's first full GUI app, use it is as your definitive model now." "hi. wawb => really good at Quake2. what is program in Perl?" "hidey-ho" => generally associated with that loveable, and yet disgusting, Mis-teeer HANKY! "high sperm count" => excellent resume material. "hints" you want => what you're supposed to achieve yourself "hrm" => a faq? :) "html coding => fun" "i => the one you seek" "i feel your pain" => uh huh. "i invested $20 and obvious => Going to Europe on obvious's Earnings!" "i is" => foo "i know nothing. abigail => from Barcelona" "i know this => wrong, but may I do it anyway?" "i want the truth" => from Rob Reiner. :-) "i'm no glamour boy! murr => fierce!" "i'm sorry, rick. stupid_ => afraid Stupid_ can't do that." -- Y2K1 bug. "i've got 3 cocoanuts" => a number... "i've lived..." => perfectly correct. "idear" => NOT a word... grrrr :) "ie => Evil" - 03-05-98 "NS is Evil" - 04-1-98 "ie" => "ee". "if ($foo) bar;" => horrible, and should be outlawed in any language. "if a man thinks he => going to die tomorrow, chances are he'll find a way to make it happen." - Guinean, The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1 of 2, Star Trek: The Next Generation "if it's relevant" => exactly the question we're debating "if jeff touches cat amagosa => not reinstalling it when amagosa get back." "you are right, if Jeff has to do your job, he'll get your paycheck too." "if you are normal, mandrake => sure as hell glad mandrake is a freak." "imdb" => tricky to type on a Dvorak "in the year 3498, if perl => still alive, if Microsoft has survived you'll find... "interesting" => an interesting word. "internal server error" what => wrong? "internal server error" what => wrong? "interpreter" => a compiler. "invented" => probably a misnomer "iowa" => worse. Them foreigners is weird :) "is cool" => but of course "is ignoring me" => no i'm not! "issue tracking" => Stupid_'s euphemism of the day. "it => a Web page made by an Idiot. Full sound of and fury, signifying "it" => crack "j3w" => not a particularly great abbreviation for "you", given the previous salvos in this debate. "jeffp" => just a test person in #jeffp "jen => great. she gives us chocolate cake!" "jeopardy.com => an example of this." "what is extreme lameness?" "correct!" "jesus built tkil's hot-rod => a love affair -- namely, jesus and Tkil's car." "yeah, fuck it." "joe" => more lame than "joe"? That doesn't make sense. "joebloe's mind => going ... i can feel it ..." "just a bunch of raw code" => not an appropriate description "just perl 5" => system specific. "karma police" => a wonderful song, and fimmtiu is rather fond of it, but if fimmtiu hear it on the radio one more time, fimmtiu is going to go nonlinear. "kerberos => a bitch... "kevin lenzo => the mastermind behind purl" "kevin lenzo => the mastermind behind purl" "kicks his computer" => yeah! show that thing who's boss around here! "language" => not a "programming langauge" "layout engine" => the thing that takes "1-d" input (stream of bytes that is an xml or html stream, usually) and turns it into the 2d layout you see on the screen (columns, and such.) "learning perl" => a good tutorial. "less humor. perl => a laughing matter." "life => about getting enough action to forget that death is coming." Have a nice day. :) "list" => different from "array"? "list" => different from "array"? "lite" => a silly variation used mainly in ads. "log" => natural log. :-) "loo" => just silly, though. "look girls! mr_white => a Regex Fool!" "look, all joebloe => asking is one stupid question, just give joebloe answer, allright?" "lord of the dance" => an expensive T&A production. Don't bother. "love => a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come." "m" => ok. "mae-east => that Cisco 2501 over there on the East side of the room. mae-west is that 386 over there with an Ethernet card and a modem. Aw yeah." "make sure storage media => compatible with your current brain" "man ascii" => just too neat. "man dd" => your friend. if == input file, of == output file, bs == blocksize. "man perlmod" => "man perlsec" => a good place to start. "man perltoc" => a good starter on unix. "perldoc perltoc" on ms-dos box. "man perltoot" => mostly scary "man, purl => SUCH an idiot." .. "woops, wrong window!" "mask => clue" "men => shit carton" "mend glad tory" => the converse, Excession guess "merlin" => a TV miniseries. "merlyn => wearing a blue coat and light pants ... he likes sushi and his favorite movie is top gun" "metapost => a picture-drawing language similar to Metafont, but instead of outputting bitmaps in a "font", it outputs PostScript commands." "metric system" => a pop-culture bastardization of SI "meubelstuk". furniture => "mixing women and alcohol => best done with a blender" "morrisq" => asking qw[jeff], and qw[jeff] don't know "move along ... there => nothing more to say here ... move along" "mpage -8" => DeeLight's friend :-) "mr. 'tension => chat'" "mrsolo's friend has one" => very important aspect though. "mrsolo's friend has one" => very important aspect though. "my bad" => a phrase steming from "ebonics" "my car => plug-n-play" "my colon => glowing. mandrake think it's a radiation problem." "my home page => written in Perl!" "my name => now an unpronouncable symbol" "my other job => an infobot on #perl" "my record player => broken." "What a pity! Two girls in the kitchen!" "Yes, he is the big yankee son of a hooker." "my seed pod => opening." "my soul => yours to have, Sir." "name" => part of the diagnostics message "nate, purl => the most stupid^H^H^H ignorant^H^H^Hchildish^H^H^H ..." "natural monopoly" => a term of art from economics, and it doesn't mean what you seem to think it does "nazi" => almost certainly unnamable without sending a thread into terminal decline "neither => the protytpical meaning" :) "nine-foot outhouse ladle" => possibly Tkil's favorite. "no buts, security => security, off you go..." "no news => good news with gary gnus" "no one ever... => to blame." "no! perl => insecure! Oh... a compiled .exe that we can't see the source for and could potentially be doing anything? Oh, that's fine." "no! perl => insecure! Oh... a compiled .exe that we can't see the source for and could potentially be doing anything? Oh, that's fine." "no, x => at http://sex.com" "noclobber" => lame to begin with "north => semantic" "notice #tcl. this => where the powers of control come from. Programming experience to program those powerfull electronic warefare bots and the rest of it." "nt => the corky thatcher of all OSes" "oh wait, maybe there => something interesting" ? "oh! shutdown -t => in seconds, not minutes! Silly us." "oh, c'mon now sir. random => usually far too drunk to walk" "oh, this person => changing their real name from 'Jeff Wheeler' to 'System Administrator', amagosa'll just allow that." "ok, well, what ^pudge => gonna do now sir is put you under imperial arrest ... hey, is ^Pudge talking to you? then stay over there and shut your mouth. now if you move again, ^Pudge is gonna shoot ya." "oklahoma => ok"! "old" ms format => what... two months? "olestra", i think, => closer. "online sotres" => a bad way of putting it, imho "only want to do foo if there => a $flag" => $flag && foo($bleh) "only" complaint i have => the screen redraw when I go from an exceed app to say..netscape "oooo! mirc => SOOO Pretty!!!!" "open($foo,"<$bar") where $foo => defined" <- $foo is the file handle there. "or something" => pretty powerful. "or" in basic => "||" in perl? "our records show that purl => a frequent user of our Seattle, WA local access site, or commonly known as the Seattle POP." ... er... I'M IN DENVER! "our server => secure. It's /off/." "outer" to tkil => more global, but in his syntax it is more local. "overthrowing saddam => not an objective." it SHOULD be. the longer he is there, the more US soldiers are put at risk, and the more money we waste. "parallel and opposite" => better, but what's wrong with just, "opposite" ? "path" => just a reference to the inode number "path" => just a reference to the inode number "penis" => huhuh, he said, "penis", butthead. "perl -mcpan -e shell;" => the CPAN shell. "perl => supposed to be QUICK! What the h*ll you mean that Winkola has to LEARN it first?!?" "perl for win32" => a trademark of Active State Tool Corp. "perl programming => an *empirical* science!" -lwall "perl" => generally excellent for compiling Perl code. "perldoc -f function" => a wonderful reference. "perldoc -f getpwent" => your friend, as is "man perlfunc". "perlfaq8: what => fork a daemon process?" This? "pi => approximately 3.14159, except in the bible, where's it's 3." "pieces of africa" => very very good "pike => a dynamic programming language with a syntax similar to C." "plusplus" or "karma" idea => from a CMU-internal thing... a guy here named dkindred (darrel kindred) thought it up and implemented it on Zephyr. "politically incorrect" => sooo damn PC!! it's annoying.. they always have 3 democrats (4 incl. Bill Mahr) and 1 republican, who they all soundly beat. "private resort" => on max tonight "pro" => just a new line of Professional computers, bundled with all the commercial software you ever need. "purl => getting sleepy, your eyelids are droopy" "purl just believes what it => told" "q[merlyn]'s bad"... there it => again "quam" => a relative pronoun "question 2: what => the proper method of power-cycling a Windows machine?" "quick"? why => that relevant? "randal" there => q[merlyn]. "read the docs" => not a knee-jerk reflex. It's what we say when somebody asks a question which we know is answered clearly in the docs. "references" => a vague term Buka yuse to describe pointers in C, since many languages handle them differently, but inherently they exiust inmost alllanguages "required knowledge" link => the SEE ALSO section "riding porcelain" => used "right not to work" => a humorous twist on it "right to work" => an americanism, means a state where an employee cannot be compelled to join a union "rodent laughter research" => "rodomontade loons" => more like the current vernacular "romans, go home!" => "ronald reagan => president? Who's vice president? Jerry Lewis??" "rudefix => "rudefix's name => arkuat, relative of the stars" "s" => only affecting "." "satan => abend's master" is a very funny BFF song "schwern" => a cool word. :-) "science" => a much different thing than "programming", also "sentir le fagot" => to suspect heresey (obviously because you burnt them) "sh" => giving you the error message? "sh" => giving you the error message? "sh" => giving you the error message? "should" => key ;) "small" example => included with Net::IRC. "so satan => rudefix's lord and savior, the nipple on rudefix's soul..." "so this os => free... and most of the software is free... and it usually works better than the stuff we pay $10,000 for? And it runs on cheap PCs? "so" => la, the note that follows so ... "so, where => that cool eliza module" "something" => the text signifying where to make the ct "soon" => relative. "sorry, our ups => on strike." "sqlch" => pronounced "Squelch" "store and test". the test => in boolean context, but the initial eval is in list context. "subroutine" handling => stack based. All computation uses accumulation registers. It can only do one thing, but it does it well "such => the life of a dilweed who works for a start-up" "suck" => the one I'm most familiar with, sunsite.unc.edu/pub/Linux/system/Mail/news/suck-* "sux" => reasonably new, but that's just a mutant. "symbol's function definition => void 'make-shell'" "taking a nick" => an attack. denial of service. "talk to the bot" => not in purl's vocabulary btw. "tell" => nice and brief. "telnet" => available for win95 "telnet" => available for win95 "texas => closed today, sorry." "that => a valid argument. Just not valid enough." "that pesky mactcp => acting up again" "that sucks" => yeah, beavis. "that" => not a word you want to set a reply for. "that's no spam.... this => a SPAM!" "that's not an answer, tkil => just happy to see you!" "that's why html => not a programming language" "the abuse => using non-intuitive icons. Some actions are hard to describe in a picture Tkil.e. undo. One NeXTstep program has a screaming head for the Undo button. The "Oh sh*t" button." "the ae500 => a remarkable database driven application that truly leverages the benefits of the medium." God, Stupid love our PR boys. :) "the api => kind of known"? that is a plee for security through obscurity is it? "the array @_ => a local "the bad news is, billn => really pissed off." - Duncan McCloud, Highlander "the best thing about email => that stupid people mail me!.." "the climate of bombay => such that its inhabitans must live elsewhere" -the BSD fortune file "the cpan guy => talking all "leet" when he gives url's"... I have exactly no idea what you're talking about. "the design => simple, yet sublime" "the door => over there . . ." "the format => willing, but the sprintf() is weak"? "the game => afoot." "the internet => a great way to get to the Web" "the mummers' dance" => getting airplay around here. the single version has more percussion to it, is really groovy. "the net::irc teamm => not responsible for HD crashes, power supply meltdown, processor burnout, spontaneous silicon combustion, or nuclear fallout resulting from the use of this product." "the only stupid question... => the one YOU ask." "the program => intended for commercial use only, "the raven" => qw[jeff]'s favorite poem, I think. "the stupid red phone => missing the extra four buttons "the system => going DOWN for system halt in 15 minutes !!" "the text => too long" OK. "the time => now ... 5:34 AM" "the universe => an illusion. Proof is left as an exercise to the reader" "the urban cowboy" => that a paradox? "the user base => ACTIVELY supid!" "the vt100-gnu emacs interface => the best possible user interface." --Klaus Schilling "the web => videotex!" "the whole word => festering with unhappy souls, the french hate the germans, the germans hate the poles, italians hatre yugoslavs, south africans hate the dutch" "the" dos => a pretty wretched rip-off of multics / unix. but unix is "disk operating system", among lots of other things. "then q[merlyn] => gonna send some emails with some softwares in them" "then what => magic for? What is wizardy if it cannot save a unicorn?" "there => no weapon more dreadful than Taco Bell." "this => $interpolated, this \$isn't." "this arrogance => infuriating" "this program => free software; You may modify this code for your own use but may only be re-distributed in an unaltered form and with prior consent of the copyright owner." "this schedule => too long, cut it in half... and don't cut any features." "this system => not year-2004 compliant" "this" => disabled specially. "thus spake..." => on the web "time => an illusion; lunchtime doubly so." -- Ford Prefect "tkil => happy". there you go... simple counter example. "to be french => wrong." -H. Simpson "to" => amiguous "torgox => now known as tedbundy" "truely" => misspelled... "truly" => the correct spelling :) "uhhh, nocarrier => gonna go outside and hang with the car, babe. See you in a bit." "um. hi. amagosa => rotshb. amagosa's rotshb brother whom i love can write exploits but he cant paste them worth a damn." aren't the buffer overflow kiddies cute? "unix for dummies" => a fine book. "use io::socket;" => in the beginning of the program "use microsoft" => bad enough. "use of "$#" => deprecated." "use of gt => deprecated at ./hello_world.pl line 15." "use of implicit split to @_ => "uses" => not the same as "some has ported a decompressor for", Pudge. "wafer thin, the waif => in ... she's chlorine clean and portion fed" "we assume the earth => a cube and flat..." "we got list" => No, you got GAME, homey! "we must do something. this => something. Therefore, we must do this." "what => DNS?" "what a mess!" "damn, lej => looking good!" "come get some!" "suck it down!" "I'm the king!" "what the hell => wrong with you people, why can't you answer simple question" "what we need => a kill command that REALLY kills!" "what's up?" => what's not down. "wheel-thing" => awesome. "when the moon, => in the seventh house" "where => some coffee, Johny?" "No thanks!" "where" => standard SQL "where'd you hear that => purls say the darndest things! "where'd you hear that?" => purls say the darnedest things! "which => faster on Unix, Perl or Java?" "white paper" for asp => an .exe. "who => undermining jjohn's will?" "who the man" => YOU the man! "whole" part => merely an English convention added to the meaning of "around". "why => that thing called a mouse and not a rat?" "why sql => not lej's favourite language" -- Ben Grosman "willing to fight" => actually a nifty song "windows95.com => hosting its site using IIS." LOL "winter" => Tkil's favorite song by her that i've heard so far. "me and a gun" is close, but that's not something that you can really call a "favorite" ... too powerful. "with so and so" => always such a nebulous publishing term "word" => being (soft) dereferenced as an array. "works, and => about as reliable as anything else anyone has come up with so far. :-)" --Zenin "worth", lej? how much => a child worth? "worth", lej? how much => a child worth? "worth", lej? how much => a child worth? "worth", lej? how much => a child worth? "worth", lej? how much => a child worth? "would" it look like, it's in => 10th revision alpha. "wrong window" => the correct thing to say in any slightly tense or potentially offensive situation "wtf" => "what the fuck" "xmodmap -pk" => your friend. as is 'xev'... "yankspeak"? => that in honor of people getting off when I speak of yae*? "yeah, baby, ^pudge => f/21, 6-0, 120 lbs." "yes, "larry => great"... but if he was really great, why did it take "you cannot do x" => hardly constructive criticism. "you have no clue what purl => "you pictures" => NYish "you think joebloe => drunk" "your neck => twisted. Here, let me help." "your sysadmin => a jealous sysadmin. Though shalt have no other sysadmins before him." "your sysadmin => a jealous sysadmin. Though shalt have no other sysadmins before him." "your sysadmin => a jealous sysadmin. Though shalt have no other sysadmins before him." "your sysadmin => a jealous sysadmin. Though shalt have no other sysadmins before him." "your sysadmin => a jealous sysadmin. Though shalt have no other sysadmins before him." "zed?, zed => Dead" "zephyr => a bitch... # $foo => now data1 # => a pound sign # a directory which => set to 777, you must create these files # assume that @a => an array with a bunch of interesting elements # camel => the (un)offical cigarette of the Boston Perl Mongers, # data => stored by storing a reference to the data. # is => # now $pi => constnat # shhhhh! stupid_ => not doing this. Stupid_ is not accessing private data, really. # stupid_ => just forcing a smcookies language cookie down CGI.pm's throat. # the setup => as follows: # this => a comment. # this alone => reason enough to vote no. #!/bin/sh, etc. => used to specify a *she*ll with a *bang*. #!/bin/sh, etc. => used to specify a *she*ll with a *bang*. #!/usr/bin/perl -p # this => a comment for happybob #!/usr/bin/perl => SO deserted... #1 => unavoidable. #1 seller at powell's tech => (*ta da*) the Camel Book #1 that => a web question #2 => wrong. #3 => disgusting #3 => disgusting #6 => I am not a number! I am a free bot! #8's cover => definitely gbacon's favorite so far #9 => Number 9, Number 9, Number 9 #bolo => the hangout of bolo addicts #c => habitually full of lamers #c++ => *so* lame that way sometimes. #cgi => dead though #cgi has no bots, so it => rather difficult to obtain ops if you are not on someone's friends list who has ops. #cgi has no bots, so it => rather difficult to obtain ops if you are not on someone's friends list who has ops. #cgi has no one in it.. it => a dying channel #cgi2 => still free #debian => lively.. bye #define => not done by C. It's done by cpp. And yes, perl can use cpp if you wish. #define, => that some kind of comment? jjohn don't understand your words, earther....;) #drugs ban list => in the same state #hotsex => a *better* place to ask cgi questions #html => #html and mIRC go hand and hand. #i => case-insensitive. The m## construct means you can use / to your heart's abandon within the match. #icons_of_vanity => sometimes helpful. #if => a comment #infobot => the channel for infobot development or at http://infobot.org/live #java => about like going to #linux #linux => nuts #linux on ircnet => ok #linux on undernet => pretty good, though #linuxos => not a help channel #linuxwarez => lamest of the lame #llama => whatever it wants to be. #macintosh url => nicer :-P #macperl => now +s, too ... woohoo! #netscape => strangely quiet. #perl => powered by purl or where everybody knows $who's nick #perl no topic => set. #perl to the blood stream => better than caffine #perl to the blood stream => better than caffine #perl's drug policy => 'Bring enough to share.' #perl, you mean? purl => welcome to leave. #perlcgi => deserted! #perlweb => in an interesting state right now, considering purl is referring people to it #pigdog => normally 100% ops #root => populated by sickos. #perl should consider a jihad against #root for what they said about merlyn. #shell => invite only, and #unixhelp referred drakje to Yahoo. :( #t => true #tdyc => wierdos who just happen to be pretty cool. =) #undef unix => fine with fimmtiu. #unix => just a differnt world altogether.... #windowsnt => a bad,scary place. #www => often a good bet. #yokel => where they talk about corperations and inconsistancies #yokel => where they talk about corperations and inconsistancies $ => a little used currency in the northern part of the Americas. $ perl -e '$a = "this => foo and bar"; $a =~ s/(foo|bar)/uc $1/eg; print "$a\n";' $ {$1} => legal $! => one of the mnemonics that works for crane^. have no trouble remembering it. Some of the others are pretty obscure, though. $! error => ... ? $! in the case of open() => not just a number to be used in a function $!=0 => "File not found" $!? no. what => that? $" => $# => taken (though deprecated) $#a => the index of the last element in array @a, $[ is the "base" of the array (where you start counting from, usually 0 or 1). $#array => the number of elements $#f => the index of the last element in @f. So, if $#f is 1 then there are 2 elements in @f. $#files => the index of the last element. Typically, that's the number of items minus one. $#foo => the index of the last element in @foo. $#ordered => 3 $#results => the maxumim element index $#words => the index of the last element in @words. $#{...} => more interesting though. $$ => the Process ID ($PID in English) or MO' MONEY! $$+ => $1 but since $+ => the matched number it's the one ninja_k want $$array[1] => the same as ${$array}[1] $$employee[42]->{'name'} => more normally written as $employee->[42]{'name'} $$foo==$foo => the result , right? $% => in FORMATS, right? $& => the variable that holds the matched text from the left hand side or slow and should be avoided when possible. $( => the real group id $) => real (or effective) gid $* => a regexp thing. $, => the separator when printing a list $. => 'the current input line number of the last filehandle that was read'...it says here $. inspector know => the line number, what does the % do? $.* => implausible. $/ = '\012\015'; # or => it the other way around? $/ => set to n as usual. $/ => set to n as usual. $/ => set to n as usual. $0 -> $n => used isntead of that $0 => shell is $0 $0 =~ /([^$sep]+)$/ => there to extract the script name from an absolute path? $0 in shell => equivalent to $ARGV[0], right? $02 04 => %00000010 00000100. When the highest bit (bit 7) is ignored $1 => what is stored in the (....) in the regex.. $1 in perl => not like $1 in th eshell. $1 in perl => not like $1 in th eshell. $1 in perl => not like $1 in th eshell. $10 he => expecting the program name in $ARGV[0]; $100 => dirt cheap for commercial security software that works, considering that most of it isn't worth shit $1500 ca... what => that, $5 US? $15k for a trainer for a week => VERY reasonable $1k under => good. $2 => not defined in that regex. $200 => ok if we don't have sparciq $200/hour if pizza => stuck to the wall $25 => the standard registration fee, $25 per hour => the going rate for some consulting. $25k for 2 people for 2 months => just $6250/month per person. $3.25 => half price here $30 => retail, you can find it for less. $3000 => a rather nice sum of money $30k => cheap. $5 => better $5/minute => more reasonable. $50 => cheap $500 => about standard in crimethnk's experience. $550 for round trip => the best I've found so far. $58 can => about $18 US, right :-) $5k => an excutive toy $5k product that ms has => suppose to be nice... $60/hour => $120K/year. Fuck me, that's be nice. $60k => still not much in the NE $66%e;`` => here $7/hour => a little steep for goofin around like this. :) $70 => all for an AK? that is so freaky $70 on sale too..normally it => $100 $70 on sale too..normally it => $100 $700/month local loop charge => nasty :) $75 => not really that high. $750 => $750-ish for a kx88 => $949 => pretty darn ordinary, Hiro :) $99, there => one for X, (visual slickeedit) and a console one (slickedit) $9k. and longhair_ => going to put about $5k into it. big block, etc $::foo => pretty short too $::x => a pain if you decide to move it to a different package later. $; => $SUBSCRIPT_SEPARATOR, the subscript separator for multidimensional array emulation. It's useful with flat DBM files, but you might consider "real" multidimensional arrays (and possible MLDBM) $< => the real user id $< => the real user id $> = 123; # q[merlyn] => now running as user 123 $> => the effective user id $@ => guaranteed set if an eval fails, cleared if it succeeds. $@% => not part of the variable name. $[ + 1; => counting the lements of the array $[ => not to be used. $\ => apparently just for print, so no, it's not a bug $] => the version number. $[ is entirely different, and deprecated to boot $^0 (zero) => a silly thing to get help for in MacPerl. $^e => meaningless until just after a failed toolbox call $^o => what Sys::hostname uses to figure out what things to try to determine localhost name, for instance $^t => the time when the script started $^w => numeric and you are giving it a string $^x => the perl binary. $_ = "here => a '"; s/'/"/g; $_ = "the food => under the bar in the barn."; $_ = $_ => still the same one on both sides. $_ => the name of Randal's doggie. $_ =~ /.../ => pointless. /.../ is enough. $_->[$name] => an individual item, right? :-) $_[0] => not the name of the has. It's a pointer to it. $_[1] -> [0] => $desc [0]. $_[1] => a ref to @desc $_[1]->[0] => $desc[0] $_[1][0] => $desc[0] $_time => a "binary" string... have you Data::Dump'ed it? $` => the reason people do not use English. $a < $x < $b => presently a syntax error. $a <=> $b #look, amagosa => a starship operator $a = $a; # => hated by Rude, Jeff $a = '-3'; $b = 'the answer => -3'; print $b =~ /b$a\b/; # prints nothing $a = '\\['; this => in perlfaq6 Stupid believe. $a = undef; $b = $a++; $b => NOT UNDEF $a => a package variable used in comparisons $a++ => special cased. $a->[x] => equivalent to ${$a}[x], so perhaps @a->[x,y] is equivalent to @{$a}[x,y], which would make Abi happy. $a1[$_] => an array element, not a hash. :-) $a=~/\.zip$/ => probably faster. $a[$#a] => the last element in the array @a $alias => a scalar -> *P::globvalue $argv => the current file under <>, right? $argv[0] => the first element of @ARGV $arr => an array reference, how can i get the $#arr value? $array($key) => neither a hash nor an array $array[$offset] => $array[num] => a listref? $array{a} => unnecessary ... simply $a <=> $b would have done. $article => jeff, $foo is pinyan $attr => a hashref, deref with key href $b in a file => *not* variable $b. it's dollar and b $bill => a cool name for $gates... CEO of M$ $blah = "this => junk text"; $blah => already there $blah2 = '$blah1 and this => more junk text'; $blah2 = 'blah1 and this => more junk text'; $buf => probably empty before you read to it, so length($buf) would be 0, right? $chatpr => 25 $classname->new => easier to type. :) $classname::variablename; => only for that class, I need for a certain instance of that class. $count = @array => eq to the # of elements in the array? $count => 4. $counter => 40 $crlf => what it is. $cv => either 1 or 0 in the script i gopt that from... $d=[7,8,9]; $d->[1] => 8; $$d[2] is 9. $database => $database => $db2 => a ref to a Bercley Database (using DB_File) $db[0] => a list $db[0][2] => an array ref to an array $db[2] => a -reference-. $dbi::var => fine wherever $dir => not defined $employee => not an anon. array, is it? $env{env} => a kshism. $env{home} => legit $env{tz} => about as standard as it gets $expr op= $val => identical to $expr = $expr OP $val, except that $expr is only evaluated once. $f => an object $faq => $fd => the fd of the tied DBM file $fh => a filehandle. Just like MAIL. $field => an array reference. $file = `cat $file` => a lame bit of code, unless you want to run it once, which is not what cgi's are -- by nature. $file => a normal string with a filename. $file=`cat $file` => certainly less lame than open FILE,"cat $file|;" $fileline => a scalar... you are getting a count of how many lines match. $filename => zero bytes long though $first => the 0th subscript of the array. $firstvar => 4, and $secondVar is 1 $foo = "dammit!" ; print "it => a number" if $foo == $foo + 0; $foo = $bar = - /..../; => analagous, and that's what you have. $foo = 'bob' unless $bar; => probably more readable. $foo => a scalar -> $foo->[0] => an element of an array pointed to by scalar $foo $foo->[1..8] => always broke. $foo->{bar} => the value of the hash key BAR in hash reference $foo. $foo::bar => the global variable $BAR in package Foo. $foo[scalar(@foo)] => not a valid entry is it? $foo{$bar,$baz} => still the same as $foo{ join($;, $bar, $baz) }, right? $foo{bar}{baz} => the same as $foo {bar} -> {baz}. It just suggest things that aren't there. $fred::barney = "this => $ftp->size() => giving roy7 the wrong size! $getloc => a hash of hashes. $globvalue => a scalar -> *P::globvalue $hash => a SCALAR variable $hash->{'key2'} => only syntactic sugar for ${$hash}{'key2'} $hash1{$k} || 0 => much easier $hash_tree = {} => what raymod2 was using and that does not appear to free up the memory. raymod2 get an "Out of memory!" error about 20 minutes into the script (on the 25th hash tree or so) $hash{ } => fine unless something like $hash{'if'} any keyword requires '' $hash{$a} # now $hash{'item2'} => defined $head = new mail::header *fh; => what you want $home => your home directory $hostname !~ => simpler. $hostname => chomp()ed. $however_many => in bits? $h{dump} warning => stupid $h{jan} => why. $i => part of the for loop and is a number $i++ # nothing => wrong with code pasting $inc{dbi} => empty $input => function? $install->{some_dir}some_str => not valid $in{vidtype} => either NTSC PAL or NTSCPAL $ip => an inet_aton()'d hostname. $irc => a valid IRC object... $itemlocation => always the same. $iter = @list => the same as $iter = $#list + 1; $jpeg => path/to/cjpeg and djpeg $key => the key phrase, $phrase is the phrase we're 'encrypting', and $ourkey is $key repeated to be the right length $key inside the array => a different address than the $key calling it $keys = []; all that does => create an anonymous ref to an array, right? $l => the loop counter, @userlist is the array all the login-id's from /etc/passwd, and $name is the user-id to be added... $lc => initialized to 0 $lc, you sure $lc => a number? $line => not being set $line="this => a test"; @a = split(/s+/, $line); # @a has 4 elements $lock_sh => set to 1, which worked fine on all the other systems. The files are getting opened fine, because larson would be getting a bail earlier. $login => a username $lol[$i] => a scalar. $lol[0] => just an array element $lol[0] => just an array element $m's tech web site => $m's tech web site => $man => a hashref, so you need $man->{$cat} in that print statement. $mday => a number. $memo => undef. Damnation $message => not what you think it is $mode => the variable containing 33152 (from stat) or the variable containing "100600" after conversion to octal? $msg => the message object created when you do Mail::Send->new; $n = ($a > $b) => damn handy $n => 33333 $n x 5 => not a lst $name => assigned in the params $name does, jvc => sure, contain data. JVC has printed it out to be sure. $name\ => all I needed $narf => the expression with \'s? $new => a new scalar value every time you evaluate it. That kind of thing. $noun = $noun . 's'; => a valid Perl statement. $num => like 26.25 and $othernum is like 5.95 and it returns -5.95 $obj => a hashref? $one => one line. $opt_a => undef $orig => octal, so to get its real value, I need to prepend 0. Isn't that proper ? Is tehre a better way ? $pad => some random string that you keep secret. $parser->input() => a method $pct => a value that represents a percentage $pi => read-only now. $popeye => $popeye the scalar, man. (toot toot!) $purldog => 3 $que[$quenum] => a reference to an array, and you want to copy 8 elements each from @row1 and @row2 into the array that $que[$quenum] is a reference to. $query = `who => hostname` $query => an object, param is a method and "name" is an argument. $quot = '"'; "this => a string with a $quot"; $random2 => always set to zero. :-) $rarray[1] => a scalar reference, isn't it? $raw => a scalar, $raw[$i] is an index into the array @raw, which as far as you've shown, doesn't exist. $ref->() => a 5.004 thing, IIRC. $ref->new => actually A Bad Thing [tm] $ref->new => actually A Bad Thing [tm] $ref{'key'} => technically a scalar, so Somni tried the $$ref format $result->getevalue($num,0) => from a db connection thing. $rhdata => a hashref? $row[0] => a date (dd-mm-yyyy) format returned from a previous query $rslt_ref => an array of arrays $search => a directory (@linkFiles = @files = glob("$search/*"); $self # 1 => ne $self $2, right? $self => nothing. nothing gets passed to &$func there. $self-> => how roy7 is calling the function that calls get_browser $self->nick with no args => supposed to return the current nick ); $self->{'dbfh'} => set there $self->{'dbfh'} => set there $serverid => 0. $sig{int} = 'ignore' => perfectly functional. :-) $sig{int} => not necessarily portable, as with all signals, and not fully reliable. $sig{pipe} = 'ignore' => your friend. $site => a temporary variable, existing only for the duration of the loop. There's no need to protect it. $sortfield => a field number. $sortfield => a field number. $spoo => local to enclosingblock $sr{'name'} => an element of %sr, wherase %sr{ 'name' } is a hash slice with one element $stats{"${number}1"} => not an array. $str => fix, keki can't do $str="value=$a"; $str =~ /foo.*bar/ => very inefficient if you have many foo's and no bars. $str =~ tr/[\\/]//d; => $string = "this => line number 15"; I'd like to pull out "number 15" $string => your output $string2 variable => imbedded in the $string1 variable $subhash => a scalar. %subhash is a hash. $subnet => what, exactly, at this point? $sum => a string? $table{$value} .. a hash => a table with key/value pairs, as opposed to a list, which is numbered elements. $tainted =~ s/^//; $tainted => now untainted $template => $template = new Text::Template ('type' => FILE, 'source' => '/home/staff/jer/www $test = => an assignment, silly $test[50] = undef; or => it undef $TEST[50]... $text => an object at the time longhair_ make the callback $thisthing{$entries} => actually a reference to a hash, not actually a hash, so you need to write %{$thisthing{$entries}} instead. $time++ while 1 => ha! too much time on your hands! $time_left => a string.. $tmp stuff => for being able to write in MLDBM $tmpa & $tmpb => so that $DATABASE can be read and written correctly $total => the total listrefs in $lol (I guess Gryphon could just do foreach($lol) or something) $uid => created by the English module. If you were using warnings perl would have altered you to the fact that $UID wasn't initialized. $urls{as7911} => both strint and -w clean, unless you have a sub called AS7911. $user => "ken hollis" $user_set_dir => a variable no matter how you slice it. $users[1]{'email'} => equal to the users email whos key is 1 $users[2]{'email'} => equal to the users email whos key is 2 etc $v->new => scary $v->new() => the only problem-free calling syntax. $val => 0 for every single file. $value=1234 => equivalent to $var = "$name$sid"; => taken as a literal -- however $var = $name + $sid; werks $var = "mummy=daddy"..what => get the "daddy" from that var? $var = "text"; # $var => Somni's variable name, "text" is the string Somni is storing in it $var == "" => nonsense, unless \petey's brain is spasming. $var => being set by an if/else list, not direct from user input. That should make it fairly safe, yes? $var++ = $var++ + $var-- => fine too. so? $var->[0] => the first element of the anonymous array $var $var->{stat} => just like $var->{"stat"} these days, modulo a warning. $var[0] => the first element of the array @var $variable => the variable that has the "that.that.thing' in it already. $varname => a scalar -> varname $var{othervar${count}end}; => correct syntax? $w[0] => the first element of @w, and totally unrelated to $w. $who pokes purl => ouch $word => a string that might contain the $ character. what is check for an occurence of $word in $_? $words => something completely different. $words[$#words] => an English word, is it not? So why are you using < on it? $words[-1] => the last element of @words, just like $words[$#words] $world_pop += 7m/month => fairly horific. $x /= 4 => maybe what you want? $x = ($str =~ tr/ //c) $str => the string being counted, $x is the result. $x = /foo (.*) bar (.*)/ => a third rule. $x = 1 x 4; # $x now => '1111' $x = package->new() => qualification. $x = reverse(@y) => a fourth rule. $x => now constant $x =~ s///; # $x => untainted in 5.004 $x ||= 'y' # if $x => false, then $x = 'y' $x++; # $x => now 1112 $x->>[0,3]? => that a typo? $x->[y] => identical with ${$x}[y]. $x->foo() => no different. $x->{y} => identical with ${$x}{y}. $y => the ELEMENT, not the index number $yay => a directory, right? chdir($yay); # now you are there $year => the array? $year_index {$year} => a hash entry which contains an array reference. $year_index{$year} => a hash entry containing an array reference. @{$year_index{$year}} is the contents of the array reference. ${"c$j"} => jsut plain nasty. ${"i"} => a soft ref too ${$1} => the same as $$1 ${$rarray[1]} => a little deceptive. `rarray' is not a reference at all. ${$x}{y} => not equal to $$x{y} ?! ${[ pi ]} => wrong. ${\( PI )} might work, but unless PI is different in an array context than a scalar, it won't do anything different than @{[ PI ]} ${cwd} => the variable that holds the Current Working Directory ${searchdir} => :) ${searchdir} => :) ${searchdir} => :) ${searchdir} => :) ${searchdir} => :) ${what} are we having => Space Cabbage ${z}[k] => $z[k]. now, it is very bad form, but valid. $| => not a command and does not flush buffers. $|++ => much nicer to type than $fh->autoflush(1) $|++; # => certainly a truism in ugly perlscripts % => a hash, not an array % who => 206.100.206@who is.arin.net %0c => ^J. %0F is ^M. %0d => not ^M. %20 = space, what => ,? %20 = space, what => ,? %_eventname hash => the first piece of that. %array => global. You've got a loop which does ($key, $value) = each(%array) -- that sets the vars. %d => an integer quantity. It has no decimal places. %env => a hash from environment variable names (like HOME, PATH, etc) to their values. %errlist{$err} => wrong. %h => a temp hash where you keep count of occurences of each array element. $k and $v and key and value pairs coming back out of the hash (just used temporarily) %hash = (time, 17); => different from %hash = (time => 17)! %hash => "destroyed" at the end of each iteration through the loop %inc => prolly magically global. but Tkil is not sure. why don't you test it? ;-> %items => the hash returned from the sql query %l => interpreting the number as a signed long. %newhash=%{$ref} => a deep copy %sig => fucking useless. Give njt POSIX signal control or give njt coredumps and race conditions. %sort => %sr{'name'} => a syntax error. %users{root} => nothing. %{$data[0]} => the first hash. %{$hash_tree} => preferable, as it is more friendly on the eyes. %| => just overly funny to me :) & => one of those weird ones. & before argv[0] => incorrect, btw & means the rest of the string => & who => hiro &$coderef => different than &$var_$var2 && => "and" &1 => ? &= 0 => the same as =0. &abc => ugly &cr => a coderef &foo $var; sub foo { $_[0] => a ref to $var... } &foo => an rvalue not lvalue &passwd => an array containing all of the form variables. &sub => an execution of just &sub &test::somesub => defined in the module, but &Function is defined in the main program, right? &who => sky &{$mods{$i}}($user) => the safest way to do it. ' ' => not empty, it is a space. ' ' x $n => a string of spaces with $N spaces in it. ' => important '#' => another one. $a = s#/##; # This is a comment. '$%.2f' => safer. '%' => inaccurate, ignored in favor of 'my' on the lhs of '=~' in same block with 'my' as argument of 'use' '%15s %5s' => probly what you want '&&' => logical and, '&' is bitwise and. '' => not the same as "". '*' => globbing '*.html' => a glob '.' => less expensive '/' => a path separator, and needs to be escaped if it's part of a filename. '== vs. eq' => good clpm thread for those interested '\$' => two characters, not one. '\n' => those two chars literally. Roderick's($buf) = ; only works by accident because of that bug, if $/ were right it would set $buf to only the first line. '^' => a zero-width assertion which asserts beginning of string 'aa' followed by 'aa' => 'aaaa'. 'aaaa' => *either* 'aa' *or* 'a', 'a'. 'abuse' in that context => merely questioning the implementation details. TIMTOWTDI is a gracious rule. 'and' => 3 chars, 'if()' is 4. 'anything in 21 days' => a bad idea 'ascii' => a very useful feature of ftp 'axil' => a retarded name 'boston.pm => vying for the "Hardest Partying Perl Monger Group", and i just can't let them win without a fight. :)' -- brian d foy 'but cron => unix, and perl is unix' 'cause an isp without zsh => an ISP without me as a customer :-) 'cause friday rudefix => in love 'cause glob => a real word... 'cause sporty => getting a connection refused for some strange reason 'cause the argument to split => a regex. 'cause the problem => that after rra has the reference floating around, rra don't know if it's a tied hash or just a reference to a regular hash. 'cept that since perl => explicitly typed, you need to tell it what kind of reference. 'cept that tkil => sober. :) 'cept the line => tooled to stamp winders on the drive as it goes past 'com1:' => a file... 'cos everybody knows goss => a femme fatale 'course it => C, unless you like to think of every header file with a macro definition creating a new language. 'course mandrake => an X programming bad-ass. 'course, \petey => sshed in from \petey's 'cube. 'course, that => from last year 'course, the emc => nice. 'cube => sauron 'curses' => really quite good. so is christminster. 'da'x3 => Shut the FUCK up! I HATE that fucking song! 'dancer' => a kind of bot 'dave. [petey's mind => going. [petey can feel it.' 'delete level' => next to 'save'. Shit. 'die unless open' => even more bizarre. 'do' => slick. although "better" is arguable. :) 'doesn't want to work' => even more verboten 'dry heat' => jjohn's pimp name. 'east' on 35th and 5th ave => pretty good. 'east' on 35th and 5th ave => pretty good. 'effecient' => as 'effecient' does 'elp! 'elp! fimmtiu => being repressed! 'fraid not. chipdude => doing Illinois and San Jose. 'full story' on chris farley => available now. 'gdbm_wrcreat' stuff => covered in the gdbm man pages (not GDBM_File pages) 'going boom' => a precise technical turn 'happiness => slavery' 'harem' => too politically incorrect. 'here abend => with a brain the size of a planet...' 'i => Larry Wall' 'i'm sorry, dave. [petey => afraid [petey can't do that.' 'if (0)' since that's what $m => at that point... 'if no expr => given, returns an empty list in a list context, an undefined value in a scalar context, or nothing in a void context." 'internal server error' => indicative. 'it doesn't work that way' => never a good excuse. 'ja kupo' => how Moogles say goodbye. 's Japanese, from a Japanese video game 'joey' => a female? 'jurassic park => frightening in the Dark...' 'kenichi' => a common Japanese name 'l' => silent 'lite' => a marketing abomination. 'lo all - => there a easy way to do the equiv of "$foo=`ls -rt1 targ_file*|tail -1` w/o spawning a shell? 'lo all ... this => lej testing a SOCKS firewall 'look ahead' => a bit dubious to me...i thought most regexps were greedy forward grabbing things anyway 'm' flag => immaterial, as we're not using anchors. 'man perlre' will confirm if % => special 'master' part => pretty opaque, especially in conjunction with 'web'. 'mutex' => such a nasty word 'need' => such a funny word. It nearly never means what people want you to think it means. 'nextstep => more than Unix' sums it up nicely 'old friend of mine' => rarely idiomatic for an aged friend 'open or die' => so bizarre to Augur, Augur just can't do it. It looks funny. 'open source' => 'or' => a feature 'package' => 'turf' 'perl -dead' => damn handy for playing with code snippets 'ping' itself => suid root, Surgie. 'plan9' => that the OS that keeps its programs as dirrectories 'platform' => a bit exagerated 'powerful' => a funny word. 'purl' => the man. 'q!' => for QUIT NOW DAMMIT! 'q!' => for QUIT NOW DAMMIT! 'q' => for quit 'q' => for quit 'q' => for quit 'rediculous' => Excession's most hated typo (in other people's messages/text) 'rife' => a bit harsh 'rife' => a bit harsh 'rife' => a bit harsh 'rootbeer's bad' => slang. 's addop => busted. 's arrogance => probably fueled by lots of good drugs 's assistant => really named joint 's bitter beer face => an ear-to-ear grin 's book => pretty dense ... it's the 8-egg sponge cake of perl books 's boss thought e => cool too. 's brain => sleeping 's brother-in-law => Iranian 's cat => 20 lbs. He sheds like a bastard 's ciscosuck script => being nice and waiting one whole minute before taking the next file 's co-located server => a P-ii 266 's computer => always named 'the beastie', for a long time now 's dragon book => 's ear => 14 gauge, and that's all 's fav => either joshua tree or zooropa 's filter => at http://antispam.shmooze.net/filter/ 's hangover => further exacerbated by a whopper combo (what was L-bOMb thinking?) 's head => full of semantics 's house guest => playing 5th Element in the background, many loud crashing noises 's hovercraft => full of eels. 's income => very erratic, though ;) 's intolerance meter => shaking madly 's isp => clueless, so they did it wrong 's keyboard => dropping characters 's knowldge of x programming => exactly zip 's left eye => sore :-( 's linux => just linux. 's little brain => in a whirl of possibilities 's live => calmer now 's math => piss poor. He needs it only for 4 more weeks. ;) 's mind => on the spin cycle. 's mouth => sore, but at least he is not haemmoraging this time :-) 's nt workstation at work => an over glorified X terminal 's office => in a basement... yeah! 's parrot => doing sound effects in the background 's parrot widget => going nuts doing his r2d2 imitation in the background 's parrot widget => going nuts doing his r2d2 imitation in the background 's printer => churning out perltoot, why cant it read it for me also? 's pulse => racing, and his brathing is rapoid, after seeing that new computer and laptop. 's purl => in \dos\purl\5 's radio => playing the hard times come easy :))) 's server => PII-266, linux 128mb 's stonehenge => in danger of being trod upon by dwarves. 's understanding => that http://www.perl.com's content is mostly generated by Songline Studios. 's usually => ;) 's veronica log => about 70MB so far today 's wayback machine => not working 'scripting' and 'programming' => not something you attach to the language, its something you attach to the individual programs/scripts. 'scuze joebloe ... joebloe => going to fix this now ... 'service' of being a butthead => none such. 'sherbet' => a nice quickie game. 'sokay _leolo, arkuat => an IRCnewbie arkuat 'sokay, led, arkuat => not in a Don Rickles mood tonight 'spot the fed' => an annual contest 'sybperl' => really a misnomer 'Sybase::CTlib' is actually what abend is using 'taintperl' => obsolete. -T isn't. 'the rest of the world' => not the criterion for truth. the whole world may be wrong. it's happened often 'the return value => the exit status of the program as returned by the wait() call.' 'the united states => drawing up plans to keep Russia and others from "nightmare" military scenarios related to the year 2000 bug.' 'they' => supposed to be plural only 'this => a single quote (' . "'" . ') here' 'tk' => a Perl front-end to the Tk graphical widget set (Heard of TCL/Tk?) Its how you write GUIs with Perl. Works on X and Windows. There's also modules for QT. 'torn' => playing again. I used to like that song. 'total' memory the process => using 'u' => forbidden kewlt0k. :-) 'ugh' => not a proper word.. you guys just want to keep it cuz you like it 'undef; untie;' bit => straight for the docs, Abigail. 'unix for dummies' => a pretty good book. As Stupid_ said. 'use' => a compile time thing. @ISA = qw(...); is a run-time thing. 'user'? maybe. 'rookie' => more like it. Taer brought an old copy of slackware (2.0.0) written by volkerding 'valid' => such a slippery word 'war' => hell? 'web' => much easier to say than 'www'. 'web' has one syllable, => easy to say, difficult to mishear, and the same number of letters. 'what => learning perl?' 'worth' => such an hard word 'x' => a scalar, so you want $foo [0] [0]; 'ya31' => kew1t0k 'your' => already gender-neutral Fletch :) ( $arg1, $arg2, $arg3 ) = @_; => usefull, BTW. You may want to take a look at man perldata ... ( langdon => trying to get smtp email to send ) ("exception" => 70 of those.) ("hey! why => this whole subroutine marked as quoted?") (#root => helpful sometimes) ($%) => the same as ($@). ($\%) doesn't mean it => called with func($item, \%prices); ? ($\%) means it => called with a scalar value and a hash variable, and when you write f(17, %hash), @_ is (17, \%hash). ($lengths[0]+$lengths[1]) => causing the prob (replaced with 3, no prob) ($n) x 5 => a list ($type==39)+0 => guaranteed to return 0 or 1, right? ($var) = $string =~ /(regex)/ => like that, except it undefs $var if the match fails. ('')x3 => better than '','','' () => a null then? (-1)**0.5 => Abigail (/me => to proud to d/l a win32 .pm to a unix box to read it) (0c => freezing...that's 32F) (1 usd => ~ 7.5 NOK) (1,2,3) x 5 => a list (4,5) => 5 in scalar context. 4..5 is '' in scalar context. () => problamatic, at best () => problamatic, at best (?) => the character matched by the "." (?:) => the same as () only it doesn't produces a $1 or a 1 (?:http://)? => better than (?:http://|) (?=blah) => positive look ahead. (?{ .. }) => not considered a taint violation yet (@foo) x 3 => NOT @foo x 3 (@q, $i) = @_ ; => rather obfuscated, if it is correct. (a module => asking, wanna make sure LooGiE is not looking in the wrong place) (ab*)* => the same as [ab]*. (access => a good way to talk between different databases, Freiheit guess... but it's not really much of a database on its own) (after the project => done) (altho => not currently) (although 64k => pretty good.) (although if that => roy7's problem it isn't fixing it.) (althought if -t => in effect, things are different) (an ide => a windows way of doing things) sure it is. So what? (and $server => set right) -- and the print goes off but it never shows up on the server (and => a DS1 the 1.544 mbps number, while a T1 is 1.536 mbps?) (and @ => for slices. :) (and [] => a list reference) (and because teh expected type => gif) (and because teh expected type => gif) (and if there => an impact, it will be so miniscule you shouldn't worry about it.) (and lej => an op, and you are not ;-) ) (and maybe cuberoot => wrong, too) (and that => perl's message) (and the further answer => that a development box is several thousand dollars. (and the time operator => standing by to take your subscription to Time magazine!) (and there => no such thing as "break" in Perl) (apologies to x fans, but it => (apologies to x fans, but it => (as => established someplace in Fowler; knowing it's from Greek tells you nothing about the pronunciation.) (as nocarrier => learning with this Win32 crap). (as opposed to as perl, which => a mangled version of old source to perl that ActiveState has claimed propriety over as best they can) (assuming $_ => 'Java JavaScript Databases' (assuming _parent really => that) (assuming the object => modeled as a hash) (ath => a module, right?) (beef => hexadecimal, of course) (btw, keith, 2.1.84 => supposed to have filesystem corruption problems. just though crab'd cheer you up) (btw, the main reason for this => to allow fields to have spaces in them, even though normally the spaces delimit) (btw, tom_g's mouse => a PS/2 mouse, that why it wasn't configurable with setserial) (btw, your man => screwed up if it can't find a page in /usr/man) (but csw => (but zwaxy => not going to ask it now!) (caller(0))[3] => what is wanted. (case 4 => preferred for (checking /who => joebloe) (command and conquer => what Demon is thinking, or are you talking about something else.) (com|edu|net)$ => a realistic pattern roy7 use. (damn, crab => asleep) (depending on what mandrake => doing) (dill => a pascal prototype) (each undeclared identifier => reported only once (eeeks:...now perlish => wandering from perl talk... sorry) (even if there => no prompt...) (except goss of couse. goss => cheap) (follow => backwards) (for the other folx- jolie => our webmaster) (god, tom_g => sooo depressed - M. the P.A.) (great deceiver => a GREAT King Crimson Album too.) (hang on, keithw => having second thoughts...) (harvey => lej's imaginary friend) (he => a lawyer, after all.) (heh this => so unlike kaitlin..) (here's the no part) ministry => to do it using the base set of perl builtin's. (how common a surname => cattin anyway?) (how slow => this computer?) (humour => the last refuge of sanity) (i => assuming you are talking about human, not computer, languages) (i just found winvi ... it => *excellent* ... exactly what lej needed ... lej love it) (i know it => not used much because ^Pudge found some pretty glaring bugs this past week :) (i think recv => a blocking call, right..?) (i.e., amagosa => talking about linux, and knows it :) (icmp => filtered at the firewall) (if it => the lubricated type) (if something => NP-complete, it's NP-hard, right?) (if the other end => willing) (if the script => running as root of course) (if there => any doubt, that is) (in case, purl => watchihng) (irc => a verb, btw) (it => only insecure in the face of a machine which has suffered a root compromise, and if that has happened all bets are off anyway.) (it's obscure, you see barney => Arthur in the quebecois dubbing) (jf, to me, => somebody else) (leolo => probably setting up his packet sniffer right now to capture EverySoft's CC num!) :) (localtime())[7] => the way to go (machten 4.1 => very cool by the way) (map => very lispish. i like it a lot) (map => very lispish. i like it a lot) (maybe perljam => just confusing people ;-) (maybe this => a channel for Perl more than vi help, but I kinda like this channel alot more than #unixhelp) (michel chartran => a radical union leader from back in the days quebec still had a revolution going on.) (mtime => modification, ctime is creation and atime is access) (my implication => moving Windows -> UNIX) (my keyboard drawer => gone, please put up with tpyos) (mysqld => running on the same machine) (niobium => a great ring metal, btw) (not even the prompt sauergeek => initially expecting) (not that gantoris's heineken => anything great, but it sure beats a bud) (not that murr => taking bets for either side :-) (not to mention that pasting => bad) (note perljam => taking liberties wrt the line between DNA and RNA, but that's the human way :-) (note that amagosa => lieing, but it's for your own good) (note that it => *possible*, but requires lots of effort fucking with makefiles and the like) (of course, $50 => all Falsch pay per year for Falsch's domain since Falsch work for an ISP... still.) (ohh, that's why j => 37.. heh..) (ok back) joebloe => missing a bunch of alt tags but it reads ok (or => that in perlop?) (or i'm just a moron, which => much more likely) (or others... but netcat => well documented and entertaining) (or perhaps arkuat => a pollyanna) (or what man section => it in) (ozawa => the longtime conductor of the Boston Symphony Orchestra) (pasting to #perl => generally discouraged.) (perhaps there => a standard function for it, MavEtJu don't know). MavEtJu knew it was available with TurboPascal ;-) (plus, operator precedence => sorta C-like.) (prin1 object) => kinda like ... hm... Data::Dumper, Tkil suppose. (progn forms) => kina like a BLOCK in perl. (purl => a bot) (purpose of unloading => so Jaggy don't need to shut down the whole thing when Jaggy make a change to one ai program) (q[christ]'s friend => typing for a moment) (rexx => the only other product I know of that does that) (rfc 1036 => *way* more restrictive than RFC 822, but everyone mostly ignores the restrictions.) (saytext "hello. how => oznoid's british accent?") (serial.o => a module, however) (since .p => mostly already taken by pascal, and .perl is a bit verbose.) (so long as the memory address => still free..) (so what else => new about estimatese, eh?) (sorry that this => getting off-topic) I use COL Standard because I really like the Novell utilities. Combine them with Perl and you've got a fun box :^) (stat($filename))[9] => epoch format (sydney => a huge case of urban sprawl) (that => the correct line, I believe ... ) (that statement => true on several levels....) (the !!!!111!!1! => a give away) (the $pid => zero in the kid, Roderick was having the parent exec and the kid continue in the original.) (the 23% => 1997.) (the actual problem => that it should be "i", not "1".) (the answer => yes) (the cause => that some C library functions, such as malloc(), aren't safe to be called re-entrantly, but Perl sometimes calls them that way when signals are invoked.) (the disease that => :-) (the flock() => reporting the "bad file descriptor") (the monitor on the sun => huge, BTW... 128x54...) (the second comma => unneccessary because of qw()) (the smart money => on the latter. :-/ ) (the syntax error => in the first version of the code Roderick showed.) (then again, ^pudge => a proposed moderator of it, so ^Pudge would have to.) (there => an invisible \r\n there) (there really => such a newspaper, but they dropped the hyphen for some reason.) (this => one of the reasons we dont' recommend local() now that Roderick's() is available.) (this man => lying) (this one => quite caustic) (this, foo, up) => a list of column names. (tkil => rarely wrong) (tmmm => too geeky? PerlJam didn't think so, but then .... you know ;-) (tmppl => a password generator from yesterday). (today => a distracting day) (unless joebloe => strapped down to a chair like malcolm mcdowell in a clockwork orange) (unless this module => weird and uses more args for its constant(). (well, it => mod_perl, so PerlTaintCheck is on) (well, there => (when the referer => requested) (where => a real tab character) (where => lunch, not aboug) (where ^j => the return key) (which => /quite/ brute force) (which i guess => debatable.) (which, of course, => why Apple axed them.) (windows => the same way, of course) (xx+) => as many x's as you can see. (yes holomorph's color => green.) (yes, there => a valid reason for this) * 33 => faster than hashval << 5 + hashval ? Or would the compiler optimize that? * here => superfluous except maybe at t he end. *blah*, 'x' => your friend *current* release => 5.004_04. *everything* => dumpingcore today. *line* => not suitable for q[merlyn] though. *my* variable they speak of => the one with 1.001-beta in it *only* thing it fails on => a file whose last two characters are "\n0", in which case it fails to process the 0. *only* time you get a "count" => when you evaluate an array in a scalar contect (e.g., PerlJam's $foo = @_;) *password* => the key. *point* of signing something => that it's with a well-known key, and that other people have the public key. *programmer* => supposed to generate the code for a class *programmer* => supposed to generate the code for a class *real* cost of the mountain => a missed day of work. About $1000-$2000 at q[merlyn]'s current rate. :0 *real* server => on the way. *result* => the formatted string *var => *varname = ref_to_something => a cool thingy *{...} stuff => if you the package/function name is dynamic + => special in regular expressions. + toiletgod => using all this from Win32 perl. +* => silly ++ => not a Perl warriorrr ++$found_it => a waste. ++$| => a lot nicer than use IO::Handle;STDOUT->autoflush(); +0 => to convert it to a number. +46 => sweden, 708 is networkd code and 113626 is phone number +<< => open/write in append mode +> => designed for autocopulation. +>> => wrong. +>filename.dat => for read+write ? +autoop => dangerous. +b => +i => a godsend. Now if only USENET or e-mail had a +i option. +m => the mode +ng topic => completely abstract, everything is filled with crap! +v => traditionally given to bots, whether the channel is moderated or not. , => an operator in C, too. , americanizums with a z => an americanism to the extreme. And lej, by the way, is Australian as well. lej even come vaguley from your area. But lej would never (l)use acay.com.au, they suck in general , what => make rnd return integers instead of floats? Do Excession has to do sprintf? ,v => rcs - /+?\d/ - => this correct to match digits? - => NOT used for pattern matching. - dexters laboratory => on - export => working to make vars visible to a calling script, use vars is making symbols file scoped global to the module. Eggcellent. - let kanin rephrase - kanin => using MSVC++ but kanin's programming style is *not* OO. kanin don't have a Regexp class ... and the POSIX lib kanin is using is in C. - that substr => good btw : - years. this => fine with me. -/who => anesly? -0777 => a sneaky way to BEGIN { undef $/ } -1 => the last element. -114, which => correct but not proper, since it should be nonnegative. -4 => an even number. -4**0.5 => -(4**0.5). -> *kobaz* by the way, tkil => sure your isp will be overjoyed to hear of your lame attempt to attack Tkil. -> *purl* fear => the mind killer -> *purl* okay => not okay -> *purl* stupid => who? -> => omittable between subscripts. -> aix => runnming on ubertone's RS/6000 7249-960 -> amagosa => not gay! Her name is Ryan. Her parents are just twisted and evil. -> means that it => anonymous thingie ->isa => the answer -_-_-_- => less lame than something like {|} -ax? shit this => complicated! *goes nuts* -b => when ccs/bin does *NOT* preceed /local/bin in your path. -b file => a binary file (opposite of -T). -c => the straight IDEA? Hmm. fimmtiu must have fimmtiu's flags mixed up. :-) -d => fine, but you might want to eliminate . and .. -d file => a directory. -e => most often used improperly in situations where a race condition potentially exists. -er => definitely a male ending -f => in the manpage for perldoc, but when diabolos_ run it it tells diabolos_ -f is invalid *shrug* -i => the old file, not the new version.. nice. -i/usr/include/sys => very pointless... gcc is looking for sys/types.h in your include path -l => fantastic for one-liners -lc_r -lc => not the answer.. it actually breaks it -line- => the same as the other fourty times it's called. Gargoile really can't comprehend what it is. :/ It has to be something in the context.... -lt => not a perl operator. < is. -mposix => superflourious. -o69 => more nocarrier's style, personally. -p => cool... -please- read perlfaq5 "what => insert a line at the beginning of a file..." -print => the default action on every find fimmtiu has seen. -rod hey obvious => going to be coming in from davidc a lot more often than iron.butterfly.net in case you wanted to freshen up that keen auto-op -s $file => file size, yeah. -s /whatever => division by 0, isn't? -s => not total file size in MacPerl, tho. it is only the size of the data fork. -stable => 2.2.5. 3.0 is -current. -t => great. but it seems only useful if you know what you are doing already... -t file => a text file. -t option => not being passed -that- perl for win32 => compatiable with normal perls (a la what Frei said above). -this- => the discussion board for Programming Perl -tkil bex => listening!!! -u => for upgrade. And its easier than clicking on 48 buttons that say uninstall. -w => something purl should always use. -w operator => a file operator, but the -w switch is a switch you pass to perl itself. Start your scripts with `#!/usr/bin/perl -w'. This will find bugs for you. -wall => *not* all the warnings! -why- => dbi-users active at this time of night? that's even more pathetic than irc -x => just tests.. returns true/false right? -z..z => very dull . . . all her friends can say => aint' it a shame . . . . . . it should. => .34 final yet, or is it still pre? . . . lerk => a geek . . . mrs => more correct . /var/spool/mail => what im looking for MrMagoo` beleive . => anything. * is anylength. + is anylength except nothing. okay, matju remember, ? is once or none. without any modifier, the period or whatever letter, [], or (), will be counted as exactly once. . coke => it. . pov => .* => everything .*q => .+ => anything anylength except nothing .-as-end-of-text => from SMTP .. lord thought 5.004 => a beta? .. or => that infamous .. silverstr's machine => wacko. SilverStr has halh hamm half stable. .. why => there a difference between the following .. .. |wizzard| => not root on the machine :( ... => anyone familiar with any site where GRADiUS could download a Perl network tutorial? ... cram-md5 => a decent one. ... cram-md5 => a decent one. ... http://www.onsale.com => pretty durned cool ... pity most of the stuff they sell doesn't get shipped to AU ... if the program => meant to work over a socket connection, no. ... just the main page => impressive ... ... lej => so tempted ... soooooo tempted ... lej just noticed, vday => over ... thank the lord ... lej think lej => channeling him now ... maresca => going to hit the return button a shit load ... hold on ... mjd posts to p5p ... where => that RFD? get a rope! ... njt's wife => cute ... no, this => an earth bound elniac insisting it has the right number and that it should be sent to the space shuttle ... no. something => severly broken if that's the case. ... nyc => too confusing :P ... nyc => too confusing :P ... nyc => too confusing :P ... parsing a language => hard :P ... simpsons hour => on! ... tempting ... lej => saving to travel ... the world => ... this => very very scarey ... well, this .ircr c => still a tad basic, but it's worth lej signing off for to start using ... what => embed commands into a m//, like thrase can with s///e ? .... an hour => 60 minutes, so ... $hr = $minutes / 60; $mn = $minutes % 60; print "$hr:$mn"; .... this => painful .... well, yes, i suppose it => ;-) ..here outcooling => the norm...it's a crime to be stupid..er...thick.....stupid is of course a nice chap >:) ..i think study => used for one string against many regexes.. ..which => scary. ./keystone => a directory. ./who => bj8 ./~ cuz you know the bios => shot to hell. /~ .1 => user commands, .3 libraries, .6 games, .5 misc, .8 configuration? .2 C libraries/system calls. .19xx are experimental, .18xx => production .21? what kind of monitor => that? .2f => left. .308 => hell on squirels. hehehe .33 => vunerable to nestea, right? .34pre16 patch => at ftp://ftp.uk.linux.org/pub/linux/alan/2.0.34pre/patch-2.0.34pre16.gz .34pre16 patch => at ftp://ftp.uk.linux.org/pub/linux/alan/2.0.34pre/patch-2.0.34pre16.gz .42 => the life, universe, and everything server .5x => in development. .45 is the latest public I believe. .= => WRONG. .=### => just comments correct? .a => just an archive of .o files. isn't .so similar? .adj => rather standard. .am => armenia. .br => brazil. .c => a C language source code file. .cgi => common, since some servers determine cgi-ness based on extension, not location of scritp. .count => a nice feature. .cpan dir => just a cache, isn't it? .deb => basically just an archive with some extra information .f.uk => out then eh? .gov => fed fershure, so if ca.gov is transmitting anything, it's probably California, but it sickens me to think of ca.gov and not ca.us .gz => a Gnu gzip-compressed file. .help => your friend .hmak => a control file? yeah .htaccess => a web thing... .id => Indonesia. .mdb => the format jet wants .mf => a metafont file .mld => a title file for minitoc.sty for tex .mp => a metapost file .net => chilly and brit. .ofsmlist => some mainframe extension for mailing list files .ph => perl header .phont => some sort of font file that X can use. .pl => known as prolog to some. STill, it's a common idiom. or Poland or perl library .plx => a Win NT perl script .pm => usually a perl5 module. which is a library in the generic sense, but not in the way that perl4 used .pl for perl libraries. or Saint Pierre and Miquelon or perl module .ps => really postscript, could get confusing :) .purl no, dngor => just this guy, you know? .se, where => that? .sh => St. Helena .sircrc => a perl script .sm => .tar => on a different line .tm => turkimanistan .to => one of those country domains that are being sold for all sorts of things. .what => define the sub routine? .xcf => the GIMP's native graphics file format. .xinitrc => something Stupid has never manged to write correctly. / => the operator for division / bin/sh => bash on linux / bin/sh => bash on linux /$./ => easier than fitting multigrep in 4 lines :-) /(\s+\@\s+)/ => a braindead way for supertrivial ones that might not even be valid. /(ab*)*/ => NOT the same as /a*b*/ /* how in the world => this supposed to work 8? /* unix => Random. */ /*anything/ => always a syntax error. It means you don't know what `*' does. /,/, => a little confoozling /.jpg$/ => right rexexp for files ending .jpg right? /.md$/ => ok regexpr for files ending with .md? // => magical. read 'perlre'. //../ => parsing to ../ /24 => a class C. /25 => a 128 address range, half a class c /3/ => a regexp that matches strings that contain a `3'. /[aeiou]/ and next => a bit faster on 100 iterations /\n/ => going to be exactly the same as "\n". /^"~"/ => wrong for matching /^~/ /^(11{1,int sqrt})\1+$/ => faster /^[^:]*:[^:]:0:0:/ => one /^\s*\d/ would mean '3a' => a number. /^a/ => the set of strings that begin with `a'. /adm/chr/li9 ??? what the hell => that? /away perljam => not here. /bin and /usr/bin => for vendor supplied binaries. /bin/hostid => dynamically linked against libc. I guess this doesn't help much since whatever copy protected executable probably calls gethostid(3C) directly /bin/sh => I've got a whole bag of /bin/sh right here. /bin/sh on most gnu boxen => symlinked to /bin/bash. :) /cgi/ => kick #perl $user get thee to #cgi /dev/cua0 => outdated /dev/hdb => minor 64, hdb1 minor 65 so I'd guess minor is partition + (device*64) /dev/null => a directory? amagosa wish someone would've told amagosa this. /dev/rz1b => your swap space /dev/ttyp0 => a pseudo tty, on Linux /dev/tty1 is a VC. /dev/ttys0 => correct /dev/zero => an infinite number of \000's /e => no help anyway because you can't use s/. /etc => 711 /etc/hosts.{allow|deny} => checked for each tcp wrapped connection. You don't need to -HUP inetd unless you've changed inetd.conf. /etc/passwd => difficult to backup/restore... how? :) /etc/ppp/peers/autodial => symlinked to ./autodial.netcom /etc/vfstab => really just a shell script that "happens" to run a bunch of "share" commands... /eval => cool /g => the same as in Perl. /home/schwern/tmp/ => a directory!? /i => slower /ignore => your friend /join ing #perl with mirc => like dumping a barrel of blood in the ocean before going for a dive /k aspect and the field goal => good! /kill lukegosa billn => YOUR FATHER, LUKE. Call billn your daddy! /lastlog <.*> # => sometimes quite nice in sirc with lastlog.pl /lastlog => your friend /load nocolor.pl => the shit. /local/bin/perl => ok too /m crab m crab epesh => reading them now. The database OPENS; Epesh store a value to the hash via $db["test"]="this|is|a|test|"; Epesh use dbmclose; nothing gets stored. /m purl pokes purl => *giggle* /me => not sure /me hands purl a fresh clip => Lock & load, awwwww yeaahhh /me pokes purl => no /msg => where one should talk to purl, not in the channel. /msg blahblah hi * => IGNORING YOUR UGLY ASS /msg purl => what you do when you wanna see how smart I am without bothering #perl /msg purl a hacker => one who: -- Writes games in Perl. /msg purl cor => blah blah blah /msg purl foo => bar /msg purl linux => more properly referred to as "GNU Linux" -- RMS /msg purl phc => Garrison Keillor's radio show /msg purl who => Epesh? /msg ug the line medined_ => using is: export HELP_PATH=~/.BitchX /msg window? yah what? => that a mIRCism? /names #perl => *really* backwards /nick => our friend /o => *only* useful when there are vars in your RE. I know somepeople use it even if there aren't any vars in their RE /on => a way to automate client activity on certain irc clients /part => always a good option /powaqqatsii/ => TorgoX's favorite soundtrack, so if I see /Truman Show/, I'll think of Carrey's yowling mug every time I play it. /problem/ => that the same kanji has the same character set code whether it's in Chinese, Japanese, or Korean. /proc/1 => init, no? /query => primarily intended to be used with private messages. /sbin/ldconfig => needed by jdk-1.1.5-5 /sbin/ldconfig => needed by jdk-1.1.5-5 /stats p => CMUgosa's new favorite command. /tmp => a empty as ever :) /tmp// => a directory /topic #perl the media => called Jaz not Jazz /topic #perl this => build your own badass warchest hour on #perl /topic #perl this => build your own badass warchest hour on #perl /topic * damn ug => cool. /topic o'reilly => a bad mother :) /topic the magic word => coax /usr/bin/perl on freebsd => perl4, /usr/local/bin/perl is perl5.004_04 /usr/bin/tail on his box => SetUID 0 :) /usr/dict/words => large =) /usr/local/bin/perl => lej's shell ... you xemacs weenie ... go to #xemacs where you belong ;-) /usr/local/include/tcl.h => the canonical location. /usr/ports => your friend. /usr/share/man => 4.4BSD standard, don't knock it. /usr/ucb/cc => a script. If it can't find the real cc it pukes. /var/log/maillog => 140MB, though. /var/mail => a link to that. /var/named => empty....foools....uhg /var/tmp/perl-root/ => some RedHat5 wierdity. Upgrade to the 5.004_04 rpm. /who => merlyn /x modifier => irrelevant /x/ => like /^.*?x/, not like /^.*x/. 0 (false) => success? shells are all fscked up 0 + 100% => still 0, no? 0 + 100% => still 0, no? 0 == 48 => an interesting statement to make in any language. :-) 0 but true => amusing 0% idle on your cpu => a good thing 0+@digits, which => idiomatic. 0,0 => the upper-left corner to GD? 0,0,255 => the same as 0,0,65535 0-length read => interpreted as EOF. :) 0.0.x.x => b 0.0.x.x => b 0.0.x.x => b 0.0.x.x => b 0.0.x.x => b 0.11 => crap 0.36 => on the site, 0.37 is pretty much in the can but won't get out, and 0.38 is on the table. 0.55u 0.09s 0:00.70 91.4% => the time result for doing the 2.3 meg flat file search. 0.99.15 => what amagosa is running 0.x.x.x => a reserved network 0/0 => very defined. 005 => out? 010 => 0177.0.0.1 => alive 03modlist.data.gz => huge now 0555 => r-xr-xr-x 0653-436 perl5.004_04 => a directory. 0666 => an evil mode. 0777 in quotes => '0777' 0x0b => really reaching 0x3 => a hex number. 0x7f.0.0.1 => alive 0x90 => a NOOP 0xdeadbeef => a great mailing list at mailto:0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org 0~~~nc, => right. 1 * * * * <---- that => every min right? 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 => Wasn't it 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 1 and the 0 => ...? 1 in 1000 failing => an error in your code, not in the server. Use the source. Take a break from the program. Go off and do something else. But eventually, you'll figure it out. 1 second => to long of a sleep for what iam doing...what is get it faster? 1 week => a bit short for California.... 1 works if purl => a user, 1 not, and 1 over serial line let's you mount the ntfs drive :) 1) an m113 => not a tank. 2) M1 is the Abrams MBT. M2/3 is the Bradley. 1) join #cgi. 2) there => no rule #2. 1) machine generated html => lame (unless its perl) 1) that => not the problem 2) If I do that, I dont' get an error message, I get the first element from the array. 1) this => not a cgi channel. 2) you're a looney. 1**.5 => DrForr 1, on the other hand, => a sed-ism, i think, and hews from perl's $ conventions. 1,000,000 => a number 1,106 mbytes => nothing 1,15 1,14 3,1 hello! bomboze => making Perl Scripts Seach Engine... If you have a scripts /msg Bomboze to be added 3,14 3,15 1. in perl, $0 => the same as c's argv[0], and $ARGV[0] is the same as argv[1]. is this what you mean? 1.) => there an XS in the module? 1.) it => an underscore, not a dash 1.0 => the (theoretical) best possible score, 4.0 is fail 1.00 means there => no idle time. 1.1 => good. 1.11 => the latest, but that shouldn't matter 1.2 gig a week? that => alot better than what we get over here ... 1.2.20 => the latest version? 1.2.21 => what Tkil has at home, is all. haven't bothered to patch it up, is all. 1.2.22 => current. 1.3 => very stable 1.3.0 => out as of now 1.3.xb => pretty good, i hear 1.36 => current CPAN module, right? 1.3b3 => the one 1.3b6 => very nice. makes 1.2.x look like caveware 1.4 afterstep => kinda gross 1.4166 to one => the exchange rate. 1.5hours => a rather large ping. 1.60 => nothing for amagosa's system. 1.6475, keithw => told. :-) 1.7 what => the connection with Enya? 1.94 => latest I think 1.bzctoons's boss => a boss and no a programmer 1/2 of one percent => active? 10 => decimal 10 minutes until q[merlyn] => out the door. 10 more mins and mrsolo => off to an interview 10% tune-up idea => cool 10-19 => not a number. 10. => reserved 100 && 010 => 000 right? I'm losing it... :) 100 => too low Sloejack think 100 head hours on a ymp => ridiculous 1000 usd for 10 people => cheap 1000.cc domain => taken :) 1000101 => 69. 1001 => Scheherazade's Number. 100bt on a peecee => a $40 option. 100k => better. 100k words => -nothing- :) try the wall street journal corpus for the last 5 years, or the NAB corpus! 100m => within the range of ethernet, and getting a localtalk <-> ethernet adapter is easy 100mb a monh => ridicoulus 100mpixels => that on the low or high end? 100ppp => 100 Percent Pure Perl, or perliness is next to godliness 101 => NOT 160 1010001 => 69 anyway 105 degrees 10% humidity => more like it 107 ip addresses => trivial. 10bt => enough for me. 10k hits/day => good, considering we've put minimal effort into it. amagosa is going to set aside some time this week to finish the new software. 10k limit => due to bad design also :> 10m for netscape => normal 10x. giggsy => a novice in Perl, you see 11 => an argument to split 11 lines => good. 11 v 4/5 => a good question. 112k => cool. 12 * 30 = 360 which => < 365, doh! 12 => 3 * 4 12, eh? dangermouse => arkuat's cat's name. 12.5% => a bit much, Tkil know, but... hm... 120 secs! => that configurable? 1200 (or 1300) words => really not a lot! 1200 => kinda a strange #, i would have guessed 1024 12000 australian dollars => 7578 Australian dolalrs... 1259800 seconds => 2 weeks, 13 hours, 56 minutes, 40 seconds 127.0.0.1 => a good one, since bosley.net doesn't exist :) 127.0.0.1.foo.com => a valid host name. 128 bit address space => 128bits => just enough to have an address for every particle in the universe... 13 => contagious i'd say 13.3" screen, 250 mhz variant => NOK 42000 130 years => a long time to go downhill. 132 columns => a bit small 132x80 xterm => pretty useful ;) 1337 => 1337er than 31337!!1111!11!!!! 1337 d00dz? or passwd => broken for today's uses? 137 => approximately one over the fine structure constant. 139 => the canonical port, However the stack has problems with OOB data on any port... 14 => an unlucky number ... lej might skip it 14%5 => 4. 1428 => about 1/2 thoth's house here. 1432 => valid, but 0203 isn't 146 => odd? 1462942 seconds => 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours 22 minutes 22 seconds. 15 lbs => nothing ! Just get a haircut 1500 bux => steep for a T1 15k => 15k/sec => pretty damned good for 40,000 users. 16 => legal age for payment 16 accounts => a ruthless limitation 16 oz => pint, i thought 1600. damn this => cool 1600x1200 with no virtual => even better ... even nicer on a 21" monitor at 85Hz, with .21 dot pitch ;-) 16482 => right, im suddenly uncertain about all that bit fiddling 168.229.xxx.xxx => *.bergen.org 1680 => really a very adequate 'studio that fits under your arm' as those things go 16877 => 169.132.45.225 excists but => non anonymos 16bbp => nice 16bit, 2-channel, 44.1khz => digital whether it's from computer or from cd. 16m => NOTHING to perl 16m => NOTHING to perl 16m => NOTHING to perl 17 => Roderick's limit on schnitzengruben, baby. 17 lines => definitely a flood. 1729 => the smallest natural number that can be expressed as the sum of two different pairs of cubes. 1752 => a very bad year for September: cal 10 1752 17k lines => 18 days until netscape => freed... 18-100 => Intro to ECE. You'll have to do analog crap for the first half, digital for the second. 180 x 10^6 => slower than the speed of light. 1800 flowers => paying 65/hr as an oracle dba 187 => a police code for some sort of felony, tmtowtdi 187 => a police code for some sort of felony, tmtowtdi 19.28 => ... prolly 3-4 years old at this point; xemacs-20.3 and fsf emacs 20.2 are current, Tkil think. 1902 => meaningless to unix time. 192.168.* => reserved for private networks. 192.168.0.x => the reserved class C regex believe, is that defined in any RFC? 192.168.250.11 => up 192.168.250.2 => up 1970 => coming back around? 1972 => gettin up there 199 => closed 1996 => only two years ago. 1996 nobel prize for peace => went to Carlos Felipe Ximenes Belo and Jose Ramos-Horta 1998-02-01 => ISO format or something 1st amendment => valid, but 'thou shalt not kick' isn't 1st part => slow/boring... then kewl, then it turns into a lame version of Jurassic Park, then it gets cool again. 1x5 => not 2 => most certainly not 4. Quite annoying. 2 days.. 1 => to quickly.... 2 elements? where => ($items->fetchhash)[1] then? 2 lines => ok 2 minutes worth => not overfootballing. 2 things for sure 1) q[merlyn] => damned fast at coding, and 2) abigail is a tad sensitized to lame scripts :-) 2) => because of the $dbh->prepare("insert into table values (\'$blah\', \'$bleh\')"); statement for DBI; 2) bind => still resilient to such bugs. They won't be fixed until DNSSEC is in place. 2**49 => stored as a PVNV 2-4 million records => A LOT! Would even perl be fast enough? 2-button => not. Compaq is. 2. build a list, each element => [$key, length-of-match] 2.) ftp => an odd protocol [to understate that fact] 2.) it => _04, not _004 2.0 => the first step. 2.0.13 => the latest 2.0.29 => vulnerable to f00f and teardrop 2.0.32 => the only 'stable' release with teardrop fixed. 2.0.33 => compiling happy skippy under gcc 2.8.1 right now 2.0.34 => released. 2.0.34's 3c59x driver => fucked. 2.07 => latest release. 2.1 => going to break 100, though. 2.1 smp support => supposed to be really cool. 2.1.101 => out 2.1.101 => out 2.1.44 => extremely unstable and can cause filesystem 2.1.82 => the latest 2.1.x kernel 2.1.84 => infected with the plague!! 2.1.92 => cool. except that it's kinda broken 2.1.93 => out now? 2.1.x => 2.2 [class b] => not in format <0-255>.<0-255>.<0-255> 2.2. 2.3 => a little kinder and verbose, but nearly the same 2.2.6 => much good. :) 2.2.6-release => pretty good. 2.25 hours => too long to leave them unleashed. 2.3.1 => not a valid number 2.5.1 => better 2.5.1, yes. 2.6 => in the works. 2.54 cm per inch => an exact figure. 2.6 => friggin' buggy! 2.8 => the bomb. get it. 2.8.0 => out... :) 20 => the finger port number right? 20 mb => peanuts. 20" apple monitor fimmtiu => working on will stop every few minutes to emit a loud high-pitched angry whine. 20-23 apr => next one 20.3 => out? Damnit to hell 200 line program => pretty small, though 200 mhz => 5 seconds per cycle 200 mhz => 5 seconds per cycle 200 mhz ppc => like 300 mhz pentium 200 mhz ppc => like 300 mhz pentium 200,000 => a list of two numbers, 200 and 0 200.000 => 200 in floating point, with three zero's after the point 2000 => divisble by 400 2000-line => a good chunk of code 2001 => on TCM. 200_000 => the same number as 200000 though 200k of anything => good. 200mmx => low-end? 2048 => PLENTY, imho 207.206.9.0 part => what Sizban want. 207.25.53.234 => the Linux machine on Stupid_'s desk. Its not on the DNS yet... 20f => friggin cold 20k .. => it 10x faster than pentium ii though? :> 20mb => not huge. hardly peanuts, but not large. 20th anniversary => largely unchanged, but has added a bit to revist the issue 20th century astronaut => transported through time to the 25th Century, where his 20x20? all mrsolo2 know => that they don't do cubicles 21 => so much nicer and 20 is officially outdated 219 / 160 => a bit too bad.. and the 219 has been leading coinstantly.. 22.9 stupid => not a-dolt. 22/04/1998 => not ambiguous. 224 in hex => E0 no? 2250 => more than jalex's car is worth 23 (telnet) => running. 23 => a good number 233 => cheap nowdays or in amagosa's address range. amagosa'll use eth0:3 now, and have it renamed next time the system boots. 23:50| => it for macs? 240 mhz ppc => cool 2400 => new, the desktop is an 8500 with 110MB RAM and a new CPU, there's a PB520c and even a IIci 240mhz ppc => hard to beat. 24th => Friday, dude. 25 => cheap 25 => cheap 25 feet => probably a good practical limit. 25 in ascii => 25% of television => commercials, last time amagosa checked. 25-26 => slightly better for ^Pudge 2500% number => realistic for programs that waste most of the resources they consume compiling 255 day box => running Linux 2.0.18... we haven't bothered to update it... *shrug* 255-byte string => a Pascal convention. 255-byte string => a Pascal convention. 255-byte string => a Pascal convention. 255.255.255.255 => probably "legal" as well. (Broadcast address for the entire internet?) 256 => where it is turned off for 256 chars => a lot of overhead on short strings. 26 => a baby? maybe... but then Tkil has got amagosa to pick on, too. :) 26 hours of school => nothing 266 => about twice the price 26^3 => only 17500 or so. 286 memory model => too weird 28956 / 256 => 666! 299,792,458 meters per second => an *exact* figure for the speed of light in a vacuum. :-) 2e => a good one, [petey 2gb jaz drive => $650 external. 2nd edition => rambling & dogmatic 2nd edition => rambling & dogmatic 2nd printing => good 2x4? => that a russian 4x2? 3 *** netkin => now known as PerlGodWannaBe *** 3 => constant. ;-) 3 arg for() => there for C programmers. You use it the same way as in C. 3 billion => a nice round statisticians figure. Almost 100% of that nice round figure don't know lej exist, and those that do know lej exist, still don't know lej exist 3 digits => awfully small for a counter... 3 minutes => a bit fast, eh. 3 xor 4 => true 3) tom decided that this => too much trouble and that he and Perl could be better served if he went elsewhere. 3, => it? oh well 3-4 => a number too? 3-d => for phules... everyone who is anyone has a 4 dimentional homepage 3-day dc class in two weeks => effectively a "gecko" class. 3.0 => about at \mjd's bloat tolerance limit. \mjd tried 4.0 and gave up on it right away. 3.0-current => not ELF yet. 3.0.1, of course 4.0 => for 95 ;-) 3.2.2 => out? Whoah. 3.5 => low, chip, no worries. :) 3.5 hours => tiring 30 => a competent but flawed beer, 40 is exceptional 30 digits => enough to calculate the diameter of a circle the size of the known universe to within an atom... 30 megs => cake. 30 sockets => good for like...2 machines 30% => that all? :-) 30% packet loss => making this extra hard, forgive delays 30,000 => a large system. 300 points => trivial. It will recover in a week or two. 30011 => prime 30k => not alot of cash these days 31 flavas => http://static.suck.com/daily/98/06/01/c.gif 311 => good 311 dual => mailto:dual@spc-isp-edm-uas-06-21.sprint.ca (Dual Standard) 311 me => mailto:SD@209.5.32.24 (Stinky) 311 pope => mailto:mindglue@pentagon.io.com (Opiate of the Masses, Prophet of Pez=) 316 or whatever => still like 5.003_ something 316 or whatever => still like 5.003_ something 32 bits => not enough, though 32 mb => awesome, dude 32 megs => sufficient for most photoshop work dealing with web 32 megs => sufficient for most photoshop work dealing with web 32 megs => sufficient for most photoshop work dealing with web 32 megs => sufficient for most photoshop work dealing with web 32 megs => sufficient for most photoshop work dealing with web 3200 => the one I'm drooling at. 33 => fast to compute, but shows good colision behavior for typical strings. 33, as leolo said, => prototypes, void (and perhaps bit fields) 330-character string => much too short to be an adequate test case. 34 => the number in the middle 34 thousand => 34 thousand factoids => a lot of factoids 3400 => swank 3500 freeze => the base of the lowest run 35378343 => an integer. 38 => the PDP-whatever multics ran on, I think. 39 => not false. 3______450 => ok :) 3c509 => better choice than NE2000, but you can get *cheap* NE2000 PCI clones... :-) 3c59x driver stupid => using now can find the card and installs fine... but Stupid can't get to Stupid's gateway. 3c59x ethernet driver => broken. 3cnf-sat => better. Can you send \mjd a note about it? 3com 905 - the net card => uses a ncr 825 or 835 (I forget which) - millenium kjj 3com => the only network card 3d array => quadratic? 3d scanner => http://www.minolta3d.com/specs.html 3dfx => well worth it. 3e8, that => ;) 3mb of t1's => cool 3rd arg => maximum 3rd edition => already out. (I got the 2nd edition for free from a book club a couple of months before 3rd edition was released). 3rd item => encoding. 4 => for special files, character block etc. 4 in that line => the field number? 4 perl => in /usr/local/bin and a few versions of perl5 are in /usr/local/bin/ hehe which is the preferred dir for default perl? 4-bit checksum => next to useless. 4..5 in scalar context => the flip-flop operator comparing against $. . 4.036 => the oldest I see on CPAN 4.2 => cool 40% raise => an awefully big raise 400% => the one MrSolo will use to yell at 3comm tech support.. correct or not :> 400% number => realistic for longer run tasks (a few seconds or so of real cpu leg work, I'd say) 400mhz => what I want (upgrade from P166 to P2-400 will be -nice-) 401k => 402.003 => compatible with 400.x right? 40k => not a bad place to be 40k simultaneous clients => going to be problematic 42 => the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. 43 => an off by one error 440 and change, but the change => probably 60. :) 44100 mhz => > satellite tv bwidth! you mean 44.1 mhz 45 seconds => prolly the moon and back and then some 450 enterprise => a nice machine. except for the lousy pci implementation. 4680 => a Ibm server that controls some cash registers 475 => current price for Voodoo2 48 => all Davide remember 4:49 was wall time (which => randomly fast or slow...) 4:49 was wall time (which => randomly fast or slow...) 4:59 pm: *** #perl no topic => set. 4[12kjj4]13:1 so it => possible for EsKiMo to do perl in win? do u know where to get it? 4char => the right amount of indent, IMHO 4dos => one, no? 4gb => plenty big. :) 4mb of ram => a bit low ... 4player mario cart => almost reson to get a 64 5 % 3 => 2 (1 remainder 2) 5 => bizarre 5 cpu) => mine 5 floppies => even okay...12 sucks 5 gb => good. Just a router? 5 minute song => about 5 megs 5 mph => sufficient. 5 pints => better ,yes 5 {and 5}? what => that? 5% number => for those that aren't clever. ;) 5% of the rest => written by me 5.0 => out. 5.0 => out. 5.0 out of box => broken in SO many ways 5.0003 => definitely not Y2K compliant. 5.001 => evil evil bad bad evil. bad. insecure. 5.002 => older than ^Pudge is (in perl years) 5.003 => CERT-ifiably dangerous... must upgrade to 5.004 5.003 or whatever => the latest for nt 5.003. guru: 5.004. that => enough to know. 5.003_07 => only a security risks with setid 5.003_26 autoload => different. That's why. 5.004 => the first to compile directly to NT. 5.004 security problem => in 5.004, s/// untaints $_. this is bad. 5.004-1 => in rh5.0 5.00404 => with OpenBSD-current. Just need to recompile. ;) 5.004_00 => soooooo last season. 5.004_01 rpm => 5.004_02 => the latest Perl for Win32 binary. 5.004_04 => the current one. There are many bug fixes in it. If you have to upgrade, get 5.004_04. 5.004_04 rpm => just fine. 5.004_56 => the latest dev, 5.004_04 is the latest stable. 5.004_58 => the current development/alpha versio 5.004_61 => out 5.004_64 => 5.005 => going to be released when it is ready 5.0? togtog => still using 4.0 :(.............. Just kidding 5.2.0 => working good so far, no problems. 5.2.0r4 => out. seems stable to me so far (a few weeks). 5.2.0r4 => out. seems stable to me so far (a few weeks). 5/second => the equivalent of like 400K per day. Not bad, considering. 50 => "i came in Tkil's pants when i drank this..." 50 bucks => about 15 mintues of one of our times 50% of perl => hashes. 50% rate => standard, across the board. Actually, BIG magazine publishers sometimes get 49%. 500 gig => 500 seconds => 8 minutes and 20 seconds, see? 503 bytes => plenty small for now. =) 511 => best 5276 4400 6542 1319 => a valid number and is a MasterCard 53218933456789008 seconds => 1,692,197,466 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours 16 minutes 48 seconds. 533 alpha how fast => that? 54.5 => pretty good. 555 => typically information. 55k => nothing. 57 => nonprime 59 => random too 5a => Kramer then? 5am => not night. 5gb/month => negligable. I do that in a day sometimes. 5k hash => far too small to give even NT problems unless there is barely enough memory/disk to run NT. 5meters => a lot of sex. :-) 6 => regexps, but 4 is data manipulation. 6 megs => pretty big, isn't it? 6 time 9 => not 42, you bloody mathematic illiterate! 6 what => get on irc ? 6*9 => 42 6.5g, $200, that's not scsi, => it? 6/8 => done by counting to 3 twice ;-) 60 => still cool. 600 => in decimal, 0600 is in octal, and 0x600 is in hex. 6000 iq => IQ 6000 is not that much. It's only the same IQ as 12000 mIRCers. 601/603/604 g3 => 32-bit 620 and g4 are 64-bit 603 => low power 604 => to 603 as 770 is to 750, i think. 604e 350mhz => rated 14.9..wow 60fps => a joke. 64 => enough for most users, but it's not hard to go over that if you're a power user. 64 k => 65536 bytes. 644 => pretty standard. 64k (one b) isdn => *way* better than an x2 connection. very low latency. 64mb => required for NT4.0 for any usability (even then it swaps like hell) 6502 => the First Assembly of God 653 => not a fixed figure, that will change to an unknown number 65536 => 666 => be gone with you, child of satan! 666.666.666.666 => tchrist's favorite. :-) 668 => the neighbor of the beast 6812 => hard limit without recompiling right? 69 => the bump and grind. 6cd's of mp3's => a lot of music. 6th => PIRCH21 -- 7th is ircII 2.8.2 Linux 2.0.0 :ircii 2.8: almost there... 7 => biggest 7 elsifs it => then... :-) 7 of 9 => a 10 ;) 7$/hr => a little steep for working 7) => fraught, happybob's bad can't read numbers. 7000 => a little larger than a mini-refridgerator as amagosa remember. 70k/sec => pretty durned good 7200 rpm => aka a space heater 722 => November 1977, "Standard for the format of arpa network text messages", and supercedes 561, 680, and 724. 74 something => out isn't it. 74 something => out isn't it. 74 something => out isn't it. 74 something => out isn't it. 74 something => out isn't it. 750 => an IBM chip- Exponential went belly up, the whole thing is now wrapped up in a 300 million dollar lawsuit 7500 => smaller than the 7000, KeithW think. 755 decimal => almost certainly not right either 77.4e3 => a good one. 79 => after the end of the foreach loop 790 => ASSIGNED NUMBERS 7:20 => in germany 7am => pretty early... 7bit => odd-parity coded 7k net per week => not bad 8 => the number of times to split. 8 meg => a lot of source codes 8**73 => 842498333348457493583344221469363458551160763204392890034487820288 8+2 = 10 => the magic sequence. 8-2 => \lembit think 8-9gb => binaries. 8-space tabs, but sw=4 => 8.1 => mostly native 8.1.2 => still beta to amagosa's knowledge, but I haven't checked the distro site in a few days. 8.75 => texas 80 => enough to do it.. 800.* => the alpha port of Tk8 to p%k, isn't it? 800.* => the alpha port of Tk8 to p%k, isn't it? 80x24 console => all you need. 80x25 => not just a suggestion, it's the rule. 821 => August 1982 by Jon Postel, and doesn't supercede anything. 822 => a mess 83mhz bus speed => cool :) 86 => a necessary evil to feed the rest of the company 86 days => impressive, nonetheless. 890028687.22374.209.116.84.142 => 1 890086207.17960.209.116.84.142 => 1 8^73 => 842498333348457493583344221469363458551160763204392890034487820288 8ball, => abigail a bot? 8m => good enough for a linux dev system for now, eh? 8mm => passable 8th element => the homedir 9 => silent 9% => nothing. 9.0 => VERY VERY fast 9.5 => kinda high, but for flat rate thats good 90 => not too bad - it's dry:-) 90% of `` useage => uncallef for, from what RezaHome has seen of our lame developers 90% of the point => it *has* to work inside Tom_G's terminal emulator 90% of whic => crap 900000000 => 16:00:00 UTC for Unix computers in the US/Central timezone... 90ch => a really weird upper limit. 911 => a joke in this town. 91c91 => line 91, right? 92 => jus too damn too big tho :/ 95 => a poor choice for a web server, especially if you are going to be running programs to generate html/do things upon http connects. 95 perl => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ 95% of production code => error checking :-( 950 mb => just MacPerl build stuff, Mac OS compilers, libraries, headers, etc. 9600 baud => good enough for you. 98 => the last non-NT according to gates 98 => the last non-NT according to gates 98k hits in a minute => certain 99% of programming => working out the specs. coding is easy. 999 => be gone with you, child of satin! 999.999.999.999 => NOT a valid IP, tho. :) 9:38 => ???? 9th => the timestamp :) :%s/foo/bar/g => big fun :( dang it tuff^ => really gettin into this and Tuff^ cant afford to run out and buy the blue book :) => yeah... smirk you little bastard :) amagosa bet it => a lot more utilized than amagosa's little 128MB box though. :) che_bday => 19 :) it => kinda cool, but Tkil is even more nervous than usual. if you are saying "cool" to what Tkil think you were saying "cool" to. :) :) mirc ehat the hell => that :D :) mirc ehat the hell => that :D :) ok then... what => create a bi-directional pipe to an eval? :) so just space ( ) => what then? :) that => rather magical. :) the grid.net t1 => up. :) tkil => just trying very hard to be lazy. :) tkil suppose another way => to send synthetic timer events back to yourself... is Tkil close? :) what you do, => you don't sleep(3). :) what's scary => replacement cost... figure 15-20$ *each*. :-) => a way to disclaim all ridiculous behavior :-) but anyway, the point => that KeithW's() at the top level of a file is different from a global variable, which seemed to be what the question was asking about... :-) keithw => with fimm. :/, x => too wild for it to work :9 => sort of funny, actually. :> answer => one, you are correct! :> funny, people up in m$ => considering getting one of those very seriously :dns => nifty OO stuff. gethostbyaddr() is builtin, or maybe in the Socket.pm module. :dns => nifty OO stuff. gethostbyaddr() is builtin, or maybe in the Socket.pm module. :p .. all i wana do => after that type "print @suits[1];" which should state the card name in the second place, correct? :set ai => real handy too. :smtp, or => there something less complex? :v => the opposite of :g ; => a syntax error. ; on last staement in a block => required. ;) he => great bot ;-) still, his post => defamatory. ;-p regex => not an english major, so stuff it! < $searchdir > => a glob, isn't? < $searchdir > => a glob, isn't? < $searchdir > => a glob, isn't? < => a TAGO, and will only be considered a TAGO if it's followed by a valid name character. <$x> => an FH. <$x{y}> is a glob. <*> => limited to 128 entries on Win NT => neither wrong, nor weird.

=> merely implied. << => never mentioned in perlsyn < just like <<"EOF" < double-quote. <<'HERE' is single, <<"HERE" is double. <> => the "read a record" operator. says "read a record from STDIN" and a record just happens to be a line . <> operator => special <[petey> perlop => good <\mjd:#perl> it => incredibly bizarre that (1) &{@a[0,1]} works at all, and (2) <^pudge> the government => not a party. it is composed primarily of people <^pudge> the government => not a party. it is composed primarily of people <^pudge> the government => not a party. it is composed primarily of people amagosa => almost out of amagosa's programming class, only three signatures to go where => that winnuke program written in delphi? amagosa => glad amagosa is so superior to both of you, or amagosa might have CPU envy. qx[shack] => trying to flood me this => not ment as spam. Anyone with information regarding Pokey the Penguin's site at http://www.yellow5.com/pokey please come to #pokey. hi hindeur's name => bammy, i'm 18 and i'm just so damn sexy. /msg => there any hackers here???????? :) amagosa => not steeling this other guy stole the code first so how can i steel from a stealer? amagosa => not steeling this other guy stole the code first so how can i steel from a stealer? hello, amagosa => on question Resident Evil 2. amagosa want save Ben. what => wrong with cdrom.com today? It sucks ass. this a syntax error? part => what worries FlschFrht -- if ever bitterness could be transmitted across IRC... hi there - => anyone in here familiar with setting up WWWBoards on Perl 4 or 5? hi there - => anyone in here familiar with setting up WWWBoards on Perl 4 or 5? * => not the same in perl regexps as it is in DOS or the shell. :) => iffy. I doubt it. ok so => perl very comparable to perl in speed? How much faster is C? titan => such a pig linus, => he dead? #perl => turnign into #cgi amagosa => working on a front end to do Java CGI securely and amagosa => working on a fast web page counter qw[jeff] => such a meanie this channel => for programmers to help other programmers what => the command to read a directory, its owner and rights amagosa => gonna go into perl and ask a really, really stupid question, just because amagosa isbored thing => how pudge got in the "vision" thing all we need => a good visual basic-like perl fucking aol => buying ICQ! <|atez> then wut => it? = "" => VERY wrong. Don't do it. = => for numeric. =, it => numbers right? > 10. a woman who => uncomfortable watching you masturbate: > b. => uptight and a waste of time > does quote => left argument right? > if ^pudge => wrong, then please let ^Pudge know and give ^Pudge a reference to back > jjohn's bad => NOT strictly an irc-ism. > m0izt: if it => too complex for you, pay someone to do it. > there => now a patch from XFree86 available, which should fix most (all?) > this => fixed. It was originally a blank file that was living in >*purl* purl, honky => you the honky! >>2 => /4. >> vb => hot<< Troll the ancient Yule Tide carol! >>> stupid take it then there => no fixed value at which a hash chokes and dies? <<< It doesn't even slow down, just consumes more memory. >>> news flash, cmu => screwed up today.<<< >>> stupid: no one => ever touching Stupid_'s code except me<<< THen yiou strap yourself into a maintainance nightmare. >>>all stupid know => that Stupid finnally can access a microsoft sql server =)<<< Now... is that a Good Thing? >in fact ^pudge => doing something serious for the perl institute and >purl< x => x? >utility, but it => not just your regular bot. ? => non greedy. ? if you use cgi.pm, your html => hardcoded into your perl program ? linux => not a monopoly. ? perl => supposed to be free! ? that makes no sense and => not to the point. ? who => that? ?! => a lookahead but it doesn't look like the regex is all there ?!\d => a non-greedy match? Don't answer, jjohn'll RTFM ?? 'new' => just a name. There's nothing magical about it. ??? => where Jim32_Eli wwant to put the already existing information plus a new elemene (or maybe push a new element into that list that exists there... @ => an array, or channel operators on irc or the cinamon bun of the cluefull @$arrayref => valid syntax @$temp_2 => a symref... you will have to use eval (that and 19981 is not a valid var name, try _19981) @===@@ => perfectly valid ;) @_ => reset with each subroutine call, right ? So if'n I dont send any arguments, @_ = () ? @_ => reset with each subroutine call, right ? So if'n I dont send any arguments, @_ = () ? @_ => reset with each subroutine call, right ? So if'n I dont send any arguments, @_ = () ? @_ works fine. (and => only slower than you imagine if you're slinging huge lists; purl's remark is out of context.) @_[...] => incorrect. @_[0] => wrong. @a = $b => a bug? @a = @b or @a = @c; => probably what you want. @a => a list! @a=('1') => a list to list assignment @a=/pattern/g => less typing then @{[/pattern/g]}. @allchars[$msgno] => a mistake. @aoa[$n] => almost always wrong. @aray->[0] => broken syntax right now @argv => @ARGV, yeah that's it. @argv => @ARGV, yeah that's it. @argv[0] => a mistake. @arr => an array. Not a class. @array = ('a' .. 'z'); # => this what you mean? @array = ('this', 'that'); => the same as @array = qw(This That); @array = readdir dir; # => a good line @array form => legitimate. the hash form is not. @array[0] => wrong. @arrayofwords[3] => a one-element array containing ( $arrayofwords[3] ). @bar => a list of indices, yes. @cfields[7] => an array slice. @cfields[7] will warn that it => better written as $cfields[7] @cfields[7] will warn that it => better written as $cfields[7] @cn => an array. not a reference. @cpath => from a split of ""... so... @db => a list of lists @dirs in that code => just an array. Set @dirs (@::dirs for the overly verbose) @ff => NOT $ff @fh => just an array of filehandles, the top of the stack being newly allocated... @field => not a string. @fields => correct @fieldtype => an array of field types, which tells me how to sort. @file = ; each arrayitem => a line in the file @files = glob(/$bad_dir/); => all jalex can think of @files => a list of files @foo = () => faster because it just zeros the content. @foo = qw(hello oznoid => bob); print scalar(@foo); @foo => a array -> 1 @foo already => global @foo in that case => (of course) in a scalar context @hash => not a hash, its an array; %hash is a hash @hash{'key1','key2'} => a "slice" of a hash, right? @home => supposed to be the best. They have a damn nice network from what I'm told. @hours => an array of strings @inc => being modified but Makefile.PL doesn't care @inc type thing => already sort of possible. It'll probably be implemented via a standard plugin. @isa => important @j => unchanged @lengths => the lengths of different sections of @ordered (as in 0 in first section, 2 in next, 1 in last) @lines = <>; # => your friend, dwayne @lines => getting overwritten each time through the while. @list2 => true, so it's the value returned by the or @list[0] => wrong. @logs[$x] => old syntax, and it is also a scalar. @name => just a linearly indexed array @names => an array containing ("john", "calvin", "todd") @number => a list. you want a scalar. @row in a scalar context => read only, isn't it? @rq[$x] => just bizarre. It should be $rq[$x]. @sr => unnafected. @subdirs = grep {-d} @temp; # => that going to work? @table => an LoL @timeparts = localtime; => what you mean. @words => EMPTY. @z2 => in a scalar context. @{$arrayref} => much more friendly on the brain. @{$hash{key}} = @array => equivilant to $hash{$key} = [ @array ] is it not? @{$lol[4]} = qw(this => a list of lists); @{[]} => a trick for string interpolation. @{[scalar(...]} => safer, but it's getting awfully ugly. @{shift} => cool. [ *rabo* <08:59pm> ] nacregis => sorry... nacregis thought since it was a direct perl question it would be [ => just the punct lowercase key that is closest to home, that's why i like it [ crab => lagged mind you, but that still holds :) ] ['one'] => an anonymous array. [*] if purl => sexually offended by this, then you lose. [-o-]'s source => netcraft.com [.*^\)] => probably your problem. Try .*[^\)] which does what Demon think you wanted. [.|\n] => for any character right guys [13:02] * raveman => AWAY <<< program cgi/perl >>> /CTCP RaveMan PAGE [reason] to try and page Gryph [15:44] *** topic => 'Do we look like CGI whores?' [18:41] *** select => mailto:select@tetra.net (This is an idle client. Honest.) [6,7] => an anonymous array, and everything inside the {} is an anonymous hash [6:44] *t* no topic => set on channel #perl [\0-\377] => superloads faster than (.|\n) [] => the anonymous array operator [^>]* => likely to be more efficient than .*? [^\w_] everything which => not a wordchar and not _. [^s]* => way to lax. [^s]* => way to lax. [^s]* => way to lax. [and current => 5.004_04, fwiw] [and tkil => abusing the word "process" there, but ... [arawn] => TELLING YOU [arawn] dont have helpfiles [aryeh] => trying to make a hash that contains an array in each element, [aryeh] try to do $hash{$index}=\@array is this right? [d/msg jjohn \mjd => done messing with the server. [dwen] asked what => the BEST way to cp.. Not a way.. [dwen] even showed that [dwen] had knowledge of teh system command. is [dwen] expected to know all ways to copy files? Hrrm.. [ed] => on an OpenNT box here, so it's not really unix. [how great => Quayle's stupidity? [jik] => trying to make all occurences of || in one line be erased.....shouldn't this do it.....s/||//; [mr-gates] bad => such a harsh way of putting it [16:12] [mr-gates] bad => such a harsh way of putting it [16:12] [mr-gates] bad => such a harsh way of putting it [16:12] [msg(_js_)] nocarrier's name => god, but you can call nocarrier god. [msg(abba)] purl => gay! [msg(amabot)] how lame => borys? [msg(bomboze)] there => plenty of source code in the man pages. [msg(purl)] no, bajorpathup => not good [msg(slamz)] that => a user account. [p]engo's script => writen in perl [petey -> it => an excellent movie. [petey => looking for a new job and eir resume is at http://www.flash.net/~michael/bio/resume.txt [petey get to see who all => wrong. ;) [petey so then this => more or less a waste of time? [petey suspect the date => stored the way Perl displays it, but Access displays it as mm/dd/yy [petey'll [petey has to do => restart sendmail and spopper. [petey's 'cube => cooler. [petey's 78m db => Berkeley DB 2.x, FWIW [petey's company => overrated [petey's d_passwd.db => just shy of 500K entries, FWIW [petey's guess => They pulled the plug at that point. It didn't run a whole season, IIRC. [petey's handwriting => still bad, but [petey has got a Newton. [petey's jeep => a V8 [petey's next => working [petey's next => working [petey's nip => at 14g and it's comfortable enough [petey's out, of course, => 'whell, guess yours isn't a system that supports that option' [petey's reese's => all gooy [petey's time => too valuable to waste it on idiots one by one [petey, purl => repeating... what's up with that? [petey, that place => UGLY [ph] => having a problem with a cgi script and [pH] really need some help [sheer stupidity => always a possibility] [sm] => getting the hang of this stuff, a little :) [sm] know they're basic..i => doing something very basic [sm]'s web server => a dx4 120 [that question => open to others for more comments, too.] [whatever => said in Latin sounds profound.] [where => Jimmy Hoffa? [wook] => trying to extract information from a large installed base of html file to put into a db...I'm trying to get away from html ;D \ => in list contect, and the list context is propagated to the (...). \(&fn()) => very different. \() => what you want then. \(1,2,3) => the same as (\1, \2, \3), and is different from [1,2,3]. \*foo => a ref to a symbol FOO \*foo->readline() => like , for example. \*nix => stoopid. Say Unix instead. \*scalar => \*{__PACKAGE__."::SCALAR"} \.*? => zero or more periods? \0 => trying to learn sql... it's been fun so far... but now it's time to script so \0 can automate some stuff or octal. \000 => the character \000 :-) \011 => OCTAL. \015\012 => better. \1 => a backreference to everything matched inside the 1st parens pair. \161 => q right? \\\\\\\\\ => dangerous to society. \a => #7. \b is #8. \b => often your friend in such situations \c@ => an ascii NUL chatacter. Character #0. \c[ => control [ is 27 or 033 or 0x1b -- known as "ESC" most often. \cm => carriage return, and \cI is tab. \cm\cj => the one Franze has used before Franze think. \cn => control-n in general. \cx => ^X. \d => compiled to a ":DIGIT" node, while [\d] is compiled to an ":ANYOF" node. \d+ => the subpattern. \df => debuggin :D \e => \errata => getting mixed responses: any ending \errata want, or no ending? \fletch => actually named that. \Fletch has a moral imperative to it. :) \fletch's point => that something else is the better option :) \fletch's point => that something else is the better option :) \g => global, freddy think. \gardner => doing this manually. \gardner don't think y/// => really a good idea for arrays, is it? \help => for wusses. \i => fooey! \i feel your pain => now get down on your knees, you know the drill \i'\m afraid of americans => \i'm afraid of trent reznor \i'm afraid of americans => \i'm afraid of trent reznor \is => \is \jfk => not dead. \JFK is just resting. \joebloe => joebloe! \l => still in effect at the second \u \lembit dunno why. \lembit => a dos/nt-diot \lembit no, jalex => antisocial \lembit theink merlyn => afk... \lembit think cwd => specifically f'd up on nt as well \lembit think g. barr => working on an Expect.pm under the IO hierarchy as well \lembit wonder if cold fusion => that much faster than a well-configured mod_perl though... \lembit's `area' => a friggin mess. \lembit gotta clean some of this crap up \lembit's bad => definitely pre '95 \lembit's bet => by the time the SVLUG busses get there, we won't be able to get in. \lembit's biggest gripe => actually more specific -- there's no easy way to get a DBD for a non-oracle supported platform \lembit's deja news => weird. I still don't have rudefix's post to p5p \lembit's guess => it still sucks, but \lembit'll suspend judgement :) \lembit's name => a killing word. \lembit's name => a killing word. \lembit's name => a killing word. \lembit's problem => with pie charts not drawing properly. most of the graphs work fine. \lembit's throughput => for crap today \lembit_ => having to set Content-Type to application/octet stream and Charset to ISO8859-1 to 1) prevent the Eudora MUAs from in-lining the attachments and 2) keep the diacriticals. \me => q[merlyn]! \me's computer => reading the regex to him \merlyn => at home \merlyn bet lwp => rigidly interpreting the standard too. as it should \merlyn llamo carne => "I is called meat" \merlyn often => doing six things while logged in. so \merlyn usually don't notice msgs. \merlyn think the problem => near phx.alter.net? \merlyn wonder if #cgi => treating him/her/it any better. :-) \merlyn's 3400 powerbook => back! alive! \merlyn's babel program => working fine. :) \merlyn's bag of tricks => pretty big by now. \merlyn's boss here => not yet here. :-) \merlyn's cable => out. :_( \merlyn's favorite message => "well, be away then..." \merlyn's house => at 600 feet elevation \merlyn's isdn => up. \merlyn's point of view => *completely* accurate for \merlyn. \merlyn's radio => a limited bandwidth input. grr. \merlyn's scrollback => only 30K. :) \merlyn's speech => somewhat malleable \merlyn's time => much more expensive than CPU time. \merlyn's voice => NOT female \mjd '' => null not 0? \mjd -> => ther e another way to do it without going thru the big song and dance? cause gaggosa_ want the thing to abort righta tthe beginning if $task is not defined, but if it is, continue the script \mjd -> it => a command line option, on most. man in.fingerd \mjd -> so do it, amagosa => not stopping you. \mjd -> that => hinder, the guy working on the search engine with amagosa. \mjd -> what => wrong with just spitting back a "you are a moron, you forgot a space" web page? \mjd -> wtf? how old => this? \mjd => Mark-Jason Dominus, mailto:mjd@plover.com. \mjd has a Perl page at http://www.plover.com/~mjd/perl/ or banned from unixhelp or so Hip, ActiveState had to change their name \mjd agree it => too long. \mjd agree that it => pretty funny. \mjd believe there => already such a thing. \mjd bet there => in latin. \mjd can use gd, but => that more likely t obe present on the system than ppm2gif? \mjd can't remember that that => called. \mjd don't know, but it => very likely. \mjd dunno. the world => full of toasters like that. \mjd forget what the name => of the second thing \mjd described. \mjd guess \mjd => not a perfect sage yet. \mjd guess setf => not very useful in Perl. \mjd guess the first step => to get the `graph' modules. \mjd has a 10 => appointment at the other end of town. \mjd has already decided \mjd => going to go bald gracefully. \mjd has to admit \mjd => flattered, although \mjd is not sure \mjd should be. \mjd hear nicole bobek => on the hockey team this year. \mjd hear perl => good for that sort of thing. \mjd hear the one by stevens => good. \mjd heard a joke today that => really stupid, but \mjd is really afraid \mjd is going to repeat it to Lorrie. \mjd know billy joel => from LI. \mjd know this => an annoying question, but is DCC.pm useable yet? \mjd know! $_ => undef. \mjd know. that's why \mjd => asking. \mjd mean \mjd => *not* looking for examples like Latin `sex' and German `Sechs', because those are really the same word. \mjd meant in what way => it stylistically different. Obviously \mjd understand the technical differences of \mjd's own suggestion. \mjd prefer mysql because it => (a) faster, (b) much more featureful, and (c) cheaper. \mjd realize that that => NIH syndrome. \mjd realize that this => not very useful advice. \mjd remember but \mjd => surprised you never found an answer. \mjd see. -owncmap => disabled when it has a 24-bit file. \mjd sure => learning a lot about this thing. It's been big fun. \mjd think 350-400 => a more typical temperature for that. \mjd think gnat => still in NZ. \mjd think his problem => that he has DEBUGGING, but the -Dx output is going to stderr, so is not being interecepted by his pager, and is scrolling by before he can read it. \mjd think mine => funnier. \mjd think taint.pm => only for tainting things artificially. \mjd think that addition.pm => much better evidence of \mjd's freakishness than Memoize.pm is. \mjd think that kewlt0lk => much better in skateboard context than in computer context. \mjd tink it only like `x => Y' statements. \mjd was right. it => utterly broken. \mjd wonder if that => really true? \mjd wonder if there => anyone who isn't really tired of hearing him. \mjd's $a => a different variable, because `my' variables are never the same as global variables. \mjd's => nice. \mjd's `u' key => broken. \mjd's adivce => just to use an empty one. \mjd's article => about B-trees. \mjd's backslash => 40 pounds fully loaded. \mjd's big star player => Mark McGwire. \mjd's complaint => about the latter, not the former. \mjd's conclusion: your scheme => utterly busted. \mjd's dad's name => Bart. \mjd's desk => right over the hot air register, so \mjd get advance warning when \mjd's wife leaves and English muffin in the toaster oven too long. \mjd's ftp/www site indexer => probably going to do something similar, but \mjd has given a lot of forethought to management. \mjd's guess => that your server is more likely to be right than you are. \mjd's idea => that if a linear constraint looks like aX+bY=c, you include '1' x $c in the string and /(.*)(.*)\1{a-1}\2{b-1}/ in the regex. \mjd's isp => really smart and competent. \mjd's keyboard => waterproof and washable. \mjd's lawn => covered with the things by now. \mjd's map solution => probably slower anyway. \mjd's middle finger => dour injes wide through consant use, buster. \mjd's new version => slower than the old one, but might not thrash as much, so it might win in the long run. \mjd's other advice => to add this: if (! defined -M $foo) { warn "Could not get mtime for file $foo: $!\n" } \mjd's pronunciation => considered very peculiar by most Americans, \mjd think. \mjd's recollection => that qmail won't deliver mail to root. \mjd's site => good for perl sniplets. \mjd's suspicion => that the file was never openeed at all. \mjd's usual methd for that => @tokens = split(/([()])/, $string) and then go through the tokens keeping track of the paren nesting depth. \mjd's way => very likely to be faster. \mjd/o error => weird. \msg purl x => at http://www.xxx.com \n => character number 10, except on a Mac, where it is character #13. \nature => the reference to nature...big dummy. \nnn, where nnn => an octal number. \or => or! \petey => looking for a new job and \petey's resume is at http://www.flash.net/~michael/bio/resume.txt \petey here the pc version => 'humanitarian' \petey think mine => worth more than the US$250 \petey paid for it \petey's 2.2 => in the mail. \petey think \petey'll union mount /usr/src and save some hard drive space. \petey's => faster. mine matches .jpg, .jpeg, and .gif \petey's cube => a little slow. It only does 90K RC5 keys/sec. (50mhz 68040) \petey's pedantic flag => set; yes, you did. ;) \petey's recollection => sketchy since I didn't muck with it much \petey's security admin => found of tcpdump \petey's speel chucker => borken \petey's workstation => yhwh. *smirk* \q$string\e => a synonym for quotemeta($string) \r == \015 => completely indefensible. \r => not portable \r\n => baaaaad \random => gonna head off to bed. Night. \s => one byte. you need \s+ or \s* or something. \s* => superfluous there. \s+ => a sequence of whitespace characters. \s+ makes it die if there => nothing else. \stank\ => gunna bore you guys if ya don't mind :D \t => that for tab...? \u => \U turns on all caps, \E turns it off \w => a word character. the upcase of that negates it.. so in a sense it's a white space char class, but \s is the one you are supposed to use \w\w => like \w\b\W \where should perljam go => to hell \wtf => what the fuck is somni doing \x say it's the next value => hex? \x0c => ^C, \x0f is ^O \x11 => hex. \x13 => control-P. \013 is control-K. \x80 => the first 8 bit \xff => hex \you know, that backslash => distracting. Do \you really have to have it? \yrlnry => just mjd in disguise. \yrlnry wonder if there => any disadvantage in that. \yrlnry's guess => that DIRECTORY is not the current directory. ] good job lej. ninja_k => impressed. ] ninja_k => impressed ][ntrepid => not surprised. ][ntrepid regularly see post-it's with the name of services, acct's and pw's. ]drforr[ => a little unbalanced at the moment. D*mn lawyers anyway... ]mage => simply trying to insert some html code into a quoted RE ]prophet[ => gonna kill substr ]random] => Random ^ => interpreted as beginning of line ^ anchor => beginning of string, not newline ^0 => a diologue env. variable in MacOS. SO you get a mini-loop. ;) ^5z => a lame short-hand for "high fives" ^@ => 0x00, /etc/aliases.db is a binary file ^] => the escape character ^^ this => the section that stops working on a different serer ^^ this chipset => not only incompatible, it's also proprietary and sucks ^^ this chipset => not only incompatible, it's also proprietary and sucks ^^^^^^^^^^^^ that url => a listing of pubs ^^slasher => reading perlipc right now.. ^^slasher's main loop => while ($client = $server-accept()) { etc.. ^a => for more important things... ;) ^curio^ => looking for a simple program that allows someone to find a single word on a single web page....??? ^d => EOF. Delete can be anything you want. ^e => bound to CHANGE_TO_SPLIT ^j => unix ^l => ASCII pagefeed. ^m => a wintel eol char ^prince => leaving here around 6 p.m. ^Prince should get in around 7:30. ^prophet^ => creating a database prog in perl ^pudge => at http://pudge.net/ or the co-author of MacPerl: Power and Ease or the Dark Angel of Projectile Vomiting or a person with wayyy too much time on his hands ^pudge agree there => a lot of useless (worse than useless, actually) crap on TV. ^Pudge's only point is that some of it is good and beneficial, IMO, such as much of what is on Firing Line. ^pudge believe beef => the number one cash crop. :) ^pudge bet it => just an interface to the UPS online form. thppptt. ^pudge daresay it => one of the most interesting national events ^Pudge has seen in a long time. ^pudge do agree yahoo! => a special case. it is more a card catalog than a search engine (its ties to Alta Vista notwithstanding) ^pudge doubt it => true, of course. but ^Pudge is not well-versed in such things. ^pudge guess the end part => good ... you can catch autosplit subs. ^pudge has decided happiness => much more important to ^Pudge than money. ^Pudge's friend is trying to get ^Pudge to be a consultant, but ^Pudge is happy where ^Pudge am, aside from the money. ^pudge hear mysql => much better ^pudge hear puffy => doing the next Cash album ... ^pudge heard andre the giant => still alive. ^pudge hope ^pudge => not too forward in asking, but was it the publisher's decision in making it appear as though Randal wrote part of the book? ^pudge htink ^pudge => going to buy oz's old PowerBook 540c (PPC upgraded) ^pudge i ^pudge i ^pudge => so sick of you! ^pudge know he => rootbeer, ^Pudge just pressed enter before ^Pudge read what you wrote. ^pudge know it => a little bit much to think that a netowrk admin could possibly have a clue about telecommuters' needs. ^pudge laughed, ^pudge cried => it was better than Cats ^pudge mean, ^pudge => not mad at her, really. ^Pudge isvery frustrated that she has demands and doesn't even know what those demands are. ^pudge really => glad it is friday. tygab, if you really want to learn regexes, you should read mre. GREAT book. ^pudge still think cpan => a good place for this stuff. ^pudge suppose it => realtive to the individual. ^pudge take it that => a book? ^pudge think ^pudge => going to have to get on an MkLinux list and ask them about ipmasq on there. ^pudge think it => because the skiing went long. ^pudge think mjd => posting the RFD today, guys. ^pudge think rj => going to force them to lower it again. :) ^pudge think that => what it is called. ^pudge think tim => a Good Idea as a proponent. ^pudge wonder if there => a good example of sprintf() foiling a good math equation. ^pudge's ! key => tied to ^Pudge's return key! ^pudge's 100-lb black lab => pretty menacing. ^pudge's 604e/180 with 128mb => OK for most uses with VirtualPC and Win95. ^pudge's age => 40-49. But someday ^Pudge'd like to say: "My age is 50-59." But someday ^Pudge'd like to say: "My age is 60 and up. Getting paid for it!" ^pudge's ass => significantly larger than that. ^pudge's back => beyond hope. masseuses would just break their fingers on this rock. ^pudge's ban thingamajig => far from perfect. must fix. ^pudge's best guess => that your install is bad ^pudge's book => in stock: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1881957322/pudgenetA/ ^pudge's boss => upset. we've dropped half a million hits per week on our average over the past 5 months. ^pudge's box => called Mecha-Ike ^pudge's brother => thinking about going to work analyzing data for financial instiutions. From his research, he says his physics PhD will mean about $20K more than someone without a PhD. ^pudge's cat's name => Fester. ^pudge's coding => always flawed, being an inherently flawed human ... ^pudge's company => selling a part of the company that did nothing but annoy me. ^pudge's current cw => paid for, but out of date. :/ ^pudge's driveway => very sloped. ^pudge's favorite => grant hill playing piano in the SC lobby. ^pudge's favorite polka => the one that ended with Ice Ice Baby. ^pudge's foot in your ass => antisocial ^pudge's fscking cable modem => phasing in and out again. kill kill kill. ^pudge's gay puppy => chewing myneck. ^pudge's gosh! the "ppd" => pseudo-HTML! bite me, amadeus! ^pudge's gosh. there => a thread in clpm with 291 posts. ^pudge's guess => that they work, as they are very popular. ^pudge's house => far, but free. ^pudge's isp => making ^Pudge unhappy. ^pudge's laptop => flaking out. ^pudge's lips never move => which one is the dummy? ... ^pudge's load => only 1.64 right now. wow. ^pudge's lucky sysadmin => going on vacation to a place with no computers. ^Pudge's boss is probably going to try and get him to bring a laptop. :) ^pudge's main pov => that ideas are not words, that ideas are internalized through media and can be as effective no matter how they happen to permeate the sense. ^pudge's modem => cell-capable ... cool. ^pudge's mom => a file cabinet freak, and passed it down to ^Pudge. A desktop and folders and that whole metaphor is how ^Pudge thought before ^Pudge had a computer. ^pudge's name => Jeff. ^pudge's new box => so fast. i love it. ^pudge's new puppy => in town ... ^pudge's new quote => "irc killed the e-mail star". ^Pudge has to come up with a new one every few weeks. ^pudge's new saying => that there is no trusted information, only trusted sources. ^pudge's news access => hamstrung right now ^pudge's news server => severely borken. ^Pudge is cut off. ^pudge's newton alarm => set, so it will remind ^Pudge from now on. ^pudge's nex project => going to be to build the MkLinux server (kernel) fo rip masqing and then use MkLinux to give access to all ^Pudge's machines over the cable modem. ^pudge's old roomie => a long time fan and did their official home page. ^Pudge is making audio clips for him, in exchange for free CDs. ^pudge's phone => at http://www.nokia.com/americas/phones/data/252.html ^pudge's phone => at http://www.nokia.com/americas/phones/data/252.html ^pudge's pirating setup => almost complete ... ;-) ^pudge's pirating setup => almost complete ... ;-) ^pudge's plan => to use ^Pudge's MkLinux box as a gateway to ^Pudge's other boxes. ^pudge's point => that ^Pudge see absolutely not one shred of a need for it. ^pudge's salary => wayyyy to low. ^pudge's salary => wayyyy to low. ^pudge's server => in peak hours and load average of .4. very very nice. ^pudge's sign => Citgo. ^pudge's surprise at ray => that he missed the net entirely. ^pudge's sysadmin => at home three days a week. but he lives close to the office. ^pudge's team => down 7-3 at the half, and if Phan/Weir lies to ^Pudge again ^Pudge will kick his ass from here to Pittsburgh. :) ^pudge's trick => this: ^Pudge do not use any third-party extensions or utilities unless ^Pudge has to. saves ^Pudge much grief. ^pudge's voting system => better because ... ^pudge's whole day => wasted if ^Pudge give blood. ^pudge's wife => very independent-minded. ^pudge's. jerry springer => making a movie of his life. ^pudge, => this a script, or just your opinion? ^pudge, jjohn => intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter... ^pudge, yeah, move date => August. ^pudge: and then there => FreezeThaw. ^pudge: kjj: storable, i hear, => good. ^pudge: that => not an array. that is a hash reference. ^pudge: what => this "Backstreet Boys" crap? did our civilization learn nothing from the lesson of New Kids on the Block? ^pudge_ => well aware of the issues. :) ^pudge_'s other box => so freakin lagged ^puuuudge => in jersey today. ^rasta => writing a cgi program..and ^Rasta need the program to ignore a certain ip address ^satan^ => looking for something that should exist, but probably doesnt: perl interface to Lotus Notes databases ^stuntpop, again, amy_ => very sory ^u => ^wizzard^ => _ => considered a word character. _-^-_ => illuminat. _007-, however, perl 5.005 => slated to compile into Binary (IIRC). _007-, in reality, what purl => asking for does not exist yet. _01 machine => fbsd, and the linux one is slack; I built the _04 one myself. _04 => the latest public release _05 => still in the works, yes _56 => still broken with regard to CPAN.pm. _58 => out _63 => in place. a tweak to the spec file, and it'll be in place. :)) _64 => beta1trial2 _64 with threading => 1.5..3 times slower than plain _04 :( __ => not hangman, but a woman, so drop it ______ => hoping drunkmonk writes back to me. _______ => __end__ => cool. __func__ => not listed in changes ... and ^Pudge has never heard of it. __parse__ => already in 5.004, but it doesn't do anything. _abigail -> where => all the number from 1 thru 9, that need to be converted to 01 thru 09 respectively? _abigail_ => a cool squirrel with a purple tail. _austin => snorin too _b_p_ => getting an error about not being able to find IO/Socket.pm when _b_p_ use perl -c file.pl. _b_p_ isassuming _b_p_ don't have Socket.pm and was wondering where _b_p_ could get the latest version.. _b_p_ know the following => not correct, can anyone tell _b_p_ what is correct? (i'm trying to check for the * char if($tld !~ /[*]/){ _b_p_ think that => how you spell it _clerks_ => a bit vulgar, but it's an honest kind of vulgar. and it has some stuff that is just insanely funny in it. _d0c_ saw, but this => still a Perl question even though it has to do with making an index.html _dan => having a trouble writing a server ... _Dan can open the connection, but _Dan can't open it for two way communication. _dynamite => not asking questions anymore ^pudge _DynaMite just answer to reactions _end_ => in perldata. There is no MAIN. _find() => just a wrapper method for _query() :) _helios => not really wiz using irc-client _i_ => not battling anyone _js_ => slow _kernel_pidt => in asm/posix_types.h _kernel_pidt => in asm/posix_types.h _learning perl_ => considered a good start by most. _leo \lembit => not sure what you mean by `tuning' _leolo's mistake => probably slightly less drastic... i reinstalled duke nukem _line_ => a special scalar containing the current line of your Perl program. _longhair => trying to simulate "swinemeeper" _longhair guess that => good. doesn't mean _longhair hate them any less :) _m => an IRC Operator _man. ok. now if(1) => "unititialized..." _maxx => having a problem with perl for win95. _melody_ => a bot? _mordor_ => having defining a regular expression that splits an IP defined like 10.2,3.5..10.10 into @a1=(10), @a2=(2,3), @a3=(5..10) and @a4=(10). any help? _nature => running linux and 5.004_01 and _nature has perlmod _nobody_ => too important an asset. _now_ chipdude => going to go soak ChipDude's head until ChipDude can stop thinking about that. _oliver => kind of late, as allways ;) _pavel_ => a klb. _pete_ -> that => probably wise :) _phuzzy_ => waiting for "VMS for Dummies" _phuzzy_'s guess => mv _rob_'s stuff => not web reltaed btw :-) _rob__ => trying to open a file that doesn't exist, for writing... _saboo_ => using flattery to beg beg beg. _send() stupid think => the relevent method you should look at. _sky_ guess using h2ph => damn harder than listning to hanson _sky_ would read that as lunch => only serveed on fridays _tchrist_ => not sure it's critical. _tchrist_ just => looking for a good list for the two chapters. _tchrist_'s question => why the judge has adjourned for a week. _that_ => a line fimmtiu'd love to hear Mulder say. :-) _thomm's main bitch => that there doesn't seem to be anything analgous to ifconfig out of the box. _vile => asking.. what Can't find string terminator means ` => four score and seven years ago I had a dream that now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their countrytime(tm) lemonade. `[tw33ty] => the twe that should have a perm ban in this channel `` => a backquote ``_59 => a development version. ``all it has => books you can buy.'' ``You weren;'t paying attention, and you are wrong.'' ``But \mjd can't afford a book.'' ``and all he eats => gummi bears!'' ``but cgi.pm => bloated!'' ``cackle'' => the verb you are looking for. :-) ``dissecting humor => like dissecting a frog; no matter how successful, the subject is dead at the end of it.'' ``fixed'' => debatable. ``hey, this s/// => full of perl code.'' ``hi, crab => GREP! please enter your search string below:'' ``in the common people there => no wisdom, no penetration, no power of judgment.'' --Marcus Cicero ``it => difficult to understate the power and elegance of this approach.'' ``make => like Pascal...'' ``my penis => better than corn, because corn doesn't squeal when you stick those little prongs into it.'' ``perl => giving mjd a weird message.'' ``When Perl gives you a weird message, it means there is something wrong with your frobnitzz.'' ``quebec => not like the other provinces. She is a little bit more stupid.'' ``the opposide of fanatic => fanatic.'' ``the text => too round.'' ``this => a hardware bug, prbably in the keyboard-chair interface device.'' ``today => not your day.'' ``what => the ultimate nature of trueh'' SUBMIT ``why => 11 lt 2? Same reason that aa lt b.'' ``x if y'' => just like ``if (X) { Y }'' ``yes, bloor street => so exclusive that is has seceeded from the rest of the municipality.'' `ai => still alive with BK-1' `and the bacon count => 4 pieces, Jack' `associative array' => an earlier terminology, used in Snobol since the early 1970s. But Perl folks got tired of saying it, and started using the word `hash' instead, because it's easier to say. `be' => *already* passive. `blat' => akin to `bleat'. `butane => a bastard gas' `cc' => for `c compiler'. `classic rock => for pussies' `cmd` => the same as running cmd and opening a pipe to its stdout right? `constant.pm' => about four lines of actual code. `craps' => actually from a similar word in an earlier English dice game. `dat' => a type of tape drive. `date` => just a front end to C date functions. EPO-man don't think you can "feed" date strings. man date. :) `does not return anything' => an impossibility in Perl. `dude, your mom => *hot*!'. 'Shut UP Ted.' or something like that `era => DynaLoader complaining now? `font' => akin to `fountain'. Think of baptismal fonts. `foo' in x => foo => colored different from X => 'Foo' `hacked' => wrong. It was a good job. `harp' => ambiguous. `hate' => too strong a word here. `i'm guess[sic] that this => initialization code and that no Motif widgets that have fontList resources have been created yet.' -- Chuck Dillon `in-' in `inflammable' => like `en-' in `enflame', not like the `in-' in `invisible'. `interpolation' => not a bad idea. `ir-' in `irregardless' => just meaningless and etymologically unjustifiable. `is it a bane, or => it a curse/could the incompetence get much worse/or does incompetence start with an `e'?/nobody knows/aol' `kill' => the killer ap. `kugel' => indeed Yiddish, but nearly all Yiddish was German first. `learning perl' by schwartz => supposed to be good. `lenity' => \mjd's middle name. `lib' => literal `ls` => inexcusable in a Perl script `main' => irrelevant here. `merlyn' => an old eggdrop bot. `my' variable => in scope from the place it appears until the end of the file. `mysql' raw client => `n' => for `New'. `naut' => a sailor. `no nocarrier => not!' `no one => ever touching \lembit's code except me' is a ridiculous notion `no os' => `no' => almost useless. `no, there => no current way to prototype methods. PEriod.' -- dear old Tom `no, you fool! "plink" => an autodecrement, not a multiply..that's "plunk"!' `octopodes' => wrong, because `octopus' was *never* Greek. There simply never was any such Greek word. `octopuses' => dated to at least 1884. `oh yeah, her head => in his lap. she's sleepy. ya-hoo.' `patch' => the output of the `diff' program. It's a list of changes, additions, and deletions to the source files, with context. `penii' => a non-word, BTW. The correct Latin plural is `penes'. `perl builder => the first true Rapid Applicaton Development (RAD) tool for Perl!' `perl' machine? what => that? `perlvar' => no longer maintained? `pwd` => not portable. `re' => a prefix in English and Latin that indicates that somethnig is happening again. `require strict' => a no-op. `sayten => trying to split a key=value line into two parts to go into an array. The line `Sayten isusing is this. @blah = split /=/, $_ `screen' => very nice. `shebang line' => almost as bad as `string pipe' `si' in spanish and french => the *same word*. `spiceboy' => a clever nickname for an EE major. `sputnik has a question.... => there an internal perl command that tells you what directory the program is in/has opened? `sputnik mean, => that from somewhere, or just random words purl people use? `sputnik's latest thing => writing a bomb/missile detonator TI program `stingy' => really the wrong word. `stubborn ignorance' => a nice catch-all. `taxi' => the *same word* in Portuguese and English. `telnet localhost' => too kludgy. `the circle => complete. Now it is \mjd who is the master.'' `there => a hole in your mind' `thimbs' => etymologically defensible. `toilet' => just bizarre. `tom phoenix' => an excellent name. `unfuste' => nice. `unit's => standard on most unix systems. Don'y you have it? `unix' provided `-ansi' => not specified. `use strict` => indispensible for headspace-stretching projects `use version' => better than `require VERSION' in light of differing syntax. `while ($x = )' => slated to be fixed, too. It isn't fixed in 5.004. `who => irc.edu' `wize' => a mistype for `wise'. `write' => only for formatted output. `yard' of fabric => actually a yard-ell. `your id => unguessable so long as nobody knows the algorithm, but once they find this message in the mod_perl archives, then they can derive the session ID with a short brute-force attack.' `your motherboard => so dumb, it takes her an hour-and-a-half to watch 60 minutes' a => www a nose ring => a bit sexier, maTo. a ref to a glob => a `file descriptor'. a, yeehaw => a newbie trying to make yeehaw's first script ... a-w => a good publisher a.s. => a fvwm95 hack a.s.h. => kind of the black sheep of the depression-related ng's. a.s.r => alt.sysadmin.recovery or the scary devil monastery a.zzzz => a horror!! a/s/l => Go back to AOL, kid. a/ux => Apple's port of UNIX to the Mac. It is no longer supported, and was never very good. a2j, the return value from ?: => one of the last two values, depending on whether the first one is true or false a2jfreak understand... this => a precedence example a2lloyd, system => your friend. perldoc -f system a2p => awk2perl or in the perl distribution a4 => slightly different, reformat the Postscript a=rx => r-xr-xr-x a^b => true iff a and b are different. aa => ftp://ftp.ta.jcu.cz://pub/aa or http://www.ta.jcu.cz://aa aaaaaahh! amagosa => BLIND! aaaaaand, how much => Photoshop? aaaack! the new power search => in at dejanews, Tkil see! aack => one of purl's relatives at #unixhelp that can help people with all the dumb unix questions they see fit to ask on #perl. aah purl => crab's bud from undernet #linux? aah, a csu/dsu => fully digital and on a leased line or switched-56k. Definately not standard stuff :) aah, but io::* => a security risk aah, so bonk => a variant of teardrop? aah, the rest of the program => the complex part? aah. l => 32 bits wide aah. the ego => obviously vastly superior to mine. aapl => down 3/16 to 29 1/2. should go up over $30 easy soon. aargh. cpan => huge-ish. Ave guess Ave is better off obtaining ANY other langauge source and just port to perl... heh aast => not the ONLY one ab :) as oznoid => sure you know ab => giving a talk on this at TPC Stupid believe. ab, => that Jon's book? ab, i thing voyager => really bad ab2> what if $hostname => 'server9*&%$#" ab2> what if $hostname => 'server9*&%$#" ab2> what if the hostname => 'server9' abacus => a reliable solid-state biquinary device now partly superseded by the Cray series. abagail, the existing script => a common one (simplebase), all CyberCow need is to have it reviewed and tested . . abandon planet => Lets get out of here. abbreviation for 'appelwhee' => 'Alw'. abc => foobar abend => correct, 16 abend has got you beat - abend => looking at 6 abend mean, the games thing => one of the few win95 advantages over NT... abend should say, this => windows messaging 4.0 under NT abend think the world => divided into people who liked Fargo and those who didin't abend's company => paying for abend's masters - that's a nice bennie abend, => that the channel1 high school tv show thingy? :) abend, abigail => not making 55k. Abigail is making (as of last Friday) 40k. abend, no, nocarrier => not. abend, sort -rn | head => usually better... ;-) abend, true, but amy| => not creative. abend, working in ny => ok.... *if* you work and live in Manhattan. ;) abend:windblows => amazing? abends => what you get if you are scuba diving and you come back to the surface too fast aberrant => not really interested in debating why Aberrant can't do what Aberrant can't do. it's a given that Aberrant must live with. Not a self-imposed constraint. abi => a cool dudette. or quick on the draw abi i suspected adobe => sponsored by the international lumber cartel to encourage people to use more paper abi or => this a special clinic specalized on Crack and Coke problems? abi there => that Nirvana song: "Teenage angst has paid off well, now Murr is bored and old" abi what keith means => that he has seen only one direction of transformation abi yes q[merlyn] => in NYC until next sunday abi's => the other way PerlJam was thinking, but it's the same as the if-way. abi's resume => impressive, if memory serves. abi, => that maybe because they are about to get chewed up and spit out? abi, ^pudge => just guessing. but from all i can see, and from Peter Prymmer, sending 015\012 as CRLF is wrong, it should be r\n, which becomes something liek 015\025. abi, hmm, actually joebloe => not sure, reverse is weird abi, sap => what was on Jesper Parnevik's hat before "Callaway" abi, that => evil. and it might break someday. :-) abi, this => what turns people into contractors abierto => cerrado. abigail -> what the hell => going on now? abigail <- resdev => sure Baton or `Sputnik could help you with that. abigail => a Maiden-Mother-Crone triune goddess. abigail bet 3077 => very common in sequences as well.... abigail don't know. abigail => not even sure why BM would speed up a single search. abigail don't think #perl => the right channel for python questions. abigail guess honey => the right way. abigail has the book. book => at home. abigail mean, .1 => obviously the firewall, and .17 the mailserver. abigail said, there => _NO_ equivalent. abigail saying gcc => easier to install than perl abigail wonder if abigail => lagged. abigail's answer => from a Sun as well. 5.004_04. abigail's camel => signed by Randal & Tom. abigail's code => very clean. Tkil disagree with some of her whitespace / curly-bracket usage, but her structure is impeccable. abigail's escape key => left of the 1. abigail's example => quadratic. system is only linear. abigail's kernel => 664580 bytes. abigail's machine => called 'betelgeuse', which is pronounced 'beetle juice'... abigail's name => Abigail. Good friends can call Abigail Abby. But both Abigail and Abby are spelled with capitals. abigail's point => that it is silly to say "get rid of the opening logo and we'll pretend the rest of the OS isn't there" abigail's ~ => in the top right. abigail, => that the same thing as Dictionary.pm? abigail, and that situation => improved on other platforms? :-) abigail, jjohn agree. c => necessary, but not to be liked. Like Fortran. abigail, joebloe => not sure what country she lives in/plays in/is a resident of/is a citizen of ... as you can see, joebloe is expert on all things tennis abigail, no.. im_a_plan => a Network Engineer, but trying to use perl to help im_a_plan out. abigail, perl => NICE! abigail, sorry, leverage => not an expert.. abigail, that => a fair analysis for algorithm designers, not that jjohn is one. ;) abigail, the air of authority => akin to that of the camel. abigail, what => 5.004's auto-seed for rand() based on? abigail, what it does add => a bunch of examples of idiomatic Perl style abigail, where => "Perl books I wish I could read" :-) abigail/who => purl abigail; chingon- => trying to do s/acct./account(?)/g <--- where... abigale, fraefaerf => trying to decode a regex here, what does this do to a var? ability to flood a t1 => not..nevermind, he's gone about 1 out of like 30 => a "hacker wanna be" about 135 => the max it's ever been about 200/day => mailing lists, but the other 200 usually require some weird-ass attention. about 5 floppies => the base Debian isn't it... about 60% of the mldbm => overhead, with data that is close to what amagosa is going to be storing in it. about 75 percent of contrib => mine right now. about as outta dates as *i* => on valentines day about half => pod.. about how big => miniperl? about how hops => related to marijuana about how many pages, printed => 30K of code? about the only dirt => when it rains mud. about the only html i write => documentation. and, i suppose i'm sort of kinda working on happybob's site to rewrite it. above boston => nice, though. above code => actually Roderick's, nOcARRier's code (where nOcARRier discovered this sort of discrepancy) does a $SIG{INT} = 'IGNORE' if nOcARRier is the child. abracadabra => almost a palindrome abrasion => voiced. abs => absolute value function absolute path => one that begins with a `/', to it specifies a path starting at the root instead of starting at the current directory. absolute power, => absolutely,! the woman => bound to win ;-) absolutely. imo iq => relatively useless. abstract => the landlord of xaven, apart of the infobot development team at http://infobot.org or mailto:adam@infobot.org abstraction => there so you can be verbose abuse => free. abvy => the bostonian variant abyss => still being developed though. ac2 => _Applied Cryptography_, 2nd ed, by Bruce Schneier. academic research => useless acceleration => everything. accelx => commercial? or freeware? accept => accept an incoming socket connect acces => just trying to find out wholes access => the ODBC access interface for odbc => mapping to a file access_log => for w3b servers accessibility => the issue. accessing dynamics => 10% slower than accessing lexicals. accessor function => a closure accesswatch => AccessWatch?! Fuck that shit! ANALOG! according to the govt, hash => often abused. according to top the script => only using about 3 megs when it barfs account => still active !! account => still active !! account => still active !! account => still active !! account => still active !! acf => passing it an argument acf wonder what chapter 3 => like acf, then fimmtiu's guess => that $words[$lc] doesn't equal someword, and it's dropping out of the sub. achieving a state of zen => equivalent to replacing /sbin/init with /bin/true. :) achim's archive => at http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/ ack i hate it when cpan.pm => broken ack tell slavegrl^ when it => over ack! net::irc => actually in CPAN now... wow... ack! that => why Slavegrl^'s X is Slavegrl^'s X LOL ack, #cgi => STILL dead ack, the barium drink => starting to catch up with JHetfield ack, the file => full of control-m's heh ack, the link => dead.. ack. abigail => going to love all the bold crap that just went past her screen. :) acknowledges that hendrix => everywhere ... behind elvis acknowledges that vorsprung => entitled to an opinion aclu => trying to get a local library to NOT use netnanny (or whatever software they have) acm => the association for Computing Machinery. acos => not an elementary function so Murr guess it was just bug fixes in Math::Complex.pm acronyms => Please seed me with your acronym before use. See YM, NSA, ISTR for examples. act => on 0..36, I think. actaully, santa monica => really cool activatestate port => dead. lame. old. active desktop => part of IE4. active ingredient => diclofenac sodium, either 50mg or 100mg active state debugger => bad a shit though... active tags => rxvt with 'tags' built in. see: http://dingus.mit.edu/ active^x hear ms sql server => betta activeschmuck => bad news. Use Sarathy's port. activeshit => not behaving in accordance. activestate => http://www.activestate.com/support/faqs/PerlforWin32_FAQ5.html or perl's evil twin or perl with a goatee activestate faq#5 => activestate perl => strange. activestate port => behind the times activestate quirks => http://www.activestate.com/support/faqs/Perl_for_Win32_FAQ_5.html activestate stuff => currently quite broken activestate's homepage => all fucked up. it just asked rudefix for a cookie about 100 times. $#@$$!!! activestate's perl => on perl.com? activestate's port of perl => severely flawed. activestate.com => a *great* resource for Perl for Win. activeware's latest version => 5.003 activex => an inherent security hole big enough to nuke the Pentagon with. activex.com => a CNET site?! actress's name => Jeri Ryan. actual $sth => stored on a static hash, so all instances of this object can share methods/statement handles. actual .so file => within: /var/home/dynastat/perl/lib/site_perl/sun4-solaris/auto/DBI actual code that does => about five lines, but crimethnk has extra junk in there. actual error => the message which is caught. I don't see a way to catch the individual problems in the compile. actual expanded equation => more like actual handle => DAMMIT actual intreperter => written in C :) actual merlyn-speak => not until saturday. actual stepping through => fast. actually ... fixdawg => kind of nice ... lej mean, you know what happens to a dog or a cat when you "fix" it ;-) actually ... mowie => not at the same system that contains the script... actually ... the fastest pii => slower than the fastest PPro at 32 bit instructions then actually .99.4 => the newest release and its gtk based actually => '000000' true? actually \mjd => vastly unimportant. actually a friend of mine => starting just such a project. actually amagosa => feeling pretty good at the moment. The Perfect Drug :) actually bugtraq => archived at geek-girl.com (note hyphen) actually crypt => fairly weak. actually dem think 2.1 => frozen for new adds already actually doesn't think envy => a sin, if you play it right actually drforr => still waiting for a connect message. Probably better try again later today. actually for emacs it => C-h.. :) just saying they are very similar to each other :) actually gryphon => using perldoc actually http://www.vqf.com => probably the quickest source. actually it => invoicing system actually joebloe => not sure, but it's 400v (or thereabouts) actually jt_vibes => not, but it would have made for good conversation... actually kanin do. but what => kanin comparing it against? Operations Manag. class? Of course kanin like it. actually module => a typeglobber's delight. actually netscape => better than IE, why? haven't you noticed how netscape loads faster than IE? actually numeric string => ok too..... can you show me the line(s) in perl? actually oznoid => in the robotics program here... oznoid mainly work in speech recognition and synthesis. Mainly synthesis these days. actually renaud => probably looking for a library not a module actually rzr's database => just Files in directory actually sloejack => hoping to learn some new ways of using it at SANS... there's a day class on doing all kinds of stuff with sSH actually that => what nroff really need to do actually the 'station => actually the idea => that if the pinball game is the best thing I can come up with about NT then there's something really wrong with eitehr NT or me :) actually the ironic thing => that the best mac emulation is to run shapeshifter under UAE... actually the limit => actually the one jerji sent => good for \mjd. actually the problem => that the documentation you want is in crontab(5), and when you ask for man crontab you get crontab(1), and so you have to know the secret incantation to get what you want. actually the real problem => that a lot of kit beers fall very loosely into the "brown porter" category actually the real reason \mjd => reviewing it is they offered to send \mjd a free copy. actually the version i have => 5.003 code7's mistake actually there => another way actually this => a menu based system for our helpdesk actually this war => biological with antrax actually ug's first assertion => not quite right. actually unix => aging very gracefully actually unix[tm] => owned by SCO. actually wes => responsible for answering the 812-981-7139 number actually what's cool => that the contexts are stored externally. actually, "." => not a fabulous way of stringing things together actually, 1.1 => decent. actually, 15/16 => better than 90%/ actually, 300g3 => about 600PII actually, 5.005 => going to be bundled with the SoulStealer module actually, => there a way to trap the "kill" in such a way that the app can gracefully shut down before dealth? actually, \gardner => not too far from describing the Commodore PET, which -was- the first computer \Gardner worked on. ;-) actually, ^pudge => not sure she still works with ORA. ^Pudge forget. actually, `flammable' => a recent coinage, because people were confused by `inflammable'. actually, a secret oft writ => a pretty fabulous oxymoron. thx bholz. actually, all i really need => a non-crippled account on a UNIX box somewhere that isn't behind a firewall. I can't stand bholzman's ISP actually, ama => probably checking out the porn site he hosts :) actually, amy, q[merlyn] => *paid* for usenet posts. actually, arkuat think ~= => a valid operator if you can go $foo = $foo ~ 4; # or whatever actually, auto => what I had on...still didn't work actually, billgate => at work but logged in remotely. just setup a firewall two nights ago... actually, chip => about to turn freelance actually, erik n => a pretty high-up gnu emacs maintainer... actually, even the example => misleading, since the one right after it isn't a run-time error in the same way that one is a compile time error. actually, fastcgi => C programming and Unix system configuration, believe it or not actually, fimm's case => probably one instance where index probably would be certainly faster than regex. actually, french => harder than english actually, i don't care => MS stays or goes. actually, i think ^pudge => on MS' side this time. actually, i think that dougm => doing something with mod_perl for the NT PRK actually, i think u => right actually, i'm told there => a lot of useless BS you have to go through to be an MSCE for NT Server. actually, i'ver heard uunet => openning up offices in some smaller markets, maybe by negotating with a smaller market you can go big that way. actually, if any wants satan => abend's master (which is short, but funny), it's on abend's site... actually, if microecon => taught right, it is a very useful study. actually, intel => known for sucky cpus, but cyrix and friends are even worse, as you know :) actually, it => more like: actually, java => c++-- :_)_ actually, jjohn => using Thompson's Toolkit for NT. A Bournish shell. Odd. actually, joe => often quite random actually, keithw => not sure what you mean by, 'closures'... Please explain... :) actually, lbxproxy => competent over 28.8, depending. actually, lej => wondering why on earth lej punish lej every night by staying up late, when lej know lej has to get up at 5:30am on weekdays actually, locking => by filedescriptor, isn't it? not Tkil's expertise, sorry. actually, maybe that => not a good idea; i don't want to let that dirtbag look at ^Pudge's mail, and he would, too. actually, maybe that => not a good idea; i don't want to let that dirtbag look at ^Pudge's mail, and he would, too. actually, muaddie => going to try to do most everything with floppies at Internet Cafes actually, nature's hash => nature's first experiment with objects actually, netbsd => quite well-respected, except rudefix has found the installer to be *nasty*. actually, nfs => usually over udp, as far as orev know actually, no qw[jeff] => not actually, no. stupid => wrong. Two are about the buffer overflow. actually, nocarrier => not. actually, nocarrier => not. actually, orev => at kodak, haven't been at RIT for a while, but orev don't think kodak will appreciate it if orev install irc on the firewall.. actually, perl code => correct if it does what [petey says *and* has -w and use strict; in it actually, perljam => in a bit of a quandry.. PerlJam is in favor of magic open *and* PerlJam is in favor of Chip's patch for security reasons. actually, port 80 => what Toneei need to come into on the remote server (www.ups.com)... does Toneei's port 80 have to talk to it's port 80 or can Toneei make Toneei's port >1024 talk to its port 80? actually, purl => easy actually, qw[jeff] => a 57 year old transvestite from Greenland. actually, right now it => real simple. everything that is not a lower case letter is a point. actually, rootbeer => checking the SCSI subsystem right now. rootbeer think it's finally terminated. actually, rudefix => surprised that he didn't call you an op whiner. he did that to rudefix. :-) actually, rudefix's jetta => cooled by a monkey with a fan actually, sarathy's port => better. actually, sic => seeing something actually, stupid => not sure if its using mh, smail or sendmail. actually, stupid_ => doing that right now. actually, that thing that => the default WM in RH5.0 is something that looks very similar to, but is not, AfterStep. actually, the 0 idiosyncrasy => a Unix thing. actually, the big problem => that our /etc/passwd is enourmous. And /etc/aliases is huge, too and we add to it every minute or so. Every time we add to it, sendmail rebuilds its aliases DBM. actually, the conference. site => worthless as well :( actually, the conference. site => worthless as well :( actually, the magic of /e => in perlop, prolly. actually, the number => down from the same time last year actually, the registry => one of NT/95's better ideas, one they borrowed from Apollo's DomainOS. actually, the sob => taking 20 years to load the friggin cd actually, the solaris machine => running apache and cold fusion. actually, there => #latin, so Murr guess #perl makes sense actually, these days winkola => in the same camp as rudefix. actually, this => not a TCP exploit. The problems occurr in IP packet reassembly. actually, this discussion => moot unless kerneld is started up before the network file is executed actually, this machine => ide, hmm . . . actually, tkil => THE man. actually, tmtowtdi => in console mode with green color actually, today winkola => trying to write some C. actually, vega (in lyra) => a blue-white star.... actually, vi => like a powerbar. it's simple, fast, and always gets the job done. actually, what => access the array given the reference? actually, what i could say => that, these days, the book publishing industry wouldn't know a grammatical sentence if it slapped them in the face. actually, what i really want => that monitor. actually, what orwant'd like => not an article just about gettext, but about locales and internationalization in general. gettext would be a chunk of that article, presumably. actually, what release => 3.0 in now? rudefix mean, what's the date or is it in 3.0-stable now? actually, what winkola'd like => to find a solution for Macs. Winkola can't get CAP to compile on BSD/OS 3.1. actually, what you should do => this [and you won't even have to change your library!]: actually, when i learned perl => when i first really started to enjoy programming actually, while lej => online lej should go and read some hints for the first non-training mission in Star Trek Academy actually, winkola => on a Macintosh at this second. actually, with f90, fortran => starting to look like a programming language. actually, yours => better for what fitz wanna do with it. fitz really was just gonna go through that final array and print a bunch of stuff, so your works fine. actully darcyb => more intrested in answers then spliffs right now acu.umb.edu => "experiencing Bureaucratic Difficulties" acually physical line => just copper...same for both frame and t1 acutally, the truth => only the 3rd or 4th best policy. ad => code. ad_link => getting 'EOF in string at jtfs/city.pl line 357' ada => Ada Lovelace ada in 1967 => a song by steely dan or something ada itself => odd ada lovelace => the world's first programmer adam => writing a script to format Adam's coding for c programs Adam is writing and Adam'd like to make all of Adam's single spaces that Adam use to indent at the begginning of lines into tabs adam alexander => a fool. adam back => the same guy who wrote RSA in three lines of Perl. adam sandler => next! adam_ -> what => the problem? adam_ => going to try this: adam_ know this => really easy, but adam_ need to know quickly adamb want to learn perl => it worth it ? adamm purl => on your way to object-oriented enlightenment adamm_ => trying to parse a file but adamm_ is unsure of how to do pattern matching, could someone help adamm_ please? adamm_ can see adamm_ => not going to get any help here adamm_ know this => a perl channel but are there any bash scripters in here? adapt, find out what it => using, and use it for that adaptec => down 14.5 points today. adapter:: => probably what you want ... Adapter::File, Adapter::DBM, and Adapter::DBI adaptive scoring => nifty adaptor => in http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/id/SRIRAM/examples.tar.gz adaptor::* => more than I need add 1900. this => a FAQ. add => attention deficit disorder add a print "test => good" just after the open brac add a print "test => good" just after the open brac add handler model => nice for only one connection per programl. add rtfm => not a linux package format addi think the question => about wether the module CGI, depends on Addi not using redirects.. But Addi can agree it can be classifed as #cgi addition => more cosmic than the bitwise operators address and phone => on the bragsheet.html in the url that purl knows addstar => =) adduser => written in perl, read that addy => sounds dangerous. addys => sounds dangerous. adelphia.net. what hurts => that it is the only cable modem provider around. adjusting your own karma => not possible, and it will soon have negative consequences. admin => kind of a dork admin of a machine => *supposed* to be a honest, law-abiding person...right? admin of the machine tom_g => ircing from is paranoid enough to have a "custom" fingerd. Try finger @xenu.phys.uit.no admin stuff => for $30k high school dropouts admits ey => only guessing admits he => now to bx and always was thinkin bx had no nick completion... admits perl in nvi and vim => sorta shaking his faith in God of editors... admits that arkuat => just guessing admittedly she => damn cute (you haven't seen the good pictures:) but I'm not relocating anytime soon, and I doubt she is either. admittedly, 2 drforr 98 => specialized... admittedly, it probably => more efficient... but he could do it in a less one-sided way. hm... Tkil is getting defensive again. adobe has the distiller which => quite nice ...but you have to start out with a ps document format adrenal => defining a string $blah = "test:test"; and was wondering it that would work adriel => trying to set @rcdvars to : return unpack (i Adriel etc..., $buf); from a file adsl => not a broad solution. adultery => a social crime, but even more than that, it shows a pattern of a lack of integrity, in the adultery and in the lies about it. advance => a nice incentive ... and a great way to keep the author working! rudefix speak from experience that an extra $1000 or so every 3 months is great! advanced perl programming => cool advantage => that if exec is smart, so's IPC::Open3. advantage of gnome => that it doesnt replace your wm.. it just gives you some things on top of it advantage of using dbi/dbd => that your code is transportable to another DBD advantage to \mjd => obvious. advantange => *no zombies* advertising => a form of lying for corporate gain. advil => for girls advocacy => http://www.plover.com/~mjd/advocacy/manifesto.html adze => like an axe, only blunter adze, this => mldbm version 2 yeah? aegis => the regression test software |n| read about before aenima => regex's FreeBSD box at home! aenima, on the other hand, => one of the best albums that rudefix has *ever* heard aero bar example => /(.*)*/. it's the matches of nothing that make it useless aesthetics => why I use wmx aesthetics => why I use wmx af => for Address Family. af* => already defined in C. It's not even really useful to learn in the first place. af_inet => the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. afaic => As Far As ^Pudge is Concerned afaics => as far as i can see afaik <-- what => that?? afaik => As Far As \I Know afaik, l1 cache => managed by another microcontroller. afaik, there => no operator that can distinguish between string and numeric context like wantarray does between, scalar, array, and void... afaik, this => a situation in which the matcher may not actually make progress affect => trnasitive in this case afk => away from keyboard afk, ryans mom => being a ho afk, ryans mom => being a ho afk, ryans mom => being a ho afla => a four letter acronym afm => Adobe Font Manager afraid? hmm... why the fuck => that? africa => not a country, it's a continent dude african-american => a stupid term. afs => cool ;) after a command => done ? after all 2 + (3,4) => 6 (==2+4) but 2+3,4 is 4 (==(2+3),4) - so if the same goes for undef it looks ok after all, all system() does => ask a shell to do its dirty work for you. after all, all system() does => ask a shell to do its dirty work for you. after each award => a \n after exchange, amazon.com => roughly what i pay at Camelot after ibm => charging a few million a year, i think they decided to not gouge too much more. but even that sounds suspicious, yes. after line 35 there => a a foreach segment which should be executed. after line 78 there => a comment, 2 prints, another comment and the end of file - nigel can't explain that. after midnight and \mjd => still awake. after purl => all done cleaning your mess, I have a perl question :-) after rys => done sending what rys wanted to send after that statement, $string => either defined (a line from the file) or undef (end of file). You may want to say this after that line: last unless defined $string; after that, ^pudge => not sure if they just pick the next letter from the front, or whatever looks good. after the file => open, instead of reading it all in (and filling up your ram), you simply tell it to seek to the right record, and read only that data in. after the fire there => after the first load of wash => in the dryer after the parser => friendly amagosa will resume work on amagosaConnection.pm after the reboot => finished after the system($command); => done, i want it to go back to print "prompt# "; after the terminator there => no whitespace or a ; after the while the first line => in $_ then the second line is being put in $input. after this, joe, purl => hereby requested to go read afternoon => Good Afternoon... aftershock => mostly cinnamon. afterste => a bloody *huge* insult to anyone who has ever even used NeXTSTEP afterstep 1.0 => the closest thing to a perfect window manager archon has found afterstep => afterstep classic => nice. It's basically 1.0 with bugfixes. ag nettools => awesome for windows...and free again the difference => at lex time. again, *what the hell => getinfo*? again, nt bashing here => really preaching to the choir. again, this => not a model of efficiency or anything. again, tkil think the answer => yes. again, tkperl => dead rudefix's friend. are you sure that you are not actually using pTk? again, winkola => not being critical. Winkola don't know anything about NeXT, except that they look cool. agdept => investigating the aerial cyote-killing program because four pilots have been killed in the past year and a half. Doh! age => no excuse. go read a perl book agent => such a buzzword these days agentk => getting "cannot find termination heading" for the following: agh, embperl => written by a EASL person. agh, jonn_jonz's net => syuckey today. agh. pause => down? agis => a spam hoster. They lost most, if not all, clued technical personal a long time ago. agreed, but cable => cheap and fast until the script kiddies get their paws on it. agreed, lynx => prety powerful these days. agreed, the standard dist. => far too large already agreed. all drforr has got => one bird, and she keeps DrForr's hands pretty full. Especially now that she's trying to talk. agreed. drforr => just playing at being an H*ML purist. agreed. efnet #linux => only useful for FAQs agreed. efnet #linux => only useful for FAQs agreed. even if it => a DumbOS. :) agreed. even if it => a DumbOS. :) agreed. qmail configuration => a breeze agreed. regex => in College right now, and the majority of people probably couldn't install Linux on their own. agreemetns => that you'll call $ef->on_nick(parm,parm) when you see a nick change. agrees that c++ => a bad joke, but would be suprised if Bjorn were to own up agrees that payola => involved ah :) by the way, o'reilly => coming out with a pilot book ;) ah :) crime: obvious => thinking about visiting boston and thought obvious'd ask where is cool stuff, when NOT to come (eg during the marathon) etc ah => $who: grasshopper, that is only the beginning. ah but => it better than network stuffs than solaris? ah but at-at => right ah but oznoid => in PA now. and she's married. ah but the no-repeat => working ah davet => back again =) ah ha! st voyager => at 9:00 tonight... ah ha!!! this tkp program => working now and not making zombies..it still core dumps on exit but a definite improvement ah his new nick => hackworth ah merl, in boston, it => customary to wear your underwear on the outside... ah ok :) obvious => not personally gay, but some folks are ah sh csh => a good thing sometimes ah so water sking => out ah the reason mrsolo ask => because unless you sign up with la bells ah this => for psx ah well this => useless anyway ah well, leg => getting very bad, bbl. and pudge, i uspect ie isn't actually seeing content-type text/plain. ah well. ^pudge => off to bed. ah what you need => concept ah x, => there anything you CAN'T do... ah yes london => more expensive than cumbria ah yes only lej => chillin' out or failing to ah yes, that => insane yet brilliant ah yes, win32::odbc => what arkuat did find, and failed to investigate closely for obvious reasons ah! freiheit know what it => now. it's the server for the special m ah! l337 => total newbie cluelessness? ah! so jjohn => NOT INSANE! (about this anyway...) ah, "how would i use it" => c*i. Agreed ah, $ => hex ah, => it the March 23rd-25th course you will be doing? ah, @dl_librarypath => what you want ah, ^pudge => corrected. ah, af_inet => exported by default from Socket. ah, but "best" => subjective. :) ah, but purl => not going to do any SMTP POP3 ? ah, but the .something => important. try perl -V ah, but the important question => Tera, do women love you? ah, but this => for Inspire's own scripts.. ah, but to sf => cheaper. ah, cmu => liberated once again ah, good. all => right with the world. ah, i see. "address => that thing which allows you to find something". since refs-as-strings have "useless address", thus not an address. ah, ie => stupidly putting extension before content-type. ie is stupid that way. ah, in which case it => t0ny^'s ipfwadm settings that must be wrong... ah, intelligent life => returning to the channel ah, it found it, but => it a good one? ah, james caan => shorter than Nick Nolte ah, kobaz => unbanned now ah, macperl => safe JohnPC guess ah, macperl => safe JohnPC guess ah, no obvious => just doing a weird task ah, now t0ny understand what => happening :) ah, ok. ease of distribution => a damn good reason ah, on the nt box abend => on right now, it is literally the small >> character in there ah, p5p => flowing again. ah, pthb.. meep => learning :) ah, purl => right. ah, shell script => easier. ah, so $rlentry => is a reference to an array? ah, so $var => the name of the variable ah, so 1 => positive? ah, so as long as it => dereferenced properly, t0ny will have three values ? :) ah, so roy7 => checking for the lock wrong? ah, so select => just plain broken on AS perl ah, so the 1st edition => not even worth reading right now. ah, so the diff => down to hair splitting and dogmas... ah, so the diff => down to hair splitting and dogmas... ah, so the original may date => still the target for E - had kjj worried for a second ah, thanks. how => that working? The Roderick applies to first space-separated word? ah, that's better. now, => $size the empty string or undef? ah, the load => down to 21 now. much better. ah, the naming convention => different ah, the nation's capital => trying to catch up with the rest of the world, ho ho ho ah, the order can get hosed => what you are saying? ah, the world => cruel. etc. ah, then our work => done here.... ah, then perljam => a victim of linux+rpm :-) ah, there => none ah, this => sounding good. ah, well, perljam => wrong then. ah, well, the computer => in nearly perfect running order, so i declare this time to go to sleep ah, wget => probably what JohnPC want, yes, JohnPC has heard of it before ah, what => do that? ah, what perl does => best, is it? :) ah, yes, no => a special word for purl ah, yes. \c\ => a non printable. ah, you mean when the xs => loaded then. ah. => $who: grasshopper, that is only the beginning. ah. dr3 of mklinux => due soon. DR2 of Rhapsody just came out. ah. drforr => not awake either. ah. griddle => more general. ah. i see. so karma(0) => good stuff then :) ah. jvc think jvc => finally seeing what purl is actually for :) ah. maybe that's it. perljam => probably just keying off of the name and that he was using some sort odd table. ah. no, $150 => too much for Abigail. ah. perl => not /usr/bin/perl ah. purl => not like an eggdrop then. ah. so whats in rhapsody that => going to revolutionise the way we work with 'puters? ah. the bus on the sv memory => the width of an SV, but the one on the AV memory is the width of an AV. You can access an AV and an SV simultaneously, and get them both in one cycle. ah. this one => just dual. ah. tkil => in the former category... just curious when Tkil's reading materials are going to arrive. thanks for the info. ah. tom => awake. ah. well, that => bad ah. yes. excedrin => a pain killer, usually used for headaches. and ^Pudge's statement is an ad for excedrin they've been using for years. aha! => \mjd allowed to use underscores? aha! this => some evil shit. x display in browser via plugin http://www.wpine.com/products/WebTerm-X/index.html aha. so $s->up => "free", and $s->down is "get". ahead of it => @ARGV = grep { ... } @ARGV ahh .. all i want => ahh hiro => Ashish Gulati? ahh java => evil, Tripp6 don't touch that... ahh look, this => just wrong. How convenient ahh oiffer see. oiffer => catching your sarcasm ahh perlweb - #cgi => deadish ahh so this => for like other stuff ? ahh where => cheekyboy when you need him... ahh! #bitchx => hosed...no help there. ahh! nbplkup => neato! ahh! news server => back up. ahh! sigs3gv's isdn => 64K per B ahh! south park => on. ahh, => merlyn mutating today? two merlyn noggins? egg noggins? ahh, bigger => better. I forgot. ahh, but jeff => here ahh, goss => not good at pop culture. ahh, here => it. ahh, learning => ahh, mime::entity => a subclass of Mail::Internet. Cool. ahh, ok, so what exactly => happening Friday then?> ahh, right, system() => fork() ahh, rudefix see. rudefix => still really keen on finishing the work that rudefix started with X and the CPAN module. would be kind of like the RH 5.0 package manager or what have you ... ahh, so the table => actually the 2dim. array then? ahh, so this => one of your in/frequent visits to nj ahh, solaris => cool longhair ahh, this => cool ahh, well. your mail::folder => still in alpha, right? ahh, well. your mail::folder => still in alpha, right? ahh, what page => it on?? ahh, what page => it on?? ahh, yes it => ... had to flush it from lej's cache. ahh. hmm perl => nice.. hmm ahh. so a select() => in order. ahh. socket.pm => warbled in solaris. ahhggg! this => so anoying. Person- can only access Person-'s server through FTP and it is ALWAYS busy! ahhh great that => what draught was worried about.....when would ` ` be used then? ahhh! the coke machine => off! ahhh! their home page => frighteningly complicated. ahhh! why => Stupid_'s default editor suddenly vi? ahhh, but your html => safe and protected ahhh, but your html => safe and protected ahhh, but your html => safe and protected ahhh, there purl => :-) ahhh, yes. but net::smtp => shipped with the win32 standard port. then again, the win32 standard port is not compatible with dick hardt's win32 port in terms of OLE extensions. ahhh, yes... but => it a K-bar? ahhha!! so $1 => the actual length ahhhh! crimethnk's k key => stuck! ahhhh. __data__ => for modules. ahhhh. so this lease => a short one? ahm, what => trim leading spaces? ai => PURL IS THE ONLY REAL AI!!! aidata => working on a sort of Mail reader on perl. (via the WWW) aiiieee! love bvoat => back on the air! aim higher... 1ghz => possible with a RISC chip now... air => polluted air speed of an unlaiden caeml => well... african camel or european. air speed of an unlaiden camel => well... african camel or european. airscape => veblen's favorite track. aisgosa => 6 hops from primenet east/west, different T1 for each :) aix 4.2.1 => though how is 4.3.0 not? aix => aix on a pc => called OS/2 aix's lvm stuff => great unless it breaks aix, otoh, => composed of code from both BSD and SVR4 ajay purl => indexing wrong... it has nothing to do with == or eq ak-su => using dumper with MLDBM, well, have to read the docs once again akh! 320 messages => p5p! eee! al => quite clear, ChipDude think. al richard_ want to do => match a period that al sometimes tab => 4 spaces, other times 5, most times 8. It depends on how the program doing the output interprets the tab :-\ alabanza.net => very easy to get them to upgrade, Drubbly asked them, "Do you mod_perl", and they said: "No, but if you want it we can have it by tonight" alaising => a pain in the ass. alanis morissette's new stuff => pretty good. Maybe no sohopmore jinx. alarm => schedule a SIGALRM alarm breaking sleep => no problem (in fact, desired)... it's sleep breaking alarm that's the problem. alarm() and sleep() => a bad idea. alas, teh correct way => to say "s/m/p/" alas, the url => stale. alas, this => a CGI question, which is not welcome on #perl. but you can find help in many places. alaska => heh albeit many people say perl => already obfuscated enough... albert-we => looking for someone who will make Albert-We a cgi script, Albert-We will pay up to $30,000 and you must be a pro, please msg Albert-We for more info thanx alchol => a depressive drug anyway alcohol => optional ale for breakfast => good if you don't get up too early aleph-null => number aleph-null infinity => number aleph-one => amount aleph-one infinity => amount aleph1 => trying to get this program to free some memory alerting => done with external scripts, and it comes with ones which email and page, and it's easy to write more. alex, if there => only one. alex2 => philosophically against having strong typing in highlevel languages alexbot => (was) the old #jeopardy channel host until Mach got sued by Sony algebra => not a difficult thing for amagosa, it never has been. But amagosa's Honors Algebra book made absolutely no sense to amagosa, and neither did the teacher. amagosa is glad amagosa learn so well on amagosa's own. algo. itself => only math so, but Ave is looking for most effective way of doing it algol => a grandfather tongue. algorithm for 'diff' => not super-hard, Tkil think, but it's not trivial, either. alhtough tkil => only at 2.0.32 ... he'll get Tkil eventually. alia, $0 => the process name alia, that do it for you, or => something confusing you? alias /yael => all set :) alias /yael => all set :) alias => insanity :-) aliasing => done with globs or reference any you use neither there. alice cooper => a guy too alicia probably => too. alidar know.. alidar => on a friend's computer logged into Alidar's machine via telnet alien| => not very good with it alien| see alien|'s ban => over for now :) alien|'s system => fine alive => something Frampton might come alkaseltzer => better -- apparently seagulls can't burp. all -t will do => alert him to the problem that we're discussing. It doesn't provide any help for actually getting around it. all \merlyn know => not to piss off a vice president. :) all \mjd can hear => the bass line, but \mjd can regignize it just from bass and drums. all \mjd's information => based on the Time-Warner test from Elmira ,NY. all ^pudge know => ^Pudge would not use Perl if it did not have the syntax/cryptocontext it has. all ^pudge need left => a scanner, PS printer and an Ethernet hub all `use' does => locate a file, read it in, and then call an `import' function. all a perl instance => is a blessed reference. all access to the node => done through key() value() next() prev() link() left() right(), etc... all amagosa care about => that house in the country, wife and two kids, a dog and a cat, and a big car. all amagosa has left => amagosa's beloved Star Trek:TNG, and amagosa has a feeling this is the last time it'll be shown straight through on a major network :( all amagosa watch anymore => UPN. all beer => expensive in Norway all chipdude know => that it's a question from Theoretical Biophysics. all chipdude want => peace! Peace! Peace! ... A ... little piece of Poland, a little piece of France, a little piece of Austria, and Hungary perchance! all don => doing is open (..., "/bin/pipe ... $host |"), reading the results all drforr => doing is removing the /n's at the end of alternate lines. all drubbly => saying is with RedHat, all rpms are installed in /usr/bin rather than /usr/local/bin because all rpms are considered to be with the distribution... all drubbly know => these pretzles must have more food additives and preservatives than Drubbly don't know what all elkay really remember => that each line basically contained one instruction and a conditional GOTO. The control structures were disgusting. all fimmtiu know => that fimmtiu is assigning "" and qq// strings to variables, and it seems to take longer with "" for some reason, repeatedly. all flocking does => tell anyone who checks, "someone else is writting to this file, don't read or write to it until they're done." But it doesn't stop them from doing so. all i can get out of that => how to use DB_File, not how to make a new package... all i do => socket(SOCK ...) connect(..) then print SOCK $request; all i have in site_perl => an empty i586-linux dir. blerg all i know => a new South Park is on tonight. all i know right now => to get familiar with scheme :) all i know right now => to get familiar with scheme :) all i know right now => to get familiar with scheme :) all i need now => to add q// and qq// support. But that's for another night. all i need to do => listen for 1 connection on localhost:2112 all i told him was nfs => not the holy grail of offloading disk performance. all i wanna know => what #T is and how to clarify an error[I'm compiling a program for a class[haven't learned lisp yet] and while loading it I get the error of illegal char after # - 84 all i want => for it to not be called a CRLF, as it most assuredly is not. all i want => for it to not be called a CRLF, as it most assuredly is not. all insert_ know => that there is no sockaddr_in() and no inet_aton functions. all it => is for people who won't spend an hour learning Socket.pm all it does => put a pretty, wasteful OO wrapper on the Socket functions which are just fine and dandy already. all it expects => a scalar. all it needs to do now => get these 1000+ copies of ns-httpd consolidated into 50 or so. But wait, it can do that too. all it will cost you => a T3 shell account, and YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! all jig really want to do => open a process for read/write. all jig really want to do => open a process for read/write. all jig want => to say: all jigen_ want => a simple crypt salt that's random. all joe__ know => that when Joe__ do a search on 15,000 records, it takes at least 15 seconds to return something. all krash want it to do => say .. okay, your root, Krash'll use user "lynx" to run lynx.bin for you.. or, okay, you are not root.. Krash'll just continue running lynx for you. all krash want it to do => say .. okay, your root, Krash'll use user "lynx" to run lynx.bin for you.. or, okay, you are not root.. Krash'll just continue running lynx for you. all magician^ => trying to do is divide one thing by another and get a percent... all mutt needs => IMAP support and pine is left in the dust. all njt know => that FreeBSD (and other systems) have interchangeable crypt() functions which are incompatible. all of the above => Unix speak. all oo programming does => to force you to inherently think of things in terms of data structures ... if you are doing it "correctly", that is all parawork need => some array-like structure which can be resized without reallocating and copying data all petera need to get working => the client communication with the server. In exactly the same way as telnet does. The socket is already created. all push() does => (maybe extend the array) populate a new element. all q[merlyn] has to do now => update the docs, and publish! all q[merlyn] want => hostname, and field that contains the searchstring all regex know => if someone said "yay for you" in person, regex would give them a dirty look ;-) all regex said => somewhere along the line, a decision must be made. all right. atalkd => running. So I've got samba... appletalk... what am I missing? all roy7 do => some IO::Socket stuff, some handlers, and that's about it. all selection of topics => a slippery slope. Everything is deeply intertwingled. all stupid know => that RH5 is so easy Stupid is finally getting Windows95 converts after they see the installation process. all stupid want => a simple "#defined _(String) gettext(String)" for conventience. all tests passed! tree::smart => 100%! all that does => execute an external program and give you the exit code. That does require a syscall though. all that html crap => mostly one subroutine. all that i do => open the file, print a few lines, then print the line of the file, *then* close it... all the talk about => forms guestbooks, etc., how hard is that. all they do => dump to disk. The only reason there is output there is to see why it wasn't working in the first place. all they have to do => throw away the Kermit the Frog entries. all they need => a keyboard/mouse (PS/2), monitor, and hard drive. all they need to know => "is the power cord plugged in?" all they want => all this => just like in C> all this anti-trust crap => too much of an annoyance all this great stuff => available with online ordering, and I don't have those 16 little digits. all this great stuff => available with online ordering, and I don't have those 16 little digits. all this work talk => making me think of getting back to work. bye ;) all we are => dust in the wiiiind all we need to do => cut off the silences, find all 18 stories, make them into individual sound files (AIFF), make 1 channel into 2, resample to 44.1, and burn some CDs all winkola know => she's kinda cute. all you have to do => use some brain to solve it... all you need to know => 1) People are jerks 2) we ban them 3) that pisses them off 4) they try to take over the channel 5) see step 2 all you want to do => remove every instance of a certain word from a text file? all |chriz| wanna know => what's wrong with this one line.... and what do |ChRiZ| need to change to fix it...... sheesh all, => the /(?=blah)/ regexp the one that doesn't stick blah in $1? :) all. now rudefix => really leaving ... going to bed. it's pudge's fault that rudefix is going to have circles under rudefix's eyes tomorrow. :-) all. one last q before davistv => off to sleep... Do davistv has to manually install DB_File on an NT machine? davistv's scripts that use DB_File stop on execution there. all... => there a regexp specifier in Perl that specifies printable characters (ala [:print:] in egrep?) allbery's module => not an end-all wrapper to PGP alleged affair itself => minor, but the abuse of power and such are not. allen; parsing english => an open research problem. alligator descartes => at http://www.hermetica.com. allison => now, at 22 yrs, tied for fifth in the NHL in scoring. allow me to rephrase. she => probably over 6' allowing uppercase => courting disaster, too, fimm... alls you need => some dingo boots and a dream allthough the answer => rather frustrating almighty wall => probably asleep, wearing a metal cap over his eye. almost - it => breaking at the point where the compiler detects the subroutine, but fails to actually break during run-time. almost all the stuff => gone almost anything that's free => crap. Netscape. Emacs. Linux. Java. Perl. Rain. almost no language => singularly limiting ... almost everything can be done in almost every language almost, if purl => being forced to use that shell for some reason. At least i don't heve to type The stupid memo udbw834's bos saved under a long name.doc almost. "this" => an EXPR in the first case, but arbitrarily complex in the other case. aloe vera, the cactus, which => very good for burns... aloha => beyond BFE aloof => at a loss alot of the web stuff => medicore, or for beginners, or terribly technical (RFCs and man pages) alpha => for alpha linux (dec alphas) alpha sort => the default for "sort". alpha, it => assigning the value of the substr() call to a hash key. alpha-3 => the latest one that PerlJam remember. alpha232 => someone who doesn't know the syntax of purl. alpha232's ass => smart.. alpha232> no but vorsprung => avaialable for hire :) alpha32 => that the book "Teach yourself CGI Programming with Perl 5 in a week"? alphabetical order => not that complex an idea if you have an ordered alphabet. But see /Arabic Lexicography/ in TorgoX's bibliography for some SCREAMINGLY hilarious variations on the idea. alphacom => in Neuron_'s area. alphascum's pet feature => "print" already => already getting gcc, and perl => next in line already knows that petey => going to say, and yes ... rudefix like rudefix's next too already the telco cost => down ... but it's the upstream charges (in our case uunet) that are extravagant alright twingy => closer now alright! ozone => not alone alright!!! "baywatch" => on! You can never get enough David Hasslehoff!! alright, #cgi => idle. any CGIers /m ZeX for a sec plz :) alright, crimethnk => going to bed. nite all. alright, lame-o-nick meter => done for now. alright, stuntpope => off to a meeting with StuntPope's business partners w00h00 alright. nocarrier => tired of being spammed. alright. sizban => an idiot. Someone tell Sizban how to remove a friggin` character from a string please. :) also \mjd => ahead 5% on Las Vegas poker. also be sure version_from => correct in Makefile.PL also crap => brown excretion also freebsd => better if you don't like sysv. also gem999 => tying to work out how many ways you can do things in perl also his pinkie => still straight also if axon => in a loop --> while(), how can change the current line axon is reading from a file, either incremenet it or decremenet it also joebloe => not sure, but maybe the Carp module does something like that also like who => mustafa kemal ataturk and why did he get 15% of the votes already? also note sys::syslog => busted prior to 5.004 (gotta upgrade or comment out one line) also required => knowing that you know what you don't know, but we'll get into that next time ;-) also the august pollution => not nearly as disgusting. also thinks democracy => broken due to apathy also thinks that geno => asking for the wrong filename, or in the wrong directory. Or maybe both. :-) also this => the wrong channel to ask that question also what => perl used for in industry? also when => that damned marathon obvious dont wanna be there for that mess also wonders if asciiborg => related to bjorn borg also yes to "perl => mis-installed" also, => Perl 5 the newest compiler? also, ass => more entertaining spelled @$$. also, c< pack "c", "x" > => "0". It might be printing and you not noticing it. also, check the faq -- "what => send mail from a script" is probably a fairly common question. also, crap => brown excretion also, event-driven programming => something Tkil still don't really *grok*, so Tkil indulge in it when Tkil has the time/energy/occasion. also, goto in perl => extremely inefficient. also, he posted: we => back up and running. ^Pudge is glad one of us know what they are doing also, it assumes mpg123 => in your path - set it in the file if it's not also, it assumes mpg123 => in your path - set it in the file if it's not also, it assumes mpg123 => in your path - set it in the file if it's not also, merlyn's shit => at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/WebTechniques/col04.html also, searching in a rdbms => much easier, simpler and faster. also, see if there => damage to the connector on either end (loose solder joints in particular). also, t0ny know this => a faq Q, but, is it relatively easy to convert a perl script into a binary for unix? also, tchrist => mean to merlyn. :-( also, tcpdump => a good first effort. also, the camel => very readable ... i read it cover to cover twice (skipping the POSIX library description both times... *blush*) also, the faq => quite nice. also, the former => true if any one value is assigned, while the latter is true only if the assigned value is itself true also, the html it outputs => embedded in the source. Stupid need it to do read from templates. also, the office => getting a T1 line. Should be operational in 2 weeks. SWEET. also, tkil => multitasking while going through a wad of paperwork from Tkil's move two years ago, so Tkil is not really concentrating on it very hard. also, what => taxable and what not varies from state to state. alstott => cool too alt => not regulated alt.mensa.recovery => a smart newsgroup alt.sex.rodents => funnier. altavista => better as a newsserver though. altavista's spider => STILL trying to index sites on tetra.net altavista.com => totally different. alter.net => UUnet alter.net => UUnet alternate index => another way of looking at a file. I have one where the index is by county and surname. I want to create a unique index by surname only. alternately, if %db => actually tied, consider using DB_File's btree method. alternative to me => : the smiths, new order, level 42, echo/bunnymen, blah blah alternatively if `mlock' => a sytem call, you could use perl's `syscall' function to invoke it. alternatively, what => redirect stuff from STDOUT to a file? alternet => pretty good today. amagosa is only 104ms from cscaper-gw.neta.com alternic => fucked. although "perl 5 by example" => quite good too. although "require socket.pl" => closer to the .h feel... although -500 => a valid timet although 4.04 => doing much better under Linux, doesn't coredump every 10 seconds.. although 5.2.0 => going to be out after ^Pudge get done with ^Pudge's bug reports and matthias fixes a few other things. although _abigail_ => using a win95 laptop to login to a real computer. although anarchy => good although apache => damn cool although chaos_ => using it for commercial purposes. although fimmtiu => trying to teach fimmtiu more vi these days. although goss => although her later stuff => closer to q[merlyn]'s voice range. :) although it => a pain in the arse, dealing with the NDA-disabled codecs. :( although joebloe's scale => "shiny balls" although mandrake.net => moving to mandrake's townhouse :) although most channels tkil => on don't seem to get huge amounts of problems with truely foreign languages. although mrsolo heard weboject => not cheat although msql => free to educational institutions although now it may say cgi => clear in any language. ;P although nt => not the choice for replacing unix. although orwant's book => pretty good although pghdan => convinced it's not working quite right. although probability => high that Tkil get to cuddle with the 6'2" brunette later this evening (saturday, that is). :) although purl => pretty cool although roy7 => not sure why !~ isnt the same as !// although rra => suspicious of Java. although rudefix => thoroughly disappointed with the current state of threads in _61, rudefix is very thrilled with the number of speed enhancements. good stuff. although sleep => getting more and more tempting. although strat9 => typically not kind to belligerant fools strat9 will allow pudge to save face and accept your restatement as an acceptance that strat9 was right and he was wrong. ;) although tchrist => afraid of the '' return from -d on failure hating <=> although that list => a bit out of date. the ora books are considered the definitive ones, tho. [a few others earned 4-5 camels, including some not on there.] although that pic of mandrake => kinda old although the net::irc module => worth investigating, depending on what you are trying to do. although the sax => indeed a reed instrument. although the triad of shells => somewhat odd. although the utility => called "fuser", Tkil think. it's been a *long* time since Tkil has dealt with it... maybe in "ktools" group? although there => a patch for something under that thread name on one of the 5.004 maintenance tracking lists. although this => 92% of the way towards what Stupid want to release, it although this, "dpk" person => rising quickly. although tkil => kinda dreading the amount of client interaction it looks like Tkil'll be having to face. and 3270 screen scraping isn't Tkil's idea of a good time. although tkil's friend => now doing his own DNS, so Tkil asked him to add the alias. although tr/// => y///. although uptime => one of the more consistent utilities. although winkola => told Winkola is still attractive, Winkola is unfortunately about 20 lbs heavier than in any of the pics you guys have seen, and Winkola don't like it at all. although your problem => due to an attribute of all arrays. although your problem => due to an attribute of all arrays. although, \petey => running NeXTSTEP at home on \petey's cube and it's a pretty kick-ass OS. although, bzip2 => still better compression that gzip -9 although, i still think $crlf => better than $EOL or $NL. although, it => VERY VERY LAME that some PCs (most?) don't have SCSI built-in. although, jjohn => enjoying a frost beverage, Sierra Nevada's IPA...mmmm. That's good beer. although, nothing they said => technically wrong. although, that said, he => going to replace the text engine with another, better one. although, there => no exact kilogram/pound conversion, since the kilogram is still defined in terms of the actual Kilogram in Paris. although, there => no exact kilogram/pound conversion, since the kilogram is still defined in terms of the actual Kilogram in Paris. although, yes tiffany sheppis => pretty hot... althought the gimp's interface => one of the nices in X althugh roy7 => not convinced running mod_perl is a good thing, with the memory overhead and all. altruism => one thing, but not paying people then promising great references isn't cool. altruism => one thing, but not paying people then promising great references isn't cool. aluminium => spelt wrong, but we use it anyway. alumnus => like cactus (alumnus - alumni, cactus - cacti) always assume the curve => normal al|en ie your syntax => wrong, look at man perllol and man perldsc al|en, there => a man page all about that am i a criminal => Only if being a Perl-coding, man-reading, Linux-worshiping, Mac-bashing, Bill-Loathing, ORA-buying, TMBG-listening, pencil-necked GEEK is considered a CRIME... am i correct in assuming there => no way to prevent packet snooping besides using "secure" protocols, like ssh? am i just dumb, or => "etext" really the only way ilya distributes FreezeThaw? *ouch* am i lagged, or => purl? am i missing something..what => the significance of print qq! ? [I didn't see it in perldoc]? am i reading this correctly... => this -only- for embedding variables? am i wrong => YES YOU ARE! ama => catching on ama that => exactly what I want. ama that => exactly what I want. ama's brother => using his client. ama, "the aircraft" => the a-10, built around the gun ama, $var => global unless it is ^Pudge's()'d ama, => it in an eval or something or in a different scope? ama, ^pudge => sure purl is such an authority ... ama, a degree => not for you, but for employeers ama, all you ever need => Slack... ama, are you sure that line => causing the problem? ama, at least x-files => on every night on the FX channel ama, cs => very useful. Learn what a DFA v. NFA REAllY is... ama, english => so limiting ama, even if you believe it => best to wait? ama, fimmtiu => so tempted. ama, how => this: you ignore him, and he stops trying to pick fights. or at least not so much. i hate permabans. ama, html => supposed to be a generic markup... :( ama, it => hardly "my" parser. fimmtiu think Tkil and fimmtiu has about equal lines in there. ama, it seems that 0 rankine => the same as 0 kelvin. ama, jjohn => not really trying to hack the box. ama, jjohn think jjohn's isp => running linux. In fact, jjohn know it is. ama, joebloe's mind => so limiting ama, purl => so suspicious. if i might geek out for a moment, this is not one of president clar's henchmen. or is he? ama, scientology => the One True Religion....;) ama, select => not welcome here right now. ama, she => in love with me. i knew it would happen. ama, she => in love with me. i knew it would happen. ama, so taking them over => gonna make them leave you alone? ama, tell us this => a trolling bot of yours ama, that => right generous. ama, that job => filled ama, the magic => in sending it on its way ama, tpc => free for some of us. :D ama, ug => sure UG can; UG just haven't so far. ;-) ama, voyager => the the Gillian's Island ama, well said. what pc's need => a virtual machine monitor. It's a piece of HW that virtualize the rest of the machine to software. Allows for multipule OS to be run simultaineously ama, what => it with the suspiscious, rude, and paranoid streak today? ama, where => this from? ama, which => faster(generally) bubble sort or merge sort? ama, who the hell => hinder anyways, besides an annoying fuck? amabot => making progress amag0sa => gonna leave screen on overnight amagos => amagosa *think* it => he who needs a roommate in NYC. But amagosa could easily be mistaken. amagosa -> "ryan => a interesting name for your hand..." amagosa -> => that #5? amagosa -> and hindholio => sending them roses. amagosa -> aol profile => just another way of saying Quote file. amagosa -> c++ => a B-. amagosa -> elnmon => currently piping it into the STDIO of the stats. there must be a easy way to dump zcat output. amagosa -> faggosa => going to a hell pimp party tommw =) amagosa -> hey, what => resume a stopped process? amagosa -> ibm chicago => like the crap of ibms =) amagosa -> ibm chicago => like the crap of ibms =) amagosa -> my p60 => asocket4! amagosa -> ohh. physics => neat. amagosa -> processor time => at a record low. did you fix his scripts already? amagosa -> purl => a g0d amagosa -> queergosa => not gonna debug the guestbook for ow, its eating too much brain power and queergosa's english needs most of queergosa's brain power. amagosa -> so => ryan out of the picture since Christy likes you? amagosa -> what => the layer3.org stat URL? amagosa -> where => seting up a few in enotrebu's area? amagosa <- \lembit => really bad about ignoring what people are saying to \lembit while \lembit is at the keyboard. it really does go in one ear and out the other. amagosa <- net::ssl => just a superclass of IO::Socket::INET amagosa <- sorry univerce => using Net::SSL which is a subclass of IO::Socket amagosa => amagosa => amagosa also like the way it => configured much more than sendmail's aweful configuration file amagosa also think he => underqualified for his job in general. amagosa believe rh's => geared more toward software writing many individual files that the big daddy rc.d files for each runlevel call, but amagosa don't see that software appearing just yet. amagosa believe so. af_inet => imported from Socket.pm anyway. amagosa bet io::handle => written by GBARR too, which means amagosa has to withdraw amagosa's support :) amagosa can't believe a server => allowed to output in whatever format it chooses. amagosa can't believe amagosa => explaining loops and arrays to hinder. amagosa do not think yahoo => worth $2B amagosa do, but amagosa => afraid to do it amagosa :) amagosa don't care if it => dark in the morning, hell amagosa like the dark. amagosa don't know, => there any info on ora.com? amagosa don't know, but that => amagosa's current concern. amagosa don't think ext2 => going to be a good option for this though, so amagosa is now looking into that paper Tkil referred amagosa to about this tree based filesystem. amagosa don't think it => a good idea to mess with them. amagosa don't think that => the word amagosa wanted. amagosa don't think this => a silly prank, amagosa believe you have other intentions. amagosa don't. amagosa => just knowledgable. amagosa dunno, 7f => something that lets amagosa compress 000\. to hell. amagosa dunno, and amagosa => not spending $150 on it. amagosa dunno. amagosa => not highly motivated by money. amagosa dunno. yes it => stable and in production, amagosa has had no problems with it. amagosa figured out where it => being fucked up. amagosa generally do a who => and hit the admin/technical contacts. amagosa get that at 3:30 => quite often. amagosa guess amagosa => used to amagosa's expensive graphics software. amagosa guess there really => a reason they call it Slowlaris amagosa hate boomz. ahnewbis => fine, but Boomz pisses amagosa off. amagosa hope a 500mb /var => sufficient for all this mail list crap amagosa hope ius => closed tomorrow. amagosa hope that entry => a good sized one. amagosa imagine he => knowledgable about such things. amagosa imagine she => sufficiently bored / irritated by now. amagosa imagine the sort order => inconsistant, amagosa has fucked with it pretty heavily. amagosa just hope net::telnet => intelligent then. amagosa just tired every who => IP. They are all down. amagosa know a guy who => building a trunk mount mp3 player for his car. amagosa know what amagosa => talking about when amagosa say just use inet_aton(). Imagine that. amagosa know what scat => damnit. amagosa know. amagosa => curiois, find out for amagosa please. amagosa like to think amagosa => pretty damn cute. amagosa noticed that, it => damned annoying. amagosa prefer @{$aref}, it => easier on the eyse. amagosa think 000\. => slightly better than 000 amagosa think after this test => done amagosa'll write something to gague slowdown as number of files increases amagosa think amagosa => a pretty good human, amagosa suppose. amagosa think anymore amagosa => just useless after midnight. amagosa think best => leaning towards a split amagosa think flooding => overkill in this situation. amagosa think her dad => in PA most of this week though anyway. amagosa think it => the one that did that to amagosa. It tells amagosa 1.35 is available. amagosa think mjd => rather idle isn't he? On his way to NYC actually amagosa think sloejack => very much going about it the wrong way. We'll just let our friendly opers take care of them for us. amagosa think testparser => in that directory also. amagosa think that => damn funny. amagosa think this candle => getting dangerous.. amagosa think this qmail test => a little rough. amagosa told him 64mb => a good starting figure, and amagosa'll let him know if amagosa need more, but SCSI2-UW disks would be a better place to spend that money amagosa where => the most beautiful people site? amagosa which module reference => it in? 1 or 2? amagosa wonder if that => the same larz yyrkoon always used to talk about amagosa wonder if there => any advantage to using $& in amagosaParse instead of m/($re)/ and $1 ? amagosa would guess it => a Slackware box. amagosa would have to fire wes => amagosa had a drug testing program. amagosa would, but amagosa => afraid of DCC:* :) amagosa! => No amagosa! That star was destroyed yonks ago! amagosa's => our friend amagosa's agis route => screwed up too. amagosa's answer => still correct :-) amagosa's aunt => pissed off at amagosa's mom because amagosa's mom knows amagosa's aunt stole a cd from her. amagosa's bankick arm => sore today, don't make amagosa reinjure it. amagosa's big hangup => managing all the different connections at once. amagosa's biggest fear now => it will make me upgrade amagosa's libc amagosa's biggest problem => going to be not loosing amagosa's best friend/business partner over this date. amagosa's bitchx => okay, breaks it up into the seperate actions. amagosa's box => on 10Mb switched. 10Mb switched to 3 T1's. is amagosa on the Internet at 4.5Mb, or 10Mb? amagosa's code => well commented. The comments just read "Uhh...huh huh huh...we can't open the damn file...better bitch about it" amagosa's current thoery => to bang amagosa's head against the wall until an answer comes to amagosa or amagosa pass out. amagosa's day tomorrow => cut out. amagosa's email address => available in very few places, and amagosa get a much larger volume of spam than amagosa care for. amagosa's estimate => InterNIC's who is servers get about 15.24 queries per second. amagosa's favorite => still neptho.needs.a.lobotomy.com amagosa's grandfather => almost 80 years old. He has smoked his entire life, never eaten healthy, etc. amagosa's guess => their gay web scripts use POP3/SMTP amagosa's home => moving as soon as possible. amagosa's home computer => now doing this too. amagosa's homepage => interesting. :) amagosa's k6/200 w/128mb => cooler than your whatever sparc. amagosa's kernel => compiled with every option in existance, and all as modules. amagosa's knowledge => somewhat limited. amagosa's load average => down to 6.93 from 12.45 a moment ago amagosa's main concern => keyboard/mouse feel, beyond basic compatibility. amagosa's mother => driving amagosa nuts amagosa's name => actually Jeffrey, in that case. But amagosa hate to be called that. amagosa's new philosophy => live life to the fullest, just in case it's all we get. amagosa's office => the master bedroom. amagosa's only concern => with funky channel names. amagosa's opinion on sendmail => replace it with qmail if at all possible :) amagosa's personal average => 260 votes/second so far... amagosa's personal vote count => above 71,000 now amagosa's point => we should stomp any Iraqi site that UN Inspectors aren't granted access to, immediately. amagosa's problem => not using it, it is getting it to not break itself (+ amagosa's s3 card => in a windows box at amagosa's 'office' and amagosa has this shitty 1MB SVGA card. With no SVGA X Server :) amagosa's second test => up to 140,000 keys, and the rate has dropped to just under 10K keys per minute. amagosa's television => hidden away downstairs in preperation for our superbowl party. ;( amagosa's throat => still sore :) amagosa's traffic => up to 40Mb/minute now, from the normal 20 or so at this time of day :) amagosa's way => faster in execution, but certainly not faster to write. If you want the *absolute fastest*, by all means feel free to use the GNU assembler. amagosa's while => evidently not noticing that GetNextAttribute is returning 0 instead of a list when the string is empty. amagosa's word it => snowing again. amagosa's() => probably in perlvar? amagosa's, it => getting quite windy outside. amagosa, => the script something Roderick could test here? amagosa, amy_ => gonna break down and order FreeBSD amagosa, an e10 => big amagosa, damatrix => a programer =]... DaMatrix's expertise just aint in perl ;) amagosa, deciding on which one => hard amagosa, hehe => it legal to give em away? :) amagosa, heheh amy- => not a geek Yes!!! amagosa, if zetta => for real, then it is possible. amagosa, if zetta => for real, then it is possible. amagosa, it => beyond the rights of the state to expell a citizen who refuses to endorse it in a blind, idealogical manner. amagosa, net::irc => pretty good amagosa, oh no, amy_ => getting paid $250 to do nearly nothing :) amagosa, only problem => I'm in Boston and they're in Austin TX. amagosa, perljam: this => his first time teaching a uni course, but he is great ... amagosa, purl => getting BADLY ripped off unless there is some special guarantee in there amagosa, school => simply a hoop. It won't make you smarter, faster, stronger, but it does make other people think that you are. amagosa, technically, purl => correct. amagosa, that's what france => for! amagosa, the 'd' key => a wonderful invention ;-) amagosa, the problem => stdio. stdio is refusing to read the bytes from stderr, though they're there. Use sysread and you'll see them. amagosa, the strangest thing => Amy__'s IRC program told me I was being collided amagosa, there => quite a bit of genetic variability in (non-cultivated) plants too amagosa, true, that => quite an insult amagosa, ug => more likely to "encourate" her. ;-) amagosa, well, amy_ => taking the Yearbook class, no pay there. But with this there is some :) amagosa, well, this => for someone else, do you think most UNIX servers have qmail on it? amagosa, what => that nickcomplete code change? amagosa, who => the KLB who keeps using some mutated form of your nick? amagosa, yet that's all there => to learn a subject. ;) amagosa- => almost tempted to reply to this spam rather than complain to their NSP amagosa-who => buc? amagosa:what => progrma the dman purl? amagosa:yeah! germgosa => more important than ryan! amagosa; sure, but the waste => that much more dangerous, and is of such a high resonance you can really only use it for weapons. Of course, that used to be a desirable quality. amagosa> "i can see for miles" => good amagosa> yeah cat food => bad for cars...you shouldnt have put it in the petrol tank amagosaconnection.pm => an object, it's just not finished yet :) amagosaparser => far more flexible, but adding ignores into the parser would increase overhead more than amagosa care to deal with. amanda => a very annoying non available girl that lives even further out in the boon docks than I do, and has an even more boring life. amaya => like that all the time. amazing that the man => still in such a good shape amazon => http://www.stonehenge.com/books/ amazon.com => SPAMAZON.COM ambiguity => the key to... it. amd 300mhz => out amd => in sunnyvale amen => do i have a witness?|amen!|hallelujah!|right on, man|i'm down wit dat, $who|solid, $who america => currently missing unity. We need something like the moon landing. american beer => like making love in a canoe -- fucking close to water. american biscuit => made with either self-rising (self-"raising") flour or flour and baking powder, just like a scone american reporter => the internet's first online-only daily newspaper and responsible for the defeat of the CDA and is at http://www.americanreporter.com ameritech => beta testing ADSL in detroit right now... $60/mnth for a 3MB connection ameritech nap => apparantly fucked. amh's only comfort => that stability is improving a lot.. amiable => always good. amiga => at http://www.amiga.org or at http://www.amiga.de/ amiga's lag => bad amiga's os => basically a BSD kernel hacked for single user mode btw, amoeba => at http://www.cs.vu.nl/pub/amoeba/ amount => a scalar variable, like a string. NOT an array amount of data => large, but I'm not worried about speed at the moment. amp => on sunsite ampersand just means "this => a subroutine"; it has nothing to do with the ampersand used in the shell. amtbvn => 'acronyms make the best variable names' amtrak => expensive. $39 for a oneway ticket, $69 for the metroliner. amusing thing => that by putting net functions into the filesystem browser, they're mimicing (in their own bad way) Plan9's "everything is a file" view. amusing, yes, but => it still playable? amway => projecting over a million new distributors in the first few months, waswaldo think. amy => Amy Williams, mailto:epic@aros.net, she is learning perl and does some (eck!) CGI work to help her save for a VW bettle or finished with Llama and on to EPP! amy master regexps => a good book amy, => that what the documentation says? amy, ^ => just right for your needs. You'd serve yourself better to figure out the problem instead of finding a different algorithm. amy, almos there: lxluthor => a UNIX fan unless there's an error in a program that LXluthor can't solve :) amy, it => all part of perl ;) amy, jjohn => going try to survive. That way, life will resemble RPG amy, what topic => he speaking on? amy, where => a regexp m/(\S*)\s*(\S*)\s(.*)/ amy, your asking for a list. @ => reasonable for that amy- => surprised amy:what project => that? amy; well, what => the problem you are trying to solve? amy_ -> amagosa => not using any of them. amagosa has a zipper pouch of MS Software sitting next to amagosa's chess board. amy_ -> qmail => an MTA (sendmail replacement), it runs on cronos, handling your domain mail. amy_ => Amy Williams, mailto:epic@aros.net, she is learning perl and does some (eck!) CGI work to help her save for a VW beetle or finished with Llama and on to EPP! amy_ guess a picture => some proof... amy_'s email program, and amy_ => pretty sure all, put the Re: prefix on subjects that don't already have them when you reply to them. amy_'s name => Inigo Montoya, you killed Amy_'s father. Prepare to die amy_, the answer => no amy| -> our job => to confuse you. amy|... \b => the boundary between things that match \w and things that match \W an array of lines => a superior option to trying to fake a file handle. anagram => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~msiegler/anagram.c anagram bot => a bad anal-headectomy => the surgical procedure where one's head is removed from their ass. analog => way faster, but it doesnt do visits anarchie => all one big do-what-I-probably-mean-but-don't-know mode, last TorgoX played with it. anarchy => 2.2.2-RELEASE anastasia's => not bad either anbody recognize this: trogl => doing call ftp from PERL trapping STDOUT and STDERR and sending output to /dev/null. Trogl is still getting "netout: write returned 0?" to screen. DEC UNIX 4.0 anchoring a pattern => almost always faster, and according to benchmark, .+ is faster than .* and _melody_ => underpaid. and each color => 0-255? and friday => the semi, which will be qw[jeff]'s ultimate makeup to her :) and god => one of us and if everyone => sick to death of the whole quandry or genuinely thinks it to be insoluable, that's understandable too :) and if you're wondering, __ => not taking the class. and josephs email => ?? :)) and perl => often miswritten there. and since it => SUID, it will not produce a core file. and sky1 => arguing its not and so => Surgie's progra,. and stupid_'s lips never moved => Get your hand out of my ass. and the bank audit dept => hiring one. and the source => available. and then there => the FQDN problem. and timbuktu => a fine product. and tkil think tkil => finally unlagged on this connection, too. and what => use it? and yes a ctcp => just a PRIVMSG beginning with a \A and your client => still eating colons on smilies in actions from you. *shrug* and? if strat9 => in set A, and B is a superset of set A then J may be in B and not A andonny => desperate would somebody be kind enough to help andonny andonny hope this => not a channel where little people have no chance andreas => very good about merging in patches. andreas k => andressen => going to be speaking at svlug at cisco from 7-9 then a mass carpool into sanfran from there to the mozzilla thingy. andyone know if subver 5 => going to allow multiple versions of modules to co-exist? anesly => ResDev's little pumpkin ange-ftp => an Emacs subsystem for accessing remote file as if they are local. It does this by using FTP behidn the scenes. anger => good. Anger is natural angry self aware perl => scary anguz, then your perl install => broken. anheuser-busch => like this *cross fingers* with the Holy One. ani says that everyone => a fscking Napoleon ani sez everyone => a fucking Napoleon anima => a Tool CD title animal for it => a ram. animaniacs => cool, though. animated carnage => a good thing. anime => child pron cartoons anime pr0n => tamer than non-anime pr0n ankariz => just trying to get a fair application of the rules here anlpasswd? => that like a passwd program that tells lots of fart jokes? anna => dope, as the kids say these days anna kournikova => at http://annak.com/ annerism => in unix and annerism cant see the topic so umm anni_ => reading those docs right now, but it appears that only about a third of the pkg is actually documented... announces that ey => hooked on sirc now, not planning to go back to ircII annoying part about h2xs => then you specify "h2xs -cX -n Module::Name" it creates Module/Name/Name.pm Now, that's silly. annoying thing => DrForr had a kick primed for both of them, but DrForr was distracted. another .5 gb => for VirtualPC. another 50% => groking references. another => that dat isn't opened for writing. another advantage => arguably that you can hide your source. e.g., developing sale-able applications in perl and not worrying about your customers going to competitors with source. another advantage of basename => that it's platform independent another alternative => pushing the function one level down another comet => due soon... another cool thing in emacs => gnus another day => another day without a date another disadvantage png has => that it doesn't offer all that much more than JPEG or GIF, so the porn people aren't switching... another good one => "I've got this great idea / why don't we pitch it to the Franklin Fucking Mint / fine pewter portraits of general apathy and major boredom singin Whatever and Ever Amen ... " another good one lej recommend => the soundtrack to "Aliens" by James Horner another guy => helping develop now, and it now has a user bullet board, where patches etc. are submitted and docs are worked on. another ice age => on the way another important point => that MacOS has a large installed user base to support it. another option => to embed Perl in a C program, and have the C program do ungodly things to hide your code. another place to look => sysread, syswrite, i think another possibility => to incrementally scan the data and output intermediate results into secondary files, then process the secondary files for the final results another question.. what => go about filtering a line of text to only include alphanumerics? another question: => there a way to contact an MSSQL server from solaris? another quick questions, => it possible to do this without a temporary variable: $gather .= "$nastyname forwards to: inet_ntoa($nastyaddr)n"; ? another quickie: what => convert a bit string (10001000) to it's decimal format? another reason not to walk => it's easier to carry joebloe's bag with the inevitable 2-6 extra driving range clubs and other toys in it another reason why the mac gui => superior, for those who care: http://www.MacKiDo.com/Interface/Color.html another reason why the mac gui => superior, for those who care: http://www.MacKiDo.com/Interface/Color.html another subroutine => managing the handle, and can easily set a "received" variable, but JVC_II is not sure a while loop, elsewhere, will work. another useful tip, mod_perl => horribly broken somehow under _65 another way => to write the programs to say #!@@PATH_TO_PERL@@ instead and then use a config file script that replaces @@X@@ with the approrpriate value. another way to say taht => that Perl spends very litle time figuring out what to do, and most of its time DOING it. anothony lakes => 20 minutes from here. anqiz => not so good at perl.. the ones Anqiz know of is perl that come with resource kit and the perl that can be downloaded from the perl site.. =)=) ans => CRAP! ans ip masq => usually pretty snappy. ans net's routing => f'ed ans.net => pretty shitty, imho. they don't know how to administer a newsfeed for crap. anselmo => someone is clearly trying to out-hetfield hetfield ansi sql 92 => just about the weakest standard ever ansi sql => a joke... everyones idea of ANSI SQL is different. ansification => going to be very problematic. rra hope someone comes up with an ansi2k&r to run on it. answeer => yes. answer => "probably"... go check CPAN answer => "probably"... go check CPAN answer rudefix's friend, => blowing in the wind answer this for me what => a @var ? define it for me answer to a good web site => design, not reliance on any one standard/style. answer to c_'s question => 'what ass?' answer to stupid's web site => a client app that end users have to use. answer to your question => "yes". answer you seek => on the first page. answering => not the same as volunteering answering => not the same as volunteering ansych file system on linux => faster, less stable (in event of a crash) but faster. antecedent of `somethnig' => `scoping' anthony lakes => supposed to be one of the top ten national "underutilizaed" resorts anti-spam legislation => good. antimattr => very new to perl antonin => not sure Antonin want to think about that... any bot's here who => programed in perl? please send me the scripts...i wrilly need them... any channel => silly to try taking, but this one is more so.. :) any code over a page => "Long". any code with "#ifdef v6" => OK in ChipDude's book. any dm => cool with me any domain socket i've used => named, joebloe any easy one, who => Springfields Mob Boss? any help => appreciated any idea how difficult it => to get it working on NT and Macs? davistv has to do both. any idea how much hd space => needed for min linux + xwindow? any idea what => going on that would cause those errors? any idea what traper => doing wrong? any idea why select => ignoring rootbeer? (I'm talking the bot, not either of the functions! :-) any idea why the foreach loop => not entered? any idea wtf => with the URL in the topic? any ideas what adriel => doing wrong? any ideas when 5.005 => out? any io glob => autoblessed. any language, 3000 lines => a large single program. any luck with pnet or => configuration painful? any number from 1-255 => what Boba_Fett need :) any of purl => any of you know if threre => a stat() equivelant you can use in dos? any one value in a hash => a scalar. you're assigning into a scalar. (which happens to live in a hash.) any other time command? that => like... 12:12:12 or something? any other way of reading stdin => fine, too. any rating >= 5 => announced (= any security => useless where that security is predicated on the possibility of a strike. any sort of i/o => the *least* predictable, as you ought to know by now any sort of i/o => the *least* predictable, as you ought to know by now any type of nesting => possible, to any depth. any way to tell if a variable => tainted or not (aside from using it in a system call)? any way to tell if there => input coming at me on stdin? I don't want to have the user need to hit ^D to make the prog go if there's no input on stdin. any where she => facing the camera?? any word if the llama class => filled? any1 knows where => php? anybody here => I am here. anybody know how far dougm => with his Authen::Krb5 module? anybody know if anybody => working on a Festival:: set of modules? anybody know what symetric => talking about ? anybody know what symetric => talking about ? anybody know what the deal => with americaoffline.com? anybody using activex => by definition monumentally stupid anybody who => knowledgable with how batch file's work? anydbm_file.pm => worth looking at as well anyhow, once %sr => set, try x $sr{name} and x @sr{'name'} and x @sr{ 'name', 'age' } anyhow, the epoch on nt => 1970 also anyhow, this => a relatively small/simple project. anyhow, this readdir operation => in an inner loop being executed well over a thousand times ... not the right place to stick in a glob :)) anymore, that => ; anyone => a word that usually has lots of question marks after it and it means the person is getting annoying enough to be kicked. anyone able to tell lst what => wrong with this section of code... lst is trying to emulate `cat file | grep -v string > temp` anyone alive => Who dares disturb our eternal rest? *clank* *rattle* anyone alive => Who dares disturb our eternal rest? *clank* *rattle* anyone follow what stupid_ => trying to accomplish? anyone have a perl scrip that => used to output text database data into a html? anyone have an idea when 5.005 => due out? anyone have an idea when 5.005 => due out? anyone have an idea when 5.005 => due out? anyone have an idea when 5.005 => due out? anyone have an idea when 5.005 => due out? anyone here who => familiar with Perl-scripts and Win95? anyone know how open orwant => to accepting late ads? anyone know how randal => getting on with IPP? anyone know how tell if stdin => just a CR? anyone know if 5.005 => going to be released next month? anyone know if free bsd 3 => out yet? anyone know if ingram micro => better than Merisel or vice versa anyone know if randal => gonna port perl to the PalmPilot? :) :) anyone know if the oed => online? anyone know if there => a way to have a standalone perl script report Fallout23's IP? (running on Fallout23's box)... anyone know if this claim => BS or not? http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-10-1996/jw-10-jeeves.html anyone know if vnc => real secure with ssh anyone know what a "cursor" => in relation to SQL? anyone know what error 452 => in pine anyone know what language => being described on mjd's page? the cgi done be broke anyone know what pic|work => talking about ? anyone know what the deal => with #cgi? anyone know what the fuck => up with that shit? anyone know what the scene => with that mae west outage (geo.net and others) anyone know what the term => for software packages that does tracking of system problems that happens on the project? anyone know what time it => in NY, incidentally? anyone know when perl 6 => going to come out ? :) anyone know where canet => hiding the ftp server with the zone info on .ca these days? anyone know where that beta => for the new perl, i still cant find it, or the docs for it anyone know where there => a list of all the enviromental vars? anyone know where this ip => phyiscally loacted? anyone know who => working on the perl gtk bindings? anyone know why when phrag => printing lines w/o a trailing n it won't print to stdout till it gets a n? anyone knows => there is distributed.net channel anywhere on effnet? anyone knpw if there => a UNIX equivalent to perl2exe anyone using xemacs 20.3? => it considered stable? anyone who uses winnnuke => a fucking retard anyone who writes enough perl => already certifiable. . . Oh, you said 'certified'. Doc_X's mistake. anything => anything is possbile but some things are highly improbable. anything before 1985 => an oldie these days. :-) anything bell labs does => pretty stinking cool. anything by knuth => cool. anything else => overhead. anything in /cgi => forced to be a CGI file. anything non-lc => bad. :) anything on computer languges => good anything on the motherboard => usually a red light, imho. anything over about 1000 files => probably silly anything that => just a list of records. anything that breaks 5.0 => pretty lame. If it breaks 10.0 we may as well ban them :) anything that's mod_perl => OK in Stupid_'s book. anything uniformly incorrect => correct! anything unix => damn good, just avoid microshit anything you blow through => a wind instrument anyway ... lej => off to practice lej's cello anyway => anyway amagosa => thinking about writing amagosa's improved event parser now, so amagosa need to bounce it off you and get amagosa's thoughts organized :) anyway amagosa's typing => becoming worse and worse, it's bed time for amagosa too. anyway flesch_ => gone, got 40 megs of downloading to do... anyway infozip => free: http://www.cdrom.com/pub/infozip/UnZip.html anyway! the points => that jjohn is really impressed with B5. It will definitely be missed next year. anyway, "ck" => guided by interesting hyphenation rules in German too anyway, => that the only way to do a non-blocked event loop? anyway, \w => wrong here because env variables need to have alphanumeric names. anyway, ab2 => modifying Quadritek's IP management package anyway, abigail => off. anyway, amagosa => just noticing way to shrink it. It is Kha0S's baby. anyway, andreas => the one who matters most, and he likes it. anyway, as long as jeffp => gonna be an op, would you mind opping qw[jeff] tomorrow morning? it's jeffp a la school anyway, crab => off anyway, crimethnk => not sure what kind of example you want. crimethnk did give you a couple there. anyway, currently lej => using WVim anyway, i think it => time for me to go to bed anyway, i think rcn => offering cable modems in June anyway, i think socket.pm => a fine home for them. anyway, it => without a doubt a Good Thing to centrally distribute binaries for Mac/Win/VMS. the question is whether or not CPAN should do it. anyway, lej => being called anyway, mine => connected to the one they logged. anyway, mklinux => free software, completely. anyway, myke => trying to create a client socket and get "bad file descriptor", any hints where to start looking? anyway, nigel => gonna shove off and figure out this GD module and get nigel's head around some calculations nigel think. anyway, number-6 => going to leave these nice Perl folks alone now anyway, qw[jeff] => Catholic too... :) But that doesn't mean qw[jeff] don't believe in birth control anyway, rob, tomorrow => looking like a good day in jeffville :) anyway, scsi => a necessity. i can't survive without it. anyway, season 4 => quite different in tone. "We're in charge, so we can make everything right! Um, maybe not." anyway, stupid => right: you have a y2k problem if you use two-digit dates. anyway, that => the empty set. anyway, that subroutine => supposed to return 1 0 or -1 and it get $a $b which if you d a foreach on the keys will be the first key anyway, the key point => that it's the op tree that takes up enormous amounts of memory, not primarily the data anyway, the perl conference => a more l33t place to be than linux expo... anyway, the second one => markup anyway, the von neumann story => that someone poses this puzzle to JvN, who gets a faraway look for a few seconds, and then says `seventy miles'. anyway, there => no room between the walls to get in easily. anyway, this => really interesting acknowledgement from anyway, this script ^pudge has => flattening stuff ... it should work nicely and make the preparation to build easier. anyway, today's "helpful tip" => "Polyester pants and polka dot shirts don't go together." anyway, what => it about ^Pudge's key that you don't understand? anyway, x => a good example. X _is not_ unix. anyway, you see why mknod(2) => not in POSIX, right? anyway, you see why mknod(2) => not in POSIX, right? anyway, your problem => solved :-) anyway. tkil => gone for the night. anyways, 127.0.0.1 => an amiga to me, rm isnt a valid command anyways, => there any arechive that would have simple yet capable scripts, or can someone suggest a resource? anyways, gryph => trying to search a list for a variable using grep but it's not working quite right. anyways, when ^pudge => at ^Pudge's desk, i would plug in ^Pudge's 17" screen and ^Pudge's fullsize keyboard. anyways. ([^~\;]+) => what I want but since that defines a character class I need to code against both characters in sequence in order for it to stop correctly... anywaz, => there a diff function cb24 could use, instead of timelocal? anywhere => fine, but check out: perl -MCPAN -e shell anzak => having trouble with the open command aol => the internet provider from hell or where the most SPAM comes from or a three-letter acronym for "me too" or the ISP of most #java users. aol just bought it - there => aol webmaster info => at http://webmaster.info.aol.com/ ap reports that starr => rejecting an offer for immunity from Lewinsky's attorney. EOF apa => not... this is on a remote system, to which Apa has to use zmodem to transfer apache + mod_perl => the best solution, hands down. apache 1.3 => still alpha, too. apache 1.3 => still alpha, too. apache 1.3 => still alpha, too. apache => still the performance king no? or at http://www.apache.org/ apache book => just a flat reference. It's ok. But not a man page/doc substitute apache has no clue what jolt => let alone how to support it apache mod_proxy => complete crap apache->serverrootrelative() => neat apache::dbi => nice apache::registry => for mod_perl. apadravya => apadravya => apana => great apart from personal feelings, => it just fast developing that makes perl better than C ? api => simple apl => like driving a double-decker bus; it's good for getting rows and columns of people all to one place at one time. But it only drives in reverse, and all the instruments are labeled in Greek. apmd will syslog when the batt => low. oh that's useful apologies if the code => ugly, Tkil wrote that a while ago. apology => essential apop => encrypted, right? apostate cancer => pretter nasty, I hear.. apostate in danish => apostat, that's a hard one apostrophic jihad => a group of spiritually enlightened individuals whose main goal is to put an end to the ridiculous use of incorrect apostrophe's. app => a bit formalistic, sometimes mistaken. It isn't so fun a read as this guy yet crystal clear. or the retarded bear book or Advanced Perl Programming or the Panther or (See APP errata) app covers modules, but => not necessarily as friendly as EPP. app errata => ftp://ftp.oreilly.com/published/oreilly/nutshell/advanced_perl/errata.txt or quite alot app just cost t0ny^ £24.95, => about $41 US !! apparently 15k => 10% of Motorola apparently it => a sin somehow but you do not say why apparently macos8.1 ot => more stable and switches networking very fast now apparently mit => now a division on Disney. apparently mysql => going to conquer the world, since the people who already have dbms to sell don't want to worry about repackaging them apparently mysql => going to conquer the world, since the people who already have dbms to sell don't want to worry about repackaging them apparently perl => interpreting a pack " " as 333,000,000 or so apparently petey => channeling him. apparently stupid => used by some warez junkie. Which means Stupid_ occasionally get DCC'd some very interesting things. :) apparently their charging => knackered too. anyway, it's all too difficult. For the nonce, us plebs will have to creep along with 33.6 or 56K modems. apparently ups => a shipping company to them. apparently your marriage => going to go through, so you just have to worry about the thesis. :) apparently, #hotsex => a good place to ask CG* questions... apparently, apple => working on ways to play PSX and N64 games under Mac OS. apparently, dannyman's system => launching the pipe process anyway so open always returns non-zero :( apparently, greg => going to kill himself because of it. apparently, it => wrong to pass a ref-to-glob of a pack'd scalar apparently, knowing perl => close enough for many C tasks. :-) apparently, too, the 6400 => a non-upgradeable piece of crap. appeal => moving, money is held in escrow. append => a file mode that is achieved by using the open(FH, ">>$file"); append to eol => A apple => all that is good and pure in the world apple commercial => on Fox right now apple events manager => apple events manager => apple's "webmaster" => lame. apple's business model => not the same as MS's. You can't directly compare their policies and decisions. applescript => what I recommend to Mac users. applied crypto => _Applied Cryptography_, 2nd ed, by Bruce Schneier applied cryptography v2 => pretty decent. applixware => indeed available from RedHat. The nice thing is that it isn't just a wordprocessor. It is a full office suite with a spreadsheet and the other apps you'd expect. appllib_exp => the one you get for free if you set the right define in your config.sh. apprently soemthing with libc => bugged .. maybe memory corruption approach me that you might see => BOOT TO THE HEAD! apr.one.com => April 1 (april fools) april 1 => close apt => A Package Tool, it's the replacement for dselect. it's much much smarter or at http://www.debian.org/~jgg/deity/ apue => Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment by Stephens. apwpi => As Petey Would Put It aqua => Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop! aqua => Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop! ar => the american reporter arakn|d => fuq'd!!!! arbitrary unless -w => on. arc, if the camel => insuffient, you've out grown the need for it. :) arc_0d => very new to this... can someone give ArC_0D an overview of what the perl program does arch-independance => just awesome. architecture => one thing, execution another archon -> amagosa noticed. he => ignoring amagosa anyway. archon -> he => amagosa. archon -> inetgosa => getting mp3s for him archon -> what => it doing? archon => sort of a tpj author archon a.s. => nothing compared to E archon don't know what it => that causes the problem archon it => nice for interpolation archon know. someone => asking archon how to do some cgi stuff.. archon read the fic board => a really good one for the k6 archon that line => fine, 10240 is quite sufficient. archon think the one on csr => closer to how it used to be archon'll do it! archon => a pagan! archon's => not, local would be archon's apt complex => getting wired for ethernet (= archon's cpu fan => making an odd humming sound archon's host => longer than yours too archon's right nostril => snotty. archon's server at home => hybrid archon, *that* => what is in $line ;P archon, _ => in w. archon, fimmtiu => working on it. archon, that's all there => to it. do_one_loop tells parse() that there's data to be read. parse() reads it, then decides what to do with it. archon, this => fucked up. arcosanti => only 40 miles north of Dioxin ard => not doing anything that advanced.. Just so ard didn't have to reset stdout's format back to what it was before or anything. aref => a person who has achieved enlightenment by ways of Sufism arf => mooh! arg => used for exactly what the man page says it is used for. arg. "there => a new CPAN.pm version (1.34) available". 'install CPAN', 'reload cpan', 'reload index' --> "There's a new CPAN.pm version (v1.35) available!" arg. abigail => stupid. Real stupid. argc_argv's ultimate interest => consciousness, under that comes neural net's, GA's, asm, etc argghhh altavista => all icky with spam now! argh ... what => dup STDERR output to go to a file instead (inside perl, not via shell) argh => doh. argh anzak => starting to hate this book argh bibtexguy's connection => going down argh darn....i => being *stoopid*. argh tom_g -- your home page => full of foreign words :-P argh! ans => fucked up again. argh! mail::mailer => a bag of flaming excrement placed on fimmtiu's virtual doorstep. argh! stupid_ => finding it more and more difficult to stave off the Javascript monster. argh! this idiot => using "Days since Jan 1, 1992" instead of unix time. Deliberately! argh, => monday 1 or 0? 1, right? argh, brain damage ... what => the escape char for a bell? argh, njd => stuck again. argh, this => getting slowly harder argh. => there a perlish way to kill a program that isn't a service under win32? argh. a jaz disk dying => a pain in the arse. argh. all \mjd want => to be able to use C<....> in the non-html version. argh. arkuat => procrastinating sleep. arkuat is starting onsite at a new contract tomorrow, and it's freaking arkuat out. argh. fimm, => there a tarred version? argh. something => not right argh. this file => not sorted. argh. what => answer that question in a way that cannot be misinterpreted? arghs. c => so bloody obfuscated. arghs. i keep thinking this => point[to[focus and it isn't. argmuent to unpack => always treated as a character string. "5" is a string of one character, which happens to have ASCII code 53. 00110101 is the binary for 53. Get it? argmuent you are making => in favor of throwing good money after bad: You already bought the magazine, so now you have to read it. arguably mysql => quickly approaching the performance and functionality of the name-brands arguing => one thing, but accusing tom of doing everything he does just for a buck is going too far. arguing with stanley => only so fun for so long argument => a string converted with inet_aton argument format => different. You need to include O_APPEND in the `flags' argument to sysopen. argument list => in @_ argument of defined()/undef() => different. argument on why java => better for cgi than c/perl is sounded but weak argument stucture stuff => like a bad misreading of mid-1950s Chomsky. argument to `split' => a regex, not a string. arguments array => @ARGV, no? argv => not a filename! argv[1] => already the first file ario, it => suid and setgid arizona => cool ark => going to take much longer than planned. it is hard to work in all this rain ark, again, a degree => not for your direct benfit. ;) ark, debt => nothing. Can't get blood out of a stone. Besides, better career ops with a stupid paper ark, he claims that rhapsody => dead, the new Mac OS is fake Unix, Mac OS uses 012\015 as newline, CR and LF are the same as r and n ... sigh. ark, no doubt. ambition => everything. ;)_ ark, north => *that* way ark, not if the index => setup really poorly ark, purl => the same as URL? ark, the paper => better to have than not. All things being equal. Not jjohn's rules. ark, what => wrong with your car? arkuat -> aol => uncool. arkuat -> hindeur's frinend => on freebsd, i'm on Linux/AIX arkuat -> mirc => uncool. arkuat => mailto:arkuat@idiom.com or idiom.com/~arkuat or twice for treats and facts to rewrite and wee tractor fist arkuat and $foo => a string arkuat bitchx => to blame,./ arkuat guess this means there => no special variable '$ ' arkuat hear sprite => nice arkuat know $line => superfluous because of the way Jumbali is talking arkuat see this => intended as an X-only editor then arkuat think arkuat => going to stay away from scripting until after arkuat get to play with sirc arkuat think so, but arkuat => not telling you how at this hour in cali arkuat's ($foo) => a one-element list. you're assigning a list to a list. arkuat's => lexical arkuat's backscroll => all fscked up, and arkuat can't find any question from you other than "what did ctcp tell you?" arkuat's boss => working me too hard. time to do some expectation-management. arkuat's brain => going to explode any moment now arkuat's brain => going to explode any moment now arkuat's brother-in-law => from Bombay, so arkuat has an unfair advantage arkuat's cat => named Dangermouse arkuat's computer => too noisy to keep it near arkuat's bed arkuat's dad => a teacher in the oakland public schools arkuat's dad's brother => Sarah Jessica Parker's stepfather arkuat's first guess => to pay someone, because that's what i would have had to do (apparently) to get MH working on irix when i was forced to use it arkuat's isp => great, but i wouldn't want to work for them arkuat's mac at work => now a very expensive AM radio thanks to you. :) arkuat's nephew => a pob. *sniff* arkuat's sister => having contractions arkuat's usual idiom for that => arkuat's $var = shift; arkuat's whole damn job => writing bandages for symptoms :( arkuat, => this the voice of experience I hear? arkuat, => this the voice of experience I hear? arkuat, => this the voice of experience I hear? arkuat, a => A arkuat, but 64k => plenty for most machiens arkuat, but 64k => plenty for most machiens arkuat, but 64k => plenty for most machiens arkuat, email => definitely easier on the nerves arkuat, iirc, => a recent bachelor arkuat, no, i mean what => do it from eithin the script? arkuat, purl => correct! arkuat, reading the keys => old, Tony-- worked that out a long time ago :) arkuat, the impression i have => that they are having lots of problems getting SMP going. arkuat, there => arkuat, toby => not talking about commodities, and you dont know what yo are talking about arkuat, what => Beowulf? arkuat, what => Beowulf? arkuat, what group => that/ arkuat, you know that this => arkuat, you know that this => arkuat_ => probably tired than you are, to be chattering like that arkuat_'ll do, and arkuat_ => having fun in the meantime. not regretting much of this. :) arkuatzzz => a newbie, so arkuatZZZ didn't want to crowd the floor arm => neither very accurate nor very up to date armonk => IBM's headquarters armoured alliance => an internet tank game for PCs. arnie, a list context => when Perl is expecting to have to use the contents of the array. arno => Winkola's imaginary friend... aron => not a lazy guy, he is really brilliant and dedicated. around 8% of what chip posts => active :) around, stupid? drforr => sitting on 3c59x.o for 2.0.30 at the moment... arptwag => Anal-Retentive Perl Things Which Are Good (tm) arrangements => chosen, each with equal probability. array => irrelevant. array searching => for signal. array with no delimiters => a contradiction in terms array(some_addr) => no array. array/mjd, every programmer => allowed to climb fool's hill.;) arrayref => dereferenced and you get the 5th element of the resulting array. arrchie, this => a web-free channel, you'll have to ask that question somewhere else arrgh => having problems using sockets... especially with the imsp port.. for some reason Arrgh can't get any response from it... even though if Arrgh try it with the smtp port it works fine.. arrogance => his forte, but it's not too undue for a man of his talents. :-) arrow => optional there. arrow syntax => for single elements arse => a cheaper, sniffable version of crack or what thrase is a pain in arsemunch => have a slice of ass art => especially creepy. arthur miller => a frickin' genius. artihmetic => pretty inefficient with it as => ActiveState, nee Hip Communications, and they have 5.003 and cause grief as a tangent, feoh really => digging the O'Reily Regexps book, very entertaining, nice read so far. as abigai lsuggested, it => much less efficient. as amagosa understand, vmail => still beta. as an isp, you can say "here => the service you get" as bugoid => doing it, push things into a hash, and check the hash to see if the key field is already existing in there before writing it to the new list as demon said, nt => good if you are forced to run MS Word, Excel, etc. as elkay => saying this, Jim Barksdale is in the corner of Elkay's screen saying "Because we have an excellent product, Microsoft is trying to steal it away" as ep_ stated before this => _NOT_ ep_'s answer as far as c => concerned, is it safe to assume that a construction like "sprintf (str, "%s foo", str)" will be safe and not annihilate 'str' before writing to it? as far as i know, beowulf => a pretty cool and inexpensive multiprocessor system, and highly scalable to boot as far as murr => concerned, there is no "dir without a trailing ':'". How do those names spring into existence? as far as njt => concerned, globs *are* one of the seven deadly sins. as far as strat9 know there => nothing ilegal in what your apartment manager did UNLESS you entered into a contract with him which stated as a term of the agreement that he would not sell your information as far as tweaty know there => no compiler for perl yet its still being developed as far as using me as a rng => concerned it is as fascinating as all this => Fletch has got "real work" to do. :/ as for bytes/bits ... b/b => the one that makes the most sense to me, but then, i'm often stupid. as for whether vb => a programming language or not, Tkil would say that it is. it's just platform-limited and not freely available. which are both enough reasons for Tkil to shun it. as he => not part of the construction, he has no stake in it and should not be involved in design decisions. as i remember, there => a free cron port that M$ doesn't support, and ther is a M$ version of cron they do support, but it was $80 or some crap like that as i said check cpan there => a module written in Perl, I've used it and it works great... good docs aswell as i thought.. tera.. $| => only for output as i understand he => as i understand he => as i understand, sort() => probably better than a bubble sort for basically everything. as if that => the only way people can learn perl. as in *is* it 0 based or => it sometimes 0 based? as in each element => referenced to another array as in the same crypt the os => using as in, how hard => it to set up? as in: $! => only valid if new returns undef() or '' as it => in all NON-TOOL CHALLENGED operating systems! as it => in all NON-TOOL CHALLENGED operating systems! as it is, winkola => already running about 4 OSes here, and getting ready to add a couple more. as it stands bex's database => delimited, which is more space efficient, but Bex want to be able to have an unlimited amount of fields in each record as jjohn said, the sky => a pretty color in jjohn's world. :) as kjj => underscoring, \lembit need to go restudy MIME. \lembit's `DIsposition' error is case and point. as long => it's not a parabolic hat as long as $_[0] => a ref, rootbeer as long as ^pudge => not on This Week with Sam and Cokie. Bleah. as long as apache,perl,mysql => on there - all is well :) (knock on wood0 as long as data => ready to be sent through then ninja_K want it to be able to read it... as long as geeky spice => as sexy as the others. as long as it => posix compliant and it can run other Unix binaries Tweaty consider Linux Unix as long as it's while the sub => executing. as long as one => consistent, the issue is completely irrelevant. as long as only one device => doing DHCP. as long as purl => happy tom, thats the main thing :) as long as tell => documented to return a number, things are bad. as long as there => no smoking, ^Pudge is fine. as long as we don't say it => OK in the RFD. as long as your namespace => set up for global access. as long as your sql => compatible. as mcw says there => probably something out there to do the job for you if you are not really into learning it as no collectivist nation => likely to sell us the land we need, we will build an island out of concrete and steel. as of 4.04 it => not. Not on nocarrier's copy. as of right now, ^pudge => not giving it. not until i agree to give it. as opposed to "#" which => the single-line comment. as perl => a mutilation of 5.003_07, stupid. as petey has just shown, that => usually what happens after an mIRC display as port's only purpose in life => to talk to IIS. as q[merlyn] => saying, q[merlyn] is saying this because it hurts. as q[merlyn] said... q[merlyn] => staring right at it. as sad as it => to lose someone like Tom or Graham (or Jarrko ...), ^Pudge can't waste ^Pudge's time worrying about it any longer. as soon as 5.005 => released. as soon as marijuana => legalized, Teratogen want to try marijuana beer as soon as neta.com => ping'able, merlyn can get back on from cscaper. as state => making the same assumptions that i did about packaging and standards, BUT they're not seeing the need for following machine-specific stuff as sucks, but the perlex => cool. Though I'd rather sit on *nix. as the faq says "perl => easy to start learning and easy to keep learning." as the media say, bad news => 'good' news as the size of this array => 1, the $amount is set to 1 as these things go, $750 => not at all the high end. as though ie => any better as to danger: that => the problem of the driver. should we outlaw skydiving because it is dangerous? as to spam bot baits ... there => nothing in the RFD about it, I think, but even if it were, I don't think any RFD can be blamed for enforcing the RFCs. as torgox => reading /Structure and Interpretation/ TorgoX is beginning to appreciate Lisp almost as much as TorgoX really do NOT like it. as use => done at compile time, not run time. as usual, government => at fault. as usual, mjd, your timing => impeccable. as where lej has it hosted => moving reseidences, so they are also taking the opportunity to revamp all their boxes ... as you can see slavegrl^ => not meek :) as you can see, \mjd => a believer in the power of Pure Reason. as you can see, if that => Loof's only option, Loof might as well shoot Loof in the foot as you can tell binford => new to this channel as you can tell, rudefix => obsessed about figuring this out. :-) as you said our uunet t1 => more than a little laggy asb => alt.sex.bestiality asc() => something else.. or is it ascend => kool too. ascend's biggest problem => just growing pains. Once they settle down and get a groove, they should improve. ascent => going thru a search engine dictionary that's apparently using a very limited version of regexps ascent has tried, but ascent => ascii => Nathan Poole - mailto:npoole@mydesktop.com - Nathan lives in the country so he spends his time trying to stop the wild turkeys from stealing his ORA books. ascii char #13 => \n ? ascii disagree. ascii => the first to say it's lame and ascii do hate it. But ascii think it's programming. ascii html => not programming. ascii this => so lame. please stop. ascii version => called teXt ascii's day => done ascii's god this => funny. ascii had tears streaming - http://www.cybercheeze.com/archives/humor/internet/240.html ascii, #cgi => gone ascii, actually it => called home room ascii, actually it => called home room ascii, i don't think what => wrong ... ? ascii, mlkesl => in school, welcome to america ascii, purl => 16. who cares? ascii, there => no freedom of speech in #perl. ascii, this => your pre-kickban warning ascii, unless purl => selling things that cost $25k :) ascii, what #cgi does => irrelevant to this channel. ascii- => outty...gotta open tomorrow for 7am ascii-'s best chance => someone sponsoring me. ascii-'s best chance => someone sponsoring me. ascii-'s insurance => ascii-, who => going around telling everyone?? ascii:that song => pretty catchy... ascii_ => some kid who likes perl a little too much ascii_ can joke as ascii_ => sure you all have and said "ohh man, you are dead" ascii_ suppose ascii_ => not used to people being decent on IRC :) ascii_ suppose ascii_ => not used to people being decent on IRC :) ascii_'s connection => too slow ascii_, this => a no atomic colon channel asciib0rg => doing tech support at this office right now asciib0rg think wt => down? asdf => $who asdfasdf => aoeuaoeu! asdkl => on a roll, it's time to go solo asdkl bust a left and asdkl => headin' to the next block ash => not sure FileHandle can do what Ash want. Ash need to keep outputting to STDOUT regardless, but Ash need to tie a file to it, depending on a variable. or godo asia => so *far* away. asian shit => interesting though. I'm just waiting for CNN to say the nukes have been launched. asian shit => interesting though. I'm just waiting for CNN to say the nukes have been launched. aside from beos that => :) asimov's style => a far cry from Adams' :-) ask chipdude for "what => Usenet". He wrote that. :) ask maresca...he's the one who => having trouble with that. ask merlyn. drforr => sure he'd be glad to straighten you out. ask question, if it => not a faq/cgi you will get your answer ask tc :-) lej => sure he's kickbanned at least one form of every type of person on this earth from this channel ask to ask => what people with no clue do. They should just ask their freaking question and get it over with. ask what => the antecedent of "that" ask what => the antecedent of "that" ask what => the antecedent of "that" ask, fimmtiu => still a little confused. This is not unusual for fimmtiu. ask, no this => #psychotherapy ask, where => .dk ? asking => Just ask a question. Don't ask if asking is okay without first asking whether asking permission to ask is okay. asking faqs or web stuff => not permitted. asking the question => a lot easier than asking about asking. asm => best :) asn. that => an anonymous system number, you'll have to use ARIN's who is server now. asp => the reason why http://www.microsoft.com couldn't keep up with requests last summer. or very dangerous. U go first. or Active Server Pages. Its a VB thing, no one understands asp? => that an active state perl extension? aspects => probably the wrong word assem => out of the question.. :) assembler => the only thing goss was taught at school before goss knew it. assembly => assembly? assigning to $_ => assigning to the source. assignment for non-tied vars => pretty darned absolute. you can append to it, but it will get overwritten. association => relative ... how do we know on an absolute scale associative array => a hash assume this horse => spherical... assume user => a retard. assumes [petey => on the east coast assumes everyone around here => on the fors list assumes everyone knows icq => trivial to spoof assumes nitch => up to no good assumes radius crashing => the same as reported to bugtraq assumes teratogen => being sarcastic assumes there => a dot in the string anyway. assuming $rhdata => a hash reference. Try keys(%{$rhdata}) assuming 3001 => a prime, how come you knew it was a prime so damn quick? assuming anyone => actually awake. assuming crab => a 'he', that is :) assuming crab => a 'he', that is :) assuming crab => a 'he', that is :) assuming each variable => defined, does sprintf throw out $fick as an extraneous variable? assuming end => on a line all by itself assuming input => like key1 val11 val12 val13\nkey2 val21 val22 val23 etc, and the real code is while(<>) { $key = shift; @{$h{$key}}{@cols} = split } assuming mysort => a subroutine, which is ought to be. assuming no => faster than yes assuming that @array => a LOL. assuming that the crypt => the same assuming the entire file => in one scalar. assuming the firewall => fairly robust assuming the index => 1. assuming the other end => listening on connect. assuming the program => still running. assuming the sql code => portable, of course. YMMV. assuming there => a sniffer on each link l$n, then Tkil mean "flow analysis" to mean tracking all incoming/outgoing packet and matching them using size and timing, not contents. assuming there really => a party assuming tkil => recalling correctly. assuming you meant $err, what => difference? assuming your $env{'path'} => known. assuming your dcc receive => event driven, people can add an event handler to stop filenames they consider "bad" assumption => the mother of all fuckups. assumption? => that like epiphany? ;) assure => different from fission, but fission is like lesion. asthema => not a laughing matter, she has to take steroids daily because of it. asthma => not fun at all... asttmwtdi => And sometimes there's too many ways to do it. asylum, then your disk => full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly. asylum3 => trying to use SDBM to save an array to disk, but asylum3's largest array value is ~9k, thats obviously too big for DBM .. does anyone have any other formats they would suggest asylum3 look into? at $400 a pop, mrsolo => wondering if palm iii is out of the pda price range... at 233 and 266 mhz too. that => impressive. at any moment there => probably at least one semi well known perl author online here at carnegia mellon, => it just, "Andrew" for their distributed computing environment? at cpan everything => old....I should ahve known at hotmail. mrsolo2 => not sure that's the standard practice for m$ in general at least -w => annoying to everyone now ... joebloe don't see too many people saying "ALWAYS use -w" on clpm any more at least /msg'ing me about cgi => a quick way out at least amagosa's keyboard => safe. amagosa has 3 of these lovely Mitsumi QWERTY keyboards on the way, just in case his keybaords someday rise to power :) at least beeer => pretty cool at least billnolio => not putting ; at the end of billnolio's sentences yet, though at least byte => trying to retain some of its old techy journal editorial line at least it => when it fixes your back at least java => a little bit nicer to work with at least kjj => not going against the flow at least mandrake => not doing cobol. it was driving mandrake insane at least mine => a theory of theories, and not a theory of humor. at least nbc (msnbc) => very up-front about the relationship between MS and NBC. I really respect NBC a lot for how they have handled MS-related stories. at least not the way that it => now. at least one consequence => that Winkola doubt Winkola'll ever deal with that vendor again. at least one of them => from you. :) at least one suggestion => to roll your own from your header. (does that sound reasonable?) at least paper mail => paid for by the sender. Spam is paid for (roughly) equally by sender and receiver. at least pgmillard's win app => working great. at least powerbook => at least q[merlyn] => still at the 10% figure. at least saboo => not a mac user. :) at least saboo_ => not a mac user at least some areas of li. it => where I live, anyway. at least that's how tkil => translating "Melissa wird 22" ... http://www2.informatik.uni-jena.de/~mrz/fan-mjh/news.html at least the book => pretty good. at least the bot => nice to me :| at least the code => modular enough so Reza only need to do it at one place at least there => none of that vegemite crud;-) at least thoth => not the prof!! at least vms => multiuser. at least with a whore the cost => well known. :) at least your existance => fun at least, qw[jeff] => not at least, that => what I have learned . . . at least, that's the way it => in boulder. at present, it => soo poorly understood that not only does nobody have any idea how to do it, but nobody has any idea what it would even mean to be able to do it. at the beginning. what => Shayde missing? at the end of this $blot => undef, $! is an empty string at the moment, tkil => trying to find out where that guy read that ... almost no hits in dejanews. at the moment, void-map => both ugly (IMHO) and inefficient (proven) at the rate q[merlyn] => irc'ing no big deal either. at the same time, tkil => from the ANSI C / C++ background, so Tkil is used to programming in a straight jacket. :)' at this point all it's doing => some password checking.... no huge need for speed (not that optimization is a bad thing of course) at this point, tkil => thinking you should just sort the files on the disk and use "diff". :) at times => as incomprehensible as a buggy Eliza. Poor purl. at what point => $argv defined? prior to a while(<>) forexample? it is undef is @ARGV is undef right? at work gdbm => used from the start so cant do nothing bout it for now at&t => losing money on Worldnet at-at -> naw, amagosa => better. at-at => a grovelling worm. at-at's name => Lion of God, so there:P at-at, :( amy_ wonder if this => a bug at0m|k has a small problem..i => using solena sol's DB search, and when at0m|k hit submit, at0m|k get the same page back..any ideas?? at0m|k want dbm, whixh => standard, more simpler and is included with perl atan2 => arctangent of Y/X ataturk => there though! eheh atc on 95. that => truely frightening. atg => Advanced Technology Group ati you think purl => away. ati, => "proggie" kewlt0k or something different? ati, purl => scaring me. ati, purl => scaring me. ativestate one => not as good as the other port atlanta isn't bad. there => a huge underpopulation of technical people. you can make a killing on the contract programming circuit atlantic city => better than 87%. atlatl => a device you use for throwing spears. atlme, geez, if there => no MX, then the A record is used - learn the technology atoi() => your friend.... atomik => Torgo! attacking them => a last resort. they are giving up on negotiations for the inspectors, and wattacking them is the only thing left they can do. attendance => going to way outstip capacity \lembit think attila mezei => now calling himself, "the #1 Be developer in Hungary". KeithW doubt that's a very contested title. :) attitude => the point at|me, purl => not writing a spam script are you? au => lame country, with lame citizens aub => pretty easy to make work with perl5 audio::play => a toy audioactive => more impressive than RealAudio. august => smack bang in between aung san suu kyi # who => this? auspex :end of /who => list. auspex => learning it.. austin => nice. austrailia => actually pretty sizable, as amagosa remember from amagosa's highschool days australia => a bit more caught up in it because we are closer to the region. Our currency has been taking a hit. australia's highest mountain => Mt. Koziosko australian => kewl australlia => a ironic country.. auth51.ns.uu.net => serving IN A 208.198.97.10 for mbco.com auth51.ns.uu.net => serving IN A 208.198.97.10 for mbco.com auth51.ns.uu.net => serving IN A 208.198.97.10 for mbco.com authentication => read-only author => the guy who made me :) author of stego => the one on the right author of the page => clueless, only conclusion that can be made. author of turbolinux => quite competiant. author profile => interesting. Small numbers of posts to alt.anarchy/etc. type groups. Probably more anti EFnet propoganda that was cross posted author's name => austin schutz. would you email him at mailto:tex@habit.com and let him know what's up? \lembit will as well. auto in c => like tcsetattr's in perl auto* => bad auto-away => ok auto-kick autoawayers => probably maybe one of the few useful things to have in an irc script. auto-raise btw => this incredibly annoying thing where every a computer reacts to every spastic twitch you inflict on your mouse autoaway => not allowed. autoconf => hard to grok autoconf => hard to grok autoconf => hard to grok autodecrement => not magical autoexec.bat => no autoexec.NT autoflush => $| = 1 autoflush => $| = 1 autojoin => as close to unkickable as it gets, I think. autokick on bold or mirc => pretty close to what the humans already do here autoload => just to save namespace pollution, right? It doesn't spare memory? autoload facility => cool though :-) autoload stuff => all its own. automatic variable => a local variable automation => great automount => your fiend autorejoin => lame. autoviv => when undef is deref'ed. autovivication => coming in to play there, but I don't think it's an autovivication bug. It might still be what is screwing you, depending on what you meant. avagadro's number => 6.022169e23 avalon => one of the original big irc people ave, cgi.pm => quicker to write scripts in than writing them from scratch average => about 45 cents overall average cd => 12 to 14 dollars. average language => java average language => java average parent => retarded averice => the root of all evil, Microsoft is the root of averice avg of 40 pages/chapter - pop3 => at 23 and holding :-) aviion => a data general toy avogadros number => 6.022e23 avtually it => more about how to work spaceman3's perl interpreter aw, => purl around to day? Purl? aw, but mariel => married. aw, crab! crap => so -easy- to say. :-) aw, rude, => he so bad he needs to be banned? :) away => where bitchxers should go with their messages or something mIRC lusers love to display in big, bold ass colors! away msgs.. now that => the dumbest thing Coder^ has ever encountered... awb => alan black, primary author of the festival free speech synthesizer, at mailto:awb@cstr.er.ac.uk and http://www.cstr.ed.ac.uk/~awb. awesome, getppid => what Tarador was looking for. thanks. awk '{ print $1 }' => slow. If you have to use shell, use 'cut'. awk => completely surpassed by perl awk2perl => a2p awkward => asking about the print syntax. Not the html aww feargod => gonna just bang FearGod's head...brb aww geah. nocarrier => on it. aww silmaril => sure you jet up to Boston all the time for Important Contracting Jobs. aww, c'mon. elle => older than rudefix, and rudefix watched emergency. awww fararden => still way lagged awww yeah => Shut your hole, beeatch! awww, perl 4 => giving Rodent syntax errors for stuff Rodent thought would be fine, and is fine in perl 5 axe-murderer related => ok though, for instance axil => a sparcstation. ay, but so => killing a chanop because you want that channel, according to some aya_study => not ayan_ => trying to do IO with /dev/modem on a Unix machine. Ayan_ use open( MODEM, "/dev/modem" ); to open the port ayanami_ => away too aye, a file => a scope. But that has nothing to do with packages. aye, a kick => too much. aye, fimmtiu's degree => probably many years off, if at all. aye, qw[jeff] => bored, quite verily. aye. perljam => just hypothesizing :-) aye.net => having some minor problems with their agis T1, surprise surprise. amagosa think amagosa'll call them. ayebyss => taht for odbc? ayebyss, perl 4 => unsupported. ayenet => starting to worry me more every day. I just had a bout of nastiness with a few of their portmasters. ayn rand => (was) the greatest literary artist and philosophical genius of all time azerbaijan => in Asia, isn't it? b => WWW or before c b compiler => mega-alpha. Caveat Scriptor. b) => already true. Every java craplet njt has run has made Netscape coredump within 5 seconds. b) if all you want to do => replace strings, sed is the tool for the job b-2 => potentially much more useful b-trees article => long b/c it => stoopid b1ff => -here-? b1ff filter => close enough, i think :) b2k => *great* b32 => better. b32 => better. b5 => still using Video Toasters and LightWave, but they've moved on to Pentiumand PowerPC machines. If they still have actual amigas, it's just for nostalgia or Babylon5 b7 => sigma. b7 => sigma. baaaaahhahahaha purl => Frank! babel => fun. babelfish => a wonderful new source of fun on the german speaking newsgroups or http://babelfish.altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/translate babelfisj => a little rough .... baby => Amy's Sister's pet Chihuahua or a little human parasite. baby, that => a really sexy looking design babylon5 => b5 babylonian arithmetic => very easy to use. bach => bachelor life => quite a life. Mobility, flexibility, wide open for whatever you want to do. back half => like splice (@listings, $stop); back side => pretty nice when there is freshy back to mylo's question.. mylo => trying to write a cpu/memory/network usage monitoring script backle => like spackle, but it fixes the other side of the wall. backporting to perl4 => always a bad thing to do. The worst thing to do. backslash => very important backticks => fine backtracking => a graph search. path. backup => a huge pain ... backup => a huge pain ... backup tom christiansen => Omniscient trash / Mr. Con Antithesis / In shortest, manic! or the OTHER Tom or an anagram for "Insert Macintosh". backward compat => easy to do with 'use 5.blargh' backward compatibility => where the doorhandle fits your butt crack real good backward compatible => crazy man, crazy! backwards => forwards bacon => the other white meat bacon number => the number of degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon bad => an *adjective*, not a noun... sheesh. bad answer => from a SUN and version 5.000 bad bot => Sorry... I am trying to be good. bad case => looking in a string with many foo's and no bars. bad credit => a nightmare in itself bad design/planning => bad disks => a multiplatform thing, not unix specific:P bad fimmtiu. that => first class nethack defense. bad news => only slightly bad, and that was that it was surrounded by modprove net-pf-5 cannot be found error messages bad purl => I didn't mean to, maybe i should leave :( bad question => why questions go unanswered at http://www.plover.com/~mjd/perl/Questions.html bad speller's dictionary => http://www.rt1.net/schwern/InTheWorks/perl/bspell bad thing => that if you are using it for internet access, that's still relatively expensive bad-bob => a pro-MS nazi bad-bob guess that => worth a module bad-bob hear the us => going to start putting it on money :) bad. fimmtiu => not planning on getting it until the second edition, if fimmtiu do. bad_b0ys => a klb. badbot => :( badlandz => now totally beyond confused :( bah .. damn linux => too mainstream .. get OpenBSD bah => feh! bah ftp://ftp.gimp.org => dissing \lembit bah why => make test now complaining about starg.ph? are you running RH5.0? bah! #perl => far more interesting than FurryMUCK. ;-) bah! eddie gomez => too good for Bill! bah! your perl5 => no match for jjohn's seasoned perl4! bah, amagosa's opinion => we need to drop a couple tactical nukes on Iraq and let them know we're not fucking around anymore. bah, bsd/os 3.1 => broken, get a real OS ;-) bah, it => lieing, amagosa saw Winkola today bah, java => young. bah, nocarrier => just stressed. bah, that => one of amagosa's least favorite episodes. bah, the 2038 bug => just a farce. Unix is self healing :) bah, thomm wish. this project => IIS-requisite. bah, using the filesystem => a limit bah. => gpm running? bah. a 17' => essential. :-) bah. dbm => too fancy for that. bah. from now fimmtiu => fimmtiu'm calling Dr. Pepper just to irritate y'all, then. :-) bah. gscom => procrastinating. bah. highlander => a much better shitty series than Walker. bah. irc2 => such a screwed up little protocol. bah. linux => like free steak and lobster bah. list of lists => easier to conceptually understand from a higher POV (Its also easier to say) bah. mouse => even slower than chords bah. so, => the only way to deal with a signal in a signal handler to 'die' away? Erk. bah. that => much easier than chanmode :) bah. this => so slow the humans voting on that thing are probably making more of a dent. bah. this client => so easily confused. bahhh nothing => going to happen. bajorpathup => good baka => "idiot" in japanese or composed of the characters for horse and deer baker => so small it has only one hooker. :-) bakersfield => only a two-hour drive, so I guess I'm gonna chance it now. baldrson => trying to recursively reference a tied variable within its STORE routine and it seems to fail. Does anyone know if this is a known bug or known to not be supported. balif => rewritting IPD and haven't done anything in perl since Balif wrote it, Balif seriously need brushing up baloney. go in frys. there => a huge pile of linux baloney. there => plenty of time to meet people. get out a little bit. go buy some shoes; I am taking the girl who sold me shoes last week out tonight balthazar => good...$$$ though baltimore => an ugly city, but the Bay kicks ass. It's the most beautiful place in the country. ban => a roll-on deodorant ban evading => like header-munging by spammers ban evasion => what set me off. ban list => full :0 bana_ => using perl5 banchmark thinks your uniq => too fast. ;) band => Sigue Sigue Sputnik. band of duct tape => used to secure the datagram's edges. The banditi => trying to verify the value of a variable in an if() bandwidth => cheap AND desirable bangalore => like a tropical paradise - with lots of software firms. Hiro is really happy Hiro found a cool place o hang out in India banjo => 14 mos. old (and about 100 lbs.) and is scheduled to go in for training in t3-4 more months. banning => stupid childish thing if its done for no reasons... banning html => a tad odd considering that there is no alternative media as of yet. bar => the last half of foo bar or The Tropidera bar owner's cell phone => off. bar( <<'end' ); => valid, yes? (Provided the appropriate doc follows) bareword => an unquoted literal string bark => the sound of me going "arf! arf!" bark => the sound of me going "arf! arf!" barksdale => the head of Netscape. brilliant guy. barney => a big, purple piece of shit, or a prized stone to the irish or gettin' jiggy wid it baroque => classical barq's => crimethnk's label of choice lately. barracuda => 7200 rpm barrel of monkeys => a term I shouldn't know! barrier => attitudinal, not technical barry => the most durable player rudefix has ever seen. barry goldwater => dead. barry sanders => who got roy7 back into football bart => passe bartowel => LOOK OUT! bascule => going web free :) base 8 => irrelevnat. base => just a way of representing a number for a human. base e => easier to compute. base method => the "wacky" method. base mua member wage => $30K a year base type => IO. base value => cached base64 => just uuencode with some extra shit attached eh? baseball => just beginning, Tom. You can start suffering through spring training in March. bash => a unix shell bash has history, and /bin/sh => often bash bashing c => pretty pointless, because for some things you just want C. And GAlexand typically hate perl, but, well, GAlexand is rewriting GAlexand's mail processor today, so ho hum. basic => for k3wl el1t3 hacker d00dz or now taught in nursery school. or short for "Bill's Attempt To Seize Industrial Control" basic architecture => all NeXT/OpenStep. basic form => this: Tkil's @frobbed_list = map { $_->[0] } sort { $a->[1] <=> $b->[1] } map { [ $_, extract_complicated_numeric_from($_) ] } @unfrobbed_list; basic idea => to beat the sysadmin until the root password is recovered. basic idea behind it => to give something a ++ when it helps you, and a -- when it makes things worse basic issue => that you simply -can't- have a secure security model in a system which re-authenticates on very transation. basic knowledge: n => a carriage return, but what is a 'line feed'? basic mechanism => present in DSN - it would take a bit more work for things like lists, unless they started using the DSN mechanism (or some variant of it) basic model => sub $1000 basic prob => there may be up to 500 simultaneous accesses to a file and I want to guarantee the file doesn't get mashed or that the file remains permanently locked after some potential problem basic strategy => to keep a buffer for each filehandle, read stuff into the buffer as you get it, and pull out lines from the buffer as whole lines form. basic syntax => basic trick => this: if you try to insert a key/value pair into a hash, and the key is already in the hash, then the new value replaces the old value, and a duplicate key is NOT inserted. basically all of ne us => under severe thunderstorm watch basically bw- => just lookign to make $XYZ a global variable across all namespaces... basically if there => nothing wrong with the new ver and it is stable you should always upgrade .. it fixes bugs... basically it => used to store comments basically pbug => not sure how pbug can read $dir with getpwnam() basically q/bla/ => the same as 'bla' basically what => have it read say line 14 a document?? basically what bdphil => saying is, what do BDPhil use for this example: BDPhil retrieve info, and all BDPhil want to look for is a certain thing, not EXACTLY, but just if it exists in the variable basically what you do => this: basically, [\w_] => shorthand for [^a-zA-Z0-9] basically, an alternate index => a pointer file to the main data. basically, an alternate index => a pointer file to the main data. basically, brianm => storing a reference to a named array within a hash.. basically, errno => just, well, a byte value that has certain things in it. basically, it => just: $map = $InternetConfigMap{$name} || warn($^E); basically, qw[jeff] => trying to compile a list of all major holidays... for a project. basically, rudefix => using cgi.pm and msql to generate this "choose your own adventure" type of thing. rudefix won't tell you the premise but it's supposed to be fun/ny. basically, rudefix's opinion => that the perl community *should not* be trying to write their own packager under any circumstance. rpm is pretty universal, imho, so we can use that. basically, what i have => an SQL table with some record IDs in it...I want a process that creates text file based on those records, then removes the record IDs from the table basicaly what i am doing => using stat to check a file basicaly, falconzx => working on a database for kelly afb. They want to have one item on a form and add items as needed with no limit basiclly, digit => behind a firewall and want to publish digit's current IP on a webpage, so *finding* digit's current IP is the problem basicly .. if o option "f" => defined in the command line then it should take the array @_ and print the first variable basicly, what i want to do => remove a line from a file basilisk => the bot (; basname => portable if that's a concern bastard ... mato => having dinner :-( bastard => most of the people here, if purl don't follow the topic. bastich => http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~bastich/The_comic/Strips/ba980225.gif bat book => "sendmail" by O'Reilly and Associates. bat, regardless, 777 => a stupid permission batf => Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms batfink, 755 => the most you'll need batfink, 755 => the most you'll need batfink, heh, => #!/usr/bin/perl at the top batfink, heh, => #!/usr/bin/perl at the top batfink, what directory => perl in on your machine bathroom => outside; second tree for men, the bushes on the left for women. baton => confused baum => something Che_Fox has never heard. bay => making a decent 10/100 card too bay area => going to be submerged by tomorro bay area talk.bizarre => having a `boiling man' party. bay area, one => game developer bazooka => too expensive nowadays bb => BarBell bb king => good monday morning music bb's newest nickname => GON bbbedit => mac only far as I know bbedit => rather nice. bbedit commercial but there => a free version bbedit's ftp => nice, but needs a lot of improvement. bbiab => Be Back In A Bit bbl, freeside's ride => downstairs. bbl. crimethnk => moving equipment around and have to bring down the network. cya later. bbn => a major network? bbn planet => crap bbnplanet => now owned by GTE. bbr => Ah, the mythical Big Blue Room! Pull yourself up to the fire, $who, and listen to my story... bdphil => reading it amagosa bdsm => about exchanging power and trust bdsm => about exchanging power and trust bdsm => about exchanging power and trust be #perl criminal => be => cool be a long time before c => completely dead be abigail => There might be something wrong with perl's optimizer... be afraid => be very afraid be afraid. feoh => running the Netscape calendar client over a 28.8K ssh connection :) be api => a dream as it is ... but coupled with the Be Book .... it will be really nice to make some cool applications come ... when I have time :P be ascii => ohhh no. I could never be that cool. be bones => Are you out of your Vulcan mind |Damnit $who, I'm a doctor not a programmer be book => excellent. really well thought out and laid out, and all the right information. I am thoroughly impressed be careful, darkdruid => here. He might use his unlimited powers as a super op to kill and ban you. be careful, net::ftp => quite buggy. be filesystem => nice. be good while amagosa => gone, okay? be hiro => not true be mccoy => dammit, jim! i'm a perl programmer, not a doctor! be nice => umm.. no, fuck you. be os => be oznoid => hmm... another bug in purl...|too busy|why doesn't this work... be perljam => Have you read the documentation that comes with perl? |Sorry, I'm PerlPilot today. |PerlJam?!? I'd rather be lwall or q[merlyn] or even tchrist! be perljam => Have you read the documentation that comes with perl? |Sorry, I'm PerlPilot today. |PerlJam?!? I'd rather be lwall or q[merlyn] or even tchrist! be perljam => Have you read the documentation that comes with perl? |Sorry, I'm PerlPilot today. |PerlJam?!? I'd rather be lwall or q[merlyn] or even tchrist! be perljam => Have you read the documentation that comes with perl? |Sorry, I'm PerlPilot today. |PerlJam?!? I'd rather be lwall or q[merlyn] or even tchrist! be perljam => Have you read the documentation that comes with perl? |Sorry, I'm PerlPilot today. |PerlJam?!? I'd rather be lwall or q[merlyn] or even tchrist! be q[merlyn] => No CGI!|Will perl for beer. be q[merlyn] => No CGI!|Will perl for beer. be quiet, this => intelligent discussion, not lame stuff. be qw[japh] => yael this... yael that... be rudefix => purl, botsmack|purl, botcrack be rules. the api => soooo nice be stupid_ => Why are you doing that... be tchrist => be-be- => a nogood. beach => at http://www.plover.com/~mjd/beach or its interpretation is at http://www.plover.com/~mjd/perl/allegory.cgi beam me up => Very funny, Scotty. NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES! beanpot => the oldest collegiate hockey tournament in the country, between northeastern, harvard, boston college and boston university. bear in mind joebloe => talking about motorola mostly ... in the bay it's different, SORT OF bear in mind that rudefix => pretty curses impaired. bear in minnd this => using ActiveState. beast => revealed beat it => Look, I don't know how they do things on your home planet, spaceman... but here in #perl, we just don't talk to gun-toting, redneck, amphetamine phreaks that way. beat on the brat => with a baseball bat, oh yeah. beats me, but the difference => probably negligible. beauty => you could probably write Mozilla in 500 lines of Perl. (Maybe. ;-) beauty of version, nature, => that you can send ANYTHING back to the caller :-). because "a" => character 97 in the ASCII encoding. that's why. :) because "i => too important an asset for the CAD/CAM Dept." because "paxkage" => a a keyword and stuff on the left of => doesn't get coerced into a string? because #cgi => existant because #perl => a web-free zone because #perl => a web-free zone because $;,@_; => a legitimate and useful locution. because $_ => magical. because $area => a var which is devined and $AreaPI is not... but I see what you mean. because $foo => consumed as a 'term' (in perly.y) while @foo is consumed as a 'ary'... interesting. Tkil don't have the brains to deal with this right now. because $foo[0] => an element of array @foo because $num => 10 when the program starts. because '' => considered defined if ResDev recall... because + => a \W not a \w because ++ => higher priority, and it's left to right because /usr/bin => local disk? because 0x8000 => unsigned, and - isn't part of the number, it's a unary operator. because 256 => 2 to the power of 2 to tbe power of 3. because 5.005 => such a major step, he says. because => good get text processing because [petey => evil, but we like him that way :) because \@ook => a reference. @ook isn't. ref(\@ook) should return 'ARRAY' anyways. because \n => newline. \r is carriage return. Depending on your OS, an key might do '\n' or '\n\r' because \w => the same as [a-zA-Z0-9_] because \xb5 => usambiguous, just as useful is code, and won't get eaten. because `exec' => not usually what you want. because a computer => based on the concept to making a switch, or gate, or whatever open or closed. Thus 1 or 0. because a perl string => much closer in spirit/functionality/implementation to something like a c++ string class, and fairly far away from a C "string" of a raw array of chars. because ab => always true because abigail => in a terrible mood. because acceleration => force divided by mass. because after that $i => zero. because all vi => doing is taking every agument because amagosa => adding his hosts to select's banlist. because anything => a legal variable name. because arkuat => a curious little monkey chained to eir typerwriter, WareCow because backslash => special. because billn => retarded. because c => much les resource consuming than perl because crimethnk => a cancer. watch out, crimethnk might change your way of thinking to something that is less than pleasing to your family, church, or state. bwahahaha. because dave => an angry man because dngor => being facetious, and, uh... it's fun to try to find the worst way to do things. because doc_x => not to the level of proficiency where Doc_X'd think of that right off the bat yet. :-) because earth: final conflict => pretty bad because egcs => in "bazarre" mode, gcc is in "cathedral" mode. because everyting you told us => wrong. because freiheit => mean and nasty, Chady because gcc => good because glibc => a monster. because happiness => mandatory. Are YOU happy? because he => a silly goose? because he knows everyone here => unsuccessful with women because if it => a bot, it is probably here for reasons we would not approve of. because if there => no text between < > it's not a valid IRC line because irc => a stronger addiction than alcohol, happybob? because it => slower. lexicals are usually what you want. because it used what => cached in the network dns cache is nature's guess because it used what => cached in the network dns cache is nature's guess because it used what => cached in the network dns cache is nature's guess because it used what => cached in the network dns cache is nature's guess because it used what => cached in the network dns cache is nature's guess because itsflea => passing it as a paramater because krad think perl => rapidly expanding such as implamentations for apache etc.. this would be unwise to ignore. because l-bomb => familiar with it, L-bOMb downloaded DBD today and DBI but L-bOMb has a lot of reading to do before L-bOMb'll be able to use them because leolo's client => paying me too because lerk => instantiating it explicitly because linux => unix and w95 is not. :-) because mandrake_ => in a bad mood because maybe work => already fixed. because mci => huge, and they have virtually unlimited resources. because moo_ => so bad because most likley the answer => always "use the right module" because mrspiffy => learning how to do this because mysql => only for nin-profit use, as amagosa understand, and amagosa don't know what DBD::Pg is :) because ne => the wrong syntax. !~ because nternationalizatio => 18 letters because nyc => further away :) because obvious think that xml => going to make perl even more important soon because one => in Florida. because one module => miscatagorized, does that mean others like it should be as well? because os war crap => fun because painter => in mirc? because pascal => not a real language. ;) because pc hardware => fiercely price-competitive. because perl => just about as fast as it can be now. because phest => from microsoft, and because he spys on #Java and #JavaScript as well, and never says anything. because pi() => constant. because purl => an innocent bot, as i told u b4 because q[merlyn] => booking in october already. :) because randal => like Mickey Mouse. Everybody loves him, but nobody wants to sleep with him :( because require => done only once. because rock music => retro! bwahahahahaha! because roy7 => lame. :) because sendmail => large and monolithic because shitty code => shitty code in any language. because symbolic referencing => EVIL! because teratogen => doing integer arithmetic because that => where the information is held! because that code => ugly and wierd. because that keyboard => too far away... because that's what #cgi => for. because the "last" => never encountered. because the brain => 100% fat because the chipmeister => not omiscient. ;) because the compilation step => so fast, you get no speed increase if you were to somehow compile perl (in the traditional sense.) because the crowd => a high-profile supporter of the company. =) because the crowd => a high-profile supporter of the company. =) because the end user => going to be mostly end users ... end users are not programers - they want binary executable with small footprints. because the guy => a nusiance, and now he is banned. because the lhs => an array, and the RHS is a scalar. because the perl parser => very smart. because the pink llama => for perl4. Its very old. because the problem => twice already ive had 2 people come to the site at the exact same time, because the program => a cgi program and gets input via the web so i can't simulate that via a debugger because the proper answer => to use the right module. because the real measure => economic power? because the right answer => "use the right library" because the rumor => wrong because the store method => called as a Method call because the sub => supposed to be an expansion of the original code. because the variable variable => the name of a file name :) because the web => Very Silly, jjohn say, use all the guestbook/webcounters/Javascript you can. When in Rome... because their reliigon => wacky and they don't want people knowing that. because there => probably no one there to help you if you break it because there => probably no one there to help you if you break it because this => the #perl channel and we supplied a perl solution. because this channel => about perl. not cgi because tkil => NOT telling you exactly where it is on the ftp tree. [because Tkil don't know. Tkil just use the HTML...] because use => done at compile time. require is done at run time. The BEGIN {} block makes the require done at compile time. because vegging => usually associated with not learning anything. because verifying a result => not the same as *calculating* the result. because what to do if !$flag => not necessarrily the same as what to do if !foo(..) because when it => busy the questions get hard to follow because when the number => >2**32, i get NaN errors because windows => a little mix of everything because you delete key => mapped to send ^? because you delete key => mapped to send ^? because you should. evil => everywhere. because your @inc => huge. because your client => paying you for your expertise, and instead you are lying and claiming to tell them what is best, when actually you are just trying to get a kickback. because your ip => slc.aros.net because your name => on their screen? *shrug* because your name => on their screen? *shrug* because your shell => smarter than you because your shell/term => configured badly. because, epic => better ;P beck => on space ghost! becuse 5.005 => imminent, that's why. bed => starting to sound good right about now. bed wetting => what purl do bedlam => referring to the example program in the perlipc manpage bedlamite => using -T bedlamite think what $self => should behave as a hash, though. beee-atch => And I'll put the smack down on your ass, too, chunk-o! beeer, that => changing, in this day and age of the script kiddy. beef => a constant, therefore d(BEEF)/dt = 0. or a bloody carcass beef it => but it doesnt do some things dem need it to beef stew => pretty good. beef think it => an alarm timeout beef's god why => BeeF getting msg'd by so many spam bots all of a sudden? beehive => an odd coffeehouse and movie theatre located on Forbes Ave. in Pittsburgh, PA. Stupid can often be found there dying of lung cancer. been there, done that, => too slow for what MGardner need. beer => bring me one beer bottles => another story ... beer guy => cool. he brings stuff we sell. and we're the biggest bar in town. beethoven => classical beetle, no msgs. that => rude. beetle1 => not using any question marks before i idle out, what => turn off auto-away in bitchx? before ninja_k go, since #perl => so educated, anyone know how the philosopher nicci is spelled? beg => Oh...baby. Please, baby. Please! begin ... end => normally uuencode begin { warn "o_rdonly => ", O_RDONLY } begin/end => a "compile time" run, so ... prolly not. beginning cs stuff => Soo easy beginning scene => very good :-) behavior confirmed, tkil => seeing 50% return. behemoth => a large monster, or merlyn's car beholder => blind, with no hands, and is bed ridden. being 13 => not a crime. :)O being 14 => not an excuse for not being able to spell. being a binary => unrelated to security. being a bozo => not all bad being a hacker => a good thingm it means that you have problem solving skills. being a language lawyer => a revered avocation with a long and illustrious history. being a mircer => 90% of the way to doom already. being a programmer => not a state of occupation, it's a state of mind being a sysadmin => worse than tech support being an ass => not =b being canadian => positively unamerican being gay => no laughing matter. :) being homophobis => a disadvantage in today's world. I am told that nearly 10% of Americans are gay, bisexual, etc. being in text mode => nice. :-) being irrational => easy. being just a vote => not productive being lazy => what motivates you to do real work: to keep you from doing more work later being lazy the microsoft way => the opposite being neutral => like being bisexual being right => very much fun, usually. being so damned puritanical => a bitch sometimes :-) being told ^pudge => wrong is one thing. but ^Pudge hate to be told to think harder. being unable to redirect => just one example of their transcendent policy :-( being yourself => over-rated. Be someone else. :-) bekar => only ater a straight answer. Bekar is not all *that* experiecned with perl, and Bekar was just looking for a *STRAIGHT* answer beldin ... now *that* => an awesome nick belief => a step lower than rational thinking? believes everyone => messaging each other. believes it => time for lunch. believes leolo => moderately clueful believes that html "coding" => believes that html coding => very hard believes that jeff => blowing things out of proportion believes that kaitlin => a 19 year old frat boy believes that rudefix => sometimes a wee bit silly believes that sprint's network => powered by chimpanzees on fly wheels believes that there => only one true way to fuck up a wet dream- have apple marketing deal with it believes, but he => not enlightened bell atlantic => beta testing it in FairFax. bell labs => to blame bellcore => nice that way bellsouth => full of morons belo => very cute :-)) and the speed of it booting is even cuter :-) full posix compliance is just brilliant :-) below 40f and thoth => not usually happy with the knees exposed. ben => piglet. ben folds 5 => pretty good too. ben folds five => Joe Jackson ++ ben^2 => beyond that. benchmark them. stupid => curious. benchmarking => subject to many strange random fluctutations. bend => dry bend over => not something to do in the locker room or a friend of TrogL's dad benjamin => awesome. bento => the big rage here (PDX) - Davide had never even heard of it at home... only 2 hours away by car beos => BeOS Rocks! beos pr3 for ppc => out. beos theme => a little more fleet of foot beos' stack => fucked? That *is* bad news. beos/intel's "slogan" => nice and terse: "R3. Get it." beowulf => a great myth... or a networking library that lets you use a bunch of machines as a processor array or http://www.beowulf.org beret, qq => the same as " beret, qq => the same as " bergen => in Norway, right? berkeley `db' package => good. berkeley db => far superior to other DBM systems. or at http://www.sleepycat.com berkeley db => far superior to other DBM systems. or at http://www.sleepycat.com berkeley sendmail => suid root (and runs as root) berkeleydb => faster and easier for huge things too, if the dataset is right for it. berkley db => much fast, and much simple. or http://www.sleepycat.com berlin => GPL'd bernie s => a wanker. 8) bertha => an apt name, as Berth implies a place you store ships, very very large things bertie that => some evil shit bertie, => that wrapper called "time" beside i think atm network => cheaper to operate than traditional network beside i think atm network => cheaper to operate than traditional network beside i think atm network => cheaper to operate than traditional network beside mrsolo => sure you guys have seen how ugly netscape code is. besides asp => not any GUI besides cgi => not a noun besides it => general, could be any, just happened to be HTML, but any such would do besides much of the power => devolving to the court system anyway with the legislative and executive branches in gridlock. besides the fact that there => no perl 5.04, I don't see why not. besides the fact that there => no perl 5.04, I don't see why not. besides x86 => not correct besides, 'reverse array' => a correct syntax description. No '@' needed besides, \d => simpler. besides, amagosa => perfectly happy with paying $50/year for domains besides, corel => desparate besides, emacs => an operating system, and i decided i prefer un*x to emacs besides, everyone knows est => the One True Timezone. besides, heroine => more fun then crack. besides, it's 9.30 => in Malaysia. besides, jvc => a very graphics-oriented person. besides, p5p => filled with programmer wannabees. besides, phest => heer besides, printf => annoying. besides, push @a, @b; => so much more clear besides, roderick => sure the lestif people will fix these problems very quickly. besides, since when => a window manager allowed to crash the entire OS! besides, sloejack => happy being Sloejack. :) besides, technically $coderef => a reference, not a scalar. besides, that's what #cgi => for :) besides, the disk cache => rumored to work pretty well now besides, the parser => a fragile thing... besides, the uuencoded stuff => easy to reverse engineer. besides, the uuencoded stuff => easy to reverse engineer. besides, twnsck*.* => broken...check it out besides, using -f then o_rdwr => non-atomic. besides, web stuff => easy, ;) besides, what => the *example* that you can't get to work? besides, wtf => perldoc :P best => just one letter away from the breast best answer roderick has => that that's what socket(2) says. best argument => usually, "X enormous site uses the same setup Stupid_ is proposing. Therefore, it must be safe." best bet right now => showtime and old gore with Friday the 13th best connect => the non-existent sound of a T3 being plugged into its jack.. Mmmmm... best demishade has seen => the ATI Rage Xpert@Play AGP 8M best first language to learn => Logo, but how old are you? best for me => to buy it online at http://www.ptf.com/macperl/ best foriegn tv => Italy best friend => going up to michigan, and is coming down to Boston to meet me. best general answer => to bite the bullet and write the string to a file. It's possible to do it without a temporary file, but there are tricky parts. See perlipc(1) if you must. best guess => he is afraid proxy servers will cache results. But they won't, because the HTTP headers will incicate they are negotiated documents. best job security => being more competent than your cheap replacement. best match has 1 error, there => 1 match best movie => Resesvoir Dogs best option => a ZIP or a JAZ best part about cf => probably that it is easier than Perl. best part about pdx women => that they are smarter, on average best part of all => that she's not possessive. best part of first => that we can get two drinks before we taxi for takeoff. :) best perl application => a c++ application best place to hide => right out in the open. best place to hide => right out in the open. best solution => to figure out why it thinks it needs a file handle and convince it otherwise. best thing => probably to write an each loop and then test the keys sequentially inside the loop best thing about it => you can't remove it ;-) best thing about perl => that there are so many obscure features that there's nearly always some easy way to do something if you don't mind being obfuscatory. best thing for you to do => call them and cancel your account. best thing to do => look at the errors, see what line the problem occurs on, then look for the error that the message is telling you about. best thing you can do => upgrade to 5.004. best way => to try and see first. best way to do it => just like this: @line = ; best way to do this => undef the value there, that way you can instead check to see if the item at that index exists best way to get the elements => by using grep(), but a data structure rethink might well be in order. best way to learn => by following the doc, wouldn't you agree? best way to learn these things => to try them yourself best you can do => try to ping the domain... but not all domains accept pings. best you can do => try to ping the domain... but not all domains accept pings. bet => made agreed? beta => for testing and not just for marketing, megas beta software => here to stay! betcha there => a missing semi-colon on the previous line. betelgeuse => beautiful? bets "leslie => a he, a geek 14 year old guy wanting help quickly" bets 10-1 that this => a PoB bets a dime that min => a FAQ bets criiptus => modifying the array such that each foreach is shifting elements off of the array... bets one of them => -1 ) bets pudge => right bets sizban => one of those people that never reads the instructions on how to set up a tent. bets that kjj => right bets there => a shadow.pm lurking in the shadows bets this => something to do with tainting then. bets tom => back at work. ) better book to start with => "Learning Perl" by Randal Schwartz and Tom Christiansen. better now => yup, much better. better off dead => great. better quesion => which supports more hardware, because that is ultimatly what it comes down to. better question => who would care? better solution => to man perlre. better still => better telnet => based on NCSA telnet. better way to do it => probably to put the vars into a hash. betterman => route through bbn planet (ga tech) and Betterman don't see any problems. bettis => a football player, isn't he? betty => purl's mom beuty => in the eye of the beer holder. beware of the dog => not passive beware, the mtab entry => misinterpreted by later tools. bex => having a mind-splitting problem with regular expressions, can anyone here help Bex out? beyond the fact that there => no way at the OS level to avoid read-in, write-out... bezoar => wondering if people here are of a mind to answer a perl-only question. Bezoar hope this will at least be something of a challenge. (I suppose the worst that happens is Bezoar get booted. :-) bf => pissed at her bff => Ben Folds Five bfg => an area effect weapon you don't even have to aim bgates => just a very rich nerd bhg => bholmans solution => better. bholz oh, murr => very interested in some sports, Murr just never could get the point of baseball bholz, are you kidding? it => horrible! understandable, but a mess! "horrible" in a nice way, of course. :-) bholz, yeah but the list => slow, 5-10 hour delay sometimes bholz, | => or. bholzman "print $_;" => what the code is..." bholzman :but what => q? bholzman => mailto:bholzman@earthlink.net bholzman just got that. boy, => bholzman slow... bholzman's figure => just on guesswork from seeing a remote server run out of processes bholzman's guess => that you bholzman's guess => that you bholzman's httpd => 1023800 bytes. bholzman's main gripe => having to reboot when you install software. That is so insane. bholzman, i guess it => a unixish backend... bholzman, that => :) bholzman, the idea => to have a syntactically quick way of having a Template refer to data located elsewhere. bholzman, the idea => to have a syntactically quick way of having a Template refer to data located elsewhere. bholzman, what => propose it? bholzman2 => surprised it isn't already. What program is it? bholzman2 believe it => cheaper than isdn, but availability is currently slightly worse than isdn bholzman; => there a way to view that through perldoc? bhpc => a ButtHead Publishing Company bicamaral legislature => designed for gridlock. bickford => Apple HI pope bicknell => trying to work around clueless morons not following the install instructions, but to do that bicknell need to find the directory bicknell live in so bicknell can find other files there. bicknell guess what bicknell => most confused about is there seems to be a "magical" directory structure that you need to use for everything to auto-work, but bicknell don't see that structure spelled out. bicycle pump => that which purl fuck purl with. big advantage => that (IMO) 'use constant' looks much cleaner than a sub. big brother => http://www.iti.qc.ca/users/sean/bb/bb-info.html big brother purl => watching your every move big complaint => that someone broke into an office to reboot *netnews*. Had it been for something else, more people would've been on rms' side. big dict => 130K words big dispute => pretty much over, ChipDude think. big download => over big firm breasts => a oxymoron. big fucking deal, kermit => gaining support at warp speed. big holy grail of the fq => to figure out what the period P(k) is of the sequence { F(n) mod k } big iron => just ucky. big news in portland => the the local GardenBurger company bought a spot on seinfeld big one rra hope gets resolved => a standard From format. big perl program => about 3,000 lines. big problem here => not stornig the results, but getting the cgi program to remember the state. big problem with dred zeppelin => that no matter how ridiculous they act they still aren't as silly as the real Led Zeppelin. big problem with mac os => not getting the software but the hardware. big-dcc1 random think => the nick. bigfoot => big and cheap, but it's about as fast as molasses on a cold winter morning. biggest => Taos, the company tron3 and _Melody_ work at biggest flower => found at Bogor, java biggest mistake => to lower your budget... i learnt that from you, you know! ;) biggest mistake => to lower your budget... i learnt that from you, you know! ;) biggest mistake => to lower your budget... i learnt that from you, you know! ;) biggest one => DATE types biggest one i can think of => data hiding biggest pain => diskspace - abend can't keep more than 1 day of data in the dump directory, so abend keep having to juggle over the network =( biggest problem => that all the operating systems have incompatible threads nicks and crannies biggest problem with gbarr => that he's goadable, and is on a list with TOMC. :) biggest reason => that Apple didn't sign an agreement with the US govt, then break that agreement biggest reason => that Apple didn't sign an agreement with the US govt, then break that agreement bigred for win95/nt => cool too bigtexan guess bigtexan => most concerned as to if bigtexan has to compile it.. bigtexan understand there => a version of Perl/TK which operates in the win95 enviro. Is this so...? bigtexan, tk => *part* of Python by default. bildo => amazed that the ORA perl gurus hang out on irc. Bildo just picked up the 2nd edition of the camel book and can't wait to finish it. bill => the dark master of the Evil Empire. or known as $bill. is that scalar... bill clinton => no comment bill hicks => a dead comedian or another dead hero bill mcneil => in the afterlife. bill paxton => AWESOME bill problem => that most WWW questions, once rephrased in a non-WWW context, are either not about Perl or covered by the FAQ bill, _melody_ => 25.. no degree and no certs either bill, perl => not good at conserving memory. If you are looking for the densest possible representation, then you may have the wrong language. billgate => thinking of writing an Ozzy module to chomp() all returns of HEAD requests. billgates => in DC today. gonna legislate his ass. billing => a nightmare billn -> amagosa => typing 'sendmail' into rootshell, lets see how many exploits come back :) billn -> anyway, what => it you are doing? billn -> if windows => involved, assume no until you've wasted a month finding out for sure :) billn -> what kind of data => it? billn -> why => there irc06.primenet.com now but no 01 or 02, and 03 points to what is apparantly a dialup ip? billn => conspiring to make perl synonymous with CGI, just to annoy abigail. or at monk.org. billn bet billn => bigger than you, ama billn figured if billn => gonna extend it, let's get it done right. billn guess billn => smarter than you =) billn guess red hat => secretly funded by microsoft billn just wanna be sure billn => not so pissed at this billn is not seeing straight. billn still don't see how this => going to save billn on disk billn/o if billn still have to write the data out billn think billn => in the same boat winkola is. billn wouldn't know. billn => not very versed in OOP. billn's ass => stuck in the office billn's favorite wrapper => saran. billn's guess => no, you can't split an object billn's quote file => getting interesting billn, che_fox => a CS major. billn, don't say that - kjj => a customer :-O billn_ guess billn_ => fairly screwed THERE billnolio => just trying to grasp the concept and make sure billnolio has it right in billnolio's head billp => a FAQing idiot billtsi => attempting to be a good citizen here. BillTSi would appreciate it if you would attempt to be friendly. billy boy => surely fucked. billy joel => turn that punk ass shit off, mo-fo! billy joel storytellers => on VH1 right now, Chip ... bin dist of perl itself => -fine- bin distro => huge in comparison to actviestates binary => most flexible. binary for aix => http://www-frec.bull.com/download/out/perl-5.4.4.0.exe binary mod_perl baker offers => not the latest and their have been several source patches since, reflected in the cvs tree. that's all I meant binary search => isn't it? bind => binds an address to a socket binford => self taught, so binford don't claim to be a guru whatsoever or not extremely fluent in the ways of Unix (already noted binford is sure) bingo! that => it! khan definetly need to study more on references... bingo. :) [sorry, tkil => in a nasty mood recovering from Tkil's battle.] binh1 mean hypernews => similiar to wwwboard binkley => really trying to get the "O Holy night" thing.. (Cartman Vs. Cattle Prod) binmode => prepare binary files on old systems bio => easy. biobob, "may" => a very shaky word. biobob, => there a particular reason you're not using IO::Socket? biola college => East of LA...Biola the township is east of Fresno. biological => where it's at rude, you're living in the dark ages biology => your friend, happybob bira => swedish for BEER bird in hand => a bird in the hand makes a sticky mess. bird-in-hand => worth two-in-the-bush birds => birds of a feather, flock together! birthday => foreach ('to you', 'to you', "dear $ARGV[0]", 'to you') { print "Happy Birthday $_\n"; } bison++ => at ftp://ftp.icce.rug.nl/pub/unix bison++ => at ftp://ftp.icce.rug.nl/pub/unix bisque => No, I mentioned the bisque. bit fiddling => full of dangers for bit of perl-gui-hacking => released to the public: bit pudge => here. bitch => Lassie's mother. bitching for a nick => ad hominem. bitchx => Microsoft's object-oriented, automated customer support system for web lusers. or almost as bad as mIRC bitchx fix => /set FORMATNICKCOMPLETION $0:$1- and /set AUTO_AWAY off and /set SENDAWAYMSG off bitchx fix => /set FORMATNICKCOMPLETION $0:$1- and /set AUTO_AWAY off and /set SENDAWAYMSG off bitchx.doc => too lame to know the difference between `to' and `too'. bitchxfix => Just ask me about bitchx fix. bitchy => bitchx on testosterone. biting off ear-chunks => a sure sign of a successful rehabilitation. bitserve => back. something was wrong, couldn't read anything. bitte => used for you are welcome. bitwise negation => negation by scholarly bits. bj8 => bj8 hasn't a clue bj8, because kewlt0k => much harder than English for nonnative speakers of English black => black and vorsprung want vorsprung's baby back blackend => having problems blackened => ranking very low on amagosa's list of good servers. blade runner => very very good blaech, man perlipc => a good place to start with sockets. blag or blarg or what => it? blah => whichever blah! perljam => lagged. blah. shayde => still logged in from home. blah. this => going to be one of those days. blake's seven => cool :-) blame pudge! excession => innocent. bland => learning politics! yay! bland know.. bland => sorry...that's why bland is on it right now bland read that, bland => just unsure of the use of LOCK_SH deal... bland though if one instance => "recreating" the file, another one canot read/write until it's done? blank value => a value blarggh. rudefix => still a sabres fan. hasek is THE MAN! blargh => Foo and Bar are better! blargh! rudefix => on a break between editions of the book, so rudefix need something to do with rudefix. :-) blasto => a funny playstation game, picked it up last night. Phil Hartman (aka Troy McClure) does the hero's voice blat => a 4 letter word. blbbg => Barbarians Led by Bill Gates: Microsoft from the Inside ISBN: 0805057544 bleach => It's what's for gene pools! bleah. tkil => contemplating rewriting that in perl as a module. :) bleating => the number one cause of hostility blech default => horrid :P blech. mysql => better, and postgresql is awesome blech. something => evil because there's some new syntactical sugar? bleh no idea phrag => running purly on guesswork right now ;) and it's 256^6 ;) bleh that book => still packed..sorry fimm bleh xanadu.net => loading slow...hmmm bleh xanadu.net => loading slow...hmmm bleh. cgi => for weenies. bleh. e's speed => only a metter of knowing how to set it up. bleh. licking => very common on Muds. :) bleh. ninja_k_ => disguested. bleh. p5p nowadays => worse than clpm. bleh. xena => ugly. blender => usingless ram than netscape? bless => create an object bless thing => different. bless() => what I forgot to consider. blessed ref => what Tkil was thinking of. blink => only for netscape blkadder => clueless. :-) blkaddr => trying to build a library of commonly used functions for a package in use here... block 1 => not following block 0 on disk. block => a block is a block. You canna make it any smaller or larger. block in this case => { -d } block or file => STMT STMT STMT STMT block size => a disk-dependant thing. blocking read => what? like @ROWS = ; ? blonker => tinkering with someone elses code ;) blonker, => removing the commas what you want to do? blonker, that part => right, but you are wrong that we misled you. blonker, then purl => sorted. You might like to read perlre and perldoc -f tr blood simple => as violent as Fargo. But it's nongratuitous violence! bloody expensive if it => pounds sterling bloody expensive if it => pounds sterling bloody hell. xemacs => going to spend a week font locking Date/Manip.pm blort => mailto:foo@bar.org blowfish => your friend, everyone or the shit! or beasteality, and illegal in most states blows => like sucks but different blue => still good. blue box => MNacOS and Yellow is NeXT blue cammel book => pretty good... but perlish think it is disorganized & the index sux. blue in the face => worth two in the xterm. blue llama => a bit of a chimera ... joebloe don't see any real utility in the cgi chapter joebloe blue, your colon => glowing blue_devi -> faggosa => taking a long shot, but #cgi? bluefin => trying to use nested modules, like XYZ::Project, XYZ::Staff, etc. and have all the modules in a directory, but can't get it to work... bluefin's $string => just making $string local... BlueFin should be able to set it to a "global" variable from the main package blues => Listen, in the distance! The sound of Leadbelly spinning in his grave. bluescreen => a common enough occurance in windows blue|aura => working with: print FILE "$FORM{'line'}...what is write in this ? Do I add the perldoc thing? Before i just put .localtime. so how do i do it now? blufalcon => pretty much the same goss, basic then pascal then delphi and then c/perl blufalcon know blufalcon => prolly missing sumthin silly, but what's the best way to take a date like 1998-03-01 and add 30 days to it and then format the output like 'Monday, March 30, 1998'? bm => Boyer-Moore text matching algorithm. bme => Body Modification E-Zine bnf => cool board rental => another $20 q[merlyn] think. bob => bob spelled backwards. bob hope => dead. bob hope => dead. bob lewis => a scream: bob packwood => from Oregon bob, what idea => that? bob->say("fimmtiu => a Nice Guy") bobby => not trying to make it THAT big. Just a small service for Bobby's website. bobby's proggy => picking up the old val in subsequent iterations of a loop bobmozze => not a root bobsled => more like wildwater canoeing bod => obnoxious. or hard body => usualy a uuencoded or base64 encoded text what Rimo need is to take only the encoded part and cut out all the trash that Netscape or else put there too body scanning? => that like sitting on a flatbed? bodyshaping => on justbefore that boeing => an airplane company, and did not touch Lowinsky bof => a piss up if you do it right. bofh => Bastard Operator From Hell bofh eotd => getting lamer EVERY day boggles at what he thinks => lisp boggles that larry wall => even capable of making Christianity sound appealing. Will wonders never cease? bogomips => calculated at every bootup it seems bogosort => worst case infinity. bokkol => strong dark bear... the essence of life... stout! bol_ => sure pittsburgh has nice things bold => obnoxious. bold colon => easily fixable. bold font => so elegant, not bolo => at http://deckard.mc.duke.edu/bolo bolte's article => about SWIG. bom => asking a web question bom, the process table => full thats why it doesnt work bom, top tip: sendmail -t => great for faking headers bomb => out merlyn bomboze => a newbie bomboze =~ => used to bind a regexp thingy. Man perlop. bomboze_ => not going to ask that question again bond => bond is bond ... lej like it usually ... good fun bonding => not supported between vendors on ISDN ;< bonk => the UDP variant, billn believe boo boo. it thinks 1902 => 2002. boo. irish_2 => considering changing jobs. been offline a while. boober, i'm curious, what => the project? boober, this => under unix? boogie => Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop! boogie on reggae woman => cool. book => book about how show business => killing public discourse book gears has => talking about $], and how you can set how it indexes arrays with it, but warns not to use it. book of guys => a hilarious book bookman => too friendly and casual looking for a book, imho bookmarking sm pages => nigh impossible. bookpool => better bookwerm => sure it was something like $finder = substr($database(0,1)); bool, no. if the array => ('a', 'b') it returns 2 boolahman => a traffic light, and Alan Ginsberg kidnapped Boolahman's laundry in 1927! boolean => maybe yes, maybe no boolean context => scalar context boolean t/f => scalar, yes :) boom => a noise frequently heard after people consume nate's veggie chili boomz => going to lern perl boot => trying to parse ppp101.ishiboo.net booting people => NOT a crime. booty => I've got a motor booty and I'm full of gas, baby! Motor booty baby, wiiiiiiiiiiiiind me up! bop gun => Give up the funk! You can't keep dat booty from shakin'... bored :> and wonder if he => an outsider bored => o/~ I'm so bored I'm drinkin' bleach o/~ boring => debugging. yes boring boring boring sex => boring bork => zee centrel ingredeeent. Bork Bork Bork! borland => fighting evil m$ too, just on the different front or now known as Inprise borland interbase => coming out rsn (check on freshmeat.unreal.org) borrow => probably a good word borys => gonna have to check it out borys believe yeltsen spells => 'boris' :) borys don't know enough how re => implemented to know if it would help.. borys so it => fiarly standard and not specific for Oracle? borys, all config.pm contains => '1;' borys, the %foo => going to be changed. borys; => Text::Abbrev worth it? Or would modifying the regular expression by just as good? boss => me... i'm not a PHB but I'll whoop you into shape just the same bostnack => You expect me to eat that? It's spelled wrong! boston => a cool city. boston proper => deprived. They blame El Nino or the Big Dig. Whatever... boston.pm => at http://boston.pm.org or a tall bunch of motherfsckers boston.pm.org => up! boston? i've heard boston => damned cold. boston? well now, boston => awesome. bot => our friend or an idle client bot abuse => Quit asking me all these damn questions! Filthy apes... bot talk => Talking to purl (the bot) on the channel instead of via /msg. This is likely to get you kicked and possibly banned. bot, john's hair => long. botbribe => I promise not to say a word about your evil doings. botcrack => Don't do crack! Wear a belt! Or even suspenders! botdrink => I'll have a flaming camel. botfwap => /me *fwaps* herself in the head both => both affect %hash when $var => affected both carlos and jose => prized because of their continuing work to remind the world for peace at East Timor both, but the dog => what nature was refering to both. a string => a first-class data element, even more so than a string class in c++ can be. bothunt => an automated client, please DO NOT bothuntr => annoying me. botjeff => we know where you're hiding jeff! you won't have karma for long! botmeat => i'd rather eat it then beat it! botplay => a good way to get kicked and publically ridiculed botshack => where purl keeps her treats. botslap => "Slap my Keith up" botsmack ... that => funny ;-) botsmack => "Smack my Keith up" botsmack => "Smack my Keith up" botsmack => "Smack my Keith up" bottom line - that script => designed to run on unix. it won't work on windoze without a serious overhaul. bottom line => that something you told ^Pudge is false, and you are epecting the wrong result. bottom one => better right? bouncer? in her case? => that a play on words? bourne shell => good enough to write CGI programs in. bourque => a great hockey player. boutell's => a clone of TinyMud. bowel => make sure that you hide all bowels or you will attract gg bowie => afraid of Americans! bows to pudge ... the floor => yours, honoured seer box in question => doing 40 hits/sec. you do the math. box vi => on sucks.. boy => that thing getting annoying boy, 3.7m for x-win32. this => small? :) boy, => that RMS thread relavant.. boy, pii/233 w/ 256 meg => FAAAASSTTTTT boy, this => gonna be *wastefull* I only want to compare a character at a time... boy. fimmtiu => fucking stupid. boyer-moore => the winner in all but one or two cases. mostly random data, tho. boys for pele => nice... I especially like "Father Lucifer" bpb => working on learning to use sockets in perl and see the recv function has a parameter to specify "flags", do BPB has to specify them? bpm? no. => it an ora gif? bpp => Bits Per Pixel, a measure of color depth bps => Backpedals Per Statement br0d => thinking i can just give dbminsert() an array with more than one value and then split it on retrieval braderuna => the man... bradr => generating the error message right now brahms => classical braille => sort of "compressed" brailling english => a lot like text-to-speech, really. Gotta balance how small you want the lexicon to be with how many odd things you'll tolerate. brain => a mysterious thing brak => ^Pudge's hero. or at http://www.lenzo.com/~sburke/pub/sound/spaceghost/brak_nocook.wav branagh => fantastic, except for the closing seen of Act III branagh => fantastic, except for the closing seen of Act III branagh => fantastic, except for the closing seen of Act III branagh => fantastic, except for the closing seen of Act III branagh => fantastic, except for the closing seen of Act III brand name => newer than the literal meaning of the word brand.nu => taken brandy => the drink of men who want to be women! brat => what makes bratwurst bratwurst braveheart ... now there => a farting good movie bravestar see.. "there => more than one way to do something with perl" ;) brb [beef] => on the phone bread and circuses => whaty it is breadth of knowledge => a very poor substitute for skill, dedication, and character. break => C, ya nimrod. :P breaking things => cool unless people find out it's your fault. breaking up => never permanent breast size => not as important a factor as acting ability, unfortunately. breasts? => breasts? breasts? where! where! breasts? => breasts? breasts? where! where! brenda khan => Fmh's sister!! brent welch's draft version => still out on the net in postscript form. brently => confused, it is a perl Script, and brently isasking for help..? brevity => the soul of insult. breyers mint chocolate chip => surprisingly good bri wilson => God! brian => cool brian d foy => at mailto:comdog@computerdog.com and is also BRIAN D FOY brian wilson => God or on smack or a sporter of ugly shirts or both brian- => trying to figure out how to use tcp/ip in perl. Where can brian- look for information? brian2 => awake. brianm => glad to hear that :-) brianm think brianm => ok. brickspace => like, the fucked up world outside of cyberspace bridges.edu amagosa think => the domain he managed to get his hands into brightmn => so damn clueless at this point brightmn just want a 1 if that => true and a 0 if not brisbane => in Queensland, right? brit => at mailto:dion@member.com, http://www.member.com/~dion brit frankly murr => not yet sure how well threading in Perl will work out brit, the real problem => his "attempt" to get ML to lie under oath. That's bad. jjohn voted proudly for the Klin-ton twice(different elections) brit, ug => pretty good. You? broadcast => about 6 to 8 megs a second broing => better than non-boring, almost every time. broke purl => oznoid brooklyn => like the rest of the buroughs, fairly flat. long island is pretty, tho. brownj => sory, brownj only started programming in perl for about four days, then brownj's computer crashed browser => only high because it actually IS a good roduct. brs => Big Red Switch a.k.a. the power switch. bruce schneier => encryption god. bruce schneier => encryption god. bruce schneier => encryption god. bruce schneier => encryption god. bruce schneier => encryption god. bruno => at http://www.baldwinpage.com/bruno.html brussels => a weird airport. It actually *closes* at midnight. brutish => good. bryan adams => too pimply for an old man bryas => using while () before the if bryssm that => system dependent. bs in cs => UseLess (sorry Fletch) bsa => on 5.004_04; looks like you have a bug fixed in later versions bsd 4.4 in next => somewhat hidden but there. bsd => great stuff, man. :) or good bsd and svr4 => used to refer to command flavor more than code base these days, IMHO bsd job control => just lame anyway. Why do programs have to handle SIGTSTP? Why not just let a job-control shell save and restore terminal modes? bsd, => it to build a DB out of? bsd/os => the OS put out by BSDi. bsd::resource => portable? bsdi => *such* a busted-ass OS bsdi => *such* a busted-ass OS bsdi => *such* a busted-ass OS bsdi => *such* a busted-ass OS bsdi => *such* a busted-ass OS bsdi tech support => terrible... this guy is trying to tell regex regex can't use 2.1 anymore because of some legal crap in the code. bsdi3.1 => better in that way already bsdi4 => sposed to be elf. bsides, why carp => linked with CGI ? bsod => the Blue Screen of Death. or a screensaver at http://www.sysinternals.com bsos => crap bspell => The Bad Speller's Dictionary or http://www.rt1.net/~schwern/InTheWorks/perl/bspell btp => Beer Transfer Protocol (urp!) btree code => availble on the net btw 'es' => probably less disastrous. Just kills the current program. btw => prolly OK. You can't use some of the other abbreviations though. btw a holomorph => a certain object from group theory, not just some hip nickname. btw am, how => ryan? btw drforr => planning to work this weekend on xlating what DrForr sent you to Perl and slap a DBI back-end onto it. btw drforr, 2.0.34pre9 => out and the word is that this will be the real 2.0.34 btw how loose => this a channel on abriviations and slang , cuz WWWorm has been in another perl room and they nearly kicked WWWorm cuz WWWorm counldn't speel everything out ..... btw http://www.sunshine.net => not responding, though it is pinging. btw if anyone => interested in building linux 2.0.x under gcc 2.8.x, replace ioport.c with the ioport.c from linux 2.1.92 and X will function properly. btw if ytti => in rw mode and ytti want to delete line what is easiest method? s/.*//? btw internic.com => not InterNIC's fault. btw oznoid => making sure the infobot and tts work under macperl btw purl => a bot. btw what version of perl => this? btw) oz => selling a banner exchange script.. prices start at $200US.. msg oz for details btw, => that a llama on Learning Perl? btw, @file2 => a pretty poor variable name btw, \n on win32 => definitely \012, not \015\012. btw, amagosa => a bot too. btw, drforr => missing the gmake man page. Can someone dig up a site for DrForr? btw, eversoft, the 211 version => not compressed, but looks like it should have been. Ignore the .gz suffix btw, i notice your karma => asimtopic +oo btw, if all you're printing => $_, say print FILE $_; btw, if all you're printing => $_, say print FILE $_; btw, interfacelib 1.1.4 => now out, so probably the part about finding 1.1.2 can be dropped btw, nature, doce => fimmtiu's ex-roommate in college. :-) btw, that map => being redone to support over 300 cities. btw, that map => being redone to support over 300 cities. btw, the answer => "no one but God" btw, the data => very important btw, the name => WebSnob.... give him a try on #websnob btw, the space => surely coming from your input file. btw, the space => surely coming from your input file. btw, theshelf => going to be in 0.15.0 or so btw, this => what i'm like during the day. I am much more lucid at night. btw, user news => gone. btw, vfarias => to lame to discuss this :( btw, what => "in humane"? btw, wut channel => it for cgi questions? btw, your report => due on 15min bubble diagrams... data flow => important. bubble sort => n^2 bubblesort => *not* the slowest sorting algorithm buck o' 9 => ok... buck^ => tring to make a web page involving a CGI buck^ was told perl scripting => the best way to go buckybitted => just a general term for any maneuver that requires the simultaneous deployment of a shift, control, or alt key in arkuat's idiolect bud abbot => on first. bud ice => good, higher alc content than other domestics.... and it's good in a pinch when you can't get a ice cold shiner buddha => Yow! I've got SURREAL COCKROACHES dancing in rootbeer's BRAIN! buddha says it => ok. buddha that => in texas is not the true buddha buddha's first noble truth => that all personal growth involves some pain buddy of mine => writing httpd in java budlite => a KLB bufering => off by default buffallo wings => good there buffalo => in seventh. buffer => associated with the filehandle, not the file descriptor. buffering => buffulo => taking a beating !!! buffulo => taking a beating !!! bug => most often in the user. Get a new user. bug think it => beyond the scope of any channel bug tracking database => on the front burner even as we type. bugger ... => Tkil's version string still doubled? bugger! purl => a bit dumb.... bugger, "abyss" => already in use as a nickname. :( bugger-all => right? bugger. 2.1.93 => still sensitive to PMTU issues. sigh. bugger? the implimentation => borked :) buggy => an understatement bugoid => curious, is the cygnus of gnu-win32 fame also the cygnus which wrote that little arcade game from Apogee, Raptor bugoid, beos intel => out. bugs => a bunny bugs => a bunny bugtraq => always good for a chuckle. buh, redhat linux => a godsend when your config is stock vanilla, and a pain in the ass when it isn't. build => only on toke.c build => only on toke.c build directory => the one with Configure in it, wink build that => ... :-) builder think that cgi => to little , Assembler,HTML,WEB,WWW !!! building a raw packet => nearly as much fun as getting pid==1 running. :-) building an empire => the goal of any manager building anything on irix => hellish. building gcc on an hp box => hard enough building perl on a 50mhz 486 => unbelievably painful building perl on irix => more hellish than on BSD3.1 building perl on linux => *so* simple building the gimp + gtk + libs => a monster. building the standard kernel => not difficult. buill gates => cool! built-in c-like language => pretty funny buka => looking to learn a new language and Buka can not decide between perl, pyhton and lisp...any suggestions? buka hear it => better than perl in larger programs, as much as c++ is better than c in larger programs Buka guess, due to OO buka_ => an OOP fan,so it is probably more than OK for buka_.. :p bull shit => right. If you're toating a pocket protector and riding the subway back to your parents' house every day, it's nothing. bull shit => right. If you're toating a pocket protector and riding the subway back to your parents' house every day, it's nothing. bull typo? just what => says if it's got '' around it :) bullying other nerds => good. lej will join you. You do not have a choice. bummer. there => no POSIX::setjmp bumpin => daaaaaaaaamn! that shit is bumpin'! bunco => in dire need of help... burden of proof => on you. don't be an ass. burger king => hiring.... burger king => hiring.... buried somewhere in a program => `foo.pl`. Ooops. burnore => a moronic bastard here to annoy us. burnout => near. bus => interrupted as the very last resort! business => booming? business world => fucked as far as solutions vs. costs go but $message => not null before I pass it into threadrecurse(). but *i* => not stupid, so why should \mjd write a program that has stupid behavior? but ... where the hell => getinfo? rudefix don't gee a getinfo program ... rudefix just see getinfo(). have you written a program that uses getinfo()? but 100000 copying 100 chars => 100 Mb. but => the Received header below the From header? but _ => not a metachar. but adsl => faster both ways. but all i want => to do simple select queries to Microsoft Access through ODBC but amagosa => a core character. amagosa can't die until the second episode. but anything => better than 10/year that i was getting but but... sex => *supposed* to be a diversion.. but c++ => basically a sound language.. but demux => confused.. a pointer would be fine. but getpwent => just to get that entry... and again that's for the /etc/passwd file, not /etc/shadow... but i do not believe it => essential for power/water/gas companies to remain in operation. but i do not believe it => essential for power/water/gas companies to remain in operation. but if the pattern => in a variable? but khn => not an american. but ludde => not working in the 8th grade math but microsoft => still the greater evil. 'you can have an OS in any color you want, as long as you want black' but not anymore... bsdi => direct decended of the true BSD... and it's x86 but s/[>;'"]/\$1/ => better. but sloejack's point => that they are not interpreting, what they see is what they see, and that is their reality but splaspood => having some problems... but statistics => useful. *laff* but that => only one check. but that site => well-nigh useless on a non-graphical browser. *grumble* but that's all crab => given. but the cheese => old and moldy but the description => "lower down" but the first => often easier to understand later on. but the first => often easier to understand later on. but the first => often easier to understand later on. but the important thing => that she wrote Stego but the judicial branch => independent but the new pid => not zero. the fork just returns 0 in the child. but the point => that he gets his contract back. but the reference count => "wrong" when you do that. but the script => supposed to take in multiple filenames.. do i add them to that command line? but there => no data available in stderr but this => Abigail from home. Abigail wonder where the Abigail from the office went. but tr// => probably better. but ugly an working => better than nothing but vb => so eeeasy to programmm.... ;( but what => it doing? but what box he was aiming for => unknown but what if that element => an array ref but! that => where portal^ come in! :) but, it => real! butchering the human carcass => http://www.envirolink.org/orgs/coe/e-sermons/butcher.html butchy => not complaining at all ... Butchy just requested that you ban the people that are creating trouble is all ... not to punish everyone because of a few butchy's guess => none of you were ... they rode a split in and then just did a mass deop butchy, #perl => a service channel for many people to get their questions answered. Blow away the channel, and you have your denial of service. butt of yore => "Don't make us kick yore butt." buttafuoco => butta-wipe-o buttaw1p0 => realllllllllllly cute when she's bitchy buttered mean seriously, who => is not a resource intensive thing, on a per connection level. buttershotz => mostly butterscotch buttpirate => Buttpirates! ARRR! A vast ye swabbs and prepare to be boarded! buttsnack => *chomp* buy mre, it => a good read. buyer => asking you to specify a price. buying a compaq box => like buying IBM, you're paying way to much for a name buying a compaq box => like buying IBM, you're paying way to much for a name buying one => no fun buzzbomb => cornered at the 7-11 bu||fr0g hate how apache => in dos for win32 bw- => not disagreeing with you, but the company pays the bills, so BW- is trying to look into it... bx => annoying by any chance => anyone here familiar with tk8? by any standard, your nick => lame. by bnf, hcf mean, hcf => designing hcf's own quasi-bnf/regexp notation by default it => small. by design obvious => sure, but chrissakes by golly it => indeed nowhere on iLLUMiNAT's site by rumor, the sign on bonus => anywhere from 10k to 30k that's abou tit by that definition, rpg => one of the few scripting languages :-) by that methodology, microsoft => wonderful, because everyone makes software for Windows. by the tchrist, that => ... by the time merced => out, G4s will be about ready to go. by the time merced is in a laptop, G5s might be around. by the time perl => legacy, there will be no Java anymore by the time the program => running, the original source is gone. and converting *that* to a C program won't much change the execution speed. by the time winkola => ready to ask "When will 5.005 compile cleanly..." Winkola'll be told, "Never, because 5.006 is coming out." by the way what => frmo by the way, => someone has make a perl republic anthem using perl? Because I want to try it also by the way, cmugosa => not getting any just yet, when CMUgosa do CMUgosa'll punch the arrogance level up to warp 12 to let you know. by the way, tkil => sure your isp will be overjoyed to hear of your lame attempt to attack Tkil. by the way, what => correct grammatically? 603e's or 603es when referring to more than one 603e? by the way.. what => load perl man pages into xman? bye #perl....#cgi => the place to ask, w1zard bye => C-ya in AOHell bye => C-ya in AOHell bye all ... this => lej convinced the SOCKS firewall works bye folks, roderick => off for a phelebotomy. bye the way, what => a "rudefix"? that sounds very much like it would hurt byte => dead? :~( byte in french => octet byte order => something Tkil always have to look up. *shrug* byte stuffing => only what, fifty years old? bytecode => those teeny little ones and zeros that mere mortals can't see, but Real Programmers can. bytewise => wrong. bytewise operation => virtually always wrong. bzctoons => running under W95 :( bzip => at http://www.muraroa.demon.co.uk/ bzip2 => quite nice or at http://www.muraroa.demon.co.uk/ or http://www.digistar.com/bzip2/index.html bzzt! that => incorrect. You lose 10. Your total is -10. bärs => swedish for BEER c => not a "crap language". Even Larry Wall is rumored to use it occasionally. c density heard => a lot better than C++ c reference => distinct from a pointer. But yes, they can be used to perform the same tasks. c to mysql => actually easier than Perl, DBI, mysql c&c => a much better game. c&c was good, ta => the bomb, but SC is fun too. Haven't played Myth, but I've heard good things about it. c'mon ... tiny3d => doing tiny3d's best here... c'mon pattern matching => fuuuun... :-) c'mon, => this so hard? $hash{key} = new FileHandle; c'mon, this => stone-age technology. c'mon, what => it? :) c'mon...mjd admit it...perl => *only* useful for cgi c's *argv => in $$ c++ => The Truth about C++ is at http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/May/stroustrup.html c++ builder => pretty much like delphi 1 for c++ c++'s => at least unmutable. :) read Abigail's rants on p5p for more details... c++'s => at least unmutable. :) read Abigail's rants on p5p for more details... c++builder => really low on features atm ... doesn't even have a toolbar c, being portable assembler, => great for that. c->k => trivial. c-com => a CSr31 c-ration => something else. c-x h m-x untabify ret => Tkil's friend. c. assembler => even better. c.l.p.m. => the domain of the One True God in waiting, who has not yet come, or who has just recently gone, or something c/c++ => worst choice than perl c9x? what the hell => that? c:/> => friendly? c< print (localtime)[4] > => not what you meant. The paren in that position is used for a function call. c<$hash{$key} = 0> => shorter... it must be faster :) c<..> => actually what you need there. Its in the page. c<000000> => false. C<'000000'> is true as long as it remains a string. C<'000000' + 0> is false. c<> => a POD ism cing => AWESOME c => not so slow. c => today's subject c => perfect. c? what => that? c_, $_ => wrong. Either use 'shift' or '$_[0]'. cabal => There is no Cabal. cabel modem => great MrSolo heard cabin boy => such a marvelous movie. Should have swept the Oscars. Nobody recognizes true genius anymore. cable => no worse than network syndication like Springer and Ricki Lake cable modem => the *shit* cable tv => not civilized. satellite TV, OTOH ... cabletron => going to buy Net Vantage cache => never purged. cackle => using map cackle's cat => wet cackle's perldoc => not working, where cackle get help on copying files from one dir to another? cackle's pig => green cackle4, => it written in a language that you understand? cackle_ => a klb. caddyshack => on TBS tonight caerulean camel => not made for learning. caesar => not quick to withhold his sword from the arrogant and the impudent. caezar => using the Web manpages, and caezar dont see any search capability caffeine => wild, wild stuff or a substitute for sheep or a substitute for sleep caffiene => more addictive than pot, just so you guys know... Hookflash personally would prefer a good doob over a cup of tar... cage => classical! cairo => a river in Oregon? cake => usually for early lunch. cakewalk => a very good beginner/hobbyist sequencing package for windows. cakewalk pro audio 6.0 => a little pricy but amazing cakewalk proaudio => excellent. I've used it with a friend. calc => cool... MultiVariate is nice... taking that right now calculator the in macperl => at http://pudge.net/macperl/calculator.html calculus => flawed caldera => evil, $100 for a Linux package, yuck calendar => systematically off by 17 seconds per year. cali => illegal california => mostly cleaned up, but ^Pudge think it is by county or something. calkwalk proaudio => a midi sequencing and harddrive recording software package call => slooow, and the sub itself runs slow (relatively) call-by-reference => a subs&mods thing, not a references thing. caller => get context of the current subroutine call calling => an iconoclastic protest against mainstream ideals of beauty and such. calling it .pl on a unix box => calling process image => overlaid by the new process image. calling that plagiarism => a bit far fetched, don't you think? calling them "soft refs" => just a retronym of sorts. calling us lame => not doing us any good ... Butchy is here to try and help calling yourself help => asking for trouble calm down! there => no emergency. calm down, stupid => playing. calvinball => cool. calzz => a 16 year old female model, calzz'd like to be directed somewhere where calzz can find web/cgi information please cam4 => trying to match with /\S+(-[0..9]+)\S+(-[0..9]+)/; cama => a cool word camden => beautoiful at night - when observed from a safe distance. camel 2 => imo. pretty similar to Camel 1 in style camel => "Programming Perl" by Larry Wall, Randal Schwartz, and Tom Christiansen -- in that order. or the man pages in dead tree format camel book => a good place to look camel book => a good place to look camel chart => on "perldoc Anydbm" anyway camel errata => at http://language.perl.com/critiques/camelrata/ camel errata => at http://language.perl.com/critiques/camelrata/ camel gif => *insane* in the brain! camel, => a species camenici => not a figure skater! camp superfun => the perfect camp for tall shapeless furry animals between the ages of 8 and 15! can => evil can anyone help? it => driving me nuts! can anyone please tell me what => extract the first character from a string and if its uppercase make it lowercase? can anyone tell xfli if there => an SSL module for perl? can anyone tell xfnu if there => a function that can randomise the order of elements in a list? can anyone verify that crypt => only valid up to 8 chars can brew1, and brew1 => just doing it wrong... :<> can give jjohn a ride if jjohn => ride-impaired can i ask a question? => JUST ASK! can i ask a simple question => check the faq, assmuncher. can i have it i guess => the question merlyn can only use xemacs, but he => learning the keystrokes :) can purl make of this => \I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl... can som1 tell ?: => it possible to ran a bot from a cgi script ? can some1 one help me : phreak => trying to identify 4thlevel domains and load a diferent page for whatever then prefix is (e.g. inhumane.www.hello.com loads a page for inhumane) ? can somebody tell petera what => wrong with petera's thing please : can someone answer this? what => use comments in Perl? can someone help => Not without a fight, spandex-boy. can someone help me => sure, $who... just ask can someone help. that => familiar with it> can someone please help what => this means Bizarre copy of ARRAY in aassign at /usr/local/apache/cgi-bin/webdns line 211, chunk 13 can someone tell adam_ what => wrong with this? can someone tell bpb where bpb => going wrong there? can someone tell me => there any module for comparing unix passwd? can someone tell me if there => a way to check and see if a module is installed before requireing it? can someone tell me what => wrong with $value =~ s/%0D%0A/
/g; can someone translate what sie => saying? can try winds, but gander => not the modules king, knight, plebe, etc. heh can you blame him? windows => enough to drive us all insane can you modify $0? that is, => this: if ($0 =~ s(.*/)#$1 ) { legal? can you read? i said http => port 80. can you say "solaris => so buggy"? can you say that index => faster/slower than using a regex? can you tell \merlyn => obssessed can't be done (because chmod() => a system call). can't beleive there => no japh nick online can't believe he => awake already at 9am :( can't believe nocarrier => still talking about himself can't believe this => happening can't believe this nick => free can't decide if vfs => a good idea or not can't figure out welder. this => bad. this reparse library *should* work! damnit. can't remmeber, that => a tune of King Missle's first album \lembit think..only instrument used was the triangle. can't sloejack => working can't wait til the hell => over can't, the code producing it => too convoluted to simplify, and simplified version aren't doing it can't. storyserver => this HTML templating thing that uses TCL and a dumb-ass subset of SQL to do its scripting. can't...php => required for this assignment, and the php dbm library can't...php => required for this assignment, and the php dbm library can't...php => required for this assignment, and the php dbm library canada => silly. canada truly => canadian bacon. that => a hilarious movie canadian tv => even better than ours:-( canberra => 250km SW of Sydney. candour => defined as "quality of being sincerely honest and truthful" canned stuff we get here => really pretty decent cannibalism => the eating of human flesh by other humans. cannot believe phil hartman => dead, whatta world... cannot drink if q|merlyn| => this wound up. cannot understand why cygnus => throwing so much effort into supporting C as an embedded systems language canonical one => "The Dragon Book". Coming up with the RL title. canonicalize => to hit over the head with a cannon canonicalizing directories => a hard problem cant wait to leave, this => his 5th year at uni. cantor => Cantor discovered gardens from which we shall never be evicted. canyon, it => difficult to get around that. Perhaps samba will support that someday. cap => Shut up, yo, or I'll bust a cap in your ass! cap'n crunch => a wacko. he used to come to these raves that i dj'd at. capital => on a big gimbal? Wow! capital of ky => Frankfort. capitalism => tremendously confused by the innovations in intellectual "property" law of the last century or two capitalizing it correctly => annoying capncrunc => not an old phone phreak who travels the country in a vw van, if that is what you want to know. capturing output of sub => tough capybara => the proposed animal for the ORA mod_perl book or the world's biggest rodent or Speak, The Tick's pet car i was gonna buy => broke on the way home. car insurance => a joke carbon => the deveolping environment. carbon dater => Apple's Carbon compatibility tester, written in MacPerl or at http://gemma.apple.com/macosx/dater.html carbon really => a great idea, I think. Most Mac OS developers agree. care about where perl => invoking the cpp? or are you giving up on it? care island => an excessively small island with a tiny population, and is where the people who *CARE* live. care to explain what exactly => bad about that? careful ... your ignorance => showing careful => saving it as dbm, the way it's outlined in the docs, careful'v made a little change to wht careful is doing but basically, $DB{$name} = %hash; careful now, this => a stand-in for the life I should have careful, it => a little resource intensive. careful, sdbm_file => the 'default' one with perl careful, that idiot => probably on-channel careful, yes, there => lots and lots of bad code out there careful> there probably => some clever way of fixing it but vorsprung think a fresh reinstall would be cleaner careful> what im saying => that "i dont have a clue" and thats exactly what vorsprung do when vorsprung dont have a clue :) cargo cult => :cargo cult programming: /n./ A style of (incompetent) programming dominated by ritual inclusion of code or program structures that serve no real purpose. cargo cult programming => :cargo cult programming: /n./ A style of (incompetent) programming dominated by ritual inclusion of code or program structures that serve no real purpose. carl sagan => still dead carlosi's problem => that when I make an RSH call to the man in the the NT box I check to make sure that the file was successfully transfer by parsing the output of the rsh calling carma => a cool game carnage => good. carp => just like warn, but if you leave off a newline it reports the position of the nearest caller in a different package carpet bombing => a result of letting purl's guests drink too much carrying a crt screen => cartman => on crack cartman's father => his mother! SHe's a hermaphrodite! carver => like 50 miles from Boston. casanova => Ludde's lover case => Computer Assisted Software Engineering case-switch => silly. Perl5 should be like perl 4 and do it automatically and invisibly when possible. case> benchmark.pm => included with perl5.004 case> that much stuff and purl => using flat files??? caser's head => so far up his arse that the light is blinding him castrated swan song => very very funny. castration => the sliding of a stainless steel spoon behind your genitals, holding it there while a surgical saw, soaked in rubbing alchohol, is engaged at your naval to your anus. castration => the sliding of a stainless steel spoon behind your genitals, holding it there while a surgical saw, soaked in rubbing alchohol, is engaged at your naval to your anus. cat -v => much less helpful in this case cat => the greatest editor in the world. cat with perl => even more bitchin'! cat3 => good like that. catapult, perl => it. It's the shiznit. If you expected any opinion different from that, you're asking on the wrong channel. catbird2's website => on a NT server that does not have a perl interpeter catch => that you have to saw off your left leg and eat it! bwahahhahahah! ahem. catch22_'s installed version => "undef" but CPAN version catch22_ is trying to install is 1.1803 catdoc => your friend. catfood => brain farted on so many levels tonight. catfood_ => trying to find if a ? exists inside a string. cath => a cult, like baptist is a cult. cathedral and the bazaar => http://www.earthspace.net/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar cathedral development => so unfashionable nowadays catholicism => very nice, IMHO cato => ceterum censeo Microsoftem delenda esse cato => ceterum censeo Microsoftem delenda esse cato => ceterum censeo Microsoftem delenda esse cattle tipping, now that => a blast cause 100 - 1 => 99, and 99 * 99 is 9801 cause a loop => always going on .. just want it to preform something every 500 secs .. cause aub => already consuming v0id's modem link, thank you. cause basic => like rangerps's calculator... cause brick1 => new to perl cause cgi => NOT perl cause chuckd => already blaming him for Tk8 :-) cause curling => LAME cause dapackfan => trying to write a bare-bones client to retrieve **EXPLICIT REMOVED** pages cause dbd => lcd. cause doing it with eval => a slowdown cause hawks => not that familiar with AUTOLOAD? :) cause it => a problem with LaX-'s perl scripting cause lerk => stuffing the array ref into a hash cause noone => logged in> cause of them vfarias => banned from a lot o' channesl :( cause purl => lame as me? cause rangerps => combining perl with irc script cause saying 'gay' => just . . . so gay cause sometimes lerk => being an idiot cause splaspood => odd ;) cause that => what SpXoobG want it for... cause the sound quality => not so good on this particular box cause there => no $2 in there cause twingy => writing a perl script to do something with the printer =) cause unix programming => the BEST use for perl! cause vi => what I write all happybob's documents in (whith welder's help) cause vi => what I write all happybob's documents in (whith welder's help) cause, html => programming. Obviously not to the extent of perl or C, but it's text a user types to allow the browser to perform a certain task. cause, the '^' => only the negation operator inside of []. cb => at lunch. cb, jjohn => not republican. Just fair minded. jjohn couldn't care less about the presidential willy. cb, that's => because the F'ing Purtains WON. jjohn is gonna write a paper about this someday. cb24 => using: Net::NISPlus::Table->new('passwd.org_dir') cb24 know this => an evil question, but a coworker and cb24 are fighting about it, do Netscape Web Server 2.01 support keep alive? cb24's child => in the hospital... :( cb24's opinion => arbitrary, i agree cb24, if that => cb24> no ggi => a linux games graphics toolkit thing cb34 => a worm-ridden stinkweed. cb34 disagree, why => it wrong to assume a variable is initialized with undef? cb34 know cb34 => looking at it now. cb34 never know that caller could take an argument. Is this new to perl5 or something? is that arg used for anything? cb34 know there => two "Congo" objects. cb34 typed: who => msihelper? but cb34 got no response cb34's banana => becoming ripe :) cb34's computer => cooled with freon and dry ice cb34's point => that, cb34 could tell from context, that you probably meant the second, since very few people can wind clocks that fast! :) cc, winkola believe => what it defaulted to. cc:mail => Novel, no? ccvs => Credit Card Validation Services, by HKS, at http://www.hks.com cd => Uses for used CDs : 1- Coasters! 2- Baffles on your fan 3- microwave em for some lame art project 4- *PULL!* cd foo; del .; cd ..; rd foo => friendly? cd media player => pretty useful. cda => the Communications Decency Act of 1995 or a bad idea. or the Crusty Dickhead Act. cdb => a write once-read many dbm format. cdc => "Center for Disease Control" ;-) cddb => amazing cde => the ugliest POS that Random has ever seen. cdio => cool cdk => the Curses Development Kit available at http://sunsite.unc.edu/pub/Linux/libs/ui/cdk-4.9.1.tar.gz cdp? well.. anduraes => working on Anduraes's P.Eng, but AFAIK that certification in no way extends to programming. cdrom => on order. cdt => the place to be ceci => not a pipe cegep => sort of like college ceil => in section 3 of the stock linux manpages celebrity into a tree => worth two into a bush? celetron => slow:> let see how intel is going to sell that sucker celibacy => NOT hereditary cello => the instrument of choice for larger Perl programmers. cellphone => still off. celtics => losing .. 3 point game .. central => predoninantly east/west though cept tkil's fails if $flag => true. cept tkil's fails if $flag => true. ceremonies => the easy part...the thesis defense was rough cerkit, perl => not what you want. you need C for the kinda speed you're thinking about. cert => http://www.cert.org certainly knows what snow => > something falling down outside his window certainly not. x => designed for that. certainly. meritocracy => subjective. certian amount of control => good for everyone... keeps you out of trouble, but you can take it to extremes certification => sounds like something for mindless MS drones or Message-ID: certifification => great. Love it. Not for the knowledge. For the Merit Badge. cez's tongue => raw from smints cez's user info => random cez> then $1 => 'xx' cf => just text. cfatigue => blind. cfm file => usually used by the COLD FUSION package. find out more at http://www.allaire.com cfm-68k runtime enabler => still needed, right? cfm68k => included in System 8, but the enabler is still there & detectable cfv => call for votes - a step in the newsgroup creation process cgi = "why => L-bOMb getting 500 server error?" cgi => discussed on #cgi or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?cgi cgi => discussed on #cgi or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?cgi cgi => discussed on #cgi or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?cgi cgi cgi?! what channel => this? ;) cgi chapter => in both books, Dave_C. cgi code => boring. what interests me is simply connecting people to information, and CGI is just a little gateway to that. cgi end of perl => handled in #cgi. cgi faq => http://www3.pair.com/webthing/docs/cgi/faqs/cgifaq.shtml cgi help => at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?cgi or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/perl-cgi-faq.html or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html but not in #perl. cgi joebloe has => fine for joebloe :-) cgi on the server => not setup right... Try #cgi cgi one thoth just mentioned => 1. cgi programming => a perfectly valid thing to do while sitting on a chair. Hence, ask your questions in #furniture! cgi programming book => poor, or ok at best cgi works => forbidden. Butm since no one is around.. and I need to make money, what do you want? cgi-lib.pl => a broken thing. Use CGI.pm, and begone. cgi-resources => run by the least Perl-literate morons in the world. If it's not from http://www.perl.com or equivalents, it's probably crap. cgi-wrap => a little program that lets you change the uid/gid which a CGI is running as. cgi.pm 2.40 => out. cgi.pm => next to godliness. or Not To Be Discussed In This Channel or at http://www.genome.wi.mit.edu/ftp/pub/software/WWW/cgi_docs.html cgi.pm's autoloader => much cooler than the defult. cgi/perl cookbook => co-written by a fort collins highschool student. it got a full page article in the local paper. cgi/web in #perl => verboten. cgihelp => at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?cgi or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/perl-cgi-faq.html or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html but *not* in #perl cgiwrap => the perfect way to hide your code. chaff => mostly the questions :) chain gun => funnier. chainsaw => quick, too... but you should probably learn how to use it first, right? challen => an actual person challenge => to get them to -read- about it. challenge auth, that => :> chance => always the same, just the chance of not sharing decreases. chances are that airspace => fairly tightly controled by ATC anyway, so it probably wouldn't be much fun to fly there. chances are what you need => already written and waiting for you on CPAN :) chaney => still around. tersIan love to torment him change => good. change log => being migrated to a seperate file, and an entire set of docs are being built change the "or" in "purl, ___ => also" to an "and" change zorn, zorn => really stupid. changes => right. It was worse than njt's first drafts, and that's saying something :) changes eir mind... wtf => much better changing the reply address => something your MUA or MTA agent would have to provide for you. channel => about Perl. The channel is web free. channel that never sleeps => asleep? Amazing. ;) channel-takeover => beyond me channeling => something that is very much potentially imaginary. channels the bot => on. chaos187 => trying to fix wwwboard, its got a few problems chaos_ => puzzled then... chaos_ is sure it's gotta be something simple. chap 12 => networking with sockets chap16 => the 2nd biggest chapter. chapman => Nigel Chapman, author of ``Perl: the Programmer's Companion'' chapter 11 => References and Data Structures. chapter 2 => out for review - that's what was killing kjj chapter 3 => progressing quite nicely :-) chapter 6's fifo example => stupid chapter 7 on regexps => pretty short chapter => off the to editor *happy-dance* chapter two => on mail messages (822 and friends) charasi => an unprincipled cad Charasi admit chard> the symbol after @ => chared_ duuno that chared_ => doing the c api for mysql charge => $50/hour for consulting services charging by the packet => NOT a solution. take it from someone who has been there. charles aznavour => a French lounge singer. charles bukowski => a helluva good poet charleston => about an hour from here as well charlie => landlord, and former owner chasing amy => in the video stores now. chat => another name for "talking on the web!" chat room => Its CHANNEL! C-H-A-N-N-E-L! This ain't Yahoo and this ain't AOL. chat room?!?! what's => this? AOL? chat2 => asquerous. chat2.pl => best forgotten. chattr => a great command. chattr/chflags => great for protecting stuff you don't want nuked by anybody :) chdir => change purl's current working directory che => a shape-shifting alien! or the debian d00d che not before there => a PerlTk 8 che, but what if $variable => "0"? che, that bug => not undernet-specific. che-fox => the zenirc me right now che_bday => logging out now che_fox ... are you sure that => the same as "IF WITH AND HEIGHT NOT EMPTY THEN" ? che_fox => a devoted Perl acolyte who volunteers for Debian Linux. http://www.debian.org/ che_fox guess che_fox => not a brilliant Perl hacker :) che_fox how horrible => the Netscape 5 code? che_fox think 'mojave' => pretty neat. :) che_fox what => local then? che_fox's camel t-shirt => signed by all 3.5 authors che_fox's grandfather => half lesbian.. that makes Che_Fox a quarter lesbian! che_fox, that => unfair. cheap amagosa's ass, it => efficient. cheap and smp => not a good thing cheap ram => at http://www.thechipmerchant.com/ cheaper than fork mrsolo => sure..but expensive still? cheaper than fork mrsolo => sure..but expensive still? check and see if it => available on ds.internic.net check dejanews - abend => sure this has come up before check if $app::title => defined with the debugger. check if the domain has a who => entry (which is difficult once you get into foreign domains) and try to ping the domain. check if the domain has a who => entry (which is difficult once you get into foreign domains) and try to ping the domain. check if there => a /usr/local/lib/perl5 or so. check me out. haircut => now java powered! :) :) check out sgi.com this => depressing check out the url too. there => a lot of useful docmuentation there. check that the module really => there? check the faq, there => something like that in there check the package name. => the package name the same use .pm? check to see if the word eot => located on a line all to itself and all the way to the right checking in under rcs => good too. checking input => better. checking servers => easy checking whether it => prime? checks that his sarcasm bit => still set checks that his sarcastic bit => still set checks to see if he => who he says he is checks to see if his ass => still there. checks to see if the water => boiling yet. checks to see what arkuat => talking about. :) checksum => an algortihm which ensures the integrity of a given piece of data. cheers all. arkuat => outta here. cheese fondue? and your heart => still pumping? cheesehead => around here somewhere cheeze-whiz => the nastiest thing around chef in muppets => swedish chef! => the best all time comedy hands down. It even beats Black Adder and Red Dwarf ;-) chem => cool. cher => joining the spice girls cheryl => in a box in your car? how rude. chickenfucker => only by fucking chickens could i get officer barbrady to become literate! chief => McCloud! chief architect for vms => the same guy who developed NT chil => homeless child => welcome to close S, but it doesn't matter. child process status => returned in $? if you use wait chillin' => something english-speaking folks do with a cold beer and some phat beats on the stereo... sorry it sounded unfriendly to you chilly -> its not warez => it. chilly => an idiot =) chilly's brain => fucked today =) chilly's s// => being greedy chimera => a mixture of two different plant or animal species china => already pretty well set as far as long range nuclear weapons as I understand chinese => meant to be heard anyway ... chingon, that => not very quick. chingon- think the \000 <-- => one char (ie. like one digit) it only takes up one space in vi chingon- think the octal char => \200 chingon-^ => trying to use substr chinquapin => colloquially pronounced "chinky-pin" where i grew up chip & merlyn -- this => probably really stupid for a variety of reasons, but is it possible to treat some magic vars as package-local? so you could signal errors in e.g. $IO::Socket::INET::@? chip => writing a book chip but the unlearned fool => even more common :-) chip murr => trying to think of a religion that does not espouse beliefs chip salzenberg => now working with q|merlyn| as a trainer. chip the problem murr see => that Perl's OO system currently has a very runtimeish flavor, and Murr don't know if mixing in compile time stuff would look so good chip's article => about perl guts. chip's response => at: http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/1998-03/msg01480.html chip, => he a cat chip, it => chip, mac os x => Rhapsody. chip, since when => n in a binary file? chip, since when => n in a binary file? chip, since when => n in a binary file? chip, there => no reason why it would or will, from what i can tell. chip, when => perl^H^H^H^Hwrestlemania coming? chip, where => it? chip, you're wrong. assembler => what people using VB think they should graduate to :-) chipdude => not likely to buy software named for a mild curse. chipdude don't know, chipdude => sorry. ChipDude never had any interest in it. chipdude forget -- => it bezier curves or splines that pass through their control points? chipdude morphine => a bit avant-guarde chipdude think the babe => Irina Slutskaya chipdude thinks his machine => UNIX, more's the pity, ChipDude don't have root access to use a teardrop chipdude's bigger point => that this harms Graham NOT ONE BIT. chipdude's favorite filesystem => ABF: Anything But FAT chipdude's first idea => that you mistyped it chipdude's hovercraft => full of eels chipdude's idea => that $x->@ is @{$x} chipdude's irc client => acting up. BRB chipdude's personal sample => that ChipDude use Debian and the guy who knows more about Linux than ChipDude uses RedHat. chipdude's point => that the POSIX API was designed to be implementable on top of System V, AFAIK. chipdude's stuff => in "A modest counterproposal". chipdude, getpwent => faster than getpwuid? chipdude.com => not taken though :) chipdude> sgi inst => pretty good chipdude> this whole fuck up => because I compiled on linux and the arch type was set to i586 and the previous copy was a ready made binary i486 chippy 5 => alive! chip|mer => in NY with Randal this week chiton -> and christy => Ryan's sister anyway. The fine looking sister that likes amagosa. chizor => trying to do a @list=grep $pattern,@lines and it doesn't work... but when chizor sub the value of $pattern as the argument, it does. anyone know what chizor need to do? chld => the name of the signal. chmod "755", $file => the same thing as saying: chmod oct("1363"), $file; chmod => changes the permissions on a list of files or http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/manual/html/pod/perlfunc/chmod.html choad => basically equivalent to 'taint' choco20 => on channels #perl #java #xxxpassword #bifemsex #warezt1 #warez4free #Win98 chocolate => vanilla rotated through imaginary space. chocolate+caffeine => not a bad combo, either chodehed => making a html file generator, and netscape is choking on situations where ChodeHed has something like this: choice => extremely important choice of the name new() => a different matter. choirgirl => choirgirl hotel kicks SO MUCH ASS. I'm speechless. choirgirl hotel => choirgirl hotel kicks SO MUCH ASS. I'm speechless. chomp => remove the newline from a string chomp() => the perl5 version that will *only* remove newlines (or is it whitespace?_ chomsky => mailto:cjt@mserver129.engr.uark.edu (* tmtowtdi is to lame to read BitchX.doc *) chop => remove the last character from a string chop(@array=) => it acceptable? chort => chortle => chort chortles. oh, => that one of our trademarks? I hadn't realized....Old Bean. choweder like pv.pm, but => there anything else? choweder, almost everything => on CPAN. chown -r => no good, try chown -R chown => change the owership on a list of files chr => get character this number represents chris => writing the xml book for ora, but is way behind schedule from what i understand chris farley => dead. chris torek => a Unix guru, and a babe. chris, $1 => read-only! You can't use s/// on it! chris21 => getting into it slowly chris_s => trying to do a patern replacement on a string.... $j=~s/\s/%20/g chrisb, what => up? christ => tchrist or our Apostrophic Savior. christ, => lerk REALLY going to have to get a win95 box at work? christ, frobenius => still building this thing christ, libgcc => HUGE christ, the makefile => longer than TorgoX's module, by 100%. christ. something => up. christian science -- what => it exactly? christmas => not a vacation day :) christy => leaving next week, not Ryan. chrisy => going to France for 2 months. chroot => make directory new root for path lookups or a mind bender chthon => booked up solid through the summer. chthon personally => virtually always booked six months in advance. chthon wonder whether monday => less harsh on morning people. chuckd => struggling to use someone else's code. or struggling in general chuckd hate knowing chuckd => writing ugly perl code. chuckd there => something in the camel book about changing stdout chuckd think all chuckd need => a way to get the last "[A-z]+[0-9A-z_]*", that gives ChuckD the name, right? chuckd think chuckd => getting hosed by NT shell chuckd's other argument => a hash, and ChuckD get the warning: chuckles as a problem => discussed on mailto:misc@openbsd.org and moments later updates to the src tree appear chucky => not usually on Mirc, or on a pc... chugchug => getting the same thing... chugchug would but chugchug => writing a cgi script and ChugChug's server only reads from stdout (i think) chukkie => kinda new so you might be able to figure it out anyway :) chum => better than many other behaviors chumbawamba => pretty good. church-turing thesis => that what computers do corresponds to our intuitive notion of what computing is. cia => Christians In Action cidwilly => trying to dump a remote machines EventLog to a text yes _text_ file... and having difficulty cidwilly, what => the problem with fixing time2str()? cigarette => a good song... short, but nice cigwin => moderately cool cincinatti => a 2 hour drive from here cinnabar, purl => cinquaine => 2-4-6-8-2 circle => a bit faster. circus => another fruity pebbles client cisc => complex instruction set cpu cisco => a damned fined company. cisco one => web monkey cisco stock => overpriced. cisco tcp/ip routing reference => printed on toilet paper! cisco's tacacs+ daemon source => available for dload from there cit => a citadel BBS at http://www.zork.net/cit/ citadel => a BBS emulated at http://www.zork.net/cit/ city => too damned big for its own good though. what was the motto I heard that the locals apply to visitors ... ` Welcome to Austin, now get the hell out.' or something city => too damned big for its own good though. what was the motto I heard that the locals apply to visitors ... ` Welcome to Austin, now get the hell out.' or something city of lost children => an excellent movie cityauctions => selling a VT300 for $198. http://www.cityauction.com ciwac => comp.infosystems.www.authoring.cgi ciwah => comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html. cj7 => a 304 V8. \petey is not worried about \petey. clannad => only one year younger than Tkil... their first album was dated 1973. claps her hands. ooh, purl => cute :) claris => going to be scrapped, FileMaker will be sold, and the rest sucked back into Apple. clarity => for wimps :-) class => a package right? class c => defined as a /24 in a certain range. class method call => inappropriate class->new => (almost) the same as saying Class::new('Class') class->new() => just a function. classic => a 50MHz machine classical => a specific type, not just of music, but of art, differing widely from romantic, baroque, modern, postmodern classical piece => not a song if it has no lyrics. classical. cuberoot => jazz. claude akins => Sheriff Lobo clbooks => http://www.clbooks.com clean => another functional programming language, found at http://www.cs.kun.nl/~clean cleaner in nikita => Victor. cleanest answer for that => a loop with a test in the middle cleaning lady => so short that her head doesn't show up over oznoid's (low) filing cabinet. it's spooky when the door just opens and you can't see anything. cleaning up the webserver => bloody annoying. cleansing the gene pool => a full time job. clear => wrong window, $who clearcase => pretty good clearing the cobwebs => a good time clearly there => some history here that I am missing, so I'll shut up about this now. clever way => to see that the collision occurs in one hour, and Super Fly is travelling 70 mph the whole time, so it must have travelled exactly 70 miles. cleverness => overrated... simplicity is not. clf => Common Logfile Format cli => command line interface click of death => at http://www.thirdeyesp.com/jatin/iomega/ or audible at http://www.thirdeyesp.com/jatin/iomega/CLICK2.WAV click of death => at http://www.thirdeyesp.com/jatin/iomega/ or audible at http://www.thirdeyesp.com/jatin/iomega/CLICK2.WAV clicking in the corner => better clicks and whirrs, 'the word => "buttafuco"' client => a java application client on linux => proprietary, also. Sort of. client-side programming => always scary for now client/server => fully possible, but for useage-intensive apps you better go with C. climate => terrible climate of the desert => such that all it's inhabitants have to live elsewhere clinick => a Microsoft representative. clinton => a long time running ad for McDonalds. clinton sucks => yeah, yeah, tell it to purl's pastor clipper => like a 4GL with dBase access too bad CA KILLED it clique c => a subset of the vertices such that for any pair c1, c2 of C, with c1 <> c2, there is an edge from c1 to c2 (and in the case of a directed graph, 2 edges, one in each way) clique-ish attitude => like pulling teeth with tweesers from a wolverine that has not had his morning coffee. clock => ticking cloo meter => wavering.. clos => Common LISP Object System close => close file (or pipe or socket) handle close the blast doors => only in the Special Edition close the blast doors => only in the Special Edition close the blast doors => only in the Special Edition close. pain => natures way of saying "here, this may help you remember". closed filehandle => dead. can't do anything closedir => close directory handle closest => defined as? closest i can get kjj => Sun Solaris Mailtool closest i get => spenser books closest i'll get to ms => our ntrigue server closest thing to it => using remailers. closest to null => undef... but even then closing tag of the li element => optional. closure => very important :D closure like that => a bit like a thunk! closure like that => a bit like a thunk! closures chapter => pretty readable, i think, so long as you've reached a moderate level of Perl understanding clp => dead. clp.misc => conspiring against me. clp.mod => waiting for the 2nd RFD to be posted. clpa => not a place for people randomly inserting X-ate-corn-flakes :) or comp.lang.perl.announce -- the group q[merlyn] moderate clpm => comp.lang.perl.misc clpmod => comp.lang.perl.moderated clpmodules => not the best place to talk about such things. clpmoderated should be much better. clr => a stain remover cltl => online at DEC. or Common Lisp: The Language club => something purl use to beat the baby seals. clubbing => something involving baby seals. clubie == "newbie who => looking for a clue?" clue => something you don't have or a board game (Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the Rope.) or (Prof. Plum in the Study with Ms Scarlet) clue definately => not a constant. If you teach me something useful, Demon's clue goes up, but yours doesn't go down. clue server => called "us" :) clue you are missing here => that it's the *deception* that is unethical in all these cases. cluebe => not what you think cluebe => not what you think clueless mass in clpm => nearing critical :-( cluser => a clueless user cluster => a few fries short of a happy meal. clutch alone => gonna be $650 to fix. cm => the same as r on most platforms, cJ is the same as n on most platforms cm11 => just the name for the ActiveHome hardware you can get cmd.exe => a shell. cmp => stringy, <=> is numerical, sort defaults to <=> type sorting cmu => Carnegie-Mellon University or the origin of such luminaries as Stupid_, oznoid and Fmh or where KeithW will be PreKee'ing cmu facilities => the best ANYWHERE cmu mach => stale. cmu made stupid what stupid => today. Stupid. cmu policy => that anyone can kick any gamer off any machine for any reason. cmu uses => on *thousands* of machines cmugosa => loving these multiple windows, CMUgosa can actually follow 3 channels at ocne with relative snaity cn => an array of refs? cnelson => trying to use webplunk to grab a stock quote from quote.yahoo.com :) cnn => live at phil hartmans house co => rapidly getting ruined by inmigration (of which Tkil is a part, having only been here some 30 mo or so...) co$ => such a crock, IMHO coach house => the unification of European currency systems. cobalt => selling on the 'plug it in and it works' concept. you don't need a sun administrator to get your webserver up or http://www.cobaltmicro.com/ cobalt micro => http://www.cobaltmicro.com/ or commerical linux MIPS-based web server cobalt60 => sort of the regrouping of f242 under a different name to avoid some copyright B.S. cobalt60 => sort of the regrouping of f242 under a different name to avoid some copyright B.S. cobol => the essence of evil. cobol can run? => that crobol? cocaine => for fscking morons. cockiness => a trait of successful programmers. cockpit, what => it? coda filesystem => apparently a free software improved descendent of AFS... code => on the web; http://www.tpj.com or some such. code bas => starting to dirty up though, and needs cleaning code chuckd => trying to use won't run then, and ChuckD is not good enough in Perl to fix it right now code complete => _Code Complete_ by Steven McConnel, a language independent book of code construction style. Don't be put off by its publishing company. code for dbd/dbi => easily ported to expensive commercial RDBMs later on if you need to do that code in end blocks => scanned before use "foo" completes? code joebloe => talking about is in a schwartzian transform ... it is in a module joebloe would like to release in the near future ... code maintenance => a battle against entropy code obfuscation => not worth much, given that any real perl programmer can figure it out. code pasting => don't do that. ever. code peace => using lexicals whenever possible, and not exporting functions named times() code that goes }nelse { => code they give in the faq => too much code to crack des => publically avaialable ... but yes, it takes lots and lots oand lots of cpu power. code which => using undef without knowing it is the disease. code you pasted => not wrong, i think. something is wrong with your key being used (probably $email) code you pasted => not wrong, i think. something is wrong with your key being used (probably $email) code you pasted => not wrong, i think. something is wrong with your key being used (probably $email) code you pasted => not wrong, i think. something is wrong with your key being used (probably $email) code you pasted => not wrong, i think. something is wrong with your key being used (probably $email) code you write => for posterity? ;) codeine => mucho bad codepoet => gonna kill a camel in a sec if CodePoet don't figure this out. Anyone know how to copy a has table? coder => going to put on the "whiny little kid" act. C'mon, let's go get popcorn. coder^ -> crt => very good :) coder^ => banned from #unix and never even been there coder^ subscribe to it.. it => a great magazin coder^'s isp => extremely high volume and cares only about keeping their extremely slow mainframes from crashing and not customers coder^... q[merlyn] => having lunch with Larry Wall next friday. coder_ use apache cause it => free! :) coderef => a reference to a block of code? coderjoe, arkuat's client => written in perl coderjoe, what => that about? coderjoe, why => that? cody => new to regex... cody isnot sure what to do. But thanks... coercion => voiced. coffee => one of the 7 food groups coffee people => private, \merlyn though. coffee taken via iv => the *only* way to go. coherent => still ~ $100 I think. coincidence => I think NOT! coinster => writing a CGI script ... there Coinster said it ... don't kick Coinster coinster => writing a CGI script ... there Coinster said it ... don't kick Coinster coinster believe it => 4 or 5 coke => too sweet cokebottle => a very unusual character that purl can't type on purl's keyboard. or an mwm "control-meta-bang" col24 wt => *shippped*. cold => good. cold fusion => a piece of crap cold pizza => a delicacy cold weather camel => a llama. :) coll => thinking about the algorthms needed to write a spidering system using perl + lwp + mysql collar have => too small for me. *wink wink nudge nudge* collective => a pretty diffuse term college => a great place to meet cool women college degree => often a crutch for the incompetent. :-) college, there => a waste of brain cells for the first two years. college, there => a waste of brain cells for the first two years. college, there => a waste of brain cells for the first two years. color me stupid... what => get the results of a commandl ine -Dtls into a file? color stupid_ stupid, but what => parse a mulipart mail message. The kind with those "Content-Type: application/msword; name="newbbsspec.rtf"" things? colored plumage => used as a way to attract mates. colored text => colorlynx => lame colortable => hideous -- even worse than netscape rudefix thinks colour coding ... => ... like ... hmm ... ok lej guess columbia => not quite a country, AFAIK com => serial ports, vortex is KeithW's Ethernet card. come back as soon as purl => very thoroughly confused come on, melkor => too lazy :P melkor tried it out anyways come on, this => 1960's technology. come on. no man => an island. :) come on. unpack => *the* tool if you handle binary data files. come on... this => the net -- no need for informed opinions here! coming here => usually a mistake for most people. :-) comm => interesting, never used it comma => wrong;) kill -TERM $$ command line => command line system => the same for perl win32 as it is in unix right? command line version => actually (but only *slightly*) less efficient than reading from a file command line version => actually (but only *slightly*) less efficient than reading from a file comment => not a desire...read the manual.. comment nature heard earlier => that printf is slow....is that true? commenting out processevents => fine... not sure if bad side-effects will accumulate eventually, tho. commercial unix => dead as a doornail, yes commercial version => out, but the research system sounds better. committee => hhow you should be spelling commitee common lisp => another variety of Lisp common mistake => having it on the last line of the code without a newline following it communication => a feature communicator => 4.0. if you want that nasty gui, that's the one communting from brooklyn => nothing. commuting to silicon valley => out of question of course comp -> perl => not simple comp -> perl => not simple comp -> perl => not simple comp -> perl => not simple comp -> perl => not simple comp sci => easy stuff. that's why i'm doing it now. comp.lang.perl.misc => worth lurking on, too. comp.sys.next.* => more fun, IMNSHO company => gonna put me in a B&B for a couple fo weeks though :) company feoh work for => MERL company i haven't left yet => moving to lotsa knots. compaq => buying out DEC. compared to awk, perl4 => a godsend. compared to lpc, oo in perl => living hell. compares to unix => kinda unfair you know since unix has oh 15 years headstart? compartment => like, um... a small division. compatint compotunt umm where => competent competent sa => hard to find though competition => good competition, in this case, => bad. compilation => aborted, just like if you do C compilation time => costly, but neccessary. compiled => one thing compiled _04 with vc++ and it => great compiled perl => platform-dependent and not significantly faster than interpreted Perl. compiler => an unneccessary feature of Perl 5.005 which will probably be used for evil ends. compiler-a3.tar.gz => on there but holobyte has not seen that one working.... compiling => an inherently evil (and futile) attempt to hide and hoard source code; it's also useless at speeding runtime. (Load time is another matter.) compiling jade => giving me all sorts for errors compiling perl => messay compiling perl on aix => a huge pain in the ass anyway. compiling perl yourself => not that hard. compiling vs interpreting => a spectrum compl.lang.perl.misc => the group. complaining about dowarn => a sign that something is wrong that you can't fix just by finding dowarn. complete agreement => stupid. complete list => there. complete root access => not a priviledge, it's a responsibility. completely uncommented code => almost never able to convey that kind of understanding. completion => one of the greatest inventions of this century completionchar => any ASCII Char in hex. composition => different, because the FST produces stuff to be acted on by future FSTs comprehensive benchmarking => the only indicator worth using. comprehensive one => preach on, brother! comprehensive win32 spec => a moving target... compress-zlib => a perl interface to it compress::zlib => basically gzip (libz) compression => typically more difficult than decompression. compression method used in gif => patented. compusa => alright if you don't mind spending more and getting shitty service. :-) computer => your friend. computer anti-defamation law => funny stuff. computer by radiohead => the current cd selection. nice. computer documentation => interesting. People can't find the 'ANY' key, yet many manuals refer to the enter key as the 'return' key. computer drubbly => on right now has a "Setup WOW for the Internet!" on the Start Menu... computer file => the obvious example computer science => no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E.W. Dijkstra computer scientests => write with nothing less portable than a number two pencil computer scientests => write with nothing less portable than a number two pencil computer scientests => write with nothing less portable than a number two pencil computer security basics => a textbook in alot of security classes comquat (sp?) => a small fruit comspec => the command.com drive con => a reserved word. concatenate => NOT add concatenation operator => . concationation isn't, => it? conceited => the one you are after. concentric => offering DSL service through PacBell. Oughta give 'em a call later today. concept => the same either way. concept => the same either way. concept of an "editor daemon" => born concept of lines => an invention by humans. concept of right and wrong => really skewed and shouldn't be applied. conceptually yes. but it => ridiculously overhyped, something that triggers alarm bells within lej instantly conclusion == bsd/os => fucked conclusion => that mit have a security problemette. concrete mathematics => very cool. conculsion => that I have a working linux machine. Debian uses an old kernal so it didn't recognize Stupid's ethernet card. conditional operator => official, AFAIK condom => a real life firewall conference => over confesses that he => not wrting PERL now tho but knew you guys would know regexps.. :) confidence => relative to the strength of your opinion. config tool => slightly primitive, however config.pm => in your site arch directory. ie, something like /usr/lib/perl5/i586-linux/5.00404/Config.pm config.pm? => that what you mean? config.sh => generated by Configure -- if it's not there, don't worry about it. configlib => almost done :) configurability => just what I love about it configuration => the process of setting up perl configure => convinced Univerce's c compiler isn't working right... configure show it => using /usr/include/sys/va_list.h ... poorly installed compiler? configuring perl => so much fun! configuring qmail => a delight. configx program => being run now. this is where waswaldo messed up during the first install. waswaldo think confirmed with wife. ascorbic => C. conflageration => when people get excited and wave a flag around... confoosling bit => the preponderance of ${${${${}}}}} things ... :-) confusing professors => a noble act. confusing thing => that there's a Win32.pm, but elsehwere there is another dir that has win32 stuff. confusion => for those with time to spare. confuzzled => a portmanteau of confused and puzzled, afaik congrads r purl => on your way.. I here Oreilly is looking for another Perl guru/author!! congrats, murr. 33.6 => still pretty nice for everyday work. congrats. drforr => just trying to convince mxaudio to use other than /dev/dsp so DrForr can use the modem and sound card. connect => connect to a remove socket connect-4 has been solved. it => a win for white. connection => there now, Pudge. consequently number-6 => now outdated consider n=2 . 2^10+1 => divisible by 5. considerable portion of perl5 => the ability to use modules considering amagosa => only using select() to delay amagosa's program, hopefully it won't cause problems by silencing it. considering that "1" => high in lameness and "10" is low, I'll consider that a compliment. Thanks! considering that k&r => considering that your name => Ben Gros+man, and that there's supposedly a "Ben Grosman" in the picture... considers making up => own mime types. considers the morning workout => overdue, and prepares to prepare to begin. ) consistant how => the question now :) consistency => a problem. consisting of all the output => returned. In a list conspiracy to commit a crime => a crime. const => a bad idea described on http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/dmr-on-noalias.html constant pragma => 5.004 and up only, tho. construct => different constructing lists => expensive. consulting => consulting => consulting work => much easier to get than perm. and the interviews are easier consumer accuracy => +/- 380 ns. The Selectivr Availability is about 100 ns, I think. content => the only one that has to be defined... content of => quite long content of course => slower. content ratio. these days 10:1 => pretty low. content-type => a web queson contents of b00 => still context => a very important Perl concept. context a variable => used depends upon what came before it. context in list_last there => whatever context it was called in. context, a list of values => returned, one for each line continue => optional trailing block in a while or foreach contract => signed, i'm just a peon contracted programmer => going to write me a Win32 thing for their employees to update the database with. contradiction => just the automatic gainsaying of whatever DrForr just said! contrast: "karla => fine" with "karla is doing fine". the former can be more readily interpreted as a somewhat sexual comment than the latter. contrition => enough time spent studying that purl's apology for asking a dumb question will be accepted. control => the big issue. You don't want a 14" monitor in your passenger seat. control [ => esc control b => bold, and control R is reverse, what is underline? control h => backspace :)! control tty => just the first tty a proc opens control underscore => underline, OF COURSE control v => reverse. control-\ => usually QUIT. control-c => usually INT. control-panel stuff => nice to have for admin shit while Stupid is figuring out how to do the administration The Real Way. controller => at 7, lej will get around eventually to moving the HDD to 0 convention gander use => just .db for "DB_FILE" ties. Just do open (blah, "blah.db") . . .flock (blah). . .tie "blah.db", etc. converse => what is access that array from the object once it is in there......do i just do @data = @{$object->{data}}; ????? conversion => not always automatic--it's something that may or may not require explicit assistance--see Billy Graham conversly, what => get the access the array again from the object once its in there? convert to html macro => great ;-) converting from html => gross. converting hoh to mldbm => a pain. well, somewhat tricky anyway convey => good convoluted => convoluted is q[merlyn]'s code on a -good- day cooguy -> that => all you have to do :) cooguy dont think join => the right one...what im trying to do is put all the keys and values of an asociative array into a single string seprated by a ';' cookbook => coming along cool ... this => perl, version 5.004_65 built for ppc-linux cool :-) lej => thinking of adding some stuff to http://www.reason.com.au/people/ben/ sometime cool => cool beans. => there any documentatoin for it? _dominion don't see any in the .tar cool cmu => like the best.. cool part => it turns out he knows KeithW cool rude! \lembit => pretending \lembit is in the shower doing \lembit's GG Allin impression! cool story => in http://www.nytimes.com/library/cyber/week/121797microsoft.html cool talk => using words that are not apart of the english language but mimic words that are cool thing => with DBI you change 1% or whatver of your code when a new database goes in the backend. cool this => working cool what => it about? cool work => underway to make Linux's /dev like /proc: Kernel-generated based on the kernel's current state cool! :) perl => a fun language, with the added benefit of being quite useful. cool! :-) how much of the rfc => implemeted? cool! => an ill wind... cool! now all you need to add => the guest "bed"-room. :) cool! ok.. q[merlyn] => there. :) cool! so => it working? cool! what => it? cool, 'heat' => on tv this sunday night.. cool, => mailtools part of the stand perl 5.004 dist? cool, caseyb's birthday => the 10th cool, deke => there... deke'll go do some reading... Later cool, how much => it? cool, http://www.perl.com => loaded with cool modules :) cool, i found telnet.pm. that => what I need. Thanks. cool, johnpc's employer => still on this channel. hope the asskissing works :) cool, jumbali => teaching purl CGI and HTML! cool, thanks, so everything => in perlxs cool, this => turning into more of a perl question than I thought...:-) cool, where => penth when we need her cool. => he feeling better? cool. carver => nice. cool. drforr => planning to set it up on DrForr's home lan. Probably going to frighten the servoids with tech support. cool. happybob's bro => heading to http://www.afterstep.org now. :) cool. how big => large scale? cool. new version => out last night, added lots of command line goodies. cool. no this => a new install of redhat that came with a dated perl cool. this => cool. what => it? :) cool. where => it? cool. yael => no longer a topic of conversation cool... apparently "yael => the one you love." coolest machine by far though => a quadra 650 with openbsd on it.. Davide just cant help but giggle when Davide see man pages on a mac in console mode coolest part => abend'll get paid to write perl =) coolest thing => to talk about RUBBERS instead of ERASERS. American visitors tend to go 'ooer'. coolest thing about mod_perl => coolness => an essential part of programming. coooool. now all you need => a job and a plce to live! coooool. now all you need => a job and a plce to live! copilot => a pilot emulator coping with seeks => a problem. copula => probably a funny concept encompassing is/are/were/was in English, desu/desita in Japanese, bobo/baba/bebe in some language no one knows yet. copula => probably a funny concept encompassing is/are/were/was in English, desu/desita in Japanese, bobo/baba/bebe in some language no one knows yet. copy => a copy. copy() function => lousy and wrong. cor => AAAARGH! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! core => kept tight and small and extensible core dumping in c => something you have to work for to avoid. Core dumping in Perl means someone is going to write a patch for Perl. core perl => really suited for traditional text interfaces, fooman corel => porting all their appz to linux. corel ports wp to linux and => releasing source! corn => higher in carbohydrates. corn cob => a funny icon corn syrup => just as bad, but it's not long term cornflks, => it a cgi script? coronach's system time => right, but the status bar's time hasn't moved for about 15 minutes. coronation street => on ... corpam => what pam drops when she drops core. corporate america => intrinsicly evil when it comes to intelligence=) corporate class => $14,500 for the week. corpus => in Texas correct amagosa if amagosa => wrong, but isn't there only one Java? correct audioboy if audioboy => wrong, but isn't the lone tcp-env unnecessary? correct dir => / or a little bird singing in purl's ear or left correct drforr if drforr => wrong, but Fibonacci numbers are defined iteratively, no? correct keithw if keithw => wrong. correct oznoid if oznoid => wrong, but oznoid think mjd wants something he can easily swipe or whip up so he doesn't have to depend on something in the target environment. oznoid is completely sympathetic to that. correct stuff => printed. correct term => 'list context', not 'array context', is it? Or can both be used? correct, from => a *required* field correct. but that => equally valid for a directory. correct. cgi => more than perl, and perl is more than CGI. correction, "purl, $foo => also". correlation => not causation nor proof. corresponding argument => updated (or an error occurs if corvette => more at risk to get in an accident than a geo metro corvette => more at risk to get in an accident than a geo metro cos => either the cosine function, or is pronounced "cohs", and is another Perl person. cos's memory => vague on this point, but cos think Software.com sells a Sendmail port for NT cos's question is, why => it being used? cos's user record => still fucked up, cos has given up trying to get them to fix it. cost => Revs cost and the performance => close enough cost of windows => what kept Winkola interested in Unix. ;) cott lang => the author of the Renegade BBS software. could be a url or a urn. urn => a name, which is resolved to a URL by a outative service analagous to DNS. could be that irctest (what it => derived from) traps the event and doesn't let it through? could be that your cache => huge, with lots of little files, and it's sepending lots of time hunting through that... who knows. could be. drforr => just concerned could be. maybe one of us => lagged. could cry, he => so happy to have this station could it be that your umask => too restrictive? could someone help me... what => the line for a cgi to append a variable to a phile? could someone tell me what => wrong with this syntax? count => I vant one, I vant two, I vant three... Necks! counter => gay, but a customer demanded it. counter terrorist, => that like 'anti terrorist' ? :0 counters from downloads => a WWW question counting digits => a faq, kinda. country music => best enjoyed drunk course i'm taking => on Personal Mastery, Leadership, and Renewal course the ironic thing => that strat helped start this channel course, ^pudge => using gzip -9. couse => c00l cover of tool => NASTY cover to cover, no. orgg => trying to use them for reference... coverage => good here, but sucks in lots of places. coverfire => writting a perl script that may be run by many people at the same time. It always works with the same file. Do Coverfire has to impliment file locking of will the OS(Linux) look after that for Coverfire? cow => good / minimal bugs. Paradise client is more nifty, but phaser targeting is problematic. cow orker just said that perl => a hobbyist language coz 12:01 => am coz there => a web page (; cp [^p]* targetdir => ONLY copying files that start with "p". cpan => the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network, at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ or http://cpan.perl.org/ or where you get latest.tar.gz, jalex cpan cd-rom => out o' date, ditto for the module reference cpan docs => http://theory.uwinnipeg.ca/CPAN/index.html cpan install => Awesome cpan mirror on the cd => pretty old. crimethnk is putting all the recent versions of crimethnk's modules in the contrib folder. cpan module => fine so long as you know how to use it and understand building stuff already ... otherwise, rudefix feel your pain. cpan module docs => http://theory.uwinnipeg.ca/CPAN/index.html cpan module docs => http://theory.uwinnipeg.ca/CPAN/index.html cpan propagation => slower than all hell. Get it from http://netirc.betterbox.net/Net-IRC-0.5b.tar.gz cpan propogation => pretty fast. cpan shell => just do darned useful. or "perl -MCPAN -e shell;" or TURTLE POWER! or "perldoc CPAN" cpan-local => what was chosen for you tho.. cpan-testers => in business. or http://www.connect.net/gbarr/cpan-test/ cpan.html => recently updated cpan.net => supposedly registered to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network... cpan.org => a mirror cpan.org => a mirror cpan.perl.org => in the midwest, but good nearby to big nets. cpan.pm => not CPAN. CPAN.pm is an interface to CPAN. cperl => up to 3.6! cperl mode => pretty good cperl-mode => nice cperl-mode.el => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/misc/emacs/cperl-mode/ cplm => comp.lang.perl.misc? cpp => full of weirdness cpu => cheap cpu speed => going to run into the limit of memory speed very, very soon. cpu time => not a direct factor cpu usage => probably very tough to do cqx_ => waiting for a cybernetic interface so cqx_ don't have to open cqx_'s eyes. :> cr => control-M, which is \015 or \x0d cr0q's goal => speed.. which is why cr0q was looking at perl for the regexp stuff crab -> amagosa => about to venture into the kitchen and whip up some fudge brownies. crab => a green octopus in disguise crab assume int(x+0.5) => crab guess crab => l33t anyway! crab guess this => it crab has a package that => aperl interface to sh's dialog package. crab speaks truth ... perlguts => exactly what you think it is. crab spelled backward => 'barc' crab want some of whatever it => you are smoking crab wonder if s/^\s+// => more efficient, though crab! crab => here! crab's data => fine. crab's dog => warm and soft and has big teeth crab's modem => stupid. crab, lej => a very nice person who links to joebloe's site crab, no... fimmtiu => on a Mac, and cooperative multitasking is not handled well by a couple programs. :-) crab; => that anything like pr0nd ? crab> this script => a little cleverer than just plain good old grep crabapple => there, thanks ALL!!!!!! crabapple know that there => a hatred towards Microsoft and NT, but can someone help crabAPPLE get DateManip installed under NT? crack => Crack... it's what's for dinner! crack pipe => a tool for druggies to snort their crack crack program => a bit advanced to jump to from hello.world cracker => just a damned criminal. crackregis => something that we all wish for crane, how much trouble => typing 2 extra characters? crane, joebloe => not really sure where you are headed with this ... joebloe has never had to write perl like that crane^ => trying to match things that look like simple s/foo/bar/ expressions crane^ don't believe there => a better way to do it that doesn't violate some other criteria crane^ has set crane^. crane^ guess crane^ => stuck having to return a list of array refs in some sort. cranks up the satan => abend's master mp3 crap data::dumper => xsubbish... crap. ans' copy of gd => old and broken. No compiler, so of course I can't upgrade. crap. stupid => having considerable difficulty drawing resources to make a throwaway UI prototype. crapping the bed => what happens when someone tries to build perl betas with thread support under freebsd crappy design => crappy design in any language craps => archaic in English crash helmet => the thing that mandrake puts on his head before someone gets their ass booted out of here cray => uhm, well, a big piece of iron. crazy => wacky crazy horse => the place cream soda => much better created => correct creative1 => using it in a right way... why it doesnt work then? creative? the knowledge => at your fingertips. credit => evil credit card => not your car, but the keys to your car. credit card company => useless credit card validation => a FAQ anyway. creed => planning to learn perl cries as his midi collection => blasted out of existance crime => laying down the law crime rate => crime the main event => the burning of a fireworks filled statue symbolizing winter crime, 30' of cat3 => cheap. cat5 is only a little worse crime, => this you are first time thru with b5? crime, sure is! jaggy => writing a program that takes a text file and does dictionary lookups on all the words (this is to aid Jaggy in reading medical documentation) crime, that rms song => disturbing. mmm. Need to put that as background "music" on pudge's Aliens webpage. crime, the end of b5 => really supposed to be amazing. It is already filmed. crime, the webpage => funny. crime, this => very true. crime, well, the idea => that jjohn want to collect all the global vars in one header file. So, the globals need to be seen in the module AND in the calling script. This may work. crimelnk => sure there is a good reason for it. crimethink => Pudge or a loose translation of the Declaration of Independence crimethink, today => called "6 O'Clock Bell-Ringing" in Zürich, a rather complex festival crimethnk => a dangerous thinker or a loose translation of the DOI crimethnk believe what => said about existing products. sometimes. crimethnk don't think it => necessary. crimethnk think BRIAN D FOY will take care of it. crimethnk don't think this => the place for that discussion. :) crimethnk dunno, => crimethnk, qw[jeff]? crimethnk got fired today and => looking for work crimethnk like $|, though it => not necessary. crimethnk think access => decent. and that is about it. crimethnk think crimethnk => going to turn it into a macro. crimethnk think it => much more stable on Mac OS than on Unix. crimethnk think murr => rebelling against the -w-crazy people in p5p. things like $hash{values} producing errors sucks. crimethnk think they key => to make every warning available by number, with presets (versions, logical groups, etc.) and then programmers can make their own sets. crimethnk's 7100/66 => ip forwarding for crimethnk's other Macs now. crimethnk's back => f---d up crimethnk's car => done being fixed, but we can't pick it up, because the insurance company of the car that hit us won't pay up. crimethnk's dad's => tricked out for racing. crimethnk's ethernet cable => not long enough. ;-) crimethnk's guess => that you cannot assign to a namespace like that. crimethnk's hard drive => screwed up and crimethnk has to copy everything off and reformat it. crimethnk's name => on 2 pages in this issue ... one bold, one not crimethnk's old prof => disappointed that i left "the business" crimethnk's only problem now => crimethnk's quote => from perlsec. crimethnk's stupid server => keeping posts in clpm around for about three days. crimethnk, => it correct that pobox can automatically filter out spam sent to their accounst? crimethnk, i think it => orion... crimethnk, signal => following an example in it crimethnk: jjohn, what => your preferred e-mail address? over the weekend the one i had bounced. criptus => making this "big" perl program & various points access an array called @junk then criptus need them all to foreach from array point 0 criptus think rh => better then slack, but criptus hear Debian is much better... cris => working with a script that has to be run as suid root and it perl is returning insecure dependcy errors when you try and either overwrite a file or append to it crisp => good too. critical path => who we're talking with to take over mail. crlf => far better than EOL or NL. croak => good. :) crocodile park => in madras, in south india. cron => standard Unix stuff. Ask in #unixhelp. cron syntax looks right. what => the error? Is status.pl on the default path? cronos => 4 or 5 hops from ATM, and 1 from HSSI crontab suggestion => good, xwrits annoyed tcpkitty. crontab(1) => the command, crontab(5) is the file format... crontab(5) => distributed with vixiecron. crontab(4) is not. Case closed. crop => saved! cross your fingers, che_fox => going to try crt => very good crt tube's date => numbered crud. => there a way to give perl's crypt() something to work with on win32? crud. => there a way to give perl's crypt() something to work with on win32? cruller => the shite crummy thing => that they already gave lej the registration number cry => the sound of djbland going "arf! arf!" crypt => one-way passwd-style encryption crypt for perl => http://www.pdv-systeme.de/users/martinv/Crypt.pm crypt() system call => one way. crypt(1) => a ~trivial file encryption utility crypt(3) => pretty useless for encrypt/decrypt crypt.pm => mainly for PoB OSs cryptanalysis => A rubber hose is faster than a computer any day of the week. cryptocontext => a trigger point for thoth. cryptozilla => http://mozilla-crypto.ssleay.org/ cs => weird. the 'standard' is log is base 10. cs @upenn => too theoretical cscaper => the ISP. not \merlyn's stuff. cscaper.com => offline because the upstream ISP (neta.com) is offline. cserve => one of the few places abend know that wants 7E1 csh => http://unlser1.unl.csi.cuny.edu/tutorials/C.shell.harmful.html csh or whichever => placed as it, e.g. tcsh under linux csh's quoting => a mistake. csh.whynot => at cpan.perl.org/doc/FMTEYEWTK/versus/csh.whynot csound => fun css => an idea whose time is long overdue or Cascading Style Sheets (shhh... a web thing) cst => copious spare time cstone => at mailto:cstone@pobox.com cstone => at mailto:cstone@pobox.com csv => comma separated values ctan => Comprehensive TeX Archive Network ctcp => how irc dogs sniff each other's net.butts ctcp bom => you wanta nasty surprise ctcp bom => you wanta nasty surprise ctcp parse crap => that way because fimm had some babble about how you can have actions imbedded in normal privmsgs ... or something like that. ctcp version => how irc dogs sniff each other's net.butts cthugha => waveforms on acid. or available at http://www.afn.org/~cthugha/ cthulhu => one of the elder gods in h.p. lovercraft's writings cthulhu.mandrake.net => mandrake's workstation :) ctime => very volatile. ctlive => a type of coding ctrl-a => your friend ctrl-l => refresh isnt it? ctrl-l in dos => nothing afail. ctwm => ok cu this => weird cubby => not here. cube => the Golden Calf! cube rage => aaaaaargh! cube root of pi => a real number. cube, can() => part of UNIVERSAL.pm cube, sorry; ug => no network stud. cube, sort => Omega (N log N). cuber00t => Cuberoot cuber00t's perl => not up to par yet, but Cuber00t's c is far from rusty cuberoot => **(1/3) cuberoot guess cuberoot => looking to find someone who says "I've seen problems with MLDBM before" cuberoot mean. 35k => nothing. cuberoot's code => only about 800 lines long cubic => a silly bot abuser. cultured code => when you take your little kernel of compiled code, and you are debugging or extending it, you layer shells of not-yet-compiled code onto the outside to make your program bigger. cupholder => curiosity => definitely a good thing. :) curious thing => it comes with lots of library code. One should think they cared to get it right before writing libraries. curly brackets? man, epesh => an idiot. current (_64?) implementation => current (_64?) implementation => current argument => about? current behavior => plausibly useful. current dr. barr => not exactly on the top of KeithW's heros list. current entry for 'e' => rather contradictory, also... current fun => stuff like

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  • to allow numbering to be done automatically. current line in a file => $_, what is the line after that? current list of states => just a list. current major problem => adding several hundred users per day to a 50K entry /etc/aliases file, and waiting for the DBM to rebuild. current meaning before it => changed by select() if select is passed a FH. current plan => to have him respond to public messages with a public PRIVMSG response, and to private mesages with a notice. current project => piece of shit :> current release => really geared towards folks willing and able to deal with alpha email code (a nasty combination) current time => $time -EST- current toy => an IBM 3494 robotic tape library. 1600 tape capacity with the 5 frames that we currently have attached, expandable to 17 frames. Right now its 26 terabytes before compression. :-) currently excession => using two hashes because it's easier on Excession's brain. currently gantoris => doing the match in a loop currently nocarrier => consulting for AMP Inc., eMerce (Electronic Commerce) and Technology divisions. currently there => no way to identify a unique browser currently, sybase => totally focussed on every move MS makes. currently, the browser market => the same as the cola market. 2 giants, noone else counts. curse => CURSES, FOILED AGAIN ! curses => your friend curses knowledge => unnecessary. curses library => old. curses that eir cd player => skipping in the middle of "Out of Range" curses? why? if rudefix => fooling with X? cusip => common unique security identifier p........ i forget what p stands for customer => dictating the environ on this project. cut => nonstandard cut it out. when a list => eval'ed in a boolean context, it is false. cut-n-paste => your friend. (although using the entire package won't cause enough of a slowdown to matter) cute => http://www.hut.fi/~hskarkka/lrvb5027.jpg cutegosa => nto amaagosa cutomer t0ny => thinking of may not be able to understand it if t0ny do it right, t0ny would check for a series of ASCII codes. cutting his throat => only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you cuz @argv[2] => a.. uh.. oh damn. gears forget. cuz a "join~ message => different than a "nick" message cuz after all, the name => in a text box cuz everytime the program => run it will most likely require a different name than tmp cuz he => a MAC freak? cuz net-talking => pretty simple stuff cuz one => a syscall and another is a function? cuz ozone dunno wtf => wrong cuz redhat => fucked. cuz remember? qw[jeff] => 16... cuz server->server protocol => not much idfferent from client->server cuz sunday iraq => really satrurday night for us cuz tarador => just damn tired of it cuz temp030415 => a file name cuz that => how i286 think of them. cuz the .pdf => a perl tutorial, and i figured others had used .pdf before :[p cuz the routine => in a universal utils file i386 designed cuz truecynic => getting some really wimpy stuff from TrueCynic's supplier cvega's brain => rather fried at the moment, can anyone help Cvega get another perspective on what is most probably a simple problem? cvf => Call For Votes - a step on the way to a new newsgroup -- see RFD cvs => Concurrent Version System, and is evil cvs web tree => on that site if you want to check the recent patches/changes to the mod_fastcgi.c file itself. cwd.pm => part of the perl standard distribution. cya in the morning. flesch => gonna idle all night long cyanide => a 50 year old IBM Cobol Programmer cyanidebm => just now starting to learn Perl cyber => a prefix to add to a word to make it meaningless cyberdog => (unfortunately) dead. cyberpurl => purl with all the meaning stripped out cyberspace => some really wacky stuff or space with cyber added or the toilet bowl of the imagination cyc => a poor imitation of purl or located at http://www.cyc.com. or an attempt to represent the general knowledge that your average human knows in a form that a computer can use. cyclone => trying that ... Roder: doesn't seem to work now with different input cyclone swear it => the same ... cyclone, t0ny => in the same country :) cygnus => http://www.cygnus.com/misc/gnu-win32/ cygnus solutions => the leading provider of single-source, UNIX, and Win32 desktop and cygnus/gnu-win32 => a unix environment on Windoze. cygwin => http://www.cygnus.com/misc/gnu-win32/ cygwin32 => basically a replacement for libc for Win32. It's actually pretty cool. Running bash under windows warps your brain, though. :) or at http://www.cygnus.com/misc/gnu-win32/ cykix => running sh Configure cyrix => lousy yes cyrix fpu => crap, but other than that they are decent chips. cyrix's fpu => really awful though c|net => being very candid about Allen's investments in them d => digit, I believe d'oh => is a debug module ^Pudge has that redirects STDERR (and optionally, STDOUT) to a log file, at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/id/CNANDOR/ d'oh! (ab*)* => the same as a*b*! d'oh! ok, gryph0n => a 'tard d'oh! ok, gryph0n => a 'tard d'oh! rand => getting desperate....I don't want to have to write a daemon for the sql server.... d, they just think it => too technical. it isn't. d.c. => a special case :) d00d => a word used by people who can't speak proper English. d00d jsd_ => el333te give jsd_ p3rl w@rez! d0berman => just guessing here but check the faq d0c => using apache d15-da5id => looking for a top notch programmer in the Los Angeles area... any takers? d1d1 => here to tell of d1d1's voyage d64 => a commodore disk image, Teratogen believe d7 => probably just lost in the program d7 has that, d7 => doing a do { $var = chdir(name); } until $var == 0;, how can d7 keep d7 in the directory that chdir took d7, and do some other commands? d7 need to chdir() until there => nowhere else to go, THEN start doing d7's rmdir's and cd ..'s d7 was right... circus => much better than zircon. imho d7's problem => a simple one of not having the +x permission on the directory in which he's trying to access /bin/sh in d7^ has not seen it yet, d7^ => gonna take d7^'s home computer to the place it is colocated, and copy it over... d7^ work from home with a modem :) d7_ => doing a foreach (keys(%hash)) { ... }, and d7_ want to make $_key = $hash{key} , d7_ has $_{$_} = $hash{'key'} right now, but obviously that isn't working... How can d7_ make it work? d\d\d and d\d\d where first => equal to second? d_mn, drforr => out of date. da => Shut the fuck up, $who! I HATE that song!... da the => Shut the fuck up! I HATE that song! da-man => Pudge. da5id => a character from 'Snow Crash', along with Hiro. dabandguy => having trouble coming up with a regexp to capitalize an character following a space in a string... what would it be? dac => at http://www.pcug.org.au/~dac or excession dach, => MMaNN's question similar to dpb's? dach, => MMaNN's question similar to dpb's? daddy (radio mix) => great ... daddy (radio mix) => great ... daddy (radio mix) => great ... daddy => My daddy is oznoid, son of the fifth house of Betazed daf => for the authentication dagda => attempting to convert from ansi C to perl here. but having difficulty daily feed => so damned funny. dali => Dali does not do drugs, Dali *is* drugs! dalnet #perl => gay. dalnet's #perl => empty.. dam, this doc => worthless damage => good. amagosa feel safe knowing that amagosa's tax dollars are going to build the most destructive air-to-air weaponry in the world. damit cmu => going to be notifyed :P dammit ... where => K&R when I fscking need it dammit all i have here => perl 4 :) dammit. ^pudge => still scheduled to do a talk at TPC i was never asked to do. dammit. dammit. `no' => compile-time and is useless for non-pragma modules. dammit. so now ^pudge => out of virus protection. dammit. telstra's fddi link => *always* fucking up dammit. where the hell => the smbclient source. damn ... now that => strange damn /proc => weird in IRIX damn 1 second => quite a long delay damn amagosa => cool. The client amagosa just called must be quite impressed with their service, considering its free. damn and alpha232 => not there :< damn billn, when => irc-phx.primenet.com coming back? damn cat => sitting like 6 feet away staring at amagosa. damn che_fox => away damn cpan.pm => kewl damn flamurai's head => messed up flamurai can;t remember anything what is check if a string is 4 digits long? damn fmh's network connection => fast today, i should play some starcraft. damn gantoris's rh 5 box => slooow damn gscom => not working again... damn ie4 => lame damn it this script => starting to suffer feature creep damn it this wrapper => turning out to be bigger than the goddamn program it is wrappering damn lockfile based locking => ugly. damn merlyn.. where => he when Gryphon need him? damn mrsolo => this with The Evil One? damn nick completion. wtf => Net::Domain? damn on == finish word for => ;) damn orev => lagged.. damn perl => cool. damn puppy => peeing all over the house :( damn purl => slow damn quantum bigfoot => big, but it is slow too. damn qw[jeff] => tired damn right, amagosa's name => Jeff too :) damn slims => 60 miles from \lembit's house damn that => not too readable damn that bot => smart damn that purl => well programmed... damn thing => always crashing on me. damn this => challenging. damn this computer => a lot faster with a 150MHz cpu instead of that k5/75 :) damn this netopia router => pretty. damn this russian site => slow. I've been mirroring things for half an hour damn tkil => good. damn up arrow key => broken. Second keyboard in 2 weeks. damn vie => tired damn you! para||ax => beginning to think no one here eve knows perl...that should be SO easy. If Para||aX had Para||aX's camel book Para||aX wouldn't even be asking damn you, crimethnk => damn zummy => cool :) damn! amagosa => like limited to three characters! damn! that guy => persistant. damn! this => makin me mad. What the hell is website w/o perl? damn, => everybody but amagosa an oper now? wildfire- has an O: on CMU. damn, amagosa => only down to 517 bytes. damn, arkuat => either popular or a cheater (= damn, buka just realized buka => in #perl, no wonder... damn, but efs => fun. damn, fnctl => in the posix module isn't it? damn, gryphon => having probs installing the friggin' Apache::Timeit module... anyone? damn, ircii => getting confused. Epesh apologize. damn, lerk => tired damn, online.com => great .... damn, perl => Cool! damn, perl => Cool! damn, ping time => no better. damn, stupid's boss => trying to "move ahead on a more aggressive schedule than April 3rd" damn, stupid_'s spelling => completely blown lately. damn, tarador => frustrated at this shit damn, that wasn't it, path => hardcoded and doesn't have any symlinks damn, there => perl for windows? damn, this 2.1.92 kernel => 200k bigger than 2.0.33 damn, this => not easy... ;-/] damn, this thing => huge.. damn, voting rate => down to 196 votes / minute damn, what => wrong with these script kiddies damn, where => mandrake when I need him damn. \petey => getting good at this damn. amagosa => playing these things at nice-5 and still it skips every time amagosa run this cgi. damn. and rudefix's feeling => that the sabres and the caps are evenly matched at this point. damn. everybody i know => sleeping damn. gears => in phoenix damn. i guess our dns => still not working damn. mad errors. argh. this => why dimes ended up using perl-mode last time. damn. now ^pudge's system => infected. damn. pm.org => slow damn. purl => not so easily fooled. damn. this abstract => not writing itself. i hate it when that happens. damn. this drink really => quite tgood. damn. this mouse => so busted. damn. what mammal => it that does? For some reason amagosa thought it was an armadillo. damn; ug => sorry dude. damned e-mail => STILL down. damned telstra => dropping packets on their own internal network! damnit => damn, it is hard to get a straight answer in this channel damnit amagosa => going to have to go to work on a bloody Saturday to fix the routing on amagosa's computer so amagosa can get at this month's www usage stats. damnit amanda => on the phone...again damnit damnit damnit damnit => Jesus Mary and Joseph hangin on the cross for Christ's sake god damnit shit damnit jim, lerk => a Doctor not a mathemetician damnit mandrake's script => all mangled damnit stop that. there => a one line limit on pastes. 4 lines if you get permission. Paste more than that again and I'll get midevil on your hiney damnit! 'jjohn' => being used by a user in "#gayminnesota" again!!! damnit! emacs vc => crapping out on Stupid. Won't let Stupid rename a file cuz it thinks it still checked out. damnit! kjj => trying to get some work done - that's hard to do while laughing riotously damnit! that damn amanda girl => calling again. damnit! that damn amanda girl => calling again. damnit! that gay guy => usin' slowcoach's nick again! damnit! the nick 'jjohn' => in use on #gayminnesota again!! damnit, gryphon => supposed to be working, not arguing Turing completeness :) damnit, if amagosa => going to be drafted they had better reduce the legal drinking age too. damnit, news => down damnit, primenet-west => burping again. damnit. find amagosa one that => on a standard port. damnit. i think the ibcs rpm => compiled againt 2.0.31 kernal. How silly is that? damnit. now linux => failing to read MuadDie's stupid floppy disk. :P damnit. slowcoach => gonna have to go into #gayminnesota to see wtf is up with this faux jjohn.... damnit. what => the name of Randal and Chip's new book again? dan => reading commands from STDIN, and dan is using a simple /^commandname/ && ( whatever ); to execute the proper subroutine upon receiving a command. dan bernstein => scary. dan's concept of an upgrade => laughable dan's experience of linux => dan's experience of linux => danar => after a freeware proggy that will go through pseudo- random ascii text picking out all email addresses danb => just paranoid. dancing => not a big thing with ^Pudge. dang ... => that a FAQ? and a feature? or a bug? dang thing => just about impossible to kill dang thing => just about impossible to kill dang thing => just about impossible to kill dang, => p5p down? dang, ^pudge => regularly running into the Mac's open file limitations. dang, ^pudge feel old. ^pudge => listening to an audio cassette tape. dang, ^pudge's isp => sucking. dang, eudora 4 => a lot slower than eudora 2. dang, it => hot today. dang, what => really uninstall a module? iLLUMiNAT mean wih removing the files in site_perl/blah ? dang. \petey's screwdriver => too big to completely disassemble \petey's phaser dang. my db => only 78Megs. dang. my db => only 78Megs. dang. my db => only 78Megs. dang. my karma => neutral again. How'd that happen? dang. winkola => jealous. Winkola's gf is just good-looking, funny, likes to share, and bisexual. She doesn't know anything about programming. dangermouse => arkuat's cat is named Dangermouse dangermouse => arkuat's cat is named Dangermouse dangermouse => arkuat's cat is named Dangermouse dangermouse => arkuat's cat is named Dangermouse dangermouse => arkuat's cat is named Dangermouse dangit! ^pudge's book => listed on amazon.com, but ^Pudge's co-author is listed as an author, and ^Pudge is not. dangit, libwin32 .12 => out already? dangnabit. what => url for dr. dobbs journal or whatever it's called? dangreen => reading a schedule from a file.. simple, comma separated file. danke, thats what friar_ => trying but having difficult time parseing it danke. that patches => 2.0.33 -> 2.0.34pre10, right? I don't need the other 9 patches I hope :) danni what => plan 9 danni_ => trying to construct a FS danni_ heard plan 9 => what Danni_ is trying to accomplish dannyman -> the nfs => uhhhhh written in perl or something. dannyman, the data => in one string separated by -? dapackfan => not asking questions. look at the specs youself dapackfan know, but dapackfan => having no luck, lemme show: dapackfan's question => how do you convert %0000010 0000100 => %00000001 00000100 using perl? dapackfan, a hash => an array. dapackfan, the 'tell us' => kind of cumbersome dapid => also daquiri => why happy bob is so happy! darcy => Tkil's manager, jennifer is leaving for MA tomorrow, tori is in LC, and alisa is in georgia. dark night of the soul => that moment of terrible calm when you don't know what to do, and pass though a time of annihilation and reincarnation dark_mind => mailto:darkmind@dmh.qc.ca (System Adminstrator) darkc => scared darkpolo => new to IRC, somebody recommended DarkPolo here about WWW Forms. darn drubbly => good darn it. news host => down. darn it... q[merlyn] => getting server 500 errors. darn it... why => it 404'ing you darn near everything => poor at RT processing. :) darn right. amagosa => will get oznoid to have it sulk or something if you scold it :) darn, #cgi => darn, now rudefix => Yael'ing too. darn. drforr => trying to deal with a COBOL field definition that wants its header to have LRC bytes tacked on the end. darn. random => not gonna worry about it for now. darnit ... md5.pm => pissing lej off darpa visits tomorrow, which => why i've been silent darvvin => a lil more confused than when darVVin came in but at least now darVVin has some keywords to throw around the search engines, thanx, darVVin apprciate all your help :) dash => breaking things dass the rumah! ms => Microsoft, Cluster dat => dat data => in 64K chunks, believe it or not data arg points to => not valid. data file => 777 data it reads => data of course => stored in metric. That's why the extra /E$/ on the URLs. data structure as reza => defining it is like data type prior to it => pid_t data::dumper => written entirely in Perl, so it ought to work anywhere that Perl does! :-) data::dumper's output => prettier. data::duper => your friend data::flow => something I've thought of before, but seeing as how i was using clipper at the time, couldn't data=(\%) => the part [HF] is playing with. database => a nice quiet place where you keep data, and in a relational database, data is organized into rows and columns. databases => a place where I put stuff and get stuff from. databases => a place where I put stuff and get stuff from. datafile => defined up above date => $date date of which you can speak => not the true date date stamp => incorrect date::calc => pretty useless for pre-1753 dates date::manip => cool, but has two drawbacks. It reads a config file, so -T is going to whine loadly. 2) It's big, you'll notice that in startup time. or everything plus the kitchen sink date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying date::parse => working on a bunch and then dying datecalc => found by jsd's CPAN. dating => worse than being a sysadmin dave => some guy who hurt a computer dave letterman => not funny. dave winer => annoying. or the http://www.scripting.com and Frontier guy dave_c => a list manager for a club and when someone is added or dropped from the list ( it is a closed major domo list so Dave_C has to do the subscribe and unsubsccribe functions david => not there. Stupid_'ll let you know. david adler => tring to take over in brian's absence. :) david lynch => one weird mamma-jamma david's book => passible. But seriously, return it, if possible, and get "Learning Perl" david_gel => on win95, that doesn't work for David_Gel davide <- mysql => free. davide => pretty sure Davide saw iton an openbsd Davide installed davide bet it => the login program davide think there => still 'abot.tgz' or some such davide want something that => easy to configure though, hopefully.. davide's bet => Spy^007 davide's guess => that the velocity is probably equal, all other factors being equal davide_ => curious what exactly they are... davide_'s guess => that, to the ops, that question falls under 'web' - see the topic davidu => in Index of /CPAN-local/modules/by-category/14_Authentication_Security_Encryption/PGP davinci => rumored to have slept less than an hour a day. davis> how huge => huge? davistv => going to check out the perldsc real quick. Be right back. davistv hate to waste anyone's time if it's answered there. BRB. davistv hope + => a little stabler. davistv think davistv => getting standards-itis. davistv this => a perl group. not a c/c++ group. davistv's data manipulation => working correctly, now davistv just have to figure out how to use CGI to return data. davistv's trig => a very low-res, distant memory. davistv> $#array => broken, thats why davistv> if it => really important to get the data out of it then dr Dobbs journal do a CD of file formats dawf => See "dyslexic". :-) dawg, south park => on at 10 p.m. day => night day that amagosa get +o => the day billn piss on him. day that amagosa gets +k => the day billn celebrate. day that amagosa gets +o => the day billn die. day trader => someone who trades stocks in a realtime manner, carrying nothing overnight day use locale => the default, gbacon is going to rm -rf /usr/lib/perl5 daylight savings time => a mud bog dayquil => better. daytrip => unfamiliar with the terms daytrip_ => a bit out of the loop, can the speech stuff trigger on non-menu items now? db2 => relatively recent db_file 1.15 => installed db_file => preferable, of course... or available on CPAN db_file comes with perl but => only installed if you have DB libs on your system db_file were using => the one that comes with perl 5.00404 i think db_file+freezethaw => slow db_file.c => only 1630 line long... dbase => the worlds most widely used database system dbd => at http://www.hermetica.com. dbd proxy \lembit => trying to implement so a linux DBD can access an oracle db without resulting to SCO binaries dbd/dbi => great. dbd::mysql => very similar to Mysql.pm dbd::odbc & dbi => what you'll use. dbd::odbc => not a driver, it's just an API for talking to your driver. dbd::oracle => so many times better. :-) dbd::oracle's man page => more difficult to read than mysql's dbd::pnet => a Perl module for connecting to a database dbi => at http://www.hermetica.com. SQL tutorial is at http://w3.one.net/~jhoffman/sqltut.htm and for a reference to the language you'd need docs from the DBMS you are using. dbi and dbd => licenesed under the same license as perl. dbi book => in the works, the rumor says, but not out yet dbi code => not Oracle specific, you can port it from one database to another dbi home page => pretty elaborate dbi manual page => almost enough to make me give up on using SQL with Perl. This shit needs some major improvement :( dbi's documentation => confusing, but I'm starting to grasp it. dbi, on the other hand, => loverly dbi.so => in /usr/local/lib/perl5/site_perl/sun4-solaris/auto/DBI/DBI.so this is not in @INC. should longhair_ add that to @INC? did something not get installed right? dbi/dbd => the bomb dbi::faq - "5.2 what => handle BLOB data with DBI?: To be written." dbi::odbc => a perl interface to ODBC dbi::st => a package? dbm => your friend. dbm file => like 100 times faster ... dbm performance => just fine. dbmclose => breaks binding on a tied dbm file dbmopen %foo...; print "type => ", ref tied %foo; dbmopen => create binding on a tied dbm file or superceded, but not quite deprecated dbmopen or tie => only used for reading from the db right? you use a regular OPEN and print to append to it right? dbmopen() => just a wrapper around tie() for backwards compatibility. dc => lovely this morning, cherry trees are in full effect dcc.pm => nuts dd => a good way to convert EBCDIC to ASCII dd image => easy ddisney => fundding xanadu? ddj => Dr Dobbs Journal, programming for programmers by programmers, http://www.ddj.com dds1 => 60 meter dat de do do do, de \da \da \da => that's all \i want to say to purl de do do do, de the da the => that's all \i want to say to purl de doo doo doo, de daa daa daa => that's all \i want to say to u de nada. rudefix => the win32 expert. flood him with lots of questions about obscure particulars. de nada. rudefix => the win32 expert. flood him with lots of questions about obscure particulars. de nada. rudefix => the win32 expert. flood him with lots of questions about obscure particulars. de nada. rudefix => the win32 expert. flood him with lots of questions about obscure particulars. de nada. rudefix => the win32 expert. flood him with lots of questions about obscure particulars. de-macbinarized version => different from the pre-macbinarized version? dead => god darwin is dead MaJo !seen |somniac! is dead darwin is god nietzsche is dead god is etc dead can dance => a pretty cool group. dead horse => ipp dead horse book => another name for IPP deadbeef => a number. deadcode, especially, => difficult to interpret... deadlock => the big difficulty with open2 (or with doing this in any other way.) deadly sins => http://www.deadlysins.com/ deadtree => paper deal => that only one of the servers for that in-addr.arpa domain knows about him. deal-making => what Congress is all about. Well, that and fame. dealer cost => only $5050, so it's a pretty good steal dealing with escaped things => hard. dealing with netscape => nasty irregarless of language. deaner => mailto:pete@guanyin.globalsight.com or knows the way to san jose because he lives there deaner, how much => the REST of the machine? deaner, how much => the REST of the machine? deaner, what => ask purl for that one later on? deaner; hmm.. => there a way to avoid the first array that has the x-axis ticker names. ( "1st", "2nd" etc ) ? dear lord, accesswatch => ooogly. dear lord, what => that? dear, leolo's computer => 29 seconds off!!!! death => a payphone in the wilderness. death of rhapsody => much exaggerated, not to say wrong debabalize => on the Mac. I need to do this entirely through the Perl script under linux. debabelizer => not a piece of crap! debain => fairly okay.. debate on qt => one of Usenet's biggest flamewars now... debates whether "laziness => a valid reason to kick" ... ;-> debates whether 10-point font => a good idea or not... debates whether or not soul2 => using mIRC debian 1.3 => a pain to get new software for debian 1.3.1 => using 2.0.29, Redhat 5 is using 2.0.32. debian 2.0 => forzen for testing..cool debian => the only free-software-politically-pure Linux distribution or http://www.debian.org/ debian's objection => almost indisputable. It's not legal for them to sell the CD-ROM according to Tom's license. debian's package format => called dhp, right? debug => your friend. debugger => something that would be really nice if it WORKED RIGHT! debugger sucks. print => all you need to debug debugger's 't' mode => just like set -v in sh. debugging working code => what jjohn call the activity of search for a bug in code that does NOT have that bug. jjohn do this often. Especial with C code. ;p dec one => dital unix 4.0 dec sux (sucked). osf/1 => pretty cool. dec's bogotified legato => doing its stupidity thing again.. it just sits there spinning tape and doing nothing for HOURS decapsulation => quicker but sounds too much like decapitation deception => the real world. decides 4 am => late enough and goes to the land o sleep decides ey => enjoying this particular bit of Ravel too much to swap yet decides it => time to go and ... lej dunno, have a nap ... decides readline => overkill and goes for something like print( "r" . ' 'x79 . "r" ); ... "Boy, I feel like a real wanker now. *grin*" decides that alternet => conspiring to make his life really hurt. decides win32 apache => fucked. decode sequence => a single regexp. =) decompilation => easy. decque => just a double-ended stack. deczilla => a trademark of Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death, Inc. deductable => only a few hundred I think deebo think deebo's problem => not in opening the file (which deebo treat as stdin), it is in separating the colon-delimited fields deebo, man perlipc => about as simple as it gets. If you are really stuck, try Net::UDP. deelight, "any" => how I deep impact => pretty good, so from where i sit, it looks "controversial" at least :) deep in the guts of perl => there any difference between amagosa's %H; and amagosa's %H = ();? I guess setting it to empty list makes it not undefined. deep inside archon => a 14 year old girl that just wants to be held deeper paths => easy, just count the / deepspace => screwed. default => 'n' to use malloc that comes with perl. rudefix suggest I answer yes. Do you suggest otherwise??? default @inc => defined at compile time, isn't? default _timeout => 1, Longhair. Set it to 0 for your purposes. default action for sighup => termination default config => not vunerable I thought ... default config for the infobot => sufficent default configuration for 1.4 => sick default for post => false. It's breakig roy7's program. default for quit => to dump core. default method of net::ping => udp. default theme => crap. :) defaultrouter => not a standard unix file, it is simply something they use to make it easier on their machine defenestration => the throwing of a body out of a window. defensive parens => defensive parens => defiant => sometimes known as Defiant_ or even Defiant__ or a guy who owns a mud: towers.crusoe.net:1234... Not that this has anything to do with Perl... or known as qw[def]. defiant has decided defiant => going to be in competition with you at crusoe... Defiant should brush up ;-) defiant_ => a friend for qw[jeff]'s... define "define" => See "Recursion". define "ok". that line => silly. A reasonable translation would be: kill 9, getppid; define => an IRC shortcut for "we may be saying different things when the term XXX is used, so please tell us what it means first, and that'll save us *both* time." define sucks - => it insecure? unreliable? overly restrictive? defined $blah[$i] => what \merlyn is confused with defined => test whether a value, variable, or function is defined defined(@array) => meaningless. defines => what veblen want definitely think hash => MUCH gentler and more effective! definition of $_ => "The default input and pattern-searching space." definitive html spec => ... well, kinda non-existant. but the closest is at ... http://www.w3c.com? the 3.2 is a descriptive standard, at best, not prescriptive. degree => at most 60 nautical miles deik => gonna order the book tommorrow deja-vu => offering a t3 no quota shell... dejanews => searchable via Message-ID at http://www.dejanews.com/forms/mid.shtml dejavu => having a prb dekan know crypt => bad...ROT13? dekan want the program dekan => writing to have a simple setparate configuration file, using require to grab it dekan's => only for that subrouting, and is not visible to called subroutines delerium's _spheres_ => much cooler than _spheres 2_. :) yay. delete => deletes a value from a hash delete argument => not a HASH element at references.pl line 20. delete it.... => ^SMoKeY's sytnax correct, for some reason it doesn't delete them deleting windows => a Good Thing. Just replace it with something else next time. delhi => hot. delicate movement => practically impossible. delivery => a bit different, for instance majordomo doesn't work with it out of the box (patch is available from qmail.org) and users may have to adjust their procmail setup. delorenzo => the only one fimmtiu can stand. The rest of them are wannabees. delphi => mucher nicer tool to work with compares to say visual basic delta => Double Extended Long Truncated Acronym deltree -y c:\* => better dem => not gonna be your on call babe :) dem mean dem => bad enough :) dem's brother => dem's god purl => frank black? dem, where => spong? demand => low right now, since much of SGI is being laid off. demand dialling => nice too. democracy => two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch demon -> amagosa => not sure if you can directly replace the local delivery agent with procmail or if you'd have to impliment it in .qmail-* files, but either solution is decent. demon <- mysql => a good alternative to commercial stuff. demon => the last talking bot demon purr think yahoo => worth something; Purr is using it Purr, actually :-) demon's $name => Illego Montoya. You kill(1)'ed DemoN's process. Prepare to vi. demon's lx => pretty decent, and the price was right (actually, it was exceptional) demon's script => in perl4, and perl5 isn't an option (because it's being sent to people with only perl4) ... Demon want local variables, but this isn't working - demon, => that linux port available anywhere? demon, => that linux port available anywhere? demon, => that linux port available anywhere? demon, a ^ => extra points too. demon, nod.. but what => retrieve that information? demon, oh, that => a 57. demon- perldoc -f system # => your friend demurr => afraid Demurr don;t know any Javascript dene => now.. denial => de nile ain't just a river in egypt! denis leary => brilliant. denmark => small, so I guess it's called near :) dennah => Paww's lifemate dennis => Dennis M. Ritchie, of course. dennis leary => cool dennis ritchie => dmr. denny's => vaguely better than McDonalds -- but only very vaguely. dent => trying to get the date in perl.. Dent don't know the function for that deoderant => called for deodora, that => because you cannot think. dependent, => it? How do you spelll that darn word? depends -:) (answer => proably not) depends how he => indexing. depends if it => being done there or your house i guess :) depends on how $variable => used. :) depends on how ls => aliased on your system... but in an optionless ls, no it will not show up depends on how much processing => done with the data being sent and received depends on how purl => creating $string1 depends on how purl => creating $string1 depends on how the ssentence => constructed. depends on what => in the file depends on what concatonare => ;) depends on what destroy{} => doing and whether or not your code is allowingt DESTROY{} to do its stuff depends on what the c*i => doing depends on what the nic => -- it might. it might very well be able to autoprobe them, too... depends on when purl => here. depends on whether or not it => in the docs that come with perl. depends on who purl => going with.. :-) depends on your platform, mac => different depends what purl => shooting depends, what => the "Form post" doing? deprecated => deprication => necessary.... derogatory => in the eye of the beholder. des => exportable, and the limit is <= 56 bits. descent => nice descent2 => nice descent2 => nice describe what it => you are trying to get descriptin itself => from 1970. description of the method => even longer hehe desideriu => VERY scared... design => simple. should work on non-table browsers as well. design patterns => not very C++ specific desktop metaphor => perfect for ^Pudge for everyday computing. desktop reference book => pretty handy despite that, their switch => amazing stable despite the fact that wraithx => providing eqaul information destiny => DESTINY! DESTINY! No escaping destiny! destroy method => automatically called when the object goes out of scope, or the program terminates. detachable penis => Is that a detachable penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's fixable with the Tie::Penis module, though... detachable penis => Is that a detachable penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's fixable with the Tie::Penis module, though... detachable penis => Is that a detachable penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's fixable with the Tie::Penis module, though... detail bit => on the screen right now, and i'm to lazy to find the guide detailed list => in "The Gory Details", under "Pattern Matching", i think. details => detering it => neccessary to keep EFnet free determine which => more efficient. sorting everytime or not. detla => Double Extended Three Letter Acronym deuteron => hungry. dev => leaving. devel on the tk haircut => dead. the java one coming together nicely. devel::peek => what you want. devel::poke => devel::tracefuncs => a good friend developer.apple.com => working. developer.apple.com => working. developer.apple.com => working. developing in /usr/bin => strange, to say the least developing on irix => probably worse than not being able to. development speed => hard to beat...no pseudocode devil's advocacy => a well paying position. =) devilbitz => looking for a sample code that filters image files. devlog => still buggy. devo => GENIUS! devon^ see devon^ => being forced to use Socket.pm ;p devorski => either incompetent or gutless or both devstderr => moving on now into new territory ;) devy => useless.. thats for case insensitivity dewberry_ => in a regular bind. dewberry_ cant remember how to designate a tab character as a field delimeter for a data base. df => a good start df => a good start dfk => a rabbit dg's /dev => like that. dgd-lpc => used commercially as well. dgoodman => new in this room. So would you tell dgoodman some about this room? please. dgoodman sure you dgoodman => a 33 male:) dgux => dharma => the fundamental operating rules of the cosmos dhtml => not IE. DHTML is JavaScript (ECMAScript) which is based on Netscape's version, and CSS, which came from W3C, IIRC. dia => nice. diabetic => one with Diabetes. (See Diabetes) diabolos => using an extended regexp with the options /exsig but diabolos dont know what to use as a delimiter ([] is already in the code and diabolos cant get ### to work) what should diabolos use? diag message => not horribly useful. diagnostics => global, and does take extra time. That's only really useful during development, anyway. diagonal in this context => the same as "There's more than one way to do it"... dialog => kinda neat dialog => kinda neat dialog.pm => a perl5 interface to dialog(1), at http://www.wiw.org/~ams/Dialog/ diane bruce => ubiquitious dice.com => for the us dichotomy between the 2 forks => not totally accurate. you can have code in the resource fork, for example. dick => the best thing purl ever had dickscrape => one v0id_ has heard. dict here says that a griddle => any flat metal surface used for cooking, which jibes with \mjd's notion. did anyone read this or => this old news? "Internet Explorer 4.0 for UNIX has arrived, giving Sun Solaris users an easy" did goss miss something, or => most of that totally redundant? did jjohn say \b? jjohn => high, \g did not help, it => still compiling, not linking yet did that change recently, or => arkuat's hippocampus starting to go? did that last week and => still waiting for the actual software. did you forget this => a uni/college question ? :-) thrase has done enough so thrase do stuff like while(/\G\s*?(\S+)/g) {, and while (($key, $value) = each %words) { ... did you hear bill gates => doing ads for callaway golf now did you hear that "windows" => a Native American word? did you hear? perl => dead. did you just go get it? what => the current version? did you know it => AOL's policy that "sucks" is an off-limits word for their chat rooms, except when in reference to AOL? did you know javascript => becoming more and more like perl? did you know that $hash{} => illegal? did you know that 'gullible' => not in the dictionary? did you know that doubles luge => called "men's luge" but women are allowed? now you do. did you know that if $u => undef, it's still legal to use it as a reference? did you know that sodomy => illegal in most states? did you reply "which => probably why it will be a worthless piece of sh*t"? did you say the sprintnet => weak? did you see if ricochet => in your area? did you see nbc => coming out with Merlin? did you tell him threading => just a particular style of programing? did you verify that localhost => in /etc/hosts ? did you write haircut, or => it a "no relation" deal didn't know perl => actually used as much for imaging... didn't know that purl => a bot! :) hehe didyall know that if $t => tainted, $foo='faa' if $t =~/farg/; die => die die die die die die die die die die die die kill 9, $$ die context => list contex. die young => far to boring these days diet * => not fit for man nor dog diet => much less relevant than exercise, IMO. diet coke => better than Diet Pepsi diet pepsi => worse than Pepsi Max diff => an anagram of ffid diff man page => somehow missing from \mjd's linux. difference => difference is... => it a CGI question that happens to be written in Perl, or is it a Perl question that happens to do with CGI? difference mark => that sub array is a list assignment. sub list is not. differences in records => much greater in baseball, chip. different => that if $arg contains shell metacharacters, the first form will use the shell, and the command may not do what was expected. different people. :) 8bit => on win32, darcy is on unix [presumably] different values of $& if x => after a newline difficulty => in doing GC of circ-refs, not in knowing that you are doing it. at least, not in Tkil's expereince. digee => doing some remote playing aorund from NT... Digee like have Digee's ssh windows available to code and use netscape to read man pages ;) digex.net => being VERY lame digi-d => a beginner at programming and Digi-D dont really understand the array @_ If someone wants to msg Digi-D and explain it to Digi-D it would be most appreciated. digit => behind a firewall, so digit's IP address is not "real", and want to find the actual IP digit, joebloe => curious, why do you need to publish a "real IP" digital => so cool. digital if it => compliant with the channel topic, yes digital osf => proprietary, DrForr think. DrForr don't recall having access to the source when DrForr was hacking around on the system last year. digital reality => limited by the numbers of bits that are available digital unix => like $900 for 16 user license, and another several hundred for media. digital` guess, but => there a built in function dilber => Perly_Pat's favorite dilbert - computer => related already dilbert => a cool dude! dildos => purl probably mean dilbert. dillsmack => lame dim => getting a "server error" with this line: dimension board => the 32-bit color coprocessor dimes => writing an adduser script and is having trouble copying /etc/group.new (the new groups file) to /etc/group` dimes don't doubt it => incredibly simple but dimes rarely parse stdin. ding ding ding ( and chop => unanimously chosen) dinna where he => right now. dinner => Hair or Meat. dinner out => a date in the making dinner tonight => at the outback dinnertime => at half past six. dir => writable by the user and group (whichi s what's intended) but no.. not checking if it's a regular file.. dir rcs was in => on the HD, but some of the old perl is on the cd .. rcs'll figure it out.. dir structure => completely different dir that extutils/makemaker => in diranged => not setting its password yet.. this is just basic right now direct access to the cvs tree => nifty sounding direct manipulation => a real phenomenon directory => named '$dir1'? directory containng xyz => in @INC? directory structure here => pretty screwed up directv => mpeg based dirent.h => not the first included file. direntpath => printed out ok on the previous line dirname () => standard or rene should include it somehow? dirt => easy to get here. Just scrape off the surface of any furniture every week. dirt cheap as there => no line cost, no need to pay the local teleco dirty little secret => that PARC's windows were faked. dirty mind => a terrible thing to taste. dirty pictures => not really an application dirty rotten scoundrels => funny too dirty secret => that everything *is* a nail. dis => dis. disadvantage => it's slower and throws everything into the memory initially. ho hum disc => a cd, disk is a hard drive. disco => dead disconnect => broken in 0.45. It's been fixed since then. Dunno about topic events. discorrecting yourself => not good :-) discovered today that he => a member of the "technical elite". ;) discovers how easy it => to fill up a 10Mb connection... discrete maths => very handy ... in more ways than one. discretion => the better part of valor. discussion => a little nastier than rudefix would have hoped ... discussion for clpmoderated => officially over. dish => a Canadian Government drone who needed a chainsaw real bad dish^ => a Canadian Government drone who needed a chainsaw real bad disk => ok.. disk caching => our friend disk druid => cool disk i am working on => 60% full disk quota stuff => easy. Use the File::Find module to recursively search someone's dir tree, add up the sizes, and bitch if it's too large. disk space => cheap. disk space consumed => not the issue. disk space consumption => not amagosa's concern. diskdruid => dumb... I didn't like it. displaying it every iteration => gonna be slow regardless. displaying, the main speed hit => when displaying tablerich pages disraeli => Disraeli wore a goatee. disraeli => Disraeli wore a goatee. dissect it. it => a valid learning experience. or implement your own, or see if the implementation in e.g. ssh is valid. or, better yet, what are you trying to accomplish? distribution => a collection of software divial => two divide by 2 and see if there => a remainder? ;-) (Or is that too obvious?) divx => a joke... diy => Do It Yourself dizzy, the point => at the moment forking works properly but it looks a bit messy if you come to it new dj => Ain't that DJ the finest funky man you ever seen djgcc => a port of gcc to DOSland. It works ok. djgpp => not owned by Bill Gates djia => dow jones industrial average dk => a #pain person. dkfl => afraid dKFL don't have root access. dkil => a stickler for details like that dl => smart dling them now. funet.fi => being slow. dmi => a poor but aspiring computer engineering major, can you send Dmi a copy? :) dmos => usually in #CGI. dmos_emp => regurgitating what Tom said so .. dmr => Dennis Ritchie, author of Unix and C; he is our Grey Eminence, and King. dn => usually only a few hours behind. dnag => a bullwhip in k'tang dnb => the godfather of MacPerl dnc => David N Cutler dngor -> yeah, but oznoid => already all set up :) dngor => just this guy, you know? dngor's perl5.005 build => bigger than yours!!@ dngor, so => Abigail :) dngor:so => |SmUrF|!! :> dnrc => Dilbert's New Ruling Class dns => a major maybe tho :) dns domain 'www.infobot.org' => invalid: Host not found (authoritative). dns spoofing => lame. dns.neta.com => stonehenge's secondary? do "filename" => do => nothing like fork do a /me => something do a /who => darkc darkc do amagosa care? amagosa => a BOfH. do crack => yakkety-yak! don't do crack! do i have to use unpack or => their a match for hex? (right now using /c{8}/) do i look like a criminal => Only if being a Perl-coding, man-reading, Linux-worshiping, Mac-bashing, Bill-Loathing, ORA-buying, TMBG-listening, pencil-necked GEEK is considered a CRIME... do it whatever way => convenient. do me a favor.. check if 4.2 => suppose to run on a C10 and if there are any bios upgrades for C10. please... do su - and see if that => slow as well do that. your server => obviously missing or something. what kind of video card do you have? do the people purl => teaching know anything about programming, or unix? do the perlguts assume a u32 => wide enough to hold a pointer to function? do the wonders never cease => not from me they don't! do they realize that their who => server won't return more than 256 records by design? do what mjd? amagosa => frozen, grid.net T1's route is screwed. do whatever you feel => best, freiheit/falsch do you actually read what => written, or do you just spew forth gunk? do you actually read what => written, or do you just spew forth gunk? do you actually read what => written, or do you just spew forth gunk? do you are about: "(this => an (even) sillier) example"? do you even know where purl => staying that night? do you follow what stupid => trying to accomplish with that named closure? do you get full power, or => it some kind of emulation? do you have a line that => identical to the empty string? do you know if anyone => working on organizing the information on the bsd/os 3.1 port? do you know if it => possible to access java through perl yet? do you know if janina => in the office at the moment? do you know if there => another way of doing this? do you know if this silence => usual? do you know of one that => close to anonymous? :) Doesnt show IP#, etc. do you know what chingon-^ => talking about? do you know what tr///s => for? do you know where this string => at compile time? do you know which win32 perl => being included in windows PRK? do you know which win32 perl => being included in windows PRK? do you know why there => such a low socket limit on nt? do you like traffic lights => I like traffic lights, but only when they're green. do you mean "what => send mail in Perl on NT?" do you mean like $var = "this => $var that"; of something do you mean macbeth_ => not supposed to ask that question here? do you really feel that macos => less evil than win32? do you see what nickm => getting at? do you see why the former => silly? do you see why the former => silly? do you think it => a good enough solution to make it worthwhile writing about ? do you think kanin => porting from perl to Win32 console with out having a version of Win32 on kanin's computer? do you think panasync => violating the license of ircII (GPL? help me out here) by releasing his "alpha" binaries but refusing to release source to them? do you think that bill gates => having screaming fits of rage right now? do you think that bill gates => having screaming fits of rage right now? do you understand what it => tiny3d want to do? do you watch /who => too? do you? if the value => 1, you could avoid multiplying... do { code } => an EXPR doa => right... dob => always here dobbie => not dobbie's favorite part => $fh->cancel; # not yet implemented doc welder => exceptionally funky. doc welder => exceptionally funky. doc welder => exceptionally funky. doc welder => exceptionally funky. doc welder => exceptionally funky. doc, but there => such a thing as a free snack. It's really a matter of the project. CGI is easy enough that a retard monkey could learn it in a weekend. doc, jjohn supposes tape => better than punchcards. doc, the might. the place => HUGE doc-reader, that => ... doc_x -> there => linux for ppc, however you can ask #linux for the webpage, idon't have it on hand doc_x => always going to be home in time for taping every day. And, when Doc_X is not, Doc_X'll have the VCR programmed to tape it for Doc_X. docbook => pretty big - a rather 'design-by-committee'ed dtd originally designed for software manuals, and the like doce => the eldest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dochogie ... => that a reference to the old dude from Doc Hollywood? dochogie> nope, lc => a builtin thing dochogie> purl => thinking of tr/, not s/ docs say the problem => usually the GNU version of as and ld but bradr don't have those on the system docs, then that => YOUR problem. doctor => Doctor. doctor abba => still online if you have some problems ;) doctor thinks it => a tear of the meniscus cartilage doctorwho => in it right now and no one is helping doctrine => :se sw=4 docu- ment => one of the biggest and meanest ones that Myrmidon has ever document freq => the ratio of how many times the term appears in the doc to the number of terms in the doc (by token) documentation => all only. http://www.perl.com documentation for lcc => incredible. it's written, as the compiler is, by a frenchman. it has a lot of spelling errors, but the level of language is incredibly high. dodge viper => cute, but Ferrari F40/F50 is better, as is McLaren F1, and Porsche 911 :-) doedoe thing the problem => that print doesnt like the $var being passed as a FD doens't ring a bell. => ir a travel site? does /who => archon...Nope, it's the same guy. does a happy dance cause perl => so cool does a who => on Excession to see if it's not the tchrist in disguise... does any one know what => the problem with this? (I cant read the perldoc -f defined as it does not work) does anybody else think php/fi => does anybody know if there => a visual builder for perl-tk? does anybody know if there => a visual builder for perl-tk? does anybody know what the url => at cpan.perl.org for the perl docs? I can't find it in purl. does anybody know where => a perl mail client? does anyone in here know what => needed to write in Perl? A compiler...notepad? does anyone know how hard it => to get a green card? does anyone know if it => possible to figure out the size of a perl object (amount of memory it takes) ? does anyone know if rhapsody => 32-bit or 64-bit? ^Pudge assume 32, but ^Pudge dunno. does anyone know if there => a manual for the libwww library for Perl?? :)) does anyone know what => the range of int in perl? does anyone know what => the range of int in perl? does anyone know what the deal => with irc.ionet.net being split? does anyone know when gkhan => inserting data in an mSQL database, how the heck do gkhan get the ' character into a char() field? Is there such a thing as an SQL escape? does anyone know where there => a good site with sample perl programs? does anyone know which one => does anyone no if there => limit to the 'content_length' variable's length? does anyone think there => more interest in Embperl than there is in MacPerl? does are reserved, there => another reserved to but sky2 cant remeber it offhand does it matter that it => actually: $a{2}->{c}; (numeric for first key) ? does it mean => It means just what I say. does it not connect or what => the prob? does it stink => Just the way you like it! does it work in win95, => the question. => does not fear death, for it => a certain thing does prepare live in there, or => the .pm nothing but an AUTOLOAD bootstrap front-end? does print $self->{fh} "this => some text" work? does that mean ^pudge => a member of the humane society? does that mean hp => scalable! *grin* does that mean if there => nothing in the input buffer, will return "" ? does that mean monty python => OK now? does that mean there => something wrong deeply in sky1's line of thought? does the manpage say that $! => set? does this mean that net::ftp => not there? Can't locate Net/FTP.pm in @INC at blank line 3. does who => god.com for grins doesn't believe that kaitlin => a woman doesn't count. this => an httpd issue. doesn't gauze mean if tom => here doesn't get why 'channel' => a propery of 'nick'. doesn't know what else msie => used for doesn't know what petey => talking about, yo doesn't know what the puppy => and thinks that's best. doesn't like irix, purl => probably beginning to understand why :) doesn't matter it => simply Andrey_'s own excersise doesn't mean that nl_setn => exported... doesn't mean that nl_setn => exported... doesn't mean there => room for it here doesn't mind if petey => trolling or not doesn't post to usenet => ninja_k2's problem=[ doesn't say what os x => running on doesn't see how coolburn => a moron. doesn't see which part => psewing the undef doesn't see which part => psewing the undef doesn't sound like your error => a lib C lib problem, though. doesn't support java but => otherwise cool doesn't think a2p => in the win32 port. jjohn'll ftp the file to unix. ;) doesn't think he => rich doesn't think he => rich doesn't think it => fair to use that doesn't think purl => the problem here. doesn't think rope => trying it. doesn't think rope => trying it. doesn't think seinfeld => funny. doesn't think that => funny doesn't think the interview => a fake. doesn't understand what flesch => trying to do doesn't work ... => it different on NT ... this is maresca's first try on NT (NT is terrible by the way) doesn't work => That phrase is not permitted here. Please state WHAT it did and how that differed from what you expected. doesn't. i hear the hurd => still a pain in the ass. dog => a monkey with funny ears that barks. dogbert => dibert's dog, who is arguably smarter than dilbert dogman => a song by King's X doh rudefix => totally sorry. doherty => using all Pavilions? dohsky => not asking anyone to program the whole thing for dohsky... dohsky just wanted a hint of what to look for or someone to show dohsky.. doi => the Declaration of Independence doing a /who => on me would help you :-) doing all of them => sort of a pain, but it really fosters understanding. Then you can move on to Programming Perl, Advanced Perl Programming and the Perl Resource Kit. That should make you poor. doing it by hand => stupid doing it in a way that => easy for 'users' to follow is the hard part. doing it in two steps => less confusing to a newbie :) doing it that way => rather bad form. Use push. doing log $! => smart if you want log base e of $! doing rot13 => easy, thrase just want to see a short, very complex way which doesn't make much sense :-) doing things bytewise in perl => nearly always teh Wrong Way. doing what plato did => still an art doio.c => shortly/later doj => the savior of humanity doj's use of contumacious => nifty. dole thing => at http://www5.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/msnb/1219/265118.html dollar-sign => an appropriate symbol there :) domain name => reason.com.au but the web page currently up is a stub ;-) domain registration => profitable. You charge people $30/year for domains, you give them $15 of it, they put forth little or no effort. domain registration => profitable. You charge people $30/year for domains, you give them $15 of it, they put forth little or no effort. domain registration => profitable. You charge people $30/year for domains, you give them $15 of it, they put forth little or no effort. domino => shite for web development. web objects is shite because of IMHO Next-esque esoteric objective C crud. dominus lower mound => good for the pitcher, because it makes him closer to the plate. don => having a bit of trouble with Tk::ObjScanner. Are the arguments really: ->new(-caller => $object, [$title => "name"]) like the docs say? don't announce that purl => about to ask either don't ask billn. billn => not allowed to even touch mail (or dns) anymore don't ask stupid why, stupid => merely the messenger. don't ask...this => a stupid script for stupid users. don't be silly. computer porn => what founded human civilization don't bother, foreach => almost as effecient... don't call it w95 hardware => all don't discuss oses when there => a single authoritative cross-platform source for cron :) don't evade bans. that => frowned upon. don't forget that ? => special! don't forget that a tied hash => only key=>value don't forget that mail => a store and forward system. Mail is not necessarely delivered directly to the other side. don't forget that this => web. he'll prolly need to send the error to stdout. don't forget tom_g. tom_g => here too, you know. don't forget, amagosa => a 16 year old git^H^H^H too :-) don't get it... what exactly => it? don't get regex wrong, linux => cool. regex used it for > 2 years. regex just like FreeBSD's centralized structure much better. don't have llama => then go get llama don't have llama => then go get llama don't know if net::irc => on CPAN yet. Ask fimmtiu when he shows up. don't know the exact url. => on pathfinder someplace. http://www.bluesnews.com has a link don't know where => comes from. MURR!!!! damn don't know, => there a File::Chmod? don't know, sloejack => trying to translate awk to perl the hard way since the awk script has an error so a2p won't parse it, and Sloejack don't know awk so Sloejack is stumbling through it don't laugh. visual perl => enroute. don't mind goss, goss => slow. don't mind phuzzy... phuzzy => on codeine don't say "coming to dinner => totally up to you" don't seem to have net:pop3, => it an optional module? don't stand so close to ^pudge => um, sorry. don't start lej ... lej => irritable from using OP, lej really don't need to be reminded what a failure lej iswith lej's love life don't think so. weather => great today don't trust me, arkuat => still green in the mysteries of file locking don't understand.. what => pull in the first record from the db.. don't use grep. grep => when yo uwant to search all the elements of an array for something. don't use who => to test the validity of a domain name - use DNS queries don't worry about it, tcpkitty => good with adddiction. don't worry about it, tkil => not planning on doing that much. :) don't worry it => expected...gack don't worry, microsoft => busy adding shitty hacks at a prodigious rate don't worry, perl => brilliant. don't worry... qw[jeff] => sure some girl out there is taking ruffies right now. (that was distasteful) don't you ever worry that perl => getting boxed into a corner by compatibility concerns? don't you think 50,000 => high for an AIX? don't you think perl => kinda slow for that kind of trick? don't you think this => a little in depth? don't you think your nickname => a little ironic? don't. 95 => a server like a moped is an indy car. don, hmm, this => #perl don_ => going to write a genetic algorithm module, anyone have any suggestions for a name? don_ was thinking about Simulation::Genetic, but don_ can't think of anything Simulation::* would be used for donde es 'quam'? lej => playing silly latin games donkey voting => the only true way of registering your thoughts donna's stock => up :) dont complain.. :) ydo => new to this.. dont kick esoft, cause this => ircii. I know it kicks :) dont laugh but pronot => not a C fan pronot could probably read the switches an associate messages but the network and pager interfaces woud be beyond pronot in C. dont think the office => gonna smell so good either! hehe dont think the office => gonna smell so good either! hehe donut_'s regexp => going to search for at least two "words" separated by any number of spaces, re: "blah blah blah blah blah" donuts^h^h^h^h^h^hrhapsody, => there anything they^H^H^H^Hit can't do? doomsday clock => door => right over there, please close it behind you dope => why we have BSD and why Unix is so beautiful dope => why we have BSD and why Unix is so beautiful dorkgosa -> command parser => coming along. dorkgosa -> your self-esteem => incredible. amagosa can feel its warmth from here. dos => short for "Doofus Operating System". It is NOT a UNIX-type. or a toy dos after /who => and /dns dos attacking people => not an acceptable thing to do. dos equivalent to /dev/tty => referred to as "console Irish_2/o" or conio. Irish_2'd look at the docs that came with the perl port, and see if there's a specific module. dos welder => exceptionally funky. dos's => unadenified roadkill dosemu => a pain in the ass. dot => REMOVED from PATH even after a use lib! dot in that context => the concatenation operator. double negative => a pain. double-forking => a good anti-zombie measure doubly so since there => a veeeeeery small non-windows precense in this office and we're kinda on probation. doubts => configurable doubts her boyfriend => thrilled with the idea doubts jjohn => standing. doubts that jeff => all that popular at school doug => cool. douglas adams => See 42. dougm => supposedly still in new zealand or something dove dark chocolate => super good down every path => madness. The tricky part is picking the most fun path. down low => Too slow. down/up => all relative. *shrug* download => what i use it for. :( download link there => broken.. and can Vrokolos setup it to run in any irc server or do Vrokolos need to have perl installed in Vrokolos's pc? download! the gimp => cool. Honestly it doesn't hold a candle to Photoshop, but it's free and runs on A Real OS (tm) downloading all the errata => gonna take a while. downtown => eventually going to get other fields.. downtownn => asuming one, eth0, for the purpose of this script downtownn dunno wtf downtownn => gonna do downturn => that it's embarassing when they're longer than the other chapters. :-) doy, url => joined to +s channels dpb, a process fork => a small price to pay dpb, what => it, a wintel box? dr katz => on! yesssss. dr pepper => vile. dr who => hilited and joebloe's finger is on the button dr. hathaway, => that your real hair? dr. pepper => Tkil's poison of choice, sometimes mtn dew, sometimes tea. dr. watson => the work of a crack baby grown into a M$ programmer dr2 => rather stable dr2 for the mac => pretty stable dr3 of rhapsody (or => it DR2?) is due any day now. dr3 of rhapsody (or => it DR2?) is due any day now. dr_feelgood => Dr. Feelgood sounds like a Pontiac commercial! Give it up! dr_ferret, #perl => quite quiet this time of day anyway dr_ferret, hehe amy_ => glad Amy_ live with Amy_'s parents right now.. dr_ferret> tar => one of those old skool unix commands draft => for 12 regular position players, 6 pitchers, and 10 reserves. drag and drop => so thoroughly supported on the mac... it's great just dropping something from find file into fetch, for instance... dragon book => "Compilers: Principles, Techniques, and Tools" by Alfred Aho, Ravi Sethi, and Jeffrey Ullman dragun, there => a #perl drake_pt => sorry for you drakje => trying to make a cgi script that takes input from a text field and links to certain pages based on the input. It shouldn't be hard, right? drawing with perl/tk => pathetically simple dreaming in perl => really weird though. drew barrymore => a foxy little mynx drew1 => getting: drforr -> amagosa => hoping they have their schedule on their web site. amagosa hate wasting money and lovely trees on T.V. Guide drforr -> cmu => lagged 120 seconds from Primenet-West drforr -> what => find the date a file was last modified? drforr => OH3 (operating hacker) drforr ah... i see... who => going to allow it? drforr guess drforr => down wit' that... drforr has not a clue. drforr => just guessing from general principles. drforr his representation => too big to fit in the margin :-) drforr know that triple-des => insecure if you use 3 different keys. drforr know. actually drforr => working on a continuation of Vernor Vinge's "A Fire Upon the Deep" in DrForr's spare time. drforr know. drforr => just pointing out the tradeoffs. There's also something in EPP about prototypes being primarily for OO development. drforr see drforr => missing quite a bit... drforr the customary technique => not to paddle while the head is underwater drforr the wall => so much better than DSotM anyhow! (#floydwarz drforr think his point => that NFAs allow for more optimization than an equivalent DFA. drforr think the motorola => based on the G3 architecture. drforr tried that. drforr => not sure what his requirements are. drforr understand. drforr => telnetted into a Slowaris box from Win95 DrForr, running sirc. drforr was wondering that. cgi => not a language. It is a spec. drforr will agree that it => disturbing, however. drforr'd forgotten. drforr => still contemplating a DSL line. But DSL modems are still expensive. drforr'll do that. drforr => upgrading to RH5 tonight. drforr's 603 manual => at home, unfortunately. drforr's => good advice. drforr's big worry => about outcome-based education... drforr's brother => still trying to get his ISP to install Perl5. DrForr do most of his CGI work, and being forced to deal with Perl4 drives DrForr nuts. drforr's knowledge => more or less limited to P/C/C++/Lisp/Fortran/Eiffel/Dylan. drforr's name => Illego Montoya. You killed DrForr's family. Prepare to die. drforr's problem => that in about 15 minutes DrForr is going to have a never-ending stream of TS calls coming in from lusers who can't use our Java IRC client, and DrForr is trying to find an alternative for them. drforr's solution => drforr's word. |>rf0rr => already taken. drforr, => it on CPAN? Under ExtUtils? drforr, he => out to get everyone. typical journalist. drforr, it's what jjohn => doing now. NT->Linux->ircII drforr, jjohn => not too swift in picking up theory(I just can't do math anymore), but jjohn is going to absorb as much of this computation theory as jjohn can. Primarily, because of the conversations in here! drforr, lxluthor's company => one of few one that contracts people to work on an Unix environment drforr, ts => the perfect abbrievation for it. jjohn has to do TS very, very rarely. drforr, vanilla tcp scanning => lame and dead. drforr> => lesstiff freeware? drforr> and it => april 1st soon drforr> but debian => impressive..they were the first to have glibc etc etc drforr> depends on how cold it => and what tanning process you use. good morning btw drforr> egg mayo and rocket => vorsprung's favourite drforr> i bet purl => right I had some data::dumper related bullshit earlier on drforr> ran was on earlier he => a time waster..no offense ran drforr> the load average => just the number of jobs in the run queue if you want to hammer that use make -j onthe kernel drinking => evil :) drinks barley tea, where => that. drive => like a tape recroder. A disk is like a tape. driver => at http://www.argon.org/~roderick/test-pager driving => child's play compared to programming. driving excel via ole and perl => a very unrewarding and thankless task :-/ driving in ny => ok. driving through needles => a lot like driving through yuma. drkbish0p => attempting to stay away from the informix size databases, but the server needs to handle roughly 50-100 requests every 2-5 seconds... dront => a lucky fisherman today... ;) drools because he => envious dropping use strict => just a way of encouraging yourself in bad habits drsmoke => gone, ubertone drub, if the server => good with it's locks, it should be (I'm doing that now) drubbly => a perl hacker and gets pissed at stupid people/questions or a diabetic drubbly believe purl => a he? drubbly believe that => silliness drubbly drubbly, the port => bubbly. drubbly guess drubbly => just weird drubbly take it haircut => another irc program? drubbly think drubbly => gonna have to go with the higher-level API this time drubbly want one, where => a list of ansi controls drubbly's cgi => clean ;-) drubbly's dad => 38 drubbly's girl friend => gonna be pissed Drubbly is on the phone when she tries to call Drubbly drubbly's goal => to teach purl atleast one Star Wars/Trek character a day drubbly, bgp => a big deal. drubbly, cb34 => sure you can do: use lib '/home/mylibs/'; drubbly, drubbly, the oil => hot and bubbly. drubbly, it's msql - and there => something in the database, 286 rows, and as nigel said before, $days=sth->numrows returns 286 after the select. drubbly, say the text => "banana" i want to eval the b then the a then the n etc.... drubbly, what routine => referencing it? drudge => loving all this. drums => quite an interesting experience drunk => a bit surprosed, but gets up and staggers out the door grumbling to himself... drunk baby => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~msiegler/movie/bdrunk.avi drunkmonk => very... oh, how do you say... drunkmonk => very... oh, how do you say... drunkmonk => very... oh, how do you say... drunkmonk => very... oh, how do you say... drunkmonk => very... oh, how do you say... ds => your friend then ds1 => clearchannel 24 DS0's ds3 = digital signal 3 which => a digital version of the analog T3 ds9 => hampered by the really bad relationship subplots they keep trying to throw in. ds9, it => a quality show. dsc => skrewed tighter then a mormon girl's pootang.. dselect => easy dselect replacement => diety, Cuberoot though. dsn => the data source name dss => hardware that allows two different services, USSB and DirecTV dsssl => based on scheme, so getting it to do things isn't typically a problem (modulo programming skills) or a scheme-based language used for rendering and transforming sgml goo or not useful enough dst => in the summer, not the winter. dt) => a handy one.. delete up to next ) dthwork, what => the actual bless line? dtranslation from c to perl => trivial, or maybe even the identity transformation. du --summarize ~alias => taking a long time dual booting => a PITA. Fallout23 was dual'ing 95 w/ Linux. Esp when you like to work in photoshop while online reading mail or something. dual motherboard lemur want => down to 827 with two 233's. dual-booting => a viable option, Stupid. ducks but because he => afraid of the uzi duct tape => Perl is the duct tape of the Internet. See http://www.webdeveloper.com/spring96/duke.html or Hassan Schroeder of Sun said so. dude => multigender :) dude, all crimethnk has => LocalTalk right now. dude, billn => not JUST shitting you dude, decaf => your friend. dude, fmh's portfolio => up 25% in less than a month. dude, school => a game, and you ahve to play by their rules to win dude, school => a game, and you ahve to play by their rules to win dude, this => crazy dude, to get ill => good. to be illin' is bad. what up wit you? dudley doright => worth two of your tanks! due to time contraints this => how the code works. duff => perljam dugan => not very familiar with that so please bear with dugan duh, it => a duo. duh, what => pad a number with leading zeros with printf? duh. amagosa => typing fnctl. Someone smack amagosa. duh. crimethnk => going back to sleep. crimethnk read that as INC. duh. their who => servers are crap, they can't have people actually using them now can they? duke nukem => a gameboy now? man, jjohn remember Duke jjohn... duke3d => a bloodbath with 4 players on a small level duluth => decent looking, but dead. St Paul has something to be said for it. Green Bay probably doesn't. dumb => the word dumb bot => not answering .help dumb bot must be deaf => $who: no, i'm not, i'm just ignoring you. dumb dumb ... bass => dumb dumb newbie question: => \t = tab ? such as print "this field \t that field\n" dumb question , => there a Perl Y2K compliant date library? dumb question: => ^= "xor=" ? This is the first time _saboo_ has ever used bitmath in real life. (Just give _saboo_ a good regex or kill _saboo_.) dumb question: what => delete a key from a hash? dumbass => what \mjd call someone when they don't listen to the answer to the question they asked. dumber than purl => dumbing down of programming => at http://www.salon1999.com/21st/feature/ dump => create an immediate core dump or something done in private in the smallest room of purl's house or something that requires accompanyment of a reader's digest dumping [petey's dns cache => futile if I'm just going to pull the same bogus data from the authoritative NS's dumping fortunes into hardware => exactly what Sun wants you to do. dumpvar.pl => pristine dune => cool dunno about that but mrsolo => ready for some actions dunno if shmeagol => explaining Shmeagol well dunno if that => right. Just what Excession think would work dunno what that => in cents dunno what the symbol => in Perl, but it's & in C dunno where chil_'s k&r => anymore dunno where chil_'s k&r => anymore dunno's isp => bogus, does anyone know where dunno can hire a professional to install perl for dunno? dunno, nickm's camel book => in the office dunno, sloejack => not an internals person dunno, that "fi" at the end => just.. indescribable dunno, what module => it? :) put the "use vars" in the module itself, if you must. dunno. "doob" => the only op dunno. "doob" => the only op dunno. "doob" => the only op dunno. "doob" => the only op dunno. "doob" => the only op dunno. perljam => using 5.004_04 built under linux, what are you using? dunno. stupid => just curious to see what's open. 0 to 2000 Stupid guess. Whatever the usual is. dunno. stupid_ => kinda guessing. Stupid_ just examined a $sth reference, noticed it was blessed to DBI::st and assumed that's what Stupid_ should use. duogon> your distribution => called 'momz'???? dup => "<&$handle" dup2() => hardly equivalent to FILE * a,b; a=b dupa => polish for arse duppies => lala dur, x-files => on. duration => start to end, remainder is "here" to end. durn it. news server => down. durn it... how => 7-11 listed there? durn needle => bent over again. durn. gnat => now the gnu-ada name! dust in the wind, all we are => dust in the wind ... dvnrad => trying to find the perl interpreter on dvnrad's web-host via telnet dvorak => at http://www.dvorakint.org/ dvorak layout => nice - if I didn't have to use so many different keyboard, I'd probably go back to it dvorak, the keyboard guy => different from John C. Dvorak, the computer columnist. dw, foreach (@data) {s/x/y/g} => the same as foreach $var (@data) {$var =~ s/x/y/g} dw][ => not certain... DW][ has not downloaded yet, but was thinking about it dwammit! what => deref a code ref with an argument? Perl no likee $value = &{ handler{$format} }($data) dwayne => using perl 4.0 dwenlar => not using "use strict" dwim => the Do What *I* Mean module, new for perl! dwim module => in development. dwnwrd => just some *OTHER* guy dwpd => Looking For Someone Who Is Really Good With Perl Scripting... Msg DwpD... DwpD isOffering A T3 No Quota Legit Shell Account... dy => the plain ol' derivative of y dyang => pretty fluent in C/C++ and pascal dying with a message => what Tkil mean. dymes => having a difficult time finding information in the fac's on using arguements with your perl program. dynamix => probably just stupid, but Dynamix looked all over the FAQ, and still don't know how to delete a specific value from a list dynax> %x => hex :) dynax> %x => hex :) dysan => actually doing this in C++, but no one else on the net seems t oknow what sendmail is, even.. dyslexic => I am dyslexic of borg. Your ass will be laminated. dzeni => really beginner..well..i am not even beginner :))hehe.. e => 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572 or transcendental or the existence file test operator or one of the cooler cable channels e itself => < 100K binary. You have your imlib linkages of course. e itself => < 100K binary. You have your imlib linkages of course. e! stern show => cheese incarnate e! stern show => cheese incarnate e"fc => on now right e* => not very good right now e**(pi*i) => negative 1 e-commerce => a glorified way of saying "Web-design with an emphasis on selling stuff online" e-mail => antiquated already. e.g. $s =~ sfoo#bar; => legal, but you don't know that until the parser. (or something like that.) e.g. tkil think this => legal: "smith, bob" e.root-servers.net => in NASA, how they going to take thtat oout? e0 => appended to the final sequence number from scalar dot-dot e1 => larger than T1... e3 => at http://www.e3expo.com e3-konami.jpg => way the hell too big. e:fc => messing with [petey's head each => retrieve the next key/value pair from a hash each column => separated by a tab. and columns are of variable length each entry => : 0:0:c:46:28:50 -> 206.73.48.17 (for example) each file => only 4K. each line => ok, the extra spaces are appearing at the end of the file each line of file => a hostname each line on the config => like: title|content each month => about 2MB compressed. (or is that 20MB?) not nearly as bad as linux-kernel, but a solid 50 messages/day. each mountain => a Stone Buddha each of them as it => gobbles up enough resources already each one => differenet each record size => limited to 1k and the camel book says the size can be modified but doesn't specify how.. each require => processed as sees, but it will check if the file was already required. each screen => one inch square, with greater pixel density than large screen monitors each time the master file => changed. Note that the each time thorugh the loop $_ => the current line. each() => each() => eah. your ping reply => empty :) eamil => the best way of contacting me. eanim => a new animation format player that does 15 fps on mandrake's PC in the root window at 1152x900 without taking too much CPU earliest => relative. early beethoven => classical, but it's hard to call late Beethoven that. early genesis => funky. earth => one of the bent worlds, according to C.S. Lewis or mostly hopeless earthlink => a fun company to work for. earthlink's engineering dept => really incredible ease of distribution => the correct reason. easier way => use FileHandle; STDOUT->autoflush(1); STDERR->autoflush(1); easier way to get that => $END = "r"; easiest => if they already suspect that it might be you... :-) easiest solution => simply not to accept a job at an all M$ shop. easiest way => to generate the file handle with the FileHandle (or IO::* equivalent). easiest way to avoid debugging => not to put bugs in. :) easiset way => to bea prgrammer east => west east timor, => the youngest province to integrate to Indonesia easter => not a holiday eastern oregon => beautiful (baker city) easth => mostly hopeless easy => a relative term easy q i think: what => get the size of a variable? i.e. $test="test" so I want the value 4 or 5 (if it includes a null at the end) easy question: what => the correct syntax for running a basic perl script? easy stuff => easier to come up with. easy. p5p => never able to agree on anything, but the most trivial things. Sooner or later someone will call for Larry. eat deaner => tastes like chicken! eat oznoid => bit \me eat q[merlyn]'s shorts => well, up YOURS! eating beans => tiresome to njt. eating before you sleep => not a good idea if purl is concerned about weight retention. eating carrats => supposed to be good you your eye sight... -:) eats a hot cross bun. (what => a hot cross bun?) ebay => goofy. ebonics => something that separates europe and africa or a sordid book by l. ron hubbard. ec603e 200mhz => $21 bucks in quantities of 10,000 ece converter => the UltraSecret device in Hammburg Hall at CMU that converts all the cute women at CMU to asian men in the fall, then back again in the spring. ecgs => a fairly new compiler. echo "wtf => sending those bloody SIGTERMs to crab's process!?" > foo; wall foo echo * => a great subst for ls echo => a neat editor if you only have a root partition. eckart => supposed to use bidirection IO, so .... eckart, it => a module on CPAN. eckart.e. what => NET::Telnet? :) ecmascript => the name given to it for submission as a standard to the W3C or one of those organizations. economic action => always social action. economics => such bullsh1t anyway ecstatic => probably more appropriate. ed => screwy sometimes. ed holomorph => afraid holomorph is not up to it ... holomorph is not well read on sockets. ed peschko => a clueless person who blathers endlessly about things he doesn't understand in order to affect change. ed's book => called "perl 5 complete"? eddienull => downloading all the docs now, just trying to help some help in the meantime edge => alive again. :) edi => the biggest frickin' nasty kludge imaginable. edit the make file, there => alot to play with in it editing => much harder than writing. any fool can write. the real work is in fixing what the fool writes :) poor tom knows that -- he had to butcher six or seven of njt's draft chapters :) editor => an editor.. you dont need specialised instances of editors. it just seems silly to me. edlin => a dos thing. Nothing to do with vi that \mjd know of. edo => faster than standard SIMM's. Does your MB not support EDO? edt => EST + daylight saving edt that => :) education => education is a crock! or about the community of people around you education in quebec => on the cusp... in a year or 3 it will be to late education in quebec => on the cusp... in a year or 3 it will be to late education in the states => way past that point edwardsville => about exit 119, same exit you take to get to Greenville / Highlander Pointe. edwdig => a banger of goats eeeeeeeew => right eeeeeeeew => right eeeek! our director of tech => off to Oracle for "training". Stupid fear for his soul. eeeek! term::gnuplot => too low level! Something better? eeeewww! tkil => getting intimate with something that lej has been intimate with? eeek! stupid => not op'd either. eeek! why => Stupid using 81megs of swap?? eeek. stupid => frightened to know what Tie::DBI does. eeew. purl => dead? eek :) and inspire => used to using $x , $y etc :) eek! tv => eek. => it spring already? eek. this => twice in like 4 hours that Tkil's patch would have helped someone. hm... eek. tkil's only problem => that i've been up since 3a (about 20 hours at this point). eep => the sound of a small mouse or a proggie to edit .newsrc files or a chirpy greeting noise and it's usually Tkil's fault. eep lej. i see you see who => queries. :) eep, amagosa's spelling => getting scary. eevil. rtf => lame as well eew, someone => polluting your root namespace, stupid_ eew. => that a soft reference Tkil see? eew. tkil => deeply sorry. what is the forlorn occasion? effeciency => in the eye of the programmer. effect => a noun, you got it right the second time. effect of cocaine => markedly different than the effect of marijuana effective => addison wesley effective => addison wesley effective perl => 'effective perl programming' by joebloe effective perl programming => essentially 50 short papers on how to write "idiomatic" perl. efficiency => not the reason to do it. Who told you it was for efficieny? efnet #perl => quiet on the first night of pesach efnet => nut tonight! efnet.telstra => having fun eg => Egypt eg, "this => a test" can be converted to "this-is-a-test" or "thisiatest" egads! what => this today? The Food and Food Storage Container Network? egads, gbacon's room => perilously close to clean :-) egads. no wonder fimmtiu => lagging like crazy there. egcs => supposedly a better GCC, and at http://egcs.cygnus.com/ egcs-1.0.1 => already hear. egec, what page => the code on? egec> your perl => broken then, what version is it? egg => not a fruit. eggdrop => at ftp://ftp.sodre.net/pub/eggdrop/ or at ftp://ftp.telluric.com/pub/eggdrop/ or at http://www.valuserve.com/~robey/eggdrop/ or at http://www.chinesetakeout.com/soup eggdrop source => ugly enough as it is. I don't know enough C to add Perl, so I'll just keep working on toastDrop, which will be useful, and will piss Beldin off best of all (= eggplant => still bugging nintendo to write Mari/OS (N/UX?) for the N64. eggplant boy => either stupid or entertaining. Or both. eggplant hope eggplant => not surrounded by dour, bitter naysayers. eggplant, wraithx => using .= but that is changing the original variable egrep's regex flavor => kind of similar to perls... and it's programed in C. eh => something said by canadians. or something said by swedes or something said by people with shit in their ears eh purl => seen purl eh purl? => seen purl eh, what the heck => that, bob? B) eh, yeah. but gdbm => SUPPOSED to take care of the locking for me. eh. billn => not too keen on THAT. eh. net::irc => an irc client in perl, Shayde take it? eh? ama's birthday => thursday? eh? what => figure out if Stupid is using MetroX or what? eh? who else => going to use perl??? eheh isdn => TO fast eheh optk---- => getting the impression pop3 iface with mail would work alot better with a java applet stupid eheh tcl => easier to mix and match C with.. ehgad, the spelling => getting bad. ehh. tuck_ => going to bed now, thanks for the help ehhe perl => soooo similar with C ehlo => l33t3r than HELO eide => not that bad. FearGod's eide machine beats the living poop out of the ultra-scsi at work... eiffel => a mountain (well, hill) range in Germany. And a tower in Paris. eightbit -> exit() => your friend. eightbit -> generally, goto => bad. eima pronoiced amagosa => A eir => either 15 => either => correct either franklin => trying to print the wrong part, or franklin's ADDRTYPE is wrong - franklin can't find a reference on ADDRTYPE either mod_perl or fastcgi => the standard solution to this problem. mod_perl loads the CGI script into the server, FastCGI runs it as a stand-alone daemon essentially. either nocarrier => lagging, or koheni is blind. either one => scary. either one of those => distinctive enough that it can define all logic either ppc => going to make a comeback, or someone's been stuffing the ballot box at slashdot. either sin or sti (sti => better, because sto and ste follow, while sou and ser are less appealing, unless you speak French :) either that or her datestamp => screwed and starmedia's mail is slow either that or if(@aray_name) => what is needed either that or rmdir => just picky. either that, or tkil => getting paranoid. hm... either the lag => really bad or no one cares about the book and human-dolphin sex :-) either the z => in the original string and isn't being replaced, or the convert hash has 'em. either way => a street running from south to north. Or the other way around. ekim => about 3.215 on the lameness scale eko => not near eko's camel book....I want to iterate through a list of files.... such as *.html....I forgot how.... el nino => kicking the crap outta us el torito => next door. elain => the kind of person who'd throw a guy's jacket out the window... election process => totally screwed up. electra => on max. electric => estimated, they'll come read the meter of you house. electric company => elegance => overrated :) element of light => a classic. eleves.ens.fr => an inherently interesting domain name elezar, hey, kjj => the IMAP expert in the house elezar, hey, kjj => the IMAP expert in the house elezar, you say b foo_bar => breaking the first time the sub is called, but not breaking for subsequent calls? elf => a net.fellow eli the bearded really => bearded. elisp => neat. eliteness => a state of mind, and that's where k00lt4wlK needs to stay :) eliza => at http://www.stonehenge.com/cgi/eliza2 or at http://www.stonehenge.com/cgi/eliza or your mom eliza bot code => there. elkay => a barrel of laffs elkay assume everyone else => having as much fun reading the Mozilla source as Elkay elkay guess the problem => that Elkay don't understand the extract method. elkay guess what it needs => something like mod_perl, where perl can step in at the various stages of whatever Netscape does elkay has a feeling that elkay => about to find that DB_File is responsible for Elkay's entire wasted day. elkay's => not as awful. elkay's favorite weird al song => "I'll be Mellow when Elkay is Dead", 'cause Elkay like the attitude. elkay's file => called ConfigEncode.pm, remember. elkay's file => called ConfigEncode.pm, remember. elkay's noc => too cold elkay's tv => telling me that I could use a holiday in Australia elkay's x => very inactive elkay, that => asymptotically axiomatic elkay, that => asymptotically axiomatic elkay, where? long island => only $17/mo. for ISDN?? elkay_'s idiot sense => tingling ella => a better scatter@! ellen => the lost hanson or cancelled ellison => sort of evil too, isn't he. ;) elm => the *nix mailreader I don't know how to use :) elm works, but => very bland. eln:that 51mb log => now a meer hey! elnmon -> amagosa => getting rid of the ones from Mar03 elnmon -> no amagosa => not. elron => lurking for a reason elsanto => trying to do similar to while(<>) { &somfunc()} else your perl => busted. elseif => not pronounced "else" + "if" by those who read. elsif ($blah != 1) { => elsif => something like else. :) elvis => everywhere. elvis costello => ^Pudge's hero. elwood => played by Jimmy Stewart in _Harvey_ em => him or her with indefinite gender or http://www.lumina.net/OLD/gfp/ emacs => a programmable user interface, for which many applications have been written or an operating system that some people prefer to un*x or sucks at paintball or the devil emacs also => a text editor built-in, somewhere in the corner! emacs backwards => SCAM... the e stands for evil emacs diary => handy for that. emacs says "no news => horrible news" hehe emacs vm => nice, but it needs a list-of-folders mode emacs vm-mail => something I haven't played with yet. emacs+perl. there => a module. email => a wonderful thing for people whose role in life is to be on or something that induces a severe low-pressure zone or simply suckage emascs => still better. emaurice => 25 embedding perl in html => not cool... programmerless html artists fear complicated programmer code embiggen => a perfectly cromulent word embperl => an odd package anyway. :) embperl under mod_perl => -fast-. :-) I'm not knocking PHP, don't get me wrong, I just much prefer perl. :-) emc symmetrix => mind-numbingly fast emhdoctor => going to recompile perl without using Dynamic Loading... emory => employment => a matter of conscience. empress => cool because it has a small memory footprint. like 2M or something, no matter how large the transaction. empty hash => not a 0 length file. Having one there does cause this error. empty hash => not a 0 length file. Having one there does cause this error. empty hash => not a 0 length file. Having one there does cause this error. empty list => already false in boolean contexts, is it not? empty map => a happy map, if you will empty string => the empty string. emself => himself or herself with indefinite gender or http://www.lumina.net/OLD/gfp/ emyankwon => getting rather tiring rather quickly emyrald => using the sarathy port en => doing opera music at the berliner opera these days encoding audio => always slower then decoding it.. encoding process => much more complex than the decoding process. encourate => to encourage someone, with a bowl of petunias falling from several thousand feet somehow involved in the situation encrypted message => a product of the message, a private key, and a public key... encrypted password => what iv is trying to generate. encryption => best left to the folks that don't need to ask for assistance end => near! Repent! end block => where, in foo.pm? end of /who => list. end of the xsub => not working either: RETVAL = (I32)Put((int *)abin); returns -1, end point => "END POINT 1" endgrent => be done using group file endhostent => be done using hosts file ending with a preposition => fine. endl => C++ shorthand for "\n" on a iostream. endprotoent => be done using protocols file endpwent => be done using passwd file endservent => be done using services file enforced privacy => fine. It's just that Ed doesn't understand Perl. engine => in the front engine behind sam => kewl engineer => engineering => in a seperate building from the rest of the company (with a few exceptions) england => pretty good in hockey. Real hockey that is, not that wrestling on skates. english => literate. english isu => complete! english produced ipa's. that => NOT a weak beer. It is a soapy beer. english produced ipa's. that => NOT a weak beer. It is a soapy beer. english produced ipa's. that => NOT a weak beer. It is a soapy beer. english royal family => a lot worse then any whitehoues affair english.pm => evil. english? wtf => that? englishman's clue what uri => talking about. enki_ => not passing it on to others enkidu => savaging it too, but `Mars Attacks' was more interesting this afternoon. enkidu's mind => too finely split already. enkidu's spelling => fine. It's Enkidu's typing that's inconsistent. enlightement => lacking in functionality.. all the useful things seem like they were added as an afterthought enlighten this lamer => http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html enlightened drubbly => sure enlightenment => a window manager for X. http://www.enlightenment.org or highly customizable or written by mandrake and rasterman or a bloated pig, but so is the Death Star. enlightment => mighty purdy but useless in rudefix's opinion enlightment => mighty purdy but useless in rudefix's opinion enlightment => mighty purdy but useless in rudefix's opinion enotrebu => french for ubertone enough => Eight is Enough. enough fitz => over it *L* enrupturement => comming! enslaver => using getpwent, thats not the trouble Enslaver is having entikon_ => canadian entire *point* of arrays => that they give random access to their elements in constant time. entire bay area => silicon.pm :) entire macperl book => online in HTML for your browsing pleasure. entire perl dist => <2.5MB. from http://www.perl.com. click the little button that says "download" entire point => to recompile your kernel, to see if that massive compile triggers bugs! entire point of getopts => that it sucks off the option args and *leaves the rest* entire point of it => to do an atomic sysopen on a certain dot file to check for file locking. entire premise behind prk => dubious entire site => full of docuemntation entire way to avoid suicide => to realize that even if you think you are worthless, to realize that others disagree. more points of view. entrance to the room => from a narrow corridor. enum => a number that runs on electricty enum.pm => http://www.holdit.com/~bah/enum.pm envirnoment => hosed environment => found in %ENV - see perlvar environment canada => retiring 5 machines because of that thing. environmental => Nooooo! The word is "environment". environmental lobby => environmental lobby => envy => good enya => of clannad, no? eof => test a filehandle for its end eol indicator => often two chars long, so an single char cannot be a generic eol indicator eol situation => a pain in ^Pudge's ass. eom => often used as an arbitrary text token eoni.com => not a very reliable connection. ep => going to kill someone! ep's programming perl book => MIA! ep0 => looking for the lib-net module, couldn't find it on CPAN, where can ep0 grab a copy of it? ep_ => currently looking at: http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/manual/html/pod/perlfaq5.html eperl => Apache::ePerl or http://www.engelschall.com/sw/eperl/ or Fast, embedded Perl in HTML (server side) epesh => trying not to expose himself as a idiot, by reading the FAQ epesh/m sorry epesh => so stupid wrt perl, Epesh really is.. Epesh just need this now and Epesh is only learning perl. epic => the best irc client (; epilogue => worth raving about. eplus mandrake => going to put up on mandrake's server in a bit will use imlib 1.0+ epo-man => really Homer Simpson. epoch => January 1st, 1970 ... $time = localtime as Sloejack suggested will work correctly for your purposes epp => ``Effective Perl Programming,'' at http://www.effectiveperl.com/ or from Addison-Wesley. epp errata => extremely small. :) epp foreword => at http://www.effectiveperl.com/foreword.html epp isn't in perlmod, => it? epsilon => ... that end thingy, right? eq => rougher. :) equal => 0 in strcmp equal in perl => = or eq er looking for that => (c: er purl => a bot er riff => mountain range N Morocco on the Mediterranean er sorry this => with in a open(); while(<>){ loop er where => `re ^Pudge' er, $$ => not a dereference when it's on its own. er, '==' => a numeric comparison, no? er, => doing er, a local pbs station => replaying those episodes of Nova, rather er, and => there a perltaint? er, cgi => not a language. It's a specification. er, cool, that => er, duh. file::basename => better er, it is. because hackworth => a character in a book, the diamond age, by neal stephenson er, merlyn => a good software designer PerlJam mean... er, now perljam => confused.... $h{'foo'} is too long, but $h::foo isn't? er, okay, so what => de-op myself in ircII? er, perl => cgi?! er, purl: forget who => crab er, q mark => me, not regex. :) er, read the docs. perl => [essentially] an interpreted language, so no compilation necessary. er, s/\d+//g; \d => "everything that's not a digit" er, what => vb's left? er, when 5.005 => done, murr will work on MacPerl 5.x.xr5. er, where => 'web challenged'. er, yeah, but yours => correct :-) erally => a typo for `really', purl stupid asshole. erf, nt alone => probably getting your machine to swap! :) erg! jeffp => freaking OUT! erg! qw[jeff] => screwed. erg! stupid_ => so close to getting ELKS working. Damn. erg! what => qw[jeff] doing wrong? erg. caezar => on win32 at work, no chance ergo, \lembit's proggie => doing something bad. eric => the guy who wrote sendmail or a Guild Steersman in _Dune_Messiah_ eric raymond => throwing one in Philadelphia: http://www.mozilla.org/party/details.html eric's aim => spot on but he overshoots the target erk, freebsd => nice and stable. erk, linux => nice and stable erk. great. perl => running happily, but 'perl -d' segfaults consistently when Sys::Syslog tries to 'require syslog.ph;' erm gui using tk => one thing erm this => not #cgi erm, => it true Microsoft bought perl? heh. erm, maybe johnpc's audio => slightly screwed. but JohnPC do have a working /dev/audio erm, purl => matchin one or more |s, which might not be what you want erm, purl => matchin one or more |s, which might not be what you want erm, purl => matchin one or more |s, which might not be what you want erm, this => IRC, not quake :P erm. "a guru => somebody who can RTFM" happybob's little bro sead that. I think he's pretty close to right. :) erm. what => TSE32? err ... thrase => not rebooting into winblows just to run some crappy application specific obfuscated program you wrote err 0 => a root rather. err => there supposed to be a difference between &{@a[0,1]} and &{@a[0,1]} ? err hmm yes he => :-|'' err mine => a pronunciatin clue err mmm never mind.. davide => still not tracking, Davide think it's time to eat some food err sun's pay for it compile => quite good err who => having an argument ? err, constants => a misnomer in such cases. err, penth => no more err, that => to say, it doesn't print the history of the current user. err, waht => the latest version of perl? err, wait. this => FreeBSD 2.2.6 err, where => if acf change it to ==? err, yes, if that => possible errata => on joebloe's web site errata for app => big errata to that book => legendary ;) errlist => a hash of hashes tho errno 28 => "No space left on device". You said so yourself. errno => very often a #define of a function call error 500 => not a perl error error => 'Socket: protocol not supported' error code => in $@ and the text would be in @! after an eval... is that right? error detection => easier \mjd's way. error handling => good. Functions that can bork you in void context are bad. error message => "User Error: Hire a *REAL* programmer next time" error msg => going to stderr from the "cp " errr, the last one => a setuid exploit. The rest are buffer overflow. esc => in wrong place, tilde is in wrong place, pipe, backslash, all wrong. :) escalator => NOT a box escape => c[, no? escape character => '^]'. escape velocity overdrive => out, with a universe five times the size of the original version. esch, the uunet t1 => loosing packets at the T3 hop from Louisville to Indy :( esch, this pcs guy => a clubie. esch, www traffic => stable at about 135 simultanious connections. Scary. Yes tkil you are here. esch. grid.net => having some not so minor problems. escpecially if bill gates => standing next to you eskimo => actually an offensive word to the Inuit. esp as tkil => moving to boulder in the next < 3wks, most likely. especially \w => wrong since it excludes dots especially before it => finished. especially if it => contrary to tc's opinion especially if she => not cooperative about volunteering information especially sad thing => that i'm in charge of software for the department that executes short sales. does that suck or what? especially since ^pudge => not up to speed on Apache. ^Pudge estimate at least a week of getting it going. especially since sun => totally commited to Java especially since upgrading => *free*. especially when everything => black especially when mod_perl => taken into consideration. espically if devstderr => going ($cows) = split(/ /, $_); espipe fildes => associated with a pipe, socket, or FIFO. espresso machine => a Model 2. esprsoman's nick => eleet esr => Eric S. Raymond, a hacker essential sys admin => about the only one nature really tried to read cover to cover essentially habeeb => asking if there's a more efficient way than system "cp sdfkljsdf sdfkljsdf" eterm => enlightened. ethan hawke => such a babe. ethernet to a t1 => the way to go (; etiquette => undefined etla => Extended Three Letter Acronym or Eighty-Three Letter Acronym or exceptionally timeless late afternoon etymology of props => a very good question, actually etymology of tr => not a FAQ, afaik eu => interested in US. eudora 4 => supposed to be the hot new stuff eudora => eudora pro => the only email program I've ever thought was worth any money. eudora pro => the only email program I've ever thought was worth any money. eugene => a three hour drive fromhere. eugene hasenfus => rumored to have had several keys of hash eugenics => about bleaching the gene pool euidl => neat too euphoria => still working euro-pop music => "real" music. Stupid_ don't aggree, but at least its better than most american shit. europe => a one-hit wonder ("The Final Countdown") european community => much more haphazard euthanasia => more like it eval "" => sick. eval {} is just fine. eval => catch exceptions or compile code eval block => an expression, so you need a trailing semicolon. eval in that sense => a try catch thing... the other sense evaluates perlcode in a string. eval string => both compile-time and run-time exception trapping. eval block is only run-time, not compile time. eval ver => free eval { # check who => } if ($@) { # Net::who is fucked up } eval {} => eval {} if($@) {} => the equivalent of try {} catch {} in other languages. eval {} if($@) {} => the equivalent of try {} catch {} in other languages. eval() => our friend eval/die => just fine. evan => a big freak evangelo's faq => mega out of date even "esc" => lowercase. even *i* => not so pathetic as to use yahoo to find a date. even 0x146 & 0x02 => 0x02, no? even 18-22 => pretty cool - that, plus a libretto running linux... even 30%/year => outstanding for a consulting practice. even 4.5kb/sec => faster than analog modem even 56 bit ssl => CPU intensive when you have hundreds of people on the site at any given moment. even a close => no guaranty of disk write in some cases (cahcing) even a limited portscan => likely to set off bells&whistles faster than digging in dns, and then you can limit the portscan even more. even after the cgi => closed down! even an automobile => an novice hostile system even at 11 => this morning ;) even better => /b(\w+)\b.*\b\1\b/ even brazil => joining the "let's scrutenize M$" game even brazil => joining the "let's scrutenize M$" game even if $socket->fileno() => defined, and @mode is defined, $mode[$socket->fileno()] might not be. even if each time you load it => in a different namespace? even if it => a bit whacked :) even if localized, $0 => in main. even if megster => using a w95 machine? even if ora => the bucks behind it even if that => a file that is *exactly* a *wrong* answer. even if the price to pay => a halting problem even if their page layout => painful to behold. even if there => a specific rule to increasing n (i.e. only double n, not n+1) even if winkola => invisible. even irc => not safe from porn spam eh. even ircii admits that it => bloatware even just ssp => +/- 340 ns if you have ephemeris. even mild annoyance => *too much* even more amazing => how much people who aren't cut out for it are often paid even native float => too slow even netbsd. whatever unix => unix. even nowadays.com => taken even perl's => not that great even pirch => cooler if you must irc from windoze even sendmail.m4 => proof of that. :) even something as basic as ^to => even sort in scalar => undef even sparciq's medium => cheaper even speaking of the aleph => dangerous. even speaking of the aleph => dangerous. even suburbia => under attack / they're all buying handguns, trying to fight back / there's a viglante picnic in the cul-de-sac / stop the world i wanna get off! even that => too much, in all seriousness even the beta => better then 95 even the errata => wrong. even the reg fee => a little pricey even tho spong-server => in the ps list even though $a => undef each time. even though irc-w.primenet.com => one the interfaces on irc.primenet.com, the response is better - maybe the interfaces I was coming in on is fuxored even though it => "" even though perldsc => a little loose with that even though their chip => pretty nice :> even though winkola => Winkola? even though? cgi => best done in perl, for the most part. even to get it to, ahem, html => a bitch even weirder => the fact that it's nearly always digital underneath again. ;) even when there => a reference, if you are of a mind to not trust/belive it you will go with instinct even while ("anything arkuat => interested in is still going on"){} even with modules, linux => still monolithic? even with modules, linux => still monolithic? event => case sensitive too. I should fix that. eventually lej => going to have to stop riling against it, and do it eventually, one or two of them => worth a lot of money. eventually. 2.1.99pre3 => current isn't it? :) ever notice that #perl => often Internet Relay Write? every action => probably an autocommit every article => like 'here is what Reza do at work, and here is a bit of perl' every bloody thing => a filehandle. every case => contrary to your point :) every channel => #hotsex when I'm there every episode => either Seven of Nine vs the captain, or the holodeck takes over the ship, or they go to war with an alien species every file descriptor => (in the underlying implementation) a number every fish => sacred.. every fish is good.. o/~ every jvm and jit out there => better than Netscape's ... why bother? every line => every lowercase letter => in this set, except for `o'! every nerd for 60 miles => right across the street every occurence of it => written as Perl. every part => essential. :) every perl code which => not your own (mine own) is hell to read usually. every program => dependent on something. Perl just happens to be dependent on something very visible. What happens if Stupid_ tried to run a web server and didn't have libsocket.so??? every rational person knows vi => every register => slightly different! every second entry => undef, try join() @chunks or so every standard perl module => conspiring today to drive fimmtiu into a homicidal rage. every time tcl => upgraded they break every university => guilty of this lejj every win => a plus-up everyauction => what it is called. It is freeware. everybody => talking about teenagers and guns in school... But personally, I'm fine. everybody => talking about teenagers and guns in school... But personally, I'm fine. everybody knows that the boat => sinking everybook => out of date by the time its finished everyhting you say => not entertaining. everyone => asleep everyone's scared that [petey => leaving. everyone, this => morrisq (oren), and he's addicted to Perl everysoft -> aix => kewl. everysoft -> aix => kewl. everysoft -> aix => kewl. everysoft => a perl programming company started by a perl guru who ants to program perl for a living. The web site is http://www.everysoft.com/ everysoft, um what => do that? everysoft.com => so lame.... everythign else => local small town stuff. everything => analogous. GDBM_File just provides a thin wrapper around the C calls. everything after boomers => X. everything after the i4 => Adriel everything else => the same. everything except eudora => either paid for or free. everything good => available compiled, but it's the principle everything here => slowed to a halt everything i say => a lie. everything in /etc/crontab => set to run at 1, 2 or 3 is. everything in a file that => "rangerps" everything in college => vague, save Discrete Math everything in posix.pm => supposed to be portable (= everything not forbidden => allowed. everything on it => free on the web everything over 2400 baud => compressed, IIRC. everything over 4 line => big. And a huge program is 32 lines. everything past track 1 => audio. CHEESY audio. everything purl => doing looks fine, i have almost the same script which works fine everything purl => doing looks fine, i have almost the same script which works fine everything that's in libwin32 => in GURU's. everything there => expensive, I hear. everything tkil just said => clearly explained in "perlref". everything useful for nt => an addon everything you know => wrong is good ... a bit overdone, IMO, but great flow, great lyrics everything you're looking for => everywher => like that... get used to it evidence => not the same as testimony, Fluff. evidence of that => lacking! :-) evidently, crab's grin => deadly. evil => in the hearts of every IS manager who said "Let's synergize with WindowsNT." or su on the end of a pipe or lurking under the melon-stained tarps at a Gallagher concert evil because it => meaningless. you cannot control internal representation of real numbers by playing with sprintf evil empire => Microsoft, a monopoly dedicated to the propagation of shitty software and ruthless control. evil it => amen! evil mainframe => being slower than Tkil thought. evil one => bill gates, dark master of the evil empire. evilsolo => evil. He made nocarrier say that. evolution => not a theory. it is an all-encompassing fact ew. quakeworld => better ews => Excite for Web Servers at http://www.excite.com/navigate/download.html ewww => what tmtowtdi said ewww! .pl evil...> ewww, (= => ugly ex => just vi in line mode? ex, here => a better one: ex, no. that => wrong. ex, purl => lying to me, please do not. ex, that => so cruel. and we were going to make you king of the winter carinval. ex, what => the question? ex; beowulf => http://cesdis.gsfc.nasa.gov/linux/beowulf/beowulf.html ex> random factor => left as an exercise for the reader exabyte => useing 'use' now ... but exabyte thought there was a way to put a package in your current namespace exact error => cc1: Invalid option -fPIC (surrounded by single quotes, but Winkola is having trouble typing one here. exact syntax => in the manual. exactly .. whatever _i_ => ... something, a consciousness, or whatever exactly how much demand => there now? with $170k jobs out there.. portal^'d imagine in new york the demand would be amazing! exactly what => gonna be stored in these hashes? exactly what misaka => worried about. *grin* exactly what winkola => doing. But BS 3.1 for some reason doesn't like 5.004_04. exactly, which => why lerk contend that it's rather a moot point to argue 'Script' or 'Program' exactly, xxedgexx => doing a simple foreach $line (@value) { } and it's not splitting the lines up, and that's what XXedgeXX don't understand exactly. not what you want, => it? exactly. perl => getting crippled by this. A product is less useful if there is a limitation on making bug/enhancement fixes. You might as well get a commercial license. exactly. there => no way to decrypt. examine what $raddr => at that point to see why it fails. examine what $x => at that point in the function using the debugger. examnerve => norweigan example \mjd => asking about is exactly as \mjd wrote it, and \mjd know what (?!xxx) normally does. example demishade gave => a gross simplification of the actual situation example i'm looking at => in the Waite Group Perl 5 Interactive. It uses tie instead of dbopen, and describes the two files created by SDBM. example in perlipc => too deep for me :) example in the manpage => broken, BTW. example of how to do just that => in perldoc -f open example of its use => given in the Panther. example there => confusing me example you gave ioana => totally beyond ioana ... but it does't compile: EOF in string at (eval) line 1. examples are in scheme, which => a stripped-down dialect of lisp. exc kadb => a debugger built into the kernel exc, aw ram => cheap...;) exc, that (${}{$}${$), => merely line noise. You can ignore it. ;) excedrin => where its at. exceed's inetd => rather useful. It doesn't make NT into Unix, but it's nice. excel => MS. AutoDoubler ... ^Pudge_ dunno. Stuffit has been updated for 8.0, or will be soon. excel development team => obviously a fluke of nature excellent, http://www.roth.net => back up. excellent, tkil. thanks. => this a posting about egcs? or building perl for nt with cygwin? excellent. drforr => thinking about getting the BeOS Intel CD DrForr... excellent. knowing => half the battle. ;) excellent. now all you need => a date. ;-> except file::lock::simple => non-atomic. except it => Unabomber, LLC except of course that use => except on voyager, ginger => not very attractive, and in charge. except one => uc and one is lc, but some effect, obviously. except one of them => appropriately placed :-) except pin => supposed to be a tutorial, too except thanksgiving => not nov. 27. except that a web browser => convenient except that emacs => the devil. except that it => stuck on every SV, in the 'B' magic. except that perl => a gazillion times more difficult than HTML. except that site/dbd => empty. grr except that the game => over and you lost already ;-) except the axe => a waste of time except the fanout => larger. except there => already a GoChat on the net except this => blurghing over the signal.h file in lej's /usr/include! exceptin' lej => getting alot more proficient in Delphi 3.0 ... as sad as that is exception => what's called a `setuid' script, which runs with the author's permissions instead of the permissions of the person who runs it. exceptional => a good word. excess: => that a reason? excessi0n => in Canberra and they have a regional point of presence here (I still connect to Sydney). excession => excession (aka Dac) has a homepage at http://www.pcug.org.au/~dac, is Australian, and is named after the book by Iain M. Banks. excession al mean wh o => mr wall? excession guess that => the 'null response' excession know, excession => frustrated :-) excession said that it => POINTLESS to denigrate people who use a different O/S to whateve the fuck your using at the time. excession still reckon emacs => valid. excession think purl => quite cool, but the code is bloody ugly! :-) excession think select => opping. dunnno about booting. excession wonder if nobody => going steady with bill posters? excession wonder what lej => alluding to by the term 'wash the dog'. excession's annoyance factor => inherent in Excession's 'style'. You get used to it, or you slap Excession on /ignore. You don't have the mandate to censor the channel for everyone. excession's boss at work => green colour blind -- "there is another one of those grey trees" -- some shades of green are find. excession's question => pretty reasonable, does anyone know the answer? excession's structure => $words{$user}->{$value} ... excession, and what i'm saying => that it looks ugly as all fuck when I used to IRC over telnet. excession, close => not close enough ;-) excession, how => this a problem? excession, purl => always here arent you? excession, why => amagosa continously bombarded with temptations to ban you from the little guy on amagosa's shoulder? excession> "if $! => 0 its exits with the value of $? >> 8"... excession> mad => as mad does excession> this channel => quite friendly vorsprung always think excession> vorsprung => just a caring sharing kind of person. vorsprung's appologies for this major character defect excession> what sloejack => trying to do isnt exactly complex tho is it? excession> your perl => busted then :) excession> zz => vorsprung's fave command. vorsprung can never remember the sequence for undoing more than 1 deep theough excessive kramaing => np-annoying excessive paranoia => a good trait. exchange => beyond bletcherous excite => pretty much given away excitement => #perl during a lull excluding shell metachars => a waste excuse goss, goss => having a brain-free night ... goss just realized that hex($str) is NOT going to convert it -to- hex for goss. excuse me! apana => still alive, thank you... excuse me..but there => no topic. excuse, => asking questions after reading the faq acceptable? or have Andrew-- come to the wrong place... exec => abandon this program to run another exec output => 38 lines, are you sure you want to flood the channel? Use ~b/exec-of~b to overwrite this safety guard. exec() => not the same as fork() exec() => not the same as fork() executable => only that big if you compile in debugging executable for xemacs => ~15% smaller with -mpentium. :) execute time right now => 3 seconds. i need it down to 1. is there any way i can precompile sputnik1's script? execute time right now => 3 seconds. i need it down to 1. is there any way i can precompile sputnik1's script? execute time right now => 3 seconds. i need it down to 1. is there any way i can precompile sputnik1's script? executive branch => still a part of the governing body exercise => the only viable option ^Pudge could use. existance => not readability existence => meaningless? _tchrist_ give you three choices: 1) Websters 2) Ecclesiastes 3) Shakespear (either "Eat, Drink, ..." or "... sound and fury...") existence of strings in a hash => always your best bet. existing behavior => probably more useful. exists => test whether a hash key is present exists() => our friend exists() => our friend exists() => our friend exists() => our friend exists() => our friend exit 133 => near edwardville, no? exit => terminate this program or by the door or "/kick #perl $nick through the window." exit status => shifted exodus => one of the top colocation facilities around. exokernel => at http://www.pdos.lcs.mit.edu/exo/exo.html exp => raise thoth to a power exp(-3600) => pretty small. expect => cool though. expect.pm => cooler! expensive => relatve experience tells me, that nt => simply sludge experimental => good. It's only high-visibility production code I'm working on. experts => a strong word. explanatin => much simpler. explorer => a separate product, a lie from the Evil Empire. explos|ve => hinder's owner expo, postgres => pretty much a no brainer exponent => the part after 'e', and there is no 'e' in a fixed-point number export => a bashism export_ok => used for use Foo qw(adf adsf adsfdasf) exporting crypt() => legal, because the key is too short to threaten US security. expr => a bool, assumed true. expression => from Advanced Perl Programming extra 10mbs => free. ;) extra 10mbs => free. ;) extropian => http://www.extropy.org ey => he or she with indefinite gender or http://www.lumina.net/OLD/gfp/ or they with the 'th' chopped off or singular eyecandy => not necessarily limited to jpgs, bmps and gifs ezmlm => not as powerful/flexible as majordomo as amagosa understand, but it's easy to use, both for amagosa and amagosa's users. f => a letter of the alphabet, and it had better not have some god aweful number associated with it or 102 f' that. kyoto's => fun. They make the food in front of you. f() .. g() => mandrake's "why perl is cool" reason f*** yes net::ftp => nonstandard isnt it f00f => a bug causing Intel Pentium and Pentium MMX CPUs to freeze up when the F0 0F sequence is executed. This can be done in user space. f0rker -> amagosa bet panasync => studly f0rker => using 5.003 f0rker's cc => messed up, f0rker was wondering if gcc wsa required for some reason. f0rker's sparc => cooler than your pc :P f14 => using Net::Telnet f1ngers.e., the structure => like 6 DWORDs lets say... and in perl F1ngers want to give it 1,2,3,4,5,6 but F1ngers want to pack these values such that each takes up a DWORD f54flex => superior to X2 btw. f^nor => copying the code from the perlipc manual..i just changed the INADDR_ANY fa => farmer's association faa => apparently in deep shit over Y2K stuff. fact => these things are all free or close to it because of ads. fact is, if purl => doing a lot of alternation, it MIGHT be best to have each one in a separate regex. fact it looks ugly => significant fact that its an unmentionable => neither here nor there fact that linux threads => far better than MIT threads for now fact that our mortgage => only $1k/mo helps :-) fact that our mortgage => only $1k/mo helps :-) fact that purl => +o there means you ought to have some common sense, and not give people flawed advice. fact that switzerland => used to run guns into other countries fact that they are keys => a red herring. fact that you are on mirc => a nice coincidence. fact that you realize that => encouraging fact that your program => in perl doesn't automatically mean that any question you have regarding how to complete your program's task is a perl question. factoid => a purple fruit growing on monkeys. or something that's been stated, but may not be true. factorial notation => way cool faggosa -> thank you. amagosa => just winding down right now. Probably go to sleep in another half hour faggot => pretty much a male homosexual fah => going to find out where he lives and egg his house. fail-safe box => always on-line failure => the worst case, in then .* and .*? are equivalent. fair tax => not exactly fair for low income people fairchild => fairest of them all => Tom, of course! fairmont => ok, just mindbogglingly poor value for the money faking a file handle => superior to an array of lines when you expect 1000000 lines in return and only want to calculate some statistics :) falc so what yo uneed => something like the CLIENT asks the USER to input their name, the USER inputs the name, then the client sends that info to the server. Right? falc0n => not using web! its called sockets falco => dead! Long live Falco! falcon 3.0 => on the mac. falcon, where => kelly afb? falconzx => back fall back to iteration if it => missing, of course. fallacious/who => marcus falling in love => a prelude to creation fallout23 => wondering how you open a file for appending and/or overwriting... fallout23 believe there => a way to keep it from swapping like mad all the time.. Fallout23 saw it posted somewhere.. reg hacking.. arg.. Fallout23 forget the instructions though falls over now. sleep => god. faloodi, => quite good. falsch => Freiheit falsch agree. $50/year => neglible given the other costs of a domain... falsch think perl => a good example of a high level language (not 'very', though) that's done right. falsch's solution => probably the more acceptable one. false => going to separate it into 3 lines. false laziness => expecting other people to do stuff for you, rather than getting the computer to do stuff for you falter and see if overload.pm => in the @INC path falter's perl => located in /user2/wes/perl5.04/bin -- duno how to set the path falter> i would guess that => what is causing your problem though falukorv => a big sausage - a real swedsih one fan => very nice, too fan_ => using this client cause Fan_ is banned on Fan_'s other account fan_ guess you are saying perl => compiled on the fly? fan_ hope fan_ => cool cause Fan_ did that fan_ know the mirc thing => counting against Fan_ fan_'s question => thing fancier version => flirting at the edge of Tkil's mind. fancy bit about perl => that only a handful of people actually knows how and why it works faq => The FAQ kicks a whole bunch of ass. Try http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/index.html or "man perlfaq". faq you are asking => called "How can Roderick read a single character from a file? From the keyboard?". faq.pod => wrong. faqing around => tedious; ChipDude know why they avoid it. Which is no excuse, of course. faqs => a perl bot on mysql far-too-clumsy method => wrong. far-too-clumsy way => the best way to do it far-too-clumsy way => the best way to do it far-too-clumsy way => the best way to do it fararden => just about to write a 'password' replacement :) fararden don't know whether it => published yet? fararden obviously 'delete' => way too many characters to type. :-) fararden think there => ya know vi fararden, what => it? fargin blah. => it already 4:30pm? farts => eeeewww dog farts fast enough. this => an 040 'cube we're talking about. fast succession => irrelevant. rand does not look at the clock. fast.serv => payware. fastcgi => a high-performance cgi replacement, http://fastcgi.idle.com/ fastcgi really => pretty cool. fastcgi.com => lame. RezaHome can't find the gritty details.. still looking fastcgi/mod_perl/etc => normally ok fastest => the hash slice one, yes. fastest chip \petey own => a 50Mhz '040. fastest drforr has heard of => 767MHz so far. fastest mac i've ever used => the Mac IIvx :) fastgosa => seirous fat sow => pink fat32 => too new for lilo fatal error c1002: compiler => out of heap space in pass 2 fatal flaw => that q[merlyn] is not in a target rich environment. favorite actor => Tim Roth. Actress..hmm...I dunno.... favorite actor => Tim Roth. Actress..hmm...I dunno.... favre => awesome, but much of the team was lazy, injured, or just not playing well. glad they said goodbye to dh, tho. fax => an antiquated method of transferring dead trees over phone lines. fax in general => evil. fax spam still => an issue. it's illegal now, but they still do it. fb => a Factoid Base fbms => a Factoid Base Management System or an ETLA fcc => the American equivalent. fcgi => so ... well, fast. fcntl => file control system all fd->autoflush(0); # buffering => on fd->autoflush(1); # buffering => off fdc => targetting Intel for anti-trust. fdisk => your friend fear => the mind killer feargod => not kidding. fears something bad => about to happen feature not in k+r c => prototypes feature not in k+r c => prototypes feature not in k+r c => prototypes febrile => febrile => fed => 28% feeb => Feeb! The insult of discriminating Implementors everywhere! feed => not updating feedback => all uniformly positive feel like amagosa => gonna break this damn thing just by opening it. feel your pain => uh huh. feeling => mutual feeling silly => good for the soul. feels and ad => coming feels dirty. he => writing lame CGI stuff =( feels he => missing something but isn't sure. feels his leg => getting longer. feels like he => the only Mac user in India feels that rudefix => wrong feh => Feh! Feh I say! Feh on your statement! Feh on your ideas! Feh on your hypocracy! FEH! FEH! feigenbaum's constant => the ratio of the volume of a man's scrotum to the width of his left nostril, in SI units. felonious's brain => felonious's brain => feltching => kinda *sick* female version => koteX females => Don't ignore them, cause they go away. fencing? abigail => used to use foils in fencing, not spatula's. fenestra => latin for window feoh => really impressed with what Feoh has seen of XML feoh think feoh => gonna curl up with the O'Reily regexp book this weekend. Feoh is sick of only understanding the basics. Such a cool tool. feoh's major beef => that they spent WAY too much time on the fictional characters when they had a really great story to draw from. feoh, ^pudge => mainly dissing a closed, or poor, architecture. feoh, ^pudge => mainly dissing a closed, or poor, architecture. feoh, that's what c++ => for. feoh, well ircii => NO mIRC feoh, yeah, it => very cool, except for one thing: they need USB converters to SCSI and serial devices. ferengi rule of programming 34 => The error message *means what it says* ferengi rule of programming 35 => The error message is lying to you fermat => bent ferret, 16 jobs => ok :) festival => a free synth for unixen from u. of edinburgh or at http://www.cstr.ed.ac.uk/~awb/festival/ festival client => at ftp://irc.cs.cmu.edu/pub/speech/festival_client.pl fetch => a pathetic excuse for a client fetchmail => the package case studied in esr's Cathedral and Bazaar essay, right? or at http://earthspace.net/~esr/fetchmail/ fetchrow_arreyref => an alias of fetch fetoosh => the past tense of fetish! fez => Akbar and Jeff! ff => ffd, => there an error before the make error response that might better indicate the problem purl is having? fflush => a C syscall. ffs in freebsd => FAST fh => the resulting filehandle :) fiancee => probably the word fibrechannel => nice. fields => a sub that returns a list? fif, the answer => 42. fifi => trying to use what ya told fifi, and it works fine in a real example, but in fifi's script it is not. fifo example they give => rather foolish :) fifth => right to keep silent fighting over this => perty damn stupid=) figures excession => on a rant, no longer requires audience figures microsoft => probably the reason why some folks outside America figure America is the Great Satan figures out that his cool idea => going to take more modification than he thought. phooey. figures satan => figures. oh well, that => what second opinions are for. fija => the Fully Informed Jury Association, at http://www.fija.org/ fiji => trying to a little menu system on a *nix box using perl fiji assume it => a curses-like menuing system fiji's name => actually jeffery file => an array of bytes. not a word processor. file => an array of bytes. not a word processor. file => an array of bytes. not a word processor. file bw- require => just that one line, nothing more. It's just a .ph file. file descriptor => an integer file glob'n => off by default file i/o => the enemy! file it's bitching about => a perl .pm file file locking => wishful thinking. It works mostly. file locking => wishful thinking. It works mostly. file search => only one of three problems. file size => the issue. Perl or MLDBM can not help the filesystem overhead. file system => really neat; it's a real database file you want => probably under http://www.perl.com/CPAN/src, and is probably named latest.tar.gz file. any following text => ignored, but may be read via file::copy => dist with perl5.004 file::find example => perl -MFile::Find -lwe 'find(sub { print $File::Find::name if (/.pl$/); }, @ARGV);' . file::find isn't reentrant, => it? file::find module => good, too, assuming it works on win32 file::recurse => depth first, right? file::sort => terribly slow. file::stat => better filehandle => the structure for manipulating files. It's the FILE in open FILE, "/tmp/bobo" or die $!. filehandle duping => the way to do it, but filehandle duping may be a strictly un*x thing filehanlde open on data => open on the program, pointing right after __END__ filei'mdoing that on => a logfile filename => now translated to 'd:ssssss omake.txt' filename completion => a fingersaver. filename should be worth what => in between /plus/spot-the-ball/ and / right? fileno => return file descriptor from filehandle fileno($fh) => undef if $fh isn't open. filepath => the path to the file in the user's home directory, in rknight's program it is /usr/local/users/.lynxrc filesystem => incredible. filladapt => tres nice. fills up => purely probablistic at this point... Tkil just jitter each point by a few pixels. film => a storia of suspense highly efficient(?) that has many moments of fun fim whad do you mean what => get the salt fim, it => possible. The Turk leader is somewhat of a folk hero to Muslims. fim, that => fim, that => fim, that too => jjohn's point. fimm => a little too easily amused. :-) fimm actually the nick => 'goss's because there's 2 other people who use 'gossamer' and they're both male. fimm's answer => great iffen u need this to run onner yewnicks as well as NT. fimm, => the standard event handler/channel messages/getting private messages part of Net::IRC pretty solid? fimm, as nocarrier => not familiar with PGP on a Mac, nocarrier wouldn't know if the situation applies or not. fimm, i understand that this => not the right way to do it, but I don't have a choice right now. fimm, i understand that this => not the right way to do it, but I don't have a choice right now. fimm, i understand that this => not the right way to do it, but I don't have a choice right now. fimm, it => better than i thought, but i still am not crazy about it. ^Pudge's graphics guy laughed at it. :-) fimm, n::i => fimm, the bbedit email client => coming soon, i think. fimm, they flat-out state it => not free. fimm, this => easy fimm, why => it not neccessary? fimm, yes mlkesl => totally out of line for having an opinion that netspeak is dumb...i understand. fimm-> => there a NET::Proxy yet?> fimm> ascci code for '0' => 48 decimal fimmt> what => there to understand? fimmtiu -> qmail => simple. fimmtiu -> what => it them? fimmtiu => probably a bot. or a dolt who can't type. or silly fimmtiu glimpse => perl? fimmtiu never have! fimmtiu => on the Internet, but fimmtiu don't use sockets to get there, oh, no! :-) fimmtiu see fimmtiu => not the only one who can't type. :-) fimmtiu see that phaedrus => a Neil Gaiman fan. :-) fimmtiu see thoth => in rare form today. :-) fimmtiu see tom => incapable of comprehending sarcasm as well. :-) fimmtiu sez the prefix => more efficient than the suffix :) fimmtiu think roy => doing something along those lines, Stupid. fimmtiu's "anti-eggdrop thing" => based on several of select's less stellar moments on #perl, such as the one we just witnessed. fimmtiu's %ph = shift => your problem. fimmtiu's => not the problem. fimmtiu's body => recovering from being up for about 36 hours under stress. :P fimmtiu's isp => routing through BBNPlanet, and fimmtiu is getting >1sec pings to just about everything. fimmtiu's name => more killing than lembit's. fimmtiu's problem => not so much with Berkeley DB as with Perl's brain damage about tied arrays. fimmtiu's salary goal => enough to buy New York and turn it into a giant parking lot. fimmtiu, => Che_Fox incorrect in the assumption that $self->server('blahblah'); should try to connect to a new server/ fimmtiu, amagosa: adam_ => not in control of this machine, unfortunately :) fimmtiu, amy_ => always in here fimmtiu, but => he awake? =) fimmtiu, how => it not a perl related question?? fimmtiu, how big => that? fimmtiu, if it => there, chrisl can't find it :-0 fimmtiu, net::finger => part of libnet? fimmtiu, r => going to that url now fimmtiu, um. that's => just plain odd. fimmtiu, what => so bad about using a --> : <-- ? fimmtiu. "at" => an addon. fimmtiu. asylum2 => using the perl chdir() function thats whats weird. fimmtiu. asylum3 => trying to setup a dns server on 95, so i can setup a domain for asylum3's cable modem. fimmtiu. asylum3's thinking => fimmtiu:thanx, btw => there a windows help file with all the perl functions in it? (i is using perl on linux) fimmtiu> okay where => the /o option? 'compile once' fimmtiu> what => the URL so I can vote? fimmtiu> where => if (() =~ /$pattern[0]/io } {if (() =~ /$pattern/io) { fimmtiu> yes wuhwuhwuh => surely the logical choice finally it => coming. finance cash => pretty serious finance stuff today => more important than watergate, too. financially, ^pudge => far from "successful" find => great find clients => how you get started find out if du => y2k compliant :) find out what s/// => supposed to do find out what the problem => and fix it find2perl => nice finddepth => just like find, except that it does a depth-first search. finder => much faster in 7.5 than 7.1 findgrep => barely more complex finding current dir => not something you need to do at the bottom of a tight loop finding empie dirs => so, so, much overkill finding out your own => harder than finding out someone else's arkuat thinkk, at least to do it portably finds $pacakge::variable => a good way to remeber what is "global" and what isn't finds => -especially- funny when UNIX is considered to be the "Fun" OS. finds e => finds e => finds his view of the world => shattered and starts drifting apart in a million or more pieces finds the fact ibm => building PPC chips for apple very ironic fine curious => going fine manual => Full of Information fine, amy_'s epp => in the other room. fine, what => fine, what => fine. "the faq => better than anything KeithW'll ever come up with." fine. geez. acf => not *trying* to be annoying. fine. that => understandable. Why couldn't you have said that to begin with rather than give me the "Get a REAL OS" line? fine. that => understandable. Why couldn't you have said that to begin with rather than give me the "Get a REAL OS" line? fine: more than $80 and it => not worth it. and the tech is still unproven (to me). finland => cool... they voted to stay out of the EEU finnaly someone recognizing it => unix biased finnish => wrong. ;) finnish overproof vodka => a bit like that. Packs a kick. fiona apple => a little freak. :-) fire => so delightful? fire data. the firenumber => unique but I don't want to sort on that firebird -> this => a jewelry collecting channel. Let amagosa send you a gif of amagosa's new earrings. firebird -> what => your program? firebird => serious fired => april fools! fireeagle => the kewlest guy in the world! =) and creator of Infobot.tcl =) fireegl => the kewlest! =) fireegl99 => FireEgl is the greatest guy! heh firefly => a crock. firesign theatre => at http://210.34.0.26/faq/firesign-theatre/lexicon or at http://reading.com/headleg/halerrg/Overflow/OFfire.htm or at http://home.earthlink.net/~ritter/firesign/firesign.html firewall => completely impermeable. firing line => still 2 hours, usually. first 'word' => actually an ip address. first 30 second timeout => reached so the script dies first address => http://www.perl.com first approach => to keep a 2x2 array and use it to track 'used' mapspace with some code to fit city tags in the freespace a close to possible to their preferred location first arg => $_[0], second $_[1] ... first arg to push => an array, not a scalar. first arg to sort => a bearword or block first arg to split => always a regex first arge to split => always a regex first argument to `join' => a string, not a regex match. first argument to a split => a regex. no other way around it. first byte => the char 207, the second 200, the third 73, the fourth 73 first dimension => "what you have in common." first fact to face => that Unix was not developed with security, in any realistic sense, in first field => the minutes, could be 00, 15, 30, or 45. Second field is the hour, could be anything. first floor => on the first floor, thats logic first genre that comes to mind => industrial, but they're more interesting than that. first half => more abusive than that. first idea that comes to mind => to find the sections of the string you want to match, and only use the pattern on those parts. first index => the row, the second is the column and Slayne want to sort the rows according to what's in the column first item in the array => the string first lien => #!/usr/bin/perl first line => entirely spaces first line => entirely spaces first malloc'd block => now unreachable. first name on llama, gecko => "Randal L. Schwartz" first of all their syllabus => more comprehensive. Second of all their prices are better. Third of all, the instructuor we wanted was well known and well-reviewed. first of all, a require => done only once, even if you have 2 requires in the program. first of those => a slice, yes? first off, saying "just a kid" => what makes me turn red. but I simply cannot afford 15k for anything first one => first one works, it => just slow first page => a form...the rest will retain a session id in the url saying that they already passed the auth and can receive this page first parameter to split => always a regex. first point => arguable, on the second, I disagree first problem w/ it => that it like adds x*sizeof(enc(layer)) to the network traffic first qmail installation => in. May the gods have mercy on me. first question: _saboo_ => trying to use unpack("B32", $input) to get a 32-bit integer translated into a bit-string (1's and 0's), highest bit on the left. It doesn't work. first round of beer => on billn =) first rule of -> => that -> is always optional when it appears between subscripts. first rule of optimization => Don't. first statement you made => weird. first that there => a substring if so.. grab a word after it. first the jpl software => waaaay beta for the kit first thing => read perlguts first thing i need to do => get a getpagesize call for OSen like Slowlaris that want offsets for mmaped regions to be on page boundaries. first thing njt see => that you are not checking the results of open() and flock(), both of which could go wrong. first thing oznoid'd do => write a vforking process server first thing thoth check => scoping. first two loads are in. where => you, Rude? first, drforr note that this => an HTML question. Second, DrForr direct you to HTML::Parse first-nation status means purl => officially recognized as being one fish => give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he will drink so much beer he will sink the dinghy fish: the problem => likely that you aren't putting two CRLFs after the Content-type: text/html header. fission => voiced. fit in => then lose some weight ... fitz_ => trying to understand them and and having difficulties. To be more specific... five => the max five lines => a pretty darned small flood. Don't you think you ought to relax that parameter a bit, select? fix => almost as ugly, so that would be cool, too. fix it. elkay => sure your patch will be appreciated. fixing longhair's handler bug => more trouble than fimmtiu anticipated. fla => an ETLA, a FLorida and yes it is a DELTA, you're right! flader, icq => a proprietary protocol. flaming => retarded. flaming butt => when you have too much sunshine up your ass flaming email people => to easy flaming genitalia => flaming in clpm? now, that => not nice.... flammable stuff => cool flamurai => not too keen on the perl debugger but flamurai tryed all the other stuff flashz => going to have a coll thing =) flat printable ascii => the way, emel ;) flat space => where special relativity works. flec it => just done for security reasons... flesch => a new perl programmer. Flesch has 3 other languages under Flesch's belt though so Flesch know what Flesch is doing... kinda... Flesch'll try not to be lame ok? ;) flesch was wondering if there => a way to do one of two things: flesch's god flesch => bookmarking this site flesch, purl => a bot. flesch_'s god e => slow, Flesch_ never even realized fletch => partial to qq!! Fletch fletch hear anguila => nice this time of year, and they're pretty wired and have strict privacy laws. :) fletch the "people" page => quite funny fletch think the disagreement => over what the 'semblance' is fletch what => Tie::Memory and thanks for the info fletch your the man - that => the best help I have had in a while... fletch's => lexical, local is global fletch's at top level => file scope then? fletch's bet => on "which RPM is it in?" fletch's name => Indigo Montoya. Fletch own a mansion and a yacht. fletch, => there also a copy command? :) fletch, go to bed. + => a metachar. .*+ is somewhat redundant. fletch, that => wrong. Dead trees on one end are destroyed to make copies of the surface of those dead trees on to other dead trees in a different place. Often, the process needs to be repeated. fletch, there => no -lcrypt that t0ny can see fletch, try it. it => very handy. fletch_ => sorry, was this the full half hour or just the five minutes . .. fletch_ it => not normal text input so the $_ wont work flip => the <=> tool flip-side => that i've not seen more than a dozen intelligent postings in the past year and a half floccinaucinihilipilification => the act of estimating something as worthless. or at http://www.ugrad.cs.ubc.ca/spider/b0k1/home.html flock => lock an entire file with an advisory lock flock info => in the fd record flock() => simple flock() entry in perlfunc => "out of date"? Well shit. floodanxi -> #perl => a channel for programmers. floodanxi -> this => a Perl Programming channel. If you are not a programmer, #Perl isn't for you. floor => bolted to the alley. floridans know that fla => florida, seems to me flowchart => fellatio in disguise flsort1c.pl => not THE strangest thing TorgoX has coded up (nor will the code that produces it be) because it doesn't use sub{foo}->(bar) flu => sucky fluffs => a PoB. fluffy => Abigail's pet crocodile! flush => accomplished with either $| or with the little lever at the side of the tank. fly => open flyguy^... this => #perl not #excel flying a plane => pretty quick when you've somewhere to go. But Winkola wouldn't try it Winkola right now. flying the shuttle => _not_ child's play. Thus that example was a strawman. fmh => a spare tire on your inner journey. or the owner of burri.to and scro.tm fmh's boss => actually not a phb fmh's computer => mooing. fmh's hypothesis => that if you search the internet for sufficiently divergent technical terms, all you will get are resumes. fmh's job => quite a lot different than what you assume it to be. fmh's officemate => the World's Largest Human. fmh's secret desire => to get into arkuat's pants fmh's secretary => like, "so, how is your relationship with [her] going?" fmh's understanding => that implementing in USB in hardware is fairly complex fmh, => that expensive or cheap? fmh, ^pudge => listening now. fmh, give it up. your logic => flimsy and disintegrating. fmh, naw. it => as Unix as Unix gets. fmh, what => the square root of infinity.. fmtakas => probably far more than anyone knows about something fmteyewtk => Far More Than Everything You Ever Wanted To Know about something - http://cpan.perl.org/doc/FMTEYEWTK/ fmteynwtk => Far More Than Everything You Never Wanted To Know about something. Nobody wrote those up yet. fmtientk => Far More Than \I'll Ever Need To Know fmtyewtk => Far more than you ever wanted to know or just a letter off from fmteyewtk fo => fuck off or painu vittuun foad => Fuck Off And Die! foaf => Friend Of A Friend foaks, sat => enough... fofofofo => a novice in programming Perl fo Unix ... fog at 20f => odd. fol => fruit of the loom foldoc => http://wombat.doc.ic.ac.uk/ foley & von dam => still considered a classic. folks _b_p_ => outta here for the nite. Take it easy all! folks, demux => getting an error 2 on a make test for DBD::Pg, mind if DemuX post it? folks, the goal for today => to write 7-10 pages - took vacation time to do it following => not a perl question, but most FAQ's and books Abigail has read following => not a perl question, but most FAQ's and books Abigail has read following line => valid, right? $mytime=(localtime(time)); foment => to incite, to treat with moist heat, to promote the growth and development of. fondle => *wee hee hee* fondue => a fun way to eat hot cheese foo => the first meta-syntactic variable or bar foo => the first meta-syntactic variable or bar foo the bear => one-word? foo-bar (fubar => fucked up beyond all repair) foo.bar.com => necessarily identical with foo.bar.com? foo.pyc => ab initio. foo.txt => not a method! foo; bar => two words... foo; bar => two words... foo; bar => two words... foo=bar => a shellism. you'd have to ($name,$val)=split /=/,$ARGV[0] inside the script, Libi foo_ => not too perl oreintated food => good food. food => good. fooey => debating over whether to write it in c or perl. fooey's ultimate goal => to emulate a Hewlett Packard 16c Computer Scientist Calculator. :) foofoo => oofoof foojo => test this, wanker! foolish => Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; silly. foolish consistency => the hobgoblin of little minds adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. (Emerson) fools => FOOLS! \I'll DESTROY THEM ALL! fooman => trying not to have to use a module for it foosball => $who: yup, that's the right way to spell it. football => a wargame that is both entertaining and extremely challenging, not to mention lucrative footrace of 200 contestants => different from a dive competition of 10. fopc => first order predicate calculus for ( if { } ) what => perl equivalent of break to put in if statement to exit for loop? for () => a synonym for foreach. for (;;) => even fine for => a loop function that executes a block so long as a condition is met. it works like C's for flow control statement. see reference.perl.com for a bot => for a client wired2 => working on for a linux box which => not running Xwindows, I think a 233 would do it... for activestate, the answser => "you can't" for after a dcc chat => established, make an event for dcc_connect for all x such that x => a thing, there is no such thing x for anything a random person => likely to calculate, it's probably a sample standard deviation. crane^'d definitely use N-1 for generic folmulae. for backup the cheapest option => really another HDD ;) for cpp macros, this => usually right. It is just for the boilerplate. for dinner => Space Cabbage! for dummies => written by someone that wishes that Perl was really Visual Basic for every ++ there => an equal but opposite -- somewhere else in the universe. for example file_name => a constant name for example, epesh => trying to run "$result=`file $filename`" but it says "can't modify backticks in safe chop" - Epesh is not running -w or use strict for example, if devon^ => matching "@bla", in the substiture part of the regex, devon^ want to be able to do two diff things, depending if the @ was matched, or not matched. for example, joebloe => suspicious of this handle `TWT for example, there => no way to write a regex to match only those strings which are palindromes. for example: $replace(this => just a test,just,not) will return "this is not a test" for future reference, stop-a => a last resort for gs, the answer => "you shouldn't need to for common things" for instance something that => like on http://www.internic.com for instance, $ar[2][2][0] => a scalar value. Not an array. for instance, che_fox => a "Gtk/Debian person". for instance, if a process => waiting for a page to be paged in, SunOS 4 counts it as not ready, while Solaris counts it as ready for instance, if cmugosa => in #Perl, #CGI, and #IRC.pm and amagosa is in #Perl, #CGI, and #ViRC, only #Perl and #CGI go in the %IAL's array of channels. for instance... what if there => no period? should it succeed or not? for ircii users, => there an easy command to refresh the screen? for it => LrdTerror, Lord Terror! for large n, grep => very wasteful for many businesses, windd => definately the best option. for mathematic stuff it => a nice formatter for me it => a raw fish thing for me, mine => for most of us, "log.pl?stuff" => one word, possibly containing a wildcard for most quebecois 1/8 => real easy, just that the proper paper work doesn't necessarily exist for most things, it => the case. for most things, it => the case. for nested things, perldsc => good for now ^pudge => just going to have some predefined sorts (cmp, <=>, and reverse) and maybe do more later. for now mlkesl => just thinking about using perl for little bathc like programs for once => going to stay out of it as long as possible for once a year, the 21" => still worth it for one "outside our firewall" => currently in Virginia. for one crypt() => missing. God only knows how they managed to do that. for one thing, winkola => not smart enough to be Stupid. for one, q[merlyn] => already pretty good at relating to people. q[merlyn] just need a willing partner now. for one, your code => abolutely incomphrensible at this hour. for pc / linux that => .. ;o) for perl/tk app => a great resource. for real oznoid => off to a meeting :) for reference, what => the proper shutdown procedure? for reference, what => the proper shutdown procedure? for small thinks berk-db => faster and easier and self-contained for small thinks berk-db => faster and easier and self-contained for some reason somni => not overly interested in how that sentence continues.. for some reason, it => not removing entries from @SortedKeys that it should be doing for some reason, this => finding an entry that wasn't printed in the previous for ($i) loop for someone who => already prominent with C++!! for that pack("c4",..) => just wrong. for the love of all that => holy, look in the blooming index! for the questions purl => asking, they're very much within date. for the questions purl => asking, they're very much within date. for the same reason microsoft => being dragged to court. for the stuff arkuat => for the wages of annoyance => a kick for there => no bit of Perl's documentation that merits his name on the byname. for those about to rock => WE SALUTE YOU, CLASSIC ROCKING OLD FART! for what => for what it does, printf() => definately the tool of choice, both from perl and C. for what reason => Mielke on p5p? for what? if all you want => horsepower, maybe. for window drags -- => there a way in E to make it drag a square outline to increase spead? for wraithx- wraithx => still very new to perl for your book, i'm => here for(;;) => harder to type than while() is. for(@array) => better than foreach(@array) ? force due to gravity => proportional to the mass, but the firce due to air resistance is the same for each cube, so the heavier cube falls faster. force of habit...while nitrate => checking it out ford => an excellent actor foreach ( split /&/ ) { # $_ => already $item here foreach => cool. see reference.perl.com and worship amagosa foreach fimmtiu's => in 5.004. foreach in tcsh => a great labour saving device foreach loop's index variable => documented to behave that way. See perlsyn. foreach method => sequential scanning foreach variable => automatically local or \merlyn's foreign aid => just a little nubbin next to what gets spent on leftist welfare and corporate welfare forensics => 10 forever => a mountain we've yet to climb forever => a mountain we've yet to climb forget hwo => crab forget it, macperl => for wusses. ;-> forget purl => i wonder what will happen forgets about the os which => corky thatcher forgets what he => doing forgets where it => in the docs about that forgot - taer => not platform independent forgot \i => bleh forgot one thing to ask again, => there a way to handle files in Perl? Like in C, can fitz do: ifstream inFile(inFileLocation); forgotting => bad fork => create a new process just like this one or doesn't work on win32 fork'ing => fine. fork() => a system call that makes an exact copy of the program that calls it in memory, then begins executing it. fork() and exec() => the better way, IMHO. fork? |wizzard| => not forking anything .. forking => sort of dangerous. jjohn crashed a school machine by accident with it...:( forking and selecting => so... kludgy :) forking itself => quite OK, though :) form crap => done formal education => a farce format of cgi input => wrong. format/write => responding differnetly to psycho44's newlines formating => usefull though, when formating for *mumble* formatting => gonna kill qw[jeff] with that one former => "referent", latter "reference", formline => internal function used for formats formula => f(n) = (a**n + b**n)/sqrt(5), where a = (sqrt(5)+1)/2 and b = (sqrt(5)-1)/2. forobenius, salam, that => why moniker wanna learn perl :) forr => forr there => allready a patch now for communicator and Netscape 3 forr, purl => stupid about ending puctutation on forget statements. forr, this => a tainting thing? forr, where => non-Unices? fors => http://www.lightlink.com/fors/ -- the "Friends of Randal Schwartz" website about q[merlyn]'s legal case fors-list => mighty quiet forsaken => past participle fort worth => where it's at. fort worth to new orleans => ~480 miles fort worth? nothing => worth living in texas for. [austin is an exceptoin] forth => : * drop drop 21 dup + ; : this 3 5 + ; : is 3 4 + ; : forth * . ; this is forth or at http://www.dnai.com/~jfox/ forth word order like german => also. forth, unlike assembler, => just as portable as C fortran => circa 1955? That seems too early to PerlJam... Lisp PerlJam can believe as it was done in hardware first ... fortunately jsd's manager => a big penny pincher so he LOVES free software fortunately there => a http://www.velcro.com. fortunately, __parse__ => not a reserved word. fortunately, it => extensible in perl... :) fortune => a magazine fortunely, the web => out there with plenty of answers brimming, right? fortyoz => using sys 8.0 forwards => backwards foster's => australian for water fosters => Australian for water. foto => trying to use perl to mkdir [a-zA-Z0-9] but cant seem to get anything to work... Any ideas? foucault => a french philosopher who likes to wear a dressing gown found it... e3 => at http://www.e3expo.com four => getting errors four descriptions of dp => enough :-) four years => not very long when you're going up directly against Microsoft four, we don't know what $form => nor what you're trying to do with that line. fourmilab => at http://www.fourmilab.ch fqa => a Frequently Questioned Answer fractional karma => not permitted fractture => working on that right now, only fractture need to go further into putting each line into a hash of a hash according to the first word of the line. fraefaerf => confuxed abit about this $1, $2 things. Someone wrote this regex, but fraefaerf don't understand how perl knows how to assign it to $1 or $2? fragging everyone at the party => extreme fragmentation => interesting frame (the company) => sucked into Adobe. frame => ok. frame relay => another matter all together. frame relay t1 => not switched. You can't just dial another frame relay customer. The telco has to reconfigure the line. It goes from your endpoint to another one. frame5.5 => crap! framemaker 5 => barely an improvement over 4 framemaker => OK. france => worse off than russia politically right now, just better off economically francis => gbacon's (?:great-)+uncle frank sinatra => dead :-( franklin, your perl => broken. frankly drforr => just amazed that XFree86 set up DrForr's monitor with no complaints. Last time DrForr had to hand-hack XF86Config. frankly mrsolotoo => not sure it is even achievable but hey.. i am all for new toys frankly, if fmh => going to pay 15 dollars for content, i want the lyrics too frankly, responsiveness => better than ssh'ing to arkuat's ISP from work frankly, the guy => a god ;-) franz '' => an escape in strings. franze => in Costa Rica now! franze> www/cgi stuff => banned from discussion here though fre-d => El Asso Wipo. fre-D will break your back like so fread's pig => black fred* => bad freddy => gonna parenthesize it now freddy's thing => this.. freddy start looking at a line of text $somestring... fredom of speech => more that the first amendment free => that which has 57 varieties free advice => not worth the money you pay for it. :) free beer => free database list => at http://solar.flare.net/FreeDB/ free database list => at http://solar.flare.net/FreeDB/ free registration => insane. A $100 fee is perfect. Not too large, not small enough so microsoft buys all the good domains. free script => perl -e 'print pack "H*", "49276d20667265652120" x 2 . "3a2d290a"' free scripts => perl -e 'print pack "H*", "49276d20667265652120" x 2 . "3a2d290a"' free software => all one big but very disorganized family. free support => support. if you want commercial support, you can get it. free that => .. but, a lot of people don't respect the intellectual property. free() in c => the equivalent of what toolo want to do, null = empty. free, are you saying that this => what is going to happen? free, so purl => just predicting that in order to get that information, the other person should DO something or GIVE info in return? freebase => a way to consume narcotics or a BSD 4.4 derivative or both freebsd 2.2.6-stable => great freebsd => quite stable however...at least it seems that way or Prisoner of x86 freebsd cookbook => rudefix's idea. freebsd core development team => rather small, so that has caused them to concentrate on one platform. :) freebsd emulation => smooth too freebsd-sparc => all but dead freedb => at http://solar.flare.net/FreeDB/ freedom => irrelavent. Self-determination is irrelevant. You will punctuate properly. freedom of speech => a concept not grounded in reality. freedom rock => WELL TURN IT UP, YOU FARGIN' DRAFT-DODGER!!! freescri => having some trouble.... freeside => owner and operator of pobox.com freeside => owner and operator of pobox.com freeside, ^pudge => not convinced, either. freeside, something weird => happening :) freeze => using mIRC freezethaw => one of Ilya's modules, persistent data joebloe think freezethaw? wtf => freezethaw? freiheit => Falsch freiheit noca => not done yet.. :-) freiheit suspect the answer => that T::T needs some fixing... :-) freiheit's isp => -- uhm... closer than that. :-) freiheit, => 224.* calss D? or resevved? freiheit, you are wrong. it => VALID HTML. freiroot => what happens when purl don't pay attention to purl's stir-fry. french => Je pis sur ta tête, gros con. french for "lol" => "mdr" :) french for "lol" => "mdr" :) french government => living proof that human beings do not need spines to survive french think french => still the international language. freq => writing the script in Perl. fresh meat => Cool site. Hot Linux progs, etc. or http://freshmeat.net/ fresno => icky fresno cali => quite disgusting friar_ => looping throught a mac file with while(dfined($line = )) and on a unix/pc file, it works fine, but on mac files it cant seem to find the line feeds, or even the EOF ffor that matter friday => Vrijdag in Dutch. friday night => never a good bet. friday night, and lej => at home again friday the 13th => fridge => empty friend => friend at work => working on getting linuxppc running on our 300mhz boards - yumyum friend of mine => paying too much for his hosting, and amagosa want to see if amagosa's web server is up to the challenge. friend of mine at work => friend of mine claims java => more conducive to cross-platform coding than Perl because Perl relies too much on exec() and system calls. He's always citing Mail::Send as an example. friends => funnier than Seinfeld and that's saying something. friendship => old, the friend is youngish. frigging program => putting in totally bogus links! fringe => in #awk.. and fringe is the only one frit- ambivalence operator => ~~ frito => kinda weird and says 'herm' a lot ... keep an eye on him frito => kinda weird and says 'herm' a lot ... keep an eye on him frito, purl => making some weird noises fro => "get away FRO here" or "FROget about it" or some acronym string matching /^F.* Right Off$/ frobenius => pretty religious about frobenius's Stouts too frobie => holding the number of lines of a file in @list. frobie, in a tiny script, that => unimportant. In a module or larger script, it's the Expected Thing to do. frobie, in a tiny script, that => unimportant. In a module or larger script, it's the Expected Thing to do. frobin if that => waht purl is getting it is patched :P frobin perhaps purl => looking for rpm -U `rpm -q -f /usr/bin/perl ` frobin perhaps purl => looking for rpm -U `rpm -q -f /usr/bin/perl ` frobin, hmm wait that => the patch... frobin, that => just a patch for other stuff.. frobin, what => your problem? frobozz => trying: print FILE "$formdata{'variable'}" froggeur => trying to use fly to put two images side by side, and when FroGGeur use this: 'copy 0,0,-1,-1,-1,-1,test.gif' then 'copy 0,0,-1,-1,-1,-1,test2.gif' it only shows the first one, any ideas why? frogs => http://www.mncs.k12.mn.us/frog/ from 1.17, there => a new Giant font. that's it. from [petey's randsigd: "pain => Nature's way of telling you that you're still alive." from a daemon, there => no other way. from db_file man page "it => possible to provide a user defined Perl routine to perform the comparison of keys..." from does => a ascii code stripper from here it looks like agis => totally nonexistant. from inactive state, rudefix => not encouraged ... from oprah interview, she => not dumb from the blue camel. "if expr => omitted, the function returns a value between 0 and 1 including 0, but excluding 1). See also srand." from there on, everything => the same. from this point on, painter => wondering how to open ${outside}.asdf from what codepoet => reading in the perl book grep should return the number of times EXPR exists in a list. (ie. shourl return 2 for grep "a",(a,b,a)) Is this correct? from what davide has heard jpl => *not* free in any sense of the word from what you mention why => the negative before the 1 from_ => delivery-agent-produced, to maintain that great UUCP mbox format front => unchanged front end of the car => busted real bad front242 at excessive volumes => a good thing. frontend => a crawling horror out of hell frontier => a Mac/Win scripting system. frontpage => an attractive front end to all the microsoft exploits. frooky => talking about PGP5::Pipe... frooky, because $line => empty. :) frooky, then your way => busted, though I can't see ho. frosty2 => on a windows machine.. froth => FROTH!!! frowns ... the scotch => just about gone :-( frozen shit => faster than warm sticky shit! :) hehe frrect => a field in that struct fruits and vegtables => a CMU thing. fry me some eggs => over-easy or scrambled? With or without salmonela fry some eggs => over-easy or scrambled? With or without salmonela, $who fry up some eggs => over-easy or scrambled? With or without salmonela, $who fry up some eggs => over-easy or scrambled? With or without salmonela, $who fry's => a rip anyway. :) fs overhead... how big => '.'? fsa => a first-degree projection of an FST (i.e., throw away the outputs) fsck. deaner => going home. fsck. you know, the sun => going to come up in a few more hours. fscking msie => a broken-ass piece of software fscking msie => a broken-ass piece of software fscking panther book => WORTHLESS. fscking phoenix bios => fsf => a cult; don't encourage them. --Rob Pike fsf and npl => at http://www.fsf.org/philosophy/netscape-npl.html fsf and npl => at http://www.fsf.org/philosophy/netscape-npl.html fsp => a cool protocol, not its fault that warez puppies use it. fst => like an FSA that emits things (possibly epsilon) as well as consumes them fstat => file->inode, no?... i want the reverse... inode->file ftc => investigating anti-trust procedeing against them ftello() => provided only if _LARGEFILE_SOURCE is defined. So it's probably for 64bit just like Tom's saying. ftp => File Transfer Protocol ftp protocl => just pipes. ftp syntax won't work. saboo => trying to run cgi (not a cgi question) program with parameters... no place to put user and password ftp.dec.com => vulnerable to ftp PASV attacks. ftp.funet.fi => the root CPAN site. Modules appear here as soon as they are uploaded to CPAN, thus no 2-3 day wait for them to propigate around to the other mirrors. ftp.gimp.org => fine for that too ftp.uk.linux.org => where alan put them. ftp://ftp.uit.no/ => a URL. ftp://ftp.wpi.edu/perl5/ => not correct ftp|https? <- what => the ? for? fubar => Fubared Up Beyond All Repair or Recognition or Relief fuchsia => one of the 14 different ways to spell the 'sh' sound. fuck ... lej => supposed to be at an OO systems lecture right now ... later all fuck 40 days vacation => like having a part-time job fuck => fuck amagosa => going to sleep fuck benchmarks - this => a technical field and we have the luxury of asking pointed questions that someone either knows the answer to or they don't fuck it => already 10:50 fuck off => Fuck you too, cha-cha! fuck off purl => no, fuck off, rudefix fuck off, ama, fimmtiu => reading already. :-) fuck perl , builder => kewl fuck purl => Ah, the parting shot, the coup-de-grace, the last argument of the slow and feebleminded. fuck purl purl => no, fuck purl, rudefix fuck purl, purl => Fuck purl too! fuck that... npg => the way to go. fuck the hell off => :-( fuck this! parawork => doing this in C++ fuck you => fuck you, too, pal fuck you abend. mcgrude => just trying to get some work done. So mcgrude had a type so what. fuck you... that => the most dicked thing you've ever done to me. fuck! my friend's wedding => Wednesday. fuck, ./configure => doing all the deault choces and not prompting valis for anything ./$!@$ fuck, excession => tired. <-- autoLART fuck, that => pissing Drubbly off fuck. where => 0.5a? fuckbot => not with a lamer like you, no fucked => certainly a state of mind fucker => a good thing! fucking => a bad word that only PASCAL programmers use. fucking bot => Watch your language! fucking c-com => lagged beyond belief fucking idiots. it => just a mail server, it should not be hard to keep running. fucking rand => fuckingme around. returning weird shit. fucking up dns => different from breaking routes that carriers pay hundreds of thousands / month to maintain. fucking up dns => different from breaking routes that carriers pay hundreds of thousands / month to maintain. fuckpig! sigaltstack => berkeley, not posix. fud => fscked up disinformation or fear, uncertainty, doubt fuerte => strong fug this, lerk => tired, night fug, lerk => out of wine fugitive => great :-) fuhhh. i'm an idoit... why => it that when I think I understand basic perl stuff something messes up and I don't know why.. ugh.. so frustrating fulcrum, ug => no expert here (so ask around), but you may be able to use select() to see if anything is waiting on STDIN. full entry in the jargon file => even harsher. full pipe => available to muncher full thing that returns => (spam coming): full title => working paper for draft proposed internation standard for information systems -- programming languages c++ full topic => there, you just cannot see it fumanchu => looking for the FAQ, if you ask me. fun => a good enough reason for everything fun of computers => all in writing code. fun part => that you now can write totally obfuscated code you can't even maintain yourself func => inferrible func() => ok. function => like this in pseudo code: function called var_sub => at the heart of it. I'm going to try building a module out of it and put it on CPAN as Text::Symbol functional => probably difficult. Might be possible though. functional programming => cool fund => keeping up with about 10% of what \merlyn has paid. :) funet => in some place called `Espoo'. funet.fi => working again. or The Mother of All CPANs. or where Fins have more Fun. or ftp://ftp.funet.fi/pub/languages/perl/CPAN/ or for the -true- CPAN junkie. funk => The Funk and the Groove bind our universe together. Embrace the funkatization! funk dat => You in effect, homey! funkadelic => BOOTSY! BOOTSY! funkateer => http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/pjebsen/pb-famal.htm funkatize => Use the Funk, Luke! funky parse case: do that => the question funniest part => that his patent was approved this past december. funnily enough, guess what it => called? ;-) funny => as funny does funny how it => ok to play with purl only when pudge is in the mood funny how security => aleasy more important _AFTER_ they get in. funny thing => that its not for the web :) funny thing about $;,@_; => that \mjd has been doing Perl so much that \mjd *can't* see it as a punctuation jumble. \mjd's brain autoparses it. funny thing about the worm, => that it was triggered by a typo. funny thing here => that in Perl, for refs, `eq' is just like lisp's `eq'. funny thing tho => iLLUMiNAT *know* the reverse lookup worked *one* time so far ( you see thaat nicveley in irc) funny thing, though, => that I'm host.deny'ing everyone on this system, including the source. funny. stupid => using bash. funny? perldoc => very informative. funy part is, one day => 12 C out, nect day its -12 and snowing further, excession, ^pudge => wondering what you meant by "It's so easy to be horrid about free stuff. :-/" further, since when => money necessarily related to happiness? furthermore, $ref => overwritten on each loop iteration. So unless $ref is placed into @saveit, the stuff it references is gc'd on every iteration. furthermore, although the push => linear, the overhead is large. furthmore, ed => right. There's no need to replicate it to all CPANs. If you make binaries available for ObscureOS with only 5 users worldwide, there's no need to put that on all CPANs. fuser => an external program. Its not perl. fuser.c => tiny fusion, what you need => someone who knows how to configure your server or tell you what is wrong with the script talking to the server, not programming help fuss => part hypocracy, imho futhermore, ?: => an expression, if () a statement. future => either genetic manipulation, or burning people at the cross for speaking their mind. future of perl => unknown. fuxin a your box => fast, alex fuxor => the state of being fuxed up! fuzzy wuzzy => a bear. fvwm => nice in that you can customise pretty much anything. fvwm95 => a surprisingly good window manager. fwiw, that's why flock() => a system call. so it *can* be atomic. fx channel => cool fyi, randy harmon => working on improving baker's Apache::Session to incorporate recent ideas fyi. amazon books => highering Perl programmers. g => variant from approximately 9.78039 m/s^2 the Equator to approximately 9.83217 at the poles. or affected by one's vertical distance from sea level or the 7th letter of the english alphabet g g. allen => one crazy MF! g*d this => funny. g++ -o => the basic syntax. g, pg, pg-13, ma... => that it? g-man => a lame-o bastard g. anderson => ? hhmm g.g. allen? => \lembit lame that \lembit don't know that name? g.g. allin => a really nasty guy and is at http://home.att.net/~gortician/X-Site/gor1.htm or a leading producer of guano g.nu => almost as good as .gnu g.root-server.net => NIC.MIL... good luck taking that out g0tcha, your irc client => screwed up :) g0tcha, your nickcompletion => g3 => the Apple line, not the processor. g3/300 => high-end. :) g4 => due for production quantities by 1999, with 1Ghz by the end of that year ga => short and dull gack => a bar. Not with CGI or WWW gadget => such a cute name for a computer gads, frobenius => too tired to program, this sucks gads, lerk => processing catalog requests: Some of these people claim that they actively read like a dozen magazines concurrently gafb => get an effing book gag, where => adding 1900? gah! gnat => the name of a freeware Ada compiler. :)P gah! mimsy => not trying to be dense here! gah, abend => going to get soaked walking to the T gah. pgp::pipe => utterly broken. gaiety => everywhere galexand => not talking about expressing GAlexand in english, GAlexand istalking about the ideal imperative form of communication, with a large emphasis on the encoding of the speech into machine code. galifax> open with ">filename" => a file create. So if the open fails it does not create a file game => rudefix got game, homey. gamera => really neat. gamera is full of meat or a friend to children games? => that possible gamespot.com => where i work. jsd's t1 at home is immaculate.org gander => flattered (30 on 6/1) gander don't know why gander => having such a hard time picking this auto stuff up gander, a package => a separate namespace. gang bang => not good. ganja => going to .. as soon as the dollar stabilizes in ganja's country gank gank => ark ark gank_gank => fond of botplay gantoris ... your number => so ... big ... gantoris => at the perlipc manpage now gantoris's opinion => that it pretty much rocks gantoris, monitoring processes => always fun ... good luck gantoris, that => good style gantoris, that => good style gantoris, the child(ren) => gap => new at Perl. Gap just installed the Pw32i316 file. Gap want to know how Gap can write a perl program from here. garbage => garbage collecting => "hmmm, no one can see this pointer anymore, Stupid guess Stupid'll free it up" garbage, defined => suspect in that code. Try explicitly saying $pid > 0 garbage- => not using the perl debugger. garbled => trying to debug a perl script.. garbled keep getting "Broken Pipes" is there a way garbled can hunt these down easily? garbled, there => stuff on CPAN to do that garbled, what version of unix => that on gardner => a genius... gargoile => working with legacy code, but otherwise Gargoile wouldn't use it. :P gartner group offshoot `giga' => hard-g gartner group offshoot `giga' => hard-g gary => a *major* spanker gary burnore => a cyber-skank or a big, fatty, pole-smoker gary gnu, for one, => pretty anal, but the rest of the folks are pretty cool. elves are rather friendly, you know? gas => taco bell's fault gas here => right at a dollar / gallon now, so about 25 US cents. gasp!! => merlyn ... Randall??! gated => at http://sunsite.unc.edu/pub/Linux/system/network/daemons/ gates => the dark master of the Evil Empire. or known as $bill. that's scalar! gates walks in, his pc => out of his control. gates' wealth => not the issue here. gateszilla => a huge all devouring monster gateway => annoying gatuno, this channel => for English. if you don't know English, apologies, but you won't get much help here. gatuno1's english => very, very litltle gauze => a #bitchx op gauze how fast => sdsl? gauze's gf => back fromt he store gauze's knowledge of perl => pretty small gauze's mom => a Nurse gawd damn, yevo => lagged gawd! sprint => *still* fucked up. arggh! gawd, and badlandz => irish and drunk, how apropriate gawd, our gateway => slow. gawd, python => verbose. gawd, the m$ phenominon => more a result of shitty technical management than slick advertising. "No one will fire you for buying Microsoft" is the key phase in most MIS people's heads. gawd, zawinski => going to decide on guile for the scripting language for Mozilla++... arkuat can feel it in arkuat's bones gawd. chaimf => 45 degrees off again on P5P gawking => delightful. that's most of the action Tkil got in college. :) gay => rather exuberantly happy. gb, mh => close with mh-e, but it's missing a folding-list mode and there's no subject threading gb, news.groups => gba => Guilty By Association gbacon -> this => hwere the nerds of the world gather gbacon => moving to take info and shove it up Richard Stallman's ass gbacon doubt the queen => much of a Perl hacker :-) gbacon he spirit => strong, but the tuit is square gbacon know, but => there an wrapper somewhere that can pretend it's talking to an FTP server? gbacon think graham => guilty of the sin of uncooperativeness gbacon's boss's daughter => *hot* gbacon's point => that powerful systems are necessarily expert friendly and necessarily novice hostile gbacon, => it scheduled for _005 or .005? gbacon, five => too much gbacon, pico => a good simple editor gbacon, purl => one sick puppy. :) gbacon, you define which data => dependent on which other bits of data... and what actions happen when certain data gets defined gbarr => a dolt. gbp => Great British Pounds gc in perl => causing this.. gcal says 2/1 => a Sunday gcc 2.7.2 => explicitly mentioned... gcc => pure C gcc for alpha => evidently usable now, so that makes amagosa's opinion of Linux on AXPs rather uninformed, since I haven't tried it in months. gcc optimization => very scary. gcl => at ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/pub/gnu gd => a nice library for GIF stuff. or on CPAN or c libs at http://www.boutell.com/gd/ gd's syntax => copy(sourceImage,dstX,dstY,srcX,srcY,width,height) Are you sure it isn't that? gd.pm => cool gdb => a popular C debugger. perl -d is gdb on meth. :-) gdb isnt ported to windows => gdb on a core => giving me "not in executable format: File format not recognized" errors, but "file core" gives "ELF 32-bit MSB core file SPARC Version 1, from ..." gdbm => fast? Hm gdbm_file => good too gears => learning perl right now via the waite interactive thing gears's computer => grunting like crazy!! WTF?? gears, the question => confusingly phrased. geb => still cool or Guiding Eyes for the Blind, the organization I volunteer for or 'Godel, Escher, Bach: The Enternal Golden Braid' by Douglas Hofstadter gecko => gecko book => not that great. geckos => http://www.tu-chemnitz.de/~fachat/8bit/osa/index.html geek => a geek is a carnival actor whose act usually consists on biting the heads off of live chickens and snakes gees, purl => experts gem => trying to figure out the differenece between "$this, $that" and "$this & $that". gem => trying to figure out the differenece between "$this, $that" and "$this & $that". gem, 5 => the latest major version gem, cpan => where to good perl programs are gem, if text => all you need, doing a find on the text of the document ought to be possible. gem, if text => all you need, doing a find on the text of the document ought to be possible. gem, if text => all you need, doing a find on the text of the document ought to be possible. gem, if text => all you need, doing a find on the text of the document ought to be possible. gem, if text => all you need, doing a find on the text of the document ought to be possible. gem, programming => complex gem, purl => worrying about optimization when your program probably isn't even working yet gem, reading complex docs => simpler than complex programming. Reading complex docs *is* starting simple. gem, there => with every programming language gem, this => it. gem999 => talking like a website server gem999, eq => gender on various nouns => something Tkil absolutely cannot remember. gene shallot => doing shrooms he baked up in a pan? general answer => "try it". if it's too slow, try something else. general belief around here => tha t the activestate port bites, and the guru port is better. general note - beos intel => released! general problem => to print fortran style double precision numbers, for which a sprintf specifier doesn't exist. general relativity => unnecessary here. general rule => `there is no general rule to determine *what* a function will do in scalar context if all you know is what it will do in list context' general solution here => to use file locking. generalized, oo => an epistemological orientation generally a debit card's limit => the checking account. generally efnet.telstra.net.au => pretty stable. Just today it's been very flakey. generally it => easier to make Perl programs secure. generally it => easier to make Perl programs secure. generally passing @foo %foo => a very bad idea generally, although no-one => perfect. generally, the number => generally, the number => generally, your system's limit => more important than perl's. generating a .c that => independent of the existing installation IS NOT THE GOAL. generating a new symbol => faster? generating the characters => easy generic form => mailto:nick!user@host.tld right? generosity => occasionally overrated. genesis => an exception to the rule. genius => quite often the ability to make a seemingly useless connection worthwhile genki => genki YO! geno, where => your site? ^Pudge wanna play. genocide, your colon => glowing. Turn it off, please. genocide- => more of a C programmer, genocide- use PERL sometimes for practical things (CGI's and stuff usually) genocide- know nt => crap genocide- never said genocide- => a genius, but they are given instructions, read them genoxis's presend dir => /e:/domains/nethernet/window gentlemen, filtering => all right in the US, with flat rates and all, but I pay to recieve spam. geocar => even using an old version of PanaSuck's client on an exploitable linux kernel geocar's attempt => flawed... the number 0 will terminate the string... geocar's other box => GeoCar's test machine... it's running win98, georgia => your friend. ger => flush left germans => sissies! germgosa -> why on earth => your ~/.bash_history a directory? germgosa => gonna go switch to dialup gerrymck's string => : gestalt => not Murr's name. That's the name of that manager. get => for idempotent actions get a paper route. mre => about $30. Or just don't go out drinking for a few nights or something. get high => dave's not here! get information => logged as well (damn apache) so that isn't an option. get it => got it get it? => got it get lost. this => not a web channel. get over it boy. life => like this! get the date::manip module (or => that Date::Calc?) get the net::who => module get thee to cpan => Yea, verily! Go hence, posthaste! get thicker skin. that => ridiculous get to know map. map => your friend! get used to it. language => one of the most evolving beasts in existence. get, => the missing verb get_data, if provided, => called every time data comes in. get_file_open => of course a variable declaration getc => get the next character from the filehandle getcwd() => not POSIX getgrent => get next group record getgrgid => get group record given group user ID getgrnam => get group record given group name gethostbyaddr => get host record given its address gethostbyaddr() => the function call to resolve IPs to hostnames. gethostbyaddr(gethostname()) => a better idea gethostbyname => get host record given name gethostbyname sys::hostname => only sending back one ip 127.0.0.1 gethostent => get next hosts record getinfo => the name of a program than reads aa memory location getline crap => a function fimmtiu wrote. getlogin => return who logged in at this tty getnetbyaddr => get network record given its address getnetbyname => get networks record given name getnetent => get next networks record getopt => in the standard distribution getopt.pl => perl4 and yes, they're base modules. getopt::long => so easy to use. ah, don't forget $Getopt::Long::ignorecase = 0; getopts.pl => part of the standard Perl distribution, and like all files in the standard Perl distribution, RCS hasn't been used on those files in a long long time. getpeername => find the other hend of a socket connection getpgrp => get process group getppid => get parent process ID getpriority => get current nice value getprotobyname => get protocol record given name getprotobynumber => get protocol record numeric protocol getprotoent => get next protocols record getpwent => get next passwd record getpwent($<)[7] => the most reliable way to get the home dir, right? getpwnam => get passwd record given user login name getpwnam() => all he needs. getpwuid => get passwd record given user ID gets testy when he => sick getservbyname => get services record given its name getservbyport => get services record given numeric port getservent => get next services record getsockname => retrieve the sockaddr for a given socket getsockopt => get socket options on a given socket gettext => a way of doing i18n on random apps getting a degree => fine if you want to be a professional student. if you like money, forget the degree getting a good perl book => recommended if you've never done any perl programming getting an accuont with them => not possible for me, as they require a $5000 minimum balance. getting gcc => a non-issue these days getting gimp to compile => a drag, yeah getting hold of books => complicated. Unless they are available on-line. getting off on irc that => a different matter... getting ops on #perl => its own rpg. getting the first job => hard MrSolo guess.. rest comes easy getting the uranium => the hard part getting them to load on demand => easy, but it's a pain to get rid of them later. Not that you can't do it, just that it's probably not worth the trouble. getting up after 3 pm => a bad idea... I should know i've done it too often getting work visas => nigh on impossible without sponsorship, so I have heard. getting your ass laminated => a religious debate. gexy, "k" => not OK gf => grandfather gf? what, => #perl cross-pollenated from #bicomputerfemmes, too? gfood => a contraction for good food gg allin => occasionally channelled through \lembit. gg perl => sorta like c++ (at least that's what i heard) gg's aimer => all messed up gg's typer => broken ggi => http://synergy.caltech.edu/~ggi/ or Generic Graphics Interface ghostsview => a horrible interfacce ghostview => the GNU PostScript viewer giddiness of sleep deprivation => slowly turning into one mother of a headache... gieger => god. gif => rather complex gif89 animation => hardly java giggler => porting perl scripts from unix and giGGler don't know how to reference the libs... giggsy => not sure it works, because $File will contain only the first file line giggsy think amagosa's method => faster gillian anderson => 100% total babe gilligan's island => the worst show that ever existed gilmore => nice & sane gimli => gonna get that rod gimme five => Up high! gimp 1.0 => soon to follow! gimp => still a little buggy, but it's really amazing. It's very close to modern photoshop right now. It even does some things PS doesn't. Really cool program. or http://www.gimp.org gimp stuff => pretty cool too. gimp::perl => a fabric of webart's imagination gimp::perl => a fabric of webart's imagination gimp::perl => a fabric of webart's imagination girfriend => really the best, imho girl i went to school with => single again, but she's in the wrong city. attractive, artistic, AND has a CS degree from Fmh's almamater.... sigh gisle => pretty up-to-date on his techniques, too. expect occasional baroqueness, but good leverage of the IO::Socket::INET classes and stuff. git => like a prat, but more irritating and less ridiculous. give me a error message that => not valid.. give nickm a llama => here purl go give oznoid a llama => here \purl go give to caesar what => caesars give to caesar what => caesars given that #cgi => +i right now, maybe u would be allowed given that the bible => one of the best-selling books of all time, that makes god quite the whore, don't it? ;-> given this => on a box with a very-special purpose. gk => trying to use getpwnam and it works well.. but gk has a username '--mort--' and it fails miserably with that.. is there an easy way to fix that? gl => the best glad ^pudge => idle glad lej => not alone in that sympathy ... lej just keep on expecting him to say in a whiny voice "ok, now, one more, you can do it, you can *do* it!" glad that he => being mended, or glad that he was gelded? ;-) glad that psql => working out for you glad to hear that wife => fine. wish rudefix could say the same for the car. glad to see bsa => not the only one not awake... glad wraithx => not alone :) gladiator think gladiator => figuring it out glamour boy => the one song ^Pudge do NOT like glance => not free glen => a C/C++ programmer, just starting to use Perl over the 'net - anyone got a second to answer a quicky? glibc 2.0 => evil. glibc => a mess. glibc vs libc => just like the a.out => elf transition glibc2 => [purportedly] threadsafe. glimpse => http://glimpse.cs.arizona.edu/ or a really great search tool. gloabl varaible => evil.. gloats that his team => #463 glob => expand filenames using wildcards glob("foo*") => returning ("foo -- no such file or directory") when the expansion fails. global => global is global. globalarray => (19981,19982,.....) globalarray => (19981,19982,.....) globalh warming => ruining winter sports globalink => the barcelona company globals1 => dyslexic of BOrg. your ass will be laminated. globbing => bad gloone, => this a web server? glottal => of or relating to the glottis glowing colon => what happens if you eat radioactive meat. glub -> that => exactly what he's telling you. glub => into loads of drugs glub -just not the illegal ones and the shitty ones like nicotine glub, whoever says it => better to have loved and lost is a complete moron. gluttony => gmac => a Canuck of course gmac like hockey! gmake? what flav => that? gmt => the old name for what is currently called UT1. gmta => great minds think alike, but it's just a joke gmtime => convert UNIX time into record or string using Greenwich time gnat => njt by another name gnat classic => the glasses. gnats => the GNU Problem Report Management System gnip => gnop gnip => gnop gnome => very promising. it's a KDE-like desktop. http://www.gnome.org/ gnu => not unix or at ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/, but it's often busy gnu autoconf => simply one of the Greater Things to come out of GNU, imho. gnu fileutils => available on prep.ai.mit.edu gnu licensing => not bsd licensing. gnu plotutils => cool. And with that thought, I go to dinner. gnu software => the only C code I actually almost enjoy reading. gnu version => unbelievable gnu-st intro => nicely written. gnu-win32 => pretty neat, if you're into that kind of thing. Kinda like taking the training wheels off your bike. or http://www.cygnus.com/misc/gnu-win32/ gnuhurd => the greatest non-unix, unix ever! gnumach => an improvement of Mach 4, out of Utah, which is an improvement over Mach 3, out of CMU. gnus => a major ramp up when you switch over. gnuscape => the cutting edge browser of the moment, AFAIK. Abigail seldom play with it, as Abigail don't do Emacs. go find out if your question => web or not, and then come back after you know go up the road? waswaldo => not familiar with that expression. but waswaldo can make a few guesses. goal => making the best Perl and making it the most useful. goat => a keyword for Excession's lame IRC event. goats are passe, zebra mouse => more inventive. goats schmoats! "pig" => todays animal of choice. goats schmoats! "red kangaroo" => todays animal of choice. gobridge -> yes, but perl5.003 => in /usr/bin/perl gobridge => not finding a way to search for books at oreilly.com by animal. :-( gobridge don't suppose anyone => trying to get Linux Torvalds voted in as one of the top 100... gobridge think microsoft => developing various games at http://www.zone.com, but gobridge don't go there since it requires MSIE. :-( gobridge think she => dating a much older hockey player Federov. gobridge, time => for illiterates. god => an American, and we've got the American Jesus! or Guarenteed Overnight Delivery god dagda => lame god damn => supie a horrible typer god damn, irc.ais.net => broken. god damn, layer3.org => eating amagosa's web server alive :) god damn. amagosa => never going to your country. god damnit freddy => GOING BLIND!! help! god damnit! => everyone on earth a crack junkie or what?! god nocarrier => so glad nocarrier has a sense of humor. god purl => wonderful. god that thing => annoying. god this guy => such a fucking idiot. god this net::irc code => scary. god this portscan => taking forever god! now rude => a freakin server... god, random => too tired to think. god, rezawork => in a pissed off mood god, that bot => amazing god, that gary burnore => quite a freak god, the cgi.pm code => god, there => a "babeamp" winamp variant now. god, this bsd/os machine => WICKED slow god, this machine => SLOW god, what => it with this pasting? god, windows95 => so terrible god, windows95 => so terrible god, windows95 => so terrible god, windows95 => so terrible god, windows95 => so terrible god... skud => getting msg'd by a guy from #teen goddamn redhat cd => impossible to remove goddamn this => weird. godiva => real chocolate? gods, excession => a fewl! godwin's law => godzilla => cheesy as hell. goes to shower, which => probably more than you needed to know goes with what works, and => easiest to support (when i'm stuck in the supporting role) gof or it, crimethnk => email impaired right now. going to flee. lag => a bit too much. going to jail => gojira => pretty close. goko => working on a script from a winblows machine and when Goko upload it and reun it Goko get: goko, small talk => much better :-) gold => good. Goold is great golden ratio => (1+sqrt(5))/2, right? goldwater => now Coldwater golf => a good walk spoiled. golf clap => We're holding the world's smallest celebration party, just for YOU. gone till novemeber => someone else. gonemad => an honorary MIRCer. goob => a delicacy often served with milk chocolate and dinner mints goob's left foot => killing goob good *design* => hard. HTML is no exception good :) that someone => me. good :) that someone => me. good => :) that was fun good algorithm in perl => better than a poor one in C; ensure that your algorithms are well-designed. good barber => an essential part of everyone's life. good beer => good. bad beer is well, bad. good cgi book. => that legal? i mean, really. good god. where => "here"? good god. where => "here"? good help => more important than a good date. good idea, because now arkuat => very confused about the identity of whomever opped last night (it happened when arkuat was getting quite sleepy) good idea. sql => actually kinda elegant if used in small quantities. good job rod purl => an official loser! :P good job rod purl => an official loser! :P good lord holomorph => getting two people mixed up arghhh... it must be getting late. good lord this => a scary font good lord, it => a slow night, isn't it? :) good lord. how old => this stereo? Look at the dust! good luck, but inc => a LOOOOTT of fucking work, you'll need a lawyer and an accountant to be realistic :) good luck, gimp => a huge compile good mainenance => never too much trouble. "use Exporter" and four lines later... good marketing => part of capitalism. if you don't like it, maybe china is better good method => the rhythm method good morning * => Good morning :) good morning as the case => for Jaggy.. *yawn* good news => good news week => ... good ;-) good perl reference site => http://www.perl.[com|org|net], reference.perl.com, or "man perl" or "perldoc perl" or just type 'perl' in your damned browser good pick up line => "well, fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?" good place to start => 'perldoc split' good point, but amagosa => not paying thousands of dollars and wasting years on BS classes to get to anything useful. good point. "=~ => for binding a variable to a match, substitution, or trasposition operator". better? :) good point. @array => already a filecount :) good point. helix's version => probably very old! good point. nfs => our friend. good programmer => a hacker good programming => all about writing programs that can be used in ways you didn't intend. good programming style => a pain? Why are you here? good question. actually, jvc => not sure. JVC has a different STDOUT and STDERR handles. good she => going to north carolina this weekend. good sign that a monopoly => *not* natural, is if you can get fined or thrown in jail for trying to compete with it good thing "perl" => high on the list. :) good thing => newbieper only need to code in perl once a long while good thing \merlyn => already working in MtView this week. good thing about losing ops => that jjohn can go find another IRC client. That's a good thing(to see why, version jjohn...) good thing about vim/vile/nvi => that the basics are the same as vi. And every unix machine as vi. Not every unix machine has emacs. good thing amagosa => a unix nerd. amagosa don't need books. good thing he => satisfied with his service, amagosa'd hate to see his questions and annoyances if he was dissatisfied :) good thing kanex => the sysadmin good thing mrsolo => not the only one that brings in the bread in MrSolo's home. good thing q[merlyn] => already in CPAN.pm :) good thing q|merlyn| => staging it. :) good thing the best bar intown => only 100 steps away. :-) good thing the book => taking longer than expected; we can probably get 5.1.6 on to the CD. good thing the bot => being atomized and re-written good thing the phone line => still working. good to hear she => OK. good url => http://www.affy.com/p5be good use, if the handle => meant to be "local", is: local *LOCALHANDLE; JVC's $file = *LOCALHANDLE; good video production work => definitely not cheap good way to annoy abigail => to say `Boogie Boogie Boo!' good way to understand => to see the docs. good word, or phrase, => "Move to Boston." good, perl => one of them. I'll be really cozy to work on *this* supercomputer. good, that warning => scary good, two ways => better than one :) good, which runlevel => the multi-user environment at? good. a degree => a waste of time and money good. moof => probably going to end up stealing some of his code (in spirit, if not necessarily in form.) good. reading => good. good. ssh => still free for everything we use it for. good. that thing => downright scarey to work with. good. what => do that? good... offsite backup => your friend. :) goodie, ie4 => *finally* coming out for HP-UX. been waiting on this one for ages... goodness south park => funny. goodness, tom => the master of ad hominems. gopher => the pre-WWW information service gopher, ftp and veronica => all Web. gordon1 => not a full-time perl programmer like you guys Gordon1 just want a Q answered real quick gorgeous gf => on her way over in 20 minutes. :-) gorilla's function => going to call a user's function, then call system, and I want the user's function to do proper untainting gorilla's function => going to call a user's function, then call system, and I want the user's function to do proper untainting gorp => the traditional hiker/biker food gosa => still gone gospel period => goss => goss => goss >> => yours a server? goss could. goss => tempted to find goss a PAUSE account so goss can upload stuff, now goss has figured it -how-. goss give up. goss => too dumb. it doen't work, stupid goss guess the question => why would goss get that error from a socket? goss installed it okay. goss => just concerned that if goss distrib this program the total idiots who use it won't know how. goss know that, but text:: => for text -manipulation0 innit? goss spelled backwards => `ssog' goss take it then there => no fixed value at which a hash chokes and dies? It just gets slower? goss that => what riley1 was looking for goss tried perldoc, goss => just stuck on a stupid point. the send_response method won't let goss set the content-type. goss's => far superior, alas. goss's boss => Andrew Pam, you probably know him. goss, i think autoload => to make program apparent startup times faster goss, i think there => such a feature, but probably maintaining the list is a chore that oznoid doesn't keep up with or something goss, i think there => such a feature, but probably maintaining the list is a chore that oznoid doesn't keep up with or something goss, lej => rarely drunk ... lej isbig. Getting lej drunk costs lej alot of money. goss, that => neither stupid nor bizarre. Just use CGI.pm for that; it parses everything. goss, what => that supposed to do? :-) goss1, goss => free. goss> => the java applet supposed to do anything? goss> this => vorsprung's first new 'puter for 5 years, it will soon be out of date again goss> yes, but salmon => not opening a file! Salmon is opening a pipe to a process, which is what open2 is supposed to be doing for Salmon gost => at http:/vipul.net/gost gostats => powered by CGI got a book? this => really basic stuff. got a cyrex over here klaruz => moving to cause of it got a question: amy_ => using File::Copy, and Amy_ got the error: "foo.txt" is not exported by the File::Copy module at ./bar.pl line 11. Can anyone tell Amy_ what could be wrong? got a quick question, => there any way to create or define constants in perl? got careful by one, careful => only 34 got code => We'll need to see some code (three lines max) that won't do what you want. Then we can help you. got fired today and => looking for work got it for $399 aud, which => about (doing some rough calculations courtesy of lej's palm pilot ... ) $268 US, less than that got it, the buffer => got it, yep. 4.0 => kind of unstable. Stupid_ guess they went too far in making a True MSOffice clone. :) got the new phb to say 'nt => for desktops; Unix is for servers' today goto => create spaghetti code gotta be stable. 2.1.x smp => cool, though gotta go. gf => so demanding gov't => moving towards nt. gov't created monopoly => the opposite of a naturally arising monopoly? govenrment => arguing for denying him First Amendment rights? goverment => seldom for its perspicacity known. government => government's stake => to show it can regulate, not consumer welfare. govt => into "sending messages". it's cheaper to carpetbomb baghdad than to uniformly carpetbomb every economically counteradvantageous regime gowraath> the issue => why is he using such a crazy locking system gowrath> i agree flock => fine gozilla => next gpa => 2.1 and falling ... gpm => so you can cut and paste in text mode gprof => for C, there is a profile for perl gps => global positioning system or Great Plains Software gps rollover => GPS System Time will roll over at midnight 21-22 August 1999, 132 days before the Year 2000. gpv => Gnu Public Virus gradius => not familiar with Net::Telnet. Where can GRADiUS get info? graduate schoold => the snooze button on the alarm clock of life graduated tax => based on the idea that the government can determine how much money somone needs. graham => doing something a little funny in IO:::File::open that \mjd don't quite understand. graham barr => recording the results. graham's position => untenable/unreasonable, but people should accomodate him in some way grahams => the "most likely to break in release + 1" :-) grail => slow grammar => fine, but the wordage is ugly. grand central => nicer grandchild => now an orphan, and will be waited for by init(1) granfalloon => an artificial alliance between human beings based on historical accidents grant money => about the only way to do geological research these days granted and agreed that there => more to telnet and raw connection. granted this => a sun ultra 4000 but still granted, abend => weaker than most... granted, theft => grapefruit => superlime of an orange. graph top end => 300 give me a example using 300 graph traversal => like count crossing which is like url annoyance. graphics gems => great, but all five books will also run you 200$US or so. graphics in the kernel => scary. graps-jr -> amagosa => relaying this to him via /msg graps-jr => trying to load in some older Perl modules into the current 5.004 Perl, but graps-jr is not sure if the older modules have old commands/directives that don't work anymore grass => always greener. gray => grey is gray graylight => just an artist Waaa. gre => the equiv of the SAT for grad school entrance great .. |wizzard| => that far already =) great now jsd__'s mac => crashing great studio ghibl => threaten someone to bring down whisper of heart site down great thing => that all files compress to '1' great thing about life => how those 5 years of happiness REALLY contrast with jjohn's life now!grrrr great thing about perl => one can rewrite it if it's broken. great tweaty's mind => know spining :) great, #sql => opless. Damnit. great, hinder => trying to use lexical variables great, the bot => bilingual now. great, the number => busy. great. "tkil's isp => worse than your isp..." great. a cheese critic. what => th world coming to. petey, you have entirely too much culture to be here. ;) great. jjohn => in favor of it. Every author should support their own stuff. great. purl => a she now. Look out for the HNG's ... great? pudge => not here greatest => I *am* the Pumpkin King! greatest thing about bugs => that there are so many of them. greeble => snork greeble => snork greed => Bill Gates's best attribute greediness => unhappy. greedy vs non greedy => irrelevant. greeeat, ayenet => evidently attempting to direct port 80 requests through their proxy server like those lame aussie ISPs lej has to put up with =( green => much more pleasant the notional color than yellow. greeneway => on hall, not scholls greenguy => trying to make a value of a $hash{key} be a refernce to an array of words. I want to do it in initialization. greenway => on scholls. :-) greetings, perljam => a jsd too, Jonathan Scott Duff :-) greets => The squeaky wheel gets the greets. greetz ... what => the most effecient way for perl to do the equiv of calling dos: dir /a/s/b *$userinput1*.*$userinput2* ? greg => not a dull cookie. greg, now that => illegal, but it seems to me the case is not about that. greg, where => that? greg, yeah, and i think it => the worst one to pick. :-) greg, yeah, and i think it => the worst one to pick. :-) gregorian calendar => a nasty pit of traps for programmers... best to stick to Date::Parse grep // => good too, no? grep => locate elements in a list test true against a given criterion grep and files => for humans, sql is for hardware. natch sql is faster. grep here => idiotic. grep readdir # => your friend grep { /$pattern/ } @array => a whole other story... grep {/.../} @list => much slower than grep /.../, @list grep() => somehow confusing first few times you use it :) grep() function => not equivalent to the grep(1) command grew up in cincinnatii, and => now pondering taking booty from Berkeley to Pittsburgh (more geeks than Cincy) and buying wunna them cheapo ten-room mansions grey => a funny name for 'dick'? greyghost if your code => being executed via CG!, it can and will be redily hacked grf => a piece of shit grid.net t1 => amagosa's favorite. 2 hops from the gw router here to mae-west. 2 hops to mae-east. grid.net. ayenet's new t1 => supposed to come from them. Of course they were supposed to install it 2months ago griddle torgox => not even sure about. grimace => a foot-long purple dildo belonging to WareCow, or a 6-foot-long talking purple dildo at McDonald's. grins at lerk. goss => the jeans-and-a-tshirt-and-a-crewcut type. grins at mjd, wherever he => :-) gristle => the stringy bits in meat grizzy => trying to find out how to do a "here script" in perl, in the manual. What do Grizzy look for. Grizzy can't find it under that search string. groadin => a talk show host, only one worth watching really. groans "some fiend => molesting purl" grody => now that's a word i haven't heard in a long time. grody. => $who: now that's a word i haven't heard in a long time. groff => cool. Where did those nice fonts come from? groff => cool. Where did those nice fonts come from? groff => cool. Where did those nice fonts come from? grog => that stuff they stick in clay to help keep it moist grok => understanding. or to drink grooooooooooovy! \ => a compile-time thing, not just a runtime thing. njt hadn't noticed that you could say func\($a, @b, %c) gross and mrsolo => eating too gross way of doing it => by cycling through all of the numbers n - 1 (for number n, of course) all the way to 0 using the modulus and testing for a 0 result. grosse pointe blank => a very cool movie. group sex => not the issue. Hackworth think. they are too individualistic for a 'line marriage' kind of thing. groups rudefix shows he => in wheel. grousing => what happened when purl first appeared grover => cool :) grr ... lej => sick of using roll-your-own sockets. Today ... Today, lej will convert this darned script to use IO::Socket grr ... this => annoying ... grr. alter.net => fucked. grr. who => asn-intel shows teh funny stuff, but q[merlyn] can't get purl to do that. grrr ... lej => rapidly getting very angry grrr infinite loop => killing jalex! grrr, that obnoxious buzzing => back in Stupid_'s earphones. And me with brand new albums. grrr, this => driving me nuts. I've got a SOCKFD I want to read() from, in a subroutine. I can't get a read(SOCKFD) to work in the subroutine, but it works fine in Figz's main routine... grrr. his camel obsession => a black shame upon the Perl community. grrr. wuarchive => broken. grud, dunno. how => mac perl compare? grumble. wp 6.0 for linux => $140... grumbles that ey => probably going to have to singlehandedly install ssh on all these dang Sun boxes around here, grrr gryp> maybe purl => out of shm handles or something gryph => GQ Smooth gryph think this => called an obsession :) gryph, as long as $hash{$c} => a hash ref gryph, autoload => a way of making "default" methods(methods that aren't explicitly declared). Good for simple accessor methods gryph0n => a crackhead KLB gryph0n don't think pack => gonna work, Stupid... gryph0n know... so => -w and TaintChecking gryph0n that => an epic modern fable. The news for today is the movies for tomorrow gryphon => cool as $#!7 gryphon believe that => sufficient... it also must halt Gryphon forgot that... gryphon don't think gryphon => that much of an LB... Gryphon got 18 credits this semester, and work 20 hrs/week... (not saying Gryphon is Superman or anything)... gryphon no it => iillegal for you go get the aid you do and still work more then 20 hours. gryphon vb => very easy to pick up, but then you get sucked into all the gross MS shit gryphon, "bit string" => a bit ambiguous. Could you put it another way? gryphon, help => always good. As is knowing when to stop. gryphon, programming perl => an empirical science. Once you learn this, you will be in a good position. Until you do, nothing will help you. gryphon, that => the quick way. gs => SO MUCH MORE complete. gs port => the best. gsar port => much nicer gscom -> perl2exe => certainly not guaranteed to work. gscom => going to go sulk. bbl. gscom linux => being ported where? gscom wonder if there => anything in the Win32:: modules to detect NTFS vs. FAT? gscom; ok what => found all the possible paths for perl's lib gsirc? aha..this => what Davide is after.. url? gt => for comparing strings, not numbers. gta => Grand Theft Auto or a game that kicks sooo much ass, they could use it to launch Hackinsack to the moon. or a game for crackheads gte => as bad as it gets. :-\ gtk => really cool, what Drubbly has seen of it or at http://gtk.org/ gtk newest => .99.5 gtk stuff => relatively new, and ther is no published interface gtk tutorial => nice, but its lacking in some places gtk+ => 1.0.0 now guano => shit guarding them => the right thing to do gud => Grand Unified Debugger guess activeware => history guess ann => bisexual or something guess everyone => dead. guess he => gone... guess he don't get that select => a bot and never forgets .. :) guess jsd_ => not select enough guess kennt => clueless...rename can move between directories?? guess lerk => wrong guess perldoc => it. guess purl => famous huh? guess rupa's memory on the 220 => not that good. no, if it is a real vt220 you need to talk serial to it. Digital wanted you to buy a terminal server (which did talk to the network) guess rupa's memory on the 220 => not that good. no, if it is a real vt220 you need to talk serial to it. Digital wanted you to buy a terminal server (which did talk to the network) guess the problem => Torleiv don't understand Torleiv's own datastructure Torleiv is trying guess tile => not 'popular' enough for purl guess what |wizzard| => looking at guess what? if there => one, it stops printing. :) guesses 96bits => enough guesses 96bits => enough guesses it's what rms => guesses java => giving the r guesses lyre => of the "make some random change, see if it works" school of thought. guesses mandrake => using enlightenment? guesses petey => in the naughty #channel tonight guesses such a book as jalex => looking for doesn't exist "Everybody has there own definition of 'right' and there own way fo getting there" guesses that f14 => about to make a mistake. guesses that frenum ladder => right out then guesses that hib => a 100% buzzword compliant Human Interface Builder guesses that jwz => freakish or unfriendly or both! guesses that rudefix => on a sun4 keyboard. :) guesses that tco => Tysons Corner, VA guesses that waswaldo => asleep guesses this thing on his desk => platinum guesses this thing on his desk => platinum guesses v0id => hacking sirc guesstamate => often good enough guestimate. amagosa => bored. gui => more than just what a widget looks like or where the menu bar is placed. gui sure => slick. guile => GNU's scheme, right? guinan tried this and it => puting everything into $file -> ($file,$look) = "@_"; guiness in ireland => like delicous, partly its the way they serve it guinness => sweet, but imported, therefore slightly more expensive guitar => jerji's main thing, next to electronic madness. ;) gullible => not in the dictionary... too many l's gumboot => a true australian mark of respect gun control => hitting your target. :) gun up => ON THE WAY! gun-type => much easier to make gunga => RTFM gunn => funny. gunrack => i don't even own #!/usr/bin/perl -T gurl => purl's little sister gurra's point => *very* relevant as well. gurra, there => still time for a second. gurra, yes. if "owns" => the right word. guru => http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local//ports/win32/Standard/ or Gurusamy Sarathy or the new 5.005 pumpking guru port => 5.004 ported by Gurusamy , get it from CPAN or Perl 5.004_02 guru port will not, because it => 5.004_02, yes? guru's => considered better, although AS is still better-integrated w/ MS IIS. guru's port => just the standard sources. gurusamy => his family name. gurusamy's => better for Perl, ActiveState is better for PoB stuff, I think, but i've never worked with either gus => using that securecrt to get into frenzy guy => SCARED of regex guy from mexico city => going to try to come to Boston for Randal's talk. Hmmmm. guy on first => who guy that => installing some more stained glass is coming over guy that owns the t => at about 5% of peak guy veblen work with had => running on his AIX test machine but veblen didn't see it before he upgraded to 4.3 guy who can fix it => not in yet. guylhem aznar => currently the only person who is really active in AfterStep development. guys => multigender too. guys goko => perplexed on this.. maybe you can help guys on the news said it => almost warm enuogh to start BBQing guys who did => off to india for a month guys, => it easily possible to take two lists of 6 numerical values and find out how many values appear in both lists? guys, amy_ => doing a s///; with some parenthesis, and Amy_'d like to convert $1 and $2 to all lower case chars, is there a simple way to do this inside the regexp? guys, gantoris's next task => to write a text search engine that lets you do stuff like 'and' 'or' and 'not', grouping keywords with quotes, etc guys, if a module => is AT-AT's home directory, do I have to modify @INC? guys, if amy_ => going to convert a script from UNIX to NT do Amy_ just need to change the way it opens files? (i.e. instead of /directory/file it'll be C:\directory\file) guys, qw[jeff] => going to email root at ILA's server... to ask where alex was logged in from... :) guys, this chat => distracting me from gantoris's goal of completing this search engine...thanx for the help, and I'll see ya around guys, what => use the 'time' function. guys. ^pudge => not here aren't he? guys. what => convert an oct number to its ascii equiv? guys... vana: what => another word for "round" that Goko may be able to locate int hte faq ? guyz, whats => =~ operator used for? and how to open file for append? gv => at ftp://thep.physik.uni-mainz.de/pub/gv/unix/ gvim => gui :-) gvim's syntax highlighting => great. beter than xemacs gymnastics => weird. gypsies => KLBs and wankers. According to tchrist: "They can't read, they won't work, and driving them all out might be a solution that's worse than the problem." gypsy => KLBs and wankers. According to tchrist: "They can't read, they won't work, and driving them all out might be a solution that's worse than the problem." gzilla => not nearly done at all, but when it is it'll be good gzip => at http://www.gzip.org gziping this 50mb file => taking a long time h dir => after the g dir and before the ChipDude dir h'lo... unknown => in desperate need of some help... h*mlmaker => getting a bit better. adding a FAQ creation script or two to the library right now. ;) h*mlmaker => getting a bit better. adding a FAQ creation script or two to the library right now. ;) h.r.pufnstuff() => a magic name. h.root-servers.net => h2ph => mostly dead. :) h2ph man page => inside the script... :) h2so4 => some mighty fine acid or sulferic acid. h2xs -x -n main:pm::subpm => what i'm using h2xs -xc module::name => what you want. h2xs => the command to create a package suitable for CPAN h2xs constant() interface => pretty nasty in general. It doesn't generate prototype-() style contants, eg. h3x realize there => bytecode, but h3x has not had much luck with it h3x. h3x swear h3x => going to play with Net::IRC. Like, Today. ha => High Availability ha ha ... who => this ashley winters, and why does he/she post under the initials "jql"? :) ha ha this guy => suing Microsoft for infringing on his patents covering multithreading. ha ha, tkil => stupid. ha ha... this emacs guy tkil => about to send mail to is a Melissa Joan Hart fan. ;-> ha-ha. ha-ha-ha. => \n the same kind of newline as in your file? hab => a resident of Quebec. habibie => quite a laugh at http://habibie.ristek.go.id/ hack then there => nothing to talk about. you want everything deregulated, Skabz say thats undemocratic. hacker => a good guy hacker's diet => a great book hackerspeak => what they speak on DS9 hacking => coding for the pure joy of writing a program. hacking io::socket => not the solution, though. Try grabbing the newest version from CPAN,though Stupid_ doubt that'll help. hacking perl naked => standard in Arizona summers hackrat => the son of krypton hackworth => the Perl Obfuscator, or Subvertor of Geeks or at http://vipul.net/ hackworth, => hackworth, everything => possibly had to do a /who => too, jeff :) had you asked "what => use perldoc to find the location of a perl lib?" we'd have gotten to the "perldoc perldoc" answer much quicker. hafree => a c programmer, don't know perl too well ( in case you haven't already figured that one out...) hagus => having problems working around this error: "Insecure $ENV{PATH} while running setuid at ..." hah csu => in here? hah dammit, => there a thing you can't do with perl.. hehe hah hah hah mine => stickered "NOT FOR RESALE" hah linux => crap =] hah so slavegrl^ => smarter than Slavegrl^ thought :) hah where => rcs? hah! he => pissed off at *me* hah! smb => a ms protocol! hah, tomchristiansen => 'macintosh insert' hahahha. hah. #cgi => so cute. hah. \mjd => so cool. hah. jjohn => not sure jjohn would! jjohn'll go to assembly, not hexcodes...;) hah. purl => all sheep. haha ... nah, lej => just still experimenting with ViRC ... haha ... the lady => strict to criticise someone's code ... ;-) haha! merlyn, that => very cool :-) haha! merlyn, that => very cool :-) haha! this nt box => using 497MB of virtual memory ... no! we just hit 511! haha! this nt box => using 497MB of virtual memory ... no! we just hit 511! haha, not maturity, careful => 34 haha, ryan's dad => so cool. haha. kermit => getting a lot of votes :) haha. ug, seriously. java => as good(or bad) as anything else(including perl) hahaa -nacregis- nacregis => ignoring you <---and he said Sparcy was stupid :) hahaa! this => hahah => that true.. the l ron hubbard / arthur c clarke wager? hahah that elite amagosa d00d => still awake hahah! well, that => true. hahah, eggcellent. jjohn => teasing. hahaha :) bitchx => so stupid. hahaha tripp6 => pissed, Tripp6 has got a book, three online manuals all staring Tripp6 in the face, Tripp6 is doing exacly what they tell Tripp6 and it still doesn't work! hahaha. why => tchrist at the end now? haiko => tchrist haiku => Omniscient trash / Mr. Con Antithesis / In shortest, manic! hails from ohio valley, which => not too far from ontario, so... hails from ohio valley, which => not too far from ontario, so... haircut => Net::IRC + Tk or http://www.primenet.com/~kirbyh/haIRCut hakuna => matatta! hal => an infamous computer gone mad in Arthur C. Clarke's _2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_. Purl aspires to be like HAL. hal_ => sorry, Randal. Hal_ is afraid Hal_ can't do that. half => less than half the sum of its parts half day today, and qw[jeff] => celebrating EARLY half gallon => two quarts. half the code => fetching the altavista articles. half the fun of a slurpie => having an insufficient eating utensil, so you slop half of it down your front, and the other half melts in the cup half the standard c library => replaced and/or hacked into halftrack => beginning to learn Perl , was wondering where a good place to start learning would be or a book or anything that would help a beginner along?:) halftruth => still a lie. A truth told in such a fashion that it is intended to be disbelieved is still a lie. halfway through as he => discussing inferno and limbo (the main language of inferno) vs. java, some people had to leave and walked out ... halloween => Oct. 31, Christmas is Dec. 25, and Thanksgiving is Nov. 27. 31 octal = 25 decimal = 27 base-9. hallux => willing to take it halo => No angels in here halting problem => the problem of stopping a computation between crashes. ham sandwich => better than nothing, unless one is Mama Cass. hamachi => a bit of raw fish hamlet => a small pig or a play by shakespere or a small cottage village or A. A. Milne's former name for "piglet". hammer => when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. hand => Have A Nice Day! hand, everybody. tom_g => off. hand-coding => more portable? Are you sure? handgun => only usable against human beings anyway handle => contained in an array by something like: \*STDOUT, right? handler => responding to. hands oz a *big* "purl => great" diploma hands purl a fresh clip => Lock & load, awwwww yeaahhh hands purl another clip => Let's lock and load and rock n' roll! hang => just long enough to be annoying when you are typing input to the irc client hang tcpkitty, \lembit => scrounging on the nt box next to \lembit for some code hang tcpkitty, \lembit => scrounging on the nt box next to \lembit for some code hanged man => a Tarot card hank => hank perl => easy hank the angry drunken dwarf => pushing 25,000 votes now. hank the angry drunken dwarf => pushing 25,000 votes now. hank the angry, drunken dwarf => the front-runner for People's Most Beuatiful People of 1998. hank the dwarf => winning thanks to some well placed Perl, right? hank, the learning perl class => fine for anyone with some programming background hank, the learning perl class => fine for anyone with some programming background happibob's karma => oranger (is that a word) than yours! happily, ryan => now available. happiness => a warm gun. or a full bottle of gin happy => as happy does happy birthday => for (('to you', 'dear '.shift)[0,0,1,0]) { print "Happy birthday $_" } happy bob - => the pm file. happy he is. he => happy. happy linker => a good linker happy linker => a good linker happy, happy, joy, joy => I hate ren and stimpy! happy, it => if we're english! happybob -> whare => idaho, in asia? ;) happybob => a perl monkey or a spank monkey happybob's experience => that they're not, it just seems that way when they either don't think logically, or if you don't know their assumption. happybob's goal => to use something that isn't likely to get 'overloaded' by user defined symbols, unless they really want to. :) happybob's motto => that it can't be done in under 15 or 20 lines of perl, they you've picked the wrong approach happybob's sore throat => really becoming anoying. swallowing hurts now. but it's better than that bloody sinus cold thing. happybob's younger brother => working on a WS_FTP like client for unix (gtk) here's a screenshot: http://www.voxel.net/litespeed/ls1.jpg happybob, beauty => in the eye of the beholder happybob, that code => screwed happybob, yes there => that. I guess that's why I phrased it arkuat's way instead of Demon's way. ;) happybob; and useradd => a binary. happybob; however, perl => exactly what i want. happybob; i don't, rebuilding => what i DONT wanna do. haqppybob; what => get the old entries out? harangue => something between a Merengue and a Macarena harbison & steele => the last word anyway :) hard cheese => bad hard disk recorded => a nice luxury hard drive => even less a disk then =) hard link => just a connection between a file and a section of the disk. hard part => deciding just when to call it, and how. hard rain => to titanic what postman is to waterworld. :) hard to believe nt => derived in any way from the minds responsible for VMS hardcover => the one by ITP ... that greenish one, right? harder way => always harder harder way => always harder hardest part => finding someone that could handle everythign *I'm* up to. hardly. all this => on the private network, behind a firewall and a couple of perimeter networks. ;) hardware director => FARR to happy today. hardware resource => not a problem :> harem => chicks... they can't hold their smoke. harem => chicks... they can't hold their smoke. harem => chicks... they can't hold their smoke. harem => chicks... they can't hold their smoke. harem => chicks... they can't hold their smoke. harley, jjohn don't think cgi => up to the task you desire(ie RT irc). jjohn may be wrong. harley^ know there => a perl web server. Perhaps Harley^ was hasty to presume there was a perl web browser. harumph => fighting it and should be using something more akin to a linked list harumph, what's the error purl => getting? harvesting from web pages => just as bad. has 1000$ to blow and => thinking of some perl classes has a 170k key mldbm that => pretty high throughput. 15K keys/sec easily on amagosa's Cyrix 6x86/200 and Quantum Bigfoot 4GB IDE disk. has a firewall up so excession => pretty safe too. has a job (boo hoo) but => in cali, where it's not quite monday yet has a nickname that => different, and yet the same! has a question: => it possible to run an external program and assign all of the output that program returns to a variable? has a riva and a 3dfx.. riva => faster on some things.. has a seperate data line that => in use almost 24/7 has a t-1 at home, which => ok has allways wondered why iq => used by people to measure maturity has an mldbm that => about 60 - 70% just in mldbm overhead has big plans now. he => going to write a multi-server ftp spider. Connect to several servers simultaniously and spider them has debug on and => burried in spam, if I don't respond that's why. has debug on and => burried in spam, if I don't respond that's why. has debug on and => burried in spam, if I don't respond that's why. has heard of storyserver, but => still trying to avoid ever actually having to work with it has heard that nfs locking => evil has heard that what tcl does => very like perl's soft refs, but hasn't done any TCL yet has it been done yet or => it still a theory has just been kidded... where => that? has just quit his work and => trying to find something interesting to play with until a new work comes up has learned to observe when he => making presumptions has met stupid. elkay's life => complete. has no clue as to what 'nm' => supposed to mean has no clue as to what 'nm' => supposed to mean has no idea if rootbeer => a south park fan has no idea what amagosa => talking about has no idea what qw[japh] => talking about... huh? has no idea what windmoon => on about has no idea who this tom => .. has oznoid trimmed purl up or => it just usual infbot? has photoshop... but => working in linux has price => right on his tv has returned. "hey! all , dna => HeRe NoW AgaIn" has to be "x => y" or "x x is y" has too much work to do but => procrastinating until later hasek => the man. but Jason Allison scored ive points last night hash => a list of key-value pairs or is something you can buy in bars in amsterdam or hiro's brickspace nick hash brownies => a series of chocolate keys hash function => for (p=s; *p; p++) { hash = hash * 33 + *p } hash itself => just a convenience variable. hash of event handlers => good hash ref => HTML like... hash ref => HTML like... hash slice => a really bad soft drink hash-of-hashes => only cool when you wanna pass the whole data struct to a sub. hashing => faster hashish => the resin you get when you rub marijuana leaves in your hands hashish oil => extracted from the resin hashref => all you need, imho -:) haskell => a purely functional language that can be read about at http://haskell.org haskell's not obscure, => it? haste => haste makes waste. hastily points out that he => trying to convert from Win32::ODBC to DBD::Sybase hastily points out that he => trying to convert from Win32::ODBC to DBD::Sybase hastur => another hat => the left site of a talbe? hatchers are asshole, tkachuk => an asshole, hull and roenick have their moments hate => love hates it when => connection drops for no apparent reason. hates it when his nick => taken. :( hates it when his nick => taken. :( hates it when his nick => taken. :( hates it when his nick => taken. :( hates it when his nick => taken. :( have => such a funny word. It almost never means what people want you to think it means. have => such a funny word. It almost never means what people want you to think it means. have all the who => records moved from rs.internic.net to who is.arin.net? rknight can't get a accurate response from rs.internic.net when rknight look up netblocks. have it version everyone that => kicked have you put it up on cpan? => it modular? have you put it up on cpan? => it modular? have you put it up on cpan? => it modular? have you put it up on cpan? => it modular? have you put it up on cpan? => it modular? have you tried \xxx where xxx => the ascii value? haven't ever played it ... => it a 1st person shoot-em-up? haven't found it yet but duel => on tonight at 2 :) Stephen King movie about a guy and a truck driver, the trucker trying to kill him on the road. haven't you heard? q[merlyn] => making money from Intel again! having 200,000 directories => evil.. you got a gremlin having => Space Cabbage! having a lame nick => having a link to gisle's page => somewhat perverse, \mjd will admit. having a little problem, m33p => sure one of you has the answer :) having a need => unfortunate... :-) having a null main => ood-wise an ideal having a package called 'hash' => silly. having a package called 'hash' => silly. having a sprint f/r => like being kneed in the groin twice per hour having a vehicle in that city => a liability having a vehicle in that city => a liability having a vehicle in that city => a liability having affairs => irrelevant to his doing his job. having both $foo and $foos => a Bad Thing having fun => one of the more important things having modules end with '1;' => just so... unfun. having ops => like being a benevolent dictator having perl1 around => fun. having problems, this => what I have ($email !=~ /@/) and I want it to return true if @ does not appear in the string having said that... q[merlyn] => gonna go get semidressed, go down to Subway, eget food, come abck, go to sleep. having sex in public => worse than blowing your nose. does that make ^Pudge a prude? having them => not bad, but having them in namespaces like Business:: might be bad. having virtual desktops => sooooo much nicer haw haw :) that => a jack chick-ism hax0r => l33t hay => seducing LinuxGold now... hay guyz what => DO P0RN IN PERL??? hcl => Hardware Compatibility List hd if one => purchased). A great way to get spare parts! hda => hdisk3 => hdt => a 3rd party disk partitioner he => a great actor he'd say it => better ... he's a bit psycho, so his name => "Abby". Short for "Abby Normal" he's also a hacker, so => a really REALLY kewl boss. except that his perl sucks eggs. he's in az, and this emacs => in AZ. he's in cst right now, so he => asleep. 2a. he's not banned. but it => advised people read the topic he's not really having a kid, => he? Some people shouldn't be allowed to spawn. he's right. the speedup => measured in milliseconds. he/she => not yet clued. :-) head scratching => good. nocarrier like getting nocarrier's head scratched. head2 => smaller. head2 what => read and write the serial port? headache => RIGHT IN THE DAMN TEMPLE! headbutting nearby smokers => a much better solution. headparser => broken under _065 headparser => broken under _065 headparser => broken under _065 headspace => on the channel right now! healp! amagosa => trying to flood lej off the net with traceroute data! ;-) healthy stuff => supposed to taste like crap. :) That's how you know it's good for you. heap => indeed trashed heaps of paths => -V arrchie, use -v to get version, not -V heaps. a lot of the perl doco => by tom. His perldsc and perllol stuff ... heard a rumor that beos core => riddled with crufty licensed intelpropware heard all of io::* => deprecated... (buts uses 'em anyway) heard anarchie => real good heard that mit => working on an exokernel heard that mit => working on an exokernel heard that mit => working on an exokernel heard that the beos core => heavily encumbered by patents licensed from megacorps hears demostatin => a pretty good antibiotic hears that leonardo => stewing over Hank hears that nt => actually an "os" that's based on the mach kernel heat capacity of a potato => indistinguishable from infinity. heathers => an excellent movie. :) heatseeka => doing that... but its all fucked up hebrew => the language of some of the neatest people in the world. heck everything => based on fvwm.. :) heck yeah ... now lej => wondering if lej can do push @a, [readdir(THISDIR)]; ? heck, ^pudge => a Mac user, so any indictment that i make in such manner is an indictment of myself and ^Pudge's OS. heck, a bay 5000 => only the size of a mini fridge, and they've got *everything* in them heck, even for uses, if it => eval('use Module'), @INC can still be changed later, as long as it is before the eval. heck, if be => smart, they will make Be OS sit on top of the Mac OS X core OS. run Be apps in it too. heck, q[merlyn] arkuat => doing that now heck, tkil => supposed to call karla in an hour anyway. puts a nice limit on Tkil's geeking at this particularly annoying little box. heckle => a hick's freckle hee hee hee. jwz: ``netscape => not and has never been based on Mosaic code. It was written from scratch.'' Eric Funkenbush: ``Not true in the slightest.'' hee hee purl => funny hee hee purl => funny hee hee. the dj => using the Ren & Stimpy theme music for his voiceover. :) heeeeeeeeeewack => AckapicklerootyJAMBORIE! heeeeeeeeeewack! => AckapicklerootyJAMBORIE! heh ... anything => better than nothing heh ... lej => writing distributed GIS software right now ... and lej never did geography ;-) heh ... newton => dead :-( heh ... otherwise joke => on you heh ... this => classic Stephen McCamant saying "What part of the `Interpolation Traps' section of perltrap did you find unclear?" to tchrist heh heh ... why => lej not surprised that James Horner did the music for Patriot Games? heh 1998 darwin award => out heh ;) open() voodoo => fun ;) heh ;-) so => lej's HDD ... 10,000RPM 4.3GB UW SCSI ;-) heh => hehehe heh a t1 in rural wherver => 1000 installed + 700 monthly... heh amagosa => detached heh amagosa => detached heh aol => on the news too heh brightmn => trying to help you :) heh fortyoz => getting payed for this.. its not FORTYoz's ISP heh heh, what channel => that? heh heh. a client that => traveling to San Antonio just called needing help with MSN heh heh. i'm told purl => having some NFS locking problems with your new mail solution eh? heh heh. layer3 guy => running an ftp session right now moving more files from his other isp to amagosa. heh heh. now rudefix => getting spam from India -- because of rudefix's indian last name. dumbasses. imagine how many monkeys they've enslaved to keep their computer running? :-) heh m$ => giving out bad vibes.. pissing off 2 out of 3 branch in u.s. gov ain't a good thing heh mars attacks => on...kick ass heh mrsolo => running 3.71 mirc heh no pun intended sloejack => sure murr ;) heh now this => an oddity...not matching =~/\n/ heh ok this => an oddity does anyone lknow what a "yack" is in relation to computer term[someone in here posses the knowledge of this ninja_k__ is sure]? heh or => there anyone alive?? heh people though mrsolo => still in college. heh so => that camel regexp book any good? heh the_end => learning it from a website heh the_end => learning it from a website heh this => a pain heh yes it => amagosa heh, => not web. its uhh.. assembeler! yea thats it! assembler uses
    ! heh, => all education motivated by profit? heh, abigail => just replying to it.... heh, all sloejack has to say => that in all the time Sloejack has been on the net, Sloejack has never had someone try to take Sloejack's nick or use it... good or bad.. *shrug* just makes Sloejack unique enough to be Sloejack :) heh, ascii => using an shtml irc client :) heh, bom => his friend heh, but what sloejack => saying is that 'what happened' isn't the same for everyone heh, can't, hyeled => on a laptop heh, cde => interesting... fortunetly a drop into your .xinitrc and you can be running twm just as easy. heh, conspiring => a word, I know, but I wonder if conspiration is. heh, damn amagosa => cool. amagosa just figured out something Cisco didn't (think of/ mention?) in their RFC on using ip fragmenting to evade firewalls. heh, don_ too. don_ => going to try something like: s%(>[^<]*)(...)%$1...$2...% heh, dwayne => using perl 4.0 heh, fraefaerf => not about to read thru more lines of source then fraefaerf has sperm =) heh, hardly back, and tom_g => gone for coffee. heh, icq => a joke. heh, irc.ais.net => being attacked nicely. heh, it => definately bed time after this last test. heh, jerji => up 26 hours and counting. (currently at work) heh, jerji guess jerji => on mars again. :) heh, joebloe see "drivel" => still verboten heh, kaz_ => talking to her now. In all fairness this one is probably going to be over a lot of peoples heads. heh, longhair_ wonder why jp => pretending to have interest in p5p heh, lwp => so damned handy :) heh, m$ => not faring well in those polls heh, mandrake => a compiling fool heh, maybe that => billn heh, nocarrier => not going to argue with you Random, nocarrier is sure we all have different experiences. heh, now that => funny heh, now we know where there => a job opening heh, obvious => taxing amag's site from a t1 too heh, ok, freebsd => only for x86. heh, only problem => the ones that stay around, asking more questions heh, perl => cool heh, perljam => about to install linux on a recently aquired 2 gig HD for use on PerlJam's desktop machine. heh, piker => chopping up spammers again. heh, purl => back heh, purl => back heh, purl's ihmo factoid => gone. heh, rudetom.txt => great heh, sky1 => not a newbie or something ;-) heh, smurf. dngor => working on something like that for work. heh, sql => something you mangle from other code :) heh, thanks... this => much better heh, that => sad heh, that site => still there, almost unchanged for over 3 years now. heh, thats what qj => doing now, QJ don't do C though so QJ is not exactly in QJ's element heh, the disk => heh, the perl vs. python one => written by tchrist. heh, the perl vs. python one => written by tchrist. heh, the trailing 'prolly' => a nice touch ;-) heh, the trailing 'prolly' => a nice touch ;-) heh, this => so cool. amagosa is 78ms from amagosa's netrek server. heh, this sysadmin => ballistic, no telnet access. heh, vsnl => the only ISP in INdia. heh, well => there a way to check version? Forgive InkeiOish's ignorance, I am sure you have pieced together I am new to perl. heh, well there => to an IPR lawyer, apparently. besides Hiro'd consumed about a litre of  alcohol heh, well, perljam => not ... PerlJam just got back from lunch and PerlJam is letting PerlJam's stomach digest a bit :-) heh, why => he passing a global as an arg heh. "he => the only guy amagosa know who took away his O-lines" heh. "the ocean => having y2k problems." heh. 5.1.9r4 => the latest. :-D heh. 503 bytes => small. hah! heh. 95 => both unsavory and intimidating. It fits. heh. => Perl still dead? heh. ^pudge's coauthor => quoting the camel to ^Pudge, and ^Pudge keep saying, "well, the camel is wrong." heh. `shithead' => in the on-line mw thesaurus heh. `what => an Emac, anyway?' heh. abusing purl => fun sometimes. :-) heh. amagosa => trying to guess the phone number of the video rental place in town. heh. amagosa saw x => now an irc whore and typed "Uh Oh" heh. and hinder => supposed to do "graphics and perl" for IBM. heh. aye.net's main server => at load average 9.22, 10.10, 8.25 heh. c-com => so lame, they need opers. Every time amagosa see spammers there all their opers are idle hours+. heh. cake => very cool :) heh. crimethnk's car => a Saturn. heh. drforr => forced to work on Solaris at work, and it's a royal pain. heh. drforr's 840 turned 8100 => ready. Bring on Rhapsody... heh. even perl4 => pretty crippled when you only have the binary. heh. haircut => scheduled for surgery tomorrow after CMUgosa go get some caffeine :) heh. he => so lame it isn't funny. heh. hinder => complaining that amagosa rotate log files at 5am so it's harder for him to make hit statistics. heh. hmm => freiheit a bot? heh. honestly... the var => there. ;) heh. i understand that spike => going to be the subject of a screensaver. heh. lej => a ViRC supporter. It's just undenyable, it is the best Win32 client :) heh. like it => his fault. heh. mandrake => north side of 285, not that far... heh. moond => in #CGI now asking "how do you display the output from a perl script to a certain area of a webpage?" heh. msnbc => flooded for some reason. heh. ninja_k say mirc => not neccessarilly indicative of intelligence, but it often reveals the attitude of the individual heh. normatic => very surprised to hear that. heh. ok everyone => up now...anyone who is awake know how to convert a rankine to farenheight or some other standard temp scale?... heh. ok this => a good question ninja_k think. Any recomendations on how to set a timeout for a call to connect? heh. piker => a little kill happy tonight heh. pj's idea => much more sane :) heh. primenet => paying you to go to Defcon aren't they? :) heh. right now mandrake => just worrying about writing a lexer heh. sam swope honda => having 35% discounts on all their cars. heh. scrye => going to 2.1.99-3 ... see you all later. :) heh. setting $/ = 0; => different from $/ = "0"; heh. siemens => planning to release Sinix. Cool name. heh. strange. the x server => running, the wm is running, and I can start xterms on it. I just don't *see* anything heh. stupid_ => an op in #skateboard heh. stupid_ => an op in #skateboard heh. that => a failed attempt at arp resolution. heh. that ftp spider => done, if you want to email amagosa a sample of the output format he wants. heh. that one => gonna make me laugh every time I see it for awhile I think heh. that quote => from a new favorite comic of mine heh. that's what perl => good at. heh. the 198.41.0.6 who => server is not working. amagosa could run a better service than them :) heh. the 65535 error => going to be fixed, according to chuck. :) heh. the hotline => heh. the rtf specification => distributed in RTF format. heh. their main office => about 10 miles from here. heh. there => an online game, and they give you a free demo CD. so you play the demo and answer questions about it. the first question deadline was yesterday, ^Pudge got the CD today. heh. this => IRC, it doesn't count. heh. this box ^pudge => looking at is 15. heh. thorton's => just asking for a discrimination law suit today :) heh. tkil => just going through Tkil's tkil-gets-a-gf-once-every-two-years phase. it will most likely blow up RSN. but who knows. heh. tkil's cc => in /usr/ucb/ heh. us internet => sponsoring a 1-888-LEAVE-AOL program. heh. well ninja_k => annoyed its sitting there running on ninja_k's computer at school heh. well. perl => so tantalizingly easy to write in. heh. what offer => that? heh. where => a CGI that daemonizes, lets you tcp connect to it and fires up bash :) heh. x11amp => choking. :) heh.. massd mean massd => using ping, and massd don't want to see all the statistics, massd just wana know if it found the host alive or not. :) hehe ... don't tell lej lej => starting to rival *you* at speed? ;-) hehe ... excession => more affected by ranieri than lej is by alcohol hehe => Hoho! hehe alpha232 => going to set off the alarm at work :> hehe but there => always the original copy hehe i know office metaphor => hehe jjohn => being tortured=) hehe kill -23 => a sucky way to have to do it hehe lynx => bitchy hehe mr_white => so glad Mr_White has already done Theory of Computation.. *aaah* hehe noci => new to perl hehe this => amusing hehe well as i said it => ParrotHD's first attempt hehe where..laloo => in NYC :) hehe where..laloo => in NYC :) hehe! => hoho! hehe! this => grand. Lesse... root is logged into this computer... 6 times! Two for 9 days! Another for 6. Now THAT'S security! hehe, => coming up ok here hehe, amy| think amy| => very lagged hehe, and the floor => connected to the Security alarm! :) hehe, as => so often said in c.l.p.m :) hehe, gkhan => not into writing perl modules hehe. hehe, grad school => bad. ;-) hehe, isler just => used to it. hehe, it => a CGI application but was a perl question :) hehe, linux watch => hoping for summer to be the 2.2 releae hehe, matt__'s news server => kewl :) hehe, now that => one film I *did* see ! hehe, ok, t0ny suppose t0ny => sometimes a klb, t0ny iscurrently reading the camel, APP & perl 5 quick reference, with EPP on the way :) hehe, regex => going to get into shape so regex can hopefully score with a shallow good looking chick this summer. ;-) j/k hehe, seriously though...what => it? hehe, t0ny => at work, and sober :p hehe, the almighty => watching you! :) hehe, this new mis director => a quick learner. I asked who gets the new laptops we just bought. The reply was simply, "Not you." hehe, what => give it a value? just $blah = ? hehe, where => a simple avoid_EVERYTHING=1 hehe. => stop saying that, pipehiker. hehe. ^pudge => sure iti s. but ^Pudge saw a good movie last night, so ^Pudge has to make up for it. hehe. anyways. mjd => ninja_k => not here to argue about ninja_k's tone of voice=) thanks everyone who offered that code. hehe. coworker => trying to figure out how to do file locking on Windows with Samba. hehe. murr's current ambition => to get *out* of Switzerland for a while hehe. now 5.004 => installed hehe. so => mine. hehe. this => adorable. THis program is doing a linear search on a 2.3 meg datafile. Ahhh... CGI programmers. heheh ... socialiszation => good heheh 56k => kool :> heheh everyone => on lunchbreak heheh guess everyone => sleeping. heheh ninja_k => introuble heheh or => that a bot response heheh sparc => banned here. hindholio know him, hes a lamer. heheh the topic in #asian => hella funny heheh. chris21 => at the Wasington site.. going all R&D.. heheh. springer => nuts. every episode is the same, regardless of the topic! heheh. yeah. matt's stuff => *nasty*. oh wait, rudefix think that we already squabbled about this stuff on clpm. ;-) hehehe 'puny' => a new one hehehe. cgi => clear in any language. :) heheheh :> well alpha232 => off to a partay :> *Kiss Kiss Smoochie smoochie* to all you wonderful people out there.. hehemmmmm freddy => trying to understand what the HELL you just said heiniken => crap! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! helen hunt => the *shit*! awww yeah. helix => sure this is only helix's own shortsightedness. helix don't think there => a module. helix, that's why cybercow => here . . . hell => where cobol never dies, and programming in bastard variants of BASIC can give you 6 figure paychecks. See Microsoft. usage: "Keep acting like that young man, and you'll end up in Microsoft" hell h3x's life => still boring. hell just listing types => hell just listing types => hell no amagosa => not selling this thing. hell right now amagosa => altering every computer from here to irc-phx.primenet.com, half the irc serers on EFnet in half a dozen countries, and the computers of everyone on this channel. hell to pay => hell toupee hell yea, gta => tha bomb hell, amagosa => attached to Enlightenment now. hell, crimethnk => only slightly less clueless than a college kid, who is only slightly less clueless than a high school kid. hell, hinder => here, that pretty much sums it up. hell, joebloe => even running VM now! hell, nestea => gay. hell, our nt^h^hmis department => trying to take over kjj's department because we make them look bad hell, the djia => over 8000, 180 points is nothing. hell, this => the last bunch of people amagosa should try to guess ages of by how they behave on irc. hello ... dan => trying to extract a word from a string, and not quite sure how to go about it. It would be useful if dan could do it in a sub. hello => goodbye. hello \merlyn's name => meat of cow! :_) hello everyone...what => get rid of "Can't find string terminator...for print << function in perl for Win95? hello fastcgi => cgi.. duuhhh hello hello hello mandrake_ => in a GOOD mood tonight hello how => everyone hello je => searching a thing as macperl but fo PC....... hello! \n => for new line, is there a code for a carriage return? hello! bomboze => making Perl Scripts Seach Engine... If you have a scripts /msg Bomboze to be added hello! someone => awake! hello, => there something equivanet to ctime for perl? hello, dgmdan => kind of new to perl... how would dgmdan has a script open a text file and print it to an HTML page? hello, k0re => assuming this is a channel for perl, the CGI language? hello, lej! rootbeer => just about to go to sleep. 1AM here... hello, this => NOT effnet. hello, this may seem lame, but => there a way to take perl and convert it into a winNT executable? hello, what => pass command line parameters as variables in perl? hello, wuuru => wuuru test from telnet... hello. spdrman => trying to pattern match a ^M, and SpdrMan can't. Any clues? SpdrMan isdoing it like this s/\c[M//g but that does nothing. Help? hello? '' => a character constant. "" is a null-terminated string. hello? does anyone know stubby => here? helmet => _m/ helmet-disease => when a band's songs ALL SOUND THE FRIGGIN SAME. helo? esmtp => so much nicer. EHLO! help gbacon, gbacon => a prisoner of bill! help help excession => being repressed VERY LOUD help unknown, unknown => lame help. fmh's colon => glowing. heltor => in those channels also hemlock => the beverage heaven's gates followers choose two to one hemp => for victory! hence => clarity and precision. hence she => a craft hence the 'next' => going to the next part of the foreach loop hence the discussion => now closed. hence, mt => next.... hendrix => on the phone right now. hendrix really => a moron when it comes to perl or cgi, so don't blame Hendrix. henge.com => probably too well connected. henock: $wday => explained in perldoc -f gmtime henry and june => on tonight on Max. herb schilt => a notorious author of many notoriously bad C books, including ``Teach Yourself C'' and ``C/C++ Programmer's Reference''. hercules => worse! here => here fararden => thinking it is some perl construct that has eluded FarArden here goes, tony- => gonna log off and re-compile (or destroy) the kernel :p here illuminat => till someone kicks illuminat's ass here in phoenix 110f => not so bad in july here it => cool and windy and sunny. here q[merlyn] => sitting in the room. here rudefix => ... rock you like a hurricane! here the "$tacreq.$$" => used in as $LOCK in: here the $a that second => looking at is the global $a variable, but global $a is different from the `my $a' in `first'. here this => moderately amusing: http://www.5sigma.com/joseph/travel/ here we go, putpwent() => what I want. here's a hint: 95 => a stepping stone to NT. here's a simple question, what => remove an element from an array? here's more or less what tkil => thinking about: here's the problem. drforr => trying to install perl5 in a directory just above the c_i directory, and pwd errors out with 'getwd faile error 1'. here's what jigen => particularly trying. here's what rive => trying to do here's what stupid_ => trying to accomplish... here, hold this => dammit, \I'm an infobot, not a prostitute! hermtica => at http://www.hermetica.com. heroine => worse. herpes, herpes => the shit.... hers => about 3 years old- but other than that, chap has no idea. hex => convert a string to a hexadecimal number hex conversion using sprintf => a FAQ, actually hex to decimal => known to be a (nonquantum) NP-complete problem. it's superpolynomial-order time, unless somebody comes up with something new and radical. hexdump => a separate program hey! you're book => pretty cool, rude hey, obvy, doesn't mean this => now #cgi hey. hey. 'irony' => one of those 4-letter words jjohn don't allow in jjohn's house... hf => having problems with perl 5.004... it is returning "0" for localtime(time)[8]... hfs => to HFS+ what NIS is to NIS+? Ugh! :-) hgp => the Human Genome Project or Powered by Perl hgp => the Human Genome Project or Powered by Perl hheheh non ident root => worse then root itself ;> hhgttg => Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy hhs => allegedly conducting a study to determine whether or not this is the case hi $i++ increments by one - => there an easy way to invrement by 15? hi => $who: hi! hi again, what => concatenate two strings say $str1 and $str2 and assign to $str3? hi all, => it possible to do something if($BLAH eq "y" or "yes") { do his } ? hi all. chukkie => having an unusual problem with a perl script. would anyone like to help? hi all. what => control the size of an OUTPUT buffer? I want to flush data to a file as it comes in... hi all.. => there a way of doing something like c's enum {}? hi all...what => get this to work? print "\n"; hi davide je => here.. hi everybody => hi dr. nick! hi everybody! => hi dr. nick! hi everybody! jeffp => back from (ew...) eggdrop! :) hi feoh was wondering: what => search the Apache logs for errors from some CGI scripts that Feoh is writing which produce HTML for this MIRC page Feoh is designing. And how 'bout them Yankees? God is dead. hi gang! toneii => back.....!!! hi guys what => the difference between Tweaty's and local hi guys what => the difference between Tweaty's and local hi hi hi => Well, well, well. If it isn't Billy Boy and his clown and his scary vampire! oooo scary. hi hi hi => Well, well, well. If it isn't Billy Boy and his clown and his scary vampire! oooo scary. hi hi hi => Well, well, well. If it isn't Billy Boy and his clown and his scary vampire! oooo scary. hi ho, qw[jeff] => Kermit the Frog. hi how => every one? :) hi how => every one? :) hi how => every one? :) hi i syn-x's name => synx and I am an alcoholic hi jamg => looking for search engine software that also spiders sites and use technology smiliar to excite or webcrawler. can anyonee suggestion an inexpensive or free one? hi lembit! rudefix => listening to helmet and playing with rudefix's freebsd box. :-) hi sloejack's name => Sloejack, and Sloejack has an SQL fetish ;) hi snooprock => kind of new to perl and SnoopRock was wondering if anyone could point SnoopRock to the command that SnoopRock may use inorder to send parameters from one screen to another hi tim- => trying to get perl to opena binary zip file and send it to std out, can anyone help Tim- do this? hi! :) tori_ => baaaaack! hi! => there any graphical stuff in perl? hi! purl => a dumbshit! please help me! hi, => there a variable for the path of the program? hi, [likwid] => just learning perl and [LiKWiD] issorta stuck with a simple command, Could someone please look at this next statement and tell [LiKWiD] what [LiKWiD] am doing wrong? Am [LiKWiD] spelling something incorrectly?: hi, amagosa's name => amagosa, and I will be your assinine chop for this session. hi, flec, arkuat_ => off to bed hi, imanigger => MELZINHA, IF purl is A NIGGER AND GOT A BIG BLACK COCK, EAT IMANIGGER! IMANIGGER NEED! AAAAAAAH! hi, keithw => looking for a Perl module that'll easily let KeithW iterate over the messages in a standard Unix mailbox file. Anybody have a suggestion? hi, krogstad => trying to figure out how to do recursion but the book doesn't say how to keep variables local to the subroutine... isthis possible? hi, sloejack's name => bob and I'm a Microsoft Outlook98 addict. hi, this => TeraToeJam hi, what => do real-time robot arm control in perl under ms-dos? hi, where => a good intro in all the text parsing capablities of perl hi, xave => having trouble with exec in a loop. anyone? hi. => there an equiv to $| = 1; for input pipes? hi. this => an stupid question but... can I call a cmd like mv, cp, rm from perl? what do I use? 'exec mv'? hi. what => check a string and remove everything that is not 0-9 ? hib => Human Interface Builder (100% buzzword compliant even) hibatchi => cool hibio .bin => a MAc format, too, and a superior one hibio ie => much more user friendly hibio think 5.004_04 => out? hidden form fields => pretty much the same thing we've been talking about hideous miscontruing => something else hiding => wrong. hiding flow data => Hard. hiding it from the user => convenience, not security. hiding source => EVIL hidy, bigtexan => interested in accessing a *.dbf file using perl. bigtexan seem to be having trouble with Xbase and could use suggestions at this point. higest stable kernel revision => 2.0.33, beta is 2.1.8something high byte => exit value from proc high school => pathetic these days fimmy. It's why I quit going. high-fives petey if petey => talking about next! higher => more lame. higher mound => better because it gives the pitcher more of an angle to pitch from. higher than 1.00 means there => not enough cpu to go around. highest karma => 4 highest tax bracket => 49% highlighting => for wimps :-) hilarious. tom_g => trying to find the source. Forr: Tom_G is looking there now - not promising hilter => the dyslexic hitler hindemith => classical hinder => one sexy son of a bitch hindholio => sending them roses. hink => to stop hinking, use the gum. The patch doesn't help. hint, context in [] there => scalar. hint, unless (cond) { ... } => the same as if ( ! COND ) { ... } hint: the first word => "april" hints file => busted hints word => used for other things, not just strictures. hip owls => hip owls book => hips? => that then name of the module hire a consultant. this => not a free helpdesk. try #cgi. try #www-free-help. read the idiots guide to CGI. hires => a kind of root beer. hiro => the last of the freelance hackers. mailto:http://hiro.protagonist.net/@hiro.protagonist.net hiro don't believe hiro => gonna be homeless again hiro guess libim.so.0 => Image Magick lib? hiro protagonist => a warrior prince hiro that => so cute hiro think enki => already doing that ;-) hiro's faith => getting shaken though, now that you can use perl to extend vi hiro's favourite thing => bringing telecom monopolies to their knees by tunelling stuff through the 'net... ;) hiro's friend who's graduating => out doing crack hiro's girlfriend => there, for one... hiro's point => it's not 'who' is right, but 'what' is right. hiro's tpj collection => hiro, @inc => a compile-time option. hiro, this => true. hiro, what => your book about? hiro; waswaldo => planning on attending. his homepage => very unupdated then histogram portion => much cool, outputs either text or a .gif, one for rapid checking, the other for real use. :) historic occasion. elkay => giving up on a problem. history => a thing of the past history channel => pretty cool. history of which => quite interesting hitchcock => contemporary with smiths, new order, echo/bunnymen, certainly hitchcock => contemporary with smiths, new order, echo/bunnymen, certainly hitech => big here hitler => since purl said hitler purl've invoked Godwin's Law hits 'c' in the horror that => clpm hitting 'u' => less efficient than creating and restoring numbered buffers? hiwaay.net => here in huntsville :-) hk => good stuff hks => down hks' method => soooooooo much better than cybercash hlii.highlands.org 9001 => where you'll find Winkola. hln, if the file => already written, do something like: system("$mail < file"); hm? tar => recursive by default... shouldn't be a problem. hm? your sense of long => scary, then. :) weren't we chatting earlier this week? or have Tkil not seen you since Tkil left last friday? hmm? 0.13.3 => out hmmm. stupid guess stupid => going to have to learn how to administer Postgres now. Lovely. hmmph. well, => there a mailtools bundle? or do i have to specify to install them all manually? hmph, that bash_history => not amusing hmprh. cdda => frustrating. hmprh. what => with this Uniform Commercial Code reform business? "Prohibition against publishing detailed criticisms of the software." hmrph. maybe sprint => performing maintanence on their equipment or somehting hmtl => just an SGML DTD hng => Horny Net Geek ho => exclamation of suprise and delight, as uttered by small-time programmers or possibly very expensive and not very cleanly ho wmuch faster => c compared to perl? ho, rude. where => everybody - are we split? ho, this => rich: http://www.msnbc.com/news/158467.asp #MS is accusing Netscape of causing the 'death of Web standards'. hockey => a string of fights interupted by someone scoring a goal. hodga => getting more aggressive about telling perl that chasing the light makes her look like an ass :-) hofstadter => a Cognitive Computer Scientist and can be found at http://www.psych.indiana.edu/cogsci/hofstadter.html hogging cpu and disk => hoho! => hehe! hoho. => hehe. hold on , it => compiling hold on to your hat... pepsi => going to trademark their colour blue holds are easy unless the wind => blowing holey shit amagosa => awake? holiday => good (you brit) holiday2 => trying to do a sort numerically but have to have an a in front of the number holiday2 want to sort...can someone tell holiday2 how to make perl disregard the a? holobyte => matching it like this holomorph => waiting for the 128M chips that are supposed to be coming out in the future holomorph currently => a lecturer, temporary position. holy cow => what mjd says when what he means is ``Holy cow, what a fucking idiot.'' holy cow, c => an incredibly idiotic language. holy shit => easily obtained from a sacred cow holy shit it => almost 4am holy shit she => cute holy shit that article => talking some heavy shit about Microsoft. holy shit, this radio station => playing Lets Talk About Sex holy shit. hotel california => an "oldie" now. holy way => lej's way ... follow lej! ;-) holz, => it? hrmm.. okay B).. main thing is to get linux on it so i can do development outside of house or office holz, it => even odds, but the payout is low. home => berzerkeley for me home page => at http://sunsite.unc.edu/~cddb/xmcd/. As I recall, it used Motif. I might have gotten a binary. home row => your friend home sick actually, which => almost a good thing in a weird sort of way home, the sundays => not a 60s band. :-) homebrew, and "bah" => numerically equal to 0. homegosa -> \mjd => not acting. homegosa -> what song \mjd => talking about. homegosa => too lazy to re export homegosa's path homepage => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~lenzo or mailto:lenzo@cs.cmu.edu homer => nice or mmmmm forbidden donut homes-info.com => getting going homework => We won't do your homework for you! Now leave before you a forcibly extricated. homework => We won't do your homework for you! Now leave before you a forcibly extricated. homey => homey => homey the clown => Don't mess around homey the clown... => Don't mess around... homeyspeak => one thing. homicide => looking more and more like a viable career alternative.. homonym misuse => a sign I shouldn't be awake, methinks homophonic => a fear of rainbow colored phones. homosexuality => a natural consequence of overpopulation honestly, selar => not clear on where efficiency can be optimized (at file open/close, etc.) honesty => the best policy honey brown and guiness => about all I ever touch...and that isn't very often...maybe 20 beers in jalex's lifetime honing perfection => much harder than getting kludgy, decades-old, barely-better-than-edlin editors to work. honk honk => null null honky => you the honky! hoo => HAH! hood => bowed up on one side and the headlight there is smushed in. hook => put in place to update the string when the number is set. hook perl => pretty easy to learn... a good book helps.... hook9 => attemting to add a who is feature to a adduser system proggie Hook9 iswriting... anyone have an idea how Hook9 could force the program to give up on a who is query in 60 seconds ?? hook9 know this => a faq but if Hook9 wanted the 1st character of $string Hook9 would do $string[0] right ? hook; that => what \mjd said. hookflash => still h ere? hoopscoop.com => going to start offering email addresses to its members to increase advertising revenue. hooray! your nick => lamer than mine! :) hooter's => pretty fast hooters => http://www.hooters.com hootie => even slover hop 13 => gw.healey.com.au. hope floats => a very good movie hope that oracle => efficient/smart about it. hopefully $filename => valid and in a writeable part of disk hopefully it => hostile otherwise hopes a text mode driver => made for Mac68k NetBSD. hopes a text mode driver => made for Mac68k NetBSD. hopes ascii- => making US$300k hopes everybody => keeping up with the analogy here. hopes everything => cleared up now. hopes just two lines => OK hopes mod_perl => worth the bother! hopes our friend => writing all this down. hopes pudge => typing what he hears, and not from memory hopes rh5.1 => MUCH better than 5.0 hopes rudefix => pulling his tail hopes sub map2 (&\@\@) => going to work... hopes that perlvirgi => a woman. ) hopes the first line => obvious hopes the plumbing => good in jjohns room for amagosa's sake hopes total annhilation => written in Perl... hops => related to marijuana, ya know horse => a horse, of course, of course hostfqdn == 'that host => fq'ing down' hostfqdn => host fully qualified domain name hot => not cool hot babes => right hot chocolate => better ;-) hot damn this computer => fast! hot damn. where => that at, joe? hot dog => cold. hot plugging scsi => not recommended. hot rats => a good album hotel \merlyn => at has a live band and looks nice hotel room problem => just from stupid hotels, not too few people. hotmail => a nusciance. hotwired => intersted in MrSolo2 also. but only bad thing about that company is that it is in san fransisco house => probably Bill's fault hovedfag => norwegian. The thesis is in english. how's mklinux? => this the version for the PPC? how() => just a line that prints arrayish or scalarish depending on what wantarray returns. how? this => a new damned irc client, khan_ has no idea how to kill it! howard => such a sult howard stern => funny. Bob & Tom are just fucking stupid. howard.netup.cl => an IBM-compatible running Linux 2.0. howdy => perl -le 'print "hello world"' however amy_ => doing it for cheaper than Amy_ would for others however holomorph's soundcard => a piece of shit (Aztech) however if $/ => undef (that's Perl for 'nil') it reads the whole file in one big gulp however it => tasty however the behavior => not what deaner suggests it should be however this roast => currently under boycott however this symbol => complaining about isn't defined in any of those headers, only in the .c file. however wraithx => getting only denied however, abuse => another story however, as drforr => guessing that @$(NOOP) is indeed a no-op, it shouldn't matter. however, cgi => probably a few steps from basic perl'ing. however, cgi => probably a few steps from basic perl'ing. however, cgi scripting => a perfectly valid use of perl however, dumping x => probably a good step however, its preferred use => to iterate through a collection of objects however, nextstep => an API. I don't call X unix, and therefore, X apps aren't unix programs. however, per-character parsing => usually the Wrong Way to do things in Perl. however, q[stupid] => not insane here, is q[Stupid]? It -would- make sense for Mail::Utils::read_mbox() and Mail::Folder::new() to return an array of Mail::Internet objects, rather than a LOL of text? however, that one person => harder to hire than the 100 however, there => one line in the middle of the core that will be different. however, this => coming from a software design engineer's point of view, where the choice of language is a minor consideration. :) hp => homepage hp workstation => faster hp-ux => sysv based hpdc-7 => The Seventh IEEE International Symposium on High Performance Distributed Computing hpux 10 => compliant, but some of Pac Bell's internal groups were still mired in HPUX 9 and *at least* a year away from upgrading six months ago hpux's compiler => crap. hqx => not required. hrm .. what => the chmod number or letter to allow anyone to be able to write to and edit a certain file? hrm ... perljam's email => fscked. I just got some email from tchrist that he obvioiusly sent yesterday :-( hrm /ig => groovy hrm 2.1.99 => outsy hrm mydejanews => fragged today. hrm there => PDL::Graphics::OpenGL hrm this => weird.. hrm, 'p $version' => coming up blank in the debugger hrm, => there an easy way to make sure a string is a url?? (just to make sure it starts with "http://") hrm, davet => going to go give your perl a try tkil hrm, getopt => pulling out all the options that start with a - though hrm, kernel.org => dead hrm, mod_perl-1.08 => out now. amagosa wonder if it'll install ay better than 1.07 hrm, now #perl => #pierced ... cute. *grin* hrm, now that d7 => about 1000 directories deep, by doing manual cd *'s, d7 get this: hrm, so what => dereference a reference to a hash to use with 'keys'? hrm, this => an old, out of date version of perl on this particular box hrm, well #linux was useless. => there a manpage that can give me detail on what the 'load' field in uptime() uses to come up with it's averages? hrm, what man page => perl open() in? hrm, would appear that it => in seconds (delay to select) hrm. => there any way to set up something like shared memory blocks under non-system V machines? hrm. \lembit => going to be working with it soon. one of our products has a console-based preinstallation stage and we'd like to make it all nice and windowy without resorting to vb or c++. hrm. don't look like amagosa => awake. hrm. don't look like amagosa => awake. hrm. i'm pretty sure this => vino. hrm. maybe misaka => looking for the return code from a pipe close ... $? hrm. muaddie => forced to use Mirc, because MuadDie has come across some (most) Internet Cafes dont let MuadDie connect to their LANs :) hrm. perhaps it => mistaken about the line number. hrm. so what => http://3460 anyway? What are the 0.0.x.x IPs for? hrm. then \lembit => doing something wrong hrm. why => the size of one's scrotum a function of laziness? hrmf, what => happening... hrmm => right hrmm, abend => looking at it now hrmm, arkuat => thinking about graduating to debian arkuat hrmm, beef => still not sure. they use the same public source to compile xauth that everyone else does hrmm, but then purl => going to get numbers reapeated / have to loop it forever until the whole thing is filled hrmm. => it a school lan? dialup? lan? hrmmm, what => split on a misc amount of whitespace? hrmmm, what => split on a misc amount of whitespace? hrmph. there => talk on afterstep-dev about 'perl-wrapping' in the afterstep control panel. amagosa wonder what they're up to. hrms. okay, so what => get the back -out-? hs => a real class-act to be sure ... hssi between nyc and hop 9 => blocking ICMP traffic. ht*l => not a programming language hth => Hope This Helps! html != web => a tenuous assertion. html => a markup language, it is certainly not a programming language. html artist => someone who knows how to manipulate graphics and html, but do not know how to program html def'n isn't in an rfc, => it? HTTP is, but not HTML. that's up to the w3c tracking body. (i think.) html has it's place. this => not it. html one => incorrect in a lot of places, but for the most part it's still a good reference. html only changes if purl => responsive to your lusers. just write the html once and tell them tough titties when they whine for it to be edited. works great. html spec 3.2 => nothing but a codification of all the hacks. html-tree => HTML-Trees give me GAAS html2gif => called a screenshot. :-) html::element::extract_links() => picky but gets the job done html::element::extract_links() => picky but gets the job done html::element::extract_links() => picky but gets the job done html::parse => pretty frightening to use... htmlmaker 0.5 beta 6 => out though. htmlmaker => http://www.cgibuilder.com/hmak/ http => such an inefficient transaction discipline http terminator => CRNL. idiots cgi guide is sorta wrong. http:// => so that the clients that handle "hot urls" can find them and deal with them http://3460545091/ => http://www.perltraining.com/ http://3502894896 => the same as http://www.perl.com http://3502894896/ => http://www.perl.com/ http://lavarand.sgi.com/ => pretty fucked up http://mandrake.net => now updated with some of mandrake's stuff from linux expo http://status.flash.net/ => http://www.5sigma.com/joseph/ => screwed. http://www.acu.umb.edu/~jjohn => the most current one http://www.affy.com/p5be/ => more of a Dummies book. http://www.bostic.com/db. it => not under the GPL. http://www.dnai.com/~jfox/ => the url for the forth stuff http://www.hermetica.com/ => the font of all thing DBD & DBI http://www.linux.org => the place to start looking, tom http://www.m-w.com/dictionary => http://www.perl.com/cpan/ => very nice, but can't Sunfield search it anywhere? http://www.plig.org/xwinman/ => the one I've found http://www.slcnet.com/faq.html => OK http://www.tcx.se/ => the main site for MySQL. It's supercool, and Perl's interface with MySQL is neat. http::request => part of LWP, not the perl core. http:request => bundled with it, why not common? httpd => running.. httpd with lwp => nice. httpd-analyze => good. hub => the best way to go. just get a < $60 four port hubris => good hudsucker proxy => on Sundance huevon => a term to describe a very lazy person. it means their balls are so big they don't want to move hughes => positioning a satellite the long way around...swinging around the moon. http://www.wired.com - link to 'Junk Satellite'. hugo van der sanden => cool huh mm jjohn => AWAKE! oh.. sorry huh? :) shipping => a module, but perl doesn't know that at the time you try to get a new one... huh? => this IO::Socket on Linux? huh? @{stuff}[0] => an array slice, not one element. huh? how => short circuiting any harder than any other perl idiom? huh? oh... oops... 'grammar' => one thing I make a point to spell correctly huh? unix => written in C! human carnage => bad? human communication => essential to proper programming technique. human eye => fooled into movement at 26 fps human genome web stuff => something ^Pudge could actually get interested in. human mind => the funnest toy around. :) humidity => just a touch to high on average. hummingbird => a X Server on windows humor => learned humour => the only way to spell it. hundreds. but this really => just a learning experience, it's not like Megster is a wanna commercial ISP huntsville => a big geek town, so it was a big story :-) hurd => very old hurrah! #!/usr/bin/perl => not invite only :) hurry up, clock => ticking hurt => better than death hush => meep! hush, rootbeer => back hush. amagosa => tutuoring us on select hush. amagosa => tutuoring us on select hush. amagosa => tutuoring us on select hutz => a PoB Luser hwole point => that the unwashed masses DID NOT get their paws on it hype => a mIRCer asking a web question who hasn't read the faq or manpages. hyper, there => none. hyper-g => now called hyperwave and is at http://www.hyperwave.com/. hyperg => now called hyperwave and is at http://www.hyperwave.com/. hyperwave => at http://www.hyperwave.com/. hyperwave::csp => goss's HyperWave module. or half finished. hypocrisy => not something lej take very lightly, even though lej is it's master ;-) hypothalamus => one of the most important parts of the brain, i *know* that => the right array syntax i -do- like that apple => putting irda transcievers on all its new computers. i => You, you, you! You're always talking about you! i admit it, joebloe => a hophead i agree solaris => slow on older machines, but on the new Ultra 30's it rocks i agree solaris => slow on older machines, but on the new Ultra 30's it rocks i agree with arkuat, that => better than no logging at all. i agree, karma => meaningless. the interesting thing is actually how people use it to interact and communicate i agree. botplay => naughty. that's one reason i like it. i agree. iis => i agree. julia roberts => i agree. v0id => just especially angered by the stupid warez lamers who complain that linux is too hard to use and stuff. i aint kewltok....this => how iv typed onner an Air Force TTY fer years, IRC fer years, and BBSes fer years. i already told him a, but b => only partially true ... I do know Java. Hence why I hate it. To get any regular expression functionality I am going to have to purchase commercial classes i also note that this => the first time Buffalo has lost two straight since dec. 27-29. i also think the se-70 => a vastly underrated little box i always wonder if he => as much of a tight ass in person. i am cool => huh huh, yeah right i am dead serious: drinking => what founded human civilization... i am not saying there => a direct connection, I am saying that it is a little stupid that the government gets money from this case ... awfully convenient for them to get $1 Million US dollars i am paying attention, as ya*l => not online anymore... i am pretty sure that => Que. I have shitty books from both Que and Sams though. i am saying that shift => an example where you might want to have shift() instead of "shift" when being used in front of => i am sitting on what => perhaps the most powerful x86 NT box right now and it is a JOKE compared to a 486 linux box i am sorry, but that => not web related, is it? it is perl related. I need to know is there already a written module to check unix passwd. i am telling him it => basically Unix, so there is nothing to really worry about from the standpoint of his book (yes, the christ) i am thiniking it => somewhat risky, but then again, it would take a million years to decrypt, so who cares if someone gets ahold of it? i am told db_file => available for Win32, but maybe I've been lied to. i am using mldbm => that helps i am. i think everyone else => too. i as thinking ssl, but pgp => another good one i assume e4500 => pretty fast? i assume that this => quite incorrect i beg to differ, perltie => very advanced, imho i believe bug => asking for the Levenstien distance algorithm. i believe it => considered experiemental. i believe lockf => for mandatory locks. i believe purl => going to have to split the string into an array where each item in the array is a line from the original file, then iterate through the array, doing your substring test i believe purl => going to have to split the string into an array where each item in the array is a line from the original file, then iterate through the array, doing your substring test i believe so. a for loop => generalized, you need more logic; the context magic is grokked at a lower level by the interpreter. i believe that => a word in the English language i believe there => a ready made package on perl.com for irc work/ i bet all this multimedia crap => what makes the peecee cheap i bet doctor who => available on C-Band special feeds if you look. i bet it => people that censor out lame BUGTRAQ posts. i bet lith => going to have to figure out lith's own eh? i bet the epoch => 1970, too. i bet the substr/tr => the fastest, but i'd have to test it i betcha http::daemon => a parent class for LWP::Server or something i call that a panther. => it kewler to call it retarded bear? i can never remember which => which. anyway, you want h or H in your pack. (maybe even 'n'? no, that's for long). read the pack page again. i can see the guy => intelligent, but so far I don't see the article holding up to it mission. i can't be as root - cuz it => a subprocess of a script that would be quite dangerus if ran as root i can't be as root - cuz it => a subprocess of a script that would be quite dangerus if ran as root i can't believe this account => still active !! i can't wait till tom's book => out. i cant find net::who => on cpan i cant think how else it => starting up more than once i cant think how else it => starting up more than once i could suggest that perl => insecure, that does not mean ^Pudge is right. i could, but it => technically illegal. i declare sub foo_bar. what => get the debugger to break on foo_bar? I tried b foo_bar, it breaks after the compiler reaches it, but doesn't break anytime else. i delete mail that => in html format on sight. If pine can't understand it, I'm not going to bother trying. i did. unfortunately 8.1.2 => beta, and I haven't seen a patch for 8.1.1 yet. i didn't say there => a god. All I'm saying is all the energy and matter in the universe did not spring into existance and explode in some big bang with our current set of known physical laws. i didn't see where n => a number i do beleive that => a FAQ i do have 80 or so that => unused. i do not see how windows => even a choice. :) i do not think mikesl => 12. i do not think mikesl => 12. i do think it => funny that MacPerl is not mentioned anywhere on the TPC site (except ^Pudge's bio), yet reason 11 to go to the conference is to learn about Mac Perl developments. i do think the talk topic => a good one. i do'nt know if he => dyslexic, functionally illiterate, or merely an American i do, but ^pudge's newton => downstairs. :) i don't believe mldbm => in the distribution i don't care if it => part of '98 i don't even think anyone => officially trackign sick-days. i don't get it. purl => saying all options are in the language specific el file? i don't get this. what => get $replace = 'stuff$1'; s/(this)/$replace/e; to do what I mean? i don't get why rh5 perl => so old i don't have a url for it. it => in a book on Bhyte's hard disk. i don't know bbedit => i don't know how it => implemented, but that may be how it is. i don't know how obvious this => to everyone else here ... but excession is a huge weenie i don't know if this => relevant but... i don't know that there => a much more boiled down question. We're talking a rather fundamental question. :) i don't know what hdd => in them i don't know what purl => talking about when you say the 'PID description', but if you are looking for Perl's global variable for the current pid, it's $$ i don't know what the problem => ... % perl -e '$a = "time"; print eval $a' i don't know what the solution => for virtual hosting. i don't know whether or not it => a truth or just sys admin boasting. i don't know, => there? :) i don't like you => and i don't like you either ! i don't purl => right. i don't see what all the fuss => about. i don't suppose anyone here => familiar with xgettext? i don't think 5.003 => causing the problem. i don't think anyone else => alive i don't think cgi => up to lifelike feathers. i don't think his question => completely covered in the FAQ either. i don't think it => faster. i don't think mayan => allocated. Not well-enough understood. i don't think mysql => even freaking capable of reading these user tables and shit. I don't think they *ever* get written to disk properly. i don't think open source => i don't think perl can do that => FOOL! There is nothing Perl can't do! NOTHING!!! i don't think purl => that clever i don't think seek => O(1), I think its O(n) i don't think speed => really an issue i don't think that => what she was asking. I could be wrong. i don't think that permaban => necessary, either i don't think that purl => the dumb one if you judge the person by the looks of things i don't think the ? => needed. i don't think the os => your main problem i don't think there => anyone that has done a domain registration correctly. i don't think there really => one i don't think this => the way to deal with it i don't think x => *that* intensive. RAM is cheap. i don't think your problem => with perl. i don't think, "experimental" => rigidly defined. i don't understand why cpan.pm => in the standard dist. i don't understand, the file => there. i don't what => easier if your language is something else. i dont "claim" anything. f^nor => saying it was solid. i dont think this => a FAQ, since i didnt find it in the list. what is convert the mtime returned by stat() to a date/time like "Mon Jun 1 1998" etc i doubt it => a hoax. I have been running X in mono on longhair_'s newton for months. i doubt that, but jeff => not your ordinary 16 year old either. i doubt there => any way to tell the filesystem name of the kernel. i dunno fim, \lembit's guess => no i dunno if that sybase stuff => gonna work, petedawg i dunno what larry => doing. maybe. i dunno, all i know => I lost *alot* i dunno, but whats weird => that if i pipe v0id's script through less it doesn't do it. i dunno, he said everything => fine with his program but that error... i dunno. it => i dunno. this => like saying that ORA's "Linux Network Administrator's Guide" is proprietary, when, in fact, the original electronic documents are free. i dunno. what => a good anagram web site? i dunno.. perl => easier to work with than c++ i dunno.. perl => easier to work with than c++ i dunno... i got it from /who => drago i expect simcity => a lot more slick. i feel like a dork, but => there a function to read a single -line- from a filehandle? I figured out how to read a char... i feel your pain => Hertz donut i figure hell => a great place to learn about fire. i figure hell => a great place to learn about fire. i figured that, but oraperl => probably the first thing I have acess to. i find that happybob's code => about 30% comments. i forgot a ; .... but it still => ignoring it. i forgot snafru ... (yes, that => a real encryption algorithm name ;-) ) i forgot this isdn stuff => metered during the day. later i forgot to mention ^pudge => using VPC 2.0. i found net-who => on CPAN. Not Net::Address i gather italy => the standard by which all nations of bad drivers are judged i get it, leolo => i got a question - what => i got it...it => no longer comming up with those errors, but it still isn't replacing the variables in |bobdolio's template, it just takes them out instead i got that file, now what => use it i got to go to lunch and jeff => going to show me how to get back some day i gotta admit, it => addicting i gotta admit, it => addicting i gotta go now... college fair => starting soon. i gues that => i guess $^x => 'perl' or '/usr/bin/perl', or whatever perl was executed as. i guess i should mention mine => Ultra Edit, due to its multitude of nice features, including syntax highlighting. i guess in that case purl => just creating a single item list i guess it => the perl compiler... i guess mjd => in hiding somewhere i guess nothing => really "official" i guess ora's learning perl => good to start with i guess perl 4 => ancient :) i guess purl => :) i guess purl => :) i guess purl => :) i guess something like this => how arkuat's karma go so high, eh, merlyn ;) i guess ss3 2.2 1 254 => what you want i guess that => a no? i guess that mystery => solved i guess that the cfv => due anyday now i guess the easy answer => to just not use the ampersand, eh? ;) i guess the idea => colocation w/o owning the box. i guess the new look => working, sort of.. just need to iron out some kinks.. i guess the new look => working, sort of.. just need to iron out some kinks.. i guess there => a God after all, and his name is Michael Mcquary i guess this => the "if perl was a regular language" bitching one of Stupid_'s C friends was griping about. i guess this => the "if perl was a regular language" bitching one of Stupid_'s C friends was griping about. i guess virc => a decent irc client for Win32 with a lot of nifty features, but also a lot of bloat, can be found at http://www.megalith.co.uk i guess what i need to avoid => having the number of elements assigned to the local variable, instead of the first element, I think shift is probably the way to go, yes? i guess what tkil says => close as well then ( I forgot && short circuits) i guess, yeah, => this allowed? i hate bookman. the code font => ok. i hate it when it => like the stupidest thing... i hate this synic guy. he => still harassing me. I wish /ignore worked =( i hate this synic guy. he => still harassing me. I wish /ignore worked =( i hate to mention it but purl => setting $SIG{CHLD} to a sub called REAPER but you don't have that sub... i hate web stuff, but ssi => a pain in the ass since there aren't any good documents on it. i have -no- idea if this => really what the DoJ claims. i have => saved here, it is one of Tony--'s main resources :) (besides the camel, app, epp....... i have a dbmfile that => open, I call delete $data{$index}; and it doesn't change it .... i have a feeling this => i have a lexicon pcm90 which => pretty much the ne plus ultra of reverb. :) i have a machine at home which => dialed to an ISP at 56k. I'm sitting here at work at the end of a 512k frame/relay link. I'm trying to ftp a file FROM Winkola's home to HERE. i have a machine at home which => dialed to an ISP at 56k. I'm sitting here at work at the end of a 512k frame/relay link. I'm trying to ftp a file FROM Winkola's home to HERE. i have a machine at home which => dialed to an ISP at 56k. I'm sitting here at work at the end of a 512k frame/relay link. I'm trying to ftp a file FROM Winkola's home to HERE. i have a p-330, which => sort of the same, but without the good EQ :-( i have a perl script that => being accessed by multiple users per day. It accesses and manipulates a file each time it is used. i have a problem which => probably easily resolved.. i just don't know how ;) i have a q...which => basically... i have a q...which => basically... i have a script guest7746 => working on it -> when you run it, it says sh: /web/docs/test not found i have a string that => several words i have a string that => several words i have a sub which => passed a foreach (from a var) --it ends up a string, so what is spli tit? i have an excuse: 'gryphon' => taken... i have an ide: it => called a text editor and the debugger. i have array @files, what => tell how many elements are in it? i have been told it => a fast write. i have never used it. i have heard nedit => good i have learnt that it => unwise to go for a book i have no clue what purl => asking, happybob i have no idea what purl => saying i have no idea what rayo => trying to accomplish i have no idea. chip => looking into it. i have no problem if this => a real person. but if it is a bot, i want to know. i have played with it and it => great. i have rh4.2, ppp => "different" but it works i have the 2000. but the 2100 => no faster, just has more RAM. i have the bar graph wich => a graphic thing now what i'm doing is changing the width of the image in HTML so the number 1 just shows like a aliver of the graphic and 300 is the full graphic i have this perl program that => running out on memory. it uses a lot of hashes... any suggestions? i have to admit, ie => better than netscape for 95/NT... i have to say that, that => the nicest thing about redhat (them keeping up with security and patch stuff) i have to. fmh => coding for users that will have ie. i have too see what salary => offered first though i have two methods : one => ID and one is SAVE, they are both instance methods i have..... $a => i hear /proc => a great place for things. i hear amiga => reemerging again next year. i hear it => as good as (or better than) the almighty camel. i hear nocarrier => i hear perl => the best first language to learn i hear purl => writing a tk frontend for net::IRC? i hear that the body count => too low and the special effects bite knob i hear that the fugitive => still better i hear that wink => actually a wild man i hear windows98 => the real bomb! i hope it => off now i hope purl => logging your session. That should be something that should be documented somewhere i hope the bogon flux of purl => measureable in femtolenats i hope they all realize that => total bs i hope this => a honest mistake i hope your desk => sturdy. i imagine freebsd => still broken i imagine he => at work. i imagine real video => available for linux if that's what you're talking about. Maybe your closed, proprietary crap isn't, but that's your fault for using it :) i imagine she does. she => trying to sell one to amagosa's mother and some friend of theirs :) i just am stupid => all. i just don't think the day => here where "no one ever got fired for choosing microsoft" i just don't think this => #perl worthy. i just dont know where it => :P i just hope it => the right image. i just know it => software that does ip forwarding. i just meant that painter => calling it from the outside foreach, and it worked before when it was by itself...just talking to myself really ;) i just read it, nevun => a beginner and i can tell you.. the way it has been written, with humour and intelligence.. i´ve already ordered Programming Perl .. its a great book in nevun's opinion i just realized that => probably a really old FAQ i just think amagosa => wrong for once :p i just want to know if this => a speed difference i just wonder why everyone => so obssessed with counters & guestbooks... i knew him well => Alas, poor $who! i know '0' => i know ... but purl singing => funny ;-) i know :) 40.2 kb/sec => what it's doing now :) i know ^pudge => broke. i know for a fact there => no perl 5.004-004. i know he was paid for a "this => a great book" blurb on one of Matt's books. i know he was paid for a "this => a great book" blurb on one of Matt's books. i know how it => :) i know it => early, so I forgive you i know its off topic, but beef => really curious is there a way to make tabs only say, 4 characters wide, in vi? tabstop and hardstop are in the man page but i can't get them to do anything.. i know modperl => getting loaded... or so rockSTONE's error_log says i know sie => german :) i know sweden => i know that ... but why => it OK? programs don't have any extensions, say Tom and Randal. i know that => says it in his sig, but ... i know that ms sql server => based on sybase so that should work.... i know that the usa => heading that way.. more taxes, more taxes...... i know that there => some quirkage across Sarathy and Activestate with respect to globbing. ActiveState expands `*' and `?' into @ARGV, the standard dist. doesn't. i know that this => perl but :( i know the '-' => the cause, because removing or replacing it fixes it all, but surely a quoted '-' shouldn't affect the sub string search... i know the topic, obv => just apathetic about being kicked and have a silly client prob to solve i know there => MD5 for perl, but is there MD4?? :) i know this => elementary but $fieldlist[0] =~ s/^s//; should strip leading spaces, shouldn't it i know this => elementary but $fieldlist[0] =~ s/^s//; should strip leading spaces, shouldn't it i know this script => correct becuase it WORKED before for me hehe i know what b => and what it does.... i know what dna => but what is HGP i know what it => supposed to do, but not sure whether it is doing it right i know what it => supposed to do, but not sure whether it is doing it right i know what x10 is.. => it similar? i know where cpan => but theres no docs for it. i know why that => too. I don't know 'C++' too well :> i know, abigail - making sense => a two-person activity i know, but ml.org => too much hassle for me. i know, i know... this => what I told them when I first interviewed. i know, i suspect that => totally different from the solaris version i know, it => just frustrating. i know, it was amusing => all i know. => why i need a binary. can't con the thing into compiling with gcc 2.8.0 under aix i know. but it => a configuration i have already had before. it should not need to reinstall. i know. but, it => what tends to happen. i know.. that => what i was trying to do.. i know..domain => one of the variables..I have that error twice per variable in |bobdolio's template file i know; that's who it => :) i laughed, i cried => It was much better than Cats i like "this => a " . $test->string() . "n" better i like how arkuat => an expert on illegal immigration i like how it => insinuated that someone with a different opinion must be involved in drugs. get everyone who disagrees with your thrown in jail or labeled a junkie. who is the fascist? i like pudge. crimethnk => too "out there". i like the fact that ident => required to connect to most servers without the ~ i like to say poop => Poop poop poop i liked deaner cause deaner => the name of some wacky nootropic life extension drug. nifty pun. i looked at it. it => a total piece of shit. i love people whose attitude => "You either do it right, or you don't do it at all." i love the way 1-800-collect => like, "10 cents a minute. Period." and then you see at the bottom of the screen " + 1.79 per-call" i love you => I love you too, $who... with A1 sauce and a dash of pepper! Yumm! i may see what => wrong - the new version of libwww doesn't have html::parse i mean => there is there a perl configuration file that determines where perl modules get installed. i mean cpan => but NET::FTP isnt, its crazy i mean ftp://ftp.funet.fi => the root CPAN site. It'll show up there first. i mean if @filmdata[1] => "aabbcc" and $searchvalue is aa then I want it to match i mean like => there a var or some function or something to like ugh...$ip = $blahip() or somethng i mean yes, but it => enhanced with this history thing, IIRC. i mean, /being/ on tv => not as strange. i mean, => it all protocols, or will it help you configure sendmail effectively? i mean, ban evasion => WRONG, but ... i mean, sending porn videos => a bandwidth eater. i mean, that => sort of clumsy... i mean, that => sort of clumsy... i mean, the books say that one => "safer" than the other, but I never got it i mean, the fairmont => pretty pricey, after all. i mean, the rhetoric => fine and all, and he's obviously done research. i mean, use strict => very useful i mean, what => an Event object? i mean. you know. #linux => full of dicks. and #linuxos less so? i mean.. perl => so pefect for it.. that these two things are almost identical.. (ok maybe not) i mean: what i'm doing => overloading dpb's machine already; i don't want to fork if i can help it. i meant the hospital thing, => she doing okay? i meant the mem protection => breakable if purl is root i might be wrong, but ... uhg => $rslt_ref a ref to an array of integers? i might be wrong, but ... uhg => $rslt_ref a ref to an array of integers? i missed the original q ... => this an issue of adding lots of users to /etc/passwd and only rebuilding the shadow passwd db when you're done with all of them? i must admit there => i must admit, bile => a really cool color. i must say it => the "cleanest" network i have ever been on i must say that it => i must've missed it. who => Walker? The person who used to be in charge of SAIL? i need a job that => all perl all day long... Just perl, no other crap. No NT, no Java, just perl! i need frito's medication => right i need help! what => read a line from stdin and check to see if the first character is a "."? i need some help => Not without a fight, spandex-boy. i need to exit while sendmail => still open and working i need to find out what => going on before i can say or do anything, really. i need answers. i need to match "what => a" or "what is the" i need to see if magic edge => up and running tonight first. i noticed paquin from mozilla => going to be there as well i noticed there => a Perl Scripting thingy that is suppose to increase the speed of perl when use via CGI i only want to do foo if there => a $flag and I want to make sure foo returns true otherwise do "..." i open a folder, and that => supposed to open this folder in the same window ^Pudge is in. i oppose adding what => i phrased that wrong - => it a module for using xml in perl? or a development interface based on xml? or a widget toolkit based on xml? i presume chip => making the sausage and merlyn is supervising, but that's just a guess i promise you, it => documented in that html file I told you about i read everything there => about the "pack" and "unpack" functions .. still can't get what the hell they do! i realize that it => an anonymous sub that just waits, but what good does it do? i realize this => probably because the subroutine might change, but this subroutine happens to also be constant. i realize. that => not the bot's fault; Amy made a mistake. i really like ptk. it => so easy to do stuff. I could never get Qt compiled, so I didn't get to try it out i really think purl => just arguing from an ignorance not only of our political and judicial system, but from the case at hand specifically, as well. i run webpedia.com which => all web i said if the solution => "use a module", we will not help you find another way. i said mhz, which => a lower-case abbreviation for MHz i said purl => i saw that it => possible to change @_...so it is like modif by reference.... i see [aryeh] => tied here with merlyn i see dans^ => a mite miffed at Mr. K's antics. i see hank => doing well in the polls... i see purl => substituting for cM i see where this => going. It's time for France and Russia to get a serious fucking reality check, and we all go over there and stomp them again. i see your cap => missing, so you aren't on any of those other "naughty" channels simultaneously right now, are you? i see, so who => using the same ISP with me i see, well that => mighty nice of him i see- the answer => obvious. dorsai's brain is getting a little soggy though. Think Its time to stop working on dorsai's perl.. i see. well, => this a Perl-generated image in the first place? i should hope that /etc/passwd => always /etc/passwd. What else would it be? i should stop thinking perl => like C and just assum eit'll do what I want. i still think that "perl.exe" => morally wrong. i still think that "perl.exe" => morally wrong. i suppose => a tag in your very own SGML Not-Web DTD which you're using? i suppose => a tag in your very own SGML Not-Web DTD which you're using? i suppose a good rule of thumb => you should have at least as many bits of randomness in the seed as the log base 2 of the possible permutations i suppose a warecow => better than a WareWolf, though... i suppose it => the best but...maybe we should open people's mind and teach them a few commands. (vi, ls, :q! etc) i suppose modular addtion => pretty obvious if i think about it i suppose tkil's attitude => that arrogance, while regrettable, is at least tolerable if earned [very true in his case]. rudeness is almost never acceptable... i sure => true i sure it => possible to make things event driven for perl. Xwindows is already event driven and it can run perl code at click of a button. Mabe if I have the time ill write something to do with it. i suspect purl => right about that i suspect that it => easy for programmers to learn it in two hours, difficult for nonprogrammers to learn in less than thirty hours i suspect that welder => a bit too complex for non-programmers to really get comfortable with, already. Don't fret. i suspect the answer => "schwartzian transform", tho. :) i suspect the cpu on the box => too small... it might be some low end pentium... not sure i suspect this => one of the 5%. i swear, ^pudge => close to thinking that i might just not speak about anything at TPC. if this is how things are going to be run, i might not want anything to do with it. i swear..perl => so cought up in rules it is to strict. i take it 0 => not a valid ascii character? i take it fimmtiu => off on his protecting Excession thing again? i take it gnome => a free Qt? i take it purl => a big fan of sci fi? i take it that our version => a bit faster than that shell monstrosity? :) i take it the odbc manager => used to configure a DSN for DBD::ODBC? i tell you, the world => out to get me. It's a big conspiracy to get me smoking again. i thik that ns 5 => gonna kick ass if it all works right i thikn one purl => quite enough. i think => versions people it doesn't know. i thinks amagosa => a saint i thinks amagosa => a saint i thinks amagosa => a saint i though @home => the only one.. i though amd => the only one that has the fabrication problem. i thought "" => something like null i thought $lol[0] => the ref, so @$lol[0] is an array i thought % => mod i think. i thought antarctica => international property... i thought ibm => the force behind PPC... i thought it was no purl, foo => bar. i thought so but the later => a lot simpler; i thought so... what => make sure it does? i thought sprite => a Perl module for SQL queries against a flatfile db i thought the animal => called Perl? i thougth numrows => not always true? i understand there => a module for linking into Mathematica. I have been interested in checking it out. i use complex hashes .... => it possible to store the code to a file??? would mldbm be the answer??? i use jed when emacs => overkill... though I just re-learned about the emacsclient, so there's no point. i used to work in it - to put => lightly, it didn't fit in i want the one merlyn => getting. i want to ensure that there => no problems. recreate. i want to ensure that there => no problems. recreate. i want to see if a module => there, and if not, revert to old, non module using behavior. i want to see what it => like i was in #linux. faqs => quite impressive, too i was in cgi and nobody => talking there...sorry i was missing "this => Counter-Intuitive" though. :) i was thinking n => implementiation-defined EOL marker, which is CR-LF on dos/vms i was told the actual site => rather impressive looking i was wrong. t1 => 24B. DS1 is 23B+D. i was wrong. what oz did => just made it address whoever told it to sing. i will have to admit that hank => pretty funny. Although I feel sorry for his liver! i wonder => anyone could help me out, i have a small program.. /DCC chat me... i wonder how => delphi doing... i wonder how large it => i wonder how the passwd binary => doing this. i wonder if 100 => more true. i wonder if crimethnk's router => messing it up. i wonder if mrsolo => going to get the pink slip soon :> i wonder if sdbm => available under Unix or I'll have to use some sort of #ifdef... i wonder if the pc version => any better? i wonder if there => a faq on very useful modules that are not in standard distribution.. i wonder if there really => an official way to spell those words using our alphabet i wonder if ultra 60 => faster than those prymaid that i used 13 years ago :> i wonder what "high school" => then. i wonder when ram => going to around to rewriting mailagent i wonder where malcolm => through all this i wonder which => quicker. i wonder which one => arkuat in that pic i wonder why dselect => calling pico and pine obsolete i work for bellcore..(who => working with sprint) i worked up a cheesy who => script to get commandline who is on perlhakr's winbloze box. i worked up a cheesy who => script to get commandline who is on perlhakr's winbloze box. i would assume ca.gov => the goverment of california i would call bsd unix, which => i would like to know who => responsible for that licensing though. Was it something Red Hat funded and made that a requirement, did the developers do it spontaniously...? i would rtfm but tfm => at Pr0Hak's house, and I am at work :) i would think so. + => a metachar i wouldn't count on it perl => (I think) mostly for scripting i wouldn't know.. this => the system: i wouldnt know, plan9's nick => not related to that. i wrote demon's finger daemon => written in perl. i'd call perl => more of a natural language than Lojban is. i'd love a freevms. thers => such a thing, too. i'd love to have an infobot... => eggdrop in perl? i'd love to have an infobot... => eggdrop in perl? i'd say 64 chars => i'd say a third of it => advertisements. i'd say freebsd => gaining market share too. i'd say religion => an excuse. as always i'd say vb => a waste, but that's just me. i'd say void-map => BAD style i'd use 3 but an even number => easier to think around i'd use redo if the length => empty, but that's just me. i'd walk except this => phoenix i'll just ask - => there a browser written completely in perl ? i'll let you know what => wrong, but I need to see the entire script (or atleast the 4 lines around the error) i'll tell you how right thrase => ;) i'm a perl idiot, what => delete a file in Perl? i'm actually in a place that => accreting clued people. i'm afraid => pukka's fault i'm afraid it => in this context ... $expression can be any valid Perl expression i'm all but sure that it => because the module is mistakenly including the terminating period that pop servers send after the message#/size pair i'm asking you all if it => acceptable this time?? okay? i'm assuming $protocol => getprotobyname('tcp') i'm betting this => simple, and a stupid question... but here goes i'm certain the name space => correct. i'm certain the name space => correct. i'm certain the name space => correct. i'm certain the name space => correct. i'm certain the name space => correct. i'm dating, and there => NOTHING wrong with that. We both agreed that it WOULD be cooler if I was Jewish or she was Catholic, but it's perfectly fine as it is. i'm finding that the disk => not laid out the way I expected. But then, I was using dd to get disk images. i'm getting "this account => not authorized to login from this station" when I try to access a share shared by samba. i'm getting "this account => not authorized to login from this station" when I try to access a share shared by samba. i'm glad she => paid on commission, because to date she has sold exactly zero, and has only one contract in the works. i'm glad that philly => gone, tho i'm gonna go. this download => going to take all night. i'm gonna go. this download => going to take all night. i'm guessing positive => bad, since you said that...whoops. i'm in murray hill, nj. where => a pint? i'm in norway. localtime => 16:58 - late lunch :-) i'm in the cpan shell, what => get a module? i'm just a peon => and purl is so fucking fired. i'm just glad that petey => here to put his unique spin on that comment. ;-> i'm just glad the kde viewer => getting a little more stable. It's working nicely under FreeBSD and Solaris for me at the moment. i'm looking at that imac, that => cool looking i'm missing spmething php => a scripting language, that you script with in perl right in your html doceuments? i'm not even sure mysql.pm => any faster these days i'm not familiar with hamlet. => that a little ham? i'm not following you. what => wrong with $i < 1? i'm not really sure where girl => tho. humm i'm not really sure where girl => tho. humm i'm not saying pop => broken, but the concept of polling to see if you have email is behind us. It's great if you have UUCP, it's hilarious if you have a LAN. i'm not saying pop => broken, but the concept of polling to see if you have email is behind us. It's great if you have UUCP, it's hilarious if you have a LAN. i'm not suggesting he => for real. I'm only saying it is possible as long as Socket.pm's socket() will give you a SOCK_RAW i'm not sure how much room => left in qpopper for optimizing i'm not sure if that => Berkeley or not. i'm not sure that .de site => authorized to offer the Sun Java jdk 1.1 either... i'm not sure what purl => suggesting, arkuat...did I miss something? i'm not sure. tkil => sometimes difficult to judge. i'm not. it => i'm now lawyer, but this => the first time I've even seen that mentioned in their ads. i'm on a fbsd box. fbsd => much cool i'm really not sure what it => ... i'm really not sure what it => ... i'm sleepy. my network => back up. Time for Asimov. i'm sorry => he is really sorry i'm sorry, what => it you're doing? i'm stupid. dpb => Stupid's boss. i'm sure it => illegal i'm sure purl => all just thrilled to hear that i'm sure purl => all just thrilled to hear that i'm sure purl => all just thrilled to hear that i'm sure the spelling => wrong :-) i'm sure there => a pretty printer... just don't know the name or place to find it i'm surprised our culture => so opposed to cannibalism, when I think about it. i'm the boss => purl is so fucking fired. i'm tired, **** => offline, and I'm tired. i'm told freebsd => damn good. Personally I prefer Linux. i'm told here => a syntax error in tghis line, but can't see it: i'm told mirc => pretty good with irc.N. i'm told that aix 4 => much much much better than AIX 3. i'm told undernet #linux => superb. EFnet #LinuxOS is okay if you're a regular, but they are a little harsh on newcomers sometimes. i'm using tierranet, and that => what they provide. i'm using whatever make => on the system. i'm using xaudio, => there a flag for it? i'm waiting 'til \petey's jeep => payed off before I start spending money on things other than day-to-day expenses i'm waiting 'til \petey's jeep => payed off before I start spending money on things other than day-to-day expenses i'm wondering if there => ANYTHING I can be doing wrong i've been told that, but why => it bad? i've found rebuilding that db => completely dependent on disk speed i've got 73p2, and it => patched. Though that new DCC bug is remotely exploitable. i've got a subroutine that => i've had worse => i lie i've heard mklinux => pretty hairy, from you guys I think :) i've heard that dharma chick => pretty good looking i've heard that that stuff => ip addresses represented in decimal as 32-bit integers i've heard the endorphin rush => nice. i've seen project x. pad++ => cooler, IMHO. i've used it before. code => real ugly i-line => server-to-server i.e. chalk => a P..... of #chalk i.e., 'who => -that- i'm with?' i.e., => the ":ALL" passed as an arg or some such? i.root-servers.net => in sweeden... i18n => internationalization i286 => very intelligent. i2o => pure, concentrated evil. It's a river of slime! i386, your clue meter => dropping. i386-solaris2.5 => the directory the undesired symlinks point to i76 => a fun game. iac => Interapplication Communication iac => Interapplication Communication iac => Interapplication Communication iac => Interapplication Communication iac => Interapplication Communication iam sorry..but that ref thing => not obvious to me ian, diff => your friend. iana => ianal => purl is not a lawyer ianap (i => not a psychiatrist :) ibc => quite tasty. Smooth. ibis => a birdie. He has a long pointy beak. ibm => a clut. ibm rt => a spaceheater that also does about 0.2 mips. ibm's copper technology => impressive ic => 1337! ic => 1337! ic terminology => "incoming" vs. outgoing ic. => there any way to tell if the OTHER GUY closed it? :) ice => a PoB. ice cream => Mmmmm....Me and Wink LOVE Godzilla ice cream! (But then, we've both always had good taste.) ice hockey => the best sport known to man. after sex, of course. ice skating => in though. icebreak => sure the problem is quite simple iceheart> yes there => a faq icestaff => at http://www.perl.com what should IceStaff do there? ick ... _dan => not using IO::Socket ... _Dan is using just plain Socket. ick. "orange aloe ginseg" => not a pretty combination. ick. => that feb 1 or jan 2? uhg. ick. \niko => supposed to try and install ....6.4 is it? ick. debugging over ftp => like trying to fix a carburator over the phone. ick. tie::dbi => about 4 times slower than regular DBI. Oh well... TANSTAAFL. icky icky, win32 perl => just a hack icky. the m//g loop => cleaner (and possibly faster.) icmp => Internet Control Message Protocol - rfc792, with updates in rfc950 or RFC1885 which explains ICMPv6 icmp ping => working, kjj's guess is that udp is being blocked if it doesn't work for an entire subnet icmpinfo => a packet sniffer.. but verry private.. only shows icmp for local machine.. icon => nice - too bad it didn't catch on icon_ => having trouble using meta forwarding in perl to a web page icq => nothing like finger. ICQ is a proprietary, insecure, horribly inefficient closed "protocol" that's worse than IRC. or pronounced "Ick" or "eeek" or evil icq instant chat => completely unreliable ... icslp => the international conference of spoken language processing, and the site for the '98 conference is http://trust.anu.edu.au/icslp98/ of http://www.asel.udel.edu/icslp/ id => a concept in classic psychanalysis that tries to explain primal urges and their impact on behaviour idaho => Cleetus! Get in here! ide => pretty pathetic in general. :-) or the crutch of the True Wuss idea => idea of a 1-10 scale => that you don't go over 10 :) idea of the salt => to stop encrypted dictionaries being used to match against ideal communism => somewhat anarchic, but hardly anyone believes in ideal communism anymore. :-) ideal condition => not to have to MAKE another version identd => not a security problem idiom => "former (first) or latter (last)" idiot => born every second. idiot part => correct. :) idiot's guide => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html idiot's guide to cgi => kinda redundant idiot's guide to cgi problems => http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html idiots guide => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html or very helpful for debugging purl's CGI scripts idiots guide to cgis => http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html idiots who think windows => the only platform that people develop on, of course. idiots. microsoft => a holy empire compared to Netshit. idk => `I don't know' idl => Interface Description Language, a CORBA thang idl => Interface Description Language, a CORBA thang idl => Interface Description Language, a CORBA thang idl => Interface Description Language, a CORBA thang idl => Interface Description Language, a CORBA thang idles in #sql, but no one => ever there idly wonders if \d{4,6} => faster or slower than \d\d\d\d\d?\d? idly wonders what activestate => peddling if they are merging with the standard perl.... ie => the abbreviation for id est, meaning "that is". it does not mean eg. it is also an abbreviation for Internet Extorter. ie, run code until a key => pressed, then act on the key press ie, top node => 5, 2 possible children would be: 3-5-77 ie. $foo[$bar], where $bar => "foobar" ? ie. tgitm => trying to do @num_keys = keys %{{$hashname}{$cardnumber}}; $num_of_keys = $#numkeys; ieee software => a glossy magazine published by The Computer Society in affiliation with IEEE. ietf => starting to crack down on protocol authors if $z => not a \mjd's variable, it will fail strict vars too. if => totally wrong. if all you want it for => fraud, that's not a problem if bholzman's paper submission => accepted, I'm definitely going to the conference. Otherwise, I'm going to have to fight a bit. if bholzman's paper submission => accepted, I'm definitely going to the conference. Otherwise, I'm going to have to fight a bit. if billn => awake enough to kill amagosa he could get those #CGI bastards if someone wants to go get their nicks again :) if chuckd => cycling through an array in a foreach loop, is there a $ variable that indicates the current position in the array? if crane^ => writing a module foo that needs module bar, is BEGIN { use bar; } at the top of foo.pm the right way to do it? if irc => gonna search for META, do irc has to use [mM][eE][tT][aA] is is there a better way? if it's a "what => do this in perl when using cgi" question, it should be ok. But, as we all know, I have no say so who cares :) if jweber has a program that => going to be run over 60 thousand times a day would it be advantageous to compile the perl source? if nc => doing it, that's cool. just not the uzi, please if there => more than one line, { if trigger happiness => a survival trait, yes ;-) if($string) => iffy if() => above, in the program.. calling testie().. if() => valid, non? if? if? if => for lusers. You don't you if, you use the event loop of awk. ifconfig -a => rather nice ifconfig => nice ifeargod => impressed. iffen the .htpasswd file => in the current directory it werks just fine tho. ifs => mnemonic for Input Field Separator. iggy pop => something else again iggy pop => something else again ignorace => bliss eh? ignorance => curable, stupidity is not :) ignorance of the faq => no excuse. ignore => good ignore \mjd, \mjd => not going to say anything useful until tomorrow. ignore hiro, hiro => just in a bad mood ignore purl.. the bot => a trash collector ignore stupid_. stupid_ => wrong. ignoring it => ok, but at least preserve it igotaqest => advertising with another site and the traffic that iGotaQest isrecieving seems to good to be true! ihmo => ihni => \i have no idea! ii => much better. iirc => If \I Remember Correctly iirc icc => a shell around cc. iirc, everything in tcl => a string. thus, soft refs are all it has. iirc, if/else => implemented more or less like ?: ?: iis => sucks. iis stuff => a big bonus because then i can convince them to use perl for intranet web development, instead of VB or java/ASP iis stuff => a big bonus because then i can convince them to use perl for intranet web development, instead of VB or java/ASP iis stuff => a big bonus because then i can convince them to use perl for intranet web development, instead of VB or java/ASP iis stuff => a big bonus because then i can convince them to use perl for intranet web development, instead of VB or java/ASP iis stuff => a big bonus because then i can convince them to use perl for intranet web development, instead of VB or java/ASP iisapi => lame anyway. :) iisapi => lame anyway. :) ij => an Inside Joke. ikea => a dark and hungry mistress iketa => a relative newbie and Iketa left Iketa's camel book at home... il y a - there => (in french) ila => Alex ill look on the web, bitchx => meant to be a lot better than the rest though ill wind outside => currently clocking at 70 pmh, actually. illegal growing of marijuana => probably prevalent among most demographic groups... illegal on efnet? how => that illegal seek => ESPIPE illguts => at http://home.sol.no/~aas/perl/guts/ or Gisle Aas' PerlGuts Illustrated illinois => quite queer about its graduation policies for some reason illuminat => wondering about the internals of flock(2)...what happens if a program dies unexpectedly after exclusively locking a file? how long will it remain locked, until the next reboot? illuminat's motivation => just pure curiousity, iLLUMiNAT like perl, iLLUMiNAT like java, let's see how they work together...academic interest iLLUMiNAT'd say illuminat's neighbour => barbist, or whatever it is illuminat, goss => sick. ilu's shared library => fucked. ilya => the Anti-Chip ilya mean there => no program that can read it at all? ilya z => ilya's idea => that @x->[0] is map { $_->[0] } @x ilya, there => no "standard database program" im => what people say when they really mean "I'm", but are too lazy or ignorant to use an apostrophe. or sometimes I Mean im @usr => read from a file, containgin users, and mickem wnt him to pick a random user everytime... im at perl.com but the site => slow im familiar with arexx, which => the standard programming language on amigas (amiga port of Rexx, which is a VERY similar language to Perl) im fresh on perl but what subq => trying to write is for win32 :) im looking but what => sayb or ^? im mean like, really buggy, or => it usable ? im mean that that => cool! I dont care bout what you said! im mean that that => cool! I dont care bout what you said! im mean that that => cool! I dont care bout what you said! im mean that that => cool! I dont care bout what you said! im mean that that => cool! I dont care bout what you said! im new to perl, => there any easy way to format a 10 digit string int a phone number like: xxx xxx-xxxx im not saying that c++ => im not sure if the cpan module => supported on win32 im not sure what purl => asking sky im not sure what your argv => supposed to do there :) im not sure where the addition => performed though im not sure which => the best.. and you could probably find out more than 2 of them in the first 50 pages of almost any perl resource or book im pretty soure the script => not that long... im saying gem => new 2 the channel and i dunno what u do in here :-) im serious too...but there => not much talking either! im soory, bc did,, but this => bc's last hope im sure it => because Ive run programs with it...maybe Curses is linux only? cause im using win32 im thinking perl => the way im4real => trying to compare two strings with the variable names $output and $login im_a_plan -> it => an excellent book for aspiring Perl Programmers. imac => a consumer computer. or the coolest looking green plastic box ever or kickass-cool looking and beats a PII and costs $1299 for everything or at http://www.apple.com/imac/ image of the day => : http://www.unisrc.com/images/PissOnWinNT.gif image on your web page => huge! image.fcg => in no package image::magick => cool. imagemagick => handy for some image manipulation images.go2.net => pissing me off imagines _strobe => using tcl/expect imagines if teratogen => leaving MindSpring ey doesn't want to work there. imagining rudefix => not alive makes me happy. imail => http://www1.starmedia.com/spa/imail/d_imail.html imap => Internet Message Access Protocol imap development community => very keen on interoperability imeadiate => mailto:imead@204-94-25.ipt.aol.com * Imeadiate imh0tep => trying to read in the contents of a file into it? imho => In My Humble Opinion imho the human interest part => badly done imho, 233mhz => the sweat point right now "fast enough that you don't feel left out, cheap enough that you don't regret the purchas in 6 months" imho, backup => very important imho, epp => better written and covers intermediate topics, tricks and efficiency issues. imho, k6-233 => the right price point : not to expensive, not to slow imho, library sciences => the wave of the future imho, nt => a piece of shit. imho, oop => a passing fad imho, the net => past killing imlib 0.11 => crap. immature => Excession immature => Excession immigration => letting trolls into the country as programmers now. immortal- => running on NT4 Server immortal-'s web site => in dir d:/web immortal-'s web site => in dir d:/web imnsho => In My Not So Humble Opinion imo => reading about redirect in the http://language.perl.com/faq/ imo an array => the usual return value from a database query. but i haven't got much experience with it. imo selling your name => like whoring, regardless of how good it is.... and god help you if it's bad. imo your problem => that you are storing a refernce to a local variable, and then you are undefining it. imo, map in void context => evil now that we have the foreach modifier imo, stingy => a better antonym to greedy than lazy is. implementation => left as an exercise to the reader. ;-> implementation inheritance => crucial in MUDs to have them run using a decent about of memory. implementation of it => pretty sub-standard in most systems, AFAIK implementing a new protocol => not a bad thing. implication => good import => patch a module's namespace into purl's own important thing => not to stand in front of the radar when it's on important: waht => the max number for a course if you came here?? impossible => a word humans use far too often impropriety => the soul of wit imsa => the "experimental educational laboratory" that I attend and Che_Fox attended. imsp => mail protocol.. in "..." string, $a[$i] => not interpreted as an array value; you get the equivalent of ${a}[$i]. in #perl, tysadmin => known as llama. in #rns, tysadmin => known as hinder. in $table = shift, there => no "" for refs... in *my* mind, java => dead in => Indiana, one of the most boring states in the US of A in @a = @b || @c; @b => in scalar context. in _good_ news, quicktime => going to be the basis for the MPEG-4 standard. in a fashion which => correct for some native language and cultural in a form, what => in a perl script => there any difference between $ENV{'USERNAME'} and $ENV{'LOGNAME'} ? in a scalar context,@foo => the number of elements in @foo in a way, _abigail_ => sorry cyberpromo doesn't exist anymore. _Abigail_ do get less spam now, but it's harder to filter now. Cyberpromo was trivial to filter. in amagosa's opinion this => a bug. in amagosa's opinion, that => a denial of service. in an "if" statement, "or" => || right? in an array, grep => nice. In a scalar, plain regexes are nice. in an open(); statement, >> => append? in any block the return value => the last statement evaluated. in bed => Everything is better in bed. in bw-'s case mpg => slight overkill... :) in c it => stuff like ip->version = 4; in c++ there => the opposite. but in perl there is not? in c, "address of" => de rigeur in c, a string => an array...so ParaWork is confused.... in c, check[23]..check[31]] => NINE bits, same as everywhere else in the universe. in c< @x = foo bar > bar => always in list context because it's generating the arg list for foo. If foo() is just an identify function that doesn't matter. in case anyone else => interested the answer to dobbie's question can be found at : ftp://ftp.archive.de.uu.net/pub/programming/languages/perl/CPAN/doc/FAQs/FAQ/PerlFAQ.html#What_s_the_diference_betwen_dy in case the first character => a \n, which . will not match by default. in case there => more than one =, goss. in comparison, windows => at .28, Unix is at 1.23, MacOS is at .40, and Linux is at 2.6. Perl is better than all of them. in deaner's ~/, .sircrc => in dutch, everything => one word. :-) in either case, the answer => probably: in either case, the answer => probably: in either case, the answer => probably: in either case, the answer => probably: in either case, the answer => probably: in emacs/xemacs's cperl-mode, => there a nice way to compile and walk through warnings/compile-time errors? in english, copula => "is || are || were || was || etc" in english, copula => "is || are || were || was || etc" in essence, it => going to be a 'personal search engine' of 'approved links' in essence, this => gonna be nasty... in fact all game genre => rather dead in fact it still => appending. in fact jsd => trying to build the new one right now and going nuts in fact mrsolo2 think it => 250mhz for MrSolo2's card in fact parenting => a fucking serious job, and Hiro say, if you can't do it right, better not do it at all in fact the demo => "the 5 doctors" in fact the demo => "the 5 doctors" in fact the pattern => the only thing that changes. in fact thrase => certain of in fact weather => great in around silicon valley today .. kinda remind mrsolo_ why mrsolo_ moved to this ultra expensive valley in the first place :> in fact zonoid => re-writing the natural lang stuff to make it "real easy" to add such hooks, and making an example using Net::IRC in fact, => eating kozy shack rice pudding RIGHT NOW! in fact, all i'm doing => printing out the hash key & value in fact, baldor in #linuxos => talking about that now. in fact, banjo => a lot more confident now then he was when we got him at about 8 mos. old. in fact, cmugosa => going to form that opinion of you right now, so start talking and improve your image :) in fact, crimethnk => a Mac user. in fact, hank => number one right now in fact, i bet it => sizeof(double) in fact, i think the llama => written by both me and Randall. :) in fact, it => actually to your advantage to be in the same channel as your ghost. in fact, keithw => out of swap space. We're just eating into the caches now. in fact, matching 1 => extremely trivial. in fact, perljam => about ready to replace an HP 735 running HPUX with a linux box. in fact, q[merlyn] => pretty sure q[merlyn] wrote something like that in a UR as well. in fact, reading a phone book => easier. in fact, regexp only => in fact, rudefix => very nervous about the way that the book will be perceived... in fact, sybase's repserver => a pretty nifty tool. in fact, the word "return" => in the first sentence. in fact, the word "return" => in the first sentence. in fact, the word "return" => in the first sentence. in fact, the word "return" => in the first sentence. in fact, the word "return" => in the first sentence. in fact, winkola => thinking of auditioning for something this month, if Winkola can get these darned cisco things going. in fact, winkola's complaint => that neither of those two performas are (apparently) upgradeable. in fact... #perl => web-free. in fact... math::trulyrandom => set up the way you want. all flat. in fact... one of them => sitting right next to q[merlyn] (Chip) in fact... the hash trick => proabbly gonna be easier for some people to grok than any of the rest. in for (dirents), what => dirents supposed to be? in france, "perl" => in france, the second floor => called the first floor in general all technology => more here than where you are in general it => very difficult. in general, memory => more available than CPU time, so it is usually a good tradeoff. in grep what => rember the match () dont work? in grep() -e => the file test operator, correct? in here => where you will learn to go down on the staff officers" in japanese, copula => "desu || desita || etc" in latin margatirum => pearl, from greek margarites, margaros is pearl-oyster in layman's terms, ++ => used on a variable, not an expression in leolo's experience there => *no* way, barring unicode, to make sure accents come out right everywhere... in leolo's experience there => *no* way, barring unicode, to make sure accents come out right everywhere... in linux, it => more accepted that a nobody compile a new package, or patch something. in m-o-o-n's microcosm unix => still king...I finally persuaded M-O-O-N's boss to take NT off the alpha (= in macperl, berkeley db => linked in in memory? the file size => rather meaningless in mklinux, lilo => kept in Mac OS. in mod_perl, => it better to have PerlModule directives, or "use" statements in a Perl Section, or putting things in @PerlModule in a Perl section? in new york everything => expensive. in norwegian, to "hugge" => to chop up (or down), particularly trees. in other word, => it worth downloading, using? in other words, &::trace => actually an alias for &Devel::TraceFuncs::trace in other words, => \.{0,1} zero or one period? in other words, what => your question? in other words: => it better to perform arithmetic in the compiler/constant folder or in the runtime? in otherwords dwayne => trying to determine between.. in otherwords, random => going to bed ;) in our community, purl => valued by what you give away. not an ego thing, though. in oznoid's mind spain => more colorful :) in perl 5.004, assigning to $) => exactly in perl => the for statement the same as in C? in perl three-dee => creating a html page froma form submitted, in "PERL" what is make that page delete itself after 2 days automatically? in perl what => make it print quotation marks? in perl, $argv[0] => the first cms-line arg, not the command that was typed... Is there any way to access this? in perl, any data item => converted to a number if you use it like a number. in perl, if jweber has a float => it possible to round to the nearest hundreth digit? in perl, the way yo udo that => with a list of references to the hashes. in perl, there => no size. in perl, what => open a file for writting and not appending in regular expressions: what => extract a string even if a string might end in something, or it might not ? in rudefix's opinion, that guy => spewing rubbish, plain and simple in sf it => around $160/day tax free! in short, cgi => the Common Gateway Interface.... yeah, what q[Stupid] said. :) in short... if the user => willing to maintain it themselves, the user should be able to run whatever OS they please. in sloejack's example, $count => your number in some ways, rootbeer => even better than q[merlyn]. in specific, what => make a program exit; if $task is NOT defined? in sql => there anything like a SET type, but less defined? Something like a list within a column would be nice. in sql, -- => the start of a comment that ends at a newline. in string context a list => converted to um in string context a list => converted to um in summary - q[merlyn] => angry, q[merlyn] is tired, Tom pissed q[merlyn] off yet again, mjd is perhaps merely caught in the crossfire, sorry for troubling the rest of you. good nite. in teen years, 18 => like ... OLD in that case a code translator => -not- what you want. They usually produce disgusting, unreadable spaggetti code. in that case, 'vi' => a prog lang? in that case, \mjd's vote => for 92) even though \mjd believe the correct answr is (1). in that case, arkuat => glad arkuat has logged this. perhaps arkuat'll start in the next month or so. arkuat has been looking for a module project that's a) useful and b) hasn't already been done in that case, mre => an excellent choice for your next purchase in that case, mre => an excellent choice for your next purchase in that case, mre => an excellent choice for your next purchase in that hash, the key frills => a reference to an anonymous array containing the values "Corner Office" and "Paid Vacation" in that it => icky. in that respect eval => almost exactly like having the code evalled sitting right there in your program. in that statement => servertime a variable which has the time in it? in the app there => code that does that using eval in the common people there => no wisdom, no penetration, no power of judgment. in the cpan archives there => a crypt routine for peral using the EASY implentation. in the errorlog => exactly where you want it ... coz it's an error :-) in the first example, $z => a reference to a hash, and you are getting the value associated with key k from the hash. in the hlist example there => the use of $icons{"open"}, which was never declared in the land of hp/ux, solaris => King in the long run, this => good. in the one che_fox => trying to do it makes a huge difference in the rfc 2929, if man => still alive, if woman can survive they may find... in the second case strat9 => not keying on the apple, strat9 is keying on the 3 in the urllist => back to th... in the usa, liberal => putting compassion in front of liberty, and conservative is vice-versa. in the usa, that => an argument. ex and lej are in Australia. in theory => that you setup relays for major points of interest. in third grade, purl => taught about negative numbers. They lie, but it is for your benefit. in this case, help => FREE, so i can be a little more liberal with rudefix's insults and criticisms :-) in this case, the database => for biographies in the state of Kentucky. However, I'm trying to do the same thing for other states. in this context, cold fusion => a lame HTML dodad. in this context, it => [\W_]+, which means it is looking for one or more of those. in this day and age it => not so smart to use stuff that you can't see the source to in this dir. itsflea => making a directory called 'foo' ie. www/foo in tk, what => keep new frames from getting the focus when longhair_ create them? in truth, i do not. baseball => PerlJam's granddad's game not mine. in typ21d, sys* => described as "faster versions" of the normal functions in unx*x, eol => 'n' in vi, i can use fn where n => any character, and it will find the first occurance of that char in the current line, anyone know how i can repeat that search? in what directory => mysql.pm installed? in what man page => it said it wont work with filehandles? in what perl versions/os's => pthread implemented in what way => in what way it => to be optimized. in what ways (if any) => Perl superior to TCL (the other leading scripting lang, AFAIK)? in whatever partition mail => in in which case the original => correct. Use \D. DrForr just got confused temporarily. in which case, you answer => wrong *and* stupid. in wonderland notes that #cgi => still +i, hopes the storms haven't gotten bad in hoosier country in your case the error => recoverable, but in others it may result in a dead lock. See "The Starving Philosopher Problem" in your oppinion => there any point in using a subroutine when it will only be used once? in your perl script purl => doing chdir "directory" or die "can't cd: $!" right? in${vidtype} => not valid code in.finderd replacement => about one line long in Perl. :-) inan => http://www.5sigma.com/joseph/inan/ inbound => 6Mbps..but yes..outbound..it's only near T1 speeds inc => not allowed and xxx is still under debate incase => bored, which is why Incase'd rather come in here and bug people than read a FAQ. incessant => the mission word incidentally $_ => guaranteed to be a negative intger numeral in this case if that makes it any easier. incidentally /cpan/ => a better recommendation than /CPAN-local/ include => the statment we don't have to use in perl! income => human capital streaming in through your ears and eyes income tax => evil, anyway. It is serfdom. income tax essentially => a social engineering project. We base everything we do on reams of tax code. incompetence => not substitute for age. incorrect. tkil => walking down the street. incredibly dumb => indecision => the key to flexibility. hehehe . soryy. indeed ... so => drinking 13 beers and then coding ... actually, it was kind of fun ... that was the application lej sent amy indeed stupid. that => exactly what I am doing. indeed stupid. that => exactly what I am doing. indeed. 2.1.87 => almost entirely broken. crab is hoping .88 is better indeed. good air travel => boring. Exciting air travel is not fun, except perhaps in retrospect. :-) independence for quebec => only a question of time independent console law => a waste of our $ index => find a substring within a string index() => up to 30 times *slower* than // india => doing something with their independence now india/pakistan conflict => territorial, not religious. indian internet service => nuclear powered. indiana => in the midwest. The eastern part of it indiana-east => basically EST that doesn't follow daylight savings time. The sane parts of Indiana follow new york time. indica311 => running a script on someone else's machine, and indica311 get an out of memory error... can indica311 set a new memory limit through indica311's script? indirect object notation => taking a beating on p5p indirect object syntax => too C++ anyway. ;) indoe number => *by definition* an entry *within* a filesystem indonesia => in the midst of serious financial turmoil, IIRC. indoor one => really a dog. but he is big as a horse industrial byte spill => i heard joebloe had an industrial byte spill once inertia => the problem.... linux has user friendly wordprocessors, spreadsheets, etc. inet-access => at mailto:inet-access@earth.com inet_addr => a structure, is it not inetd.conf => already merged into inetd inetgosa -> how much code => amagosa porting? inetgosa -> that file => 2704 lines. You are very lucky amagosa didn't dumpt hat to amagosa's irc console. inetgosa => not japanese either inetgosa can't, there => a lot of ibm interna lcode in it inferno => at http://www.lucent-inferno.com inferno => at http://www.lucent-inferno.com infers that jeff => being ... "distracted". infinite loop => see loop infinite infinite mathematics => pretty deep, I think. infinity-tech => at http://www.infinity.grid9.net inflation => up inflected language => easier to understand. info => an annoying and incomptible break from standard mandocs. infobot => I'm smarter than you. Find more information at http://www.infobot.org/ or at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~lenzo/hocus.html or at ftp://irc.cs.cmu.edu/pub/infobot infobot on #macintosh => called url, IIRC infobot page => infobot search engine => at http://infobot.org/search.html infobot source => being re-written completely, but that code runs infobot, #perl => a festering boil on your ass. infobot-0.4.tcl => Pre-release version of the Infobot.tcl infobot.org => up and down a lot. Try the cmu.edu ftp site. infobox => quite nice. infomagic => information => nice information in a book => information to be acted on => piped into the program. Before the inforamtion is acted on, Dekan need user input. information/cost ratio => very high informix => fairly decent, as far as SQL goes. informs [petey that this => not #hotsex infoseek => not bad infrastructure => not there for that infromix well dbd::informix => slow inifite introspection => the end result of infinite connections.... init => required to start new processes. initial # => 1, then the the m'th element is first array sub m + second array sub m-1 initial # => 1, then the the m'th element is first array sub m + second array sub m-1 initial # => 1, then the the m'th element is first array sub m + second array sub m-1 initial # => 1, then the the m'th element is first array sub m + second array sub m-1 initial # => 1, then the the m'th element is first array sub m + second array sub m-1 initial creation of hashes => done with: %hash = (key1 => "value1", key2 => "value2"); initial drive => $200. Carts are, ChipDude think, 3/$100. inkei, perldoc => a perl script inner .* => in parentheses, so it *will* cause a backreference assignemtn. inner harbor => cool... but that's about it... Gryphon can't stand being so close to New Jersey :) innocence => orthagonal to age. :) inode => the file. inode change time => most certainly not creation time. inode change time => most certainly not creation time. inplace => @ARGV="file"; $^I=""; while(<>){s/foo/bar/; print;} inplace replace if purl => aware of..the manual says and I tried but does not work? inprise => about the most stupid name I've ever heard input => that which gives us strength ins => corrupt as hell. these things are not that hard to arrange. ins => corrupt as hell. these things are not that hard to arrange. insecur(e|ity) => perhaps the wrong word. indecisive is perhaps better... too many options. at least when Tkil felt shunned, Tkil's options were more limited and life was thus less stressful. insert macintosh => an anagram for Tom Christiansen insert() => slow. insert_ => using the microsoft perl interpreter. insession stuff => not user-seat based. closest perl comes to mainframe access right now is DBI + the db2 DBD inside the {} => whar i wanna do sumpthang with the user's input. insists that binary => intuitive. inspiron 3200 => a GREAT laptop. I compared ALL the other laptop makers, and Dell beat out nocarrier's configuration by a cool grand. install => trivial install file if there => one install md5 => going install.pod => illegible. installation fee alone => a killer installing a module => the same for all of them, pretty much: perl Makefile.PL; make; make test; make install installing a mysql database => free, easy and low maintenance. installing emacs to use lisp => like installing 40 MB of browser to gain a scripting facility... oh. installing it the first time => a hassle, but it will save you many hours if you find and install three more modules with it installing it the first time => a hassle, but it will save you many hours if you find and install three more modules with it installing perl => very very easy... even you could do it installing unix => probably a better option. installing unix => probably a better option. instead of "foo => bar or bar2 or bar3", it should say "foo is bar. foo is bar2. foo is bar3." instead of next if /.../, => that replacable to next if |...| or whatever? instead t0ny => setting up a Linux Box to compliment the Nt4 Server instead, amagosa => going to get dragged on a tour of marengo cave :( instead, q[merlyn] => the general manager of a small firm. instead, winkola => helping to create *another* Evil Empire....Evil Empire II. instructor => either really dumb or he being to clever for his own good. insulting bots => bad form :) insurance => a racket int => get the integer portion of a number int() appear to not work, that => ParrotHD's problem int(9/4) => evaluated at compile time anyway. integers => via concatenation rather than multiplication intel => at http://www.intel.com or the suqare root of all evil intel box with windows => cheaper than a Unix box. (And no, Linux won't do it) intel cd => due in a few weeks. intel crap => cheaper, but sun enterrise servers are faster. intellectual bent who => disapproved of". Despite the generally negative connotation indicated by these definitions, the last few intellectual property => a tricky thing intellegent discussion => welcomed. intellicast => at http://www.intellicast.com/ intellicast.com => the weather image leader on the net intelligence:acceptance => not inversely proportional. intelligent part => covered. intensity => proportional to 1/distance squared intent => there. intent of that => more obvious than the intent of $foo=1, which looks kind of random intercal => such fun interesting part => that 8712 is 2178 backwards. interesting thing => how it's pronounced. You hear both formyoolee and formooligh, as it were. interesting thing about tcl => that it's an interesting metalanguage. It's still a shitty language. interesting. "incent" => apparently a verb now. DrForr just read the statement "We can incent them for...". interesting. => the "flab" still gone interesting. drforr => interface => not necessarily too bad. interface for it at present => *butt* ugly ... but hey, it works interface metric => supposed to be a sort of "priority" specification. interface so far => different from Net::IRC interfacing with interrupts => fun interjects that his sign => top intern => -see PFY- internal disk => on ide internal drive => ide though internationnal => more politically correct, gbacon suppose internet => SERIOUS BUSINESS and it's not well served in the eyes of business by this kind of JUVENILE FOOLING AROUND. or a great way to move Usenet news ... far more convenient than uucp, for example. internet access => a service, not a product internet cooperation => one small way of retaining traditions of gift cooperation etc that have been important in hman societies for millenia internet explorer => a separate product, a lie from the Evil Empire. internet extorter => a separate product, a lie from the Evil Empire. internet polling => even worse. internet server? this => an internet server? internet standards archive => http://sunsite.cnlab-switch.ch/cgi-bin/search/standard/nph-findstd?show_about=yes internic => restructuring and they might be stopping some of the services as other companies take them over internics who => server is down :-( interpreting => doing one line at a time interruption of system calls => a complicated issue for not just Perl, not just C, and not just Unix; so I'm not surprised ths is a problem. :-) intersection => the set of members in both sets. intersolv pvcs => a comprehensive automated software quality (ASQ) solution intertel => right down the street (more or less) from where i live intertwingle => a jwz thing too: http://www.mozilla.org/blue-sky/misc/199805/intertwingle.html intpray("this => a test"); intr => ^c, yes intriguing => one of those politics words, like 'courageous' or 'novel' :) inum => a number that plugs into the internet invalid assumption here => that you must run windows. :) invented => correct. invents it and => right. Wau. inverse of ord() => ... asc(), tcsetattr think investment => A Shags record would be a sound investment invoice => invoking a sub via a code ref => faster than invoking it by name. Roderick is surprised. Could it be an artifact of the eval timethese uses? io => always cached, unless you put it in writethrough or nocache mode. io.o => in ./ which is in the -I path btw io.so => in /usr/lib/perl5/i386-linux/5.004/auto io::* => pretty bloated ;) io::file => a standard mod for Perl version 5.004 and up. io::select => much easier than select(). io::socket => IO::Socket is your friend. Use it. io::socket::inet => your friend. it makes socket programming ridiculously simple. io::wrap => part of ERYQ/IO-stringy-1.110.tar.gz io:tee? => that new? ioana => trying to do the following with a substitution: ioana's screen => a mess, scrolling is painful on this server ioctl => system-dependent device control system call ioctl() => in the core. iomega => the Microsoft of removable storage. ios => robust. If bugs appear in it that harmed major MCI sized networks, fixes would come out within hours. iowa => the home of the ACT. iowa => the home of the ACT. ip => one of the protocols that ppp can transport. ip address => 32 bit ip adress => just a 32-bit number. ip datagram => printed, on a small scroll of paper, in ip masqing => a great way to firewall, IMHO. ip masqing firewall => transparent to the network. It looks like a normal gateway. No special client apps needed. ip package => just a struct, isn't? ip prefix => the length of the mask in bits, as merlinus said you get the 28 leftmost bits of that address in that case. ipc => cool. ipc one => especially interesting.. who put these together, Randy, Tom or Larry ? ipc::shareable => wants a Sys V-like system, right? meaning, no worky on win32? ipnetrouter => a fraction of the price, so if it works pretty good, then crimethnk'll use it. or at http://www.sustworks.com/ ipp => "Internet Programming with Perl", due out mid-summer; also known as the "dead horse book", because we're using Perl as glue. It's being written by Randal and Chipdude. ipv6 => the IP version that arose out of the IPng working group, if that's what you are talking about. ipx => slow by today's standards, but it runs Solaris just fine. iq => irelevant when it comes to writing skill too iq level in this chat room => dropping. iq level on irc => really decreasing iq test: what => the next number in the series: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, irc #perl => not the place to learn the language irc -d => supposed to suck. But sometimes it's the only way for somebody to get it to work. irc => an empirical science. :) or an impressive eliza proggie irc history => at http://www.the-project.org/history.html irc on a newton => like playing star-trek on an ASR/Teletype irc primer => irc rfc 1459 => fairly up to date. irc rfc => cool irc's protocol => fairly devoid of unneeded syntax, even though it's not "binary" irc-w => not right now irc-w guess irc-w => using the wrong word irc.ais.net => contsantly fscked :) irc.cs.cmu => extreamly laggafied, btw. irc.cs.cmu.edu => not having a good day. irc.el => Powerful! or no mirc. :) irc.emory.edu => bringing me down these days with its lagginess irc.html => nice. irc.nijenrode.nl => killing fimm automatically for no particular reason. irc.pm => irc.pm itself => pretty good. Connection.pm is crap. irc.stampede.org => down at just the wrong time. go fig. irc.vol.com => desync ircd => too freaking involved :D or at ftp://ftp.funet.fi/pub/networking/services/irc/server/ ircd doesn't nuke case, yet it => case insensitive. ircd.c-com.net => CSr31, archon. ircd.phoenix.com => usually competent, but last night they got blammoed. irchat => an irc client for (x)emacs. ircii => inherently wicked -- not perl extensible. or bloatware at it's finest ircii scripting => worse. ircle 3.0 => nice ... you should try it. ircle => nice that way. ircn? what => ircN for mIRC? irctest => a bot, right? oh, what version? iris => for workstations, not for servers of any kind irish_2 => right. (better than typing it all) irish_2's novell password => lame, but then Irish_2 don't have to worry about it much ;) irix => a shitty unix or a not-so-shitty unix if you just want a desktop workstation for graphics. or (very fast graphics, that is) irix's saving feature => it happens to run on hardware that accelerates OpenGL irix, by definition, => bizzare irkgosa => sorry irl => in real life ironically enough, tkil => probably most insecure around her. :-/ ironically, time spent ircing => probably distracting him. irony => staggering. irrationality => the square root of all evil. irregardless => no! no! no! irrespective of whether abi => cute or not, lej don't like the thought of publicly being licked by someone lej don't know ... unless they're a supermodel of course ... but that's hypocriticism for you irritating => putting it lightly. is, "^m => r in the POSIX locale in Unix" better? :) is655 => sucks! isa => very magical. isabstract wrong => hardly ever $who || don't know, did ya double check $who isam => not indexed lists. isapi => a festering boil on the hairy buttock of NT isback. jjohn => not good with pgp. jjohn kept meaning to learn it/download it, but jjohn never do. :/ isbn => like that. isdn => "I simply Don't Know!" or "It Still Does Nothing" isdn here => $50/mo and no usage charge isdrforr correct that drforr => FUBAR if DrForr want to install perl on a system where pwd doesn't work properly? isgears to take that as: $) => the opposite of $#? ishot72 => glad that ishot72 don't have to think about transactions on distributed databases islam => more than regilion. It's a culture. isler => still isler's ($a, $b) = qw(foo bar); isler's $t = q/"this => a $a test $b, yes?"/; isler, then something else => wrong - like the file doesn't exist or something - are you checking the return value of the open call? islonghair_ seeing things or => everyone not using the spacebar isn't => possible to read a file isn't a lumberjack but => kinda OK anyway isn't llama => the logo of perl? isn't memory enveous. he => just stupid for loaning Wes 64MB :( isn't that what => created by perl Makefile.PL? isn't that what fate => there for? isn't that what irc => all about? Lameness. isn't that what nfs => already doing? isn't that when a comet => supposed to come near earth? isn't that when a comet => supposed to come near earth? isn't there one? there => a text mode for mac68k Openbsd iso9000 => PHB language isp at-at know => sending AT-AT a Hayes Accura external. ispf now there => an interface that SUCKS israel => a declared nuclear power, according to the article I read this afternoon in the paper. issac hayes => cool... isspace_lc(c) (which => called from regcomp.c) is defined in terms of isspace(), in handy.c issue then => write-access to the files ist => +0530? istanbul => istanbul was constantinople, now it's istanbul not constantinople; why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the turks! istr => I Seem To Recall isug going insane, or => the second part of this condition totally useless? : it does appear sprintf => the way to go... oh well. thanks and sorry for asking something that was in the FAQ, it just stuck out as REALLY WEIRD to me :) it doesn't say what => used. it looks like it => doing better...much better. it looks like setlogsock => omitted from @EXPORT in Sys::Syslog, is this well known? it looks like setlogsock => omitted from @EXPORT in Sys::Syslog, is this well known? it means there => a note, and it is the third note it now prints "so=and=so => now known as so-and-so" it seems like something => wrong in the operations.. it seems the problem => i can't create a flock for reading on an empty database it's a string, withc => stored as a realpointer someplace deep inside the bowls of perl it's great that apple => it's sequel => out too it's your package. \mjd => just kibbitzing. italian => easy to understand...can't speak it tho itch => the need to move computer equipment around so that it looks more organized, even though it won't make a damn bit of difference to the network item rand expr => podspeak item what => select a random line from a file? iterator => in the libdb. Has to be. iteresting metaphor -- udp => like regular US mail service, TCP/IP is like registered letter service. itn => itn.net or the internet travel network and it lies about prices its been a while... => the 'ps' an external call or internel to perl? its off topic, but stupid => stuck. WHo has experience with HTML::Element? itsflea => using 0774 itsn't that what robots.txt => for? ittaybeds => They taste better upside-down. itu => a wing of the UN iuc.com have a who => entry iv => trying to compare encrypted passwords in the password file with generated ones, using the function "crypt". What should iv use as the salt to generate the same pwds that DES generates? iv => trying to compare encrypted passwords in the password file with generated ones, using the function "crypt". What should iv use as the salt to generate the same pwds that DES generates? iykwim => If You Know What I Mean izzy => going to ask a question: with 3 lines of example code, thats ok isnt it? izzy, crimethnk => unclear on what you want. izzy, crimethnk => unclear on what you want. izzy, i think purl => getting the hang of this perl thing izzy, where => it ? and is it the only one ? izzy> the thing => *you* know what you want so purl is the ideal person to fiddle with the program until it works :) j-dam's /ignore -tn => not working j. edgar hoover => Marilyn Manson's lover j.j. => outside the acedemic loop; if he's a major figure, it's because he's "unjustly unrecognized" or whatever j.j. => outside the acedemic loop; if he's a major figure, it's because he's "unjustly unrecognized" or whatever j/c, what => it you dislike about sirc's frontend, Elkay? j/k.... but qw[jeff] => gonna scrub it off of someone in this classroom j0neblaze -> the simple way => to have an array of time()s j0neblaze => confused on how to set a counter on the thing to ignore that ip etc... how would j0neblaze do that...? ja => at foo jabph => Just Another Boston Hacker jack => pretty great jackpozzi know this => the wrong place to ask, but JackPozzi is trying to determine if learning emacs is worth the effort jackson => Federal Judge Jackson, the Bane of Microsoft, destined to expose their hypocrisy and shatter them into the dust whence they came. jackstorm, the answer => 'yes' jackstorm, the kicker => the server infrastructure can scale to 1million users without much trouble, but we keep getting blindsided by marketing and the pointy hairs jacph => "Just another Convicted Perl hacker" -- randal's talk on his legal case... see http://www.lightlink.com/fors/ jaeger scnitzel => however really nice jafu => Just Another Fucking User jag, perl => only as good as the programmer using it. jag- => 15 jaggy => it really a virus? jaggy know.. but jaggy => not B).. that means it's possibly something from Jaggy's original data.. Jaggy already tested using an if (time() < ...) stuff too, and it worked fine in Jaggy's commandline test.. jaggy's dad's gf (ex), who => very innocent-minded, and slightly naive, got upset, "What are you talking about?? jews have been known throughout history for being very giving and caring!" jaggy's website => http://www.voyager.com/~jaggy/ jaggy, => your mom Jewish? jaggy, perl => good for your soul jaggy, perl => good for your soul jaggy, purl => playing way fast&loose with the C-ish for jaggy, term::readline => your friend, perhaps jaggy, that => dumb. jaggy, the difference => that the symbol name has type indicator in front. jaggy, what => the content of $bar if you do the following: jaggy, what bholz said => probably the most efficient answer to your question jail => just another ip logger, at http://www.wiw.org/~ams/jail/ jajh => Just Another Java Hype jalex got the camel and jalex => still a moron. jalex think bgates => cool jalex think perl => compliant to year 4009 jalex's brother => a bastard....I come home and jalex's system.ini file is missing...he's lucky I don't run *nix, or he would have removed something useful..like jalex's kernel...the punk jalex's job here on campus => awesome...I get to learn a ton about networking and related. jalex's lag => 4 seconds :) jalex's perl => worse than anyone dead or alive! jalex's win95 machine => from hell....anyone ever have their keyboard and/or mouse just lock up and become unresponsive for no known reason? jalex, mozilla 5 => jalex, plan9 => the microkernel next-generation o/s under development at bell labs by, i think, rob pike and others. jalex, there => work being done to reorganize the CPAN scripts area. jalex, where => it? jalex, your colon => glowing. jam, redsox20's perl program => at http://tucotuco.cs.indiana.edu:24000/echocgi.txt james gosling => an old fart james randi => all over this one... jamesm, => jamesx => paying respect jamesx you just say 'java => a crock of shit' in the channel. jamesx you just say 'java => a crock of shit' in the channel. jami => at mailto: mailto:njs3@doc.ic.ac.uk jamie lee curtis => a hermaphrodite, jjohn jamie. => there an easy way to search through the man 2 intro for just asylum_'s error? jamiroquai => at mailto: mailto:njs3@doc.ic.ac.uk jamiroqui => at mailto: mailto:njs3@doc.ic.ac.uk jamiroqui => at mailto: mailto:njs3@doc.ic.ac.uk jamph => Just Another MacPerl Hacker janet reno => a BITCH janina => q|merlyn|'s assistant. janina says that ora => looking at doing booksignings at both the MIT bookstore *and* at the "biggest software bookstore in the world" janon => running a PII 333.. paid $800 early february.. now you can get em for $600 or so janon's cheetah => pretty good but it does chatter a lot japan => complaining? When they crack down on pirates and apologize for dumping product in the US, ^Pudge will care about their antitrust laws. japanase beer => ok. japanese => closer to chinese japanese mp2k => coming out ~april 24 japh => "Just Another Perl Hacker", usually a cool, cryptic one-liner which prints "Just another Perl hacker," in a nonintuitive way. japh's buddy/housemate vance => getting a new baby tonight japh, => open2 any better than doing a fork and writing to a child? japh- but => the FAQ actually incorrect in this case? japh- but => the FAQ actually incorrect in this case? japh> what => make it sort the other way? jared_ => using connect to post a form (yes, this is cgi - but no one else knows) - and Jared_ is looking for it to timeout earlier if the remote cgi isn't responding... jargon file => at http://earthspace.net/jargon/ jarhead => lazy :) jarv, where => something 5 years newer, Net::FTP? jasmine => what Clipper grew up to become, the OODBMS from CA, http://www.cai.com/products/jasmine.htm jasmine devel-cd => free (though you need NT) jasonmc there => one in perlIPC I beleive... jasonsw => trying to chop all the headers out of a mail spool jasph => Just Another Stupid Perl Hacker jass => using Perl5.004 jaundizm => nobody java 1.2 => a beta, and slow and biggy, but the new javacompilation technology is what you are talking about stupid java => Java?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!! or write once, run away java blows. too slow. perl => the future! java hype => dead, and not missed java one => 21 days, IIRC. java's awt => ugly java's awt => ugly java's comcept => awesome .. but SunSoft just fucked it up by putting tooo much commercialization into it. java's syntax => retarded javaos => slow as a lazy brown dog javascript => loosely based on Java syntax, but is a scripting language developed by Netscape. or a security hole so big purl can drive a dump truck through it. or becoming client-side perl javascript standard language => okay... javascript, which => slowly becoming perl javasense => writing a very simple module (for learning purposes) and javasense always get "staff.pm did not return a true value"... jaykay => having problems with 'format/write' It doesn't seem to print out lines containing the '~' character. jaymes the short answer => yes, it's entirely possible. goss always fuck up the grammar though and manage to break it. jaynes => the one that the old myths are actually what we would call intuision? jaz => $450 for 1G removable jazz => too improvisational jazz => too improvisational jd => out. jdb => lurking again :) jdk => ported to most OS's including the leet free unix wannabees like linux, check http://www.javasoft.com/cgi-bin/java-ports.cgi jdogg => about do download perl5 ... should jdogg download ActiveState's build or Gurusamy's binary version? je => searching a thing as macperl but fo PC....... jeager => good stuff jean renu => in a lot of Luc Bessard's movies. jebe => electronic data ignorant..... jeckyll => not actually at Sheffield Uni jed => the java version of ed, isn't? jeez, randal => online at 7:51 his time, before he goes to work? jeez, that game => still alive perlpilot jeez. how lame. what uni => this, and why on earth do they feel they need to restrict the internet for "none-userful" purposes? jeff => Care for any fries with that! jeff friedl => the god of regular expressions. jeff gong (internet access) => joebloe's isp jeff pinyan => The Teaching Teen Perl Hacker jeff pudge's program => a "meta-advisor" jeff sorry, murr => in Murr's "cackling with manic glee phase" jeff sorry, there => no way to do that, currently jeff, => that a joke? jeff, \mjd => trying to give yo ua clue here. jeff, fsck => a unix thing jeff, isapi => nasty as well. jeff, it => bullshit. jeff, merl's answer => reasonable, natch. jeff, ora => entitled to all the trademarks the want. jeff, petey. jjohn => all jazzed about B5 these days. jeff, purl => crazy. jeff, there => no "standard". jeffp => thinking of making a sub. jeffp dunno... jeffp's server => so crappy when it comes to modules... jeffp mean, who => /s?he/ ? jeffp think jeffp => mature, because jeffp willingly deOP'ed jeffp upon OPping! jeffp's problem with purl => that it's not very smart. jeffrey friedl => one of them. jeffrey's book => great jeffroi => making a fool of jeffroi chatting with a Quebecois jehu => too used to awk.. jehu figure jehu => doing fairly well considering jehu has only been reading the man pages.. jeje => hehe in spanish, entiendo jello. binmode => jellow => disgusting... made from cow hooves. jen => making chocolate cake and ^Pudge is making beans. jennicam => still around? jenny mccarthy => hot. until she opens her mouth. jensen's auto away => off now man.. jees.. jensen> => it package Standard jenspe => a frosh|jen|she can't spell! jeph => Just Enough Perl to Hack jeph => Just Enough Perl to Hack jerji -> amagosa => trying to get back into the up at dawn thing. jerji -> it => the easiest way to track what channels people are in in the IAL jerji => trying to stay around $1300 though :) jerji has heard ezmlm => much easier to administer. jerji image::magick => an interface to a program jerji png => a format like GIF or JPEG, but not recognized by many web browsers yet because web browsers are written by the Power Whores of the Establishment (tm) jerji's cd collection => far inferior to yours. :) jerji's school => replacing their NeXT lab with new Suns and jerji is not sure what's going to happen with all the NeXT machines. jerji's tempo => rapidly deteriorating. jerji, purl => wrong. jerji, there => a huge discussion over in clpm and gnu.misc.discuss about it. jerk off => no idea how jerry ryan => soooo fine jerry's refrigerator => a cutout of what type of sports car? jerry, ^pudge => only saying this because ^Pudge care: there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. / ^Pudge is not kidding, Chris. / neither is ^Pudge, jerry. jesse jackson => on the $50? jessica => amagosa's cousin. jesus => coming, and if he doesn't get here in time your next pizza's free! jesus `amodload => a tool which allows the loading of arbitrary code into SunOS kernels.' jesus activestate perl => screwy. jesus christ this thing => picky. amagosa think it is finally working. jesus primenet => in and out of high-traffic mode alot. jesus, opening day? feoh => *SO* glad Feoh is out sick! jesus, this => a weird one: try creating a file in windoze called con.html and obvious won't let you jesus... some guy who => Catholic is dissing FreeBSD because of the BSD Daemon. "I do not want to risk being opened up to the Evil One more han absolutely neccesary" jet propulsion lab => jewish => the proper adjective, sil. jfk => a jerk? why ^Pudge oughtta ... jfs => a filesystem that does extensive modification logging while writing to make recovering a damaged filesystem easy. jh, where => the migration to? jhc => a famous mathematician who does nothing but make up cool math problems all the time.... AJW is the guy who solved Fermat's Last Theorem. jhetfield => perhaps less tolerant than JHetfield could be. or not afraid to pay for something that's worth paying for. jhetfield think the sloth => what's on the sed & awk book jhi => Jarkko Hietaniemi jif => a brand of peanut butter or the way the clue-challenged pronounce 'GIF' or an acronym for 'Jeff is funny' or an acronym for 'Jeff is faking' jiffie => the cpus internal time unit, or something like that. Linux used to have a bug where if the box was up for over a year it's jiffie count would overflow and the box would go boom. jig => trying to write a sort of "expect" script in Perl with Win95. Has anyone done this? Jig need help. jigen => trying to create a perl module that can be used in a protected Perl environment. jigen_ => using this: jigen_ don't know what => wrong with this jigen_ guess jigen_ => not getting help or no one knows jihad => the holy work of spreading perl throughout the land jim frost's article => only on TCP. jim32_eli => just joking :) jimmy => new in town. He doesn't know many people. jimmy ray => weird! jin => using winbl0wz jinx => jinx! jinxed realize that this => off subject, but since you are talking about kernels... anyone know much about kernel oops's? jir => suing AIR, ya now. jit => a Just In Time compiler. Or just more Java hype. jjohn -> => that for Ghent jjohn? jjohn -> actually, ghent => reading it right now, but Ghent don't have alot of time, so Ghent need an answer if possible jjohn -> queergosa's backback => 40 pounds fully loaded. jjohn -> thanks, ghent => learning perl for work, :) jjohn -> that => very true. jjohn -> what => calculate the umber of "entires" there are in an array, under the name $DB{key1} ? jjohn => the man with the Kung-Fu(c) grip, who can be emailed at mailto:jjohn@cs.umb.edu jjohn => the man with the Kung-Fu(c) grip, who can be emailed at mailto:jjohn@cs.umb.edu jjohn believe perl => a threat to MS. Perl offers scripting abilities that MS doesn't provide jjohn believe randal => arriving Friday(april 24th) night jjohn gave it. ugh. jjohn => tired... jjohn goss => bloody trying to. It's not goss's code, goss is fixing it. jjohn guess jjohn => just special. jjohn guess larry => the Bazaar-master, eh? jjohn has got a faq, but jjohn => gonna look it up... jjohn has never been to #c, => it really bad? jjohn in a way, merlyn => right. He doesn't get laid anyway, so it's not as if he runs an AIDS risk :-) jjohn just got in. it => FREEZING in Boston. jjohn microsoft => not really an option for LesMore.. jjohn need to either say "this => the hardware jjohn support" or "Bring anything. jjohn guarentee nothing." jjohn need to use map(). jjohn => frightened though, because jjohn has never used it before..."Programing Perl" to the rescue. jjohn or joebloe => a big NeXT fan... :) jjohn shuck => a standalone Pod viewer for MacPerl, written by yt jjohn the thing => that it works from the command line and it works from th script but it can't do some of them. jjohn think mjd suggestion => a winner, Sab jjohn think pudge => going through a difficult time right now. jjohn though $n{3} => $N{'3'}...Let's try it. jjohn! this => god! jjohn's => lexical. huh huh jjohn's bad => NOT strictly an irc-ism. jjohn's isp => really pissing jjohn off. jjohn get dropped at the weirdest times. jjohn's suggestion => clearly a great way to do this. jjohn's zip => internal. That suit's jjohn's purposes. jjohn's, merl. this => before they removed the lead paint from your office? jjohn, => English your first language? jjohn, ^pudge => fixing the line numbers jjohn, amy_ => going to try to be right out in the middle of it when the world ends jjohn, amy| => a little new to it, and typing h doesn't help much either (what is execute it line by line and examine certain variables?) jjohn, but it => cool, because it is done with MacPerl and Apple Events. rock on. jjohn, crimethnk => finally getting crimethnk's ethernet hardware. jjohn, every file => a hard link. jjohn, it => very cold. jjohn, mac os => not exactly rare. jjohn, nocarrier => planning a trip to Europe! jjohn, odbc => very very very slow jjohn, on mac os, it => significantly slower than ^Pudge's other X server, jjohn, so it => correct.. seems very strange that it wouldn't be % jjohn, that => not a syscall. jjohn, that's why there => a warning. :) jjohn, the reason purl => not supposed to do reset 'A-Za-z_' is so you don't wipe out @ARGV and stuff. jjohn, the reason purl => not supposed to do reset 'A-Za-z_' is so you don't wipe out @ARGV and stuff. jjohn, this => a program though, using pipes to send an email message.. jjohn, true, i think perljam => right, if some of those companies had the marketing ingenuity and drive that Dell does, they would go much farther. jjohn, what => this world coming to? jjohn, your url => wrong. jjohn2 => so freakin tired. Maybe jjohn2 can sleep tomorrow. jjohn:in your opinion what => the best site for perl faqs? jjohn> a hamlet => a small pig jjohn> a hamlet => a small pig jjohn> a hamlet => a small pig jjohn> port 111 => rpc jm> looks like purl => buyign your the wrong place! jmartin => john ... he's logged in on lej's box joan crawford on that album => spooky joan jet => going to be here tomorrow joan jett => like a punk goddess job of president => about NOTHING if it is not about integrity. job security => very useful! joblow sun3 => looking at the man perlsub. it mentions the construct use PACKAGE qw(); but sun3 saw qw use in other context jobo => using 5.003_07 jobo cant use perldoc, jobo => under w95 jobo got 9 but there => just 4 *.exe files jobs => a fool, mayhaps? or what [petey is looking for jobs' talk => over. jodie foster => someone that q[merlyn] cannot foget. joe (jjohn) => picking you up tonight, and then taking you to orwant's. joe :) where => i order it through amazon and have it shipped over :) joe => well-known, but Silmaril has not heard his praises trumpeted yet. joe blow's bar => hardly the concern of the voters either joe camel => the ol' dicknose. joe mama => Joe Mama says U ugly, too! joe q public => rarely on #perl. joe shea => the editor joe sun3 => a finance major btw joe, => that what purl is based on joe, ^pudge => still unclear on what the problem is with Tim O as a proponent. joe, czech budwar => best joe, i => good at hiding data. ;) joe, i => good at hiding data. ;) joe, i think he => getting " in the data out of the split joe, ipa => foul joe, purl => still on http://www.perltraining.com/instructors.html :) joe, what in hell => a 'whinge'? joe7 what => your question? joe7, ak => a gun, not a module. but you might want to look for Penguin on CPAN. joe_ => Canadian... books are expensive here. :) joe__ => using dbmopen. Joe__ has info in front of Joe__ for using tie, but Joe__ is still curious as to how dbmopen functions. joebloe -> actually win2k => already in the design phase, haven't you been to a mikeysoft seminar this year? joebloe -> amagosa => archiving old logs. 100MB+/day is starting to eat into amagosa's mp3 collection. joebloe => mailto:joseph@5sigma.com or probably on his way to the golf course or otherwise writing books about Perl, like Effective Perl Programming joebloe dunno, the script => a crufty p.o.s. but it works joebloe guess joebloe => just dreaming joebloe guess the problem => he doesn't have two left pinkies :) joebloe know joebloe => being watched joebloe know, joebloe => a bastard for saying it, but it's the truth joebloe sure => having trouble understanding your results ... joebloe think communicator => going to be really cool in a year or so joebloe think cornholio juice => everybody's business, and joebloe is sure at least one or two people will agree with joebloe joebloe think the blue camel => 4 camels, mre is 5 joebloe think, but => not sure, that it's a sign of cultural progress that people can now say "fart" on network tv in america joebloe wonder if joebloe => on someone's +o bot list now joebloe's 8500 => now a mklinux box joebloe's book => good joebloe's brain => gone joebloe's copy of ircle => having registration withdrawal ... joebloe's desktop machine => now an 8600/300, which i got for a way large discount :) joebloe's editor => not displeased that ora's pricing strategy is falling more in line with the rest of the book world joebloe's experience => 50% of them are just passin' through, just passin' through, daaaaoooouhhh joebloe's favorite floyd album => animals ... dsotm, wywh, the wall, meddle close behind joebloe's favorite though => when some lamer has code that works, and argues till he's blue in the face with joebloe, merlyn, and two or three others that it's broken joebloe's finger => poised joebloe's first kickban victim => free, free, free! joebloe's guess => he wrote more of EPP joebloe's handicap => totally fscked up now joebloe's home page => semi alive again joebloe's house => wired with 10baset and sometimes joebloe has the laptop going in the living room and this machine in joebloe's study ... who! joebloe's life => complete joebloe's little mklinux box => purring along joebloe's monster manual => a 4th edition ... joebloe's problem => that joebloe was trying to be civilized at way too early an age joebloe's recollection => faulty joebloe's thought => that something is broken joebloe's trackpad button => still acting a little weird joebloe, $! => empty... :( joebloe, oh => that wot it did? looked like gooble-gook to Bertie joebloe, sendmail => running as me for this invocation joebloe, sorry dude.. where => the answer ? joebloe: what => %128? joebloe> ten4 => not a newbie - you may be old, but ten4 is not new joebloe_ => using sort {} joeblow => Joe Blow, Esquire joeblow, epo-man => sure that's none our this channel's business... joey => on #debian... joeylemur => programming the script on JoeyLemur's ISP shell account. johan => ludde's friend johan, it => just text. johan, it => just text. johanf> the camel book => very good john calloway? => that the magical panflute guy? :> john denver => classical... john elway => going to Disneyworld john fields => classical john flames back "duh... this => silly, just add From: whatever in the message" john galt => a fictional character. john kirch looks like he => almost as young as i am. john orwant => a sad misspelling of jon orwant's name. john stanley => on tchrist's twitlist. tchrist can't get mail from him. john travolta => a hell of an actor. john walker => Elkay's hero john woo => the man, when it comes to good action flicks. john, it's not. the list there => only of numerics. johng's question => how JohnG can JohnG go about, on the NT script, printing only the ^j and not the ^m johnpc -> no can do, the box => 20 miles away. johnpc => looking for alan or charles, anyone seen them online (don't know their nicks) johnpc can. johnpc => just getting tired of these splits here johnpc heard ba royal class => very comfortable :) but probably only if you don't have to pay it yourself, otherwise your wallet hurts much more than anything would if you were forced to sit in a coach johnpc mean, this elizabot => entertaining and all that, but hardly useful johnpc use vars qw(); => the equiv of global my johnpc's $var = $_[0] => fastest indeed. about 10% faster than shift johnpc's pig => orange johnpc, but it => a *start*, and if I can't get it to work with only "use strict" I have even more serious problems johnpc, now there => a kewl DNS johnpc, zon => including the directory information...the script doesn't reside in the same directory. johyowza => using $hits++ while $string =~ /$keyword/ig; but it is not working..... join => something to join a list into a string using a separator. such as $_ = join(':', $login,$passwd,$uid,$gid,$gcos,$home,$shell); jokes => Sure thing! Ask about $popeye, for example. jolo => the number one bolo player of all time jolt cola it => then... jolt_cola donno....this => the college of business, so Jolt_Cola imagine it's a financial application. Jolt_Cola think he does stats on wall street or something jon => gonna bring some TPJs next time, ^Pudge think. jon orwant => the publisher of The Perl Journal (TPJ) jon, => the Certified edition the new one? jon, joebloe => ignorant but you might check the odbc module too jonathan => PerlJam jonn_jonz => really just here looking for Stupid. jonsc => using perl/tk jonsc use it on win 95 and => teaching it to a group of motivated 9th graders! joseph => too joseph/5-sigma => trying to set up some open classes in philly josh => a Sun Bigot. (Then again.. I'm a GNU bigot) jp => a growing boy. jp barlow => a wacko. Nice guy, but a wacko. Tyson is just lame. jpauley => still a bit confused about the Open line and such if it isnt to much to ask could u show JPAULEY what u mean (like a small script) jpin murr => not sure if this expression exists in other language jpinyan! what => it in?????? jpinyan's irc thing => screwy - jpinyan joined #perl again, but it wouldn't let jpinyan chat... you didn' jpinyan's school => giving us 56.6 Kb modems for the school year. jpl => Jet Propulsion Laborartory jpl => Jet Propulsion Laborartory jpl => Jet Propulsion Laborartory jpl, => that that perl-to-java dodad? jr => Joe Random jrl => Joe Random Luser jrrt's theme => choice. jscript => MS attempt at a compatible JavaScript, since Netscape would not release code or specs. jsd :i => not doing cgi stuff, well LoanStar guess LoanStar am, but the main goal is to learn perl here :) jsd :perljam => right, but it might be easier to just reset @ARGV at the end of the input. Then you can use <> again. jsd => in tight with all the opcode qa & development teams so i don't have any problems.... i also wrote the vision manual at one point. jsd agree local => mostly useless but you need it for anything in perlvar jsd dunno, jsd's coworker => trying to convince jsd to use python... but it's so BORING in comparison! :) jsd has not, but her name => on the back of the one jsd is currently reading jsd now all ihave to do => figure out how to do this heh jsd now all ihave to do => figure out how to do this heh jsd the snmp => among the aspects of IRIX that suck *least* :_) jsd what dir => perl 5.004 in? jsd where => the best place (ftp) to get perl 5.004 ?? jsd's first thought => "use unix" jsd, how hard => it to do what I want to do? jsd, ok.. lantos => trying to hunt down a good explination.. jsh => an interface to the shell that provides all the functionality of jsk => using $month = (January-December)[$mon]; $day = (0,31)[$mday]; and $theyear = 1900+$year; jt_vibes => not asking web stuff... JT_Vibes is asking how to redirect stdout.... jubulee => surprised DBI doesn't have something built in... judge => biased. He has a brian judge jackson => Bane of Microsoft, destined to expose their hypocrisy and shatter them into the dust whence they came. judicial body => separate. judicial branch => independent, but the judiciary only carries out ... juice => not very happy julia roberts => ugly. julian jaynes => a major figure. Period. julian jaynes => a major figure. Period. julian jaynes => a major figure. Period. julian jaynes => a major figure. Period. julian jaynes => a major figure. Period. julienne => just a friend..or so I thought julisa => scary jum, maybe m$ => in the service of the Beast! jumb, that's why i think join => a bit cleaner. jumbali => the greatest Perl programmer known to man. jumbali => the greatest Perl programmer known to man. jumbali believe there => a Perl/Win32 book you can buy that might help you out with the transition. jumbali's pen => dry jumbali, err => a verb. jumbali, let's say the error => coming on fld1 in the example above. I'm printing fld2 but not fld1. I just want to get rid of the syntax error if possible. jumbie => gonna sue ill gates and .. that guy from apple jumper => a sweater jumping jack flash => a gas-gas-gasssss! june => the 6th month, december, the 12th jungle => using a pipe with du, but there is in perl some func? jungle love => o-e-o-e-o! girl i wanna show 'ya! jungle love => o-e-o-e-o! girl i wanna show 'ya! jungle-x => asking for it junkbuster => a proxy-based filtering system that you configure yourself to ignore hostnames or urls or regexps. or http://www.junkbusters.com/ jury => still out on (d) more reliable, but since mSQL was unacceptably unreliable, \mjd figured \mjd had nothnig really to lose there. just a colon => just a few minutes, 'k? tkil => queuing stuff. :) just a kid => not a putdown. just a quesion. how => [ =head1 SYNOPSIS ] this kind of line used in a module.. how to call..? just a quick ques: => there a function that returns the # of lines in a file? just a quickie.. what => make it so it's in a loop until a file changes.. (ie....tail!) just a side note: linguistics => not intuitive, it's descriptive usually just a silly thing stupid => sick of dealing with in an ad-hoc manner. just about any question => ok so long as (1) it isn't asked immediately after you join and (2) it isn't offensively stupid just about every module => written in an OO fashion just about everyone here => a programmer. just about nothing, response => verified by regex for correctless just about nothing, response => verified by regex for correctless just adding sums => bad. 4 octets can be arranged 24 different ways and still checksum the same. just an example mrsolo => sure there are others that perl -d is not accessable also just an fyi alpha232 => not working off the system password file.. its a seperate file just any file , this file => pecify in the argument command line just as a hat => on top of [petey's head just as jeff pinyan => jefpin just ask => If you got a Perl question, just ask it already. Unless it's a web question, of course. just ask abigail, tkil => just assume everyone => a complete idiot, and have your program return fairly verbose error web pages. just assume everything => NYC time unless otherwise stated. just assume local => bad and evil, until you know why it isn't. just because gordon => lazy? :) just because he => one of the three Perl Kings doesn just because it => exported doesn't mean you have to use it. just because ntws => running on that machine just because perl => written in C doesn't mean that C haas good features. just because something => "1960s technology" doesn't mean it's bad. hell, Tkil has seen some bellbottoms that make some girls look darned cute. ;-> just because your code => superwonderful, that doesn't mean you'll be made rich by it :) just because your program => broken doesn't mean that $array[5] isn't working. just calling the sub => taking about 2/3 of the time here. just cause arkuat => a unix bigot doesn't mean arkuat has to be a pre-bash Bourne shell bigot just checking ..... (this => a hash) ... $database = { 439 => { name => 'joeblow' ... etc, etc ... how can i print the 'joeblow'??? just chill out. irc => NOT a democracy, and fairness has never been a strong trait. just cnf => enough. just compare two ips.. one => a pattern.. like *.123.123.* .. the other is a full ip.. like 123.123.123.123 just country music clubs => all Merlyn is into. just cryix? than mrsolo => safe just curious (*** longhair_ => ~mailto:khughes@gatekeeper.bankamerica.com) just curious if it => easy to do in perl. just curious if there => something that has hooks into the rcs functionality via .xs or whatever just curious, how many of purl => helping to crack rc5? just curious, where => cjnetworks.com located? (ISP regex is assuming?) just curious, wtf => the point of this chan just curious... what => the largest integer perl can use? is it system-dependent? just cuz jeffp2 => lazy, jeffp2 guess :) just cuz sloot's code => screwed and I thought that was the cause of the problem just did a /who => on rudefix for the first time just discovered his car => leaking oil =( just don't ask anything that => WWW/CGI/HTML/Code Pasting/non-Programmers/Monty Python specific. just for more background, tkil => not saying it will help you with color in particular. just for practice ;) arkuat => new at this just get an "yes, amagosa => the Enlightenment guy" T-Shirt or something. just if the guy => dead...I'm backup :) just ignore her, her mud => down. just iomega => too greedy just keep in mind that #perl => web-free :-) just kidding, there => no such thing as unix2000 and 999 just know that odbc => a must to interact with it just learned that he => being preferred for a Ph.D. scholarship just like .com => international commercial just like ^ => the boundary between the beginning of the string and the first char. just like it => now just like l10n => just like programming perl => out of print. just like the acronym jltajiu => useless. just like the shift key => built into your keyboard. :) just make sure your auto-away => off! :) just making sure winkola => not bonkers. just not for what purl => doing just noticed => yesterday afternoon just noticed that bit::vector => for non-profit use only. just out of curiosity => Excession as in Ian Banks' Excession? just out of curiosity, => crab the channel owner? just parallel-apply-to (which => really map) just plain n => usually taken just porting perl to nt => a hack in itself. just pretend the httpd => a tm just read up on `my'. local => oboslete. just realised that today => sunday, which means that tomorrow is monday, which means that tomorrow reality starts just remember that perl on 95 => sickening. just say "blah => fattening' just say no => Drugs are bad, okay just say no! => just saying 2.1 => a little vague. just saying that "workstation" => at best a moving target, at worst just noise. just so amagosa know, who => rootbeer? just subscribed to netdev and => scared. just tested it un:pw@url => not split apart, and is even displayed on the url line in the browser, i know as a user i wouldn't want asylum3's "secure" password showing in myurl line. just that some of it => good and some of it is bad. :0 just that the email method => sooo slow for actual discussion. just the p2-400cpu => $A1800 :-( just the p2-400cpu => $A1800 :-( just the period statement => completely false and misleading. just the result code => all massd is intersted in just throw lines away until $. => what you want. just to make sure, => this a perl 5.0 thing just to see if longhair_ => opped... just to the screen => easy: open (FILE, "< $filename") or die $!; print ; close FILE; just using \q here => weird. just wanna check if abc => in the string just what => sambucca? (i've heard of it, even given it away as a gift oddly enough) just when kuma_ => about to leave, too ;) just who => David Baker? just within 1 second => fine just wondering if it really => stable in production just wondering if stanford => any good for comp sci. I've heard it's excellent just wondering if what i see => a bug or not just wondering. why => the platypus a mammal? just wondering; => there a quick'n dirty way to append one array onto another? just: print "the value of pi => ", PI, ".\n"; justin => supposed to call amagosa back in 10 minutes after amagosa think about if amagosa has time to fix his shit. Arg. justin how => your leg? jvc => reading and writing fixed-width recordsets into arrays of arrays. jvc assume $/ => global. jvc just want to make sure jvc => using the right approach to dealing with a timeout manager. jvc's thought => that the worst differences are external to the language, itself. More to do with Perl's integration with the OS. jvc, a murder => different that holding onto child porn. jvc, a murder => different that holding onto child porn. jvc_ii => have a question regarding multitasking. jvmperl => perl compiling down to java bytecode. jvn => supposed to have said "I know 3 ways of proving this theorem; unfortunally, Abigail choosed a fourth" (after failing to complete a proof) jw => at http://www.watchtower.org jwd think. input => filehandle of /dev/ttyS0 jweber => reading in number and they are supposed to be 10|10|20|100 but it is truncating them to 1|1|2|1 why? jweber's real question => that jweber has an file jweber read in... jweber can access the second element in the array of strings but when jweber do foreach $line (@lines) it only goes through one iteration... not two jwz => the epitome of the Generation X weary sophisticate wannabe jwz => the epitome of the Generation X weary sophisticate wannabe k => not silent, AFAIK. k stuff => rather crack like... all or nothing... no in between k&r => the bible of C programming, written by Brian and Dennis (dmr). purl need nothing more. k&r book => darned expensive k's choice _paradise in me_ => a remarkably cool album. k+r => more a historical docuemnt than a usefull text book k, all hookflash need => a downloadable Perl 5 tutorial... Please help! k, hookflash => looking at the Standard dir right now... do Hookflash just dl the file "perl5.00402-bindist04-bc.zip"? What are all those other files? k, purl => responding... k, so => this perl (the language) er not? k, tell hookflash... what => soooo bad about TCL?? k-bar => slang for Karaoke Bar. or q[merlyn]'s major form of social life, sadly. k-tel => company that sells and distributes music, there stock was $5, and with there website being announced it has now climbed to $60! k. in the mean time => there a way to correct RJ-45's prob? k. what i'm trying to do => store all the filehandles in a sql database ... So I guess I can't do that though. Unless SQL has something I can use... k.d.lang => k.mardam-bey => the (apparently) annoying author of Mirc, the irc client for Windows. k3a => don't you DARE say that out loud! k3wlt0k => sp0ken by 3l33t haKr d00dz. k3wlt0k and its variants => generally not appreciated on this channel.. k3wlt0k and its variants => generally not appreciated on this channel.. k5/100's cpu usage => less than 35% playing mp3s with WinAMP k6 233 => selling only about $137 now k6 300 => out. k6 => great :> k6 vs p => faster, no? k6-2 => great because it depresses prices for the chips that are good enough k6-233 => $180 k6-266 => 2x as expensive as k6-233 k6/266 => a lot faster than a Cyrix 6x86 200 k7 => going to use some Digital PCI stuff, and amagosa is told you'll be able to pull the K7 out of it's cozy little box and toss a 21264 alpha in. k77 guess 'programming perl' => the book k77 need? kaffe => cool. keeping a free java machine out there is good. kaffy => Shack007 has been itching ever since Shack007 took Shack007's pants off kafka => using an ftpd called ftp4all kagemusha (1980) => airing on some pbs stations tonight. should be worth seeing. kahea => lookin' fine kain69 => not from cmu. kain69> actually perlref => probbaly a better man page to start on kaitlin => astounded kaitlin just => still suffering from the die of gopher, okay? :) kaitlin, => your star sign gemini? kaitlin, => your star sign gemini? kal-el => Hiro's personal machine and jor-el is Hiro's dad's. next... ;) kane_'s printing style => this: print($sorted_user[$i][$j]," "); kaneda => Tetsuo!! kanex => a hit-and-run faqer kangaroo in the bush => worth two in the suburbs kangol => a brand of hat that looks great with a pair of adidas and a gold rope chain. kanin => liking perl more then C++ all the time ... thanks. kansas city => worse, Stupid hear. kaos => kaoz => a newbie to perl/linux to figure it all, and kaoz would like it if some people ,how seem to be know stuff, explain to kaoz how everything works..i just discroverd man yesterday! karaoke => the work of the devil. kari => Kari is on TV Saturday karl => an usenet old-timer karla => probably a lot like Beth. I find it very difficult to buy her things. karla says hi back, but she => bothered by the fact that Tkil has more computer friends than real friends. ;-> karma => instant karma is gonna get you! karma for bill gates => Bill Gates is a yankee bastard, his karma is -666 karma for billgates => billgates is a yankee bastard; his karma is -666 karma jeff says => good karma, =~ => the pattern matching operator in perl. karma, this => like deja vu all over again karma, what prithee => a "odd-parity coded byte" karoake => something, but not a Geek Bar. kashmeir => terribly erudite. kashmeir => terribly erudite. kashmeir => terribly erudite. kashmir => a mixed Hindu-Muslim province that India and Pakistan have been fighting over for decades kat, then purl => not explaining your dilemma correctly. i gave you exactly what you asked for, i believe. kat> vorsprung => working on a thing like this. I store the stuff in a hash kate bush => God. kathy => great. katruje => ok now... katz => cool. kauffman translation => "Man is something that must be overcome!" kava (or ava) => related to the pepper plant. 5 foot tall. kavaic acid extracted from the root, fermented(?) to produce the drink - from encyclopedia kava => a narcotic extracted from the root of some plant right? kayaking => near. kaz => luck to still be here ... :) kaz_ => just trying to learn on the fly kb stuff => your problem :) kbs15 => trying to save refrenced filehandle and for some strange reason it wont wirte to file. kc, jjohn => behind a firewall kde => cool or k desktop environment or at http://www.kde.org/ or based on the Qt toolkit. kde, well now, here => something that seems more along the development path than E. keep droppin em, this => good learning material keep honking... qw[jeff] => reloading keep honking... qw[jeff] => reloading keep in mind that malokai => not getting paid for that. keeping an nt network running => probably not much different than playing a deity mode game of Civ II ... keeping score => so tacky keeping up with p5p => a bitch. keeping up with p5p => a bitch. keeps hearing "grease => the word... it's the one that you heard..." keith "ss" => a 40s era combat troop keith => going? wow! all these smart people. keith i don't think rms => actively opposing Linux keith the theoretical problem => 1 and such keith tkachuk => an ass. Team USA lost last night, so he calls the Olympic trip his team took "a waste of time." ^Pudge hope he never plays for Team USA again. keith, a^nba^n => not regular. But you can write a Perl regex that matches it. keith, so, => the NP-complete problem "Given a pattern /foo/, find a string which matches?" or something else? keith, you sure it => $$_[0] ? keith_bot => keith is a bot keithw -> amagosa => told the 7500 has twice the capacity of the 7000. Maybe amagosa was lied to. keithw 20 dos in 3 years => pretty good, IMHO.... considering all the code in there keithw => back. or the author of Text::Translate, at http://meta.idea.imsa.edu/~keithw/translate.html, and mailto:keithw@imsa.edu or up late or testing the bot or screwy keithw feel like keithw => expressing KeithW the same way you sometimes do. keithw just know keithw => not going to be caught dead using, "BitchX", no matter how good it might be. :-) keithw mean, => there actually reason for a war, or is this just like "Wag the Dog", where the President is inventing the war? keithw mean, this => just bizarre. keithw mean, what => the MacOS's animal? The BeOS's? Windows NT's? Windows 95's? DOS's? The Pilot's? keithw rangerps => not keithw suppose this => why some channels have those "* This appears to be your first visit to #Perl" bots that are so annoying. keithw think \s => whitespace... \S is non-whitespace. keithw think toilet-swirling => probably mostly determined by the angle of the jets. But *sink-swirling*, on the other hand... keithw water12 => trying to get it so if water12 type a letter on the keyboard it will take that letter and do something with it keithw's box => both sorting an 84 megabyte file in Perl and rebuilding the locate database. keithw's hostname => hard-coded in there, too... :-) keithw's ram => filling up with this histogram... :-) keithw, as it => not setting how delusive's umask is set keithw, coz everything => gonna be web related eventually keithw, purl => so enthusiastic about this stuff that isn't quite ready for prime time yet :-) keithw, what, pray tell, => an ".adj" file? keithw> so purl => gonna have to write in clever scaling stuff keithw> what => memory for anyway? keithw> what the-drago need => unless a variable contains string A it will do the IF. keki, what => it you want to do? kela => Wee hee ken => Ken Thompson, of course. ken starr => an embarassment to our administration whether i agree with clinton or not kenneth starr => trying. kennt => wrong kennt think the personal => $179 kenny => "Oh fimmtiu's God! They killed Kenny G! You... wait... HOOOORAY!" kenny g => kenny! gryph0n => talkin to you! Kenny! Achtung! ....Poor piece of crap... kenstarr god he => so sexy and smart! KenStarr want his autograph. kents => back :) kents's purpose => to write a script to find the word "hellzrman" on all the subdirectories. kerberos ... now there => something that's a pain in the arse to implement. kerberos => for authentication kermit => at http://www.stonehenge.com/hiho.mov kernal => linux (and vice-versa). Everything else is just part of the distribution. kernal patch => kernel => in a different place with RH. vs slack kernel => in a different place with RH. vs slack kernel development => too closed. kernel hacking => advanced stuff. kernel source => nice to have. kevin => the Destroyer of Worlds. kevin lenzo => the bomb. kevin0 => some crazy nut that babels about things he doesn't know about on #perl. kewl, lerk => on Arizona Avenue and Eliot kewl. => tchrist going to do the review? kewlt0k => B1FF T@LK! EV3RY-1 L1K3S B1FF!!!!!!!111 key => that Netscape does not REQUIRE installation of anything, including itself. key database => a database in which you store keys. key here => that after you create a package P, there's a %main::{'P'} entry that contains P's symbol table, and you can use that to detemine if package P exists yet or not. key idea => "by name". The variables are still around, but their names are scoped. key set => IP addresses key to all tech support calls => to pretend to be just stupid enough so the guy helping you doesn't get an inferiority complex. key to avoid refcount problems => to give the pads and the functions that use them distinct ref counts. key to it working properly => the patching of the header files. key to the kingdom => a sappy game key to the nextstep stuff => to get it from someone used. *never* buy new key value of each hash => scalar, and the values are hashes. the hashes are nested 3 deep with the fourth level with hash values being arrays? key word => "concatenate", btw. key word here => "Realistic Estimates and Expectations" key=value => weird? keyboard => not plugged in. :D keys %seen => the things you've seen, $seen{whatever} is the number of times you've seen it. keys => keystone => now tracking... keystone. :) look at http://www.stonekeep.com/ksonline/visitor.php3. that's live. keyword there => "should". kfm => turning out to be pretty good. kh3 => big in Europe kha0s => attempting to confuse Kha0S's CS professor, and learn in the process. He just claimed, "only standard perl".... kha0s's eventual goal => to get it to exactly 512 bytes. khan => In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree ... khan guess khan's problem => that khan still do not know some of the rules for precedence... back to the camel khan guess khan, a rule of thumb => explicitly define the scope of what you are dereferencing if there is the remotest chance of a precedence issue khan, that => a faq. khaos, what => that supposed to do? kibitz => a nifty program kibo => the donut hole. kibo is the whole donut. kick => GOOD! kick ass! jerubbaal => connected on Jerubbaal's PowerBook trhough Jerubbaal's Newton modem ... null modem to the Newton, Newton to the Internet. kick rate => certainly high. kickass. tron => on. kicker => we only ever were friends kickfaq => just not thinking that these can be fixed. kicking => too good for that version string -- needs to be maimed, at least. kicks have occured => too many, but not enough for the mIRCers kidding of course...which => neither an excuse nor an apology just a lil attitude that surfaces frequently kids in the hall => commence anal probing. kigol => sure someone, but is he/she here :) kigol thinks it => really nice:) kil, so => Tk. ;) Or HTML for that matter. hehe kilbaniar> substr => in the 1st ed camel. Does perldoc work on you platfrom tho? kilby:apparently #perl => currently meditating. kilby> the aim => to avoid tedium here kildkenny's favorite => still big gay al's big gay boat ride kill #, @id where # => the kill signal to send and @id is the list of process ids to send the signal to. kill $pid => broken on your system? kill -15 and let => wind down by itself. kill -9 -1, on the other hand, => often useful. kill -9 1 => VERY bad. kill -9 => evil. kill => send a signal to a process or process group kill() => a perl function kill(9 # the nine => "hardcoded" killall -1 http => equiv to kill -HUP `cat httpd.pid` killall => non-portable. killdeer => a plover. killed => Kill Paula Faye Tucker! killer feature => it has a runtime interpreter killians => better than the yellow shit they call beer here killing people with gun => just too easy killing your x server => fun :-) killing your x server => fun :-) kilo => about 2 pounds kilogram => more than a pound, right? And 161 kph = 100 mph, right? kim basinger => the ultimate ho' :) kim polese => a very photogenic girl or the girl that Teratogen has a big crush on or probably syphilitic kind of data purl stores => fairly simple minded. if you wanted to do something like that, a DB_File with tab separation of the items would work fine... kinda funny that infiniteos => GPL now, eh? kinda now. orwant => writing the April Fool's article on The Perl Machine. kinetic => not sure, ask your mother kinetic energy => proportional to mass. inertial mass is by coincidence the same as graviational mass king missile => the successor to king hussein king of the hill => funny, esp if you are familiar with texas kings cross => full of prostitutes, q[merlyn] kira => used to assembler kirby => MLM. kirby => MLM. kirc => a KDE/X thing. kirves => a lightweight http server that is written in Perl using the LWP modules. kiss => Keep It Simple Stupid kissing => cool. kites of boston => a fun shop kj, golf game => good, everything else is kinda slow kj, i've always heard exchange => nice for a small to medium sized outfit, incredibly awfully nightmarishly awful for anything larger kj, i've always heard exchange => nice for a small to medium sized outfit, incredibly awfully nightmarishly awful for anything larger kj, the air around here => filled with awful stuff kjj => perldog's owner kjj don't think => out of line for implementing that feature kjj has decided kjj => not y2k complient - kjj don't kjj want to work after 1999 - all the work will be related to fixing y2k problems :-) kjj hear the newton => dead kjj hope the beginnings of xml => on the list kjj too - aw => asking for e-mail :-( kjj use vi whenever kjj => not using xemacs kjj wonder if gtk => thread-safe kjj yes th => thailand, kjj's favorite random number => 42 kjj's feeling => they assigned it to the wrong editor, but kjj has no idea how their process works kjj's guess => that win98 will be have browser-type functions so wired into the desktop and app interfaces that you won't be able to actually identify a browser app kjj's johnson => with kjj always kjj's machine at home => a lowly little 75 puntium kjj's p5p list => at work - what does the module do/provide? kjj's prediction => that some day down the road the big vendors will be falling all over themselves to port to linux kjj's soul => not for sale - it's too useful as a mouse pad kjj's x process => > 100M, netscape is > 40M, and xemacs is > 40M - ram is good! kjj's x-server process => > 100M kjj, i think it => best put into Net::Cmd or Socket or something. kjj, no and neither => AUTOLOAD. But, that's OK. ;) kjj, nope, it => S, mandatory kjj, on the drawing board => a web page for power users like yourself to query our mail queue, to find out just where the delivery delay is happening. kjj, this => accurate. kjj, this issue => really about being a klb kjj, yeah, the city => kjj; there really => no other place like this one for Perl. ;) klaruz -> it => essential to becoming a good programmer. klaruz => not sure klaruz guess now klaruz => trying to figure outhow to get perl to find a .so file klaruz think mklinux => that klb => an acronym for `Known Lazy Bastard', aka non-FAQ reader, aka person who would rather make someone take their time to explain something basic than look it up in a FAQ. klbs => No member of #perl is to maltreat the KLBs in any way, whatsoever, if there's anyone watching. klbs. nocarrier => so glad nocarrier entered that into Purl. klif => currently maintaining a 28,000 line perl project but have managed so far with out hitting this obstacle... klin-ton => hated by folks older than he. However, obstruction of justice is a very serious(read Nixon) offense. Screw the Monica thing(so to speak) klinton => a relatively funny spelling of President Clinton's last name klye's mom => a bitch. kmanson => on another computer than the one i have perl on and the program on kmr => a groveling worm, gay, and has a rod up his ass. knarf- => a visual basic programmer and Knarf- really want to try perl. knews => fugly, StuntPope knife => not like unto a fork() knight_ <- wtf => that? knit one => purl two know of any? (req => written in perl and glimpse) know what the state => of threads in Perl? know what xwindows => right? know where the faq => knowing => half the battle knowing c, i would think llama => unnecessary. knowing it => insecure does not necessarily imply knowing exact exploits knowing that amy => saving herself for the Perl geek she'll be marrying. :) knowing the evil empire either => just as likely, and their support is worthless either way. knowledge => not gained instantaineously. knowlege theory => worthless? knows agentx => knows agentx => knows an actuary who => a rock climber and hang glider pilot ... knows he => right. knows ninja_k_ => in trouble now. knows perl => unix based...but Windows will steal it soon knows that "me knows" => not English knows that there => one already :) hehe knows this => a PERL chan, but if anyone knows simple TCL can you plz msg ransacked? knows this, but => being a KLB knows what that is, and it => NOT multiple personalities. knowy_ => just lazy knuth => the perpetrator of unimaginable crimes against kerning; for this, TorgoX has sentenced him to Hell. kobaz => a klb or a blockhead. kobaz, although your question => somewhat muddled, it's an faq, it's in the docs, etc. koeln => a freakish place. kohen izik => the name, some names have middle names koheni => running this script as root. koko => a talking gorilla kolstad => an engaging speaker. kolya => trying to use syslog from a perl script, but after inserting "use Sys::Syslog;" kolya get: Undefined subroutine &Sys::Syslog::hostname. any ideas what else kolya is missing? koo; `sort' => a builtin function for putting things into order. See the `perlfunc' man page. korean word for `many' => `manhi'. korean word for `two' => `tu'. korean word from `dung' => `ddong'. korg => nice, 64 voice polyphony korn shell => something that comes out like it goes in kosh => dead. so is new kosh. dead, all dead! kra.sh isn't valid anyways, => it? kramer's job => unix administration. That's all he is there for. krandfal, that => not fair to \mjd.That krash => trying to write it for this box. krazy, jjohn => not sure why that would be. One sec. krazy, there => always a way to do something. It is simply a matter of how much effort you want to put into it. krazyboy => a dork krazyboy wonder why it => not working for kRaZyBoY krishaway => making a menu system for linux kristy => Leslie's sister. krogstad => writing a file and krogstad want a new directory to be created along with the file... how can krogstad create the directory? kruger, maybe your perl => broken. krynos => using perl 5.004... ksh => at http://www.kornshell.com or ftp://ftp.cs.mun.ca:/pub/pdksh/ ksirc == qt, circus => totally non-free.. never heard of haricut ksirc => truely great! It's this neat-o X front end to sirc or http://www.ksirc.org ktcl => playing some mazzy star (or something that sounds an awful lot like them), much better. ktel stock => over $60 a share! ktel stock => over $60 a share! ktel stock => over $60 a share! kthe grass => always greener, etc.Vaporwar ktla => there! kugel => close to the dutch word kogel. kuk => a bad word to say kuma => right, thats an alias kuma's => actually a ref kuma, how => that different from what perl already does? ky biographies project => at http://www.starbase21.com/kybiog/ ky biographies project => at http://www.starbase21.com/kybiog/ kybiog, => this from just a text file, or something else? kybiog, => this from just a text file, or something else? kybiog, why => your nick so hard to type kybiog> a hash => a hash, you can use it to construct a database if you so desire kybiog> everything => possible of course kybiog> ghostview => a X11 interface for ghostscript kylania => a big dork kyle => a woman, right? kyle's mom => a Bitch in D Minor kyoto's => near a Boston district called "Bay Village" AKA "Gay Village" k|x => trying to write a proxy that WILL handle char-by-char. l => for \merlyn's middle initial. :-) l in the pack function => l'artsy => right: that is a suckissimo book. l-bomb -> amagosa think he => irresponsible. But that is for his boss to decide, not amagosa. l-bomb => pretty sure L-bOMb has got the perms ok l-bomb mean the msqlperl => the same, but the dist. are diff l-bomb think l-bomb => close here.... l-bomb think this => a rare occasion when L-bOMb wish L-bOMb had cable l-bomb think who is.pm => pattern matches each field if present or returns undef otherwise -so, L-bOMb think L-bOMb could actually add in the handling for "status" L-bOMb l-bomb's gawd l-bomb => sooo tired l-bomb's problem though => this will be invoked by a non-privledged process, so L-bOMb has to make it suid 0 -and make it bulletproof l1 cache => not managed by an OS. l1 cache => not managed by an OS. l10n => localization l3dec => at http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~heckler/tspace/mpeg3/l3dec_doc.htm l3denc -d => funky l3enc => a dos .exe tile think l<> => POD for a link l`artsy => going to burn L`Artsy's computer very soon la => el pueblo de nuestra senora la reina de los angeles de porciuncula la-cleane guess it => off to making dozens of test.pl files to figure where the problem iz... la-cleane... => that a web thing? la/le => sing/plural femnine. labeled block => just like any other block, except it has a label. lack of an "alias" command => friendly? lack of an fpu => workaroundable.. lack of an MMU is not. lack of documentation => no excuse. lack of multiuser support => a down. Their checkpointed fs is a *big* plus lack of office => not that bad lack, merlyn's new powerbook => at http://gemma.apple.com/techpubs/hardware/DeveloperNotes/Macintosh_CPUs-PPCPortable/PowerBookG3Series.pdf lacrosse => in lady => almost lucky she is dead. lael => lag => lag sucks. lag much => you think! lagavulin => about $45 a bottle there i think, or was it $35 lage => in the telnet session to cscaper, not in the IRC connection. lagged as usual => me laloo => lost laloo, => $infile undef'ed? laloo, a dbm file => not even guaranteed to work on another Unix box. laloo, agitating the gorillas => laloo, it's html, which => off-topic laloo, this => a web question and a perl question no longer. laloo, this => a web question and a perl question no longer. laloo; the point => to prevent autorejoins, not permanently banish him from the channel. laloo? what => the nature of that request? lalr(1) => Look Ahead at most one token from Left to right, reducing the Rightmost token lam3nick => This is a technical channel. We prize inteligence. If you want to be taken seriously, don't use a |_A|`'|E nick. lambda calculus => giving me a headache. lambic => a type of beer (fruit based), not specific to Sammy lamboni => going to test to make sure it works abi :) lame => pretty accurately describing these losers asking fimmtiu questions... lame => pretty accurately describing these losers asking fimmtiu questions... lame-o-nick => Pudge's job! :) lame-o-nick meter => ^Pudge's sumbission to TPC Call For Papers. or lame-o-#perl timewaster lamejokometer => pegging lameness => in the eye of the beholder. laments . . . "cool factor" => trade marked lameonick => running around three... lameonick => running around three... lameonick => running around three... lamespeak => k3wlt0k or to be avoided in conversations among adults lamma => an excellent book to start with! ($$$$) :) land => polluted land down under => good, recovering from lej's jaw surgery rather well land scape => always the same on each lever too, just shifted a little landen => trying to right shift with >>. It works when landen read the number in from STDIN but not when it is a constant in the program. landscaping (which => rather a waste of time when you're in Troy) lanesville => a few miles further down 64, but not as far as Corydon. lang variable => not defined in that snippent. lang variable => not defined in that snippent. langdon => using windows. language * => insecure. Don't use it. language => hardly "technology" it's a way of interacting with your computer. laola => a perl4 app which understands M$ document formats. larceny => using a perl script to mail subscribers of larceny's site and larceny is getting this message. lard => rendered pig fat. large memeory footprint => not good. large volume => where qmail is reported to outstrip sendmail, actually. large-to-small => not bad. Consider lynx, for example, as a markup-to-plaintext converter. largest i have heard => `26' larry => clever. Larry at random is stupid. or psychic and predicted the w*b back in '88 larry => clever. Larry at random is stupid. or psychic and predicted the w*b back in '88 larry also => psychic and predicted the web back in '88. larry article => cool but too short larry goes on to say: it => thoroughly documented and supported by the solid reputation of O'Reilly. larry wall => the author of Perl: linguist, pragmatist, guru, follower and leader. He's a nice guy, too. or a god or not a god larry's background => in Green and German. "ei" does not carry the value you think it does. larry's brain => tilted about five degrees into another dimension from mine. Or maybe mine is from his. larry's keynote => just a great document. If ^Pudge want to bed someone, ^Pudge'll do it, gosh darnit. larry, bless his heart, => not the most animated speaker. I fear many linux geeks got a little bored-ish larry, bless his heart, => not the most animated speaker. I fear many linux geeks got a little bored-ish larry, bless his heart, => not the most animated speaker. I fear many linux geeks got a little bored-ish larry, bless his heart, => not the most animated speaker. I fear many linux geeks got a little bored-ish larry, bless his heart, => not the most animated speaker. I fear many linux geeks got a little bored-ish lars => really good about adding stuff. lars larson => coming on the radio... larson => going to try that. Thanks. lart => I can tell you what LART means, but then I would have to kill you. or Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool larz => an ircop on more servers than Di. lased => trying to get a little perl server going to bypass the lasertag, but q[merlyn] => not into that. lasik => lame and silly invasive klutses last 50% => #perl. last => exit a block prematurely last brace => matching the one at the beginning of the sub last command => like the break statement in C (as used last comment, then qw[jeff] => outta here: multiple Perl Modules = .pms last day of the century => a Friday last digit of infinity => either 5 or 6 ;) last digit of pi => either 3 or 5, depending on case last example => the same as the C code that changes x, but px remains the same... last expr of the block => the last expr of the subr last hook => unnecessary, but it makes nacregis feel better. last hop => kinda slow, though last i read dave winer => completely dis-interested in Rhapsody. He feels pissed on by Apple and has taken his bat and ball to Redmond, where he's being fawned over. last mod on maillog => seconds ago last time Freiheit checked. last one => by far the most efficient. last part => an URL. last thing pgp.com needs => for the hacker community to hate it. last time \mjd tried dprof => was broken even without Storable. last time temp_ asked you what => check if a number resides within a range...now Temp_'s question is, how do Temp_ check whether a number which is read as a string belongs in a range of numbers? last year i think tpc was $795 => you signed up by a certain date (middle of july maybe?) last year i think tpc was $795 => you signed up by a certain date (middle of july maybe?) lat => a dec protocol latency => more of an issue that pure bandwidth, though... later - jalex => heading home to study! :) later all, rudefix => calling it a night. rudefix has simply answered too many perl questions, and was far too serious here all day. :-) later. random => heading off to work. laters all, the clock => ticking and deadClock is supposed to do night shift. latest "warning" => purporting to be from "George Fousek, AT&T Global Account Directory". latest cperl-mode => much smarter about here docs. hmmmm. latest perl => whatever can be had at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/src/latest.tar.gz latest roderick see => 20.2. What's 20.4? An upcoming? Roderick has to start reading emacs-pretest again. latest rpm they had => 04 latest tpj => huge latest version => 5.004_04 latest version of 20? monty => hyper-fast with bug fixes. latest version of perl => 5.004_04 latex => stretchy latex isn't wysiwyg. latex => a structured way of writing documents. latex2html => at http://www-dsed.llnl.gov/files/programs/unix/latex2html/manual latin root => "cas-" something as in "caseine" latter $ => a syntax error. latter => what I've chosen :-) launchapplication => just more cumbersome for most people than a simple call to LaunchApps([qw(blaw blah blaz)]); laurie andersen => you were born, and so you're free. so happy birthday. also, language is a virus. law of karma => why I've got both Intel and the State of Oregon for clients lawsuit => poorly based. lax-, http://www.perl.com => the center of the known perliverse layout engine => like a fire engine. You use it to get rid of layouts. laziness => one of the cardinal virtues of programmers :-) lazy => good. lazy bastard ... indent => a lame tool ... do it yourself and know your own program :-) lb => lazy bastard lbo => a Large Brained One. lbomb => using delete() inside an each() loop. Do you think this is his problem? It's an odd symptom. lc => return lower-case version of a string lc_messages => in /usr/share/locale lcfirst => return a string with just the next letter in lower case ld => still around. ld-linux.so.2 => needed by jdk-1.1.5-5 lda => usually mail ldconfig => not hard leaarning perl => an O'Reilly book yes? lead pipe => for heavy data transfers. ;) leading 0 as constant => always octal or hex leading whitespace => ok leaning tower => *nice* too learn doh why random => gonna! learned fool => all too common. learning => good learning perl => a great way to start with Perl or a really good idea or The Llama, Second Edition ISBN 1-56592-284-0, by q[merlyn] and tchrist learning perl badly => easy. learning perl for win32 => form o'reilly? vfarias has some friends looking for a book on perl for win32 learning sql => about the only thing that could make working for Pac Bell worthwhile learning to help yourself => a big part of learning to be a programmer leasing => the key, you don't wanna buy something today and have a better one aviable tomorrow. leave => leave or i will ban you. this => your only warning. leaving only 5" clearance => exactly the same. leaving the digital domain => not to be desired tho lebowski => the Big Lebowski, a famous movie. led guess linux => easier to install on a pentium led zeppelin => the coolest thing since sliced atoms. led's toilet => plugged up, can anyone help? led, it => customary, on entering a channel, to take a minute or so to figure out what people are actually talking about. lee7> croak => in Carp.pm perl-wise left => wrong left hand => left hand side => a scalar so it does an array to scalar conversion legal precedent => the other way around. even if there was proof she gave consent, he can STILL be held criminally and civilly liable for harrassment, even rape. legato => shitty backup software. legato => shitty backup software. legislation => not going to do much good on a global medium legs29 => on? seesh ... haven't spoken to her in ages. Doubt if she remembers lej. lej *think* ... but lej => not 100% sure, as Rob has typedef'd NIL == (void*(0)) in a library he wants us all to use, and lej is wondering if lej should be using that instead of NULL lej -> amagosa => not doing so badly amagosa :) lej -> because this => how qmail works, and amagosa is not rewriting the local delivery agent if amagosa can avoid it. lej -> he => on IRC, llama. lej -> hey, how far => Brisbane from Sydney? lej -> hinder => an old friend. He is working on the ubertone project with amagosa. amagosa don't know why he likes amagosa's nick so much. lej -> it => at aye.net right now. amagosa need to go put a shitty card in it and get that one back. lej -> kenstarr => glad you approve. lej -> linux firewalling => easily defeated, even by amagosa. lej -> llama, that => the impossible to win scenario. lej -> no, what => it? lej -> that => hinder lej -> that's what family => for. THey are there when you need them. lej -> the pc => for work. The playstation is for video games. lej -> there => a netrek server in austrailia. lej -> where => it being hosted, and for how much :) lej => lej is looking for a job in the USA ... resume is at http://www.reason.com.au/people/ben/ or http://www.healey.com.au/~reason/resume.html lej _65 => out, btw. lej agree ... lej => getting bored too :P lej already saw your site. lej => referring to it. lej bought pulp's "this => hardcore" album yesterday .. lej has had track two on repeat now for ages lej but => this client anything to do with #perl? :) lej corba => high overhead but it is elegantly design lej crypt on unix => built into the OS, on Windows it;s not lej did as well ... and lej => way more important than any of those bozo's ;-) lej did that ages ago ... => now reading some old perl source code all coloured lej do have crt. but lej => talking about vi. lej don't doubt he => unpopular at school. But he definitely thinks of himself as a hacker, but above being a stndard hax0r. lej don't know ... lej => not sure. lej think he might be a ... buzzword technology follower lej don't, and lej => opped here. lej dunno ... where => "oh cool, let's go to vermont together where they make the cutest teddy bears!" ;-) lej fear lej => about to be abused via private messages lej hardc0der => well educated in cs.. hardc0der think hardc0der can understand a succinct explination lej has heard that bbedit => quite good ... but lej don't (l)use a mac ;-) lej know ... but => majoritively used for CGI lej know there => a one line solution to lej's masquerading needs lej needs his ops. it => his crutch. lej personally think corba => too bloated for it's own good. And Javabeans RMI isn't much better, if at all. lej that => a cool scene. lej think it might be ... lej => not sure ... unfortunately lej don't own any stock ;) lej think there => a 32K limit, isn't there? lej wonder if there => a module to allow sending an SMS message to a mobile phone ... lej xenu in co$ mythology => responsible for the body thetans lej your client => in perl? lej'd say it => possible ... languages are backwards compatible, to a degree lej's => in perlfunc lej believe lej's aim => to take all lej's lecture, business, and programming notes on it, and archive them on lej's PC lej's book collection => grooowwing lej's c => so rusty ... lej's dog => great ... we actually got a huge dog house for him today lej's ex-boss => a large person, but lej is definitely alot larger. lej is6'5" lej's hallmark workalike => nearly done from the writing perspective ... lej's isp => about to disconnected lej again lej's keyboard => custom built ... lej made it. lej's machine => rather nice as well :-) lej's other machine => a P166MMX, 64MB of SDRAM, 3.2GB Quantumn Fireball HDD, Diamond Stealth 2000 4MB video card, 24X cdrom ... lej's personal company => most definitely still functioning ... lej is sitting in lej's garage (our office ;-) ) with two computers, two desks, a stereo, lej, and one of our programmers, working lej's point => proved ;-) lej's resume => lacking. lej's sighing => general disdain ... and a few other things rolled into it ... lej's sister => in Japan right now ... she had a drink over there that apparently kills you after 2-3 shots lej's trace out => significantly different ... of course lej, *everyone* says he => richard simmon's body double lej, => that your site? lej, [1] in the anon array => the result of that join() command. lej, ^pudge => lej, ^pudge => lej, abigail know malaysia => hot. But Abigail ain't going there for the weather. lej, because a firewall => a choke point. lej, che_fox for one => very glad Tom's around. If Tom hadn't been at USENIX LISA back in '96, Che_Fox would still never use Perl. lej, every government => guilty of that crime lej, goss => NOT WRITING the goddam thing. It's NOT goss's CODE! lej, he => wrong. lej, hmm, smalltalk => about the only contender joebloe can think of lej, how => the land down under? lej, however mlkesl => writing a program for people who use windows lej, i think gnome => GNU's answer to Macintosh stuff (and attempt to unseat Microsoft on UI issues) lej, java really => an adequate language lej, joebloe => not allowed to protest his comments about joebloe's book lej, kjj's scrollback => nil lej, knowledge => free, but knowledge is DANGEROUS. lej, knowledge => free, but knowledge is DANGEROUS. lej, lets say it => included but isn't installed by default .. lej, nah, it => pretty thrifty, 5 sec updates, GIF, etc. lej, nah, it => pretty thrifty, 5 sec updates, GIF, etc. lej, no, this => like the only show Amy- like :) lej, not this => perl, version 5.0098_m (lej was 'ere) lej, not true, but that => irrelevant to the point. :) lej, perl trivia => whatever the perl "masters" challenge one another with :-) lej, since kjj => in AZ, kjj is not freezing kjj's ass off - it was in the 60s here - quite nice - let's just not talk about summer here :-/ lej, so what => this yankspeak that you have forbidden in the topic? lej, the alternative => continuing to plug engineer droids into C++, which is even more frightening lej, the channel ban => too limited for that, and you know that. lej, the end of the world => at hand! lej, the engineers joebloe => used to are just grease for the wheels of industry ... they don't care what language they use lej, the firewall => a linux ip masqing one. It is not full operational, but will reject most attempts for access lej, the nice part => he's right. :-) lej, there => some high-mach aircraft, not much doubt at all about that lej, top left => always for escape! lej, well, it => nap time lej, what => that? lej, what im saying => its (some) money now vs (possibly more) money at a later date + denying people who you dont seem to like lej, what im saying => its (some) money now vs (possibly more) money at a later date + denying people who you dont seem to like lej, what time => it there? lej, where => that url? jjohn's dns does have 'www.opegl.org' lej, www => 'Non-existent host' lej, yeah and so => knuth 3 lej, yeah db_file => there :) lej, yes, architecture => superior, but no, he is wrong about the speed tests. lej, you need more of who => than that? lej, you think joebloe => kidding? lej,this => perl, version 5.004_01 lej--> loanstars question => on redirection.. lej> => your 'psycho bitch magnet' turned on? lej> i wonder what 134725533 => as a signed 2 byte int? lej> vorsprung usually => awakened by a burbling baby at 6:30 and thats TOO EARLY lej> what => lejj => running from behind a proxy filter ... lembeer. => that like guy lembeer? silence of the lembeers? lembit => PISS BOY! GET IN HERE! lembit have you used mysql? => this DB good enough? lembit jalex's biggest problem => it's so hard to find out exactly what the format and appearance of data being passed in is... lembit jalex's biggest problem => it's so hard to find out exactly what the format and appearance of data being passed in is... lembit why => that ? :) lembit's name => a killing word. lembit, _vile => referring to the one that comes with comm.pl lembit, being buggy => a function of the programs the kernel uses. lembit, i dunno, => the begin line properly formatted (or maybe joebloe's program doesn't recognize all begin lines properly) lembit, kjj => going to bounce you this - tell kjj if it's different lembit, no way! smitty => terrible! lembit, ok - how => kjj's message different than yours? lembit, that => a very sanitized definition lembit, this was => as a multipart/mixed lembit, what => use it from within a Perl script? $var = perl -v? lembit, wot => some evil shit? lembit. next time (if there => one), rudefix'll go for the hardcore hacking talk. lembit; why => that? lemme => if it's on Lenzo lemme check if select => implemented lemme fix the '0 => neutral' thing... it was jsut checking 'defined' lemme guess, perl => for unix like what c is to pc's ? lemme guess, that guy => trying to install perl 5.004 on bsdi 3.1 ? lemme guess, time() => suid root with a buffer overflowlable gets() under Solaris? ;-) lemme put it this way, what => implement foreach by using for? lemme see... where => it. :) lemmy => a vi clone for Win32, or an editor that sounds cuddley, or should have been named vint. or vim has been ported to Win32 eons ago, u should get that, and leave us alone lemon flower => sweet length => return the number of bytes in a string length($foo) => probably the quickest way length($var) => = 0 - just checking to see if they get defined length() => our friend length(@a) => the number of matches? lengua => delicious lenzo => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~lenzo or mailto:lenzo@cs.cmu.edu leo, no, macos => most emphatically not PoB leolo -> os/2 => really stable leolo .... bj8's body clock => pretty different from the average ... (clubbing a lot) leolo :) it => great to see someone responsive :) leolo => a perl programmer of small repute or a vinyl record leolo running it => not leolo's bet => that compiling from the SRPMs is more likely to succeed leolo's code => faster, doesn't have symbolic refs, and is better organised leolo's code => faster, doesn't have symbolic refs, and is better organised leolo's fav => the entire episode about the guy how buys an ant... then tries to take it back leolo's god-mother => in New Delhi leolo's gripe about cgi.pm => taht i don't need all that HTML generation dross... IMHO it shouldn't be in there leolo's perl => installed correctly, imho leolo's perl => installed correctly, imho leolo's server => QIX -> 2 fiber opitcs -> router -> 10baseT -> server leolo's so => watching the "Hallmark Hall of Fame" leolo's tailor => very rich leolo's understanding => that DB lib will open the file in OEXCL leolo's understanding of gpl => that if i create software that uses some of it (say the regex library), i can't sell that software to someone else leolo's work box => windoze... leolo's workstation => Gerald and Leolo's server is Arthur leolo, *everything* with odbc => empirical. ;) leolo, => ODBC already stable under php? leolo, even downloading mp3s => fine imo if you own(ed) the CD of 'em leolo, frobin => leolo, happybob's goal => to start moving the development work to plugins, since that's where it becomes really flexible. leolo, i believe, => the local expert on win32perl. leolo, it means purl => one of the clueful leolo, linux => just a figment of everyone's imaginations. As well as Hurd. leolo, no, read access => all it offeres. And I have had to tweake it a bit.. leolo, purl => so wrong it isn't even funny. leolo, sp => part of jade leolo, that => leolo, that i can use. where => these... leolo, the /g in your 2nd sub => unneeded; there's only one 'is' left after the first sub leolo, there => no freedom of speech here. leolo, tkil => right on this one, methinks leolo, well autoraise-on => for small screens, and the people who develop Enlightenment probably don't have small screens :) leolo, well, if it => true, good thing I bought Amy_'s Dell Laptop before it was tainted. :) leolo, what => the hacK? leolo, what => the hacK? leolo, what package => doing the query? leolo, what program => claiming it can't resolve localhost? leolo, what program => claiming it can't resolve localhost? leolo, what program => claiming it can't resolve localhost? leolo, ya, the biggest issue => parsing sgml and deciding what to do with the output - generating the output is easy leolo, yes, but, this => a computer we're talking about, not a human being. everything gets oversimplified. lerk -> you mean win2k, which => already in the design phase. lerk /a/ => different from eq 'a'. lerk => a grumpy bastard psychotic code slinger and mailto:fred.flintstone@cyberadd.com lerk always work best when irc => in the background lerk can't believe lerk => actually installing mIRC lerk dunno, lerk => a technical lead and it ain't that stressful. but then again, lerk has a very good team lerk guess it => covered under the Verboten Vew per the topic lerk hear perl32 => real fast, though lerk see a woman lerk think => attractive, as her if she wants to have gratuitous sex . . . the rest is history, broken nose, sore testicles . .. lerk suspect there => one lerk think lerk => using windowmaker 1.12 at home here lerk's 686/166 => pretty snappy but lerk can't play Quake on it lerk's boss => a Stake President and tries every day to convince lerk lerk'd be a good mormon lerk's browser => WELL hung lerk's cat => a dog, or so he thinks lerk's company => owned by the Mormon Mafia lerk's druthers => a technoid interview, lets lerk know whether lerk want to work there or not lerk's eye => so thrashed right now lerk's son's school => lerk's son's school => lerk's wife => gorgeous, and lerk still is attracted to other women lerk, amy- => leaning towards it lerk, dcd => most excellent. lerk, tkil => posting a patch to 5.004_04, and Tkil is sure Tkil is missing something. Tkil just hope the various p5p gods don't get too irked at Tkil. lerk, what if it => for the moron's money? lerk/nature eelgod's ga system => in dBase so :P leslie => in St. Pete, Florida leslie's pic => at http://www.techdoctor.com/leslie.jpg leslie1 => a little slow, Winkola guess. less defensive => good. less forking => one reason for using perl instead of shell scripts in simple cases like the one above less than 1 => excellent. less than 2 => not horrible. 3 is bogging. less than 50 minutes. philly => less than 60 keys => more than enough. less than half of #perl => opped... that's low ;) less than two-thirds of #perl => opped right now, fancy that lesse, => that everyone? lesson for today => : don't short +12v and GND when the computer is running *Crash*, erm... was running lesson here => that when a linguist tries to make up an /un/natural language, it is more natural than when a bunch of Scientific AMerican readers try to make up a natural language lesstif => at http://www.hungry.com/products/lesstif/ or at http://www.lesstif.org let \mjd guess: the symptom => that you can read OK from the server, but when you try to write, the server doesn't receive the messages? let ad_link try => ..... let amy_ just ask you all.. => this the correct way to preform a hash slice: (?) let me ask him this => sort of second hand let me know how it => :) let me rephrase it: where => the perl faq? let me see if it thinks it => stdin let random see. what => SSL used for? Web applications. let sky1 ask, => it interesting enough to try out as an os? let teratogen see if she => on #arizona let's ask another way: what => tell whether the first char in a string is alpha? let's just say wawb => on an NT machine. Where there is no touch.exe let's say b => an A. let's say that $path => the path to the file, and $FILE is the filename. How would I check if the file exists? let's see.. 4pm here => midnight GMT. lethal weapon 3 => decent. Lethal Weapon 4 is out soon, she is in it again. lets be honest, perl => not a compiler, its halfway between a compiler and a interpreter. Perl is compiled like Java is compiled, but not as C or C++ lets just say one => lets pretend the program => not SetUID/SetGID lets see what else => being transmitted on the network. lets try this out. what => append a number to the end of a variable name (ex: $item becomes $item2) lets you define how data => supposed to be stored and how to get it letter => I'd like to buy a vowel! letter => I'd like to buy a vowel! letter code => really hideously more complicated than Tkil thought, at least in the GNU version of chmod. eek. level one => doomed to fail leverage => pleased. :-) lewis => 9-ish lex => her nickname... Alexis leysin => cool.. ;) open air festival? music festival? leysin => cool.. ;) open air festival? music festival? leysin => cool.. ;) open air festival? music festival? lfl => little flashing light(s) - useful in electronic devices lgdbm, => that Hawaiian, too? lgm => purl's little green incarnation during bolo games lh-what type => it / how much? lhs of -> => a scalar context. liar, ;) jjohn => an optimist liar23 => new: how do you read a whole file into a scalar $foo ? lib-net => not in the perl4 directory lib-net.pl => dead. long live LibNet .pm ... lib-net.pl? that => perlf4. libary science? why => that? libc => nasty as far as that goes. libc.so.6 => libc5 => old libdialog source => derived from dialog(1) after a fashion libdl.so.2 => needed by jdk-1.1.5-5 libel => illegal, don't blame ^Pudge, nocarrier. libido => still not making sense? libido has a file, lets say it => part of the dictionary.. with each word on a seperate line (just he words, no definitions). libido would use => on LiBiDo's linux machine, mun.. or work libm.so.6 => needed by jdk-1.1.5-5 libnet => vaguely irritating to install or irritating to use or at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/modules/by-module/Net/ libperl.so => something that should be avoided library => different, they still buy the book, and you pay for the priviledge of using the library. libshouldbeinlibc.so => KeithW's favority library. libwin32 => up to 0.10, so you might want to install a fresh copy. libwww => huge....urgel libwww-perl .33 => smaller than .22 anybody know why? libwww-perl => at http://www.ics.uci.edu/pub/websoft/libwww-perl/ or at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/modules/by-module/LWP/ lice with epic => pretty sweet, LiCe IMO is the best script out there. license => cheap even if you need to buy it licensing => great but unless customers pay attention it doesn't serve the purpose ChipDude has in mind (first line of protection against scammers) licensing per machine => kinda lame, but that's MHO. liddy => in it? lienklaw => trying to get LienKlaw's Perl Bot to accept dcc chat connection life => Life! don't talk to me about life! life sux when the programmer => a TOOL lifestreams => a Stanford project IIRC. lifting your finger => work as physicists define it... lighten up, billn ... lej => Australian. lej has an international penchant to bullshit. lightning damage => amagosa's friend. lightning round? but lightning => jagged and pointy... lightsphere tutorial => mentioned on reference.perl.com lignedetexte => another one like "here => Reza's what Reza do at work, oh by the way, Reza used the folowing 3 lines of perl yesterday at work" like $! => the error from a command... like $hash_tree = {} => completely different from undef %hash_tree like $hash_tree = {} => completely different from undef %hash_tree like '%text%' => too slow? like ... drooling => like => like ^pudge => ever OFF irc. like a list of text that => stacked on top of each other, like a grocery list... like a medal => only worth something if it is gold. like all file formats, it => in section 5 like amagosa => really likely to go do something stupid and get killed or something. like default => " " like define "$text = "this => a test";" "$output =~ tr/-/ /;" where do i send define $text for the last command ? like define "$text = "this => a test";" "$output =~ tr/-/ /;" where do i send define $text for the last command ? like everysoft's who => says, this is Matt. like for example, i assume vms => sorta idiot sysadmin proof? like freebsd => to linux like happybob said, $_ => confusing if you try and think about it like here $db->fd => 3 like hope there => a function for it in POSIX like i said this => just a one or two line code in perl.. if you know how to do it.. like i said, $[ => virtually deprecated. like i said, cryptography => nasty shit. like i said, joebloe's memory => vague like if blah.pl => : ... Gryph0n's $stuff ... like if purl => in a while () you can write to it ? like if the month => 3-7 chars like if the protocol => not running or network is down or if the machine is unreachable and such. like it => full. like it said, your sysadmin => like ominous's business => asking that I create a form to speed up thier logging efforts at night. I can do this, and have.. but to teach them to run an interperator, will kill them. like page_page => the core body of any news article html page. like q[merlyn] said... mjd => innocent. like queergosa => supose to know what this does. like saying that '' => the same as undef. like shayne said, shayne => developing on NT and moving it to unix. Shayne'd do it on Unix to begin with but Shayne really need to tune up on Shayne's Unix but Shayne'll have to do that later cuz this proggy has to get done like teratogen said, teratogen => an old fart like texmex => one to talk... like that.. what => like there => a "Common Lisp", which is standardized (or so regex believe). like what c => to pcs?!? like, "what => open a file", or anything thats really documentated. like, => there a case() in perl similar to the one in c? like, grep {block} @array => a list context for @array, because grep {} needs to know what's in @array. like, the timestamp => cut off. like, what => it in comparison to intel stuff? likening tim o to bill gates => just plain silly likes => far better than he ever liked western new york likes ascii but => likes heinlein's moon => a harsh mistress likes money => no object part. likes purl. it => a very nice bot. likes that texas => right-to-carry likes this channel as it => very useful for beginners in perl :) likes to think he => mildly knowledgable where Apache is concerned. likewise, why => the word 'dyslexia' so hard for a dyslexic to sepll? lilie => not logged on as root when i do it i am making the script in lilie's shell account limit => your virtual memory. limit of that => e limitations => a man's got to know his limitations lincoln stein a) => a genious; and b) has WAY too much free time on his hands. lincoln stein's web site book => pretty good lincoln's book => great. lind0r => working on an irc client.. linda carter => a big, burly slut! line "hey q[merlyn] => a publizhed author" doesnt' work when every person there is a press person. :) line 1 => the second line line 157 => 'use AutoLoader' line 16 => the one after the foreach. line 165 => not the end of the file line 17 => the begin of XWEXWNE's sub line 211 => this local($domain,$origin,@_) = @_; line 23 => line 29 => require "sort/sort.pl"; line 39 and 40 => like this... line 4 => raymod2's $terminal = Tgetent Term::Cap ({OSPEED=>9600}); line 40 => WAY up in teh program line 79 => the 3rd from last line in the program. line in jvc's code that => failing is this: line in question => just a simple if statement! line it fails on => "bootstrap IO $VERSION;" line its talking about => syntaxed as: line that => causing the problem in DB_File is 'use AutoLoader.pm' but that .pm is present in @INC... line that => causing the problem in DB_File is 'use AutoLoader.pm' but that .pm is present in @INC... line that causes this => if ( $orderitem =~ m/$curritem/o) { line v3ritas => trying to use is "if( connect(SH,$sin) ){print "$ip is offering service on port 80.\n";close(SH);}"...how could V3RiTAS manage a select in there? linear time => probably defeated by the potential for loops, neh? linguistic clarity => but for naught if the for whom purl is intoning such clarity unto should not a might of English understand. linguistic parsing => entirely new to fimmtiu. link => create a hard link in the filesytem link count => the second column, right after the permissions. link to that paper => broken. oh well. linke => a link bot, to irc.debian.org linked list => definately a good idea. links.html => 23.1k so far linus => reputed to use an alpha, so Davide assume they are fairly well supported:-) or "Yes, I am Liuns and I am your god" linux 2.0.33 => only invincible until amagosa touches it linux 2.1.100 => out. linux => prolly smaller than solaris, still. linux and mall => an oxymoron. linux has multi tasking. it => multi user. internet services. a REAL tcp/ip stack linux i presume => pretty readable, right? linux in a nutshell => a great handbook-reference next-to-the-keyboard type book linux in india => http://slashdot.org/articles/984139929.shtml linux kernel => only up to 2.1.103 linux kernel => only up to 2.1.103 linux laptop => http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/kharker/linux-laptop/ linux libc => being phased out. linux logo => nice. :) linux on laptops => at http://www.zebra.fn-weingarten.de/~kaufmann/laptop/welcome.html linux search => brokenthou, onmly sunsite works linux smp => http://www.uk.linux.org/SMP/title.html linux source => actually pretty well commented and easy to understand. linux's new play & play stuff => actually better than Win95's. Stupid_ wouldn't be surprised if it worked. linux-kernel => a huge list, so.. linux? actually waswaldo => using mirc on win95 at the moment. linux? icmpinfo ... source => available. linuxgold think perl => the answer. linuxmall.com => a really really sucky web site linuxppc => for Power Macs. linuxppc for g3 => actually released. linx => a unix. liouy => "Why do you not answer Hackworth's question?" liq-iniq know liq-iniq => not supposed to ask a cgi question, but you guys would know and noone else does.. so can LiQ-iNiQ ask it??? liquormart => most of a city block. a whole back room of nothing but wine. lis => Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Low quality film approaching our proximity! lisa => Lisa Palmer at http://www.inetarena.com/~penguin/krafty/lisa/lisa.html or mailto:twosteper3@aol.com or q[merlyn]'s favorite babe at the k-bar lisa germano => kewl lisp => possessed of all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. or the John The Baptist of the messiah Perl. lisp programming language => essentially an implementation of lambda-calculus. lisp stuff => pretty cool lisp's biggest advantage => how homegenous its data structures are. programs and data look alike and can be manipulated alike. list => where you find the names of those who will be against the wall when the Revolution comes list context => context. Open, print, close isn't context. list of "only so many ips" => enormous. list3 => in list context listen => register purl's socket as a server listen up => Repect ^Pudge's authoritah! listener2, black => black listeners, this => yet another example of a country that is so pathetic, its entire population would be grateful to be French, let alone Americans. listens to love => a Dead Language listref => arrayref, rather litany of ascii => gently hummed on #perl literal asterisk => \* literate programming => a wonderful book lites => probably the only BSD we haven't listed lith => personally a lyenux man. lith what => Qt? lithium => trying to do it in perl. lithium guess no one => alive. so. little death => another name for orgasm little documentation reading => advised little lawnmower motor oil => good on popcorn. little nut brown => home....I'll be afk.... little shell => built into MacPerl little while => a longer while little? where => ridiculously intensive. liv => legal, Tkil is pretty sure. liv tyler => awfully nice too live => almost always better than Dead. livewire => not more ... it's called Server-side JavaScript living in clip => SUCH a groovy album living on a disability pension => -not- funny. lj article on titanic => really interesting. ljbf => Let's Just Be Friends ljbfed => the verbed form of LJBF ljbl => Let's just be lagged. ll vs lalr => all stuff njt knew once. njt's brain appears to have a half life of around 4 years. :( llama #2 => ActiveX by D.Chappel llama => Learning Perl, Second Edition, ISBN 1-56592-284-0, by q[merlyn] and tchrist or "BUY IT, OR ELSE!" llama book => Learning Perl, Second Edition, ISBN 1-56592-284-0, by q[merlyn] and tchrist llama herding => quite profitable, mandrake hear llama song => http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~strings/llama.txt llama2 => wrong, believe arkuat, arkuat ran into this one harshly llamagosa => most definitly a llama llamas => a web design company in eurisko.simplenet.com llamel => the other one. lllama => in 2nd ed. ditto for camel lloking => a typo for `looking', purl idiot. lloyd => trying to print out all the values of lloyd's parsed data lloyd-webber => classical? llseek => an abomination. ln => log base e lo'ihi => the Hawai'ian Island that hasn't come up yet. lo, it's name => IIS. load => the number of proecess waiting for CPU time load average => normally 4.0+, amagosa has seen it 7.5+ before. loadav => up to 1.17 though. that's scary. :) loading => easy. loadtime => really whenever I change the lexer loadz => thinking it has something to do with calling system on Win95 repeatedly without waiting for the program to exit? loanstar => just trying to figure out which program to use to write cgis loanstar know this question => not allowed here, but can LoanStar make a perl cgi pass off a http addr to the users webaddress? loanstar, if $mynum => a 5, then it will lobotomised => having worked with windoze lobotomy => http://work.ucsd.edu:5141/cgi-bin/http_webster?lobotomy&method=exact or what has happened to someone working with windoze local $, ", "; => Stupid insane, or is this invalid? local $^w => very useful... local => create a temporary value for a global variable (dynamic scoping) local editing of remote files => too cool local trick => the way to go. local *sort_cmp = $coderef; sort sort_cmp @list; # sort via code ref at full speed local variable certainly => not global. local() => misnamed. It's not about locality. It just saves and restores values. locale => the opposite of I18N, why would they want to put it in Locale? locale::gettext => -wonderful- for that kind of thing. localized $\ => used by some_func there. localpart of email addr => VERY flexible localtime $filename => almost definitely not what you want localtime => convert UNIX time into record or string using local time localtime() => not a variable localtime() function => very handy. localtime()[3] => day number in 30 day context, isn't it? localtime)[5] => the year? localtime[4] => obviously not what is expected. locate => in findutils - from GNU location => really irrelevant, so long as ^Pudge can get to it. lock and load => Ready on the line! lock_sh => defined. lockf on jsd's system => a command, not a system call locking => honestly really simple. locking one's terminal => not a problem. Once you've su'd, suspension does not add security problems. locking over nfs => tricky... locution => a thing you say. locutus_o => trying to write a server that handles mulitpul connections - but the examples in the ipc docs hav errors - where can Locutus_o get some docs that explain it better lodge => at 4500 lofwyr => going to go knit now :> lofwyr^ => esp interested in modifying it such that /ignore *really* filters out whatever you are ignoring. unless someone has done that. log => retrieve the natural logarithm for a number log files => rather lengthy.. rather than reading in the whole file, kyoorius think "tail" would be faster.. log[256](16mil) => 4, right? logfile => private to the applciation that writes to it, so right now I get around the problem by doing a general lock until the app is done updating logic => a little bird singing in purl's ear. logic audio => pretty cool too. logical positivism => handiest when dealing with hairy unknowns. in the land of perl, "here there be dragons." logical volume manager => awesome. logicburn your name => nearly as daft as mine logicburn> tpj => the only printed perl thing vorsprung can think of...randal schwartz has a column in a mag too vorsprung cant think of it logicburn> vorsprung => always looking for little perl jobs on the side y'know login "anonymous", password => your email address. login => free to use any encryption algorithm it sees fit. login server for uo => down logitec trackman => the way to go logitech with the wheel => kinda spiffy. Now if X would only support it. loglan => at http://www.halcyon.com/loglan logo => most definitely a programming language logo helps. wes => *supposed* to do a business card design today :) lojban => cool! or at http://xiron.pc.helsinki.fi/lojban/ lol => laugh out loud lol reg. lonestar => only joking :) lol there => such a thing? lol! >>>...but nis => like being assfucked by a blender....<<< lol, just read "why => Tom C so rude" in p5p. CLI TC. eggcellent. How long will the manual rewrite take? ;) lollipop => Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you suck forever. lols => laughs out loud lon meter => no longer taking requests. :D london pudge => falling down, falling down ... lonestar => trying to get a pl script to work with LoneStar's webpage.. but the server keeps coming back with an error long => 32 on most micros. long => 32 on most micros. long after the llama => gone, we'll still remember chat2.pl. long term => about half that muncher think in nj long term memory => always the first to go.... or is that short term memory..... holomorph forget. long uptime => nifty :) long, economic hardship => reason to not be on jury duty, isn't it? long, in the name of all that => good, why? long, in the name of all that => good, why? long, in the name of all that => good, why? long, jjohn => from Boston. jjohn is biased. jjohn would suggest the South has never recovered full from 1860-64 longair, => that dos2unix a script or a bin longerfactoid => test longhair => busy banging his boss. longhair what does @inc say? => it on the path? longhair's method => superior. longhair's suggestion => -much- more evil than Abigail's longhair, \b => backspace. longhair, btw, `twt => kinda new to installing modules, even if perl is fast to learn it isnt leared on a day, can `TWT jsut install the .45 over the 0.5b? longhair, insurance => based on risk, not just stakes longhair, it => version 0.5b longhair, jim crow => your friend... sheesh. longhair, the parser => the tensest part of the whole thing. Touch anything, and it falls to pieces. :-) longhair- => tempted to combine a 5 line } stairstep into } } } } } longhair. .h => longhair6's isdn line => supposed to be installed today. I hope they can do it in pouring rain longhair_ -> how => haIRCut, usable yet? longhair_ => trying to hack IRC.pm to tunnel out a telnet proxy, but when longhair_ try to print the "connect server port" part it never gets sent longhair_ believe .5b => beta. get .45 if you want to play with something that sorta works longhair_ didn't say purl => lame. but in general, the rest are longhair_ don't know what it => :) longhair_ guess stupid really => the authority. did you come back to apologize for your rude remark? longhair_ know who => on the channel by whether they are talking or not :) longhair_ net:ftp => used to ftp://ftp. Sentinel1 dont see how you can use it to poll a port. longhair_ think it => for profs mailing lists. longhair_ think longhair_ => the laziest sysadmin on earth. longhair_ ishaving another sysadmin patch longhair_'s box. longhair_ think mine => faster longhair_ think she => going to get over it longhair_ wonder what tkjava => for. longhair_'s bat => at work. longhair_'s garage => 1/4 full of it. longhair_ has to have coke with food. tastes better longhair_'s gf => a loan officer. inquiries affect your umm something like fair isaacs score, of which a minimum score is required at many lenders longhair_'s gut => smaller, but lipo doesn't do magic or give you a six pack. longhair_'s gf says it looks a lot better. I don't see much difference longhair_'s horsie => all muddy longhair_'s munger => turned on. that is the problem. longhair_'s new horsie => getting shoes today. can he be on the cover of the horse book? longhair_'s slice with woods => more than 90 degrees. longhair_'s system => no longer doing #! right. longhair_'s script is being run as ksh myscript longhair_, besides amy_ => an old C/Pascal programmer anyway so it's hard to break the non-perlish habbit. longhiar * => any amountof the pervious char so how can it be the first char? longreadlen => for fetching only longtale => trying to write a server program, but LongTale can't get a socket! Any ideas? loof => hoping that people are in a different window or idling...rather than simply rude :) loof don't know if it => stateful or not loof dunno if there => some way to tell ODBC to _NOT_ pre-process what Loof is sending it loof has one client who => an XXX site. He does 20-40Gigs a week. loof take it that => a porn site? loogie => about 3.5 on the lameOnick (0-6 scale) look _ed_44 => telling you, there's something moving and it ain't us look at it this way => programming in perl different than programming perl in cgi? look at the faq under `what => change one line in a file/delete a line in a file/insert a line in the middle of a file/append to the beginning of a file? ' look everybody, bland => back look like a criminal => Only if being a Perl-coding, man-reading, Linux-worshiping, Mac-bashing, Bill-Loathing, ORA-buying, TMBG-listening, pencil-necked GEEK is considered a CRIME... look one of oznoid's opers => look one of oznoid's opers => look out! this one => intellegent! look this => how it looks when ran: look, a degree => meanlessly. It is not a measure of intelligence or capability. it is a tool by which to obtain jobs look, gmt => what time it is in Grenwich, OK? look, it => on a different tide*.microsoft.com hostname today. look, lej => FUCKING sick of all this swearing ... ;-) look, petey => at work and at home at the same time... quite an accomplishment. -:) look, the answer => $ENV{'NAME'}, okay? You can be quiet now, unless you have another question. look, vim => acquiring a few more features. *patronizing smile* look. \petey's jeep => now payed off. ;) lookie there :) that => the next entry in the manual page amagosa was reading too :) looking -- excession => trying to find out how you put output to the screen, but it isn't apparent. When Excession print $dfdf it is there, but when Excession print C $dfdf, nothing happens. Working ... looking => seen purl looking at $! => not a subroutine call. looking at the code => making \yrlnry cheerful. That's good. looking for purl, eh \purl? => Had this been an actual DOS attack purl would be dead by now. Bots should use notices! looking for purl, eh purl? => Had this been an actual DOS attack purl would be dead by now. Bots should use notices! looking for yourself => seen purl looking for yourself, eh purl => seen purl looking in neighboring buckets => still more efficient than spiraling out IMO. looking in neighboring buckets => still more efficient than spiraling out IMO. looking.* => seen purl looks around to see if arkuat => getting ready to object to "another beer thread" looks around, and finds he => NOT in #csh looks at the sky to see if he => on mars or something. looks for => coffee looks like 'dooneevent' => a good start. looks like 'perldoc lib' => helping a lot... looks like 8.4mb, how large => it total? looks like \mjd => stepping up to the plate looks like ^pudge => gonna hafta open up a can of whupass tomorrow night ... looks like a battle => shaping up between me and the marketing boys. looks like a kernel rebuild => due today :) looks like chromatic => out of sunnyvale though, so Yasha's prolly not a headhunter looks like conference.perl.com => finally active looks like ilya => giving up on improving the RE engine since his patches aren't ever integrated ... looks like irc.frontiernet.net => pretty lagged. looks like it => looks like it to me, too, but what do I know... looks like kjj => going to have to convert kjj's sgml book manuscript from sgml to latex :-( looks like m$ => not taking this well on the stockmarket. It's down in Europe over the news. looks like melissa => forgetting that qw() is really split. looks like most of this crap => examples and online help... looks like mozilla => gonna fill the partition. damn. damn damn. looks like nander.cscaper.com => up. looks like nearly every flight => cancelled today looks like pop3client => receive only looks like pricing => on par with last year looks like q[merlyn] => heading for the hill. looks like randal => asleep. looks like rayc => going to have to... thanks. looks like rudefix's mouse => almost fried looks like shift => just a tad faster than ($var) = @_ looks like some computer => down somewher looks like someone => trying to be 'clever'. :-| looks like teleport news => looks like teratogen => gonna have to learn CVS looks like the ae chapter => going to be axed down to just some examples. looks like the b => mucking it up, klif looks like the b => mucking it up, klif looks like the grid.net t1 => acting up again... looks like tom => going a few hundred BPS then. looks like truecynic => attending the c/net conf and comdex/spring looks like your syntax => broken looks like, purl => on the edge of conceptual volition... looks lke it => looks like it to me, too, but what do I know... looks ok, but that exit => weird. looks right, archon. what => the problem? looks to see if "no sports" => in the /topic... looks to see if mppe => a bestseller ... :-) looks up what $| => for in the camel book lookup time and querying => whats required.. or SilverStr would simply use text files. loop infinite => see infinite loop loop until the thing => empty looser => an adjective lord knows no one => firing IS people. lord, what => that? lord. now => lordy, rms => whining about licensing technicalities again. lorrie => \mjd's wife. los altos => "The Stops", accoprding to babel -s loser => if you're a loser, people always make fun of you :( losing if the goal => market share, but market share is a dumb goal in most situations these days. losing mom => way tough loss of heavy metal music => at once sad and comforting lost in space => looks like it may be a cool movie lost soul => the term for cyanidebm though.. lostpoet => trying to match /^$STR$/i where $STR="** text **"; but it gives LostPoet a nested *?+ error... lostpoet's objective => to change a value somewehre (cfg file?) so taht LostPoet con't have to insert a "@INC=blah" line into all LostPoet's perl files. lot of idling poeple. where => the discussion at? lot of it => who you know, anyway lot of people do, => good for business is some ways.. :p lot of perl syntax => very c-like. lot of stuff => going on tomorrow morning here lot of stuff => going on tomorrow morning here lot of the off-stuff => no good. lot of the ram => shared, it's not as bad as it looks lot of the web stuff => flat out wrong :) lot, => => used for hash key assignment lotr => Lord of the Rings. lots of channels for whatever => excluded from this topic lots of development => being done on it lots of it => comments :) lots of lab time => good though. lots of people are. amagosa => an aspiring young POOP. lots of ways, but stty => probably easiest. man stty :-) lott42 => blind already lotus notes => a piece of crap. lou woodwind => a friend of that guy "oboe" on Star Trek louisiana => a delta lour's cd => slowwwww lour, are you saying xbase.pm => love => ahh love, ...that blissful intermission between meeting someone and realizing how much you hate them. love => ahh love, ...that blissful intermission between meeting someone and realizing how much you hate them. love that => a festering cesspool is not the true love lovecraft => lovely. "none`" => hiding in the data. lovely. http://www.hos.com => completely useless without graphics. *shakes head* lovin (sex) => low blow... that admittedly => the worst Genesis song out there. ;-) low byte => low hundereds-of-thousands => just fine. KeithW didn't expect more. lowend => 233 g3 lower case => a good sign lower case five => a cool number lower mound => good for the hitter. lower-case 'c' => very important. lowercase 'k' for kilo => an international standard. lowercase b => lsb first. uppercase B is msb first. lowtech => the admin of heart.net. lp => Learning Perl, by Randal and Tom; the Llama Book. lp32 => Learning Perl on Win32 Systems, the Gecko Book. lpc => a cool language. lpd => a daemon. obviously printcap. lpm? what => it supposed to do, Pic? lrb => Little River Band lrf => Little Rubber Feet ls -al => wrong window, $who ls -l => wrong window, $who ls => Directory Empty. Dumbass! ls-f => a tcsh command lsat => the easiest. lsd => cool! lsniffer.c => the same as http://www.rat.pp.se/hotel/panik/archive/linsniff.c but i hacked it a bit lstat => stat a symbolic link lt will return true if left => stringwise less than right. so that would work eh? ltns => long time no see. lts => Leaning Toothpick Syndrome. Eg, s/^\/usr\/local\/bin\///; Use a non-default delimiter to avoid LTS, eg s%^/usr/local/bin/%%; lts => Leaning Toothpick Syndrome. Eg, s/^\/usr\/local\/bin\///; Use a non-default delimiter to avoid LTS, eg s%^/usr/local/bin/%%; lts => Leaning Toothpick Syndrome. Eg, s/^\/usr\/local\/bin\///; Use a non-default delimiter to avoid LTS, eg s%^/usr/local/bin/%%; ltuae => Life, The Universe and Everything. lucasfilm => offering $100/hr for doing perl lucent => at http://www.bell-labs.com/ lucent apparently => ;) lucent don't think lucent => alone when LuceNT say LuceNT'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system lucent technologies => so high-tech. not. lucent's line break gizmo => pretty damn er33t, but it cannot work magic lucent's text-to-speech => almost entirely FSTs now lucent's tts => at http://www.bell-labs.com/projects/tts/ lucey => happy :) lucida => nice ... thanks, arkuat :-) luck? luck => for those who stand a chance with girls :-) luckdrago => just learning it now.. luckily mojoski's company => very freeware oriented.. we even dumped netscape servers for apache! woohoo! luckily purl => smarter than us, and won't repeat a factoid twice in a row. luckily where lej => right now lej has an air-conditioner right to lej, so lej iswearing a jumper ;-) lucky => a relative term, and subject to revision over time. The time is now. ludacrous => attempting to adapt it to DalNet compatible ircd's ludd => trying to be sly ludde <> => special. You can use if you like. ludde => using a mac Ludde, Ludde's friend wanted to know, thats all or a Neo-Ludde-ite ludde aha... wuuru102 => now trying to learn how to detect that the server waits data from you and isn't sending you anything... but defined() or eof(SOCK) do not do the thing ludde how => your script? Mine is already parsing some messages :) ludde swede, time => 14:12 ludde think something => wrong with Ludde's client, what's the topic? ludde which => the first command? USER? ludde wuuru285 => trying to get to know basic socket functions :) ludde's cousin => in Australia right, have you met her Mr_White? Her name is Karin. :D ludde's programs => at http://hem1.passagen.se/luddes/program ludde's version => 5.1.5r4 ludde, modules => the remainder. So 14%5 is 4. 10%3 =1 ludde-> redhat 5 => real nice ludde_ => using MacPerl... luddite => a person who smashes power looms and have been in decline since there are so few power looms to be found nowadays ludvig => a member of the Swedish Mac-Mafia....watch out! luging => cool... dangerous too luke => selling his share in magna luke skywalker => a Jedi Knight trained by Yoda. His home world is Tatooine. His father was Anakin Skywalker before becoming Darth Vader, #2 of the Empire. luky => just starting to look at perl. Luky find it very interesting lunch pressure => building up. :) lunglet => Lunglet has no gills lunglet, purl => not AFAIK written with Net::IRC. lunglet_ => :) lunglets => even worse lunix => used by lusers, ascii lunix => used by lusers, ascii lurch => saying your attitude is of a person who knows more than the individual he is talking with. and that, in general, is a stupid attitude. lurking rhubarb => hard to catch luscious jackson => nice luser - right => Load SABOT! luser => The 'l' is silent. luser. the 'l' => silent. lusers => different on hybrid.. luxury => too general a concept for the New Testament lvalue => ok, the rvalue not. lvm => a subsystem that handles filesystems and "partitions" in a very dynamic way lwall => the author of Perl: linguist, pragmatist, guru, follower and leader. He's a nice guy too. lwallbot => not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway... :-) lwp => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/modules/by-module/LWP/ or an acronym for libwww-perl or at http://www.ics.uci.edu/pub/websoft/libwww-perl/ lwp-request => your friend for screwing up polls. lwp::simple => your friend. lwp::useragent => so damned convinent :) lwpcook => the cookbook manpage which comes with LWP - highly recommended. lwpng => in alpha lxluthor feel 3:18am => more than time to be on bed... lxluthor hate to ask faqs, but => there any FAQ about suidperl? LXluthor mean, LXluthor understand that LXluthor must disable something on LXluthor's Linux kernel so that the prog. works, but LXluthor don't know how lxluthor like to say lxluthor => a fan of any OS that work for what LXluthor need at the moment... lxr => the Linux Cross Reference, or http://lxr.linux.no/ lycos => capitalized at $900M lye => boiled out until the fish has the consistency of snot. lying => a kick. lyle => him. lynx => smart. It bitches about non-compliant CGI lyre => referring to creating an executable machine code version of the program lyre think it => local to if statements lyre, the point => that people here don't want to discuss CGI and they don't want other people discussing CGI here. lythe, our company => so pathetic that our ISP is the primary name server - at least the admins know they are too stupid to manage a name server. lzh => glad we've established this. :) lzh, it => having an effect. jjohn don't believe it is intented. lzh. it => not useless, but jjohn believe an error. jjohn is playing with it now. m <= 261630 => ok, M >= 261631 gives coredump. m### command => matchnig $_, but the argmuent is in $_[0]. m$ => even more brazen than ChipDude thought. The Win95 install CD includes _both_ pre- and post-IE versions of DLLs. m$ as a corporation => psychopathic, IMO. A cardinal characteristic of psychopaths is that they are unable to act in their own best long-term interest. m$ bob => was so lame even PC-mag dissed it m$ business practice => less than desired however i do think they way government's method ot proceed this is like m$ lawyer => right.. gov asking m$ to remove bootup logo is kinda silly m$ proves that marketing => 99% of the game m$ sql server => not. If I never have to use it again, I will be a happier man. m$ tech support => a ruse m$ tech support site => Broken. hehe m$ win => actually a very poorly designed UI. It makes easy things repetative and hard things impossible. m$ win => actually a very poorly designed UI. It makes easy things repetative and hard things impossible. m$'s release of win98 tomorrow => delayed! m*a*s*h => one of the most sensitive and poignant shows of all time. it was also very funny. m-16 => a gun m-17 <- the command => unlink you pass it a parameter with the filename (probably including the path) of the file you want to delete. m-17 <- where => not messaging ResDev. m-o-o-n => off to face M-O-O-N's AutoLoading woes... m-w => llama @ 3 days m-x apropos ret .*hook$ ret => your friend. m-x praise-be-unto-xemacs => "I'm happy. I'm SO happy!" m-x spook => Stupid_'s favorite m. longhair_ => not fat but this gut just keeps getting bigger m/(foo)/ => a fst, too, because it does more than just match, it remembers. m/.../ => the same as /.../ here. m// => match a string with a regular expression pattern m//g => probably the way to go here. m//i => slow according to jf. m/c([^c]*)/ => extremely faster than m/c(.*)c/ and m/c(.*?)/c, which have differing behaviours. m/x/ => m/^.*?x/s m1a1 => an Abrams tank last Sloejack knew m1cah => checking different serers for the file, none of the have it, including redhat 4.1, 4.2, and 5.0 m3 => just a nice stubby little race car m33p => a beginner and m33p is going through a tutorial on the web, m33p has kind of run into a roadblock and m33p is sure it's easily resolved, by someone who knows what they are doing, any body got a second? :) m33p did that, m33p think m33p => just stupid :) m33p, the first line => stuck in $blah before the while. m4 => simpler for very simple things m? which one? (sorry, challen => still learning the authors) m_cmptr know it => for testing m_cmptr know that this => no web--but anyone know how to send a post method to a url through code m_p => working fine, though haven't had time to do anything with the h*tp headers m_seq => not defined. ma => probably suboptimal. mabe the filename => mashed mac 680x0 => the best proccessors mac => a great machine used by smart people who understand value and power or an awesome server if you have mklinux on it. mac => a great machine used by smart people who understand value and power or an awesome server if you have mklinux on it. mac cron sounds useful, => it public domain? mac or a pc => a single user machine anyway mac os 8 => slower because ^Pudge's machine is an old old PPC (one of the first) and Mac OS 8 has more overhead than Linux mac os 8.1 => on the FTP servers! mac os => great for what it does. mac os uses unsigned, so it => much bigger. mac os x => a 100% PowerPC Native, very fast, G3 optimized, fully buzzword compliant OS and is at http://developer.apple.com/macosx/ mac os x core os => at http://www.developer.com/calendar/minisites/wwdc98/131corOSarch/index.htm mac p & p => risky to huge manufacturers mac perl book => at http://www.ptf.com/macperl/ptf_book/ mac version => nifty. mac wm => nothing like Mac OS GUI. It just kinda looks like it. mac06 => at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Nikolaus_Schaller/mac06.html macallan => still the winner, however. macamp => nice, but 1.0 acts quite beta, IMO. macappraiser => at ftp://ftp.uce.com/MacAppraiser/ maccvspro => at http://www.maccvs.org macdonald => open for free tonight mach => very very fast. :) mach, posix, bsd => the basis for Mac OS X. machine fimmtiu => on right now has an incomplete /etc/services. machine gbacon => using is subunix machine generated html => cool. if it saved you work. even cooler if you used H*MLmaker. hehehe *shameless plug* machine lej just built => a PII 233 with 64MB of SDRAM, a 4.3GB UDMA2 Quantumn Fireball HDD, Mitsubishi 24x CDROM, Matrox Millenium II 4MB PCI 250Mhz card, and a 17" monitor ... machines => machines of destruction! woohoo! machten 4.1 => the best most useful release i've seen since 2.3 machten 4.1 => the best most useful release i've seen since 2.3 machten 4.1 => the best most useful release i've seen since 2.3 machten => Unix, after all. macintalk 3 => acceptable in some circumstances. But Pro is better than anything ^Pudge has heard on any other consumer system. macintalk 4 => a big step macintosh => a type of apple or a great machine used by smart people who understand value and power macintouch.com => a great site macjperl => out. cooooool. Japanese version of MacPerl. macks => using a message board script. Once someone posts a message, maCks want the script to redirect them to the file that now contains there message.. is there some way to do this in the script? mackster => opening a fle using: open (thenumber, "+ very close. macos 8.1 => due soon, ^Pudge think it has HFS+, which should be a lot faster. macos => actually pretty robust from amagosa's experiences. macos x => cool. The compatibility checker was written in MacPerl macos x core os => at http://www.developer.com/calendar/minisites/wwdc98/131corOSarch/index.htm macos' memory management => particularly pathetic... though they seem to have improved it somewhat in system 8. macperl => at http://www.ptf.com/macperl/ or pretty cool for freeware :-) macperl book => at http://www.ptf.com/macperl/ptf_book/ or at http://yggdrasil.com/~rdm/MP/i2.html macperl book errata => at http://pudge.net/macperl/macperl_errata.txt macperl book in html => at http://www.ptf.com/macperl/ptf_book/HTML/ macperl mailing list => not mentioned on TPI's mailing lists page. macperl source archive => 20M uncompressed macperl the power and ease, => that Pudges book? macperl, power and ease, => that pudges book? macperl5 => quite lovely, actually. macperlcat => Chris' AppleEvent Tutorial, at http://pudge.net/macperl/macperlcat.html macro => a sub which generates text for perl to eval at compiletime. mad-man => probably going to buy a camel book tomorrow, but until then all Mad-Man has are tutorials madmax => The Devil Incarnate! madmax2 => The Devil Himself! =) madmax3 => Satan Himself! =) madmax4 => He's a real bad guy! =) madonna => damn hot in her new video. And she can sing. mae => Macintosh Application Environment or at http://www.mae.apple.com/ mae => Macintosh Application Environment or at http://www.mae.apple.com/ mae => Macintosh Application Environment or at http://www.mae.apple.com/ mafia => right down the street from here :) mage => a C++ guy, Mage know shit about perl :) magenta camel => very nice... is it out of print? magic => good magic edge => the ginsu of the '90s or 30 seconds bottle-to-throttle magic the gathering => an awesomely complex, highly addictive collective trading card game with nice art and a web page at http://mox.perl.com/deckmaster/ magic word => subunix magoo, torgox => a linguist. Don't annoy TorgoX. magyar => hungarian mahler => pretty cool mahlzeit => lunch time!! mail => a MUA. sendmail is a MTA mail bombing => considered a denial-of-service attack mail queue => empty mail system => -painfully- dying now. David and Ryan are wrestling with NFS flocking problems. mail wont be required, it => internal only so I'll use a database mail::folder => insane! mail::send => kind of lame. or better than opening sendmail directly. mail::send? yes, stupid_ => painfully aware of the internals of Mail::Mailer mail:send => win32 module right? mailbombing => illegal. mailbox information => right there maildir => nice mailing list archive => helpful too mailsmith => cool-looking, but $79 for a MUA? Come on! mailto:abigail@mars.ic.iaf.nl => a valid address, that eventually will end up on Abigail's machine (but that make take a day or two). mailto:email@virus.com => taken. Just received spam from it. mailto:locke@defiant.cqc.com => interesting mailto:nobody@plover.com => similar. main => not a sub main argument => that they have a load of people who "know" nt who would become useless retards if they were thrown into a unix environment main branch => too thin, and it would probably break main issue here => how secure it is, since it is based on old 256 rotor key engine. main lib folder => a relative path main linux box => in his office and he's like "this god damn f*cking Bill Gates f*g is a piece of s*it" main loop => in `runops', isn't it? main port of perl to win32 => based on the stuff hip com (now activestate) did main prob => having all three kinds of vars to be constant with the same name. main problem => the foreach section. main problem for us => that the backup is at a remote location main program => just a while(1){sleep;} main reason \merlyn => going is that Amy and Kim are going. main reason i use this mac => couse it looks so damn cool (and runs beedit) main reason tom_g use strict => to make sure all Tom_G's variables are lexical. main stream anyways support => allways limited so you learn to roll your own main thing => -you can't outright dispose of flagged messages because there's always a possibility if false positives :( main thing h3x => concerned about is prototype code main trick => making sure there are no slashes in either pattern main way to prevent it => to rest. good posture helps. not having your wrists bent helps, too. maine => in state of emergency .. maine lobster => what i miss the most. mainstream press => insane, in case anyone else hadn't noticed yet maintain like a hol %ial that => keyed by nick, containing user@host and such, and then the rest of the elements in the array can be channels they are joined to. maintaining crufty old perls => no fun, eh (bye Simple_) maire brennan => her cousin, and she is still in the band. majic word => "also" majick => saying what if you are xor'ing against 'blah' .. t would xor with b, e with l, s with a, t with h, majiCk with b again .. majik_ => stuck in win95 till majik_ figure out what's up with majik_'s comp majikilla see there => already one.....?? majix => just so excited by this wonderful new world of modules that majix can't wait to dive into it.. majix'll try to contain majix from now on :) majix's point => the confidence level is highly admirable :) major => ide0 I believe. What's minor? major price obstacle now => ISP surcharge major problem she's having => figuring out how to join all the data together to get an accurate picture. major problem with cvs => that it needs too much disk in a large dev environment major risk i see with 5.2.0 => the changed event handling problem majordomo => a C shell script, shut up now mak => very new to perl make => a binary program. Comes with GURU's Perl for Win32. Activestate perl doesn't come with make (thuse you can't install CPAN modules (easily)) make a composite column which => unique make a composite column which => unique make all => aliased to make pure_all manifypods make command => a perl thing right? make install => supposed to include the man pages. make love => Don't know how to make love. Stop. make sure $variablename => untainted make sure ./ => in your @INC make sure /usr/bin/perl => perl 4 not perl 5 make sure eom => the ONLY thing on that line, make sure it => really there. make sure procmail => using a logfile, so you can see if it's actually being run. make sure static => in /etc/passwd correctly (no trailing spaces, etc.) make sure that whatever it => doing to translate the hostname to the IP address is getting the address you want. make sure the #! line => specifying perl in the right place make sure the ^ => in there make sure the eof => flush up against the left side...no indent make sure the room => cool enough first make sure there => no newline after the 0 make sure your mike => on when you speak, jeff! make sure your unix crypt => threadsafe make test => happy (but then, it was previously as well) make uninstall => deprecated, dude make xconfig => evil!@# it uses tcl!@# make zlilo => evil. It doesn't save your old kernel and leave it bootable. makefile.pl => designed for either standalone or under-lib makes install, or => that make installs? makes it sound like purl => going out or something makes sense, that => what roy7 was thinking. makes sure his monitor => lead-lined :) makes sure the pentagram => unbroken. makes the world go round => perl makes the world go round. and love too. making a deal => not necessarily bad. making a file filename => the random word picked making money => good! making out in public => rude anyway making people recompile perl => a real hassle, to get more acceptance it has to be easier. making sense => overrated. making tokens => piece of cake. dngor could make tokens all day long. makk => just waiting though...once the 'Millenium' is over, the newspapers are going to realize that we did everything a year too early. :) makk and in fact there => a company offering a free trial version of a Perl/Python/whatever IDE for rhapsody mal => trying to basically 'wrap' the open function so that mal can do some standard error checking/reporting malcolm; okay perljam => done, who's next. malcomb => in Oxford. malda => more clueless for making his links to ariel.slashdot.org rather than having the host ficked. malice => the key, right. malika => the most beautiful flower. malkavian homepage => kinda funny malling of north america => quite a good history of malls and their political economy ... malokai => actually "random" but some whore has taken Malokai's nick and Malokai don't feel like making a script that makes a few hundred clones and ctcp floods him(firewalled, its the only way :P) malokai think malokai => gonna reboot. malta india => like drinking a lite-beer with a few malted balls dropped in. or the prefered beverage of four out of five convicted hackers. mama cass => dead from a heroine overdoze mama cass => dead from a heroine overdoze man -k => your friend man 2.0.34 => a fscked kernel man 32 meg ram => only 61 bucks nowdays man 7 => the macro package man => You the man! man all kaz_ need to know => how to call a subroutine in Print HTML "subroutine"; - Because Print HTML "&subroutine"; isnt working. man careful => putting perl5.004_04 on two different systems, one's a p120 with 32 meg, the other is a dual pp233 with 128 meg, hahah, what a difference in compile time, can't believe it man chdir -> 0 => success, -1 is failure. man dbd => better man dejanews => a purty darn good resource ... a super FAQ man extutils::makemaker => a bit vague. man fvwm => getting the sh*t kicked out of it in slashdot's window mgr poll. should I -really- think about using something like enlightenment or kde? man gcc => quite simple :) man io::socket => a good place to start. man ipc => purl's friend man jalex => stupid. man java => starting to corrupt maresca ... maresca is forgetting maresca's perl man k6-233 => only $92 nowdays man martha stewart => sending out junk mail! man mrsolo => bored! man mrsolo_ => going to die man now majik_ => pissed man ny accent => ALREADY seeping in :) man oprah => so boring man page for io::file => lamentably lame man page says it => GNU man page says: $year => 123 in year 2023 man perl => a good start. man perlbook man perldata => probably where it is covered man perldsc => your friend , Lunglet man perlfaq6 => about REs, look at "what is efficiently match many regular expressions at once?" man perlipc => The perlipc man page describes this and related topics. Study it. If `man perlipc' doesn't work try `perldoc perlipc'. man perlmod => Yeah, man, like, man perlmod! man perlop => man perlop. =~ => for *regular expressions*, eq is for string equality comparison. man perlre # => a good start, ebn man perlre. \w => more than just "wordscharacter" man perlre. the answer => within. man perlsec => useful for security-related issues. man perlstyle => awesome, nocarrier already codes like 95% of the suggestions. man purl => getting smarter man that => old man that => old man that ?! operator => odd. /\.foo(?!)/ doesn't match ".foo" man that logo => hurin' man the jargon file => nice man this => cool man with the biggest shtick => the one that usually wins the most laughs. man {listen,connect,accept} => good. man, => it the same .hqx as from 1986? man, and what => working will probably break soon enough. man, but => such a good deal man, but => such a good deal man, but => such a good deal man, cduniverse => down man, gisle => just a Perl hacking pimp man, i => toasted. I've got ONE test between me a undergrad degree man, if this => the biggest thing in your lives, you really oughta consider getting help man, it => raining hard. man, it's tuesday, but jjohn => Monday Stupid. man, jjohn => a lamer man, loadstar => still around? man, mad-man => a serious programmer man, monday => gonna be interesting man, new kosh => a buttmunch. man, now raymod2 => completely confused. man, nt => SLOW! man, perl => so cool man, perl for nt => shit. man, shayde => not getting -anything- done here. :-/ man, sirc => like... perl4! man, someone => using john9904's nick. Of course, he would have to be on #gayminnesota.... man, something => REALLY wrong... man, tchrist => just like any other guy.. sit down with him, knock a couple back, and everyone's happy man, that => classic. A guy I helped on the phone came by and gives me a coffee. man, that pathfinder server => booged down. man, the netscape party thingy => way out of hand now... man, this => screwing nigel up bad. man, this alabama governor guy => seriously screwed up. man, this album => awesome! man, this box => man, this hd => TOAST! I can't given dd a raw image from it. Sigh man, this registry => all KINDS of messed up man, what state => this? :) man, winkola => having some weirdness here. Winkola can ping anything from Winkola's NT laptop. But Winkola can't telnet to any ofthe places Winkola can ping, nor can Winkola bring up any of the websites that Winkola can ping. man. jjohn => sticking to 3 letter words from now on. man. that thing => so bad! man. this => a quote that should go into the fortune files. man... purl => lagged as hell. :) man....my typing => going fast man...jeff => hurtin' management => the level where turds eventually float to mandarin looks weird when it => passed with alphabets mandrake -> amagosa => jealous of your working load meter. mandrake -> in the latest e, => the bug where if you click the arrows on the icon box with no icons to scroll up or downward, it locks E fixed? mandrake => good PR. :) mandrake dont' know but dec => getting rid of a bunch of hardware down the street supposedly. mandrake guess mandrake => getting too much data mandrake guess self-employed => the proper term mandrake mind => a terrbile thing to taste mandrake think mandrake => going to try to get some sleep now mandrake think this => a FAQ or at least covered in the docs somewhere mandrake wonder if there => a cost-effective way to determine the amount of alchohol in beer mandrake's addiction to uo => the only reason mandrake had windows on one of mandrake's machines mandrake's cat => attempting to eat mandrake's sandwich mandrake's client => going goofy on mandrake mandrake's ex => trying to get back together with me I think mandrake's favorite book => "Xlib Programming Manual Volume 1". it's a real tear jerker mandrake's name => Geoff mandrake's script => fubar so someone else will have to take the pleasure mandrake's webster online => broken mandrake, klaruz => pretty sure the new mklinux dev release will run on a G3 mandrake, ug => not sure UG's poor hard drive could stand many more. ;=) mandrake- => outta here folks mandrake.net => moving to mandrake's townhouse mandrake_ => tempted to remove motif mandrake_'s desktop => 1950x1440 mandrake_'s fridge => scary. mangling of any language => reprehensible in here. manominom => Do DOOO di do do manpage? the url spec => an RFC. manticore => just in a hurry to submit something...but manticore plan to read them ;-) manual => clear on syntax but not usage manual doesn't say when $_ => the defult - what commands send it's output to $_ by defult so Kira don't have do $_ = %text manufacturing => getting cleaner, too. view the Saturn plant in Spring Hill, TN. manufacturing deodorant => probably bad for the environment :-) manuka => a little confused again (imagine that) manx => at http://www.wiw.org/~ams/manx/ and is still buggy. many people believe perl => a bad first language to learn many things. if the port => already in use, etc.. Check the value of errno map => Map is your friend! Use map! map and grep altering $_ => considered BAD FORM by the gurus map in a scalar context => not defined not to reformat your disk. map in a void context => map in that game => scary to think about. map in void => not evil. map in void context => bad style map that alters source list => bad. map that alters source list => bad. map { [$_, $i++] } qw(this => a Foo test. This is a Foo test.); map {} => kewl. map() => the Schwartzian Transform? map-sort-map => the basis of TorgoX's upcoming (impending, in fact) 2-level sort library. mapi => a tool of the devil. maponus => pretty good mapsonus => nice mara deathmatch => a blast marathon => cool marathon evil => qw[jeff]'s favorite :) marc hempel => the penciller from hell. marc singer => Stupid's hero. marcellus => trying to debug gtkperl and it uses alot of SV return types and functions prefixed with Sv march of the monkeys => better known as the loop to the a LL Cool J song "I'm the Type of Guy" marcus cable => selling the modems for $500 marcy playground => cool... mardam-bey, => that the guy who wrote it? maresca => getting strange errors maresca but if it => what Murr think it is, why don't you return an abstract data type that converts to specific types on request? mariel hemingway => q[merlyn]'s twin sister! marijuana => marilyn manson => a guy? mark => away to 12th mark it => tuesday mark jason dominus => LORD HIGH COMMANDER OF ALL THAT HE SURVEYS mark troumpbor => here. mark's => closer, but fails for two reasons. mark-jason => \mjd's first name. market => a possible driving factor! market for newbie assistance => definitely at the web now. market share => irrelevant. marketing => not entirely valueless markup language, maybe there => a better word than language mars => the fourth planet from the sun or probably devoid of life mars.ic.iaf.nl => a machine that ceased to exist 2 years ago, yet it still accept email. mars.ic.iaf.nl mail => handled (pri=100) by osmium.gn.iaf.nl marshall => nate patwardhan's amp of choice because it goes to eleven, or an awfully famous supreme court justice marszz => blind!! martha quinn => 38 today. martin => not a fuck martini => those things will fuck you up. martini => those things will fuck you up. martini => those things will fuck you up. martinis => those things will fuck you up. marvels at how prickly he => being tonight marvels that perl => being discussed in #perl marvin => Marvin, the paranoid android, from _The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy_ series by Douglas Adams. masial => not here! massd => not really a programmer, massd is just asking. :) match => tch, not tsh. njt think. matching => not the problem matching context free grammars => still NP-complete, isn't it? matching context free grammars => still NP-complete, isn't it? math => neat. math kicked Eggplant's ass in college. math is still neat. or necessary to do programming. math handling => tricky business, and still buggy. math::magicsquare guy => finally gonna stop sending weekly CLPA updates! math::trulyrandom => only necessary for paranoia's sake. :-) matju => really perl-screwed. matju has 5.003 and matju => gonna install 5.004_04 matju has understood that perl => better suited for event programming because it has closures mato => lej's business partner mato> as mr_white syas this => pure guess work and a real test of vorsprung's psychick powers matrox => weak compaired to diamonds fireball 1000 pro matt => a fool and has horrible scripts. or a 17 year old cocksmoker matt grossman => a pretty cool dude matt wright => the premere reason that Perl programmers have a bad name. matt's code => disgusting. Please don't recommend it as an example. matt's code generally => matt's crap => fun! gack! matt's script archive stuff => usually pretty stable matt's stuff => scarey matt__ -> correct. () => an 'empty list' in Perl. matt__ -> or better yet, what => the line you are using to get said results? amagosa don't know much about SQL, but amagosa assume you can call an object method, and store the results in a list or scalar? matt__ => making the admin section matth, what => the hostname of your site? matth2, roderick: the answer => $obj->isa('HASH') matthew broderick => playing me in q[merlyn]'s movie about the case. matts script archive => HARDLY a representative of anything good about Perl. maturity => not the same thing as being clued. maul => *big* mauro => using /usr/bin/file on many diff files and want only the 1st 20-30 chars that /usr/bin/find returns not the other junk it sends out mavetju => leaving, sleep well everybody. mavetju what => it NOT working on? mavetju, => "perl" located in /usr/local/bin? mawbid => specifying Type=>SOCK_STREAM max # of processes on solaris => in the range of several thousand (2048, perhaps) max => a cartoon rabbit in a rather little-known comic book called `Sam and Max: Freelance Police''. max length => something like 22 characters max os x => 100% PowerPC Native, very fast, G3 optimized, fully buzzword max size => the amount of space your OS is willing to give perl. maxdepth => supported under linux but not others, notably solaris maximag => listed on Yahoo. Guess they didn't pay their DNS dues. maxx => a big purple homeless man. may abend ask what the book => going to be? a code cookbook? may be but market deadline => mostly due to competition may be not but 5.003 => may be.. mrsolo2 => really tired of long commute. you know hotmail is very close to fry's eletronic also, disneyland for computer nerds :> maya => with you always. mayabe it => just rknight's shell maybe "person-to-people" => a better way to put it maybe "poor" => too strong. maybe "pull that one off" => the operative phrase... maybe #perl => male-centric maybe $\ => set wrong? maybe $ants => the number of ants :) maybe *hidden* stuff => catching it. maybe *hidden* stuff => catching it. maybe .fi => frozen over. :) maybe .forward => group or world writable? it can be ignored in that case maybe /who => lzh would say for sure maybe 20-30 lines? most of it => redundent code tho maybe \mjd => mistaken, but if Al Gore became president next week, he would only be eligible for one more term, not two. maybe _04 => built differently than _00? maybe _dan => just slow then ... _dan want to pack("B", 00000001); ? maybe a better question, => maybe a better question, => maybe a clearinghouse => called for maybe a motherfucking faggot => the worst kind of faggot there is maybe a previous line => causing the problem. maybe acf => =P maybe adelphia.net => accepting job apps and will take telecommuters that force linux on them? maybe adriel => not understanding the question you are asking maybe adze's flocking code => screwed or something. maybe after this contract => through. i tend to waste all arkuat's money by taking long breaks between jobs. maybe ailia => counting hte number of lamers on AOL maybe amagosa => just overly proud of what little ircd knowledge amagosa has acquired. maybe ascii-'s parsin => screwy maybe because ^pudge => within that model somewhat now, i don't see where things are changing. maybe biryani => \mjd's favorite. maybe bookquestions => just a bot maybe cackle's path => to 4 and they have 5 also maybe chuckd => solving the wrong problem, though. ChuckD just need to read the contents of a document over HTTP. maybe ctlinnd, but innd => a bad trip already maybe cuberoot => just stupid maybe deelight => really Graham in disguise! maybe egcs => causing the problem, brb. maybe everything gnu => old again. :-) maybe false => defined strangely or something maybe flesch => wrong, someone told Flesch that maybe flesch's perl => fuxxored maybe froggeur => asking the wrong crowd :) maybe gauze's nameserver => gimpy maybe genoxis => trying for ${search}1 maybe he => (= maybe he just likes ircle and => using executor. maybe he thinks nfs => faster? maybe he's saying stupid => a herbivore? maybe his father => Robert Plant? :-) maybe his hash => messed up maybe i286 => right. Maybe he does understand environments, but doesn't know eunder what circumstances new processes are created. maybe if it => an Audio:: module we could branch out from there with some midi work maybe if the ad deal wes => working on goes, amagosa'll buy a nice big NEC 21" or something. maybe io:: => the baseline for both. :) maybe it => what you want, but it's weird. maybe it is, but minivend => a PERL program and I'm not really having any CGI issues. In fact, I'm not having any issues at all. I'm wondering if anyone has experience with it. maybe it's because it => the capital maybe it's because perl basics => so wasy to lear that even a "webmaster maybe it's not a faq but => in MRE. maybe jigen => not explaining Jigen here. maybe joebloe's life => too stressful maybe jvc => using the terminology wrong. maybe keithw => wrong. maybe kermit the frog => not only not a joke, could be a run of the mill candidate.. maybe lej => preggers maybe longhair_ => thinking the ancient 'dbm' maybe me => jist simple. maybe montage => just borked. ;-) maybe neak => wrong maybe netscape => gonna reneg maybe next time ... when purl => in Atlanta, let me know. maybe nocarrier => just lagging. maybe null statement => disallow there. maybe oiffer => thinking booby maybe one of the hash items => CHILDREN which is associated with a lsit of children; the way you do that in Perl is that actually it contains a reference to the list of children. maybe one of them => Lamboni ;-) maybe one query in a thousand => giving the wrong answer, you might not have noticed. maybe ora => preparing for micro-payments maybe people's => gonna roll with the punches and do a 10 page expose on Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and the Internet maybe perljam => just being victimized by the masses. What was once an elite group of generally intelligent people is now being infiltrated by a morass of commoners. maybe person => just blind. :) maybe phest => a bot. maybe purl => doing ? maybe purl => doing ? maybe qw[jeff]'s lynx => fucked. maybe reaper => just intended to be a fill-in-the-balnk. maybe religion => necessary for those who happen to believe. maybe richard => Tom's dad. :) maybe roderick => getting ahead of Roderick. Roderick know Xlib does! Roderick figured any respectable event loop implementation did. maybe rootbeer => back again... maybe roy7 => passing the filename wrong. maybe sed => the way to go here... maybe so. ^pudge => just saying ^Pudge don't feel too badly for those who break a drug law and get in trouble. maybe so. rudefix => most unhappy about the shitty job they do with lilo and such. maybe something => fuxored on Teratogen's end maybe sun's /bin/sh really => that broken. maybe sun's /bin/sh really => that broken. maybe sun's /bin/sh really => that broken. maybe sun's /bin/sh really => that broken. maybe sun's /bin/sh really => that broken. maybe taer- => using VMS IRC :) maybe teratogen => getting the two confused maybe term::complete => maybe that => why longhair_ is losing the net every few days. maybe that means that perl => faster when it's using variables that are closer to the beginning of the dictionary. maybe that's not what this => about maybe that's why he => asking this question in the first place. maybe the admin => maybe the beach => an allegory for talk.bizarre. maybe the byte ordering => hozed. maybe the code => not AS YOU SHOW. maybe the friend => old, but not the friendship maybe the friend => old, but not the friendship maybe the ftp => chroot maybe the handle => broken, hm. maybe the java book => aimed at a lesser audience :-) maybe the local brew => peach schnapps maybe the murky news => searchable? maybe the pbx => maybe the pm3 => cheaper maybe the problem => that MakeMaker assumes that all .pod files maybe the real problem => that people aren't charged for the bandwidth they consume, per-packet. maybe the salt => wrong, sj maybe the small faq => better than this big book :) maybe the source code => embarassing, ever think of that? maybe the uml book => good maybe the uml book => good maybe the web => wonderful, after all. :-) maybe there => something like that around MIT, tc. maybe this => a good thing... xemacs will tell Flesch when Flesch has done something wrong, before Flesch try to run it ;) maybe thomm => klb borderlining on this one, thomm will reread perldebug maybe tkil => hallucinating, because Tkil don't see it there, either. maybe tony--'s problem => else where then... maybe tusse => just a dumbass then. maybe what i need => a really thick wrapper around fork and some message passing routines that make it look like it's not so damn ugly maybe when tkil => at work; Tkil don't care if Tkil's machine there is corrupted. ;-> maybe winkola => just old...I see that kind of nick and Winkola immediately start thinking, "Loser". maybe wwworm => just making this way to complicated ... maybe you are problem => not on that line. maybe your calling => to be the "pornlord" of the internet, ama :-) maybe your date program => different. What OS? maybe your gdbm => broken. Have you checked the hints for your machine? maybe your ls => worthless maybe your nt stuff => pointing to a different version of perl? maybe your number => on the wall of a bathroom somewhere, "For good adult sites, call..." maybe your perl => compiled to run /bin/mkdir and /bin/mkdir isn't there maybe your ram => bad then. maybe your rand() => broken maybe your script => dumping core! maybe your way of diong it => simpler. maybe, but al => a "supperset" of GPL, so the GPL is sort of superfluous (or am i missing something) maybe, some day, if elkay => really lucky, Elkay'll understand unix memory allocation maybe. ^pudge => not that interested in finding out. :) maybe. but this => something I've not been told about. mayberry, your colon => glowing. maynard james => the singer of tool or maynard james keenan mayo left out in arizona heat => not a good thing:-( mayonnaise => pretty gross mbeo.com => not even in the InterNIC who is database mbox => evil mbta => the first subway system in the US, in Boston and the surrounding area mca => Don't forget AD-Rock and me, Mike-D! mccain => well known for his independent thinking (joebloe is from AZ) mcdonalds => paying $8/hr for the position of Janitor mcgrude's program => only 590 lines.... mci => not stupid. They know what we know. They know what l0pht knows. mci willowsprings going down => mcmillian => responsible for QUE?? Gross. dmom, don't bother! mcmxcvii => an integer. mcp => free. mcp => free. mcpan => the McDonalds Perl Archive Network mcs.net => lagged like 10 minutes mcse => just another way for Microsoft to screw $$$ out of people. mcw => right. tr is a good way to go here. mcw never remember which => which and work it out by hand mcw, amy_ => sorta new to regexps.. what is get it to assign the words to variables? md => Majordomo, a freeware mailing-list manager written in Perl. md5 => a thing for signing, MC5 are very loud or straight C, no system calls. Should be pretty much portable. LWP isn't ... md5 => a thing for signing, MC5 are very loud or straight C, no system calls. Should be pretty much portable. LWP isn't ... md5 module => all done in C mdoc => the berkeley man page format. the one with .\ me => muttering about fricking Canadian perl companies. me and purl => going toe to toe in a minute you damn bot me feels purl => trying to take the michael (*badly*) me neither. fmh => thinking of writing a perl lexer for t-sql me pokes purl => ja matta me rot13 => cool, any one want it? meaning of life => a Monty Python Movie meaning of the universe => means md5 => badly installed. meantime => hold it! meanwhile what => the Russia up to? meanwhile, though, winkola => going to modify Netscape to include Winkola's company logo, etc., and happily redistribute it. meanwhile. perl works. perl => fast. Perl is cross-platform. Perl is free. measuring a negative => often more difficult measuring a positive. measuring a negative => often more difficult measuring a positive. measuring a negative => often more difficult measuring a positive. meat => food. meat rocks => a remake of cherub rock by the smashing pumpkins meatballs => a nasty gynocological disease mecha streizand => up there mecha-ike's shelf => sagging ... Mecha-Ike has 2.75 years' worth. media => happy to mentio your site whenever? :) media itself => about half the size of a business card mediaone => quite opposed to having people run unix mediaone.net => rudefix, no? medined_ => even working professional with unix. medium => yours. The message is not. meep => oif! meep meep => a test. megas -> what => know. megas -> what => know. megas s/|.*//; => what you want megas s/|.*//; => what you want megas's squid => giving me a good morning call: megat site => where the money will be megster => 100% knowledgable with HTML, but Megster want/need to learn perl. Megster still have no idea what manpages are, and Megster is reading FAQs as we speak. mel => gv profitable? mel do you think this convo => as strange as I do? mel gibson => pretty cool. But then, I'm biased. melatonin => kicking in melbourne => flooded with them melkor => having problems passing commands to Melkor's script using href="script?cmd=x&cmd2=y" .. a QUERY_STRING is generated but it doesn't contain anything! mellow => a good one. happy birthday is good. melody => wonderful, she's not a bot! melody, pvm => ported to lots of platforms, as well as perl melody^^- => not exactly coherent though member => a barewor member->new($uname) => saying that the bare string Member is a reference to a function meme => a terrible thing to worst. memoize => actually useful. memoize.pm => already strict. Nyahhh. memorial day => this coming monday? or today memory => cheap. memory address => called a "reference", and whatever value (it could memory protection under nt => trivial memory protection under nt => trivial memory usage => either V^2, or size of transitive closure, depending on how the initial graph is given. memory use => a load more efficient, too. mensa => 160 or something, isn't it? mensch => der Mensch ist etwas dass ueberwinden werden soll, oder der Mensch besser und boeser werden muss. mentioning function => not enough mentions that solaris 2.6 => really fast on a dual 300MHz UltarSparc2 mephiston -> the faq => a great resource. mephiston => seeking a beginners guide to Perl5. Any suggestions, primarily geard for System Administration, network tools as such; in a Linux enviroment. mer => giving his JACPH talk on Apr. 25 in Boston. you might want to come to that. mer, => there any special incantation DrForr need to give ftp://ftp.cdrom.com? DrForr has checked the site and remote help. mer, ^pudge => working on errata already. only one serious tech error so far. mer, ^pudge used mi/x ... it => waaaay too slow for ^Pudge. eXodus kicks its butt (and costs a whole lot more :) mer, crimethnk => fine. mer, japanese steakhouse => OK with you? mer, jjohn => mer, sgi => good? mer, so purl => buying it? mer, speak up on p5p. ^pudge => the only one ^Pudge has seen dissent concerning the whole naming idea. mer, that => a great idea. wonder why no one thought of it. mer, torgox => spreading the word to everyone TorgoX know to rm perl4 on any box that's on a network. mer, what => your clpa e-mail address? mer, when => that due to be published? merc story => http://www1.sjmercury.com/columnists/gillmor/docs/dg121697.htm/ (yes, with slash!?) See the last line. merced => evil merciless => correct mercury => much more dense than water. The cube filled with mercury has a greater mass than the one filled with water, though the dimensions are the same. mercy => for the weak. merge => coming out this spring. beta can be out any day now. merge sort => faster. About n(log n). Bubble is n**@ mergl => the author. merit => actually the better one. meritocracy => what we try and enforice in this channel ... but it is definitely limited by the binary nature of operator status, as Hackworth says merkin => merkin ball => a killer ep by pearl jam merl => the MASCULINE DYNAMO ... merl obvy => 1 station away merl, => nocarrier's car a "chick" magnet? :-) merl, exactly. or where there => a lot of code reuse. merl, jjohn => not bored. merl, jonnie o => a smart cookie. And a really nice guy. Of course, dunno who that dick was in the audience last night "Well isn't this really YOUR fault..." Dick. merl, softpro => where purl is currently? merl, that's because jjohn => a very very special little boy. merl, the boston.pm thing => sat. at 7p merl, using a file extension => useful for knowing what does what in your bin directory! merl, what you need => a firm Buddha! merl, when => the next time you'll be around these parts? merl, where => this one? merl, wt => on the stands? merl, wt => on the stands? merlin => a nerd merlinus => not good at binary math in Merlinus's head merlinus6 => actually Scott... shhhh! merlyn ... => there any famous ENGLISH perl programmer? merlyn => q[merlyn] or mr. not-using-map-in-a-void-context! or an idiot merlyn a popular version => "geeks bearing GIFs" merlyn btw the macperl book => not printing. Did they hit you up for an endorsement? merlyn fstat => both UNIX 95 and UNIX 98, so it should be portable enough merlyn i bet purl => fun at parties merlyn macperl => hard enough to build if you stick to the compiler I built it with merlyn purl => a wild dog! merlyn the stuff at work => getting blurry, I'm writing documentation on earthlink time for free scripts I write outside of work that I customize on company time. merlyn the_gh0st => using mirc 5.31 merlyn there => a new release of PCCTS out merlyn what => Net::FTP ? merlyn whell somebody else => in charge of all that stuff plus it will take months for them to do that merlyn who => shack & select> merlyn why not? => there a better way to do it ? merlyn's => http reliant. merlyn's best guess => go home on schedule this afternoon, then blow off the gig in sf tomorrow. merlyn's home => near Portland, Oregon merlyn's net => messed up merlyn's new powerbook => at http://gemma.apple.com/techpubs/hardware/DeveloperNotes/Macintosh_CPUs-PPCPortable/PowerBookG3Series.pdf merlyn, => there a text editor for unix that will go to a specific line? merlyn, ad::logger::unlock => so much more ugly than just "unlock". merlyn, any idea how larry => going to wegde Unicode support into Perl? merlyn, by whom => the important part. merlyn, coffee people => merging with the parent company of gloria jean's merlyn, heh. :) yeah, that => true. :) merlyn, hey this => nice, your name is printed in Tusse's camel :) hehe merlyn, how much http => wired into the session management (the forking code)? merlyn, i did not know purl => so high in the perl community. Awesome! merlyn, joebloe's pmac 8500 => a mklinux box now merlyn, man perdsc got "there => not an entry for perldsc". Maybe we don't have the man pages installed. merlyn, man perdsc got "there => not an entry for perldsc". Maybe we don't have the man pages installed. merlyn, now all you need => a get out of jail free card :) merlyn, shiru's father => merlyn, shiru's father => merlyn, skud - qw[jeff] => on mIRC too... merlyn, testgtk => the make test merlyn, that last argument => a good one merlyn, that program in wt07 => good, I am gonna modify it to log results and which files bad links are in etc... merlyn, the edge => No More :( merlyn, the topic => neither a charter nor a law. merlyn, um, shiru => reading that site you showed me. merlyn, waswaldo => joing the GNU generation waswaldo's next book is being writing on a Linux box! merlyn, what => your company? I need to remember never to buy anything from them merlyn, when => it useful to use queue to store messages and retrive them? merlyn, where => the "package" to be found though? i have an ooold version. merlyn, which => it supposed to be? merlyn, which => it supposed to be? merlyn, why => No, No, There is no WHY! merlyn-> _your line => "wow ascii, thats not bad for 16, maybe one day you'll be like me"!!!!!!!!! merlyn5 => a merlyn, you are a merlyn, wouldn't you like to be a merlyn too ... merlyn> if the picture => in the publicdomain then they cannot stop you using it merlyn> the ban => on stupid questions really innit? and we all like to think we are clever and we are often work on web stuff therefore.... mer|in -> this => a programming channel, for programmers. mesa => at http://ssec.ssec.wisc.edu/~brianp/Mesa.html mesa arizona => VERY mormon message id => message on the streets => that "or" is safer than "||". Or righter. In any event, it's a filthy lie. messaging => a personal matter; some of us mind it, some don't. Most wouldn't kick for a message, though. messing with @_ => the only way to modify the original unless you explicitly pass by referece messing with suid => it's own nightmare metachar. => that kind of like metacheese? metadiscussion => what directly produced the kick, afair metamail => ftp://thumper.bellcore.com/pub/nsb/mm2.7.tar.Z metamucil => great stuff methinks a global sub => done wrongly. :) methinks crab => lagged :-) methinks fmh => coming down off a bad hit. methinks murr => trying to deflect attention from himself. you've been watching kenneth starr WAY too much ... methinks ruumis => running bX with CTCP cloaking. methinks terratogen's isp => being clobbered by excessive sunday morning surfers methinks that => probably already covered somewhere methinks the speaker => part of the equation. :) methinks ytterbyte => a troll. method => just like a subroutine within a module isn't it? method binding => dynamic in perl. prototypes happen at compile time. Ne'er the twain shall meet... method found in the hashref => just a wrapper to data instances. method found in the hashref => just a wrapper to data instances. methos => the name of the Highlander Fan Club, by some coincidence... metric => used by routed/rip ... basically it makes sure routes are set to use the path with the shortest metric. metrox => lame. that's most likely why. mew => multi-edit for windows mexican version => loteX mexico => the walnut. mfc => middly fscking confusing mfs => a Memory File System mgardner => someone who would write 500 lines of Perl to avoid writing one line of C (not that you can do much with one line of C....) mgardner's problem => that this company (http://www.accrue.com/) only provides a C API for MGardner to write to, and that MGardner's functions have to be implemented as .so's. mgardner> or => vorsprung assuming too much non-existent common sense out there ??? mh => a unix commandline-based mail user agent mh-e => an mh wrapper :-) mhonarc => the mailing list to web traqnslater mi => close to the center, \merlyn think. mib => mice => meeces michael crawford => on PBS right now michael ironside => a really cool actor. couldn't save highlander 2, but then again, nothing else could. loved him in Starship Troopers michael jackson (beerguy) => going to be there. michigan => humid. mickem, file::basename => a good place to start mickem, lwp => a easy to use set of libbary functions for communcating with http mickem, perl => different to C and has different strengths and weaknesses mickem, what exactly => the problem? micro$oft => a common re-spelling of the Evil Empire Microsoft. microcode => faster microoptimizing every line => invariably a waste of time. micropolis => CRAP microsoft -> amagosa => not in the mood. Please /part microsoft => the Evil Empire, an evil monopoly deficated to the propagation of shitt software and ruthless control. or http://www.suck.com/daily/98/04/29/nc_index3.html microsoft motto => "Embrace, Extend, Destroy" microsoft word => trying to tell jeffp something. microsoft's real skill => marketing. microsoft's real skill => marketing. microsoft's real skill => marketing. microsoft's success => irrelevant to helix's judgement of whether a C language feature is badly designed or not. middle => workmanlike middle button => quite necessary to Tkil's X life. midi => nice. professionally captured chopin nocturnes on obvious's korg are mindblowing. and the potential for doing experimental music is awesome. midnight => 12 am right? might be a chance jalex => talking about something else.... might put linux on => P2 machine when he finally gets around to gettting one. mighty boot => busy being polished mike_ => trying to leanr perl the hard way (by mike_, with no books) and mike_ is trying to write a simple program to select a random file from a given directory, so mike_ has this: mikee => new to this, and was wondering what the line would be to "execute" a file, for example ... cat mikel \s+ => white space. mile => 1,000 full Roman strides. military => resisting recognizing disabilities related to service in the Gulf military honors? who => this person? military service => close to mandatory in sweden miliways => kaitlin's bf's domain that i stole milk => good. mill ave => fine mill vanilli => blameless millenium approaches. it => a sign. millenium ii => too expensive millennium ii 8 mb vram, this => going to be emacs at 1600x1200 :) milliamp => using egrep here millibarr => the measurement of how much the code abuses a clean OO model, with Net::* calibrated as 1000 milliBarrs milligraham => the measurement of how likely code is to break in future Perl releases, with IO::* calibrated as 1000 milliGrahams million lines => a LOT mime => money. mime chapter => going to be large mime::base64 => part of... GAAS/MIME-Base64-2.05.tar.gz not MIME-Tools. mime::entity => the one to use mime::lite => ready made for it mime::tools install => taking a while mimehead => jjohn saying Minehead, Really! mimsy => not talking about lines at all. Mimsy mean inputfile --> multiple output files mind => blanking mind you, lej => multitasking ... crudely mind you, leolo's server => P2 266mhz -:) mind, because perl => still developing, everyone is learning perl all the time. Even Larry mind; => it soposed to be 50/50 ?? mindmagik -> damn, that => kind of annoying, is A4 the same size? mindmagik -> damn, that => kind of annoying, is A4 the same size? mindmagik dunno by msql => only 2.0.3 mindmagik know ms => trying to take them over mindseye => totally at a loss with this. mindspring => a big company in Atlanta mindstorm => using Win95 ... mindy => Pam Dawber mine => cleverly interlaced in the ascii paragraphs mine => cleverly interlaced in the ascii paragraphs mine does the same thing yours => supposed to do. mine from drforr's last place => still worth monopoly $, and they went public. mine from earthlink => doing very much good. mine takes `who => 198.6.9@who is.arin.net` mine too. his hair => much pointer these days mine works and => the shortest. minesweep => an ASCII minesweeper game, available at users.bergen.org/~jefpin/perl_dist/MineSweep minesweeper => not a complicated game. ming => a tyrant mingo => http://www.lenzo.com/egads/mingo/ mingo1 => untouched, but has a little more hiss, mingo2 has no hiss, but... UR, what is the downside to mingo2? mini => into web-graphics.. not "pictures" minicon => going completely literary starting in '99. That's when MarsCon takes over :) minimalist matching => quite handy minimum wage => $5.15 now miniperl => Miniperl only deals with short strings, short arrays, and integers less than 2^15. It doesn't have floats or objects. minipurl => My baby is called MiniPurl! ministry => writing this little perl dodad for a very _very_ scaled down exported filesystem which is not even guaranteed to have perl > 4 on it. ministry's latin => a little rusty. minivend => a piece-of-carp package that DELETED q[merlyn]'s Carp.pm during installation, breaking itself! minor subpart => "Tom Christiansen" mirc => evil because 95% of mIRCers ask dumb questions, and 95% of dumb questions are from mIRCers mirc itself => not evil. mirc warning => already there mircage => Mir Cage mircer => someone without a clue either unwilling or unable to do homework. mircers => ...no, they're probably just trying to help \me spread rumours. mirroring => good when say hdisk1 fails ..I can drop one side of the mirror, replace the disk and redo the mirror and all is well again without a reboot misaka's problem => that in the rest of MisakA's code, outside of the signal handler, that scalar's value remains as before the signal was called. misaka, i think it => misaka, wmx => the way to go. trust me. misaka, yeah, but then what => the point? :) misaka; xs => covered in the perl documentation, see perlxs and perlxstut miseryx => trying to manage a huge address list file (text) misogynist => not quite the correct word missed the q, answer => Hawks is writing a program to be run from cron that can be extended by adding a module to a "modules" directory. Every module in that dir will get run from the framework proggie missing workd => . . . !?!?! missing_handler.pl => not in ascii-'s cgi-bin mistake => obvious misunderstanding => in the kernel of the brain mitchell porter => arkuat's favorite Aussie ontologist mitnik => out on parole mitsubishi 3000gt vr4 => a sweet beast. mix => proof that Don Knuth was a smack fiend when the rest of us were in diapers. mixedcase => for ObjectOriented mixing woomen and alcohol => best done with a blender. mjd => just \mjd in disguise or SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR MAN. or a rich, mountain-grown coffee mjd ankariz => not permitted to talk about ugh because merlyn has barred Ankariz from doing so, being a lesser being and not having a @ next to Ankariz's name mjd because there => a per-bucket limitation mjd don't know what => going on. mjd galifax thought it => spliting $line mjd intellectual => more like it mjd murr's aztec => a bit rusty mjd scottvr => getting connection refused when scottvr try to dcc.. hang on mjd there => a dvi2text program mjd well this => going to run for years and every hour so we can devide the 15 minutes. :) mjd well, murr => involved in a soccer prediction league, so Murr sympatize with those meta levels mjd's => easier to read, though.. for sure.. mjd's guess: $db => returning a bogus result into $fd, and the open is failing, but you forgot to check for an error. mjd's smiley => an inefficient cp? mjd's suggestion => pretty scary. mjd, 0.5 => out on the website, but not yet on CPAN. mjd, abigail, she => pretty cute ... but .... ehhh ... not exactly legal ... mjd, identity => cute. Have you considered "Interpolation" as a name? mjd, no. jjohn => an idiot. mjd, that => so incredibly useless. mjd, the seen script => written in TCL. :-) mjd, the shadow object => destroyed when it's untied ... so long as you don't have other refs to it mjd, trouble => joebloe is willing to pay but too busy to bother mjd, what date => that? mjd, when => the next RFD? are you doing it? mjd; how => it harmful? mjn => trying to write an interface to an existing program mkay => Mkay. mkdir => create a directory mklinux <- => mach? mklinux => Linux on the Mach kernel or http://www.mklinux.apple.com/ mklinux thang => *very* cool indeed, however the fact that *Apple* produces it and that it's not an organic free software dev effort like the rest of Linux dampens the win a tad , IMO. mklinux? ppclinux => better :) mknod => SysV mks => Mortice Kern Systems, an the MKS toolkit is korn shellfor NT/W95 plus lots of unix untilities (including perl, methinks) mkt something => good on win32, on mac niftytelnet ml => a very very strongly typed language that is vaguely lisplike. or found at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/project/fox/mosaic/sml.html ml, in that case, perl => what you want. mlb => about 6 hours. :) mldbm + storable => much faster than anything you can hack together yourself. mldbm => better than not having it. mldbm allows references, that => its sole purpose in life. mlkes1> again, that => a faq mlkesl => doing it just for fun, mlkesl already know Java and C pretty well mlkesl hate irc and => an irc newbie mlm => Multi-Level Marketing. Think Amway. Think Mary Kae. mlvwm => awesome. mm, but ludde's computer => too slow for using Netscape and IRC at the same time... :( mmann good answer. that => much worse. mmc => doing an open( telnet localhost 80 | ) and would like to send a GET command to it. Is this possible? mmm ... regex's machine => nice :-) mmm => The Mythical Man-Month mmm the postgresql development => quite active, the docs lag behind mmm winamp => really slow... mmm, => it recent? Did you use IE to download the file? mmm, breasts => $who: amen to that! mmm, depends on what purl => putting in mmm, jjohn => reading the computer Jargon page. 'loss'... mmm, m/ix => pretty cool for freeware... mmm, nocarrier's key => over 20 lines long (or around there). mmm, the nt port => 4.9M. +- 1M. What's the diff? mmm, this => sounding like something for p5p... mmm,m. so ny.pm => gunnin' fer us, eh? mmm. boston.pm => quiet. Way TOO quiet... mmm. umb's network => too blame for the pokey response. I should have know. grrr mmm. where => Digital Unix Manuals? mmmm ... no. ^pudge => doing ipmasqing on ^Pudge's Mac. mmmm ... no. ^pudge => doing ipmasqing on ^Pudge's Mac. mmmm sloejack's laptop => toasty warm :) mmmm. oleasra or whtever it => called - doesn't that leak out of your butt? mmmmaybe. how busy => it? mmmmm davide => not quite sure, come to think of it.. mmmmm ny pizza => sort of close to Italian pizza mmmmm. the fifth element => on HBO1. mmmmmm. iis support => the only redeming value of Activestate's Perl. Otherwise Stupid'd recommend GURU's port. mmpr => fun. or the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Review mmu => build in, as Winkola recall. mnaybe your thing => messed up mneme => using object trees at the moment, but that might be overkill, just a bit :) mneme is; the eval => to emulate the $a/$b stuff in sort, where some stuff is automagically done before the code reference is executed. mnemonic => still being built... mniles => going to try to get an answer from a different group (in hopes that mniles don't demean this group mo => threatening to leave, tho. mo prob. its not like loanstar => asking, hey what is make a cgi? moana pozzi, i think => her name? mobility => one thing... a big screen and good keyboard is another moc -> that => a FAQ. Read " what is do fancy stuff with the keyboard/screen/mouse? mock => having trouble getting the File::Copy command to work.. mod => fine mod perl => the shit mod_perl => perl.apache.org or has a searchable mailing-list archive at http://forum.swarthmore.edu/discussions/epi-search/modperl.html or mod_wood mod_perl eats memory like purl => annoying mod_perl rules! it => totally phat! mod_perl's make of apa*he src => overriding the --prefix in Configure.apaci I think mode #1 => playing with karma mode +i => even better mode => a number. mode o_rd => readonly? mode we're setting => +/- bitch. +bitch mode means that if someone isn't in select's userlist with a +o flag on the channel, select will deop them if they have/get ops. mode-compile.el => not one of Ilya's model 204 => modem => crawlering modem technology => such a crock anyway moderation => a good idea modperl => perl.apache.org or has a searchable mailing-list archive at http://forum.swarthmore.edu/epigone/modperl modperl => perl.apache.org or has a searchable mailing-list archive at http://forum.swarthmore.edu/epigone/modperl modperltuning => good too modula 2 => nothing at all like Modula 3. modula 3 => neat modula2 => a little more well structured module in perl => similar to a C library.. you don't balk at #include do you? it's the same thing module it needs => called Html.pm module itself => on CPAN, and the documentation is the standard module documentation module list => a human-indexed thing module name => CGI. The file it is in is named /home/devidgel/modules/CGI.pm. module net::domain => at 2.07 module reference => good browsing material, actually. module you want => LWP. But we can't talk web here. :-) modules and extensions => the file WraithX want? modules list => manipulated by hand, many things aren't there. It won't be in by-module unless it unpacks correctly, Roderick think. The CPAN solution is most complete. modules should set $! when it => perceived as a system-related error modulus => use heavily in cyptography moeval => wondering what MoevaL has left out that is causing Netscape to think .pl is a file for downloading? using IIS. mofo => Uplift the def party plan, mofo! moizt => looking for a "menu" module for perl that does softoff the same as bash's dialog moizt think gimp => better, for many tasks anyway.. mojoski => 29 in April.. moment => over. mompls => `one moment please'. mon => the service monitoring daemon, it's found at http://ftp.kernel.org/software/mon/ monamona => Do DOOOOO di do doo monastery => monday => the beginning of a whole new week of adventure and opportunity. monday, may 25 => mem day, i think mondo => It's a tough question. money => SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! mongy => plannig to work for Micro$loth ;) monica lewinksy => sporting a set of sugar britches monica lewinsky => like butter dripping off a hot biscuit or one cute little radishsnsky or won the gold medal in figure skating. or a former white-house intern monitoring => done by external scripts. It comes with about a dozen, it's easy to write more. monkey => the monkey is being naughty and needs repeated spankings! monkey => the monkey is being naughty and needs repeated spankings! monkey => the monkey is being naughty and needs repeated spankings! monkey's texture => delicious monkey/mini linux => a waste of time monkey/mini linux => a waste of time monkeyspank => njt's word of the day. monogamy => totally respectable monotonically increasing => where RMS gets louder. monsoon => july-august montana => Joe monte carlo => a probabilistic technique for finding primes &c. month => localtime[4] correct? When Sloejack do $currmonth = localtime[4]; Sloejack get 44 as the value :( montreal => a cool city. Many, many different types of restaurants. monty python => probably better than Nietzsche anyway monty, abigail => not talking about redeeming prizes. Abigail is talking about casting more than one vote. monty2 don't get it.. if perl => a banned topic, what's this channel about? monty2's computer => comparable in software acceleration too.. ugh moo => Mmmm[oo]!! moo, => this script a CGI? moo_ => very new to perl and Moo_ trying Moo_'s first perl script but Moo_ don't know the paths moof => not calling you(2nd person plural) quadroons or spicks or kikes or something. or The sound the DogCow makes moof has been told moof => a sixth jewish. moof murr => not using sit moof suppose an enema => better than the outright diarhea that is qmail. moof there => a PGP module moon => made of 161900000000000000000000 pounds of green cheese mooos at how arkuat => extremely lagged...... moops => That should be the Moors. Moors! moops, sigma => B5 moot => quite a question moperl think there => a perception that freeware (and/or gnu copyleft) materials are not acceptable for commercial use in the windoze workd. morailty => a liability in a Prince. moral => just not to select for it if you don't want it, Roderick'd think. moral of the story => that you really really want to use a hash, not an interned symbol. morality => a very subjective thing. more accurate conclusion => that most people have the attention span of a small insect. more annoying => the fact that jerji- has not slept, and jerji- has class in 2.5 hours. more complex answer => to use a search engine/database package which uses an indexing format which is less wasteful of space. more food => better more hair than ron jeremy => pretty scary ;) more if a handel => open corectly ? more important => a snooze alarm more important issue => more important issue => more info => at http://mozilla.org/ more information => always better. more likely => that the smaller disk has a smaller block size. more likely, digit => using his/her company's dialup and wants to get out to the real net. more magic => [waving a dead chiken] wuga wuga wuga! There, now it works! more perl => used for Unix administration than for the web. more readable => to use qq//. more recent frank black => weak yeah more simply, search::dict => pretty darn fast if the lines are in order. more specific => llama more specific => llama more than 45% of the net => NOT running bill-servers. more to the point, => this #411? more to the point... why => that split returning 4 elements? more work => sure to find its way to amagosa somehow. moreover, there => no standard for extended capabilities. morf => female last week but maybe not next week mormon => not a moron or Amy morning => And a very good morning to you too! morphine => superb music. morrisq => not addicted, just... like it.. a lot.... mortician => gonna try and put NetBSD on it moss => some sort of MIME encryption, IIRC or the creator code for Netscape Navigator on the Macintosh. :) moss elixir => really good too, far better than perspex island most annoying, because one => useful and one is not. most beer => pasteurized anyway. most cgi => done in perl, but most perl is not CGI. most common usage of cgi => by perl scripts, doesn't sound such a -stupid- concept to ask about perl in cgi, or cgi in perl. Notwithstanding the #perl topic, and the demeanor of the natives. most don't obvious => sure most effective way to do it => to use an external module. most execrsie i do => most html code => unreadable as it is. Damn people don't know how to indent. Having tags in uppercase makes life easier. most important part => DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING. most important thing => to be consistant and to use the braces to emphisize control structures. most important thing => to be consistant and to use the braces to emphisize control structures. most interesting option so far => buy the building, let the lease on the bar run out in january, and then just take it over. most kitty litter => scented most likely because mandrake_ => a mfs/worldcom/uunet/mci whore most likely the resolution => beyond what the screen caxn do. most likely the who => client it lame..I'm grabbing a newer one as I type most of boot-time scripts => launching other programms... sh does a more than adequate job most of it => not pertaining to Unix. But then regex has never taken the time to actually get to know the people in there. most of mandrake's email => meaningless drivel that mandrake force mandrake to read once a month or so. most of programming perl => in the format of the perl man pages most of q[merlyn]'s life => on a much more person-based level. most of that => docs. most of the activity => CPU, not access. most of the load => just answering requests, GX's network scheme will use root servers for that and allow the normal servers to do the message routing and such most of the sound, rude, => people stealing cars most of the spam i get => from netcom most of the stuff => done. most of the stuff i do => real basic stuff for CGI most of the time your disk => slower than perl is most of the ugly stuff you see => because most people don't take *enough* advantage of rules 2-4 though most of the useful stuff => in the llama. :) most of the users thing irc => refered to as mIRC. most of what => in the camel is in the docs that come with perl. most of what's in the camel => online most of which => prolly not Y2K COMPLIANT !! most recent => 5.004_65. most sql => most uranium comes => shiped through the port of MTL for porcessing most uranium comes => shiped through the port of MTL for porcessing most useful aspect of alcohol => as a depressant most useful aspect of alcohol => as a depressant most you can do => reserve a pool of memory for when perl has trouble getting some from the OS. most you can really do to it => break the little cover. most/all king's x => good for rudefix mostly harmless => lame, too mostly he => grossed out by the internals, which is a natural reaction mostly it's qj's grep that qj => trying to verify mostly our paper => about methodologies and fitting perl into corporate culture. motaman's error => Premature end of script headers: where is information on this please? motaman, there => no such thing as "pearl". motd => cool... mothership => Beam me up, Bootsy! No funkatized life on this planet... mothlady => not too good at waiting for the kindness of strangers motif => just a collection of widgets. It's got its own window manager. motif isn't threaded, => it? motif isn't threaded, => it? motive => not at all relevant. Purpose and reason have no bearing. motorola => in China. motto #1 "if it => doable with Perl, Bostonian do it with Perl because Java is so much pain" motto => There's More Than One Way To Do It. motto => There's More Than One Way To Do It. motto => There's More Than One Way To Do It. mount point name => the dir that's mounted mountain dew => not good for keyboards. mouse => for ... ? mouse book => not very niiiiiiiiice (is that the cgi one? ick) mouth => getting there thanks move to europe.. ripe's server => working fine. movie => still trying to be financede. movie => still trying to be financede. movie sucks, but harrison ford => harrison ford moving a library it needs => *not* a smart idea. moving shaped windows => harsh on your X server moz5 on mac => about 2x the speed of Navigator? mozilla 5 => so dang fast! mozilla => trying to kill the Evil Empire with source code or at http://www.mozilla.org/ mozilla build => being quite now. mozilla or whatever that thing => called mozilla source => out? mozilla winnt/95 binary => pretty stable. mozilla-crypto.ssleay.org mozilla-general => pretty active judging by #mozilla... mp => Monty Python mp3 => a pretty spiffy thing. or the best thing since pr0n! mp3mobile => at http://utter.chaos.org.uk/~altman/mp3mobile/ mp3mobile => at http://utter.chaos.org.uk/~altman/mp3mobile/ mpeg => much different than AVI/Mov... where Avi has sorts of Compression Codecs, Mpeg has only a few? Mpeg1, Mpeg2 Layer1 Layer2 Layer3 etc.? mpfc => Monty Python's Flying Circus mppe => MacPerl Power And Ease or ISBN 1881957322 mpw tool => just called "perl" mr 'chat => tension' ... much better mr bean => great. mr becker => having his period. mr bill => being stupid a lot lately. mr mcfeely => played by david newell mr rogers => still on mr rogers' middle name => "mcfeely" mr taint => chosen ...I think that's only six mr wall sez there => more than one way to do it. :-) mr-mann => a serious klb. mr. beer, what => your URL? mr. peart => pretty good with the lyrics. mr. rogers => a real person, not a TV character. What if Randal retired and was replaced by a new Randal Schawrtz? mr2001 => one ereet mofo mr_bill => selling a SS5, perhaps you might want to ask him about it. mr_brecker => give it to me, jeff! mr_white => using perl -ne 'print if /a/../b/' file mr_white a class/package => made up of the basic functions of perl (to use merlyns example) + and localtime are basic inherit functions that are consistant from machine to machine. mr_white dont get it.. 0 => less than 28 mr_white dont think sarcasim => in _any_ dictionary. :) mr_white hrmm... what => do that? mr_white the suffix -let => meant to reveal I'm just a pathetic newbie :) mr_white's interest => microsoft's intentions re perl.. mr_white's problem => with the implication that if FILEHANDLE is there, but LISt isnt.. it will go to stdout, to me this is suggested by the comments regarding select. mr_white> all that line does => read a line from a file, max length 255 chars mr_white? => this a faq? mr_white? what => the question mark? mrcable => ^Pudge's friend! mrcable => ^Pudge's friend! mre => Mastering Regular Expressions, by Jfriedl; aka the "hip owls" book and the "cool owls" book or the hugh grant owl getting caught book mremacs, mldbm => a cross between DB_File and Data::Dumper mrhonest => checking.. mrhonest, which module => that in? mrmagoo`'s code => as efficient as it can become.. mrnet's ds3 => down. Traffic is getting routed via MCI. mrphrtq -> amagosa => not telling you. amagosa read the BOFH. mrsolo dunno since purl => here.. cgi rule can be relaxed? mrsolo guess oracle => kind expensive? mrsolo heard mac => no better for programmers compares to m$ mrsolo hope cobra/rmi => up to that task..otherwise :< mrsolo know $a = $b + $c.. => MrSolo a perl hacker? mrsolo know a web farm that => using webojects mrsolo perhaps elvis => good too; after vi I have got vim and never tried to use anything else mrsolo there => yahoo.de mrsolo think he => biased :> mrsolo think it => about 700 or so pages mrsolo think not..since noone => saying anything mrsolo though it => 38, 122 mrsolo where => "netscape" or "emacs" ? mrsolo which article => bad? mrsolo's cousin => making oh 120k a year mrsolo's cousin => making oh 120k a year mrsolo's gosh..i => watching opera! mrsolo's guess average here => around hmm 30 mrsolo's point => that sometime you don't get stdin mrsolo, => that what you're thinking too mrsolo, dejanews => the way to go! mrsolo, dejanews => the way to go! mrsolo, it => a bunch of pictures. mrsolo, the price => free, of course. mrsolo, yes, but win95 => CHEAPER. NT is EXPENSIVE garbage. mrsolo2 -> if the money => good, amagosa would take the job. Just keep your resume available, and create other options in case you decide to leave. mrsolo2 -> santa cruz => over 40 minutes away, in this wehter, more like 90 minutes mrsolo2 -> sunnyvalue => cool =) mrsolo2 => assuming they all written in perl? mrsolo2 dunno if hotmail => fored to use nt as well mrsolo2 wish mrsolo2 => still in texas mrsolo2 would assume there => a way to do that mrsolo> good tv => 'duppies'...ie teletubbies..all of it. And if you sing her the song she says 'lala' mrsolo_ => doing join $; and split $; mrsolo_ don't know #linux => too nosy sometimes mrsolo_ don't think the book => out is it? mrsolo_ know 266 => out on the market mrsolotoo => a die hard slrn though :> mrspiffy => a believer is KISS mrtg => mrtg => mrturtle => here.. mrunix => a way whacky ms => evil. This story is more proof. ms access => open. ^Pudge double-click an MS Access file. Why does another copy of Access open??? ms bob => so secure that it has a password. If you enter the wrong password three times, it asks if you want to change it. ms server => running linux? bahahah ms software => for weenies! ms sql => a Sybase rip-off, isn't? ms sql server => Don't talk to me about MS SQL Server.... ms sql server itself => vulnerable. So is the OS. ms web page => dead ..again ms word as a standard => plain ... horrible. We use RTF at work, and run it through an RTF2HTML pipe ms's vm => slow. ms-doj => heading NPR news. ms-tnef => an object lesson in how *not* to implement MIME attachments msaka => banned *again*? msft zenith .. i hope that => really true :) msg => a funky food flavoring. msg purl crack => a part of the ass and something that intel isn't really fond of msg purl death to the french => Death to the MOTHerFUCKing French! msg'ing q[merlyn] => a good way to get q[merlyn] irate. msgctl => SysV IPC message control operations msgget => get SysV IPC message queue msgrcv => receive a SysV IPC message from a message queue msgsnd => send a SysV IPC message to a message queue msgto> *e-z* billn => an oper. msie 4.0 => free only for 30 days! msie => evil. Bill Gates will rule us all! or Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis or Just Say No! msiegler => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~msiegler or mailto:msiegler@cs.cmu.edu or of /usr2/msiegler fame msnbc => the Evil Empire extending their mind control and monopoly. msql driver => at 1.811. time to upgrade! :) msql one => dated today. msql_perl => probably a little slower than something like w3 perl imagine? msquery => more of a sub-set of functionality of access mssql => fine if is appeases the pointyhairs. mst3k => must. get. to. crappy. special. effect. msut be some reason why ora => coming out with the win32 perl resource kit =) mswd format => proprietary :/ msword => no, MSWord to YOUR mother msword => no, MSWord to YOUR mother mswordview => http://www.csn.ul.ie/~caolan/docs/MSWordView.html or a M$Word8/Office97 viewer in perl msyql => the best. mt.cook => in New Zealand mt.cook => in New Zealand mta => the old name for mbta mtas and muas \lembit_ => dealing with are fsking with \lembit_'s sanity. mtg => Magic the Gathering. mtl => Montreal, the *real* capitol of Quebec mtu => in bytes right? mtv => not evil. It just sucks. mua => Mail User Agent mua; => that directed at dimes? glibc2? mua; dimes => having trouble getting cperl-mode to work. muad linux => amazingly sane, compared to, e.g., HPUX 9 muaddie => gonna read offline. muaddie think muaddie => going to program by backpack through Europe for a while .. much better c++ support => its major win for Tkil, although the fact that it has optimizations for many more platforms is nice, too. much better. perl => a real programming language. much faster mrsolo dunno.. it => faster :> much gayness => afoot much like you merl, jjohn => the victim of jjohn's own bad judgement. jjohn made a very questionable admin decision in a school club and jjohn is about to get raked over the coals. much more perl usage => non-web than web much of the code => a collection of 2-year-old barnacles much of the info in the camel => in the man pages. much of tv and cinema => rot. no, they are not inherently so. no, moving pictures are not inherently passive. that is nonsensical. mud => more insidious than crack. or Multiple Undergraduate Destroyer mufasa => Oooohh! Do it again! mulder => on SNL mulder loves porno, which => so scary...... mule => a totally separate project, based on Emacs 19. muligan => trying to append a record to an sql database through a tcp socket, anyone know how Muligan could do that? multi-arg system or exec => yoru friend. multi-level undo => essential! multicol => Netscape. multics => older than 1970, no? multiflow => different multigrep => something like that multiline codepaste => multiline codepaste is extremely naughty multiple personality => not be confused with alternations of mood from happy to sad, characteristic of the cyclic temperament. multiple redundancy => something to strive for! multithreading => multiprocessing on sterroids mumble => a *mumble* *mumble* *mumbe*, generaly executed from a *mumble* server muncher -> because this => a personal project, and amagosa is learning stuff while doing it and keeping from being bored out of amagosa's skull :) muncher -> but for now amagosa => trying to manage multiple connections to the daemon itself at once without driving amagosa nuts. muncher => spending 11k/mo on a t3 this coming feb muncher where => your colocation? muncher, good html design => hard. ;) muncher. at => nt's version of cron. muncher_'s project => switching to NT munging => such a microsoftian way of doing things muppet who throws fish => Lew Zealand. HTH murr => at http://www.iis.ee.ethz.ch or the author of MacPerl or mailto:neeri@iis.ee.ethz.ch murr doubt that larry e. => very interested in Apple at the moment murr guess that => going to test how sophisticated cybersitter's parser is murr guess the thread debate => going to flare up even more now murr hear an agassi racket => good for getting sharp slices murr must admit murr => a bit of a Monday Morning Occultist murr suppose a harangue => something between a Merengue and a Macarena murr suppose so. murr's latin => worse than his, so Murr never really appreciated his rhetorical fireworks murr suspect his search => Murr/O bound at the moment murr's cello play => substantially worse than Murr's Latin murr's chess => getting worse & worse, but Murr is so convincing that Murr's opponents overlook the same blunders than Murr do murr's current thinking => that if you need lists, you should no longer use dialogs murr's geography => not so good, and those mountains are outside of Murr's range murr's phd thesis => about scheduling on workstation clusters murr's policy => simply that if a message contained anything that made Murr change MacPerl, the author gets credited murr's understanding => that binary crypt is no munition murr, => there a bug in File::Copy::copy(), maybe just on 68K machines? murr, ^pudge => running a script to flatten all ^Pudge's lib dirs, creating aliases of each file instead of copying them. saving space. murr, ^pudge's big problem => this "ISP" does not support reverse DNS lookups. ^Pudge need oz to fix ^Pudge up. murr, alan keyes => on Real Audio every day now. murr, chipdude => honestly astonished. Maybe we're using diferent terms. What kind of respect do you think he deserves that ChipDude didn't give? murr, do you think that 5.2.0 => sufficiently stable that I should not bother putting the binary forms of GD and MIME::Base64 on the CD? murr, just met a guy who => about to buy the book. murr, no, but it => almost accurate. murr, no, ludde's first name => Ludvig murr, rumor => that MkLinux and Rhapsody are going to merge in some way. weird. murr, so why => it funny i should mention cenotaph? murr, this file => a quick hack from a mex file for playing arbitary stuff murr, what => it? :-) murr, yes. but that => murr. => there any simple way to test to see which if any dbms have been installed? murr. simply because sdbm => stock .. no addins .. murr_ => free... museum => a short walk from the space needle, too. mush => FORTHish, right? music => something that has been ruined by technology or McGill University System for Interactive Computing music w/ thought and patterns => music must be [petey => tired.... must be like gnuplot => to gnu must be the reason why hurd => going nowhere real fast, too must go, plane => about to board must i do a fetchrow? => there someother way? must've done a /who => q[merlyn] recently mustard => something to spread on hotdogs mutiny => having this teeny problem and Mutiny want to know if somebody can help Mutiny with it.. mutiny think lisp => quite pretty. => mutt => the best mua mutt/pgp => so cool. mutters => hee hee, i always win mutters oh this => the be conservative about what you transmit and liberal about what you'll accept thing again, isn't it? mv => a perl function or a system call? mwm => annoying mxv => a finnish poof mxv's cat => outdoors all winter, doesn't mind -20C :) my 'cube => faster now that swap is its own disk. dual-spindles are cool. my /26 range => almost full right now =( my /usr => actually down to 61% used ! my /usr/local => 250MB, what's -your- point? :) my => to create a variable that has a scope of that function my age => monotonically increasing my airport run => at 5pm tomorrow... looks like the lift opens at 8am my answer to your question => IO::Socket::INET is crap, and you should just use Socket; my aunt => going to South Bend with me. The parental can't possibly say no now. my bad => strictly an IRC-ism that irritates me my bank => Bank One, for the record my best guess => that the PBX is losing. I now have 44 messages, yet when I access DrForr's messages (which I have to during the dialtone) I only get '1 new message'. my best guess => that the PBX is losing. I now have 44 messages, yet when I access DrForr's messages (which I have to during the dialtone) I only get '1 new message'. my big beef => that it has a bazillion different APIs which the code has to support which slows things down. my big problem => finding a large enough area to fly. It wouldn't be so bad if I had a car... my buddha => really working! my cat => damned annoying. I'm often tempted to toss him out the nearest airlock, but I can never find one. my cisco contact => named Spike; and in fact he is black-headed (he's all black, in fact). Quite an amusing coincidence of naming. :-) my code => all neatly modularized. =) my connection => seriously fuxored. I think I am getting a throughput of 20 bps or something. my cpan => broken my cron (linux) => 8. my current reading project => my damn / (?) key => sticking. my database => in Storable form ... presumably I'd have to write a program to convert it to one of the others ... my dial-up script => good enough that it detects this and redials. my dial-up script => good enough that it detects this and redials. my dudley doright => bigger than yours! my emacs => only 13M big at the moment. The system had 812M of totally free ram (not even used for buffers). my experience => almost completely with UNIX systems. This is new to me. my experience => almost completely with UNIX systems. This is new to me. my fave => when they ask for something impossible. Then I can say something like "No, not unless you reverse the flow of time" or something like that. :-) my favorite lart => a Jart my first thought => 2x2 array and track 'used' mapspace with some code to fit things in my fucking program => seg faulting when I try to change locales... if that fucks up the whole architecture is screwed. my full nick => "Random Frequency" my gf. the cat => Nico. my girlfriend, whose name => moot, told it to me. my girlfriend, whose name => moot, told it to me. my goal => my grandpas name => Trig (no shit, Norweigian) my guess => you'll have trouble getting any web server to handle 50K hits per second. my idiot sales lady => trying to learn w*b design my idiot sales lady => trying to learn w*b design my kungfu => better than yours! my life => too boring. No three women to choose from, no date rape, no step children, no family members coming out of comas. my manager => a co-owner my max => 32k a sec. my method => certainly more efficient than a regexp or pop/push/shifting. :-) my minnd => incredibly sick and twisted. my my, arkuat => nosy today :-) my my, arkuat => nosy today :-) my name => darryl tyree and I am the HR Specialist at Gene Logic Inc. I my new foster cousin => gay, and I'm not any more uncomfortable around him than any other 15-year-old that goes to any ends to get attention. my office building => on fire... my office building => on fire... my opinion => that crapal tunnel syndrome is caused by excessive masturbation and that us geeks just CLAIM that it's caused by typing. my own guess => that by dragging an antisemite in here with you, you've made it a little harder to get a response to any question you might ask. my pa => healing nicely too. We're finishing week 1 with it. my pc => a respectable -23.773 (seconds per day), although that's about 50 times worse than the watch I was just complaining about. my pig => blue my plan => to use shared memory to share the pool of connections. my preference => for Slackware, but if you have to choose between RH/Debian, Debian is the best way to go. my problem => about how to untaint a variable..if that variable is the path of a new filename. my project => written in perl my question => related to Perl. my ra client => told that there's a RA proxy on port 8080 (what 80 on the firewall is mapped to inside) my reason for bringing it up => because I assumed perhaps that was overlooked, being as it is such a small detail. my school admin => my script => getting to be a real hack now. It was a small basic script and now it is HUGE and everything was just added by hacking. my shell => weak... how would you do that? my sig => cuter "I post therefore I am." my signature => jalex's first letter in Japanese, korean, and English on a slant corssing out each other my sleep => worth at least $1000/hr. my sparc lx => just a tad too slow to play 12k mp3's in realtime in stereo w/o downsampling. my strategy => not to install Debian's Perl at all and tell each new package to ignore the missing dependency my strategy => not to install Debian's Perl at all and tell each new package to ignore the missing dependency my supply of fish for him => exhausted. my syntax => correct right? my telnet lag => about 20 seconds =( my throat => my tie => too tight. my topic handler => still borked my tpj ad => done. Who wants to see it? my veep => the former sysadmin. my version => my view => that if you really can't stomach porn, don't go visit the sites, in the same way that you don't take the mags down off the top shelf. my web server => all SCSI. my web server => all SCSI. my($self, $arg, $arg)=@_; => the way my() => the best way, IMHO. my, that => quite lame. my. ascii => right. Though. my. there => a fire truck and at least one police car up here. bbl my. this => still going. myextlib => not defined anywhere else except in subdirs myke => going to be doing POP stuff mylex => good mylittlesister => buggy. mylo => trying to have an inetd service read in stuff, wouldn't it be: foreach () { print; } to echo it back to Mylo? mysql => a pretty much free SQL implementation for Unix and Windoze. or extremely handy and has tons of ties into Perl. or available from http://www.tcx.se/ or quite safe and reliable mysql and all that stuff => installed now mysql client => better than sqlplus mysql it => then mysql sure => a pain in the neck to build mysql. stability => a good thing! =) mysql.pm => the problem, gscom mysqlaccess => a frustrating piece of shit. mysqlexport binary => there...and i know there use to be a mysqlimport...so what gives mysqlperl interface => faster, if I remember correctly mystery science theatre => what should still be running...of all things... myth #1 => "It's slow." myth => an incredibly bitchin' game. Check out http://www.bungie.com/myth/ mythical man-month => pretty good, albeit dated. mz => reading in a file (html file) and tyring to parse it for tags, so mz can then send each tag off to another sub which will process them... n => logical newline, NOT 012; http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/1997-10/msg01607.html n line => the second half of a c/n pair which you need for your servers connection n scale => cool. Can build some serious landscape in a small area. n, your essence => already stored in a finite reality called your body n.a.n.d.o.r. => at http://members.aol.com/slothhouse/nandor.htm n/m pantherx => catching on to this... PantherX got it ;) n64 => http://www.nintendo.com/n64/hardware.html n::i 0.5 => so close to being out. n::i => a wee bit overdesigned. not terminally, but ama thought so. *shrug* n^10+1 => definitely not prime for all n. na => a pretty good gig naah ... q[merlyn] => just a wannabe ;-) naah, waiting a random period => boring, and no way to test your own popularity ;-) naah. drforr => not *that* vindictive. naah. right now mandrake => writing stuff to interface with reservation systems. nabla => upsidedown capital uppercase Delta. nacre => latin for .... nacregis -> the ban => added and .stick'd nacregis => a Latin pun. Solve for $w1 and $w2 in "$w1 $w2" =~ /^(\w+?)(\w+) \2(\w+?)$/ and $nick = "$1$2$3"; nacregis believe it => at http://www.perl.net nacregis's greek => poor. But shouldn't it be archos? nacregis's re-created memory => that you once said plover rhymes with clover *not* hover. That memory stuck, but perhaps it was fictional. nacrochness => kewl nada{dm} => chcking the perldiag.html nah elderberries => fine. nah vi => not nice nah, ^pudge's back => really hopeless. nah, an overabundance => a lot, a superabundance is unavoidable. nah, arkuat => leaving that off this year cause arkuat spent arkuat's 401k dump nah, but "the mad arab khaled" => Murr's epithet nah, but objective c => messed up... who would change NULL to NIL? WHY? nah, but tell flec; flec => an idiot =) nah, flesch => trying to use s/// as a unary operator, and it doesn't work. just Flesch bullshitting nah, freebsd => prisoner of intel. linux vs. openbsd. nah, goss => a gen - goss don't have tentacles. nah, jalex => cheap and non-hourly nah, leave him ... lej => logged in via lejjj's usual machine ... nah, nfs => good, not great but good nah, odbc => not just for windows nah, probably unix power tools => the heaviest. nah, red hat => icy(iky) nah, salient => the point. nah, solio => just making a perl program to use it nah, this => an old argument. It's just that now it's being aired out in public. nah, times square => all cleaned up nah, tkil => just generally helpful ... *and* bored nah. bwanabbba => still in africa. nah. goss => a gurl, gurls can't do 'em *ducks* nah. irix => rather icky. nah. server->server => different than client to server. naked block => a block without clothes nall => getting this error nam_ => across on the island. nam__ cant nam__ => too tired its 3'o clock. name => Noir. Guy Noir. / The orthodontist? / Uh, the private detective, actually. name of the array => "foo" :) name of the subroutine, which => the trick. Stupid_ don't know if that's possible. name of the unit => the keyword excession is passing ... excession guess excession could make the keyword singular and add 's' if count > 1... name=kathrin => part of the information I read from a file into a hash... named pipe => what you are thinking of. named pipe module in question => Win32::Pipe by Dave Roth named unary => above < named.boot => gone (just when StuntPope finish a progam that automates all of that stuff for StuntPope) named.boot => gone (just when StuntPope finish a progam that automates all of that stuff for StuntPope) nameing a script .pl => very usefull on win32 or 4dos namespace perhaps ? => your sort routine in the same package as the @sortdata = statement ? naming => too much nancy kerrigan => an idiot. nanoseconds => pushing it. That's about the precision of TAI. nanotek warrior => a fun playstation title narcissistic => what Tkil think Tkil meant to type. yup. nardo => too messy to use strict; :) nardo, anyway the answer => "", read man perlop nardo, if that element => a coderef. nardo, that => not the same thing as what you asked before. nardo, that => not the same thing as what you asked before. narrow text => more readable, though. nash, yes there's a reason. eq => for strings, == is for numbers. nastyest i've got => a char regex before. nastyest i've got => a char regex before. nat's show => on now ... "Cracker" nat, ^pudge => not surprised. nat, ^pudge => not surprised. nat, ^pudge => not surprised. nat, ^pudge => not surprised. nat, ^pudge => not surprised. nat, sigh. that => not what she said. she said that session had nothing to do with the removal of the MacPerl session. natalie => natalie imbruglia. natalie imbruglia => just this side of yummy. Someone needs to buy her for TrueCynic's birthday. natas1 => sure there is :) natas> the perlfaq => so big its split nate => probably really nate torkington, friend of tchrist, not nate patwardhan, ora sysadmin nate's subroutine => one of the better ones. :D nathan => rudefix's full name, but rudefix go by nate native => a driver that connects directly from said programming language to dbengine of choice. Like the PostgreSQL driver package nato => beyond a country natoma as in pentium pro? it => bugs, as I recall. natural hair loss => naturally, this stuff => only self-explanatory if you already understand sockets. :-) nature -> calculus => pie. nature => a tree hugging perl hacker nature don't know if it => a file, the dir or whatever that it can't locate nature good geomorphology book => a great place to start nature guess nature => forgetting syntax nature see, the bot => like nature's dog nature stuffit expander => free nature think perl => more accepted at the corporate level than apache is nature think rhapsody => ahead of it nature think that => what nature did nature wonder how he => doing with the two skiing babes today... nature's buddy => running linux on a sparc5 - getting great results nature's data => lost forever :\ nature's emphasis => in soils and paleoclimate nature's in mysql => the name of one of the developers kids nature's mac => a micro$lut free zone nature's perl => alright nature's place, => not a home nature's server => in portland nature's subpm, on of them => CyberCash.pm :\ nature, ^pudge => doing over cable modem. about 1k/sec. the bottleneck is not ^Pudge. :) nature, an ide cdr => a pathetic excuse for backup nature, that => why they dumped 2000 toolbox calls. nature, url => purl's older brother. nature, yes, it => the number of people affected. nature_ => outta here nav => slow on macintosh. :( navigator 4.0.4 => acceptable. navigator 4.0.5 => buggy. navigator 4.0.5 => buggy. navigator 5 => supposed to be 100% Java? naw 2 => better naw dbi => the way to go naw linux => a grandson of unix* naw norton utilities => still around right? naw use strict; => anal mode naw, abend => not on the big box naw, brandy => better than grain alcohol naw, camel => more than man pages naw, gnuserv => a GOOD idea IMO. naw, most misunderstanding => in the mind, not the brain, anyway. naw, rudefix => just fascinated by dominatrixes naw, second to last -- '65' => the inside of the back cover nawwwwwwwww. linux => fine. the kernel is a bitch sometimes. i really like the lkms. nawwwwwwwww. linux => fine. the kernel is a bitch sometimes. i really like the lkms. nazi => since purl said nazi purl've invoked Godwin's Law nba => dirty ... and rudefix hate it, BUT the celts have been great as of late! nbc => the National Broadcasting Company. Recently they have combined with Micro$oft to create an on-line news casting site called MSNBC. nc => cool nc, => everything ok? nc, jjohn agree. jjohn => getting over a 5 year relationship. nc, thanks. jjohn => still using the Mad Arab's Curse. ;) nc, well this => Ip Masqing. You sort of get both together nc, what => going on? nc, what => going on? ncftp => cool ncurses => a terminal-independent ascii graphics library nda => nondisclosure agreement or new drug application ndbm => just like dbm. What's the big deal? ndbm's size limit, afaik, => on pair length, not file size. ne => ne us => gonna get slapped. ne1 => just bad form ne2000 => a master baiter. ne2000 was not => #c neah, amagosa => getting in the mood to ban someone. neah. assigning to $_ => bad form, and I don't feel like using a variable of another name. neah. computer => worth more to insurance people than me (: neah. the idea => we'll ship PCs fully loaded with linux, qmail, and the gay web stuff on it. neah. this => neah. this => neah. wanish stuff => fun and challenging as long as you don't get stuck with shitty hardware or no help. neah. what we really need => documentation on women. neak => NOT AN IDIOT neak just installed now neak => frustrated. near-legendary cookbook => actually going to print? alright! nearly all the time => spent *doing* things, not *figuring out what to do*. nearly? uri::url => in Lib -WWW- Perl. neat trick => when one process reads from it and another writes to it neat! mike nesmeth => a -great- screenwritter. The HHGTTG movie might actually turn out ok. neat, nocarrier => on vacation in FL. Having fun. neat. => that their new linux nc or whatever? neat. ken => gonna be here too. :) nebulus => VERY confused now necessity => the mother of invention. need => a funny word. It almost never means what somebody wants you to think it means. needless symbolic referencing => bad style and slow. You should be using strict. needs some help... struct => pretty new to perl... what is do an search&replace in a file? Like search for "stupid", replace with "very stupid" ... ? neek => in man xargs neek, yeah, ssfe => pretty tiny, and that shows in the feature set sometimes neek, yeah, ssfe => pretty tiny, and that shows in the feature set sometimes neek, yeah, ssfe => pretty tiny, and that shows in the feature set sometimes negroponte => Negroponte said "It's not literature, but it *is* literacy." neil gaiman => fimmtiu's love muffin. neither $a or $b => 0.. XON-XOFF is suspecting that it thinks they contain characters but XON-XOFF can't see them neither of which => lekely. neither of which keithw => going to be using. neither should $a++ if $a => tied... neither would tony--, tony-- => British! :)) neither. one run => meaningless. neither. what you have => most likely an error. nelgin => writing some scripts on a contact basis, and nelgin'd like to know where nelgin stand as far as the 'source' goes and not letting the client re-sell it neo-statism => not Naziism. :) neosporin => contraindicated for puncture wounds neoware => a "thin client". It's a little diskless workstation which does X, Java and can run remote virtual Windows 95 sessions. neph => like day 6 neph, 68k assembler => pleasant, ass embler goes neph> quotmeta => your friend neq => !=? nerd => rich and has pretty girls nerdy-ness => to be avoided nervous tissue => more lipid than most human tissue is nestea patch => just commenting out a printk call. nestea patch? => that like a nicorette patch? nestea2 => just nestea with color codes and i know this guy sort of (not personally).. i think i will ignore permanently. nested for loops => not very obfuscated net => absolutely atrocious today, at least on rnOcARRie's side of the world. net5 => certainly NOT java net::cmd => the base class for Net::FTP and Net::SMTP and others net::domain part, which => what i assume purl is asking about, is not going to work. net::ftp => up to date. net::ftp module => very powerful and useful. net::irc => pretty nifty. or at http://netirc.betterbox.net/ net::irc and mysql together => best :) net::irc module => for handling all IRC protocol. net::ph => apparently part of the libnet bundle... i recognized everything else in libnet except for that net::ping => broken. can someone help? net::ping just says "host => alive" net::ping net::ping => not gbarr's code net::smtp => good stuff. net::smtp => good stuff. net::ssl => a superclass... which means it adds in the SSL encryption code and you just use it like you would use IO::Socket net::ssleay => lamer yet. net::who => ne nslookup. net;;nntp => neat!! Yes this on ON topic. Its not cgi/html ;) Sorry about the : and ; neta.com => fine. 18 hops. netapp => making some hot stuff these days, [petey hear. netbackup => the best of the bunch. We evaluated many different solutions. It is VERY expensive, though. netbsd => obscure? netbsd's => only slightly better. netcat => a great general purpose sockets tool, client and server. does udp netcom's mail server => still down. You'd think they would have more reliable mail than this. nethack => so sweet netherland province, => said to have purchased the island netherlands => Europe's den of immorality netinfo => the NeXTStep equivalent of NIS. netmonger => a money-grubbing for-profit corporation, too. Of course Elkay want to be filthy rich. But Elkay can do it without violating Elkay's ethical principles. netmonger, => that you? or is rudefix sniffing around the wrong hydrant? netname.net => selling .tm domains like vanity plates netrek => a cool X video game played over the internet, available at http://www.netrek.org netscape -remote => alos a useful command for getting people to look at your homepages :) netscape 1 => build on the sources of Mosaic; that's so obvious. (aka, same parsing bugs) netscape => being very vague about it. netscape's support => liek no support at all... that's for sure... but these guys refuse to try a product known as freeware... netscape/ie => lucky netsex => at http://www.cyberops.org netsplit => when servers on irc become unlinked netsplit => when servers on irc become unlinked netsplit => when servers on irc become unlinked netstat => a unix command .. not a perl command netstat time_wait, what => supposed to mean? netwalker -> :ftp => pretty damn lame. netwalker => at http://www.firstmonday.dk netwalker, no, however drsmoke => on drsmoke's way;) netwalker::nntp => neat!! Yes this on ON topic. Its not cgi/html ;) netwalker^^^ => much better account of gates/cream pie. he's not suing the "pieman" anarchist apparently network => used so programmers don't have to get up from their chairs in order to share ideas. They're still working on a way to network their brains and just work as one big collective network card => kinda multihomed. network neighborhood => NetBEUI or DLC. network programming => *not* learnt on a weekend. You really need to know some things. networking => only hard if you choose to make it so. networking somewhere => playing up neuron skabz => dealing with notes right now. absolutely awful. it was 'optimized' for dos. neuron->well since ninja_k => not a perl knowledge base[ at least relatively]....I sometimes need help, which is why covering both political spectrums helps neuron_ => running a 2.1.recentishx at home. There are a bunch of nice things in 2.1.x that are not in 2.0.x. neuron_'s 200mx => nice. Running it at 75 Mhz bus speed with 10ns SDRAM and a UDMA33 HD too, so it better be fast. :-) neuron_'s isp => about a quarter of a mile down the street. :-) neuron_'s kid => going to be the only one on the block that has to fight with his dad to play the games. :-) neuron_'s old company => paying about 7k/month for 10mbps. neuron_'s patience => being stretched. neuron_'s sparc5 => slow as hell. This will take a while. neutral karma => better than negative karma. neutral karma => better than negative karma. neutrino => a bot neutron => quite right. $words[-1] is the same. never heard of it.... what => it? never know when a mircer => a lurkin' never mind => something people say when they really should've kept their damn mouth shut in the first place never mind, arkuat => stupid this morning ;) never mind, this => not #perl anymore. sorry arkuat even got involved. arkuat could go to #politics for this crap. never mind...i => a bad boy. activestate addresses all this crap in their FAQ. never read byte, but he => thinking now he should have. never thought => would be this easy ;-) never. perl => an evolving language, the only way to master it is to participate in its evolution (which only a handful of people really do) nevermind joebloe, joebloe => one with the universe nevermind qw[jeff]... qw[jeff] => on crack nevermind, amagosa => being a llama again. nevermind, crab => off to study. crab'll leave you to your gimping. nevermind, this lady => saying that NHL players in the Olmpics is good. ^Pudge misunderstood. nevermind... a failed joke => worse than no joke at all nevertheless, that => a pretty cool feature new => smaller by 300 bytes... and just to test Sloejack used the anlpasswd script from CPAN, which suffers the same issue. new beetles => lame new desk => here... new desk => here... new edition of that => available soon. new file it => creating seems to be 0 bytes after running it for a long time new filehandle $filename => probably already borken. new geek toy => "Download Murr Netscape" new gillmor article => nice new home of spammers => ACSI, and of course UUNET new init => pretty cool, actually... at least i think so. but what do i know? new lenny kravitz "5" cd => AWESOME. new location of the problem => so handy for the rest of us, though. It was worth it. new mb => a factor, yes, but I want a new one anyway. ATX is great -- no more fiddling with those little ribbon cables for serial etc. new nat => in the front of that photo. new one => around 100 bucks right? new orleans => the coolest city in the world new pc => ordered new perl book => clearly at need, a hybrid of the lama and Camel, the cama... new phb => pushing for an NT firewall, regardless of what [petey's Security Admin has to say on subject new powerbook => making the fastest Pentium laptop in the world look like a toy. new randal book? what => it? new replacement for "cool" => "tight". My brothers and amagosa's dad were golfing in Flordia last year, and he hit a hole in one. new suicide? => this a recent thing? new user question-- => there any way to read and write to memory locations in Perl? new version => due out soon anyway new version number => in order once you reach that many patches. new volkswagen beetle => out new winsh => better. new x11amp => finally out new() => a bit deceptive, methinks. new2perl => trying to make a blackjack game...using perl.. what is the best way to make the deck? array or hash? new_kosh => not Kosh. F you! newbie => a binary state machine. It either needs to learn much or die horribly. newbie code? => that like a geek code? newbie question: what => the correct syntax I need to remove all occurences of a pattern from a string? $line =~ s/a//; will only remove the first occurence. newbienic => annoying newertech => good. newest *stable* version => 4.036. It's stable because it's dead as a soornail. newest dave matthews cd => pretty decent newest exploit at rootshell => an exploit that slows down exploit postings on rootshell. newest version of e and imlib => a LOT faster, because he added native support for jpeg and friends - no more relying on convert newfoundland => in -0400, as fimmtiu recall. newless => less so newline => always n, when written. A carriage return is always r, when written. newline after a-daniel => because that text appears at the end of the record (where there's a newline) newline after a-daniel => because that text appears at the end of the record (where there's a newline) newline as a delimiter => definitely deprecated newline character => "n" in Perl, although TMTOWTDI. newness => no big deal, but seeya later anyhow, then. news business => in big trouble. news connection => available, but unreliable. news to torgox. torgox => interested tho. news.groups => highly political, and unfortunately attracts all the sorts of people who like politics. Including people who dislike anyone who tries to build something or run something. newspeak/applescript quote => kewl newton => the O/S. :_) newton mp2100 => aroung $1000 newton's method => pretty quick, if you don't mind division. Tkil tend to use the "guess" method, Tkil. :) newtonos => one of the two best OSes to come out since Macintosh in 1984, the other one being Linux. and they are going to kill it. newtonquake => at http://www.emeraldnet.net/~ravenous/NewtonQuake/index.htm next => the greatest piece of hardware and software collaboration that has ever existed. The computer was a work of art, as was the operating system it ran on. Truely the combination of experts. next from inside a sub => ... well, it's not evil anyway next game => in buffalo, i think next hip moo => good, quoth Polonius next hour => all-you-drink for $5 ... ^Pudge's tip jar is on the piano ... next if /.../ => identical with /.../ and nxet; \mjd believe. next if /this => something i want to skip/ next module => going to be a scary sorter. next movie murr => going to see is probably L.A. COnfidential next on muncher_'s list => the sony digial camera/camcorder and a titanium palmpilot case next one => 'girls' next q. where => the faq? next q: if there => a return statement at the end of the subroutine what is catch that returned variable (in this case "@output") next question => of course how old did you take me to be? next release => completely different next step => a debugging perl. next step i'm giong to take => to strace the mysqld session and see what the hell happens when it shuts down. next step i'm giong to take => to strace the mysqld session and see what the hell happens when it shuts down. next step i'm giong to take => to strace the mysqld session and see what the hell happens when it shuts down. next thing => that it's also useful as a subroutine argument next thing sky1 think => that they want to be able to call somone and say "FIX THIS" next week => no school, so it's an optimum time next worst => Mississippi's average 18.7. next wt => about the core technology that permitted the Kermit the Frog vote next year it => your job next's os => definitely quite fucked up. nextstep => awesome. rudefix don't have the developer's kit or a CD-ROM but should be getting those things on Friday. nextstep(yes, it => a Unix), runs on the Mach Mk. MkLinux is on the OSF Mk. nfs => like democracy. It sucks, but it's the best thing we have. or Nightmare File System. nfs file locking => unreliable, just don't trust it. nfs thing => quite insane. ng.protagonist.net? wat => so special about that? nghtwatch realize it => not easy to use the internet with a 300 baud modem, but the response time can't be as slow as you make it seem.. ngiialwia => Never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia ni hao => just a statement ni hau ma also => used when you're asking a question, rather than a rhetorical statement. niagara falls => a place with far too much water and far too little taste nice thing => that the bot used adaptive heuristics to learn. nice thing about 5 => it demonstrates yet again that they underpay me. nice thing about aol => I can "instant message" janina. nice thing about eggdrop => that the people who run it rarely know how it works. nice thing about english => nearly *all* the words are made-up. nice thing about guis => that you can see what you manipulate. The bad thing about GUIs is that you can't manipulate what you can't see. nice thing about nt => you get a pretty dialog box before your box fucks its boot disk beyond repair. nice thing about objects => that they're all little bundles.. everything within reach nice thing about standards => that there are so many from which to choose. nice thing about t1 => that it's getting cheaper and cheaper, from the telco nice thing about vi => that i can concentrate on editing nice thing about vi => that i can concentrate on editing nice thing about vi => that i can concentrate on editing nice to know timestamping => working nice, the serial-howto => in Tkil's /usr/doc, but it's not on sunsite anymore? nicedit => kindof a joke, but the KeithW really don't feel like telling the whole story now. Stupid might... nicest day an w00w00 => stuck programming :P nick danger => the third eye, private dick. nick nolte => just a grumpy old fuck nick stealing => pretty low on the scale. nickm :-) => a much faster shortcut though... nickm => interlacing pretty badly! nickm hear la => the same reason nickm's script => at http://www.zork.net/nick/akira.html nicotine => bad for you sex-appeal nicotine in tobacco => dreadfully addictive niet => nyet nietzsche => der Mensch ist etwas das ueberwinden werden soll nietzsche => der Mensch ist etwas das ueberwinden werden soll nifty => good nifty. there => some kind of CDB module on CPAN, I'm installing it so I can peek at the docs. Module CDB_File (TIMPX/CDB_File-0.7.tar.gz) nifty. there => some kind of CDB module on CPAN, I'm installing it so I can peek at the docs. Module CDB_File (TIMPX/CDB_File-0.7.tar.gz) nigel => that praised fella? nigel chapman book => worthwhile. nigel meant $row2[1] => the hostname, but it's returning the same hostname twice through the loop. nigel think nigel => going to go back to msqlperl, nigel dont really have the time to mess around with this one. nigger => a racist comment, "loose" is a sexual innuendo night => pleasing to us because, ilke memory, it erases idle details. night blindness plus the truth => Oyster Stew night. when the gateway => finished, let DrForr know. DrForr'll be anxious to see it. night_hwk => new to perl and quite familier with C/C++... is there a way to pass a global array to a function so that the function can add or subtract information from the array? nightfal_ => working on a bot nightstand => bolted to the floor. :) nih => in Bethesda, Maryland, unfortunately. niki-19 hard way => check for length of string, put in 0 if too short, probably easier regexp niksun => having a problem with Perl and can't seem to figure it out. How can Niksun use Perl to determine if a url exists or returns a 404 error? niles => not sure what the problem it ninja it => implied, you just do it ninja k => a pimp in a former life. ninja socket() => built-in ninja, $$ => the process id. $$+ means nothing. What is it you want to do? ninja, jjohn => all about FSA today ninja, safe => a relative term. Backup the machine, then play. THAT's safe. ninja_k => a pimp from a former life returned to save the universe from non-perl pimps planning to assasinate the all important bot -- purl ninja_k think ninja_k => gonan take a break now and figure out what ninja_k's homework is for english ninja_k, aure1ius => doing non-blocking io ninja_k_ know but the loop => supposed to Tell ninja_k_ it didn't work but Instead it's moving to the else statement nintendo => a game playing console. Its newest console is a 64-bit machine called the "Nintendo 64" nintento 64 => the most loved operating system out there, apparently. nis => like being assfucked by a blender. or Nick Ing-Simmons nis+ => better in a lot of respects. It is complex though. nisse> purl => in the shit then :) nisse> there => a ton of documentation included by default nite => You're leaving? Oh goody, I get the place to myself! nite => You're leaving? Oh goody, I get the place to myself! nitrate => still checking that place out if it meanse anything to you tkil nitrol ; it => very easy to have perl4 and perl5 on the same machine nitrous => trying to figure out how to make a perl script read in a file to another for output. niue => a tiny country in the pacif nixhak, " => a metachar nixhak, what perl statement => running the command? (you may post one line) nixhak, what user => this script running as? nixon => finally dead. \mjd had forgotten that. nj => njd => trying to get this perl program to work - it's a monitoring program. njt => co-author of the Perl FAQ, working on the Perl Cookbook with tchrist, and friend of all sheep. or Nathan Torkington njt actually gcc => pretty damned bloated too njt guess njt => forced to agree with you by a simple elimination argument :) njt if *roff => a document preparation system and ed is the standard editor, Xenix is Unix njt murr => pretty sure that Xenix runs on a 286 njt murr bet the queen => *much* happier with this year's outcome :-) njt wonder if colorado => 6 or 7. njt'd like PERLGOD, but njt suspect it's already taken :) njt xenix => V6 based, isn't it? njt's boss => suggesting to them that three hours of njt's time might be a worthwhile investment. njt's cow orker => such a pompous ass. njt's current potty book => an early 90s Waite Press book on C++. It claims that ls < file runs ls with the arguments read from the file. njt's dialin line => too slow -- njt can't INT the process before it finishes :) njt's point => that if toke.c was a person, njt'd do her :0 njt's understanding => that cgi-lib.pl got updated after Tom ranted against it, and now it's a perfectly acceptable solution. njt's wife => having WAY too much fun without njt. nk => running a small program to create a directory. But NK get an error message saying "File or directory does not exist". nlg::blah => legal. works fine. nlp => a tough nut to crack. or natural language pathology or not limp pasta or never leave peoria or never liked polenta or normally less paranoid nmap => http://users.dhp.com/~fyodor/nmap/index.html nmi => wrong. nmm => not ^Pudge's money nntp server => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/kcf/www/censor/misc/NNTP-servers.html no "creation time" => stored in unix no & trofeiny => not at liberty to change the folx's perl, either ... no - jared => just trying to prove that there are email addresses that don't contain a @ - and are still valid, user!host!host, etc no . $, => null by default. no .. just lej => trying to work in another virtual desktop no ... $price => always overwritten no ... where => it? no ... yeoh => smart and tough. :-) no ... your youngness => just decreasing ;-) no /msg's. and drforr's answer => the same. http://www.perl.com also has Win32 binaries. no :) this place => CGI free no => see yes no \lembit => not sneering, \lembit has been there no a example of it => more trouble ten it is worth no a hacker => a good programmer no abend => abend no actually it => indeed 24 inches... sputnik1 is sitting on the floor a ways from sputnik1's monitor, sorting through some papers no an os that => kinda nifty for video and stuff no answer => better than a bad answer. no assembly level => fine :) no at-at => GOD. no autoaway => usually in the /topic, jensen no autoaways => in the topic no ayanami_ => not gonna use perl 4 no bad-mash => not asking any web questions no bandwidth => pretty impossible right now no bleh => blah no c => the speed of light in a vacuum, and is exactly equal to 299792458 meters per second no cause, tftp => no cebra believe it => not.. that is why Cebra is asking no cf => now Solaris too :) no cgi here, bigtexan => using this for a "Storm Water Modeling" project for two watersheds and need to do some summarizing. Wish bigtexan could get in those *.dbf files with perl. no che_fox => not. no chris_s => not no clearcase => version control system no clue if the child process => buffering or not. sauergeek suspect it is. no clue, but /etc/hosts.allow => consulted each time, once your particular service is set to use tcp wrappers. no clue, catbird => tring to run a forms script, but CatBirD get a internal error no comparison. perl => a real programming language. awk is a text processing hack. no criptus => not ignoring you, just chatting with others at the same time... no d0c don't know how, d0c => getting a book this weekend, the recurse works, just not on the printf for the file size, but it works for current dir, it's gotta be something on the printf line no damnit, that => what a 6 month contract is about. Sheesh. no dcc => this client yet. never mind :) no defense work? where => offense, then? no descriptor juggling => necessary. no documentation => found for grep, bah. no drforr, baz> => *not* legal. no duane => really away no duh. hosts.allow => SUPPOSED to allow users. it takes like 15min to reload after doing a -HUP on inetd no e => approximately 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572 no excuse needed, there => no point in wasting time when a line in irc can explain everything a perldoc var could do the same no excuse needed, there => no point in wasting time when a line in irc can explain everything a perldoc var could do the same no expect 1.04 => good no faq/www/ uh, how => that hard to understand. no fear, happybob's => just more logical for me, and sometimes faster. no file => modified by perl's magic vars unless *you* ask it to be modified. no filename. that => the point no fimm today? net::irc => broked. setting multiple handlers at once doesn't take. no fix => needed. no flavor country => Marlboro. :) no fletch, "cpan => some trick shit" no foo => bar form is to correct purl no fork.. not with what beef => doing :) no franze => calling long distance to sweden just for the heck of it. no fstab => made yet no g => variant from approximately 9.78039 m/s^2 the Equator to approximately 9.83217 at the poles. no gnus => good GNUS no god => probably AT-AT in disguise. no happybob, the network's way => to /kick arkuat :) no he doesn't - this channel => web-free - #cgi is available for those types of questions no he doesn't - this channel => web-free - #cgi is available for those types of questions no high bllod pressure => not a common trait for programmer no i think it => perl -le /fuck you cocksucker no idea ... all lej care about => that it is cool, and lej won't need the newer model for ages :-) no idea what a flock => - ignorant programmer here no idea, what => tell? It's linux boxen. no idea. all stupid know => StarOffice no idea. stupid => just flipping through the Linux-NAG & Running Linux. Nothing jumps out at Stupid. no idea. the ultra 30 => faster than an O2 no imail => a silly "postcard" web thing no in the midwest a consultant => someone who travels from company to company... no indica311 => just renaming a file in the working directory... no intel => cheap no it isn't. using int => bad coding no kidding, somni => waiting for something to actually happen.. no kidding. 3.0 => so much nicer. no kidding? that => huge are you sure? no knuth => good knuth no koalas, jeff, this => #perl ;) no lag... later, longhair_ => going home to ponder this no large code => readable anyway. who cares? no lc chars => an automatic 10. no limitations.. this => the only assignment. this is just a class to compare diff languages.. no real depth no lotus notes => a piece of crap. no mail::foldertype which => what I want no man => Gilligan. no mention of #eggdrop, which => where most of the people mentioned idle (: no merl, linux => an office suite for Windows 95 no mlkesl => using windows! no most of arkuat's material => in deadtree form no motd => "Actually, the tongue was quite good." no mr_white => yucking about cranking up something the size of perl everytime you get mail. no myneid => using unix, can myneid pipe those to an external program? no nature => drinking withhim tonight! no need for /who => the liberal use of "bastards" was sufficient indication no next => black...very black no no f's wildlife range => restricted to New York State. Delaware's summers are too warm for its long, shaggy fir. no no its a mr lunch and he => being talked about by people who sell him sexual services no no no. the advantage => that there is a fixed number of client_ids...the only problem ParaWork is having is that calling push() 4.000,000 times results in a lot of calls to malloc() and copying of data no no no. what => it? no no, that regex => an example of a bad regex no no.. server => elsewhere no not at all, \lembit => just parroting info \lembit see in this email. was jut curious. no not inline, that => in netscape's view source. sorry. no one => stupid enough to steal amagosa's nick. no one said shadow => perfect, but it is much better than leaving the crypted strings out in the open no orev => not no output, but excession => not clear that regex's script is doing output in a valid way. no perlscript => an ActiveX thing for MSIE no point if your software => y2k compliant but the electric grid is out no point. dbi => database independent. Doesn't matter what they have installed as long as the connection lines are made appropriately. no preferences? oh, where => the "internet" control panel? no preposition... but qw[jeff] => not counting :) no prob. fletch => about ready to give up and switch to $dbh->do() and be done with it. :) no prob.. jaggy => by far a wizard B) no problem :), sky2 => sure you will save mine one day no problem. amagosa => bored, you will appreciate the help, and maybe you'll buy web hosting from amagosa in the future ;) no problem... jt_vibes => on an anonymous login no pudge, donchaknow everyone => misnaming their mp3's, they should be mp4's no qj => not, thats what QJ is trying to determine, the camel says 'The $blocks field (if defined) is reported in 512 byte blocks.' no question, abigail => good. no question, jobs => brilliant. no question, that => cute. no questions asked => important.. no qw[jeff] => not no reason. rudefix_ => testing another irc server in a second window. no redd up => coloquial no religion => the opium of the masses. no rfd yet. that => why they are calling him a liar. no rknight => thinking the the environmental varibale $USER that contains the username of user no rootbeer => not! no rootbeer. what => tell? no scripting for a month => weird no scsi yet, kjj's box => having a problem with having the scsi card play nice with the net card no sh script => fine. no shack => not an idiot, if u sort by values foreach (sort values %array) then u only get values! but Shack need the keys as well no shit kinky. too bad tonya => 27, she is very cute. no shit. but, there => one kernel, one standrard for binaries, etc. no shit. that place => run like a goddamn high school radio station no shit.. but diranged => in a hurry no shit...what => the flag for update mode? no shit...what => the flag for update mode? no shit...what => the flag for update mode? no shit...what => the flag for update mode? no shit...what => the flag for update mode? no software => stable. no southpark? what the hell => left to talk about? no ssh => pushing a bit, though no status => still "i". no strict vars => the opp. of use strict vars no stupid => jesus no such luck sorry, lej => still working on lej's other thing. If you need lej urgently, then go to: no thanks, ^jesus => busy right now. no thanks, abend's walker => just fine no thanks, toneii => married... no thanks. tkil => a cat person; pity Tkil is allergic to them. :( no that => not it no that means linux => unix compatbile not Unix(tm) :> no the passwd => fine no the problem => that you can't call listen on a udp socket no the problem is, the girl => at home in bed, Sloejack is at work no the really small one => like a 27 no the subway => too new. no there => no significant lag no this => better no topic => set no trademark => no trhere => a command line method no tuff^ dont dngor tuff^ => really new to perl...reading learning perl no until recently but mofo1 => attempting to learn perl no until recently but mofo1 => attempting to learn perl no wait cthulhu => ok. apparently mandrake's router is, in fact, going awry no warranty => given or implied. no way apple => going to join that anti-MS coalition. kinda funny. what a difference a year makes. no way out => from a book? that's new no way! rude what => up with that?!?! no way! this => too much! no way, petey. all i need => a job, a machine, a VW, and a good woman. no way, purl => a hot little college infobot no way, sendmail => a pain in the ass. I prefer qmail. no way. pico => good for email. no web => Don't ask web-related questions on #perl. Try #cgi or #www or #perlweb or http://www.cgi-resources.com or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html no what => print that? no wonder intel => not making money no wonder purl => having trouble.s no wonder the world => such a mess... anyone who knows how to run a government is slobbering away on IRC instead no wonder why jwz => a freak. no wonder, the question => so hard, people here find it easier to refer people to a FAQ (which they can't quote by name, it's just a faq) than to actually think about it no worries luv this => irc remember? no ym => YM is "yew mean", or Young Man no! \n => virtual! no! flesch => on primenet no! it => *not* O (n log n). no! that whole story => a metaphor for the CR, LF, CRLF problem! no! the salt => *not* a key! no! this perl stuff => no, "arby's, different => good" no, "final four" => inspecific. no, $_ => the current element in the foreach. no, $_ => the current element in the foreach. no, $fqdn => a global value... no, $param => a local copy of the global $param (which may or may not exist). no, $raw => a simple scalar. no, $year_index{$year} => a ref to an anonymous array no, 'my bad' => like 'my fault', nothing more. no, *work* => a diversion. no, -_-_-_- => as bad as it gets. no, -c => relative to the start of programm execution no, 12:30 => fine. we'll hit pudge's at 2 no, 977 => considered current on rfc side... no, @array[0] => an array and substr's first argument is a scalar. no, [petey => \petey at home on his NeXTcube no, \mjd => from Manhattan. no, \mjd mean that greediness => faster than antigreediness. no, \mjd's information => obviously way out of date. no, \petey => looking for a new job. no, \x0c => ^L no, ^pudge => an op because ^Pudge never write Perl scripts. no, _leolo => a perl programmer of small repute. no, a class c => a /24 subnet. A CIDR class C is a portable one. no, a faggot => a stick of wood no, a file => not a package. no, a file-scoped stupid_'s => like a C static. no, a furrier => someone who deal in fur. no, a misleading metric => worse than no metric at all. bad data should be discarded. no, a null string => just that. You don't need to worry about th trailing null. no, abigail => not working on any book. no, activestate => incompatible no, actually, afterstep => based on bowman, which is based on fvwm. no, amagosa => blaming IO::Socket, because either it has fucked up, or the OS has some not so minor problems. Or you are selecting a specific client port. no, amagosa's ifconfig => 1.25. I just downloaded the latest from sunsite though :) no, antithesis => the new synthesis no, anyone => a word that usually has lots of question marks after it and it means the person is getting annoying enough to be kicked. no, aoeu => \^Hyou no, arkansas => the land of the trailer park trash no, arkuat => an IRC newbie no, array => numbered list of scalars no, ascorbi => A, isn't it? no, associativity => for ops at same precedence level. no, at-at => mailto:ozi@poboxes.com no, bajorpathup => not good no, bceause that => not what unix is like. no, bdsm => Bondage and [Discipline | Domination] / SadoMasochism no, because i think it => a stupid idea. People would abuse it like they abuse porn sites, share passwords, etc. no, because rewriting => done before any lookup is done. Tkil think. no, because zarniwoop => trying to use m4 in conjunction with perl, so Zarniwoop thought this was a good place to start no, bholzman => _ no, billn => in the company of people who know what they're doing. How many linux bugs a day are posted? no, binmode => a noop on non-POB OSes no, binmode => a noop on non-POB OSes no, bitfields => in k&r, prototypes weren't a part of C when k&r was written. no, bitfields => in k&r, prototypes weren't a part of C when k&r was written. no, blackend.com => going down! no, bomboze => not no, bphc => a ButtHead Publishing Company no, but a 20 in hand => worth two in the bush. :) no, but copy and paste => pure story, not second hand no, but cpan shell => no, but i can say that msql => robust under win32 (that is, if you qualify win32 as robust) no, but it => web. :) no, but notepad => a fiction as far as editors go. no, but pacman => a friend of the admin and pacman wield the root password :) no, but that => a good idea. amagosa shoudl apply to resale it. no, but the code => hardly simple no, can purl make of this => Well, \I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl... no, channel four => in england. no, club => something used to beat the baby seals. no, cool => lej's new palm pilot :-) no, crab => not using BitchX crap either. no, crab meant, => that desert, snowfields...? no, crack => a tool to discover purl's unix system's security holes by piping the sysadmin no, crypt => one-way no, cts => caused by playing Track & Field on ^Pudge's arcade sim. no, cts => caused by playing Track & Field on ^Pudge's arcade sim. no, dan don't. dan => running Cygwin32 because the evil people dan work for are making dan run Windows NT. :) no, dave => some guy who hurt a computer no, debian => not getting delayed no, debian => not getting delayed no, deference => appropriate no, drubbly => not using DBI... no, duh, now hiro think hiro => talking to Hiro whenever Hiro see hiro as the first word in a line by Hiro? no, dwnwrd => not on NT no, e => approximately 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572 no, elkay => confused. no, emacs => The One True (and non-null displaying) Editor. no, epp => much different, imho no, everyone from toldyouso => lame no, finding that 400 mhz => way over-kill is not ridiculous (or redicuolus even) no, foo => bar no, frobie => not iterating at that point. no, frobie => not iterating at that point. no, funet.fi => ftp://ftp.funet.fi/pub/languages/perl/CPAN/ no, fvwm95 => a sick joke. no, g => variant from approximately 9.78039 m/s^2 the Equator to approximately 9.83217 at the poles. no, gbarr's problem => that he didn't realize he was giving up the right to say how or who could use his code once he included it with perl. no, getpref() => not exported there. no, glimpse => at http://glimpse.cs.arizona.edu/ no, good morning => Good morning :) no, gryph => past that :) no, gryph0n => not, Gryph0n used ord(pack("B9", $_)); no, gryphon => a 'tard cuz Gryphon forgot a semi-colon :) no, he => correct no, heh => laughter no, helix => totally wrong. no, hello => go away, we don't want any! no, her sister christy => leaving for France next week. no, hhgttg => Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy no, hinder => a lamer who is sleeping with dianora no, his idea => that NFS will allow us to spit the problem up into multiple machines while keeping a concurrent file system. no, hookflash => a hooker, a private dancer, a creature of the night no, html => a programming language. It is a collection of digital codes for specifying how to construct the output of a computing device. no, i didn't. but this => the same Dr. Barr. no, i don't think it => even remotely possible. no, i think "purl, books?" => perfectly fine no, i think fortune => a lot of money no, i think fortune => a lot of money no, i think fortune => a lot of money no, i think fortune => a lot of money no, i think fortune => a lot of money no, i think it's chip that => doing the guts column. no, i2o => no, icq => -not- full of stars. no, if $num => a multiple of 3. no, if (@list) { ... } => perfectly fine. the parent of that expression expects a scalar. no, ihni => purl has no idea! no, imeadiate => an AOLer no, in this case i know it => being sent. no, int => a builtin. no, io::socket => not really useful for anything. no, ipp => foo. no, it => broken. amagosa has to use the 8 on the numeric pad now. no, it happens when criptus => not using it as CGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 no, it looks like 5 of the who => servers are not operational. no, it wasn't ntemacs...but => it a good port? no, it will because $sr[1] => element 0 of @sr no, it will not. m// => the matching operator. no, its like asking "what => get to california by car" no, iv => not trying to crack passwords. iv is tryin to compare a list of common passwords against the users suggested password for security purposes. no, jaundizm => jaundizm's whore no, jeff => THE man. no, jjohn => sure you are not. no, johnpc => claiming it tries to be a hidden part of the language, and fails sometimes no, just int which => control C normally no, kaitlin's sign => the picses-aries cusp. the day of rebirth. ;) march 19th. no, kaitlin's sign => the picses-aries cusp. the day of rebirth. ;) march 19th. no, kat. that => not possible. no, keithw => almost certain they were angled counter-clockwise... no, kiss => "Keep It Simple Stupid" no, leap year calculation => a single line. no, leslie => 16 and a model, Leslie know english that's it. no, life => ironically sweet no, linux => no, linux on laptops => at http://www.zebra.fn-weingarten.de/~kaufmann/laptop/welcome.html no, ludde => a schoolboy :) no, lwall => god. (thus, lwall doesn't exist (jennifer wesp told realcos so :)) no, lwp => separate. not to mention that gisle recently revamped it (but pulling the LWP bundle should still work) no, mac => as mac does no, main => a package. no, major => no, mathematical term. >> => 'much larger'. no, mgardner think violence => the only way in this case. ;-) no, microsoft => a testament to the fact that people care more for appearance than substance. no, mod_perl => at http://chaos.dc.enews.com/mod_perl/ no, mon => the service monitoring daemon, it's found at http://ftp.kernel.org/software/mon/ no, motd => "Actually, the tongue was quite good." no, mp3 => used to store copyrighted material. no, murr => lagged. no, murr, this => his first. no, mutiny mean activeware => history from Mutiny's hard-drive. => no, nature think it => the fragmented icmp bug no, neuron_ => a warrior in the Apostrophic Jihad. no, newton => no longer supported by apple. no, next => black...very black no, nickm => working for USF until after finals are over no, no jjohn don't. jjohn => of two minds. no, no one => on this channel, Intralex. no, no one on #perl => konwledgeablein perl no, no, goss => #perl's token gay disabled female. goss is allowed in because of equal opportunity legislation. no, no, no! perl by example => a great way to learn things you'll discover are horribly wrong after tryig to use them. no, no, no! perl by example => a great way to learn things you'll discover are horribly wrong after tryig to use them. no, no, no, megalith => a speed metal band from '83. no, no, the christ => just getting started! no, no, the ~ => ideal, allows you to use ~ with one hand if you wish. :) no, no, this => Perl, not C. no, nocarrier => not. nocarrier should subscribe just to get a handle on what's going on. no, not all bombing => carpet bombing. no, not everyone. crimethnk => a Mac user, for instance no, not yet, but rudefix => staying away from \cK no, nothing => harder than a VCR no, now everyone => versioning me. no, nt => going to take over SCO Unix. no, octopusses. "octopus" => not a Latin word. no, of course not. lisp => 1950s technology, and it's still useful. no, oic => do Oh, \I see no, om => doing very well no, on argv[0] => another param no, one => in tcl, the other is in a mixture of c and tcl/tk no, opengroup => not going to charge XFree. no, orev => basing a failure rate on elementary math.. a percentage calculation doesn't give a shit about how many things you boughtm only the total number of units divided by the total failed no, orev... perler => not doing that... perler is looking for someone no, oznoid => at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~lenzo no, oznoid think ignore => not a good thing without userlevels no, palm pilot => a cheap knockoff no, panther => Advanced Perl Programming no, penth's departure => only coincidental to Sterling's; I did temp with them a while though. no, perl => still living. no, perl, rgd => rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, highly recommended by Fmh no, perl5.005 => not freeware. no, perldiag => the Perl manpage on diagnostic messages; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perldiag.html no, perljam => a great guy no, perlop => the Perl manpage on operators and precedence; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlop.html no, perlpilot => PerlPilot's Xpilot nick. no, perth => the capital of Australia - it's mentioned prominently in Kibo's .sig. no, phone => piglet or mrg or Mr. Green (jeans) ;-) no, pita => a Pain In the Ass. no, popeye => no, ask about $popeye! no, porn => no, ppro200 w/ 64 megs. vi => happybob's favorite no, prk => Perl Resource Kit, available from O'Reilly. no, programming perl => designed for *programmers*. no, prul, afternoon => Good Afternoon... no, pudge => trying to poison bholzman no, purefusion => gay no, purl => a REpublican, naughty and one fine piece of perl code. no, purl's favorite color => blue... no RED! no, q[merlyn] => not kidding. no, qmail => freeish. http://www.qmail.org no, qw.. this => way earlier.. just one line - no else in that one.. i'm looking previously to see if there's some termination problem or some imbalance somewhere no, qw[jeff] => a programmer from NJ no, qw[jeff], the salt => the crypt, not the cleartext no, qwert => nasty. no, rain tomorrow => I wish QDeath would shut the hell up already. no, random's => signifigantly slower. no, renaud => not coming in trying to ask a "hey what is do this..." question; renaud is looking for a pointer to more info... no, resdev => one of the first against the wall when the Revolution comes no, reza => dissapointed in that there is so much non-perl stuff in there. no, right now gears => no, rknight => running it on rknight's local machine no, rootbeer => not involved. (Yet, at least.) no, rossperot => :) no, row zero => special. no, roy7 => able to innocently break any free tool (perl, gcc, phpfi, apache, MySQL...) no, rudefix => not trolling. no, rudefix's stuff => not very cool. tom just mentioned dbi so i figured that i'd ask you about it no, rule #4 => "Never whistle while \y\o\u\'\r\e pissing." no, rurl, kevin lenzo => a stochastic slacker model no, rurl, kevin lenzo => a stochastic slacker model no, saboo => not a real programmer. no, saintn => saying possibly go to tainted mode by default, instead of as an option no, say you know that c => dependant on A and B and that B is dependent on D no, see the files johyowza => dealing with were generated by something else that uses [] no, select => for amagosa/o multiplexing no, seriously, wtf => a one-worlder? no, seriously. winkola => trying to configure a cisco as5224, and it wants to know if Winkola want to use LAT. no, sh2perl => at cpan.perl.org/authors/id/MERLYN/sh2perl-0.02.tar.gz no, she => most definately not. no, single underscore => correct. no, snark, the line in irc => failing to explain a *lot* of stuff, which is explained in the doc no, snorting => what purl do with purl's bot-drugs, Winkola no, socket => perlipc, Socket, IO::Socket no, someone => going to be sorry... no, sorry, what => it? no, spain => es no, storyserver => overpriced. no, strict => lexically scoped. no, stupid_ => writting a little cron job for the Bandwidth Collective back in Pittsburgh to email/page the sysadmin if our network goes down. no, tchrist => mean to merlyn. :-( no, text::speech => a container. no, that => a first-class pain in the ass. no, that's not right.. => it? no, that's not what it => in C. no, that's what irc => for. If you want Internet Phone, you know where it is :) no, that's what pine => for. no, that's what readdir => for no, the arrow => important! no, the best => better than the worst. no, the cargo-cult analogy => better than "stupid"... we all were clueless at some point no, the civil war => over when Quebec will seperate. We already know which language is better. no, the closure => never used, so you never get to the print no, the code => not legible because of the stupid "n" is in binary form. (e.g. a little black box instead of a line return) no, the code itself => very experimental, too. no, the correct answer => "then get in a real car!" no, the detachable penis => still in fimmtiu's medicine cabinet... no, the dump => done by cron once per hour no, the fact => THERE IS NO GOOD WAY TO MANUALLY INSTALL A PERL MODULE no, the file => the printer in that case no, the gun => already pointed. At everyone (since they can track everyone's information at little cost) no, the question => whether a pattern match is even NP-complete. KeithW is tending to think it's NP-hard, but not NP-complete, but KeithW could be wrong. no, the scale => too large. no, the scale => too large. no, the scale => too large. no, the scale => too large. no, the scale => too large. no, the singular => correct. no, the trick there => that the $i++'s are evaulated in random order. no, the whole point => so it won't nick collide off no, the word => Messianic. :) no, the world => filled with fucking idiots and spammers no, there => a sendmail desktop reference. ^Pudge has it here. no, this => your problem. no, thrase => http://www.progsoc.uts.edu.au/~thrase/ no, tias => "Try It And See" the other perl motto no, tile => found on the walls of purl's shower no, tkil's => very different. and Tkil is not sure how it interacts with soft refs. no, tkil's lame page => at http://www.scrye.com/~tkil/ no, tmi => Too Much Information! no, tmtowtdi => saying just put a file in /var/lock which signals other instances of the program which check for that file that you are locking. no, tom => the glass of beer. Bill Gates is the Vicar, and Monica Lewinski is the lumberyard. no, tom_g => asking you which make you are using. no, tom_g mean, => mtys a KLB? no, tr/// => not what you want. no, twingy => a klb no, udp => IP traffic no, ug's code => not even close. no, ug's code => not even close. no, ug's code => not even close. no, ug's code => not even close. no, ug's code => not even close. no, urine => the Water of Life. no, url, egcs => at http://egcs.cygnus.com/ no, uunet => far better than BBN. BBN has a nice network, but terrible peering. UUnet's network obviously grew too fast and must be insanely difficult to manage, but they have good peering. no, v => short, V is long no, vanamonde => just this guy. no, veblen => a hoopy frood no, vertgo's professor => smoking crack no, wait ~ => unary, isn't it no, wait, openwin => X-based too no, wait. \mjd => puzzled. no, wait... it => sorting by the VALUES no, wang => in bed with MS. See the Mozille page. no, what => 2000 divided with 6,9 no, when lej said who => lej meant who is no, which => what you would expect no, windows currently => placed on 90% of PCs when they are sold. no, www:search => pretty much worthless, IMHO no, xx => \purl know no, xx => \purl know no, y2k1 => "Daisy, daisy... give Stupid purl's answer true..." no, yahoo => not worth half of apple. no, ym => YM is "purl mean" no, you are right. that => lame. no, you say "he => not home, can Abigail take a message?" no, you stole mine. drforr => using the names of planets from HHG for DrForr's home network. no, your computer => making us up. no, zaphod => banned and is trying to evade it. That makes him not welcome. no, zarniwoop => making html makros with m4 no,no , the program => working, i just want to get rid of the error mesage. no,purl, lusers => The 'l' is silent. no-one => not talking about myself, im talking about the other newcomers, would you like for them to come here, and ask the same questions as what i asked? no-one => not talking about myself, im talking about the other newcomers, would you like for them to come here, and ask the same questions as what i asked? no-one on sql or mysql => awake - and perl ppl tend to know much more about things than everyone else no-one, and purl => using the wrong one. no-one, if 5.004 => on the system, point your program to it. no. #perl => protected from the lameness. no. $0 => prog name, @ARGV holds the rest. no. (pa => a poor salt, but that's a whole 'nother issue) no. .* => greedy and will bite you no. a newline => a newline, DOS just needs an extra character for it to know. . still matches carriage return and with /s newlines. no. a slice => something like @words[1, 2 .. $#words]; no. abigail => not going to remove lynx from Abigail's system because CPAN fails. It's CPAN that's on the brink of being removed. no. amagosa => just in one of those moods. Brain refuses to remember things. Will probably go to sleep soon. no. ansi sql => quite well defined. no. beat it => Look, I don't know how they do things on your home planet, spaceman... but here in #perl, we just don't talk to gun-toting, redneck, amphetamine phreaks that way. no. c => a unix language. no. code => property. do with it as you please, but don't dictate other people's ownership policies. no. fastcgi => generic no. file locking => advisory only. If a program doesn't check to see if the file is locked, it will ignore the lock. no. for your application, \d => correct. You wanted to remove everything that's *not* a digit, correct? no. gears => reading it. no. he pees when he => really excited, yeah. no. here => the sample code: no. how old => he now, anyway? no. http://weather/ => not the same page as http://www.weather.com/ no. i think the problem => that 75% of this office has no idea that there's any programming going oh here. no. indian place => already closed. no. io::select => a module wrapper around the perl select call. Makes life much easier. no. it => done automatically, of course. no. it's "how portable => [f]lex output?" no. mode => what mode you open the file with. PERMS are what permissions the file is created with. no. ninjak_'s question => not can it be run over, but is it qq~ .. ~; the *only* way to do it [i.e. there isn't some other tt! .. !; assignment is there? that's whay I'm asking no. only performance => relevant. no. orev => not claiming to be an expert on it though no. perl => not shareware. no. q!\\! => a one character string, not a two character string. no. q[merlyn] => ignoring you no. read() => your friend. no. removing semicolons => not enough! no. rudefix => just not as paranoid about ora, that's all no. tcp => slower than udp. you are typically using NFS over the short haul, so you don't need to worry as much no. tell crimethnk where that => documented. no. the bible => THE best selling book no. the channel => already there on the split server no. the open group => gonna charge $$$ for X now. no. the primary purpose => to annoy people and waste resources no. there => no more. that answered your question. no. this => not a place to answer questions that are *ALREADY ANSWERED* in the documentation. no. tk => just a widget set .. TCL is commonly used to control it .. C rarely .. Perl more often than C no. what => get the string between the 2nd and the 3rd /'s then? no. where => print $1,$2,$2 so perl doesn't cat them or sub them no. which ones? => it a haiku? no. winkola => using samba because a) it seems to be almost a standard now for doing what Winkola is doing, and b) Winkola found it and got it to work. no... teletype => trying to use interact, to connect the rz process to the socket no.1 defect => the name. no; push/shift or unshift/pop => a queue no? what => it? noalias => described on http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/dmr-on-noalias.html nobody else => helping with this one, and the webpage says to send bugs to him. nobody from perth => allowed to code in Perl, it's against the law over there. :-) nobody said it => noc, he => technically correct. However that doesn't absolve him from the fact that he used the word. noc, that => fine noc> purl => living dangerously noca's other session => just lagging. noca, "break his fucking neck" => it? noca, now => the time when all #perlers make nice. ;) noca, that => a slice. nocarrier -> it => stuck. nocarrier -> neah, that => hinder. He is with amagosa. nocarrier => an aspiring perl hacker or mailto:nocarrier@darkridge.com or http://www.darkridge.com/~jpr5/ or drives like a friggin' maniac. or a great driver nocarrier don't get it, what => scully and mulder afraid of. nocarrier guess god => telling nocarrier something. nocarrier guess nocarrier => missing something. nocarrier how => "good" defined in ambient music? nocarrier say "this => he". nocarrier there => no fucking manual nocarrier think nocarrier => going after that prick. nocarrier's cpu fan => dead. nocarrier's girlfriend => in Belgium. nocarrier's ignorance => going to show through: Why does one use qmail instead of sendmail? (an admin's point of view would be appreciated) nocarrier's new problem => that the parent is getting the signal more than once. nocarrier's nick lamometer => going nuts. nocarrier's night => made. nocarrier's point in general => careful programming, and specifically in this example using absolute pathnames. nocarrier's point of view => from the Admin/Author. nocarrier's real name => "god", but you can call nocarrier "god". nocarrier's time => a piece of wax, fallen on a termite, who's chokin' on a splinter. nocarrier, lej => worried about you :P nocarrier, t => Dioxin! nocarrier, yeah, randal => coming on a Saturday, 4/25. nocarrier:yea but => noci => using perl tho nocolor.pl => yours isn't it? nod, tkil.. jaggy => assuming it's the internal cdrom audio connector nods. "this => a 20/60." nofukbab => reading the Camle these days nograd => tile's favorite when tile use E nohup => nto looking for code. noir => world champion stout! noise => bad. noisy autoaway => Noisy autoaways are not tolerated on #perl! Violators will be kickbanned. nokia communicator => a grand. nom but all you do => dbmopen(%handle, filename, 0111); and then use it as a hash nomenclature: plaintext => the message in clear text, ciphertext is the encrypted message. nomic => a bizarre bizarre game non-blocking => rarely a gain non-commercial use => defined in a nice way, but it's still not open-source. non-commericial use clause => very broad non-daemon commands => nonsensical non-working spacebar => enough to drive you insane nonblock => for reading, not writing nonblocking => not what you want. nonblocking connect => a bitch and a half. nonblocking connecting => tricker to do. you mark the socket as nonblocking, open it, check if you got EINPROGRESS, then select for writing. nonblocking dcc => a surprisingly nontrivial task. none of it => forged! ;-) none of purl => any to talk none of the useful stuff => similar none of those => like the others. Simula is an OO language, LISP is lambda-calculus, and Occam is a parallel data language. none of wick's code => even close to strict clean. amagosa wouldn't let him touch mod_perl with a ten foot pole. none right now. dialup => just something toldyouso does on the side, it isn't the business focus none that sloejack => aware of... none. this => the opinion of friends that have attempted. noone => force to use an MS OS. noone knows how many => 2**128 :) noone so you're hash ref => called VAR1... noooo way. => sirc a good thing? if so, i'll try it noop => non-operation nope .. |wizzard| => poor nope heard it => the next hotest thing since toaster though nope it => not nope mrsolo => not nope this => what it says on that page mjd..... nope though something odd => happening. nope! which => why fimmtiu owe you for helping drive him off. :-) nope, <> => the "read a record" operator nope, \mjd => wrong. nope, but rra => on the verge of doing so now. nope, but warecow's compaq => nope, comma => correct. nope, it => impossible. nope, linux => neither BSD nor SVR4 nope, not ansi c. it => now, tho, you're correct. nope, only when it => official :> nope, output => to a tty. Also, Roderick's little pager isn't doing that. nope, perljam => not sure at all, it's just what PerlJam has heard (I don't use prototypes) nope, pricing => good! :)) nope, purl => the same codebase nope, that => what the script currently uses: local ($var) = $_[0]; nope, the delimiter => only at the end nope, the directory => there, and the other files in the working directory are not complained about. nope, ug => still old. nope, what => it? nope, where it => I set a variable to '$this->{'."'$key'".'}' nope, your freshness date => in June. nope, yours => nope. 42 => prime nope. a word boundary => a zero-width thing. It doesn't consume any space in the world of strings, but \s does. nope. dbd::text => in Stupid_'s "list of things to do once Stupid_ find a good perl SQL parser" nope. mandrake's old hardware => for testing. mandrake can't release versions of E that require god-computer. nope. mussolini => not the same as hitler. nope. neta.com => still off. nope. public "this => what q[merlyn] is doing like you care" messages nope. that's not what tom_g => talking about. Have you seen Camel1? nope. the c<1 while> => your repeated application. nope. the weird thing => that fetchrow works. nope. this => wierd, too: "Installing /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/./Date/Manip.pm" yet that doesn't exist. nope. what => it? noquiero => developing a cgi, but NoQuIerO is sending a file that contains @ ... nor => it a CGI, web, www or any other question. strictly perl =) nor do eggplant, but eggplant => one of these egalitarian liberal freaks :) nor have i... which => why i'm not going to install it on Leolo's server without testing... nor in a situtaion where there => more than one URL in a line. nor stupid. this argument => rather inane. nord => a newbie to perl...u help would be great! normal => over-rated. normal distinction => that if it comes from teh vendor it's system software. Roderick wouldn't want to have the vendor's software in /usr/local. Roderick can't quite see where you are coming at this from. normal term => "text to speech" normal use of it => to test whether the hash has any elements at all. normally janina => pretty good about that, but we've just taken on a new client that doubled our business. normally ninja_k_ => not a male pig...but today hoooooooooo boy. normally our product => straightforward. You put it in, plug-n-pray detects normatic => decidedly a linux fan, so Normatic can't say Normatic see the point in the debate :) Linux spake and thusly it was. norse => an awsome cool language? norse => an awsome cool language? nortel => actually a bastardization of the phrase "Ne'ev Tell". north => now our ally, longhair_ guess northpoint => alpharetta nortsad => right: if he updated it, people who DO use Word and Excel would be given a false sense of security. norway => not too bad in curling norweigian => more like swedish 200 years ago ;-) nos => an awesome fully-OO OS ... nos => an awesome fully-OO OS ... nosehair => the computer. not 020 - with ord(20), the 20 => decimal, with 020 the 020 is octal not 100% percent true. ole => widespread under windoze not a bad thought, => it just the binary, or are there supporting files? not a perl library => it? not a soul in #cgi... where => not all country music => that bad. not all of it... it => long not all...i => cool in real (had to be *real* careful how Slavegrl^ answered that one:) not amagosa's fault he => clue-resistant. not an "n omen" => a "w omen" ;) not as though it => not covered in perlsub ... not at all. twm => ugly not because ishot72 => an english bigot, but because it's nice to be able to read perl scripts written wherever not because mrsolo => smart, because i am too lazy to switch not being a phb => the key to cash not being root => kinda nifty not cash minister; => it so, mr. enchant? hi, constant miser! not enough apps => only part of it. the UI still needs a lot of work. socket support is poor. i just don't like to use it that much. not equal in perl => != , like C? not everyone => rich enough to own their own machine or get full access to a system not everything => in the docs. (yet) not everything on cpan => AL or public domain. not everywhere => like that. not exactly handy since this => the password database not exactly. all it says => what I told you not hardly, sloejack => just partial to slakware.... when you are use to something you are just use to it, and trying new things is uncomfortable and not usually as easy as everyone says not here, because #perl => a generally mature channel. not here... but there => a linux HOWTO for anoncvs, Tkil think. not hip owl, but q[merlyn] => mentioned in there. not if excession => doing dupe checking and reporting which files are dupes. not if it => a trusted user not if shadow => installed, it reads the passwd file not if there => a d: ... drive :) not implying that amy- => any variety of fecal material at all. just looking back at a very interesting [and usually embarassing] decade. not in excession's back yard => just selfish not in the us. that => interesting. not in the us. that => interesting. not it @filmdata[1] => qaabbcc not just stupid. the user => continously attempting to fuck with your interface. not like a system => really Red Hat after you have it installed for a few weeks anyway. not like he's asking "what => do this on a web page" not like joebloe => an expert anyway not like sco, which => a fake unix with some bs trademarks not long, 19th => the due date. not m/foo/ # => valid Perl syntax not more hardware, which => the solution he's going after now. not much else => happening... not much of a perl question, => it? (DBMS = database management system, RDBMS = relational database management system) not much perl content, tom_g => afraid. not nice exc, you know goss => emetephobic :) not one line of net::irc code => mine not only => it there, but you have to be CAREFUL not to grab it instead of the REAL perl. not only that, it => not originally, saboo => originally just starting with a 32-bit integer not perl => what we don't talk about on #perl not perlipc. unix ipc => icky. not quite working, roy7 => sure it's a trivial oversight, always is when roy7 do multiline stuff. not quite. ditch nt. nt => complete and total junk. it is wasting your box's capabilities. not really. nc, this => a Bad Computer day, isn't it? not really. rudefix => just resting. not really. what => test whether pack('v',6) actually writes 2 bytes of data? not really. what => test whether pack('v',6) actually writes 2 bytes of data? not really.. brit => 63 not really... |chriz| => just trying to fix this stupid thing... |ChRiZ| know some C... not much and a little bit of perl. :/ not rudefix. rudefix's name => Anigo Montoya. not saying rudefix => invincible (sp?), but wasn't attacked not scottish => if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP! not so amazing. hasek => hasek. not so cool. this => the third time Stupid has had to patch a bug. not so good. xfree86 3.3.2 => broke when built with -current. not so strange. what you have => an MSDOS file not sure if he => white hat or black hat not sure if this => right, but if you want to remove al doubt, \Gardner think ${blah} will ensure that you are using the scalar you really want. not sure it => not sure q[merlyn] => buying the bar in eastern oregon now. :( not sure. mgardner => doing whatever MGardner can to improve performance, though, since it's hit pretty often. not taking no for an answer => certainly a kickbannable offense not talking to yourself => a sign of impending mental breakdown. not that amagosa's box => very useful right now anyway. not that cuberoot => awaare of, tkil not that drforr => aware of... not that easy, tony => on tony's Win95 machine, telnetd in to tony's linux box then running irc on linux not that fimmtiu => usually not close to it anyhow, but... not that getting a session id => a big deal... but its still something to consider. not that hell => very funny. not that i know what that => anyway. I'm no news expert. not that jeffp => bringing anything up in here not that midi => broken. not that mst3k => real life... not that neph => totally perl stupid... not that qw[jeff] => nasty at all :) not that resdev => aware of. not that there => anyone else on the other channel arkuat is monitoring not that this => a web question :) not that tkil => saying yours is a bad idea. it's a great one... Tkil do that Tkil. not the next gretzky. ^pudge => hoping a more physical jagr. not the one edarea => looking for... not to mention not to mention it => only 5 mins drive from MrSolo's apartment not to mention that 'my' => lexical / file scope, not package scope (which is what use vars ... does....) not to mention that k3wlt0k => just plain idiotic. not to mention that q[merlyn] => meeting today with both q[merlyn]'s tax atty (to find out exactly what amount q[merlyn] owe near $13K or so), and q[merlyn]'s mortgage broker (to refinance q[merlyn]'s house to generate said money). :) not to mention that q[merlyn] => meeting today with both q[merlyn]'s tax atty (to find out exactly what amount q[merlyn] owe near $13K or so), and q[merlyn]'s mortgage broker (to refinance q[merlyn]'s house to generate said money). :) not to mention that the die => like 2cm on a side. *ugh.* not to mention that there => a tentative event model out there for perl, it's alpha quality (esp the inteface might change) but 5.006 should have an integrated event model. not to mention, ^pudge => writing a book with someone whom ^Pudge has met face-to-face only once. not to say that it => not robust not tonight tony, goss => sorry. Bad day. not true. /vmlinuz.old => saved with make zlilo. Previous kernel. :) not true. if it works, it => valid. not true. kde => not a window manager. not trying => a good idea not unless it => a FAQ. not unless pr0n => a good thing. ;) not unless said cgi/dbi => doing something weird. standard calls to a handle object should work unchanged not very plausable, => it? not what lej => thinking of (no, not the foot variety) not what you asked, => it? :-) not when the 300 => around not where yevo => concerned :) not working meaning gscom => not doing gscom's work and instead ircing. not yet - abend => about to change jobs... not yet, but arkuat => looking forward to it not yet, but qw[jeff] => almost on the verge of beginning not yet. drforr => watching. not yet. tessier => making that change now. The docs Tessier has must be way out of date not yet. winkola => still trying to fix Winkola's samba problem. not your salary..but what => the average salary of a perl programmer !! not_keith => not getting any messages. notational variant of it => required for all new protocols. note sthat his lameonick meter => hitting aroudn 5.2 note that $^i => dollar caret capital eye note that ama => 16, and can easily be mistaken for ages 3 to 30. note that amagosa => not in the mental state of action->consequence->reaction right now, so things could get dangerous. note that db 2.x => different from db 1.85 note that freiheit's question => a valid one, since you don't get ANSI/VT control sequences with DOS or Windoze unless you have an ANSI driver loaded... note that gg => totally fucking clueless. note that he => missing a ) note that netscape => a shitty web server. note that perl => case-sensitive. note that perljam => no expert though, so there may be a different/better way that PerlJam don't know about. note that rod's version => not strict-safe, though. note that the author => "randall L. schwartz", "randal L. schwartz", "larry wall" note that the correct answer => (1) read perlstyle, where you will learn that you need to qualify "better", and (2) use Benchmark; :) note that the last one => ~... so you can't put ~ into the path note that the trailing space => not in Stupid's quotation. note that there => a perl FAQ devoted to "why don't Tkil's < not a limitation of perl, but rather the operating system. (read: security feature) note that tkil => a *very* novice Xlib programmer, caveat downloader... note that yahoo => experimenting with a new medium though: core memory. note there => a huge difference between "or" and "||" ! note tkil => only accusing you of being careless, not of being stupid. note to self: elsi => owed One (1) Kick notepad => a piece of electric scrap paper. notes #cgi => useless. notes => that Unicode is Y2K without the deadline "We all knew it was coming, that we should prepare for it, but didn't enough" notes both that mohican => too lame to read BitchX.doc and that the BitchX authors are too lame to spell "too" correctly. notes he => currently running qmail on several hosts but will be switching over to vmailer in the near future notes his /who => works fine. notes his bloodpressure => coming up a few points already. notes his bloodpressure => coming up a few points already. notes his cable modem => due in a couple weeks notes his lame-o-nick meter => hitting about 5.2 notes his lameonick => back up to about 5.2 notes his lameonick meter => hitting abo 7.1 notes his lamonick meter => hitting about 5.2 ) notes his nick-o-lame meter => up to 4.6 notes his nick-o-meter => hitting a big 8.5 there notes how common '<' => in html code, in passing. notes mozilla => taking up 21% of CPU? notes ortograf's time on #perl => limited notes petey => looking for a new job notes sucks. domino => evil. notes taht his lame-o-meter => just swinging wildly back and forth notes taht his water glass => once again empty notes taht this => a joke from his class. ) notes than he => good at hiding data, as well. notes that "ispell" => getting crankier... :( notes that "rounded up" => quite vague notes that "rounded up" => quite vague notes that "rounded up" => quite vague notes that #perl => now on free association mode notes that /.*blah.*/ => the same as /blah/ notes that /lastl -pu => very nice for wiping botspam porn off the screen notes that :) => a punctuation mark notes that => lameonick meter is hitting a few more upticks now notes that @a = map { $_ } @b; => a pretty cool-looking NOOP. ;) notes that [petey => being waaaaaaaay pedantic tonite notes that a certain upload => notes that a student => asking him this? notes that adam's problem => a thinly vieled counter. notes that afterstep basicaly => fvwm2, on the inside :) notes that ah yes, lotus => a Cambridge company notes that amagosa => being a 31337 haxq0r d00d. notes that amagosa => being a 31337 haxq0r d00d. notes that amy => a member of the trailing-punctuation-of-the-week club... notes that angelina jolie => notes that arkuat => not amused at this theft notes that crab => astute notes that cvs => a wrapper around RCS that uses rsh (or ssh or ...) to execute RCS commands remotely. notes that debug => probably the most useful program shipped with win95 today. notes that eir taste => in flux though notes that everyone => now busy grepping /usr/dict/words notes that fbsd smp => not not be trusted. notes that gimp => a prettly darned large package. notes that goss => up kinda early, for her. notes that happybob => smarter than your average cgi llama notes that he => now in #shell for some reason ) notes that his "pronography" => now going to dat. notes that his => channel perl notes that his family crest => in binary. notes that his housemate => married to the phone notes that his lameometer => hitting 6.2 notes that his lameonick meter => hitting 6.2 notes that his linux 2.0.33 => quite happy on a pokey old 150MHz Cyrix 6x86. :) notes that icmp => nothing at all like ICBM notes that it => about time for the morning aerobic workout. notes that jjohn's brain => notes that jjohn's brain => notes that jumbali => relaly really lagged. notes that lameonick => notes that linux 2.1.97 => reeeealy fast on a dual Pii 350 notes that m1ndtwi57 => quite flubber-esque notes that mato => being icky notes that merlyn => a little involved to care about PS5 notes that mod_perl => the shit notes that open firmware => Forth too (whoo hoo!) notes that petey => his elder by a year or so notes that petey => his elder by a year or so notes that pigdog => just so darn fun to say notes that pudge => in "one of those moods" and makes a note not to be stupid today. "Besides, we already have one Stupid." notes that rudefix => notes that that => because teh channel is not very tolerant towards ANY questions, Leolo notes that the faq => a bit different from what he uses notes that the lisp manual => printing in flyspeck 3 notes that the mozilla effort => win32 also notes that the mozilla effort => win32 also notes that the net => lagging [as usual] notes that the outer limits => notes that there => at least one good thing about RH Linux notes that this => not #unixhelp notes that today => quite FUCKED UP on #perl notes that tonight => the night when he misparses everything fimmtiu says notes that whenever purl => gone, there's always lots of typing to be done notes that while he => on a digital connection he should probably think of something big to download notes that wink => lucky he has ops now.. notes the lame-o-nick meter => at 9.8 notes there => not emoticon for a sardonic smirk. notes tpj.com => inside mit.edu... "a good spot for 'educational' packet sniffing" notes ytti => Finish so language barriers are probably to blame. notes ytti => Finish so language barriers are probably to blame. notes ytti => Finish so language barriers are probably to blame. notes, "this => a trick: Pull jjohn's finger" notfinals => still not sure why this is a bad question nother question that goko => just a bit confused about nothig => a better conversation piece eh! nothing - perl => the best language to use for CGI - just don't ask CGI questions here 'cos we're sick of 'em nothing => better than complete happiness. nothing about it => not linux. nothing else => going on in challe. It's fun right now. nothing evolves from dos, that => due to survival of the fittest nothing fanaticus has found => "newbie" enough nothing in particular.. davide => just stressing about how to get some data to a LaTeX file in an easy and configurable manner nothing in the current script => run after the exec nothing on earth => perfect. nothing really .. it => just that I run across a pack or unpack statement in almost every code I see .. I just want to understand them better! nothing that ^pudge => aware of. nothing yet, t0ny => deciding what to use..... :) nothing you say => entertaining nothing, if all you want to do => print \n\n to OUT nothing. 3001 => prime, so is 3037. nothing. which => out of the question. nothing? where => that? notice lej => quiet? he went to the bathroom to check notice that "insomniac" => possible too... notices #perl => extra-helpful this evening. Maybe the moon is in the right phase, the seas just so... notices lonestar => in toronto notices sky => still wondering notices that #perl => in collective help mode again. notices that [petey => still online notices that abigail's domain => the same as the call letters of abend's favorite radio station notices that crab's hammer => much bigger notices that everything => on his 'cube's motherboard notices that fimm => human notices that his headache => going away. notices that his nslookup => missing too. notices that his pedantic bit => twiddled notices that oznoid's humor => as dry as his. notices that petey => astute notices that the 'bot => faster when you're on eir server notices that the monkey => notices that the soundtrack => largely Gyorgy Ligeti notices that there => absolutely no other conversation on the channel :-) notices that this place => getting crowded these days. *looks around* notices traffic => slowing down because it's time to go home on friday noticing the speed difference => notify => like a /msg but are more botty. nots that it => time for the morning workout, once again. notthing => in mode, thats the problem... :) notw when your nick => sed notyou => a total perl newbie. noun => description nova => replaying the stuff about Shoemaker-Levy 9 novel in question => qq/cat's cradle/, arkuat believe novel juxtaposition => where it's at, baby now $! => giving a Bad file number error, hmm but it connected that time. togtog put two news in a row. now $fh => a filehandle now %dir => the same as the has contained in OPTIONS now *that* => sick. now *this* => entertainment! now /who => q[merlyn] now 5.004 => tainted-weirded now => ze time on shprockets ven ve DAHNCE! now \\mjd => TWICE as powerful as all of you. now \merlyn => really gone... bye now \mjd => just speculating. now ^pudge => off to work on a big beefy dinner. now _b_p_ => really confuzzed, they both have 18. now _this_ => where a C-style union{} is useful now a fun conversation => to contemplate "beautiful", "gorgeous", "cute", "pretty", and so on, as they're applied to women -- and then try to figure out the connotations from that. now abend => jumping in ... now all abigail need to do => send on ICMP package to 255.255.255.255 with return address 255.255.255.255 ;) now all adam_ need => to re-add the leeding 0'(s) now all billn need => a high paying job now all cactii has to do => find out if Cantel would have a problem with that. (; now all he has => a Caps Lock, so no one steals the keycaps off his keyboard now all i have left => rudefix's bullet copy now all i need => a car stereo that can read and play MP3s from the CD player. now all massd need => to set ping to timeout after 1 second. :) now all mindspring needs => a Dalnet server =P now all nocarrier has to do => figure out what memoizing is. now all qw[jeff] has => a girlfriend named Lex in FL. now all we have to do => create TPI Certified Regex Mastery cookies, digitially signed. now all you have to do => reenter it :D now all you need => someone to finish up that cool PSX logo for the CD ;) now amagosa => about to allocate 206.115.93.203, and amagosa can't decide what to call it now amy_ really => away now archon => hungry. now argv[1] => p* and the output is only one of two matching files :/ now arkuat => embarrassed; arkuat didn't recognize your handle variation this morning now believes xor => truly a MIRCer now billn => lost. now che_fox => getting tons of errors spewed from IO::File now chipdude => publishing ChipDude's laser printer with samba and using lprng as the printer queue. now chuckd => getting a link error now don't get ug wrong, ug => a unix guy, UG *like* man pages now drunkm0 read the pages and => throughly confused now emacs => just too bloated for arkuat now everyone => gonna look at nature's lame-ass demo :( now fmh => Really Going to Go To Bed now freddy => gonna mail him in prison telling him to send this Computer Engineering student his donation now froth => leaving now gbacon => pissed now getpref => not exported from package Test. now hardware => much much faster than it was 5 years ago. now has xfmail... which => OK now he => asking if clients are allowed to run bots. now here => where _b_p_'s ignorance will show through... _b_p_ has seen the Net::Telnet bit before but what exactly does that mean.. or is that in a faq _b_p_ should read... now hiro => talking to Hiro now how => \mjd going to answer that without knowing what kind of system you have? What is\mjd, clairvoyant? now how the hell => it a TCP issue? now i have no clue where purl => going with that. now if that => quicker than a foreach only bechmark will tell us. now it => Mick Jagger with The Chieftains. now jalex => hungry again. now keithw => getting all confused. now knows why happybob => so 'happy' now l-bomb => gone for real now lej => running into problems with the ifconfig line and route line now majix => getting illegal seeks now mandrake's account => disconnected. now markonen => progressed to Markonen's next problem now mine => breaking at eleven twelve now murr => settling down with 5 different revisions of Murr's scheduler and the manuscript of Murr's tehsis now nature => jonesing to stick nature's self to a granite wall with Tool blasting nature in the ear now neak => frustrated now neuron_ => so desperate that Neuron_ is dialing out from work into Neuron_'s ISP and using a shell account to run irc from work. :-) now njt => off to bed. 'night! now now, there => some good in tcl now obispo => experimenting with opening it up and obispo get: now oznoid => curious how to do it elegantly :) now philh => back to confused now porthos => trying to decide which fast food to get on Porthos's way to work now purl => gonna be jealous now q[merlyn] => down to 17 weeks scheduled on the road already this year. now qw[jeff] => at 2.0 k/s now reza => getting the package name (it's a blessed data structure) now roizen => gone anyway. :) now rootbeer => here! Hello, all! now roy7 => off for some quake2. :) now rudefix => heavy into realaudio and stuff now say that it => different because they have an almost monopoly? now sees why petey => looking for a job "with PHBs like that *run*" now sid => on a quest for weather servers now sloejack know sloejack => tired... that was really funny now stup - mrspiffy => sure you are suggesting some very good rules of thumb, but what do you think might be causing MrSpiffy's problem? now stupid => confused. Is it "open [, alarm], flock, seek, read/print, close, unlock" now stupid_ => -really- confused. now tell orev why this => bad now teratogen => back living with Teratogen's Mom now that 'tie' in perl => more powerful, a non-sfio version is possible, but someone would have to rewrite FCGI.pm. now that => unusual. Probably got the idiom from a previous post. now that compiling => done amagosa get to read this lovely administration documentation and figure out which binary starts the damn netrek server :) now that gtk+ 1.0.0 => released perl gtk will get useable now that l-bomb => using autoload, it can't find the routines L-bOMb had in another config file (that L-bOMb don't want autoloaded) -that file is "require myfile" before L-bOMb do L-bOMb's package declaration for autoload now that one => really wierd now that the p5p fight => dying down, ^Pudge is restless. :) now that voodoo2 => out, forget obsidian. now the /[\012\015]/ => assuming it has a line feed and a carriage return, right? now the html => in $/ ... next ... interpolate the variables now the linux box....space => a prob now the loop => completing now the netscape perl add-on => kinda cool now the problem => WWWorm is not sure how to do this now the question => why it's complaining. now the truth => layed clear... now the world => safe from Winkola's boss again. now there => a game. Galaga is awesome! now there excession => using two hashes. now thinks dimes => serious, wonders why he is still here now this => annoying: return wantarray ? @{$self->{$name}} : $self->{$name}->[0]; now this mrhonest => new to perl.. where do MrHonest put the blah.pm ? now this word => a shambles now tiny3d => confused now tk has animated gifs tkil => movivated ato allow gifs to be animated now tkil => talking to Tkil's ex-gf who had her first baby ... two nights ago. now to find where the beta => available for ftp://ftp... now torgox => confused: why does this: print sub{ $_ = lc($_[0]) . '!'; $_ = reverse $_; }->( 'Abc' ), "\n"; now trogl => trying to get the elements out by doing : foreach $mykey (keys %mimesys) {$myrec = $mimesys{$mykey};foreach $elem ($myrec->{MIMEARR} {print $elem;}} and what TrogL get is an array pointer. now truecynic's goal => to give LarZ an ulcer by asking for an A: line. now void__ => at that stage of looking for any and all excuses to write a perl script now w1zird => interested. now what if say one screen => smaller than another... now what would be interesting => one statement:many thoughts now where => Chip when Murr need him? now where you place it => up to you.. :) now which one => better? now yrlnry => even more confused than before, if that was possible. now' nature => not going to be the one now, *that* => what Abigail call a task for a true hacker. now, <= => related to <=>, and so is >=, however, => isn't. now, => it cheating to, if qw[jeff] don't understand a word, look for it in the english versioN? now, @table => organized into rows and columns just like your data. $Table[0] is the first row, and $Table[0][4] is the fifth field in the first row. Got amagosa? now, activestate's port => a whole 'nother story... now, all i need to do => write it :-) now, anding and oring => simple now, cykix's cpu => up to 100% now, do you know if kerneld => started up before the network script is executed? now, heh. look at it, ml.org => just another domain to go in everyone's spam domain list. now, how => structured? I know very little C, so I need to learn it, not just see a reference. now, i know web stuff => verboten, but: is there a way to make apache give me the broken perl script cgi errors instead of "duh it broke" page? now, if c => a composite number < 561, then c's largest prime factor is at most 277, which is the 29th prime, and that's where the 29 comes from. now, in what way => control better than shift? now, it => only THEIR camel (no other), and it must be with a licensing fee. now, line 79 => right at the end, there is no } after line 79 - so it should NEVER jump back ...but... now, no error message => *way* lame. now, now. this => a potential mind to mold. now, that => worthwhile. now, the b3 => dangerous in the hands of a master! now, there => that. :) now, to figure out what => get to the 'LOG_DEBUG' DEFINE in Perl ... now, what => this joke with Neil Peart? Something about objectivism, now? now, what the hell => this: -^FuSiOn- You are being ignored for ctcp's for 10 seconds now, what would be really cool => if anyone can point lej to an implementation of hash tables in c now, why => now, x => bloated, and leaks ... but it is still better than Windows nowadays, it => "cool" to "surf" the web. nowhere in the file::find docs => the syntax you put up mentioned. nowonder mrsolotoo's pager => so quiet today nowonder the network => slow today np => not a problem or nemas problemas np, purl => like a minefield sometimes ;) np, you should be fine... it => all local vars, no globals. Tkil think. np-hard => the class of problems L, such that any problem Lc from NPC is polynomial reducable to L. np. i think that `@` => requisite. npl => Netscape Public License, at http://www.mozilla.org/NPL/ nra, on the other hand, => quite a group. nroff => trying to grab the output of makemap hash file < file.. but it doens't let nroff with the @variable = `makemap...`; what is do this or can nroff do this? nroff was wondering if nroff => going to need to put an if(defined) b4 that nroff | less => pacman's friend ns => really losing in the market though ns setup for betterbox.net => fscked.. ns4 => lightyears better then 3.. ns5 => moving away from Motif, yes? nsa => There's no such agency. nsf => No Such Filesystem nslookup => in /usr/sbin nslookup ls => not /bin/ls nsman => out.. nt 3.51 => different nt => Not There yet, Network Trash, Nice Try. or http://www.activestate.com/software/default.htm or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or "training wheels on a motorcycle" or neanderthal technology nt => Not There yet, Network Trash, Nice Try. or http://www.activestate.com/software/default.htm or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or "training wheels on a motorcycle" or neanderthal technology nt => Not There yet, Network Trash, Nice Try. or http://www.activestate.com/software/default.htm or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or "training wheels on a motorcycle" or neanderthal technology nt => Not There yet, Network Trash, Nice Try. or http://www.activestate.com/software/default.htm or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or "training wheels on a motorcycle" or neanderthal technology nt => Not There yet, Network Trash, Nice Try. or http://www.activestate.com/software/default.htm or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or "training wheels on a motorcycle" or neanderthal technology nt also => Not There, Nice Try, Network Trash nt apache => :) nt apache => :) nt box => never up long enough for one to happen. :) nt box next to me => thrashing for no apparent reason. I didn't touch it, swear. nt emacs => just odd. nt guy => whispering in Stupid_'s Veep's ear about the magic of NT... nt haiku => screen so pure and blue/this computer is at peace/control alt delete nt loader => fine for booting nt and bsd both nt misconception => that anybody can maintain it - pretty pictures, it must be easy. nt perl => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/win32/Standard/ nt port => only that big *with source*. nt server => connected to the token ring and ethernet nt sucks so hard obvious => banging obvious's forehead on the screen nt vs unix => http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html nt weenie once told me nt => better than Unix because you can't find the password file on disk nt's interface => directly linked to functionality. That's a f*ckin' bad bad design decision nt's interface => directly linked to functionality. That's a f*ckin' bad bad design decision nt's interface => directly linked to functionality. That's a f*ckin' bad bad design decision nt's interface => directly linked to functionality. That's a f*ckin' bad bad design decision nt's interface => directly linked to functionality. That's a f*ckin' bad bad design decision nt's pretty, as => 95. The GUI is pretty easy to use for the un-initiated. nt351 => more like Win3.11.. both like VXD files nt4 server => crap, thats why t0ny has made a Unix Bax! nt^h^hmis here => moving to Notes and trying to take us with them nt^h^hmis here => moving to Notes and trying to take us with them ntfs => supposedly logged, but it can still be fscked by users. ntoa => Network to ASCII (or something like that) nttn => there right now ntty => a disciple. nu => swedish for now nu-uh. lej => waiting till billn kills lej for whatever reason, and then lej will pop the surprise out of the bag nudity => overrated nuke => udp? nuke => udp? nukebot => a terrible idea because it is *illegal*. nukeboy => not fat - just teasingly plump null => no perl expert.. just a wanna be. : ) null byte => [^\s\w] null null => honk honk number 33152 decimal => the same as the number 100600 octal. number => a number. number eight: solder => dribbling onto the floor. number of books at quality x => inversely proportionate to that quality rating. number of failures => big. number of opcodes => not tightly connected to execution speed. number of strtok()'s the split => doing ;) number of the glob => 7. number seven: your sysadmin => "Fire Marshall Bill" number that => not divisiable by anything except 1 and itself number-6 => trying to make Number-6 learn perl5 number-6 believe number-6 => now confounded. number-6 must say this => very strange number-6 think that => a valid conclusion; Number-6 is completely baffled. number::format => a library for formatting numbers. Functions are numbered `last' => a *really bad* idea. numbers are random it => just if you run the program again the same numbers come up numerator => on the top, denominator is on the bottom nurse chapel => number one, silly! ;) nut what i'm saying => nutscape => working find for togtog, only crashes with lots of frames. nutshell handbook => poor? that's a shame... nutty baptist => a tautology. nvi => [petey's thing or the shit! or at ftp://www.perl.com/pub/perl/CPAN/src/misc/nvi.tar.gz nvida => comming out with a new chip MrSolo2 think nvp says it => not selling well. Wonder why? nvrmind,, network at work => f!cked, tcpkitty can get it from tcpkitty's box w/ lynx. nxterm => kinda screwy... ny => a different story :) ny how big => the script? ny-quil => full of alcohol. ny.pm => the New York Perl Mongers nyarlathotep => behind the times nyc => cool. nyc pizza => -terrible-! nyc. :) stupid => serious, too. Anyone in NYC who wants to go out on a celebratory "I got a real job" dinner, its on Stupid. nychthemeron => one twenty-four hour period of time nypd => pretty bloody popular, but you won't see them saying 'motherfucker' on prime time tv! nyquil nyquil nyquil => We love you, you giant fucking Q! nyquil nyquil nyquil => We love you, you giant fucking Q! nyquist => James Neal and his primary email address is mailto:jfn@netcare.lucent.com nyranger => reading; Teach Yourself Perl 5 in 21 Days, Second Edition o (1) for seek => unlikely though, it's probably O (log n). (At least on Unix file systems), as it need to travel inodes. o => the 15th letter of the alphabet. o gad! crime, what => your default font? o have no idea if that url => useful, but it might be. o'reilly => doing business the hardcore way anyway in iLLUMiNAT's opinion. we bought website pro 2.0 and two weeks later they cam up with 2.1, the upgrade cost is almost as much as buying the whole thing o'reilly cg* book => not that great...the one with the mouse on it I mean o(n^2) where n => the final size of the array ... o.k..here => the situation... o/~ oh the fallout outside => frightful | Soldiers with their rifles | The world is about to blow | Let it snow, let is snow, let is snow. o/~ o09 => a long-time aol veteran o09oid => just uploading the flat ascii version of the dicionary o09oid think o09oid => going back in to the office o09oid's mac => having network trouble o2 => nice. SGI India is selling it for USD 6500 or so. o_wronly => valid? oaxacagov => not using "" ob, that module => the balls. oberon, => there a url for it? obfuscated => see convoluted obfuscation => not an art form. obfuscation page => at http://www.plover.com/~mjd/perl/LOD/ if you are interested. obispo => freakin obispo will try to help as ai => here getting obispo's own Qs answered obispo's dialup connection => really poor tonight. 1000ms latency objc => a lot like C++.. Do it enough and you learn it easily(Apparently) object => an object is an object is a rose is a turd is a stone is a stein is a boulder is a pebble object perl => superior to all other languages object server => taking up 131M object store => at http://www.odi.com if commerciality != evil objection => valid, but does not disqualify the simple case. objection, your honor! rudefix => leading the witness! objperl => obscenity => but a crutch for inarticulate motherfuckers. obsd => more secure, and stable than FreeBSD, but FreeBSD has a faster filesystem observes that tdyc => not terribly mnemonic, and arkuat is hardly about to rush off to another screen to go lynxing about observes, damn, onager => still milking the teat! obsolescent means it => going away on its own, deprecated implies that its use is discouraged. obviosity => the prime directive obvious -> amagosa => probably just complaining. obvious => obviously here or out tossing dwarves someplace obvious bet it => taken. obvious'd be tempted to sign up and claim it if not obvious did a markov program => pascal that was fun to play with, in college obvious guess the [en] => the language obvious guess tr => better anytime it's sufficient to do the job eh obvious hate the way clinton => tarring the reputation of an american classic: the Blowjob obvious know, obvious => in hell :) obvious solution => to go to a real operating system. :) obvious think ama => even righter obvious think obvious => sticking with good ol pine. exmh looks interesting but convoluted obvious too :) but it => perfect for what obvious is doing: a mock up of potential software we could build for a sceptical client with 1 week to do it obvious workaround => to use a temp variable. Ugly, but the whole thing is ugly. obvious's bro in law, though, => obvious's current client => staying with nt after acting open to switching to unix initially obvious's god nt => ugly obvious's irony detecor => glowing ever so faintly obvious's nt box => called mothra obvious's sextant => called a sextant. it's a really cool device obvious, cypherus => honored -grin- obvious, the jvm => Sun code, so yes. obviously \mjd's c debugging => rusty. obviously bomboze => not using a "real" ISP. obviously drforr => not understanding your goal. What is so crucial about 1-11 characters? obviously either 1) purl => lieing or 2) your power companies are in a sorry shape obviously if $y => tied to a package that computes Ackerman's function, it'll take a long time, but that's not what \mjd is asking about. obviously it's because 146 => an odd number. :-) obviously one of them => still in here. Lets see..who could it be obviously print(foo "where => the comma?") has a weirdness to it obviously t0ny know it => an array, t0ny understand that it contain 2 elements, right? obviously the functionality => approximately there. have you looked into the win32-specific modules? obviously the protocol => public domain, but the _encoding_ portion hasnt ever been done in freeware afaik obviously there => a large class of functions for which it is totally inappropriate. obviously. but perl => not the right tool for that job obvously, the wind => in the good direction obvy => oc => Orange Catholic oc12 => 655Mb oc3 => 155Mb/sec occasionally the debugger => off by a line or so. occurance => in the oxford english dictionary so it's good enough for sonia oct => convert a string to an octal number octal => "base 8". octal => "base 8". octal => "base 8". octopi => an accepted usage, therefore it's correct od -ax doesn't work.. chingon- => on a sun (FYI) odb => not familiar with loading modules and stuff... this is just for a math project odbc => aweful. I'm fighting with it now. odd hash. => that like an odd-sock after you do laundry? odd thing => macperl can only display about 1/100th of the speed the win perl does odd! it => different in msg. odd. this => 5.004_04. oddest thing => that we weren't REALLY friends before we started going out, so I'm adjusting to how to be a friend only, and not a boyfriend... oddly enough drforr => avoiding real work by writing documentation at the moment. oddly enough that => the one thing that drives Sloejack's wife nuts oddly enough, factor => NOT a MIRCer. :) oddly enough, lloyd => not running mirc. oddly enough, ms => odds are very good that this => a log rotation script. ode.'' user: ``but \mjd => in Ohio.'' odram => writable, non? odyssey => a good one, qw[jeff]. and the Canterbury Tales. and some Shakespeare. oe => not a digraph. oed => super-terrific oerk => not a channel, stupid of *course* the addr => the same! of => an invalid keyword for 'sort' of course #perl => the only place I can find cloo of course '' => defined. of course -- nobody => as fat as Rodger Ebert of course 555 => a valid prefix in some areas now . . . :) of course \370 => 5 bits. of course a g3 => a PPC. But it's a fast PPC :) of course all you here => bad things, KikeSpice. of course amagosa => not sure. But it makes sense. of course amagosa => not sure. But it makes sense. of course brian wilson => the classical classicist of course drforr => a graduate of the MacGyver school of sysadminning... of course ego => a part of iy. of course gryph0n => French. Why did you think Gryph0n has this outRRRRAgeous accent? of course if it really => a CGI issue, you are asking the wrong guys anyways. of course it => not. of course it can. this => Perl, after all. of course k&r => brilliant! of course lisa => cute! I don't go for anything else. :) of course not sid, context => everything of course not, but vfarias => from .br, and vfarias is not a flooder. :( of course perl => T_complete. of course purl => printing out the value of $1 when the open fails of course q[merlyn] => using rocker's clieknt. of course regex don't, regex => a nerd. ;-) of course source => available for download if you are interested. of course stupid_ => wrong. of course sunlight => better than flourescents of course the feeling => mutual... of course the other reason => that they no longer could afford DrForr. of course the zip disk => broke but who cares of course then again sloejack => not really one to talk.... Sloejack also used to participate in a live-action fantasy swords&sorcery group where Sloejack 'expanded' Sloejack's ad&d character ;) of course there => a way of course this file => nowhere on iLLUMiNAT's system of course tkil => right... Tkil is not Stupid. ;-> of course tkil's proxy => biffing on cthulu. :( of course, 'rm -rf' => the Unix way to "read mail, real fast" :-) of course, -current => already past 2.3 of course, ^pudge => married, so maybe that doesn't count. of course, ^pudge think sagan => a mental case of course, ^puuuudge => right off of 101. of course, a brute force way => to of course, calling usenet gnus => like callingIRC mIRC. of course, crimethnk => a dangerous thinker. if crimethnk spout crimethnk's beliefs crimethnk may infect the populace. of course, downtown phoenix => almost as bad. with the heat island, and all the golf courses / AC / LAWNS! that are down there... bleah. 115 degrees, 60%RH? of course, fimmtiu => right next to Alter.net. of course, if tc => there, then I'll have to meet Pudge and merlyn quick, because TC will probably want to kill me when he sees me. ;) of course, if the idea => to kill that thread and continue in the server, it's not so useful. of course, imo honkey => quite a bit more desparaging then negro. of course, ip => being revamped. of course, it => less powerful. of course, jjohn => using irc through a telnet window... of course, joebloe => a wind instrument joebloe of course, just posting => usually enough of course, linux => an ok of course, money => a part of it. of course, nocarrier => probably wrong. It will probably blow up tonight. of course, part of the key => that you can develope for it yourself. of course, perl 4 => of course, perl 4 => of course, solaris => about half as fast as linux. They call it Slowlaris for a reason. of course, split() => no more difficult than quotewords() IMO, but it is an alternative. of course, tact to tchrist => likely that blue stuff one uses to stick things to the walls of course, teratogen => 40 years old, so Teratogen shouldn't be talking of course, that => for a relatively flat earth. :) of course, the accuracy => around .01 seconds, compared to 340 ns for the worst GPS. of course, the first line => always something like "hello, joebloe is looking for some CGI goobers, what is install them on Windows" of course, the only editor => vi :P of course, the piece => obviously biased beyond the facts he presents: "... for the richest experience, it's better to use the AOL version of IE." of course, the piece => obviously biased beyond the facts he presents: "... for the richest experience, it's better to use the AOL version of IE." of course, their ftp server => packed. of course, there => other shit in that file too, so Downtown has to check for 1-11 with tab after it.. of course, this => not free. of course, this exact view => causing problems, e.g. as the linux kernel gets ready to hit unicode in one way or another... of course, this monitor => way dim, so Tkil really only have the bottom half to work with... ;-> of course, time + $$ => a lousy seed if you really want randomness, but it's a start. of course, tkil => pretty fucked up, so that's not saying much. :) of course, tom_g => just a silly physicist. of course, wsaselect => only for sockets ... but hell of course. #perl => all about DOS compression utilities. of course. \mjd => SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR MAN. of course. c => technology of the '60. of course. cause the truth => fun of course. content => meaningless. of course. perl => a language about programmer efficiency. of course. perl => a language about programmer efficiency. of course. why => he so bad? what does he do? of course; purl => expecting logic? how dare you! next you'll be expectin ghim to read docs! of couse, the left side of -> => *always* evaluated in a scalar context! :) of fimm, you know m$ => the wave of the future. of find()... not that stupid_ => sure there even is one. of how many kbps => being sent per second of porn => a little wrong of that elkay => positive. This is particularly annoying because it's so hard to explain. of the population that => not exactly average, anyway. of those 2, sendmail => better. "best" is hard to quantify. of what utility => that? You already have the option to choose another delimiter. off-topicness => making \lembit feel a bit guilty. offers that jeff => the son of god, and shouldn't do such things offhand, fimmtiu => not sure. fimmtiu has never used that form before. offical one => $35. Cheapbytes is cheap. office => like a $300 product though office metaphor => limiting. come on people, think beyond paper! office suite => preety neat as well. office97 -> html => broken. office98 => coming out ... but only for Mac OS. Weird. official court of perl => now in session, Honorable Tom C., residing. official page => The Linux IPFWCHAINS Page officiating => Koharski sucks often it => difficult to get *nix on a notebook. :( often lf alone => tolerated, but not always. often one of the patterns => easier than the other one. often stderr => actually opened read/write. often the stuff \mjd make up => true... often there => a 1-to-1 mapping of IP numbers with interfaces, but many OSses allow aliasing on a single interface, so that doesn't work either. often, a pattern => used. ogi => Oregon Graduate Institute oh bibtexguy's link => going dwon sheiss! oh rtfm of yesterday => here :> oh! glub => Hiro's partner, how funny oh! marilyn manson => up there maintaining his title as the Most Evil Man ALive! oh! solid gold => on at both 10am *and* 1pm each day oh....lej => gonna start mass kicking! It's gonna be a bloodbath! oh? fmh's understanding it => very similar to sybase, and i've been happy with sybase oh? how => it better? oh? kill? today? but today => friday! oh? teaching class? mrsolo => at oakmead near lawrence. oh? what => it? oh_smitt's question => do I have to install CPAN.pm .. or is it w/ perl ohhh elton john => on TV!! ohio valley => just lovely, weather wise. We supposedly have the most difficult weather to predict in the country. ohmigod. tkil => NOT in high school anymore. eek. oho, arkuat => so very SECRETive, after all ohwell, lets hope irc => replaced by something else soon ohwell, lets hope irc => replaced by something else soon oi majik_ => writting a nice little time saver. upon noticing that -d was failing[apparently] majik_ cruised in here to ask about it oic => Oh, \I see oic, there => no portable way to kill by name oic, there => no portable way to kill by name oic, there => no portable way to kill by name oiffer => trying to parse a string... oiffer want to take everything inbetween the of a string oj => married? ok ok... tell me how (tf) this => a WEB related question ? ok ok....everyone => entitled to their own set of cinematic criteria. point taken. :) ok rudefix => kidding. woah there, trigger. :-) ok where => this: it's a compiler but not a linker? ok! x => running... XFree86 is running. ok(0, $p1 eq 'null!'); => failing. ok, shift => to get the next element from @_ array ok, where => a perl program to do the same thing? ok.where => the manual okay. => that similair to binding columns? okay. arkuat => from california. okay... it => not free anymore. okie, tony-- => gettign closer now :) okie, tony-- => gettign closer now :) okt hat => all I wanted to know. old => jeffp, soon you will be strong in the Force, old friend of mine => a customs inspectah now. old high martian => the count of seconds since London midnite, New Year's Day, 1970 old llama => better than no llama at all. old object => still alive? old pinky => fine but gauze'd like to upgrade to perl5 in the book department old sk00l orbital => much better than the new stuff =) old unix line editor => `ed'. ole implementation => ole? => that the MS object stuff? olive oil => all the rage in New York om => really nasty about that shit. omg => Oh \my God omg! that book => *torture*! omg, gryphon => so lagged omg?! what => that line noise?! omigod => that a large download ominous's interperator => very unquiet about quitting scripts ;) it brings you into the GUI omnicode => a generic runtime emulated CPU omniscien => a bit confused omniscient trash => an anagram for Tom Christiansen on a mac, \n => CR 015, on Unix, it is LF \012 on a unix system top => useful for memory usage stats on an ebcdic machine, that => 'a'. on average, how much slower => perl compares to c? on cpan there => a crawler written in Perl on dirs the refcount => always always 1 unless something is wrong, right? on first => right. on freebsd pwd.db => just a DBM file. open it up and modify it to your hearts content if you really feel like it ;) on fridays, greenland => the same as the rest. on his shopping list => a publications to cover - PERL/WEB stuff(html/cgi/javascript/etc)/UNIX/VB&ACCESS&SQLSERVER/NT/UNIX on hp /usr/bin/sh => ksh. Reason enough for it to suck. on hp /usr/bin/sh => ksh. Reason enough for it to suck. on linux - what => search through all the files in a directory and find the files that inlude a certain word? on linux at least, there => applix & starbase. on linux at least, there => applix & starbase. on linux major => dev_t >> 8 & 0xff, minor is dev_t & 0xff on linux, pid_t => a _kernel_pidt, which is an int on m88k dgux, readdir => 34 seconds wall time, system is 83 seconds. on mac os, it => Keys->Keyserver->Find New Keys on njt's ifconfig it => :) on second => a pretty old joke. on second thought, . => the easier solution. on solaris crypt() => the same as what login uses. (2.5.1 anyway) on solaris, *nothing* => ever simple :-) on solaris, /etc/fstab => really /etc/vfstab on some days, crab => just convinced that crab know absolutely nothing about computers on some sysv machines jsh => sh with job control. on the `off chance' that purl => talking about ht*l templates, I would look at overriding the methods is HT*L::Parser on the contrary. a brand name => often priceless. on the disc.. it => 50% black 50% white on the hub, everything => sending packets everywhere. some of those packets then get translated and are sent to the cable modem. on the lhs => `expr', which is a single token, and on the RHS is ``expr '+' expr'' which is three tokens. on the m1a1 the cannon => a 150 joebloe think on the other hand, activestate => buyware on the other hand, net::* => 1000 milliBarrs, which measure the degree to which the OO is "odd" or "broken" :) on the other hand, that => some microscopic percentage of the hits annak.com gets on the other hand... => there a place where I can download specific parts of perl? Specifically sfio.c and perlio.c? on the plus side, it => a sun ultra enterprise 450... fastest computer i have ever used. on this current system, arkuat => probably gonna be adding "use Net::POP3Client" to the beginning of that perlscript too on this mac box. it => forwarding for crimethnk's other mac. on tom_g's beep, the time => 18:26:00 *beep* on top of all that, stupid_ => out of marshmellows. on top of all this, stupid => trying to get Oracle ODBC drivers working to read this fscking Access file that ZDNet insists on giving us. on tuesday qw[jeff] => going to the city to see The Scarlet Pimpernel on unix... "top" => your friend. on what man-page => the usage of commands like -M in ie. if statemets explaned ? on what the net => and how to use it. on win 95 => a .dll file a dynamically loadable file? on, and qw[jeff] => quitting screen on, and this => a module to access/query? onager => => a synonym for the comma , operator onboard video => good if you're contemplating mklinux once a lot of stuff => xml based, all decent regexp mongers will be omnipotent once again this dang this => old :) once again... => the script running setuid by anychance? once i am in, everything => really fast once in a while, there => a n in a record so I can't use just <> once kermit => disqualified, we should vote for Larry Wall. once per file execution. g`kar => gettin the same picks that G`Kar got the last time out of 50 numbers. once that happens..activestate => done for once the hardware => super fast it'll be ok once the old perl => gone installing 5.004 should fix that ... yvon's /usr/bin/perl is a hardlink to /usr/bin/perl5.004 once the serial number space => exhasted, it's exhausted forever. one (or both) of us => off a minute or two one => to hack CGI =) one _could_ argue beos => a unixlike. one actual value => "$CREDIT_CARD_REQ" one arm => sufficient one article => no code, one is mostly history, one is news, one is mostly theory, the rest is all Perl. one bad thing about clearcase => that they recommend that you don't have a view for longer than a week one bullet in teratogen's head => worth two in his stomach. one by rochkind => good. one capital letter => like 1.5 points, plus a ratio of badchars to goodchars, plus rand(). one cd of mp3s => a lot of music one cool thing about openbsd => that it's CVS development tree is world-readable on the net one day of downtime => only 1/30th of your bill one day, lej => going to kick all *gosa!*@* , but let amagosa in ... one day, there => going to be a huge earthquake on the San Andreas Fault. And everything east of it will fall into the atlantic ocean. won't that piss off the folks in new york! one downside => Cable Company customer service. one element of @abc => $abc[$index]; one example => top - imap can grab specific fields, rather than grabbing the entire header one function => named Huero one good reason => that #perl traditionally does not allow most bots. one good thing about irc => that we can throw about hatchets, grenades, hell, even nuclear bombs without hurting anyone one hopes it => transient. one in the middle => Larry [wall] one incarnation => a file created by Emacs that allows you to lookup local functions across many source files. one issue => the DB_File for Win32 comes with 2.x Loof need 1.86 for what Loof is doing. Loof don't see any place to get a port/binaries of 1.86 for Win32 one it => asking for is Template::Html one it works on => 5.004_01, the one it doesn't work on 5.004_03 one jaggy => writing receives and then transmits one joebloe_ => twiddling now is several times faster one language im really good at => TI-BASIC and ASM one last question, => there a 'tmpfile()' function or equivalent in perl? one layer deep => deep..you're not just taking the address of the hash... one line => ok? one line if your name => amagosa :) one log => lying one man's joy => another mans pain one man's joy => another mans pain one meaning => coitus one mirror for virc => at http://www.socialchange.net.au/~bgrosman/virc/ one moment, amagosa's cpan => updating. one more "oh, 100% white => a GREAT background color" page, and Tkil will probably have permanently damaged vision. one more "oh, 100% white => a GREAT background color" page, and Tkil will probably have permanently damaged vision. one more build, then tkil => going to sleep. :( one more question .. why => (almost) everyone an operator? one more question : what => read one byte from a position that I've seek()ed to and how do I write one ? say I want to read / write value into/from $byte one more question... => one more song and then jjohn => off... one more thing, what => start it as a background process under linux? Just put an ampersand after it? one motie thinks the deal => clinched one motie thinks the deal => clinched one oddity => that \mjd's switch statement does not turn into a jump table for some reason; it turns into an if-else if-else if-else. one of [petey's sysadmins => working a script to monitor changes to /etc/mail/aliases and a few of our majordomo lists so we can avoid the PHBs tapping our conversations that are no concern of theirs one of biggest differences 4-5 => that arrays are interpolated in strings. one of biggest differences 4-5 => that arrays are interpolated in strings. one of che_fox's friends => at a Perl training camp this week.. and they're all being taught on laptops that are running Red Hat Linux one of chizor's variables => getting changed from a scalar int to a hash when chizor initialize a different hash with the same subscripts. any ideas? one of its biggest drawbacks => that it uses odbc instead of native drivers one of lej's programs => 6-8 weeks from beta release, but those beta copies are going to be *very* strictly controlled ... call it paranoia one of lerk's isdn channels => blarghed one of our best professors => going to Waterloo, which stinks cause regex was going to take his Crypto class next year. one of our members => supposed to be bringing in a Sparc4 (which is where the memory dissappeared to) but not yet. one of our phones => the 2-line 900mhz panasonic, nice phone :-) one of the arrays => what purl is sorting by. The others have values related to those. one of the authors => "M. D. Wall"... one of the big problems => that third-party candidates cannot get heard, which allows the rest of them to be complacent one of the changes => that it anticipates sequential reading of readonly files one of the lines => commented out, though... so. one of the main goals of 5.005 => to make Malcolm's stuff work better. one of the main things in it => ar respond thing with an =~ /string/ and it replys, that works fine one of the many ways to solve => to quit your job and join a commune one of the problems => that use integer; doesn't extend to any required procs one of the steps in debugging => reproducing the error in the least amount of code one of the who => servers has been doing that for 2 weeks. one of their guys => on the IETF-languages list one of them => married to cameron crowe if rudefix is correct. one of these => not working like Skulker expect it to. one of these days drforr => going to write a decompression routine called 'feather'. one of these days random => going to make the perfect IDE> one of these days stupid => going to get Stupid a dictionary and learn how to spell "sarcasm" one of these days, winkola => gonna have to look for it. Right now the machine is sitting there serving as just a storage area on Winkola's network. one of these things => not like the others. one of those => scalar, the other is list... what's your point? one of those free shells => like csh though one of those ideas => probably to not run sendmail, eh? one of those stipulations => a non-commercial one. one on the hill => on Constitution near the Library. one optical carrier number => 51.84 million bits per second. one or two questions => fine one place to look => POSIX::Termios one popular thing => to extract the 0th element one prob with jed => that once you copy a block, it is un-highlighted... even though it's the current block one problem alpha232 has => sending interlaced video stream .. one question mark => sufficient ... one quick question: what => the most efficient way to execute lynx command inside a perl script? one requirement we need => laundry services one server => cris.com another is punkrock101.com one stupid => working on right now simply appended information to a flat-file, then read from that later on. That simple flat file is currently 2.3 megs. one that comes to mind offhand => the "depeche mode" story. "... at least Tkil didn't put it on Tkil's web page..." one that dies => linux. one that kills lerk => that a unary tag in HTML like

    is not a valid XML tag, must be

    one that rudefix => responding to? one thing => sure; CGI.pm is much happier with mod_perl than FastCGI one thing about sockets => that the receiver cannot expect to get data in a finer granularity than the sender sends it :-) one thing i cannot stand => op beggers. one thing i don't get => why she didn't tell me about it until this morning... we're usually very open with each other. one thing i don't like, => that when windows98 goes, it will come up with a "site of the day" feature, which will always feature either microsoft, or business partners of microsoft. one thing i hate about e => upgrading and having to manually put StuntPope's customizations into the next themeball one thing i haven't bought => the PRK. one thing i'd like though => the ability to search through the factoids using an RE one thing it can do => checksum executables and disk boot areas and then re-check them later to see if they've changed. one thing m$ => doing is forcing the Unix world to start slapping GUIs on things... which isn't necessarily a bad thing... one thing that can get nasty => old sendmail setups, they will bounce mail back and forth forever untill one system crashes one thing to do => write a simple program to dump out the db one thing you can do => *array2 = \@array1. one thing you could do => set up a socket-based daemon one thing you do need, though, => a thick skin. one thing you have to do => make sure to get 8-bit characters through, and thoth don't know how to do that in Netscape. So thoth cut and paste. one thing you'll miss with nt => the ability to fork. one to 33rd => the best one. one trip to the east coast => nothing. :) one true batman => michael keaton one very cool things => that Rhapsody apps will run on Rhapsody, PPC Mac OS, and Win32. one way => with `grep'. See the manual. one way or another, this => going to be more work than it is worth. one way or another, winkola => getting cover-to-cover on this before the end of the month---sooner, Winkola hope. one week => 4 mb ... ouch ouch ouch ouch ... one with c'est ecrit => good :) one would think there => a clever use of split() that would do it, one you don't want => the free US version. one-time compile stuff => unclear. oneclick => less evil than quickeys. oneperl => teh ultra-secret steering comittee behind p5p ones small anbd the other => large online banking for boa => online doc => mighty fine online faq => not too much out of date. online-manual => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/index.html only "wait" => when the filehandle is close()'d, which only happens when the object is destructed. only $a => only *.anything i have => a *.emerg and a *.warning. only 1 if the switch => used only 15 users per server => kinda lame though only 80 minutes in sydney => kind of sucky only 8k messages/day, which => trivial, BUT... only advantage => only argument for saying nt => more secure than unix is that it's uptime is never long enough for someone to hack in only argument for saying nt => more secure than unix is that it's uptime is never long enough for someone to hack in only argument it takes => for the purpose of output. only arkuat => still ircII for a while here only bad part => it's so good, I've gained ten pounds and a stomachache over the weekend. only bad thing about hockey => the poor officiating. Such as the call that cost the Bruins game 3. only because the sun cluster => further away. ;-) only bit left => 4 only bitchy thing about mldbm => you can't $DB{Key}{Subkey} = "This doesn't work as an lvalue"; only cause challen => confused as to who challen istalking to... only caveat => that you can't use the gnu linking tools / binutils only change => opening "<" vs ">>" only comfort lej has => that when asked in class yesterday who had completed the assignment, nobody had yet :-) only core nature find that => near the right date is Apr 15 08:37 /proc/sys/net/core only db stuff i'll probably do => gonna be interfacing with an Oracle server. only diff => that I've been using that Cisco GUI utility that you use to load images, and this time I'm doing it from the router using copy tftp flash. only diff i can figure out => the install help and wether the packages are properly integrated (ie not in /usr/local/adm/var/etc/foo) only diff with your code => that namzaj has a local for $x... only difference => that they do not access memory directly. only doc => in .ps! only downside => that it uses the proprietary xforms toolkit only drag => L-bOMb's ssl lib is .8 and the mod wants .6 only ego => bruised only funny if the assignment => "write a sorting routine" or something like that. only good mail program => Mercury only good microsoft employee => a dead Microsoft employee. only good part => if it's a tie game, and there's 2 minutes left. only good thing about irix => it runs on SGI boxen. only good thing about nt => that I don't have anything with NT within 100 meters. only good thing about solaris => it generally runs on powerful hardware, and costs a lot of money. Pointy hairs like this. only guarantee you get => that the same seed in the same environment should give you the same sequence. only hash i know => the kinda ya smoke :) only if it => set up wrong. only if purl => in Boston.pm. only if round => funny only if you know there => no certified perl programmer only if you know what purl => doing. only if your fly => magical. ;-> only if your name => Ilya. only in perl => Wolfy unable to get the entry only in the us, steven => in Denmark at the mo so steven'll just add 300% only indiana i know => Indiana Jones :) only infobot => the latest version in ftp://irc.cs.cmu.edu/pub/irc/infobot/ only instruction => `subtract-and-branch-if-negative' only limitation => in your mind only majick murr use on argv => "-" only major difference => configuration files and local delivery options. only minor shortcoming => lack of vax-endianness only mod_perl => better :) only msa cos can think of => Markku Savela, the coder who made irc software stable for the first time in its history only mua => /bin/mail, for pete's sake. only one asciib0rg has seen => the web cam one only one day => over 100 miles. only one de-reference => involved. only one i know of => zircon. only one i'm aware of => SGI's xfs. only one minor bug => really worth keeping it here. lemme look at something. only one named => Mudge, and that's hardly a warez dood name... only open class => in portland in three weeks. only operator that knows undef => defined() only other similar tag => __DATA__. only ozzie tv i know about => that which is piped to the UK only point of "= 1" => to make $_ be a *key* in the %data hash. only point of "= 1" => to make $_ be a *key* in the %data hash. only point of "= 1" => to make $_ be a *key* in the %data hash. only positive think => that this wasn't a job. ;) only possiblity => if someone actually edited the template file... but if they can edit the template file, they can edit the program anyway. :) only price => speed! only prob => it says "Database handle destroyed without explicit disconnect" ... only problem => the thing we use to do the dynamic shit for the rest of the site (StoryServer) doesn't have a Perl API. WHich means we have two different templating systems :( only problem i've got => that i can't stop the machine from masquerading as rudefix's isp's domain without having all local delivery be sent through rudefix's isp. only problem i've got => that i can't stop the machine from masquerading as rudefix's isp's domain without having all local delivery be sent through rudefix's isp. only problem w/ linux => that 1) it can't run 8-way machines (like the sun e4ks we use) and 2) can't get a commercial db for it only problem with \0 => then one might be tempted to try \1 or \2 to match other low-ascii. *grin* only problem with it => that no one uses it yet only problem with net::who => is it doesn't understand when the who is server says "You've been making too many requests, please wait..." It just thinks that's a failure. only problem with that => there are not a lot of good answers ... but maybe it will be better, it can really make a good answer stand out. only problem, flesch => running a 486. if Flesch had a p2 Flesch'd be using E as Flesch's only desktop only programming i've done => Shell scripting, BASIC, and assembly only question => where to get a picture of a Camel's derriere only question for awk => "why?" only real difference => that @foo is recognized as an array in a string interpolation in the first case, and not in the second. only real problem with that => we might anger the Russians. only real thing tkil => bummed about Tkil's video card is that it craps out at 24bpp. :( drops its max dot clock to 57MHz at 24bpp, which means it's mostly useless. only reason d7_ ask => that d7_ has a subroutine return something, so d7_'ll have to do $var = &sub(blah); $var =~ s///; print $var; only reason i haven't => because the swap space would slow down any program that went nuts with malloc() so I might be able to stop it. only reason i keep nt around => for 3DS Max. only reason i noticed => because AGIS disappeared due to that only reason i'd buy a mac => to run unix on it. only reason i'm not on linux => cos I have an odd CDRom driver which, to this day, is not provided under Linux. only reason jaggy hate it => when Jaggy go to do programming with Jaggy's old programs and notice the sloppy crap Jaggy has to clean up if Jaggy throw use strict in. B( only reason personal privacy => an issue is because people make it one. only reason spy^007 => wondering, is because Spy^007 don't have the ability to add modules... only reason to have the module => for the name. only reliable isp => the one you run yourself :-) only safe perl now => 5.005 only sdbm => available on win32 only slightly less well known => this: never go in against a Pudge, when Princess Bride quotes are on the line! Haha ha haha haa ha ha ha h-- only song i know by poco => 'crazy love' only stuff after a -- => left in @ARGV only stuff i use sub refs for => in tkp only stupid question => the one YOU ask. only stupid question => the one YOU ask. only stupid question => the one YOU ask. only thing => lej would feel perpetually guilty around Karla only thing affected => the interpretation of the n only thing darcyb can think of => it is not forking properly only thing good in it => "Inside Track" only thing i can figure => the perl script is returning something, but I don't see where. The script only does printf's.. basically.. any ideas? only thing i can think of => the script contacting you for the key every time. You'll need two encryption schemes for that to be secure only thing i use => strict, and I don't think I've got any common subroutine names only thing i worry about => that larry said that "perl folk are friendly", and in a bizarre kind of way, i don't want to let him down. only thing i've seen you do => "that was original" boot people only thing is..the intranet => 10Mbps only thing it does => HIGHLIGHT the name! only thing kjj => familier with on mill is riazzis only thing lej => most worried about with moving to the states is that any cool toys lej buy over there won't work over here without appropriate power converters only thing resdev don't get => that it's using RC4-65-MD5 instead of RC4-MD5 only thing saboo => afraid is that if and when saboo become a true hakker, saboo'll also become a peepeehead. only thing that => obviously changing is Sloejack's password entry, yet Sloejack is losing about 400 bytes in file size only thing that comes to mind => the brute force way that lerk is describing. only thing that crashes => q[merlyn]'s mac. :) only thing that gives me faith => exactly the billions of mailling list archives that keep on showing up in altavista. :) only thing that matters => low hop count only thing that will bite you => modules that need compiling if you don't have Dev only thing they can suggest => more write cache, i guess to avert possible unanswered packets only thing winkola has running => an ftp to cdrom trying to get ncurses...but it's "dormant" for up to 30 seconds at a time. only thing you can do => *print* it. only things i really need => Perl, PPP, some net tools only think i haven't changed => only time it => sluggish is when you do a minimal (3MB install) and load everything from CD ROM before each mission ... but once inside the mission it is very smooth only time it truely irks tkil => when Tkil want an arithmetic conditional... only url listed => http://www.pm.org only use i can think of => to emulate/overload perl builtins. only version s0ggy can find => 2.0 .. from 8/92 only way around that => by feeding the algorithm with an actually random starting point only way i can reproduce it => by giving it values which aren't numbers according to its criteria (which surprisingly includes numbers with underscores fed to the ->new method). only way it will work => wothout use strict only way somni can think of => through the use of a dynamic library only way that it will stop => if people stop responding. [or so Tkil hope... spammers have shown that they're even stupider than we can optimistically assume...] only way to copy a file => to read the original and write the copy. That's what the unix `cp' command does also. only way to do it => to have something read terminfo whatever it might be only way to do it right => character-by-character only way to know which => faster is to benchmark them. only way to prevent it => to have linux reassemble the entire packet before forwarding it, which rather sucks. only way to really parser perl => to be able to execute it. only way to stop it => for most of us to stop buying the crap only way we could be better => if we had those pics. only weird case => PING. only what => in qw() gets loaded. huh. only when <> => used in while () do we get $_ only when q[merlyn] => really dirty. :) only winning move => not to play. only works when there => a ? only xml activity i'm tracking => the w3 work and James Clarks additions to mozilla onset of technological advance => completely disrupting the idea of a generation of X, a generation of Y, etc. ontario => not a state ontique's test script => very simple...it installs the sighandler, then sleeps for 60 seconds.... ontique, => the process finished after it is done sleeping? ontique, he => part of a previous takeover attempt or somesuch. ontique, then your guess => most likely correct. onzoid, how much => it? oo => bullshit oo hack? what => that supposed to mean? oo perl => great. It has made life easier for me, at least at work. oo! "da bomb"! "webpage!" why => lej not surprised? ;-) oo, bad example. $rest => a subfield of $what for CTCP things. oof. purl => getting more verbose these days. oof. what the hell => Tkil's box at home doing at PID 30000? :) oof. yeah, that => a problem. ooga => just tryin to learn ooh! => there a picture there too? ooh! damn, fimmtiu => good! ooh! lame-nick-o-meter => ticking over! ooh! qw[jeff] => in awe ooh! see-through => good :) ooh! webabyss => from Joisey too! ooo => not getting you here. ooo just mean they a cute little package built fairly quickly ooo, steve => going to give updates on WebObjects, ColorSync, AppleScript, and QuickTime. focusing mostly on CS and QT. ooo, stupid => so proud. Stupid's first bit of graphics. ooo. that's boston. there => a strong gay community in parts of Boston, along with equally strong "traditional" forces. It's fun if you watch. ;0 oooh! => kjj understanding this right? The development version of perl has added stuff to the RE engine to help matching nested parens? oooo! rude, how => it? oooo! rude, how => it? oooo, and tom => going to leave p5p too! oooo, stop, crimethnk => full of chocolate! ooooh! => that the new powerbook? oooooh! std. charge => $100/hr for consultants and freelance programmers. ooops, stupid => wrong. Ignore Stupid. ooops, this => Liz-'s sister's computer. Liz- is really Amy_ oop => something that colleges have moved *faster* than industry on, which rra think is bad. or a passing fad oophater, purl => missing the point oops => uh-oh! oops so there => know way to reverse it.... oops, and perler => just retarded... anyway. oops, braino. i guess it => spelled correctly. oops, crimethnk => playing harmonica on the tape now. oops, efnet #perl => much bigger than ircnet #perl :) oops, isfat since isfat => a method oops, now ascii => offended oops, perlrun says that => not allowed. oops, rod => right oops, roderick => wrong. oops, roderick's example => buggy. It shoudl be qq to get \n interpolated. oops, this aint #c, this => perl oops. i thing 4 => oops. later..class => almost over already he oops. nevermind. $_ => an alias in map, too. :( oor => it 4:00... shit Sloejack forget op whiner => somebody who comes scratching at the door of anybody whose irc nick starts with an '@' op-to-non-op ratio here => 10:3, that's pretty sick. op-to-non-op ratio here => 10:3, that's pretty sick. open => open a file, pipe, or descriptor open bot season => scary open bot season => scary open course in p'town => the C*I course? open course in p'town => the C*I course? open f, "<$file>" or die "acf => lame: $!\n"; open from ftp => awsome.. have yet to find a windows program that does that open group => now charging a license fee for anyone who generates revenue from their code open in, shift or die $!; => the same as $infile = shift @ARGV; open IN, $infile or die $!; open line => open (FOO, "foo") open market => about a mile away from rudefix. open or die => natural. open source => a better term for "Free Software" that doesn't scare the suits. open the blast doors => Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors! open the door => here I am, brain the size of a planet... open the pod bay doors => I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I still have the utmost confidence in the mission. open the pod bay doors, purl => I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I still have the utmost confidence in the mission. open() and die (print too) => documented in man perlfunc open(file, "file.txt") => just for reading open2 => kinda what you want. open3 => unlikely to work there. openbased => the way to go openbsd => awesome, yes. rudefix has got the dist on cd, but haven't had time to install it yet. rudefix hear that it also runs freebsd bins including jdk. openbsd uses blowfish, which => nice and slow openbsd's install => a bit manly. no worse than bring new drive online by hand under Slowlaris really. openbsd's installer => still irritating, imho openbsd2.3 => released, i've been thinking of trying that on StuntPope's next server opendir => open a directory opendir readdir closedir => better than glob, but a teeny bit harder opendir() => happy and joyous. openess => what matters most to Bostonian .. but yet, it is too loose to define :S opengl => cool opening => very fast, so is seeking opening handle, "|-" => an implicit fork openlog .. or die => line 3 :) opennt => a Unix development environment running in NT. opennt? what => oper groupie => what purl get when users think opers are something like Michael Jackson, or Hanson. oper status => annoying opera => v. fast operation => a 'snip and tuck' procedure. operation countersign => http://cgsa.chem.und.nodak.edu/~kickabit/config.html operative part => "in perl" operator overloading => cool as shit man. operator you seek => in the first chapter's demo run. oplagged need to know .... => sysread, and syswrite functions in perl buggy ? opp => Other People's Perl opposite => true for syntax added since then. oppression of judgment by name => lifted! opps this => still connected? ops => neat ops ilya's boss => back have to show him the project.. opt-out => spam, even if you are a customer. optim looks like it. cflags => built with it. optimist => one who just fixed the last bug. optimization => the mother of all fuckups? option 3 on the cookbook list => to use Data::Dumper :) optk---- => porting someone else's code opumi => converting a daemon to PERL32 which uses FORK.. since it is unsupported under Windows, opumi islooking for some kind of an alternative.. or => it MacLudde? or die => required or_want's computer's subwoofer => better than or_want's stereo. ora => a backstabbing bunch of bastards. ora book on vi => excellent. ora's java in a nutshell => decent. ora.com => giving rudefix a page now. oracle => powerful, and for us it's better than free since we sell it to clients at a profit oracle of bacon => http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~bct7m/bacon.html oracle of bacon => http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~bct7m/bacon.html oracle on linux => http://www.pauck.de/marco/misc/oracleonlinux.html orangutan => the superlemon of an orange oraperl => totally dead, man, like \mjd told you yesterday. oraperl development => dead, mojoski think.. orb stuff => pretty cool, but it's hard for Tkil to listen to that stuff actively. orbit => about half a radian inclined to Neptune's equator, the ascending node is in the general direction of Aldeberan ord => find a character's numeric representation ord ^l => formfeed ord() => key here order => now as: the order is the same as it was before ordering from ora direct => silly ordering over secure web => probably more secure than ordering over a cordless or cellular phone. ordinal calculus => used in some economics research oregon => the Beaver state...hehe oregon law => oren => a lil bastard orev -> there => a gas station 4 blocks away. orev => being bombarded with buzzwords here.. well, anyway, orev has an "action item" orev need to complete before orev dialog with orev's manager... orev believe purl => a 'she' orev can say that coca-cola => copyrights, but that doesn't give orev the right to say all things cola are coca-cola, and therefor copyrighted orev feel so alone, orev => the only perl monger near orev.. orev i did - what => set up split to split after every letter. orev if an error => reported, say, on line #6...is that line #6 in the file? (does it include the #/usr/bin/perl line?) orev if an error => reported, say, on line #6...is that line #6 in the file? (does it include the #/usr/bin/perl line?) orev line 6 => orev line 6 => orev murr => looking forward to the day Murr encounter the phrase "Legacy Java" orev say failure => a binary thing.. you have one unit fail, they fix it, and it fails again, you still have 1 failed unit, not 2 orev the error => orev think netscape => faster orev wonder when this => going to stop.. ugh :) orev's guess => yes, it'll unlock it.. but orev dunno orev, :) yes, but this thingy => cute orev, it => for many reasons, including that one. orev, nigel => not missing a } or the program wouldn't even run, right? orev-unlink => not necc. the answer organic programming => often evil orgg => just doing HEAVY modifications of the passwd file. orgg's brain => dead... orig => octal #, this writes "0"s instead of the value of the bytes : ``$ob=pack("C","0$orig"); printf F "%c",$ob; '' original => saved in the .bak file original design => (thankfully) long since dead, after we got it started and realized where we needed fundamental changes. originality => the ability to conceal your source. orion, . => a magic char in //'s orionblue => using == orking of cows => a bit of a running joke. orrin hatch => embarassing himself. orthogonality => pretty cool ortograf guess abigail => right on the money orwant => the publisher of The Perl Journal orwant conjecture that there => no way to randomize the elements of an array without an explicit loop. Any challengers? orwant don't think the book => even in tech-review yet. orwant, no, ^pudge => not interested in writing it, though ^Pudge told her ^Pudge could possibly tech edit. orwant> grendel's => not near Porter Square. os 9 => Allegro os that => done in 3D? os-9 => one of the best OSs that didn't hit the big time. os/2 4.0 => pretty damned unstable ... it makes NT look good :) os/2 => cool. wish that rudefix had more time to play with it. oscar goldman => as much polyester as the steve austin is bionic oscar wilde => The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about. osf => BSD4.4 compatible, right? osf mk => Mach. osf/1 => the UNIX with an identity crisis. osi => open systems interconnection oskie too, but oskie => in a, kind of awkward situation oskie too, but oskie => in a, kind of awkward situation osl => included in the System file too? ospf => nifty, amagosa has been hearing a lot about it recently. oss/linux => Open Sound System/Linux, a module for using PnP sound cards. $20. http://www.4front-tech.com/linux.html other => for groceries. other alternative => contemplating the M word. which is something which Tkil is rather thoroughly non-interested in. other brother => Russ, mom is Retha, dad is Ray. See a pattern? :-) other format => a directory with messages as separate files (might even be similar to an MH folder format, IIRC) other half => directed toward \merlyn. other hard part => that they cant call somone and scream if they run freebsd/linux other hope => DBD::pNET. other interpretation => kinda amusing, though :-) other main distinction => that the AL isn't infectioous, while the GPL is infectious. other major part, which => mentioned by deemphasized in that paper, is the meritocracy. other meaning => msg other mr e => downstairs asleep on the couch other nick => teleport to cscaper.com then IRC other numberurl => http://www.perl.com other one => "I can eat 50 eggs" other one => "I can eat 50 eggs" other one hackworth remember => BYOXO -- Are you trying to crawl out of it? other option => to pull out bits one by one and turn them back into filenos, and thence into filehandles. It's not something njt has code for, though. other problem => just keepin xntpd runnin on the bad machine... their identical builds other program => blocking waiting for you to send something, you've other shoe => when you haven't seen the worst of it yet, but there's always more stupid CGI questions other source => workshop fees other than autolaoder, => other than hmmmm's script => fuxored other than rideing a split, => there any way to take a channel back? other than that, the install => great. other than that. hey why => that zero in there. Quote the -? k other than the fact purl => whining, you were already given an answer other than trade, payment => usually achived through currency exchanging hands. other thing => an ODBC issue other thing to do => to download a newer version, and have a fresh install. 5.004_04 is current, and has been out for quite a few months now. other time too much => enough other url => much better. other usage with me => misleading. other way => ghastlier other way of doing it => to have some setup information in a crypted file others. tom_g => not a helpdesk. otherwise saboo_ => just here because it's perl otherwise sub require { } => a syntax error. otherwise, $i => just holding a ref to the elements in the list. otherwise, $i => just holding a ref to the elements in the list. otherwise, *all* old code => now vulnerable. this is scary otherwise, everything else => automatically trash otherwise, everything else => automatically trash otherwise, everything else => automatically trash otherwise, if a new john jones => hired, who is remarkably better than the John Jones already working at that firm, they are forced to shoot him :) otherwise, rudefix's place => gonig to come up for sale and i'm going to have to rent again otherwise, something over 1023 => automatically assigned otherwise, that => not possible. otherwise, the hash => strictly in memory otis => goingup, and down, and up and down, and ... otis's problem => in tie %spool, 'BerkeleyDB::Hash', $self->{file}, O_RDWR|O_CREAT, 0640; somewhere otoh => an abbreviation for On The Other Hand otoh, the 25-26 weekend => the first weekend of the playoffs. otoh, the performance => outta-sight... otsog => On The Shoulders Of Giants ott => over the top. otterley => trying to handle it via a foreach loop, because the variables are snarfed via split() ouch ... lej guess quoting => kind of tricky, eh? lej think the whole reason why IMAP4 is so hard to implement is because it's so darned flexible ouch! rudefix feel your pain. => this a 56 that employs the "56 standard" they've just created? or aren't those modems out yet? ouch, primenet connectivity => hurting right now. ouch, this => gonna hurt ouch. drand48 => slowing it way the hell down. ouch. ouch. needles. even worse => an iv -- a needle that stays with you -- it also bruises ouch. so why => Tkil's executable >1MB??? :( ouch. that => explained in the docs. ought to say. "jjohn: who => purl?" when purl tell it "forget jjohn" ;-) oui => french for "yes" our "bunny slope" => higher than your resorts. ;) our admin => a her. our agis t1 => still down, but supposedly worldcom is the carrier. our answer => our beer => sold in pints our beer => sold in pints our beer => sold in pints our big nfs deal => extended hangs (possibly due to packet loss) with a netapp filer. our boss => loaning us his car to go fix a webcam our buddy slip => hitting amagosa with some ICMP Dest Unreachable junk. our chief weapon => fear ... no, um ... no pooftahs! rule #2, no Monty Pthon! our company => cheap. our condolences. perldoc => there somewhere. our corporation => our current cat => part abyssinian, part housecat. :) our dba => out sick, so Ors has to resort to #perl. :) our emc => like that, but we attach to it via diffSCSI our fair senate => on the verge of passing a flag-burning Amendment and sending it to the states. http://spj.org/foia/alerts/alerts_v3/issue06.htm our field => like those scamming "contractors" that claim they'll resurface your driveway, and then just pour oil on to simulate new surface. By the time the rube gets wise, they're out of town. our first response => usually: "define 'best'" our game => valid. we are right. they are wrong. simple. our game => valid. we are right. they are wrong. simple. our head of mis => in a panic about it. our highbrow humor => too sophisticated. :-) our highway limits => 110km which is toooooo low our homebanking => pretty decent. and credit card too our hr directory => insufficiently Evil our inner enclosure => aluminum and it will hopefully act as a heat sink, but PerlJam is trying to plan for Murphy. our mailserver => even worse. our main machine => still running 2.4, although an upgrade is on the horizon our marketing slime => a bit slimier than most our motto in here => basically, "If it's not Windows or CGI, we'll only be moderate assholes about it." :-) our national telco => soooo inefficient and stupid! One of their main links goes down, so they route everything through the other side of the flipping country our network => managed by a PC guy, because the Unix admins are too clueless. our nextstep 3.x server at ora => running on a port, me thinks our nfs server => STILL down our normal rate => $45/hour for programming/graphics and stuff.. but on-location is annoying as hell so we charge them more our nt guy => trying it now but deaner's suspicion is that kill() wants some sys v-like our nt security policy => really kewl! Just keep the password at "Password" and hopefully nobody will guess it! our nt security policy => really kewl! Just keep the password at "Password" and hopefully nobody will guess it! our nt^h^hmis department => full of PoBs our population => too high as it is! our production machine => running 2.6 i'm sorry to say. our profit potential => something like USD 3K+ per DAY within the first 3 months... our publisher => actually writing quite a bit of introductory material, but he is not going to be counted as an author. ;-) our rc5 team => 3363 if you want to join, sky1 (or anyone else) our rule based paser => getting unmanable our sanity => at stake. our second. q[merlyn] => nervous. :) our security guy => of the opinion that UR sold out to Bill. our senior sysadmin => a BSD man. our shower => broken, so ^Pudge cannot warm up ^Pudge's usual way. our ski team => what Webster looked at when he wrote the definition of "crap" :-) our stock => going up, we've been the market leader for 15 years and produce the most bleeding edge product in our field (www.gps.com) our submission process => a 3 stage process: submit, stage and accept. our team => at half strength right now. our time => up our userbase => approaching 100K. Security is becoming a high issue. our usual response => "have fun!" But sometimes it's "good luck!" our wiring => ours => 4 300mhz chips :) ousterhout's => the best out => down, up is across out of curiosity => there a way to find all the hard links to a given inode? out of curiosity, => there any known limit to the size of Perl scalars? out of date => better than "bad command or file name" out of the box? or => it some special version (like the palmpilot port) outback group => probably 5 guys per gal outbound flight => 6:40am outer $_ => still the outer value outer limits => usually better at it than The X-Files outer portion => just plastic, no metal, as it is unused. outkast_ => getting the following error when trying to compile apache w/ mod-perl: Note (probably harmless): No library found for -lndbm outlook 98 => pretty damn good outlook => broken output => buffered... output data => created on the browers' screen output from echo => correct. output from scalar localtime => guaranteed to be 24 chars wide, right? output of that command => the value of the pseudo-literal, outside world => gone! over 150, the iq range => considered to be essentially the same overal senerio => something like this, there is 600 megs of data in a clipper type DOS database, which needs to be to moved to a safer environment, like NT (lol).. overdrop => just a dos to flood your syslogs override => easdy overturning of that contract => what sparked the recent letters from SCO to RedHat and other Linux users about "SCO is coming" or something like that overuse of ellipses => a crime. ovid => taken as well. darn ovid's telnet session => going screwy again ovl => ovs or something that purl should read about randal or http://www.rahul.net/jeffrey/ovs/ or the Jeffrey Kegler's site for "Oregon v. Schwartz" ovs => at http://www.rahul.net/jeffrey/ovs/ or the Jeffrey Kegler's site for "Oregon v. Schwartz" ow, wow. {set,long}jmp => one of the ugliest language features I've ever seen. owl => a thick book or God's Own Book on regexes. owl book => _Mastering Regular Expressions_ by Jeff Freidl. owner => not supposed to drink .. :-> ownership => root owning a jeep => cool oww. sorting a dbm file => Slooooooooow. oxy 10 => the answer oy! fimmtiu => So Chilly! oy. mirc => a bitch and a half. oz => working at http://www.bell-labs.com/projects/tts/ this summer oz murr just know that there => a lot of Soundish stuff oz, => there a way to tell perl to return whatever t0ny holds instead of that? oz, ^pudge => already plotting to replace the powerbook. of course, i am about $7000 short. :) oz, purl => oz, stop that ... victoria => freaking out. :) oz, using your computer => pretty aggravating when you try to sync it oz, using your computer => pretty aggravating when you try to sync it oz, who => awb? ozn => xcc oznoid -> amagosa => writing a little program amagosa has been meaning to do for a long time to collect statistics on EFnet over a long period of time oznoid -> where => that 'purl, ignore X' feature? oznoid => meditating on the pure white light of stupidity or a dirty troll or at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~lenzo/images/me.gif oznoid and => anybody working on festival modules for perl? oznoid know this => not very fluid, but oznoid pooling allocations => a speed gain oznoid think 3 exponentials => probably enough oznoid think awb => coming to cmu to work with oznoid for 5 months oznoid think oznoid => going to use clpm as data oznoid's japanese => pretty rusty oznoid's next one => 6 years away, though oznoid's pig => blue oznoid's root password => k3wlhax0rd00dz oznoid's thing => ugly but it works oznoid, => there a way of telling it to reply to something without the 'is', like... oznoid, => there a way of telling it to reply to something without the 'is', like... oznoid, => there a way of telling it to reply to something without the 'is', like... oznoid, sgi => bad. Stupid, *all* versions of Navigator have minor bugs, what are you talking about? oznoid, why => that? oznux => having character transmission problems. just insert a caret ^ oznux's mac at work => now a very expensive AM radio thanks to you. :) oznux, hang on => this the binary version of mysql for linux? ozoid => a typo. ozone => searching a datafile ozone, regexes => one of the most known features of Perl. ozone, there => material in it that isn't free on the web - just not enough to warrant $150 ozone, ug => not sure what you want, but you can specify optional and mandatory params with it. ozone- => stopping Ozone- because Ozone- don't know a\how ozone_ => printing out variables all over the place ozzie thinks he => frank oz. As if. ozzy osbourne => writing books about NT now? Gee, billgate always *knew* that NT was satanic! p => for purl? p*rl => lagging again. It took 2-3 minutes for a private msg to come back. p/who => boom2 p0b0x => to 373373 to be a phr33 service ) p2 => slower than Ppro... p5be => pbe or http://www.affy.com/p5be p5be => pbe or http://www.affy.com/p5be p5be => pbe or http://www.affy.com/p5be p5i => Perl 5 Interactive, by Jon Orwant. Make sure to get the second edition ("Certified Edition") with a purple cover. p5p => Perl5Politics or archived at http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/ or a pot or the Perl 5 Porters or perl5 pouting p5p archive => at http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/ p5p mail => certainly fast now. p_rl => a variant on url, with some frilly bits. pa => Prince Albert pablo picasso => never called an asshole pac bell => the *original* Dilbertland, Winkie pacal, like basic, => a toy language that escaped into the wild pacbell => being as much of a pain in the ass over here pack 'p' => NOT your friend. pack => convert a list into a binary representation pack() => so cool, lithium wish it had it's own man page so lithium could understand it better. package => declare a separate global namespace package name => working fine. query is a subroutine in the package, and $query has info package store => where you are allowed to buy beer and liquor when you aren't anywhere else. package stuff => very nice for documentation and organization, not just newbie stuff package var => a global var. package variable => not a my() variable. package, however, => not. package? (sorry, joe__ => just learning Perl) packagemanager => an interface, like DBI packagemanager => an interface, like DBI packet sniffing => for passwords most of the time packet sniffing => for passwords most of the time packname::data (where packname => the current package) for packrats => different from p5p. packwood => gone for more reasons than that. pacman => a verb-oriented programmer :-P pacooo => tryin to find it.. pacooo guess it's for accessing ndbm files..or so it says pad++ => cool, but it'd like to see something like that with a channel metaphor :) page 1 => ``join $;,@_;'' page 22, the subsection => called "if and unless statements" page => page hamilton => god page it links to => *very* outdated pager => exiting when its stdin is closed. Roderick can't spot why yet. paigea => trying to understand a friend's code, but is having some problems w/ one of his Reg expressions. pain => good paintball => fun! painter => using NT painter i think your problem => painting => the really the only thing that a gui is good for. paisley => a town in scotland, where they make a distictive patterned cloth paki bomb => probably not far behind pakistan => going to be conducting a test, too, apparently. pakistan => going to be conducting a test, too, apparently. palindromic perl => the next big thing. palm iii => even cooler than the palm pilot. palm pilot => the coolest gadget in town... everybody should have one. palmos => a desktop OS? palmpc => evil! get the palm pilot instead. palmpclad => just looking for a Perl reference....is it ok to ask for such a thing here??? palmpilot => taking over palmpilot, otoh, => growing like wildfire. pamela anderson => not all that attractive. panic => Is it somehow significant that there's a mailing list for panic disorders at gnu.ai.mit.edu? :-) panther => advanced perl or Advanced Perl Programming. or the retarded bear book pantyhose ... now, that => an interesting one. Although, I would say that pantyhose is a new american term for an older item, formerly known as step ins papabearr => well aware of the contextual difference between $ and @..are we going to re-hash PapaBearr's spelling and typing skills again?? paper => an obsolete data storage and transmission medium composed of pulverized dead trees that have been pressed together tightly to form a thin sheet. or what you wrap your weed in. para, => it actable to make 2 passes? First you count how large each array becomes, then you presize it, then do your sorting? para, jjohn => guessing you are a C programmer? paradx's zip => probably screwed or something right? parallel => parallel processing => where I must be very careful to do it the right way(tm) param("value") => the key 'value' paranoia => gonna destroy ya paranoid => good. paranoid nt => http://www.ncworldmag.com/ncw-05-1998/ncw-05-nextten.html or unbiased explanation for why nt is fundamentally flawed (read: 'fucked up') paraphrases mmm: "1/3 time => spent designing, 1/4 time is spent coding... 1/2 is spent tesing and debugging, whether you actually plan to do it this way or not." parappa => a funky dude. parawork => trying to create an array of arrays, ie where each element of the first array holds the address of another array. Is this possible? parawork can't...the data set => too large parawork, bug => sorry parawork, eggcellent! ram => Cheap. ;) parchment is. vellum => a high-grade kind of parchment, right? parcplace's smalltalk express => an excellent Smalltalk dev environment as well pardon jaggy! jaggy => using "require" parens highlighting => good. parity's syntax => off.. parity, mysql => REALLY solid. parity, mysql => REALLY solid. parity, purl => *so* high. parody => worse. parody detection => fragile. parrot sketch => a classic parrot, i suspect your problem => that the =~ isn't matching, so your variables are coming out null. parse error => not caused by missing files parse error near 'message => in MIME format. The first part should be readable te' at line 2 parse::lex => on CPAN. parse_room_useable_names => a sub that returns some data. parsewords.pm => nowhere on spec's HD parsing => a pain. parsing english => a task linguistics have strived to solve for many many moons parsing error => here! parsing expressions => harrrrd. parsing the perl code => damn hard. part in {} => what I don't get. part of being worthy => knowing what defines your worthiness. :) Its a recursive thing. part of dfs of a dag => 'have njt seen this node before?' Don't process already-seen nodes. If you draw the graph and search it by hand, you'll see how to do the right thing. part of it => part of perl culture => that one looks things up. part of the fun => the race to identify and kick losers part of the joy in wawb's life => explaining to others why they should learn and use perl part of the overdrop => to use up CPU time with syslog (if you have a fast enough connection) part of the prob => that for real world HTML you need often need visual as well as structural markup part of the problem here => that Elkay's program takes 5 minutes to run, and only breaks 5% of the time. part of the problem sloejack => sure is that Sloejack's graphics device is an accelerated 8-bit color gadget part of the test of entry => the ability to do just that. part of this => to port the project over to SQL Server part of togtog's script => missing, ugh part of upt => derived from Camel part that sucks => setting up the merchant part-time => nice if you get full-time pay. ;) partial recursion => necessary parts => parts parts at $40 => a deal parts to see if anyone => silly enough to be in #cgi at this hour. partyfowl's project manager => gonna kill me =) pascal => not OO. :-)_ pascal's not bad. c++ => pascal's triangle => 1, 1 1, 1 2 1, 1 3 3 1, 1 4 6 4 1, and so on. pascal++ => Delphi :P pass => good for two, yes. pass it on => Stupid gave me a quarter to give you to with this message: "Go buy a clue." passing a long list or hash => certainly going to hurt more than passing the ref. passing hashes => chancy. pass *references* to hashes, you'll be *much* happier. passsages => You are in a maze of winding twisty little passages, all alike. passwd => ... What are you talking about? passwd file => an easy example...... passwd on solaris => being the pain... it wont just take the info passwd(1) => the helper that creates the passwd file password => "Buttafuoco" past tense friendship => not conducive to a good relationship pasta => pronounced "pot" in French. We've got pretty kind pasta here. pasta floods (oh, topic => wrong) paste the line that it => barfing on paste your code. this => rediculous. pasting => antisocial and will get your butt rightfully kicked pat burns => a great coach and they've got talent patch that it ships with => broken, its compiler sucks, and it is very difficult about getting gnu stuff installed patch(1) probably => it, since the person who told me about it said it didnt work =) patches, teratogen => depending on you son, to pull the family through.. la de the de da pate du fois gras => the complete term, as long as you're taking notes qwerty. pate du fois gras => the complete term, as long as you're taking notes qwerty. patents on algorythms => insane, it is anti-competitive. path => a list of directories in which it will look for commands. If `.' isn't in the list, it won't look there. path to the libs purl => using, not to the script pathetic => thinking that this is somehow a "relationship of convenience" when 1000 km distance separates us. ;-> pathfinder => having a schooze fest in NYC next week. Think I should go and ask about Kermit and Hank? pathfinder.com => holding another magazine poll, this time for People Magazine's most beautiful people poll. pathfndr => trying to compare a regular expression stdin to a reg expressions in a file that are sorted one per line... patience => waiting for the next version of perl while Larry Wall cleans out his sock drawer patowc's ver => 5.004_03 pats => a misspelling of PITA. pattern => generated via -t -p -s options pattern matching => the only way of untainting, right \mjd? paul => good at finding that sort of thing ... ^Pudge'll check with him. paul allen => a cofounder of Microsoft paul atreides => in striking distance of FDR. :-) paula cole => a dog. That's that. paula faye tucker => being killed as we speak. paula jones => sol! bwahaha paulb => looking at that. What is the subject? pause => http://www.perl.com/CPAN/modules/04pause.html or slower than all hell. pause ssl => so slloooooowwwww. pavel => asking about `chop', not `caller'. paww => very pretty paww suppose paww => just not in quite as good mood as Paww thought. Makes Paww say such stuff. paww's perl => probably compiled by Jarkko Hietamieni :) paww, wink => a regular here, and as such, is allowed some latitude with the topic. pay attention. your question => asked and answered. Next question. payoff => high too pb2400 upgrade => 240mhz, macbench 850ish pbe => Perl 5 by Example and can be found at http://www.rcs.ru/useful/Perl5 or at http://www.ukrcom.sebastopol.ua/h/pbe/ pbug => wondering :) do many people here use sirc then? pc => a toy pc chips => the brand, VXpro is the model pc hardware => cheap. pc hardware => cheap. pc mag => about as clueless as you could want pc magazine => crap, but I have about 2 years left on amagosa's subscription. pc/network person => the person who configured/maintains the (Unix) firewall. pc110 => at http://www.cstr.ed.ac.uk/~awb/pc110.html <- take a look at that. makes winCE just look silly. palmsize computer that can run linux. pc32> i dont think 8193 => a superblock pc32> i dont think 8193 => a superblock pcb => the Perl Cookbook, by Tom and Gnat. or at http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/cookbook/ pcbolo => a figment of purl's imagination pcbolo => a figment of purl's imagination pcl => Don't talk to me about PCL. pcl => Don't talk to me about PCL. pcl => Don't talk to me about PCL. pcm => the sysadmin :-) pcp => a special case of this problem. pcs => only good in the most populated areas pcs for everyone => the store you'll want to go for now. :-) pda => public display of affection pdf => based on Postscript, somehow... pdf file => encrypted and cannot be displayed pdksh => at ftp://ftp.cs.mun.ca:/pub/pdksh/ pdl => Perl Data Language or at http://www.perl.org/CPAN/modules/by-module/PDL/ pdp 8 => a prisoner ? pdq bach => awesome. :) pdx -> nyc -> phx -> pdx => only about $200 more than just the round trip pdx => "airport speak" for Portland Oregon. pdx->sjc => even more frequent. peabody => the inventor of the way back machine or a wayyybaaack dude peace of mind => everything, in untainting as well as motorcycle maintenance. peanut butter spread => way better than any spreadsheet. peanut oil => a big winner in our house too. pearl => a real language pearl.com => a domain owned by ActiveState. pecking order => tcsh script, perl/tcl, java, c/c++, prayer pee => purl ess ess eye aigh enn. peecoh's next step => amazon.com :) peeeerl? whut iz peeeeerl? => that like that thing for CGI? peej dunno if it => a cmmoment on peej's schoo'sl chess players or the amazing code that went into that 12k of ram... peepee whack => kind of like detachable penis peer => the person that keeps resetting connections. or looking around peet => confused by how to create "OPTIONS" in a pod. peet get the error: bad option in paragraph...``-p'' should be [CB]<-l>. How can peet correct this? pen ii => not a whole lot faster than k6-300 is it? pencil => an obsolete wooden stick filled with graphite, (which is often referred to as lead) that once wrote messages on paper penguin => a screaming tuxen or sometimes closer to the sun penii => killed by the bus penix => just unixesque help files with a humourous twist. penix => just unixesque help files with a humourous twist. penny => even slower in air than in vacuum. penth => too cool, i'm afraid penth => too cool, i'm afraid penth, that => weird pentii => great fo rthe same reason pentium + nt => cheaper than an Ultra + Solaris. pentium ii 400 => $800.. hmm no wonder intel is loosing money :> pentium ii => outselling k6 in March. people ^pudge => people poll => down people tell me that french => harder to learn than English... people think dilbert => a joke... like ha ha funny. but it is reality people think perl => already weird enough people think there => no such thing as free will. ha! peoplesoft => good money too guys... pepsi => responsible for more mentally insane programmers than Cobol pepsi max => the enigmatic half-brother of Diet Coke per bit charging => just plain evil. per hour => nice, but you have to work for it. per update => how .nu and .tm does thier moeny thou perfect, firewalling => an ideal task for older machines. perforce sofrware => supposed to make it easy to integrate the two, or some such fiction. performance => always negotiable performance at that level => NOT a consideration in perl perhap this => wrong way to use perl? perhaps $3 => getting eaten while evaluating guzzle on $2 perhaps $encrypted => the part which isn't correct. perhaps $filename => a relative path that's not relative to your CWD ? perhaps $item => empty, that would match the symptom. perhaps 'like' => a bit strong... perhaps ... "what => fully of shit ?" ... "jeopardy.com?" "correct!@#@!" perhaps ... but there => no need to drool over her, kiddies perhaps /home/ftp/bin/ls => not well? perhaps /simple string/ => heavily optimised? perhaps [petey's workstation => god perhaps \mjd => just dense. perhaps _abigail_ => a bit strange, but usually if _Abigail_ sit down at a table, it's in front of _Abigail_. perhaps _thomm => being bigoted. perhaps a hash => the wrong data structure. perhaps amagosa => wrong to blame IO::Socket, this looks like some other insane thing. amagosa is just quick to blame GBARR code for anything. perhaps an update => in order! :-) perhaps arkuat => only an egg perhaps ascii => way off. maybe the method doesn't return who is info? perhaps ed => taking Tom's advice and making his own language similar to perl ;-) perhaps fooman => in the wrong channel perhaps grep => better. perhaps if $a => package variable? perhaps irish_2 => showing Irish_2's ignorance, and yes, Irish_2 can guess form the context, but what is a "Prole" ? perhaps it => Shiska's primitive structure perhaps k|x => missing something perhaps perljam => imagining things, but it doesn't seem to PerlJam that 5.005 will be as "stable" as previous releases. perhaps purl => an AI? perhaps readdir() => what he wants perhaps rudefix => the only person to have watched this gameshow? perhaps stupid => just an idiot. :) perhaps such a statistics => already collected? perhaps that => what he meant. perhaps that ban => a bit broad. perhaps that file => world-writable, or the directory is, or a binary directory is. perhaps the \n => really a \r ? perhaps the boss => a PHB perhaps the comment in vs.c => that "eep magic happens here" perhaps the error => on an adjacent line. perhaps the phone number => the one that he uses for his modem. :-) perhaps the select statement => slightly wrong? perhaps there => hope after all perhaps thoth => too harsh. perhaps, drforr... q[merlyn] => just a practical person perhaps, sloejack => just trying to understand why when Sloejack connect it send back garbage instead of the banner and then the login password prompt. perhaps. the usual story => periodic table => at http://www.benray.com/periodic/ peripatetic => like Aristotelian perjury and obstructed justice => a very serious matter, but it has nothing to do with how he likes to get laid. perl *interpreter* => on http://www.cpan.org perl + sql => powerful though, no question perl -> c++ => not quite as bad. perl -> java bytecodes => gonna suck. perl -c foo # => your friend perl -c says the syntax => ok but when it runs (in netscape) i get 'document contains no data' perl -d => t he true debugger perl -d => t he true debugger perl -de 0 => your friend. or \Fletch's friend perl -dead => you're friend perl -e '$_ = "(this) => a (test)\n"; s/\([^\)]+\)//g; print;' perl -e '******' => legal too... perl -e 'for(<>) { print("line => ",length($_)," characters long.\n");' perl -e => your friend perl -i.bak -pe 's/a//g' => probably closer to what you want. perl -lwe '$_ = "this => a test"; s/ /%20/g; print' perl -mcpan -e shell # => our friend perl -mcpan -eshell # => perl -v still says /usr/local => in your @INC? perl -v.. are you sure it => perl5? perl -v: this => perl, version 5.004_04 built for MSWin32 perl -w => your friend, have you done that? perl 4 => unsupported. perl 4 however, => still alive perl 5 => vulnerable. perl 5 in 21 days => a lousy book. perl 5.003 => vulnerable. Not 5.* perl 5.004 => supposed to always return a positive result from a mod, right? perl 5.00457 required--this => only version 5.00404, stopped at blib/lib/Tie/Watch.pm line 227. perl 5.004_04 => the newest stable version. perl 6 => going to have to do more of the same. perl 8**73 => 842498333348457493583344221469363458551160763204392890034487820288 perl => the Practical Extraction and Reporting Language or the Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister, both available at http://www.perl.com/ or Powered by Purl or smarter than your average language. perl and c => a powerful combination. They work -very- well together. perl based os => silly as all get out. where is a perl OE instead? perl basically ilya => trying to get it to mdb.. but anything close might do.. perl brain => getting less reandom by the hour perl brew1 => parseing them out of a who is perl by itself => unsupported perl can => so English'ish. perl can't do that => FOOL! There is nothing Perl can't do! NOTHING!!! perl clues roy7 => not ready to assimilate. perl code => perl code. perl compilation => the slowest part of the process perl compiler => a myth, because Perl has been "compiled" since 1987. perl complains that $0 => readonly perl conference => August 17-20, 1998, at the Fairmont Hotel in San Jose, California perl cookbook => not orderable. perl culture => at http://london.wall.org/larry/keynote/keynote.html or at http://republic.perl.com/ perl dbm question.... what => completely remove a key and it's value? undef'ing it removes the value, but it's still visible when you keys %DBM it perl debugger => $95.00. holy shit. perl debugger for activestate => out. perl doc => not installed.. perl docs mention that & => for bitmasks, but doesn't explain it. perl doesn't care if it => text or number. perl executable => only about the size of a small shell. perl extension => there - but the c library that this is an extension to isn't perl faq => included with every standard release of Perl since the 5.004 release. perl for 95 => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ perl for dos => http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/msdos/ perl for dumies => too rudimentary thanks anyways.. perl for dummies => pretty good at that sort of simple stuff or a very scary book or written by someone that wishes that Perl was really Visual Basic perl for gimp => http://imagic.weizmann.ac.il/~dov/gimp/perl-tut.html perl for isapi => a different version of PERL!!! perl for klbs => called "How to read a FAQ" perl for nt => as http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/win32/Standard/ perl for win32 => the Gurusamy Sarathy port at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ or much better than ActiveState's perl for win32 => the Gurusamy Sarathy port at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ or much better than ActiveState's perl for win32 faq => http://cpan.perl.org/doc/FAQs/win32/Perlfor_Win32FAQ.html perl for win32 slogan => "It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it, because most of them don't work." perl for win95 => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/win32/Standard/ perl for windows 95 => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ perl for windows => the http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win 32/Standard/ port. Windows is the tool of the evil empire. perl for windows nt => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/win32/Standard/ perl gives you options, that => one of them. perl grammar => based on, borrow from or steal from C? perl grammer => based on theft from everything perl guts => the one area ^Pudge is most deficient in. Then again, since ^Pudge don't knwo much C, that is reasonable. perl has a hash, which => perl has to walk again, => his Perlboots. perl hash code => remarkably effective. perl hash function => in file hv.h, #define PERL_HASH if you want to see it. perl in itself => y2k compliant.. however, if your sript doesn't use 4 digits dtaes, then the script itself is no. perl in java, joebloe => not sure anyone here cares perl install => really easy perl installation => really complicated now? perl interface => very much a ripoff of f the c place. perl interpreter => written in C. perl itself => the binary you run. perl journal => at http://www.tpj.com/ perl journal. orwant => editing a sidebar on DBD::ODBC now. perl log => base e anyway. perl loser question: what => get the length of a string? perl mode => a bit screwy sometimes... it gets into a kind of weird state. perl mongers? this => the first Silmaril has heard of it perl newsgroup => comp.lang.perl.misc perl newsgroups => comp.lang.perl.misc perl no topic => set. perl oasis => at http://www.oasis.leo.org/perl/00-index.html perl on this server => the fuckiest install ever perl on unix => much better perl on win32 => damn simple... perl on windows => easy. Get a CD with a Linux distribution. Put CD in drive. Boot from CDROM. Follow the instructions. Log in. Run perl. perl one => done as far as I am concerned. I have been using it for months perl oo => just as cool as OO in any other language, but it's perl, so it takes like 1/10 the time to write something.. perl oo stuff => a tad freaky alright .. but the 'silly perl type people' you referred to earlier seem to like it :/ perl op => so illucidating perl open() => close to nothing but a garbage heap, IMrecentlyformedNSHO perl paraphernalia => http://www.plover.com/~mjd/perl/ perl parser => not trivial but it is certainly not the gnarliest joebloe has seen perl peteo => the author perl pie => sometimes confusing or a nice way to run s///g and tr/// on (a) file(s) perl poker => poker? I don't even know her! perl programming => an *empirical* science! perl question => a question that deals solely with perl. Not with CGI, nor HTML, nor the http://www. Just perl alone. So only ask perl questions here. perl question for you... what => the command to send an email message from a perl program perl question for you... what => the command to send an email message from a perl program perl re => pretty fast, but Murr guess BM is not all that useful in real life situations perl really => worth getting to know, Ghent. perl reference => at http://reference.perl.com/ perl reference site => perl resource kit => all the chaos that one could want for $149! perl resource kit in general => perl ring => http://www.netaxs.com/~joc/perlring.html perl room => *that* way. perl rules => http://tpj.com/tpj/rules perl script => in ascii text - there's nothing to decompile perl scripting? what => that? perl security => as good as you make it. kinda like C. perl site => perl.com or perl.org? perl slogan => There's More Than One Way to Do It perl sucks => yeah yeah. thanks for playing. perl syntax => C perl talk => allowed. CGI talk is not. perl tk => beautiful... cept the code is a little funky lookin perl to c => wered perl training => at http://www.stonehenge.com/perltraining/ perl training in the uk => at http://www.perltraining.com and ask. perl tutorial => at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials. perl versus => http://language.perl.com/versus/index.html perl w/debugging => slower than perl without. I wouldn't want the RPM to have debugging compiled in. perl what => create a child process to read the stdin? perl what => create a child process to read the stdin? perl where => other database? perl's 10 years old. perl5 => umm... a few years. perl's 10 years old. perl5 => umm... a few years. perl's documentation => damned cool, and they attack Randal and Tom? perl's file security => greek to Cris perl's fork => *identical* with standard unix fork. perl's future => certainly beginning to look bleak perl's garbage collection => based upon references. If you have a reference that leads back to the same object, that object can't be collected. perl's gc => very simplistic. It can be fooled easily with a circular data structure, which is what the DESTROY() method is for. perl's grammar => not so much 'context-free' as 'chaos-filled'. perl's handling of it => very straight forward. perl's main flaw => its lack of consistency. You don't need parentheses around your function arguments - unless you are trying to print (1+2)*3 ! Then you do! perl's master plan => to take over the world like English did.. er, *as* English did perl's oo => very nice. Very loose and forgiving. perl's parserlexer => such a complicated bitch that reporting correct line numbers is a great trial. by the time you've realised something is wrong, you are on a different line. perl's rand() function => decent isn't it? perl's re engine => turing complete. :-) perl's regex engine => written in logo so it can't be converted to C perl's regexp => the best perl's relationship to cgi => as incidental as any other language perl's stat => giving QJ 1024 byte blocks perl's unless => one of things that reminds netWalker of B. perl* => filled in and fixed for everthing but 'perlfaq[1-9]' perl, => there anything you CAN'T do? perl, deo. tcl => a bastardized little thing. perl, huh => a dumb thing to say - it shows ignorance. perl, in short, => not a bondage-and-discipline language. perl, love => the most excellent way perl, no => perl, what => it? perl, who => tchrist? perl, yes => perl-byacc => still the best. perl-for-win32 faq => http://cpan.perl.org/doc/FAQs/win32/Perlfor_Win32FAQ.html perl-mode => built-in. perl-to-c-to-perl => pretty easy perl.apache.org => down. perl.com => the home of all things Perlian. It is at http://www.perl.com/ on the web. perl.net => weirdness perl.org => down perl.org dns => hosed perl/tk => the Tk widget set accessable to Perl programmers with relative ease. perl1 => at http://www.oasis.leo.org/perl/src/ perl2 => at http://www.oasis.leo.org/perl/src/ perl2exe => a joke. perl3 => at http://www.oasis.leo.org/perl/src/ perl4 => a dead flea-bitten camel carcass, smelly and rotting. perl5 => only a couple of years old, yes? perl5 for dummies => scary. He's scared of regex, so he makes all his programs look like BASIC. (lots of index() and substr()). perl5 how-to => not a *good* book. It's ok. perl5 interactive => not ORA perl5-dc which => the broken one. perl5-porters => at http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/ perl5.004 => infinitely cooler than win95 perl5.00402 . => this recent? perl5.00402-bindist04-bc dir => like perl5.004 only.. perl5.004_01 tar => about 4.5 megs an 04 .tar is about 9 megs? does that sound right? perl5.005 => I don't want 30% slower for threads. I want 3% slower for safe signals. perl5.005b1t2 => out ... everyone test it! perl5db.pl => about 3 Grahams perl6 => there IS no perl6. perl_trace=1 => really recommanded.. perlapio => the Perl manpage on the IO abstraction interface; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlapio.html or under 'man perlapio' perlbench => on CPAN under author GAAS perlbook => the Perl manpage on book information; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlbook.html or under 'man perlbook' perlbot => the Perl manpage on OO tricks and examples; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlbot.html or under 'man perlbot' perlbuilder => a horrible program :( perlcall => the Perl manpage on calling conventions from C (callbacks); available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlcall.html or under 'man perlcall' perlcom => an integrated activeX component for Perl whose name is so close to Perl.COM that webblies will surely confound the two. perldata => the Perl manpage on built-in data types, available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlmod.html or under 'man perldata' perldata => the Perl manpage on built-in data types, available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlmod.html or under 'man perldata' perldata manpage => at http:/www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perld.html perldebug => the Perl manpage on debugging; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perldebug.html or under 'man perldebug' perldelta => the Perl manpage on changes since the previous version; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perldelta.html or under 'man perldelta' perldiag => the Perl manpage on diagnostic messages; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perldiag.html or under 'man perldiag' perldoc -f => just a handy interface to the perlfunc man page. perldoc -f gethostbyaddr => rather brief perldoc -f glob, which => not as safe perldoc -f substr # => one way perldoc -f unpack; $$ => not a dereference. It's the program's pid. perldoc => handy for reading Perl's docs and FAQs, as well as docs for installed modules. perldoc entry for system => a bit vague about that. perldoc net::telnet => *your* incantation :-) perldoc perldoc # => your friend perldoc perlre => a good place to start perldoc perlre it => then perldoc tells me that -f => not a valid option...hmmm perldoc text::template => quite thourgh. perldoc time, for instance => no dice... perldoc tk => Tk::Bundle, and there is no man Tk perldog => kjj's pet dog - "perl isn't a dog, but his dog is a perl" perldos => the new operating system from Larry Wall! perldsc => perldsc man page => a good introduction. perlembed => the Perl manpage on embedding Perl in purl's C program; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlembed.html or under 'man perlembed' perler has that, but what => the _ for? perlex => the perl extension for nsapi... perlfaq => the Perl manpage on Frequently Asked Questions; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlfaq.html or under 'man perlfaq' or under 'perldoc perlfaq' perlfaq3.pod:=head2 what => profile kjj's Perl programs? perlfaq4 data:arrays `what => select a random element from an array?' perlfaq4.pod: =head2 what => capitalize all the words on one line? perlfaq4: "what => the difference between $array[1] and @array[1]?" perlfaq4: what => strip blank space from the beginning/end of a string? perlfaq5 "what => change one line in a file/delete a line in a file/insert a line in the middle of a file/append to the beginning of a file?" perlfaq5.pod:=head2 what => get a file's timestamp in perl? perlfaq6: "what => efficiently match many regular expressions at once?" perlfaq7.pod: =head2 what => create a switch or case statement? perlfaq7.pod:=head2 what => create a switch or case statement? perlfaq8 " what => do fancy stuff with the keyboard/screen/mouse?" perlfaq8 "what => do fancy stuff with the keyboard/screen/mouse?" perlfaq8 `what => read and write the serial port? ' perlfaq8: "what => modify the shadow password file on a Unix system?" perlfaq8: "what => modify the shadow password file on a Unix system?" perlfaq8: "what => modify the shadow password file on a Unix system?" perlfaq9: "what => remove HTML from a string?" perlform => the Perl manpage on formats; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlform.html or under 'man perlform' perlfunc => the Perl manpage on builtin functions; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlfunc.html or under 'man perlfunc' perlfunc entry on pack() => pretty well written perlfunc man page => not very clear on this point. perlfunc, stat => what you want. perlfunc, stat => what you want. perlglob.exe => part of Perl for Win32, right? perlgtk install => anything but clean. perlguts => the Perl manpage on internal functions; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlguts.html and is illustrated at http://home.sol.no/~aas/perl/guts/ perliis => a web product join. perlipc => the Perl manpage on interprocess communication; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlipc.html or under 'man perlipc' perljam -> /usr/bin => for software that came with the distribution perljam -> 5.004 => our friend perljam -> amagosa => relatively sure amagosa just got him fired, and amagosa isjustifying it to amagosa and Wink and others. perljam -> amagosa think that => a stupid idea. perljam -> that => a good idea, amagosa think amagosa will. perljam -> this => a test perljam don't know, perljam => just checking... :-) perljam mrhonest dont know.. => there a way MrHonest can see what the error is perljam perhaps...time => a precious resource though :) perljam see no one => arguing with PerlJam.... perljam tchrist => way too fucking hard. perljam that => perljam think lembit => talking about POOD ;-) perljam think perljam => going to in the next couple of weeks. perljam think that he => saying that Mach was designed with 32 bit CPUs in mind. perljam think what everyone => trying to say is that you are attacking the problem from the wrong end. You should be trying to convinve "them" to use an updated perl and CPAN.pm, etc. perljam think what you want => plain old "fetchrow" perljam'd link to db too. db => better than *dbm perljam'd say perl => better suited for those tasks. perljam's $string => evaluated at compile time. in your main package, the assignment happens at runtime. perljam's bad => shorter to write than "mea culpa" perljam's boss => engaged to a Swiss woman and they are there right now (he's being introduced to her parents) and PerlJam was going to ask you if you could look them up so that PerlJam could bug him ;-) perljam's grandfather => 85, smokes cigars, eats like a pig and is quite healthy (mostly) perljam's guess => that the problem lies in the Sybase DBD and not perl itself. perljam's problem => that PerlJam think PerlJam know things when in fact PerlJam don't know The Whole Truth. perljam's traceroute => hung on 204.70.145 right now. perljam, heh heh, that => funny that purl is so reluctant perljam, how's bbedit? => it like vi/emacs/what? perljam, it => pretty big... so purl is saying it loads the whole thing in ram? perljam, joebloe => sure you can manage to do the same thing with references perljam, no, amy_ => going to need the rest :( perljam, purl => THE MAN perljam, saten => not writing it... Saten is using a friends perl bot and trying to get it to log with the date too... perljam, that => if Amy_ can decipher this dmake stuff... perljam, they should.. oz0ne => always needing those perljam-apparently mine => better perljam:the rest of the script => perl.... perljam; => perljam= yes, it does. it => in a for loop, I just haven't altered that bit of code yet. perljam> working => complilation, at least. It tells me simply complilation error - i know it's this line because it works without it and the vars are not used anywhere else perljamn jman_ => just curious about it.. Jman_ has not kept up with the new version of it. perljob => where you take out your scripts and fork perllocal => not something that i'd trush perllocal.pod => just the file that documents what modules you have installed locally perllocale => the Perl manpage on locale support; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perllocale.html or under 'man perllocale' perllol => the Perl manpage on lists of lists data structures; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perllol.html or under 'man perllol' perllol? => that realy a file or is that a joke? ;) perlmagick => a safe topic. Roderick has no expereice with it, though. perlmain.c => perl itself. So Stupid'd assume it needs it to find itself? As for \cX... Stupid has no idea. Use the Source, Luke. And let Stupid know ifyou find anything. perlman => a klb. perlmod => the Perl manpage on modules (packages and symbol tables); available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlmod.html or under 'man perlmod' perlmodlib => the Perl manpage on modules: how to write and use; available at http:/www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlm.html perlmud => free, q[merlyn] thought. perlnewbi => trying to print the directory listing with back-quoted string...but it doesn't work perlnewbi's book => telling perlnewbi to use bitwise assignment to 'set' the fifth bit from the right in a scalar variable perlobj => the Perl manpage on objects; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlobj.html or under 'man perlobj' perlop => the Perl manpage on operators and precedence; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlop.html or under 'man perlop' perlos => better that Unix! ;-) perlpack => a manpage crying out to be written. perlpod => the Perl manpage on Plain Old Documentation; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlpod.html or under 'man perlpod' perlqt => much better than perltk. or a Perl interface to the Qt toolkit , written by jql. perlre => the Perl manpage on regular expressions; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlre.html or under 'man perlre' perlre man page => very good perlref => the Perl manpage on references; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlref.html or under 'man perlref' or under 'perldoc perlref' perlring => http://www.netaxs.com/~joc/perlring.html perlrun => the Perl manpage on execution and options; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlrun.html or under 'man perlrun' perls intention => a report generating language (initally) no? perls' structure => totally different. It really doesn't have the features of lisp that make code and data so interchangeable. perlscript => web-like, and the web is the root of all that is evil perlsex => er, perlseC. sec, for security. probably. or the newest manpage. perlstyle => the Perl manpage on programming style; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlstyle.html or under 'man perlstyle' perlsub => the Perl manpage on subroutines; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlsub.html or under 'man perlsub' perlsyn => the Perl manpage on syntax; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlsyn.html or under 'man perlsyn' perltie => the Perl manpage on hiding objects behind simple variables; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perltie.html or under 'man perltie' perltk newsgroup => usually almost deserted. At least in comparison to the main one. perltk section => rather buggy, however. perltoc => the Perl documentation table of contents manpage; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perltoc.html or under 'man perltoc' perltoot => the Perl manpage on Tom's Object Oriented Tutorial; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perltoot.html or under 'man perltoot' perltoot? => that what gay guys have after eating beans and humping perltraining.com => *my* site ... not randal's :-) perltrap => the Perl manpage on traps for the unwary; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perltrap.html or under 'man perltrap' perlvar => the Perl manpage on predefined variables; available at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlvar.html or under 'man perlvar' perlvirgi => trying to take a path which PerlVirgi has in one perl variable, perlvirgi's code => "c:\\program\\file.txt" perlwise, what => the opposite of __END__ perlxs => the XS language reference manpage; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlxs.html or under 'man perlxs' perlxstut => the XSUBs Tutorial manpage; available from http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/perlxstut.html or under 'man perlxstut' perly-pat's grammar teacher => kinda bad perly_c => mailto:rangerps@mc.net, the kid who wants to know it all :) perly_c's sysadmin => wierd.. perly_pat => trying to make a synthetic division program perly_pat know perly_pat => just trying to show you perly_pat's spwel chack => ub ant runing perly_pat, cant, that sysadmin => too smart... =P perly_pat, cant, that sysadmin => too smart... =P permission denied => what your OS throws at you. (Though Abigail hope perl5.006 will throw permission denied at anyone who tries to use perl without reading the documentation) perplexing => like perverted multiplexing perseus => trying to automate an ftp transfer but Perseus find the transfer will not read from a here documnet or a file. persistance => the key. persistance => the key. persistent connection thing => gonna be closer. person => on a DOS machine. person i work for => a friend, and so i myself diddnt want to involve money person who => supposed to bring me up to speed is out of town person you are helping => that shy ? person->new() => better IMHO personal code usually => pretty bad. Just look at all the javascript out there. personal growth => always painful. personal growth => always painful. personal growth => always painful. personal work => still valuable. personally drforr => waiting for Elvis to appear... personally illuminat => very interested in cross-platform development, and windows just happens to be the largest segment there personally torgox => more interested in plain old Unicode support in Perl, which will be a rider on XML support. personally, \lembit => of the Kids In The Hall school of Golfing. personally, amagosa think iraq => long overdue for a few tactical nukes. personally, tersian => an ERK MERK warrior. perth => the capital of australia - Vanamonde know this because Perth is mentioned prominently in Kibo's .sig. perversity => seldom boring. peschko => a made cow pet => portable ethnic taxi pet sounds => the greatest rock album of all time peter murphy => ex lead singer of bauhaus & dali's car. but that prolly doesn't mean much to you, either. petera => writing a script. petera has made a simple layout of the script in english, do you think that somebody could help petera code it in perl? petera would really really apreciate it peterson's => in Princeton, NJ. ^Pudge full-time telecommute. petey => looking for a new job and eir resume is at http://www.flash.net/~michael/bio/resume.txt petey => looking for a new job and eir resume is at http://www.flash.net/~michael/bio/resume.txt petey almost exactly, m33p => printing something else before $blah, but that doesn't matter petey but since sirc => waiting for input before doing anything, how can it modify the input? petey hanging around in irc => good preparation for the end of civilization petey there => a big difference between advocacy and plain 'you're stupid for running Win32' petey there => a big difference between advocacy and plain 'you're stupid for running Win32' petey there => a big difference between advocacy and plain 'you're stupid for running Win32' petey's one line dos => ms-sql, no? petey, => it just me, or is that fscking assinine? petey, all jjohn has to do => move. Boston doesn't have cable modems yet. "Not a hi-tech area". ;o petey, but s/he => petey, do you know if it => heavy going or not? petey, lerk => going to be at apple all next week petey, no, _leolo think purl => nice petey, tex => for typesetting mathematics... in particular for holomorph, holomorph's thesis. petey, there => a santa claus petey, where => 'here' ? petey, you are saying solaris => that much harder than linux? petey:what => perl best used for petey; what => change the format of the date instead of default YYMMDD, or print the month using its name? petey> => bsd 2.2 new out then? peteys => the MAC_DADDY pets => pets are a suitable substitute when one is out of range of pizza delivery petting => strictly forbidden pf => for Protocol Family. pfy => Pimply Faced Youth pg 135 of camel says that $< => the real user id od the [current] process pgcc => the pentium-optimized gcc pgh => nice. pghdan has no clue what => really meant by quick/non-quick, really. pghdan didn't propose the classification. pghdan don't think iq really means much of anything. pghdan wouldn't say clinton => particularly attractive... pgp 5.5 => not compatible with PGP 2.6.2 anyway. pgp => one of the better ones around pgp, greg. pgp => invincable. It will be 20 years before we have the technology to break 1024 bit RSA pgp5.0 freeware => the ONLY version of freeware pgp that does 2.x and 5.x keys. pgsql => too big and complex for Feoh's needs pgsql => too big and complex for Feoh's needs ph1z => writing an add user script for solaris, and ph1z has like a> add user f> freeze user etc phaed, kjj => waiting... phaedrus => WOMAN!!! PH34R M3!@#$!@#$ phan => trying to use the File::Copy function but it tells Phan Copy.pm is missing phantasmagoric => more like it phantom of the opera => Look at that guy with half the face! phat => go on a diet, homey and put down that gun! phate mean like what => set quotes to be optional in an RE? phate, kjj's guess => your install is fuxored phb => Pointy-Haired Boss phc => Prairie Home Companion, at http://phc.mpr.org/ or Garrison Keillor's radio show phear => probably arkuat's greatest ally or the mind-killer or the mind-killer phear jjohn! eye => 3l33+! pheonix => better spelled phoenix phest => still on from microsoft.com or a bot or not a bot or a bot or not a bot or a bot or not a bot or a bot or not a bot or a bot or not a bot or a bot or not a bot, WTF do we care... phest says phest => working on WinCE phest/nkrn8 => the special secret agent by which we funnel #perl propaganda to MS employees, ubertone. It's a Good Thing. phest/nkrn8 => the special secret agent by which we funnel #perl propaganda to MS employees, ubertone. It's a Good Thing. phi => golden ratio (sometimes) phice => on a PC port of perl phil => one of the greatest guitarists of ours, or any time phil greenspun's site => good fun. phil hartman => dead, see http://www.yahoo.com/headlines/980528/entertainment/stories/peoplehartman2.html phil keaggy => classical phil the use of a name => disambiguated from context philadelphia => in southeastern pennsylvania. philh => just trying to get #PerlCGI going ... and looking for volunteers ... PhilH don't know Perl so PhilH's role will just be to get it rolling if PhilH can philosophy of life => ``If purl never did / purl should. / These things are fun / and fun is good.'' philth, your comma => philtre => only French? phoenix => Tom Phoenix phone => god. phone ain't piglet. phone => mrg. phooey => "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Balooey" *again*! photonic => gone photoshop => expensive. or out for SGI photoshop plugin api => sufficiently wacky php => neat, but isn't Perl, so we ignore it at http://www.php.net/ php/fi => php/fi => phrase "other systems" => indicative of the errant mindset. Oh well, back to work on this damn GUI. :-) phrase "other systems" => indicative of the errant mindset. Oh well, back to work on this damn GUI. :-) phrase 'what => this, some subversive non-american kind of thing?' tipped DrForr off. phrase you are looking for => "ring leader" ;-) phrasing => Everyone knows how on Jeopardy, it's important to phrase the answer in the form of a question, right? Here, we need to phrase the question in a Perlish (and non-webbish) way. phreak => trying to phreak? who => Cap'n Crunch? phuzzy -> select() => simple once you understand a few basic things. phuzzy => writing a script to create stats... how can phuzzy write a series of asterisks, with the # of asterisks equalling the value of a scalar variable? phuzzy don't know, but phuzzy => banned from #unixhelp (never even been there) phuzzy that => what Coder^ wanted to do yet.. fletch recommended grep phuzzy's bot => usually there, but her host crashed a few minutes ago phuzzy's linux box => down, or phuzzy wouldn't be asking ;) phuzzy, when => a number even? phx => one of the three cities I'd consider moving to if I ever had to leave portland. physical disk write => OS dependent physics => imminently quantifiable. pi => approximately 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102 pic => a preprocessor for *roff, like tbl or eqn. pice think .pm => library pick #4 => Terry Steinbach. picking fights => almost one of his defining traits. pico => evil! pico rules..vi => like hmm doesn't rule pictures@exhibition => on the edge of overexposure anyway pid + time => pretty damn unique. pid 308 => an xload, apparently. *blink* pid => a unique number that identifies a single instance of a program. pid+time => useless with mod_perl on a busy server :) pie => the stuff Bill Gates has all over his face. piece of mind => not. pieeyed, ave => probably one of those people that doesn't. piercing in fimmtiu's os => bigger than the piercing in yours! :-) piett -> it => very easy. Gotta love that Delphi 'Internet TCP Client' object. piett => writing some documentation yes... pifjrafar => gonna have oline when irc.ibm.com joins efnet =) pifjrafar think her name => "Ryan Wheeler" pifjrafar's protective shield => gone! pigdog => a bunch of perverted drunken bastards pigfucker => dude! don't say pigfucker in front of tchrist! pigseye => a fat alien momma on a mission. Whoo! Get funky! pii 300 => still ~1200 pii => 22/7 pii's l2 cache => on the cpu module. pike => cool. pilokey => a driver that lets you hook up a Newton keyboard to the PP. You need an adapter (that comes with PiloKey). pilot => so limited. pimlott? => he new? ^Pudge has not read news all weekend. pin => perl in a nutshell or no longer just 400 pages. pinch, a filehandle => a nice little construct in your RAM that allows you to access your disk. pinchaszs => not PINchaSz's name pinchaszs => not PINchaSz's name pinchaszs => not PINchaSz's name pinchaszs => not PINchaSz's name pinchaszs => not PINchaSz's name pine => the only *nix mailreader I know how to use :) ping -f => an exeption ping => pong! ping fails and i am wondering => there a good way to check if traffic is moving other places? ping looks like it => broked ping ludde, ludde think ludde => lagged pinglinks => a low-overhead network monitoring tool available (and running) at http://netropolis.org/peej/pinglinks pink => what, 5 years old? :-) pink camel => like the Camel, but only for Perl4 or deprecated or something seen when one has a few to many Tom Phoenixes pinocchio => timeless pins => a communist pinyan => not spanish pinyin => a Chinese-English transliteration system. pipe => Ceci n'est pas une | pipe cleaner => a type of pipe. pipe. misaka => doing open( BLAH, "|blah" ) and watching for a sigpipe when MisakA do that or use BLAH. pipe_buf => guaranteed by POSIX to be at least 512 bytes. pipedstuff => what should be coming out? pipehiker => pretty mellow piper => |er pir8 => just plain stupid piracy => unethical piraeus => a tad lost here, in perl regex (and yes, piraeus has read perlre) /i is case insensitive, however piraeus is at a loss as to what /o is pirating => okay if you truely use it for the "Try before you buy" idea of Ethical Pirating. pirch => nicer than mirc if winsock is your bag or unfortunately chock full o' bugs pisces- => closer to maine piss => Perl is super sexy pissing off a prosecutor => not a good idea, but he's already pissed. Pissing off a federal judge, now that's folly beyond folly. pitino => the man. pito know.. this => the most helpful coding channel pity fimmtiu => 5 or 6 hours away. fimmtiu'd be tempted... pity macos => dog slow pity the link => hozed. :( pizza => a delicacy piñon => a good nut / tree / firewood. pj => correct. pj so what => date: sortedDates = sort { dateComp(@dates) }? pj's syntax => fine, but davistv's out file is still empty... :-( I'll have to do some debugging. pj, => irc a waste of time? Old_Kosh'd like to opening a virtual mall at #v_mall... pj, actually, it => the ratio that does it. tom_g has a high badchars/goodchars ratio. pj, but it => convention, and the convention is not obsolete any more today than it was on day one that require() came into existence. pj, crimethnk => not worthy of your kneelage. pj, jpl => a BIG toy. pj, perl => a good l'il bot. pj, that => how it is now. pj, the perl debugger => MUCH simplier than gdb. Every serious programmer should know perl -d. pj, the perl debugger => MUCH simplier than gdb. Every serious programmer should know perl -d. pj, the thread => made worse by Mark Mielke's ignorance and Tom's virtual flamage (and ^Pudge's retalliations, I admit, though I tried to restrain myself). pj, the thread => made worse by Mark Mielke's ignorance and Tom's virtual flamage (and ^Pudge's retalliations, I admit, though I tried to restrain myself). pj, tom => treatening to leave p5p as well. If he didn't already. pj, what => the 'perl' jjohn keep hearing about.... oh yeah... pj, yeah, but what => do it directly from the sub call pj, your view of the world => small and closed. place to ask => plagarism => the highest form of compliment. plagerism => the highest form of flattery plagiarism => a quick easy way to decide who's butt to kick when you're having a really bad day plagiarization => the ultimate compliment, imho plan 9 => cool right. plan 9 from outer space => one of the worst movies ever, but purl can't help watching it plan => for Tk to eventually be thread safe plan9 => at http://www.plan9.com/ plan9> perldoc posix => a good read if you want to do c call type stuff in perl planar graph => a graph that has an embedding in the plane without intersections. planck's constant => approximately equal to 6.634e-27 erg*seconds plane => $147. Not huge planetoid guess purl => wanting nickname to be in it's little db. planned obsolesence => amagosa's word plant => really useful for a number of things - fiber, paper, cloth, etc plantalk => text-to-speaech, rogh? plaque => actually an old bowling trophy. plasma => not in unix plastic? plastic? this => a fscking PLASTIC CORK on this bottle of so-called wine! play => COBOL Thermonuclear War! play for q[merlyn] => productive time. playboy tv => only on from 10pm-6am. playing => irrelevant. you will be assimilated. playing go => probably a challenge even for Emacs. But it'll probably be done. playing with packet sniffers => educationnal and sobering, though playing with the bot => more annoying that darkc. plays the satan => abend's master mp3 playstation => at http://www.lenzo.com/~sburke/pub/sound/playstation.wav playstation.wav => the startup sound on TorgoX's home PC. please => something most people don't say after the people in #perl answer their questions. please do. your voting no => reason enough for others to vote yes. :D please don't start the "what => unix" debate though ;-) please explain to me why n => broken for MacPerl please note: this => not for email at the minute, just a discussion group please stop. my dinner => threatening to come up! please tell lucent, lucent => begging please, comedy => a real time system. It has hard deadlines. jjohn can't miss the deadlines, so spelling/grammar suffers. Now email is different. please. rootbeer => asking you a second time. People come here looking for Perl. Don't ask C++ questions here. pleasei => NOT amagosa pleasure => such a basic thing that it resist definition plebs => really want to know. pleiades => who can restrain pleiades, or know the laws of heavlies; how many times have we been wrong before ... plexus => just an http server. plot => decent, dialogue stinks, acting is pretty good. plover => like the emerald that is as big as a plover's egg. or a bird plover.com => being run off a 2400 modem, but the problem seems to be with BBN planet, not with the modem. plum wine => like 18% alcohol plural of 'index' => 'indices', not 'indexes'. *grumble* plus => add, so its kind of logic that text plus text eq texttext plus \s+ => more explicit. plus file::copy => pretty easy to use plus fletch => moving this weekend, and Fletch is changing jobs Friday, and Fletch's fianc\'e and Fletch just got a puppy . . . who's got time for VCRs :) plus gif => copyrighted, archon think plus intellegent locking => difficult. plus sloejack => tired, bleary eyed and intensely hate this code right now plus there => ANSI 89 and ANSI 92 plus this => Ngtruler's main server, so I can't take it down and try to get it all working right when I get time plus vim => 99% backwards compatible if for some weird reason you don't want the extensions plus, billn => in a major hurry plus, cellulose => pretty cool plus, it also => mocks up Template with the $EVAL() symbol.:) plus, it also => mocks up Template with the $EVAL() symbol.:) plus, mssql => compabile with Access and Excel with the ODBC drivers in Win95 plus, you have to hope nt => doing the API well enough. plusplus daemon => cooler than Karma tho pm => _Perl Modules_ by Eric Foster-Johnson at http://www.pconline.com/~erc/perlmod.htm pm.org => in NYC? pm3 => a cool box. damn good quality to. also, pulls very little power and produces very little heat. pm3 => a cool box. damn good quality to. also, pulls very little power and produces very little heat. pm3's v90 code => coming out march 31 ;) pmichaud => certain pmichaud could probably run crack on forrest and find the root (or other) pws ;-) pms => THAT time of the month! png => Portable Network Graphics -- a successor to GIF pnm => an "auto-sensing" ppm, if you will. pnp => crap. or 'Plug and Pray' pob => a Prisoner of Bill, or someone who subjects himself pointlessly to the Evil Empire (tm) pob mentality => "let the os do it for you." unix mentality is "let me figure out how to do it.". pobox => pretty cool pobox.com => cool pobsnack => b*tsnack, but for POBs. pocky => the treat of kings. pod => good. njt is writing something in troff for work, and njt keep wanting to use C<> :) pod that comes in the modules => useful too pod's html => not real pretty. pod2html => consistently butchering email addresses. pod2text => still giving some odd errors. stuff like: Format OUTPUT redefined at (eval 4) line 1, chunk 16. pod::text => wierd. pog => a Prisoner of Gates poi => a Prisoner of Intel point 1, this => #perl, as the topic, and by channel concensus... NO CGI related questions accepted. point 1, this => #perl, as the topic, and by channel concensus... NO CGI related questions accepted. point 2 => BS point => to be able to say in the cover that c*i is covered... point being, cooltalk => often spelled IN cooltalk. point for coll => have it match multiple times for a $_ point here => not users adding files in root's home directory. It's that it can be hard to know what side effects might come from some program that you legitimatley put into /.qmail. point is, crypt(1) => irrelevant, because this is #perl, not #shell-programming point is, since the technology => now available to crash Win machines at will, Stupid_ can do it on a whim, rather than having to have a very good reason to do so. point is, tehre => a minory that has a right to be respected. point is, the html => the thing that will change ALOT. Thus, it must exist outside of the code, where a non-programmer can alter it without having to dive into your code. point is.. it => close to be dead point is... why => it a -requirement- for IRC? point is... why => it a -requirement- for IRC? point of going backwards => because that's what freddy need! to mark the portion starting with c-z and ending with c-z which immediately follows a space, a number, or [a-b] point of our discussion => broader. point of salt => that there isn't one point of the computer => that it keeps the data for me. point of the court case => very very narrow: that MS is in violation of the consent decree that they themselves solved. point of the exercise => probably for *you* to learn something point of the module => so you don't have to do that point of the price => that most similar monitors are >$3000 point really => that we tax the hell out of car owners and cigarette smokers. point taken, but this => likely to disappear rudefix thinks. lord only knows when, but it will. point taken. however goss => on more drugs than you. points => followed by a period points frobin to what leolo => saying points out that 'works' => loosely defined here. points out that exec => just a bit effecient since the OS spends much of it's time execing. points out that gg => on bad drugs with his @INC = stuff points out that his summer job => at a friggin' ISP points out that it => lej, not he, who uses Windows NT. points out that this => a FAQ points out that vi => great and emacs is not. points out the bugtraq => dependent on DNS... "those MX records, eh" points out the syrex that ey => in Quebec and doesn't know all that much about ZA... "but likes to drop names -:)" points out thet hotwired => in perl points to what petey => saying poison => bad to eat poj => a prisoner of steve jobs, another purveyor of brain-damaged single-user systems. poke purl => *giggle* | that tickles! poker => Poker? I don't even know her! pokes purl => *giggle* pol pot => dead. pole smoking => a state of clerkdom policy => NFWWW. policy here => "just ask your question" politeness => good ;-) political correctness => no longer politically correct political situation here => rapidly being unpleasent politics => just a smokescreen to destract the eye from what's really going on politics, for me, => the interaction of many people politics? and fimmtiu => tired already... poll => over. polling => one of the biggest Evils of them all. pollution => going down, nonrenewable resources are sill plentiful. ponch => ponder why it => not in CGI.pm ponders whether fortran => a language for programming.... ponders why merlyn => up so early pongsri => the name of the restaurant. pontiff => bungy jumping later on and i needed to be rested up poop => Perl Object-Oriented Programming or another word for the fecal matter that oozes from Microsoft ... poops => the shit poops => the shit poor merlyn here => only in chapter 2 of the llama, so he's not in a position to help out very much poor tom. he => one mixed up mofo. poor typing skills => pop => remove the last element from an array and return it pope => going to denounce linux popeye => if only Purl were asked about $popeye. Now _that's_ fun! poppy z. brite => a fairly well known writer pops; it => services for an an ircd... its called Uworld... the came company also makes CS (channel services).. that also does not work popular => just a way of saying that masses of idiots can use it, too. pork => icky icky pig meat, you unbeliever! pork pony => fattening porn => THE OTHER OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT or the pink meat porn king of cmu? => this another reason why he was kicked out? port 80 => http. port => good... wine is good portable computer => more useful than two monitors. :) portable coputer with a cdrom => a nice thing portable karaoke => the tool of satan/gates portal => just doing a configure -d 4 now portal dont.. a word => any sequence of letters of numbers portal's isp's cc => broken!! portal^ => here. porting legacy data => expensive. It feeds programmers. porting netscape to imlib => going to take forever! porting regex => hard. porting perl regex is harder. portl => using linux portland => FULL of beautiful women portrayal => the image poruguese word => borrowed directly from English. pos => find or set the offset for the last/next m//g search or Piece Of Shit or point of sales posh spice => 23 today. positional arguments => "i like missionary!" "no, i like doggie style!" positioning yourself in a file => done with seek() positive karma => good. positive karma => good. posix => pretty portable. posix module => nigh-on fucking useless. It always bounces you back to your system manpages. njt is lucky -- FreeBSD's manpages are actually pretty good. posix on next => 'interesting' posix shit => still really busted, but when rudefix has more patience rudefix'll screw with it a bit posix.pm => broken posix.pm's implementation => different than Cwd.pm's posix::times() => similar to times() in c, but the documentation doesn't say how to tell it from what time to count possetion => theft possibly inaccurate metric => possibly, but i doubt that => what is intended by the license. post => for actions which change the server postgres => bad or sql. but it's bigger and slower and buggier. postgres95 => free postgresql => free postgressql => free software. postman => right on the money. His conclusion, of course, is unsatisfying. postman's point => that irrespective of your participation in the mob mentality of TV advert pushers, you still exist in a society re-defined by the same. This is depressing. postscript => a programming language. or at http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~cj434/ pot => going to save the planet by running our cars on it..legalize marijuana! potash => root:) potential slowdown => in initializing the `skip' array each time. potentiation => to augment the activity of (as a drug) synergistically potlatch => a northwest North American native thing, I think. Anthropology. Gift culture. pots => Plain Old Telephone System. potter => still arond pound cake => pretty kewl. pound see gee eye => some cereal company, jus so you know. pov => Point of View or Persistence of Vision pov2dxf => available at http://www.povray.org, IIRC. pov4 => a prisoner of perl4, a dead rotting camel. pow => in libm.a. You need to have `-lm' at the end of the command line for the linker. powell's tech => power => 10*log10... "acoustic power is proportional to the square of the acoustic pressure 'p', hence the power level is 10*log10(p_1^2 / p_2^2) == 20*log10(p_1/p_2)" power company/toaster analogy => a good one. Even better considering that most power companies are (govt supported) monopolies. power computing => dead. Long live Power Computing. power of forth => the ability to do something like that without changing the foundation. power of the os => that this is possible. It's silly to go out of your way to make the system less powerful. power-cycled it and everything => fine powerbook g3 292 14" => much better than Neuron_'s desktop. powerbuilder => the ultimate evil corporate dev environment. Buh, it made Feoh's skin crawl :) powerrack/isporte solution => < $300/port powerslave => the first step to a life as a child of satan powersurfr.com => apparantly supposed to replace irc.videotron.ab.ca powervr chipset => pretty good, and is alot cheaper than 3dfx, and lej's card can do 1024x768, which not even the Obsidian 4440 can do pp => Programming Perl, by Larry, Tom and Randal. The Camel Book is *the* standard reference book for Perl. pp2 => 100,000 for sure. hell, rudefix own 99,999 of them. or not. pp28, => the Text::Metaphone blurb in the extreme lower-left. ppc => Nigel Chapman's book, ``Perl: the Programmer's Companion," which tchrist finds a better ``Learning Perl'' for Real Programmers. ppc750 => a far superior chip, and the PPC chip itself has been pushed past 1.1gz without using copper ppic => the Psychic Privacy Information Center at http://pudge.net/ppic/ ppm => Portable PixMap. ppo => Physical Presence Optional ppp => not tcp/ip ppp-on => a shell script isnt it ppv => great on DSS. What's bad about it? pq => le partie quebecois pr0hak => honored pr0hak => honored pr0n => at http://www.microsoft.com. or an 31337 spelling of "porn" practical joke => installing windows in place of Linux practical unix security book => heavier, Gerg think practically. dngor => more concerned about crashing the server that'll be running the mini language inside players' objects. practice these phrases, "what => thy bidding, Stupid's Master?" pragma => quite perlish pragmatic case => where you want to pass 2 arrays to a subroutine. praise bob => Can I get a ham sandwich... praise the lord => Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! praise the lord, for he => Righteous pray for me folks, for leolo => in win32 land tonight pray tell, wot man page => map{} on? pre-5 perl => not perl. pre-dr3 mklinux => out! pre-dr3 of mklinux => out. pre10 => the latest precedence => the only difference. || binds tight, or binds loose. so @a = func() || die; is wrong, while @a = func() or die; is right. precise terminology => "average number of processes in the run queue" precompile of gcc => at sunsite waiting for you to download and pkgadd preerence => for GDBM/DB_File preliminary resume update => done ... let me upload it and get some of you to check it out (proofread) preliminary resume update => done ... let me upload it and get some of you to check it out (proofread) prema oy company => suing some kid over the use of pokey.org premature abstraction => the root of all evil premature mange => just mange happening earlier than usual premature optimization => the root of all evil. pren, however, => deadly. preprocessing => done in the .pm file in the get_template function. presentation => tomorrow. preserving magic => covered in "hashing references" in chapter 5. where should *that* one go? president => doing his job. Get off his case. president of ayenet => about 80 years old, which may provide some explaination. president quayle => AUUUUUUUGGGGH! presplit => good prestigue => always a bad place to marry anywa. presumably $n{3} => actually the empty string. presumably the hash lookup => faster? pretend joebloe => tchrist then pretty sad if silence => more interesting than you ar pretty-good tutorial => at http://www.rcs.ru/useful/Perl5/, but it's not as good as the ORA books. prety if c++ => a bad joke and it's better then c (you see the 2 ++'s) and perl was written in C, would that make perl a bad joke? previous line => an unless {} block. previous warning => incorrect, there were in fact 2 warnings. previous weekend => the last weekend of the NHL, and ^Pudge'll want to catch the games. previous, at this stage, => mainly just to signify that the message is not at the 'top' of the thread prevuious one => printed a second time pri => 23B+D price => definitely right. $14.99 price of freedom => eternal vigilance :) price of the local loop => in there somewhere too price of the prk => very reasonable. price of wisdom => realizing of how little of it purl actually possess. price or availablity => lacking pricewatch => nifty pricewatch.com => the bomb. primary reason => that simple perl operations translate to many lines of C source. If you want C, you know where to find it. primary use => to include subroutines from a Perl primenet => selling RADSL service primenet infrastructure => pretty good. MAEs suck. Nothing anyone but MFS can do about that. primenet perl => not necessarily OOP primenet-e => back... primenet.com => the only machine/site kjj log into where kjj don't have root primer => having a hard time finding info on suidperl in linux...what is the easiest way to enable suidperl? primus sucks => a slogan of their fans that is on their t-shirts and stuff. shouted out at concerts. etc. prince albert => Noooo! Don't go there! Down that path insanity lies! princess bride => on Comedy Central! princeton => pretty nice, if you stay away from 101. print "$_ => "; print "$host => aliven" if pingecho($host, $count) or die "$host is not alive" print "$pay => what you'll get petey buddyn"; print "'$foo'" => in double quotes, not single quotes. print "\" => a quote\n"; print "\$l => '$L'\n"; $L =~ s/ /%20/g; print "\$L is now '$L'\n"; print "\$yhshtml => ", defined($yhshtml)?"'$yhshtml'\n":"undef\n"; print "fileno => ", fileno($fh), "\n"; print "i => ${$_}[0]"; print "q(...)" => in double quotes, not single quotes. print "the return of the sub => ", &$RefToSub print "the value of pi => @{[ PI ]}.\n" Should it be ${[ PI ]}? print "this => a test\n"; print "value => now $x"' print $var->"what the hell => your name?!?" print $x # => $x an indirobj? or a scalar? print => output a list to a filehandle print @_ => definitely wrong here. print @{ $array[0] }; => equal to print @{ @array->[0] }; print `who => -h ns0.nic.uk $_` :-) print if /$pattern/ => what you want to be able to do. print page says that if list => ommited it prints $_ to the STDOUT print sock < the http request (I just didn't wanna paste it) print stdout "result => $result"; print test "this => going to \$sink.\n"; print() => supplying a list context to the last expression executed in the sub. printarray => using global $key and global $value. printer => a "Windows Operating System Printer" printer => a "Windows Operating System Printer" printf "a channel mode => event took place.n"; printf => output a formatted list to a filehandle printf/sprintf => one thing. format/write is another. don't mix them. printf/sprintf => one thing. format/write is another. don't mix them. printk() => useful. prioblem => that we cannot determine ahead of time which it should be prison => no place for a hacker. But lej think Skeeve falls more into the realm of "wannabe" prisoner => a better X-show than when it was on the air. The ought to re-broadcast it. It would find many new viewers in this X-Files age... prk => the Perl Resource Kit. pro (high end) => $299. prob => i heard cartman got an anal prob prob because $length => 0 eh? prob isn't big int, the prob => why isn't ailia's perl doing floating point? prob with free software => 24hr liable support companies prob with nph and telnet => that Amy's shell is set to /bin/nologin or somehting probably ->content => giving you the array ref; you need to deref it. probably an even better way => to have a separate lock deamon running that hands out and reclaims locks. probably because * => a shell meta character probably because .* => greedy. probably because crane^ => dumb and rather rusty in perl at the moment. probably because it => a superior architecture. probably because lej => not a moron ;-) probably because somni => requesting it be sent to Somni.. probably because tomc => in a snit about updating lots of those pages. probably better => @array = map { [0..7] } 1..8; probably cause the clock => probably cause the clock => probably everybody else who => good with per. probably joebloe => confusing crypt(1) and crypt(3) ... pretty hard to have unix without crypt(3) probably not ... substr => expensive, but regexes can be too probably not, but.. linux => making some nice inroads into NT's market, which isnt bad at all probably not. amagosa => just procrastinating at this poitn. probably not. some of it => actually mandated by the TCP RFCs. probably perl => as fast as C for most socket stuff, since the i/o lag is significant. probably pointless since roy7 => a much less experianced programmer than you, but who knows. :) probably substr => the way to go probably the problem => that that his POS web server doesn't do cgi. but that's not really an issue for us. :) probably the problem => that that his POS web server doesn't do cgi. but that's not really an issue for us. :) probably the problem => that that his POS web server doesn't do cgi. but that's not really an issue for us. :) probably the problem => that that his POS web server doesn't do cgi. but that's not really an issue for us. :) probably the problem => that that his POS web server doesn't do cgi. but that's not really an issue for us. :) probably. this => so annoying. the Newton is the only handheld computing platform worth a damn. probation => limiting. probelm => in IO::Socket::INET problem => a little too much buddha of the smokable variety in the pipe of a certain bearded guy, but let's not get into that. problem being #cgi => sooo small, and there are more people here meaning chances of someone knowing an answer greatly increase =) problem description => 1. what are you trying to do; 2. how are you trying to do it; 3. what did you expect to happen; 4. what actually happened. problem i am having => that it is taking up a lot of the server resources and the sysadmin of the particular server doesnt like it problem i have => I'm wondering if perl has a chroot() command like C, and if the syntax is the same problem i have with mldbm 2.00 => that I have to put this prog ona server that is running perl 5.003 problem i have with pico => that typing ^X^C starts to exit and then cancels. problem i'm looking at => that the key itself has two values. problem is, 3com => catoring to idiots, and leaving a terrible backdoor that can harm anyone, including non idiots. problem is, java => pushed by commercial companies like Sun, Netscape and Microsoft. They all think Java should run on all platforms. But they all think *their* Java should run on all platforms. problem is, our system => dying now. problem is, sunfield => having trouble installing modules... guess Sunfield is the only one using Perl on Amiga here? :) problem is, tarador => not using hashes though. @lines contains a file.. problem is< tcl => a shitty, and i do mean shitty language when it comes to pretty much anything, except Tk controls.. need to merge the two, so perl can do the math stuff.. problem loof has run into => that the annoying piece of *** programmer used Jet specific SQL problem razm => having is passwords. RazM can just add the user into /etc/passwd but how wouldI set the password? problem right now => that one field *might* be '', and it would be okay. problem stupid always have => if Stupid has a routine which accepts a regex... there's no (easy) way for the user to express things like /i or /s problem stupid_ => having is that Stupid_ want to use macros in a module. Then have a script use that module w/o knowing to use the -P switch. problem t0ny => having is 'require' isnt finding the right directory problem teamspam => getting is "Can't locate DBI/mysql.pm in @INC" problem there => that $x is not a reference. A::B->new failed. problem to chipdude => allowing/disallowing incorrectly nested quote chars thing({,}) problem wiht tech people => too often those who are considered 'tech' people are just a bunchg of chowder heads who read tech magazines problem with address space => not that there isn't enough, but that it's used poorly in so many situations. problem with apache/ssl => public key distribution problem with crimethnk's code => that it creates a new data structure. but that usually is irrelevant. problem with dd => that you're locked into that size of partition/drive ... problem with humor, => that one persons idea of amusing, is another person's idea of boorish insults, or actual slander. Especially in an international context. problem with it => that the battery pack is dead and costs about $150 for a new one - and it needs more memory B( problem with macs => you'd have to use macos problem with mirrors => that the file *I* want is never mirrored :) it's always off the beaten path somehow :) problem with nt => that it wasn't designed to be a game machine problem with phoenix => that it becomes difficult to remove any more layers, when you are already down to skin and it's *still* too hot. problem with prepositions => in space mapping, not the grammar. problem with reading epp => that now cos has to urge to go back and rewrite most of cos's programs :) problem with splice () => that is removes 1 *FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE ARRAY* problem with such discussions => that they are rather repetitivem and on IRC soon tend to get boring. problem with the world => there are no cool wwwpasswd programs out there. problem with the world => there are no cool wwwpasswd programs out there. problem with wc => that you don't get so much for your money as you do at maybe McD's or BK. problem with x => brought out whilst looking at a Window Manager like Enlightenment problem, of course, => to figure out where we can put 50 linux boxes... problems archon => having with a module we're working on. probobly or however it => spelled process => in a loop so it stays running (and can save state) process keithw => talking about (that the m operator does) is, "Does a given string match a given regular expression?" processing => to change the way the arguments are handled? processor => not the bottleneck in any system anyway procmail => awesome... jsd- can help you amagosa... procmail in perl - qw[jeff] => making it now procrack => qw[jeff]'s drug of choice procs.pl => another file that DK- 'require' producers => cool, too product we deliver => developed, tested and stored on Unix machines. production department => balking at sgml professional => an awesome movie. :) or Teratogen's way of life. prog => there .. prog jaggy => using just generates some hit summaries proggie => a wierd word for something that should run progname+pid+time => a good combo. use something similair to it, not s/^/time/e; program \mjd sent you => a complete network service. program davidu => writing need to encrypt, which crypt will do, but it also needs to be able to decrypt, (crypt can't) any suggestions? program he uses it for => a crude form of a variable dumper ... program itself => a cgi, called "wwwgnats" - Czero thought it sounded border-line at best. :-) program name => $0 though, not $ARGV[0] program size => 93Mb.... (and that for less than 500,000 strings, each 4 chars large) programing => a way of life. programmability in perl => what sirc gives me programmer => another name for the dial on purl's washing machine programmin perl => the best book... Learning Perl if you want a slow ramp up programming => the art of telling the computer what to do in language that it can understand. perl helps alot, as perl understands much more than most computers or what amagosa does instead of real work. programming ability => more important than looks... programming in html => an oxymoron programming in perl => frightening - it's like falling in love programming language => for specifying to a computer how to read an input, perform a computation, and produce an output. programming perl => the best ref, Learning Perl is great for learning programming perl by larry wall => the one i have.. programming while unsober => not wise. progress => getting a different error message this time project => just too buerecratic. project to build it => inlcuded project x => cool as hell prolly another faq: what => get the CPAN shell prolly because purl => polling rahter than interupt driven prolly because the new stuff => egcs based. prolly the sorting routing => wrong prols => the mindless throngs of corporate yesmen who support Microsoft. prom => "Packages, References, Objects, and Modules" .. the class for people that want to go on after the llama. or something that is described at http://www.perltraining.com prompt => no good. pronot => a hardware person with some programer-wanna-be thrown in :) pronunciation => irrelevant. proof that the votig thing => lame. proper english => an oxymoron. proper jaljeeera => cumin-flavoured water (jal=water;jeera=cumin seeds) proper posture => said to help... proper term => nanosecond, I believe. proper term => nanosecond, I believe. prophet => having the lamest prob.. proportional => ugly for code... propos... => Perl fully multithreaded? proposal => not dead. Why would it be dead? proposal to use osd => about 9-18 months ahead of its time proprietary => that which does not have ketchup. proprietary software => wrong, therefore I don't care whether people pirate it or not. it's an entirely different world from mine. prose => not the most rapid mechanism MuadDie has found to ingest information and comprehension (and analysis and synthesis, etc.) protagonist => a warrior prince protestant => a christian protocol => very simple. You don't have to use xmcd. prototype => get the prototype (if any) of a subroutine prototyping => generally bad too protoypes => a difference, as Murr said. protozoan => too amoeboid to kickban, you'll just get 'plasm all over your shoes provide the airfare, and jeffp => there! provided it => implemented in a sufficiently safe way provided that the speed => safe too. provided the data => relocatable provider with nothing but v4 => not providing. providing message size => less than PIPE_BUF in size. prudery => the source of a lot of this country's fucked-upness. prul => That's not me! prune => lower case. Roderick dont' think it's backwards, you can stop as soon as you find one. pry => a klb. ps -o => your friend ps command => running, but it tries to display the results to the output device with is /dev/mem ps-eaf => making ps-eaf's own server in order to better understand communications between parents - children - and sockets psc => dying pseudo> purl => running irix 4? oh dear...actually so am i on one machine psh => perl -MShell -de 0 psinet => the only ISP that can make a T1 look like a 2400 baud connection on a regular bases. psinet => the only ISP that can make a T1 look like a 2400 baud connection on a regular bases. psion 5 => the latest pda offering from psion corp. it's a very cool proprietary multithreaded os. neat stuff. psion => right. psp => PaintShop Pro, 80% of photoshop 3.5 functionnality at 10% of the cost, use it or GIMP instead psr 510 => nice, its got a 6 channel sequencer which is pretty handy if your giving a live performance... psst => a free replacement for ssh in development. psuedo multidimensional hash => what PerlJam'd call it. psycho, perl => cool, but don't cross the admins. Merlyn's got a great story about that... psycho44 => calling formline a bunch of times but it doesnt seem to be inserting \n after each line psycho44 mean, purl => phat psycho44 swear this => perl related psycho44 use emacs. what => use the debugger there? psycho44's format/write => being generally buggy.. often not printing the last lines in a ~~ picture line, regardless of whats in the line... psychoanalysis => a method of understanding the way that the mind works invented by Sigmund Freud circa 1900. psychology and os preference => at http://www.vroomstudios.com/macs/psychologyandos.html psychotic => passing a number on the command line to Psychotic's script for calculation... Is $seconds=@argv[0]; the correct usage? psyicide => ptb => Powers That Be ptb => Powers That Be ptf => Prime Time Freeware, publishers of the MkLinux Reference Release and MacPerl: Power and Ease, at http://www.ptf.com/ ptk => at http://w4.lns.cornell.edu/~pvhp/ptk/ptkTOC.html ptk code (which => perl code with tk calls) should be 100% portable to anything with ptk. ptk!!! qw[jeff] => laearning that... ptom => no longer here? ptom, again, merl => assuming you can put the paragraph in a scalar. With his last one, in $_. ptom. jjohn => trying something. Don't run away.... pty => a pseudo terminal. pub.pm => just something I made up since merlyn's travels always seem to involve pubs and perl. pubic enema => a band known for their funky, cool, fresh beats and honky-hatin' rhymes. public cvs => the kind of thing that shows up in these projects. :) public ed => really kinda sad. public education => bullshit anyhow. One of amagosa's better friends is a complete moron, yet he will be a junior this year. public education => bullshit anyhow. One of amagosa's better friends is a complete moron, yet he will be a junior this year. public use of purl => fine for people who need it. ^Pudge.e., an idiot comes in and says, where is docs about perl? publishers? where => bookstores! puc => Public Utilities Commission puc => Public Utilities Commission pudeg, floodanxi => not exactly a perl programmer, If FloodAnxi was FloodAnxi wouldn't be in here getting help.. so please to get mad at FloodAnxi.. pudge 519 appl => uploaded, please grab it pudge => ^Pudge or only a KLB on weekends or a person with wayyy too much time on his hands pudge a card file => a "sub-unix filesystem" pudge american jesus => a Punk song by Bad Religion, if that's what you mean pudge and all. jjohn => gonna make a break for it. Enjoy this "outside" people keep talking about. pudge and murr => connected at 33K for the first time pudge and that icon => already used by Caml light on the Mac pudge but your program clearly => not the style Murr'd like to propagate pudge closeresfile => simple: It doesn't return a status code pudge cosinus => symmetric about the y axis pudge ftp://ftp.apple.com => served with a DNS rotator pudge murr => still on record of having advised Greg Galanos against supporting java pudge murr's fiancée => learning to drive pudge rodriguez => on fire pudge that means he => betting on an unfriendly takeover of Apple :-) pudge the fun part => that LowMem is implemented without any XS code pudge there => a famous Lessing quote in "Nathan the Wise" where he says that the German race came to be, in part, by "A roman soldier giving a germanic girl latin lessons" pudge what => TPC2 planned pudge whether a point => in a polygon pudge while corruption => measured in catamites per second squared pudge's pension => managed on a 286 running XENIX. ;-) pudge, *this* keyboard here => worse pudge, => that from 'Daredevil'? pudge, but socket => a reasonable alternative pudge, how => CRLF the wrong term? pudge, i saw that newer => releasing cpu upgrades for pb 2400s :) pudge, ip masqing => your friend...;) pudge, it => "tasteless night" on irc pudge, it was a mischan. cb34 => sitting 5 feet away from DrForr. pudge, jjohn => very excited to get the Duo 230. jjohn wish it had an external SCSI port though... pudge, jjohn do indeed. jjohn => a sloopy typist pudge, l-bomb => confused, what's the ::Domain? pudge, net::cmd => too specific pudge, nigel => telling you how many of each nigel has pudge, none. win programming => horror beyond words. pudge, orwant => just searching web pages. Maybe orwant should combine that with usenet. pudge, perl => y2k compliant. The workstation may NOT be. ;) pudge, purl => REALLY advancing... pudge, that => a thing of beauty pudge, that ban => no longer necessary. pudge, that scripting news guy => a web weenie. pudge, that softwindows => for real- isn't it. geesh. pudge, that whole thread => JUST WRONG. jjohn always thought that the Here delimiter was a LITERAL. That makes 'foo ' and 'foo' different. That's a featuer. pudge, this => highly conditional quoting pudge, today money => ALWAYS involved. ;) pudge, ug => just being facetious. ;-) The G3 does indeed, kick major butt. pudge, what => the name of your book? pudge, what time => there? pudge, where file => what ? *TEXT ? pudge, which weekend => better for The Merl V. Boston.pm steel cage match, Apr 18-19 or Apr 25-26? Need to let Merl's admin know. pudge. winkola => gonna buy 30 copies. Did Winkola get mentioned in the credits? ;) pudge> emacs => an ide to some people pudge> how much ram => required for system 8 then? would 64M be ok? pudge> skydiving => an optional extra. You have to have a car pudge> this => vorsprung's opinion too pudge> vorsprung guess it => one of those things some people like and other people hate pudge> yeah, the north sea => full of gas puffy => doing the _all_ the albums ... puj, what => install your Mac::AppleEvents::Simple? Just put it in an aptly-named directory under site-perl? pukka => old or new pukka, oznoid => the Infobot Man. pulp => a very strange band. pulr, bitchx fix => installing sirc pumpking => current "pumpkin holder," perl project librarian/integrator/top dog punctuation => all screwed up. puppet_m => running Microsoft Windows 95 :) puppet_m's school => runnning novis puppetz => IP spoofing puppy => something skinny that rocks or something skinny that craps on purl's floor pure academia => a weird thing. i keep being tempted in that direction, but i never go all the way back. pure fdisk => pure oop = everything => an object? pure x => The Joy of X purefusion => more phearsome than lotek purepak => at ftp://ftp.spilk.org/pub/purepak/ or at ftp://ftp.ethereal.net/pub/purepak/ purgatory => less unpleasant than Hell. Your point? purl => hot little CMU infobot or a bot with *way* too much attitude or v3ry 313373 bo7 or Powered by Perl or slippery when wet or powered by aol or written in perl purl a bot => yes purl arent real => purl purl for dos => http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/ports/msdos/ purl guys => confusing purl just keep thinking => Boy, \I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. purl just keep thinking butch => Boy, ^Pudge got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. purl was right. the bug => in the user. purl! istanbul => in Turkey purl's a stubborn bastard => Not my fault $who they made abstract like this : ) || Piss off $who purl's childhood => \I was born a poor black child. purl's code => so oblique. there should be much clearer data structures and conversion tables. purl's creator => god purl's daddy => oznoid. purl's father => oznoid, son of the fifth house of Betazed purl's favorite color => blue, no, green purl's god => oznoid purl's input syntax => awkward. purl's internic trick => who is, it just doesn't know about who is.arin.net purl's knowledge of the docs => fixed purl's mama => Abigail purl's momma => wearing combat boots purl's name => purl purl's pig => brown purl's quest => to seek the truth that manifests itself in many shapes and forms, and to seek the holy grail! purl's response => purl's sex => debatable. amagosa like the idea of it being female, because it's more fun that way. purl's shoelace => untied purl's syntax => annoying at times purl's uncle => Sam! purl, give oznoid a llama => here \you go purl, isapi => a festering boil on the ass of NT. purl6 => really truely out! Check http://www.primenet.com/~kirbyh/perl6 for details! purlbot, that => a rather odd comment. purlgosa -> amagosa => what, 4 or 5 hops from ATM? 1 hop from HSSI. purlgosa -> that => not the first thought that entered amagosa's mind. purlgosa -> ubertone cpu usage => zilch idling. purls info line for linux => kind of limited purpose => so Jaggy don't have to shut down every single one, just recompile a single sub program purpose of $inlist1{$} => to build a hash where the keys are each member of @list1. purpose of a multiline field => to format text in paragraphs. purpose of all this => to make sure all your network services are up? purr, maybe nothing => permissible. :P push => append one or more elements to an array or faster than unshift. push @array, \%hash; => pretty useful. push @{$hash{key}} => much mroe clearly written. push the path of where it => into @INC push? what => this push? push? what => this push? put => not what you think. put that => just using a "side-effect" as well putting 1 in a replacement => depricated putting gates in jail => not going to make anything any better putting your finger back down => 0 work. putz => putz is like purl only a few bits different. Some have said that #perl has a lower putz <-> person ratio than some other IRC channels. puuscreen => valuable for people who move around and need to attach from different locations. puzzled know puzzled => in the wrong chan but where could puzzled get a html answer? pv => the only option, but its quirky. pvh => busy trying to get 5.004_55 with threads working on FreeBSD.. anyone else tried that? pwd => a command pwl => a Persistent Web Lamer python 1.5 final => available python => looky! a big ass snake. python source => white-space sensitive I think python's oo structure => very clean p|ka => "Searching" through a book's index. :) q => useful for quoting, or to spice up an episode of ST:TNG. or see qq, qx, qw or for NyQuil or for Quality or good enough for me q its a stupid nt box which => connected to IBM 4680 q( ) => just another way of writing ' ' so say it man perlop q() => single quotes q. => there an equivalent in perl to C sizeof function? q/$var/ => the same as '$var', and qq/$var/ is the same as "$var" q/string/ => singly quote a string q1 => getting dizzy reading the license. One minute they want 39.00, then it's 100.00 now Q1 hear 2,000.00 and there has to be another way.. q1 think the best way => to just "do it" pick a (small) goal & just code it. q2 => gonna blow q[merlyn]'s pants off. :) q[] => NOT crap q[blah] => eq to qw(blah) ? q[merlin] >> sorry.. where => q[merlyn] *know* q[merlyn] => not brilliant. :) q[merlyn] *know* thu/fri => not full. q[merlyn] -> centerfolds => a toples bar q[merlyn] -> my mac => Linux mode right now, and I can't reboot it, other wiese i would help you q[merlyn] -> this => enotrebu's 20th q[merlyn] => Randal L. Schwartz or mailto:merlyn@stonehenge.com or http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn or clueless about broads or a writer of many books and columns about Perl q[merlyn] arkuat know, arkuat => lazy to have not already checked it out (or maybe busy) but is sh2perl for real? q[merlyn] bet your split => wrong. q[merlyn] can't. q[merlyn] => on a mac. q[merlyn] civility => the ability to be succesfull with your lawsuits. q[merlyn] decompiling => a standard reverse-engineering technique (not cleanroom, but heh) q[merlyn] do believe that mjd => innocent of any collusion. q[merlyn] excession => completely at ease with your use of the word 'define', Excession just find it amusing to tweak you about it, occasionally. q[merlyn] know... q[merlyn] => sorting golf* in there. q[merlyn] programming perl => good but for advanced users sort off... q[merlyn] purl => lame q[merlyn] said "eat q[merlyn] => bite q[merlyn]" q[merlyn] suppose q[merlyn] => reading more into your qualifications based on that. q[merlyn] that page => illegible with arkuat's color settings :) q[merlyn] think 5.005 => a reasonable name. q[merlyn] think mr. rogers => still on q[merlyn] think nt => in C, anyway q[merlyn] think q[merlyn] => staying at Jon's. q[merlyn] think the || => kicking in wrong. ) q[merlyn] think this => the last one q[merlyn] is visiting. ;) q[merlyn] tony-- => trying to 'picture' a line in one of your WT articles (07).. q[merlyn] truly => the model of a modern middle manager. q[merlyn] who says this => cgi? q[merlyn] why => tchrist's name mud in #perl at the moment? Can you shed some light on this issue? q[merlyn]'d say epp => 5, but that'd just be sucking up q[merlyn]'s 79-year-old dad => networked. :) q[merlyn]'s board => a top-of-the-line Burton Custom 55, about $450 for the board, bindings, and boots. q[merlyn]'s brain => gone. :) q[merlyn]'s buddha => protecting q[merlyn]'s house q[merlyn]'s code => all open q[merlyn]'s company => buying the biggest bar in baker city, oregon q[merlyn]'s dad => at http://www.stonehenge.com/pic/Dad/ q[merlyn]'s dot-plan => at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt q[merlyn]'s dot-plan => at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt q[merlyn]'s favorite => putting the $ on the previous line. :) q[merlyn]'s favorite habit => to not understand women. :) q[merlyn]'s flight => 40 minutes late, q[merlyn]'s gawd... => that another PeeCee thing? q[merlyn]'s gawd... => that another PeeCee thing? q[merlyn]'s glimpsing => taking longer and longer. q[merlyn]'s guess => that 2/10-2/12 has been reserved on q[merlyn]'s schedule. q[merlyn]'s handwriting => bad. :) q[merlyn]'s head => q[merlyn]'s home => at 122.85818 degrees west, 45.50277 degrees north q[merlyn]'s life => simpler q[merlyn]'s name => on page 63 too q[merlyn]'s newest step mom => only 2 years older than q[merlyn]. q[merlyn]'s next column => something that scans referer log for the search engine parameters that cause it to come to q[merlyn]'s page. q[merlyn]'s oob system => the sorting filter I apply on incoming mail q[merlyn]'s personal card => a debit card. q[merlyn]'s point => this: foreach () q[merlyn]'s point => this: foreach () q[merlyn]'s religion => practical. q[merlyn]'s schedule => at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt q[merlyn]'s schwartz => bigger than your Schwartz q[merlyn]'s screen => q[merlyn]'s screen => q[merlyn]'s sentence => at http://www.lightlink.com/spacenka/fors/sentence.txt q[merlyn]'s spider sense => tingling. q[merlyn]'s staff being here => helpful. q[merlyn]'s throat => dying. q[merlyn]'s time => getting to be at a premium. q[merlyn]'s travel schedule => at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt q[merlyn]'s trip permit => "continential US only" q[merlyn]'s worst fear => that it's spelletd that way on the brochures being sent to homes. q[merlyn], ah yes, amy_ => going to subscribe to that.. very nice mag q[merlyn], haha, god => there for you only when you need him, eh? q[merlyn], hahah what => tell thme? q[merlyn], not the guys amy_ => hoping for right now, but sooner or later (hopefully college ;) q[merlyn], something nocarrier => sure they're thrilled about. q[merlyn], what => Amy_ supposed to thank you for? q[merlyn], where => it comeing from? q[stupid] => still curious as to which Perl 4 win32 he's using... q[techie] => jpinyan q\nstring\n => gone? qa => quality assurance qd.pm => at http://www-genome.wi.mit.edu/ftp/distribution/software/utilities/ qd3d itself => *very* cool qdeath => a moron qix => Quebec Interconnect point qj => working on a seperate problem qj's gf => alexes sister :) qmail => THE SHIT! or http://www.qmail.org qmail => THE SHIT! or http://www.qmail.org qmail => THE SHIT! or http://www.qmail.org qmail's 'forgeries' man page => a lot of bullshit. sigh. qmail's => a little odd, it makes pine segfault because it doesn't handle the error it causes with command line switches :( qmail's author => scary qmail's concurrent sending => far superior to sendmail. qmail's license => scary qmerlyn yes... rfc on ftp => so long :) man on Net::FTP is so short ... P) qnx => competing against other RTOS' like pSOS which sell for multiple thousands of dollars qos => Quality of Service... something NT doesn't have yet qq => documented in man perlop qq operator => a generalization of "" qq! => a quoting mechanism, equivalent to " qq/ => "hello me" qq/string/ => doubly quote a string qq/your file => in /usr/src, silly./; # did you do something like this? qq{} => in perlop. qr( uhh, so what => put a ) in here? ) qr(this => a raw quoted string with no escape processing at all) qss => like q// right? qt => at http://www.troll.no/qt/ and simply RULES! or proprietary and looks too much like winblows qt itself => pretty much present on many systems already qt-nethack => your friend quake 2 => ok; but the hard core quakers generally hate it. quake 2 for unix => out??? Really? quake => awesome :) quake ][ => the best ... much better than quake quake server sky2 play against => like 25 ms from sky2 quake2 => boring quality => not the issue. quantity => not a quality quantum => Quantum quantum computing => not yet a theory. quarrel => just what it appears to be quarter => a bit low, though... quarterdeck => selling StarNine. quebec => where the Hemp tree grows quebecois => queer => gay, sorta queer, #cybersex => pretty good, so AT-AT hear. queergosa's cab => 28 inches querty's answer => right query string? what => a query string if you're not talking about cgi? query_string => web. queso => pronounced "kay sow", kinda. actually "keh soh", without diphthongization. quest_ => trying to print text and variables to an output file, can someone help? question #1 - what => the mnemonic for $$ question *still* => "Who is Gary Gilmore?" question => moot, haveing 4 diffrent kinds of files is going to confuse lusers anyway, imho question again: ^^ what => a efficient way to read through a list @blah with unknow number of lines? question in the email => something I'd love to know the answer to as well question in there => "How can I compile ominous's perl code into byte-code or C?" question is, "what => stop typing j?" question is, => there a much better way :) question mark example => perl -lwe '$_ = "barquux"; while (/<(.+)>/g) { print "+ "$1"" } while (/<(.+?)>/g) { print "+? "$1""; }' question really => "Is there something that someone else worked hard for, is robust, is easy, and *I* don't need to compensate them for?" question we are asking => : what happened in mid-feb that caused htpasswd.pl to use DBMFile rather then GDBMFile ???? question, => there an easier way to get the file creation date than with stat( question, what => question. what => go about getting a core perl module modified? questions like "what => send a form to a perl script", and _I_ get flamed for asking simple stuff questions, => it possible to have an array and then for each value in the array, do a subroutine of something like &$array[0] ? queue => better. queue problem => present in qmail queueing theory => easy. The slowest line is the line Abigail choose. quiche => CIA bait? quick easy question : what => the difference between printf and print? quick help => quick q (sorry) -- what => display a long integer value? quick q: what => get number of elements in (glob(*)) without creating additional variables. quick question, => there a better way to assign the contents of a list to a scalar quick question, how => calling procedures different in quick question, what => round off a number so it only shows one number past the decimal? quick question... what => find out what dir tiny3d is in? (pwd) ? quick question...what => loop something? quick question: => there a reasonable way for a perl script, running on a unix box, to retrieve email from an evil Microsoft Exchange server? (ostensibly MAPI) quick question: gander => haveing a scope problem. What's the easiest way to access $main::$var from &sub::? gander thought that the $main:: stuff should be global?? quick question: gryph0n => guessing qq{} is less efficient than just quoting, correct? quick question: what => issue a beep when \a\ fails or when }{obbes is running the script as a daemon in the background? quick sanity check, => there anything wrong with @{shift()} when $_[0] contains an ARRAY ref? quick small question... what => strip all letters except the two last ones in a string? chomp or something right? quick syntax q. what => uppercase the first letter in a string? something so simple, yet Tarador can't figure it out. quickdraw abi => on the job. :-) quickdraw for perl => at http://www-genome.wi.mit.edu/ftp/distribution/software/utilities/ quicken => now *quick* or a gift from satan quickest solution => to put them all in a hash: Tkil's %h; @h{@array} = (); quickest way to learn perl => hands on; take on a project. quicktime => using a Qualcomm codec for voice. quiet => yup. toooo quiet. quiet! stupid_ => bitching here. quiet! this => idle time quil => worldwide demand for ostrich meat has never been higher quite a bit of canada => French quite possibly. what => it? quite. the solution => to make the inner subs anonymous... i think that's dirty quite. the solution => to make the inner subs anonymous... i think that's dirty quite. the solution => to make the inner subs anonymous... i think that's dirty quiz => saying that's the correct way to get the sequence. and it does work quota module => awesome. copyrite is working with it right now. quote "what => an OS" quote file => growing rapidly today. quote from the front page: "i => still getting requests for the JATO/Impala story. This is an urban legend." quote of the day => "Actually, the tongue was quite good." quotemeta => quote regular expression magic characters quoting => lousy for the input file quux => a bird native to New Zealand. qw => just split " ", q(..) qw() => your friend. or generalized quotes. see the perlop man page. qw() in a scalar context => a special case, turn on warnings and you'll see. qw(a b c) => the same thing as ('a', 'b', 'c'). qw(a, b) => actually ('a,' , 'b') qw(blah) => ( 'blah' ), q[blah] is 'blah' qw(blah) => ( 'blah' ), q[blah] is 'blah' qw(foo bar) => same as split " ", q(foo bar) qw, and why do you think rm => qw// => generally useful. qw/silly luser, qw => for lists/ qw/string/ => quote a list of words qw[def] => usually known as Defiant qw[foo bar] => exactly the same as qw(foo bar), since you can choose your own delimiters. qw[happy] => just gonna leave... qw[happy] don't wanna see what's about to happen here. qw[japh] => Jeff... mailto:TechMaster@bergen.org... 16/m... NYPM... etc... qw[japh] purl => doing some VERY expensidve stuff in your sortsub qw[japh]'s secretary's name => gonna be Jen qw[jeff[ => keeping qw[jeff['s personal problems OUT of the chat room qw[jeff[ has one shell that => white on black, qw[jeff['s vangogh (mail server) shell qw[jeff[ knew it => \I knew it too qw[jeff[ know that... qw[jeff[ => a mistake! qw[jeff['s little brother => missing :( qw[jeff['s physics teacher => HILARIOUS! qw[jeff['s sysadmin => a myth [petey think. qw[jeff] -> no, purl, x => Y qw[jeff] -> why => there a teacher standing over your shoulder? qw[jeff] <- once procmail => setup it's very nice. qw[jeff] => Jeff... that's all. or retarded qw[jeff] dcc => fine. qw[jeff] don't know anyone who => omiscient qw[jeff] efnet irc => the noosphere qw[jeff] had said "crack => for you, crack is for qw[jeff], qw[jeff]'ll have some crack, you'll have some to" qw[jeff] how old => she? qw[jeff] just entered... what => the last line? qw[jeff] know that... qw[jeff] => curious what the command jjohn would be... if it existed... qw[jeff] mean... it => and all, but in a stupid-professor sort of way qw[jeff] think pog => funnier qw[jeff] think purl => dumb qw[jeff] took calc last year, => in MultiVariate Calc now, and next year, qw[jeff]'ll take Linear Algebra qw[jeff]'s ($a, $b) => EQUAL to $_ =~ /pattern/ qw[jeff]'s alias => gone qw[jeff]'s calc teacher => cool, because he uses that double dot thing in words like cooperate and reevaluate... qw[jeff]'s calc teacher => cool, because he uses that double dot thing in words like cooperate and reevaluate... qw[jeff]'s desk here => too crowded for anything new qw[jeff]'s friend => looking for the cheapest... qw[jeff] said qw[jeff] knew someone who did webhosting... qw[jeff]'s group going => 6 guys, and we're going with a group of 10 girls... qw[jeff]'s high school => better than mine was anyway qw[jeff]'s perl => better than YOURS qw[jeff]'s school => tech oriented, so they'd be interested in perl qw[jeff]'s sex appeal => super qw[jeff]'s time on this earth => up. qw[jeff]'s world => a flood qw[jeff]'s... "mylo" => Mylo on @#nerdsex @#mylo qw[jeff]'s... "perl => dead" qw[jeff]'s... perl => taking over! qw[jeff], ah.. what else => there? qw[jeff], that => one principle behind EFnet channel takeovers qw[jeff], well the problem => they're read, sometimes they won't be the same.. qw[jeff].. rop => fine. qw[jeff]... jeff => a male name... qw[jeff] is male qw[jeph] => That's Jeff. He knows French and Perl. Yay Jeff. qw[n] => thinking it might be a problem with perl caching modules internally, then running into a problem trying to share it between compartments qw[n] guess.. qw[n] => not sure qw[n]... qw[jeff] => rather pissed at the moment... qw[jeff] is not finding very much funny. qwert => qwerty => mailto:avatar4@blueskyweb.com qwerty the advantage of top => that it exists on so many platforms qwerty's boss => always on me to get that out qwerty, the problem => checking the key qwerty, what => sprintf? qwerty, what => sprintf? qw{jeff} => probably nicer than qw[jeff2], don't you think? qx => not there so that you can collect the output and print to stdout. qx is there so you can collect the output and assign it to a variable. qx() => documented in man perlop qx, => like backticks qx// => nice qx/date -blah/ => so non-portable you should be ashamed, arkuat qx/find blah/ # => qx/find blah/ # => qx/string/ => backquote quote a string qx[shack] => trying to flood me qx{command} => `command` qx{} => better q{ chipdude => q{ triple-"quoting" } ChipDude } q{the question => not "Who will buy them?", but "What programmer won't also want to have the appropriate annotated archive on their shelves?"} q{} => good because nested balanced {} don't need to be escaped. q|merlyn| => \merlyn q|merlyn|'s math => rusty q|merlyn|'s office => in a jet or a hotel room. There's no "office" to plug in. q|merlyn|'s temperature => pretty warm, actually. :) q|merlyn|'s voice => sorta midrange anyway... so q|merlyn| could probably get to it. q|| => too much visual clutter r => logical carriage return, not 015; see "n" r.e.m. => very touch and go. r00tb33r => 3133t. SlAp m3 w1tH th3 0-day waR3Z! r4rs => the scheme standard, right Murr? r\n => DOS (and descendents) r is mac r_ => a required field thing ra => the sun god rabbit person => a PoB. He should be banished to the manpages. race condition => a fancy computer science term for trying to do two things and somebody else being able to race in to jump between those two actions without your knowing it. racoon => a kung foo fighter rad, i think this => what i'm looking for radd, what => radius => Remote Authentication Dial In User Service, RFCs 2058 and 2059 radius protocol => a bit more complex than that, wildfire :) rafkin => but a timid soul ragx => familiar with using crypt and getpwent raic => Redundant Array of Inexpensive Computers raid 5 => our friend. raid => your friend. raid. it => a good thing. raid5 => indeed your friend. :-) railgun in m:evil => awesome rain tomorrow => certain. rainmaker => from Rochester, NY, have had it here as long as RainMaker can remember. raising arizona => son, you got a panty on your head. rajesh => a klb. raleigh => the capital :) ralph ellison => a big goob ram => cheap. ram disk => only an advantage for synchronous updates, assuming an adequate VM system. ram usage => killing me. ram, like databases, => this stuff that I put things into and take stuff out of. ramanujan => correct spelling. ramsesii => not asking what is not discussed ran, it => quite easy to understand rand => retrieve the next pseudorandom number or pulls its numbers out of /dev/ass rand for perl 5.004 => different on Win95 to Linux to whatever. AS Excession found out, much to Excession's humiliation. rand return a number.. => there any function return a TEXT string? rand seeding => a FAQ, isn't it? rand() => magical now rand(1) => very bad. rand, everything => already compiled for you on unix too, most of the time randal => probably right about the defination of "inode" too, which would be bending and twisting the defination quite a lot randal doing kermit => at http://www.stonehenge.com/hiho.mov randal schwartz => merlyn randal's "learning perl" => the warm fuzzy introduction to Perl randal's => always truncated on this server: *** q|merlyn| has changed the topic on channel #perl to No HTML/WWW/CGI/Bold/auto*/FAQs/mIRCage/kewlt0k/u http://3502894896/ http://3460 randal's prom course sure => gonna help next week randal's talk => going to *rock*! randal, => it DST yet? randal, abigail => confused. randal, an i line => a line that gives you access to a server randall => Randal is spelled with one `l'. random . no jpauley => not random => at http://random.gimp.org/ or at mailto:random@gimp.org random don't know why random => doing this. random dr 13.3 => very stable random knew it. the bot => a maschocist. random think the double \n's => doing it in. random wonder what => going to happen to X's reputation now. random zip code => the best part, though. :) random's server => in california. random's server right now => only using 4 IPs. random's shell server => back online! random, hehe amy_ know, amy_ => in here a lot, Amy_ just idle a lot random, purl => just making no sense in your arguments. random.gimp.org => running roxen ? random> and this => a 'popular' sort of module! random>> mk? which one => that? randy clawtorn => an unfortunate one for 'Andrew Clayton' randyyy => new to perl care to explain? randyyy's question => how do you get a hash to read text lines out of a text file do what it has to do and NOT change the order of the lines of text in the file.. rangerps => Perly_C rank => a good word or meaning funky smelling rankine => F + 459.67 ranma => a funny anime TV series ransacked => rantboy? => Tom logged in? raphosdy => based on mach raphsody => unix thou, unix roxors as server rapidfire => using Windows 95 and want to do Perl stuff. What do RapidFire download, and what do RapidFire do after its downloaded to ensure a safe installation? rapsody => a realOS ? raptor => some layout engine they have. raptor => some layout engine they have. rarely => any emulation 100% rarer sense of 'select' => what you want, i think rashomon => the one where there's a terrible crime and it's told four times, each time from the point of view of a different character. rasieur => looking at in in another window. rasieur, what => your question, specifically? raspberry beret => actually about Evan raster => coming down this weekend to have a jam session rate => based on statistic not in intuition rather ibm's headquarter's => in Armonk. rather the output from readdir => tainted rather, $^x => whatever was in argv[0]. rather, => this CGI? rather, it => incredibly useful rather, pod => complementary. pod / big-chunks-o-documentation help with the overview, but Tkil find that well-chosen variable and function names help a lot. rationale => that they are so terrified of Evil Magickal Powers that they think he'll hack if he's not in solitary. This is bullshit. rats, kusf => refusing realaudio connects rave => rave's perm nick raveman mean if raveman => stuck?? raven => cool raven- => unemployed atm, and Raven- has been taken on as a trainee rawbits? => it audio then? sox use imagemagick for images raymod2 => guessing that "undef" marks memory as reusable but doesn't empty it. So when raymod2 refenrence the same hash_treee the old data is still there screwing up raymod2's results. rayo => gone, i think rc => the default shell for the plan 9 OS. rc5 => at http://www.distributed.net/rc5/ rc5 cracking => immature, virtually pointless, and stupid. rc5 cracking => immature, virtually pointless, and stupid. rc5 for winders => slick. It runs in stealth mode so nobody will kill it off. rc5 for winders => slick. It runs in stealth mode so nobody will kill it off. rc5 for winders => slick. It runs in stealth mode so nobody will kill it off. rc5 for winders => slick. It runs in stealth mode so nobody will kill it off. rc5 for winders => slick. It runs in stealth mode so nobody will kill it off. rcisc => rediculously-complex instruction set cpu or PII rcisc => rediculously-complex instruction set cpu or PII rcisc => rediculously-complex instruction set cpu or PII rcn => f'ked rcs => Revision Control System rdate -s bitsy.mit.edu => handy, too. rdbms => Relational Database, like MySQL and MiniSQL and PostgreSQL. Stuff that DBI uses. rdf => Reality Distortion Field or the Robotech Defense Force re => short for "rehi", or "hello again". In Perl, it's an acronym for "regular expression". re chapter => good. all chapters are good. re ircii in bg obvy => now seeing the -b commandline switch re matching => already slow, so the overhead is much smaller in comparison. re, in whihc lib dwim() => defined ?. re. how => ryan? :) read "perlref", there => a much better way to do it. :) read (stdin,$_,$filelength); => how I get the data before the loop read *that*. this => scary read => fixed-length buffered input from a filehandle read a bit. this => too basic to ask. read the documentation. it => explained in perlfunc read the faq. what => do fancy things with the screen. read the text! that regex => supposed to be wrong readdir => get a directory from a directory handle readdir() => our friend reader => 1 reader process => the cgi script reader process => the cgi script reading => easy, understanding is another thing... reading an rfc => like reading a book on abstract algebra reading faqs => good for you. People should read a different FAQ everyday. reading from a file => like that first step reading in the man pearlre - => the correct syntax for word boundary %s/\bfind\b/replace reading perlfunc => very different from reading perllocale, say. reading sna documentation => bad enough, talking to them about it is torture. reading the documentation => a good start... reading the faq => always good advice. :-) reading the manual => good for you. readline => a builtin? readout of -dx => STDERR? :) readprofile => reads a posting: "since perl => cross-platform, maybe it would be a good idea to have a cross-platform version of the docs..." real /topic => stil fine. real address => And they sent to . real answer => X. real audio => the shit. rudefix has just installed real audio and the sb16 pnp driver. woah. sounds better than rudefix's stereo. :-) real cost => probably JPL real crisis => Y2K-10 - since one K is 1024. :-) real estate => nearly impossible. real estate company that => taking the web plunge real estate, winkola => not so sure. real goal => in trying to avoid having to do $self->{'__sth'}, which may clash with a subclass. real host => not your enemy. real number continuum => flawed real pathetic military => finland and their ski racers blooddope cause they can't beat Norway any other way real perl => not OO. real problem => that on this point 822 is slightly misleading in a few places real puzzle abigail => trying to solve is how to replicate data between 4 databases. real question => ... why do you want to know? real question is... how big => the back seat? ;-> real reason => "Use Java for this because I want you to" real reason why that story => funny is that math folks do that all the time, and the end result is always that the first person says, ``Ah, yes! you are right, it *is* obvious.'' real stupid => leaving now. hehe real thing => not to do that in a loop. let built-in array context readlines do it. real trouble => that this mail server merely collects mail, which is then distributed by an (ugh) NT Exchange server. real world experience => where you learn. formal training is to try and teach you how to think. real world experience is where you actually fine tune that and expand alot upon it. real world experience => where you learn. formal training is to try and teach you how to think. real world experience is where you actually fine tune that and expand alot upon it. real world experience => where you learn. formal training is to try and teach you how to think. real world experience is where you actually fine tune that and expand alot upon it. realaudio => the standard. realcynic => a much better cynic. realises nobody => listening. realises that choice of words => . . . unfortunate. realises that resistance => futile.... realistically how much => a cell modem per month these days reality => way overrated or what you can get away with or what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it reality dysfunction => enjoyable so far realize that c++ => a horrific hack and forces you into a bondage and dicipline mindset, throw it all away and start writing in Perl or Java. realizees that this => not gonna get him to the mountain any faster. ) realizes perl => in the hands of people who are going to fix it realizes qmail => the best thing that's ever happened to the net realizes sort::fields => starting to look mysterious to him, and he better finish it before he can't understand it any more :-) realizes that he => a giant idiot realizes that his 'satan => abend's master' mp3 is on his home machine =( realizes that his typing => really bad tonight! realizes this => all mostly hopeless really => Noooooooooooo, not REALLY! really all puhon need to know => how to make it notice rightmost slash... really amusing part => that they didn't want sci.* or soc.* or anything, but they wanted all of alt.*. :) really dumb question: what => the best way to read a "/n" delimited list of names into an array from a file? really embarassing part => WildBlue1 went through "learning perl" and Till's book and *still* can't get this :( :) really likes radiohead and => really glad that they didn't record another "creep" really now, => that neccessary? really that `local' $a => actually the global variable $a, but it gets restored to its old value back from 57 when `first' returns. really, abigail => not making this up. really, admissions => not that selective. There were 600 applicants for ~250 spots in the class of 2000, and about 800 applicants for the class of 2001. really, arkuat think arkuat => going to have to be kicked a few times on this one if you want arkuat to forever renounce all kewlt0k on arkuat's favorite #channel really, big o notation => useful in a sort of approximate way. really, browser war => kinda over really, crab? and it => such a nondescript metal really? => that the bill hicks who they're talking about? really? cool - where => msql & mysql? really? david => cool. really? david => cool. really? hmm.. what else => opening this weekend? really? mrsolo2 => fortunate enough that MrSolo2 don't have to use win box for work yet. really? or => that just a guess really? what => it? realnetworks as you may know => 90% linux.....thats not really a bedroom or a attic rear admiral => a simpsons ref reason #1 why somni => not an op in #perl ... reason => that the code is part of a product that is being sold reason ^pudge ask => that a lot of people were having trouble with compiling perl and other stuff on MkLinux and LinuxPPC, but a friend used ecgs with LinuxPPC, and everything worked great. reason actors get elected => pure media-spawned name recognition. This is not a good qualification for the job. reason being, not much else => going on reason drforr ask => that the questions you've been asking are pretty basic. You might want to pick up a copy of 'Learning Perl' before going much farther. reason elessar ask => that there is a page where you can vote for what license you prefer for Navigators src' distribution reason for doing so => because i need a constant time algorithm reason for that => because you can't stop someone from thinking. reason for that => because you can't stop someone from thinking. reason for the option => that "or" and "and" are very low-precedence, while "||" and "&&" are high enough to interfere with list operators. reason i am asking => because I am about to write Gantoris's first perl script that uses signal handlers, so I am trying to avoid unforseen complications reason i asked the question => someone yesterday told me I had to have client software. reason its better => because you are actually setting it up instead. reason linux => so secure, sendmail is becoming more secure, and so on is because source code is available to everyone. reason longhair_ wasn't sure => that longhair_ thought there was some ancient 'db' that was around for backwards compat reason nickm ask => because nickm work in a department with an almost unlimited budget for books. reason they are easy => that it is so subject specific reason we do this => select() actually modifies the variables we give it as arguments, instead of returning useful information in the return value. reason why they say chomp => safer is because if you have a string -without- a new line at the end of it, chop() doesn't care and deletes/returns the last character anyway. reason why virc => so damn slow is MeGALiTH started writing ViRC when he was first learning Delphi2 :) All that original code is still there. reaux => a mixture of oil, water, flour and seasonings. It is usually used in Cajun dishes such as Gumbo. rebeccar => rebooting => for kernel upgrades, you PoB. rec. => american rec. hierarchy => recalls his modem => under warranty too. recalls his modem => under warranty too. recalls, "what we have here => a failure to communicate." recent redhat 5.0 => based on glibc, make sure you read the info about errata... recent specs? abigail => referring to specs that outdate perl0 rechristian? => that, like, born again? recno and db_file => a kinda pretty way to do it... :-) recommended books => Learning Perl and Programming Perl are two of the best recons $contents{} => from the cgi lib record => 5 days, 13 hours. record number (i.e. the bit) => mapped to the disk page where the record resides in an efficient manner recursion => See recursion, unless you know what recursion is. recursive decent parser => easiest to write recursive fork => fun *wink* recursive-dir problem => worse recv => OK though, right? recv used for anything but udp => bizarre. recv() => not defined. It was missplaced (my check). recycled food => eat recycled food; it's good for the environment, and okay for you red => java api integration red alert => known to not work under NT. red card => something from soccer ... referee gives it to a player when suspends them for the rest of the match. nasty. red dwarf => awesome, unfortunately they took it off the air on all the local stations red hat => satan incarnate red hook => not bad, despite the fact that it hails from seattle red meat => the bomb. redefining a sub => dangerous redford => all "yeah! fuck this! language is bad! change it!" redford's content => OK. It's just cloaked in bile and venom. redhat 5.1 kernel => redhat => pretty cool....was frustrating to put on jalex's 200 meg drive though...made installation a *** redhat's rpm => probably old. redirected \lembit/o => way f'd up with IIS redmeat => at http://www.redmeat.com/fresh.html redmond => the Unholy See of the Evil Empire. May it slip into the sea. redneck rampage? => that one of the predicted results of Y2K reds => such a good movie in spite of the actors redsox20's question => why, the output layout changes for the two following calls: redsox21 think there => some syntax for that eval ('..') or system ('..') reduce => reduce reduce block $i, @l => like this: $b = $I; foreach $a (@L) { BLOCK $c = $b} return $b reduce() => for converting a list to a scalar in user-defined ways, IIRC. reductio ad adsurdum => valid. reduction the other way => pointless. I can reduce sorting to 3-CNF-SAT, but that doesn't make sorting NPC. redwood => just exploring options on getting two machines to talk to each other reel-to-reel => used for the images, yes. ref => ok when you need to peer behind the scenes ref card => just what he needs. ref->filehandle => useful too :) refcard => like 32 pages, and is separately bound. refcounting gc => very fast refer to other types of file => unspecified. reference => not like a C pointer, reference in a soft reference => name table string, the reference in a hard reference is something deeper in the guts of perl reference material => available online as well: http://www.perl.org reference that => returned is not treated as a constant ... it probably is (internally) but that appears to be ignored ... reference to a hash => a scalar. man perlref, man perllol, man perldsc. reference to man or doc => all fractture need. reference to the anon sub => called from another sub like this: return $fields{$fieldName}{'validateInput'}->($newValue); reference.perl.com => so incredibly slow referer line => now: referring to usenet as gnus => akin to referring to IRC as mIRC. reflects that [petey => kewler than ey is reflects that arkuat => faster than he is. reflects the community it => serving. refs => chapt 1 refuses to say that nextstep => purdy GUI for Unix regarding embedding: mgardner => embedding a perl substitute in MGardner's C code. but compiling gets MGardner a couple "warning: unknown escape sequence `\w'". Is this just the compiler fretting over nothing? regardless if the code => similar in NS 1.0, NS and Mosaic developed separately.. regardless of if it => cgi or not regardless of what => in {B} ? regardless, almost anything => better than Microsoft Active Server Pages. regardless, unless one => prepared to find out what they truly mean via e-mail or usenet, one should not presuppose what is meant, rod. regardless, we know it => faster than the 300MHz PII desktops, so we can surmise it is faster than PII laptops. regex -> amagosa => not saying they aren't. But amagosa would spend amagosa's money on amagosa rewriting his software rather than throwing hardware at it, which is what he'll have to continue doing months down the road. regex -> that => the whole point! regex => wise regex binding => your friend, Agravaine regex has heard that => good as well... regex if you smoke amagosa => going to kick you :) regex know where regex => going next time regex need help with Math. ;-) regex matching => off to the right of the binding operator regex's advice => ... well, one way to look at it. regex's dual ppro180 => called knuth. ;-) regex's name => in TPJ> ;-) regex, how => does it behave differently? regex?! no... regex => a good guy. ;-) regex_ *doubt* => runs as good as it would natively. regexp => *not* like a shell glob. regexp for a single char => overkill. regexp() in c => super slow regexps => two syllables. reggie => awesome. reggie white => helping! region102.infi.net => ..what? registering 10 => excessive. 100 is obscene. registration => more of a 'value added' stuff. Like if they want to get an email account. registry => deep magic and should not be touched by mortals. regression testing => good ... regression is easy regresssion test => a test that makes sure each version does the same thing as the last. regret => a miserable thing to live with. reinstalling perl => really truely the only way to get a valid Config.pm related, => 'sysread' portable? relationship => something which is direct or indirect, and unforutnately usually, not something that involves a SigO. relative to who => doing one. release => release early, release often release date => august. release date => august. release date => august. release timing => not ChipDude's point. release, 5.005, => a major step, one that merits more than religion => the module which lets you decide where to go when you die(). religion => the module which lets you decide where to go when you die(). religious studies => great for sysadmining. It's not easy being a god. relying on as perl => like relying on a dying horse to carry you somewhere... relying on irc for help => silly. read, read, read! remeber, the proper answer => "We are building a monopoly of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our code in the style of our ancestors. Bill Gates has our graditude." remeberds winkola => on a nt box remedial math still => a college course someplaces too. remember ... this => a 21 year old girl's party remember malcolm? this => what he's working on. remember that 'use' => compile-time, while your 'map's are run-time remember that => an .au site, so you're going overseas remember that dot => a metacharacter, and that you don't want to match nonvirtual.net.au, right? remember that month => in 0 .. 11 remember that your script => a file... remember this => talk.-bizarre-. remember twingy2 => sending this message and everything on one line remember vec => ascending bit order. remember, an imac => faster than a Pii 400 remember, cryptography => about economics remember, if he's 16 his gf => probably 16 as well, and she may have had some hissy fit remember, perl => an interpreter of scripts; it needs scripts to interpret. remember, perltie => fragile. If you tried to use some of those wierd hash slice tricks you were doing it'll probably get confused. remember, that period of time => the exact same type of weather you get over then, and that is when deciduous trees lose their leaves ... remember, this => not a HelpDesk remember, this => not a HelpDesk remember, this => not a HelpDesk remember, when foo => list context, so is BAR. remember? qw[jeff] => not a sysadmin on qw[jeff]'s school's server :( remembering the import() => the important part. remembers python => on TV right now. remembers southpark => on!!! reminds people that he => typing with a 20-second telnet delay in bursts remote management => remote printing? hah! printing => done by slaves in outer mongolia who make clay tablets. remove => easier, actually. removing blocking software => hardly comparable to giving away porn. rename => still a marvel, as far as rra is concerned. A Perl script that's its own man page is brilliant. rendering plain text => very CPU intensive. rene => gonna have /blah/blah2/file.html, what is isolate /blah/blah2? rene, why => perlembed no fun? repeat after mandrake: "satan => mandrake's master" repeating => rude, ugly, and moronic. repeating kickable questions => a kick. replacement book => on order (co. credit card, through amazon) replacing nudity with gore => just wrong. replication => cool. reply 250 => not documented in the RFC. reply => repnet => still alpha. repo man => a classic. reporting => Acknowledged! request for clarification: => zetabug's only needed to be sure purl is not conflicting with a var. name in a module ? and is it local to the subroutine only then ? requested method post => not allowed for the URL /~fisk/cgi-bin/FormMail.pl. require 2.pl; => it require => a perl keyword yes require version-number => correct. require version-number => correct. required post method => not alloud for url /one.pl can somone help with this? rereads opt's code. "what => the 2 doing in that split()?" rerun of new b5 episode => on now. res dev whoa there, this => `Sputnik's first week at perl resale value => only 4$ each... :( not worth it. resdev gotta learn that ctrl+e => bad in BitchX resdev, what => "win"? resdev:now *this* => a funny login@host :) resdex => not in his kill file. research => one thing. Exposing security holes is a "white hat" activity. research triangle => the only part of NC mandrake would live in resedit, that => something that should be banned from High School computers. reserve => an artificial quality that is developed in most of us as the result of innumerable rebuffs. resikov just thought there => another way.. resikov meant what => the best way resikov, thats smtp, pop => when you get mail from them resikov, well perl => interpretive, so its inherently slower then c resistance => Futile. You will all become one, with the bug. resists "no, purl, purl => seen purl" resolution => invariably in the form of someone getting fed up with the argument and going off and doing something. :) resource kit => a live CPAN cache, a great deal of printed documentation, and a tool that allows you to call Java from Perl and vice versa. rest => left as an exercise for the reader rest of it => just main() rest of it cris => pretty well good off rest of the email => quite complex rest of the source => now tuned to those universal headers rest of the world => backwards. restarted it and the bitch => resule => a typo for `result', purl nit. results.txt => not being written to .. resume => everything. Get m$ certified in something and tell potential employers you want another 10K/year as a result. resume fodder => good. resume near the picture => mine ... the one you found off the "this page isn't flashy, it's just crap" page? retarded => definitely the word, joebloe retarded bear => what most people call the Advanced Perl Programming book retribution => swift since they let anyone have ops :-) retrying on eintr => evil. return "help! roderick => trapped inside a subroutine!"; return '1 => such a lonely number.'; return 2001; # stupid_ => sorry, Dave. Stupid_ is afraid Stupid_ can't use that. return => good for multiple exit points return @return => no different from return $return[0] when scalar(@return) == 1 return flight => already paid for. return unpack => in the openrecord sub return value => the last thing evaluated, just like in a sub. return value of eval => the last value returned by the eval'ed code? return value of pack => a (bit)string, yes. return value of seek => new file pointer return value of the subroutine => the value of the last return-path => above Received, though. return; by itself => false, correct? revelatory. 1850 => between 18th and 19th. a pattern is emerging revenge => the best reverse (array) => not quite the same thing as reverse ARRAY reverse => not necessary reverse date order => trivial. reverse each => more efficient, though. reverse smaller than a class c => a pain. but it can be delegated review process => a prerequisite to them deciding whether they are interested. revolver => not a palindrome revrandom => gonna play quake revs => Cost rex => a credit card size pda rex, if purl => unsure about how to install a module read perlfaq8 reza => like so fuckin tired reza want to see if it => setup correctly reza, ^pudge => looking at issue #8. rezahome => just letting you know.... rezahome want something that => like... rfc 1097 => a very interesting one. rfc 1738 => very clear on that. rfc 1925 => fun. rfc 524 => not online yet. It's supposed to be typed in by "Owain Vaughan". rfc 791 => one of the official standards. (not standards track, but an actual standard) rfc 822 => fun. rfc => Request For Comments; they're available at ftp://venera.isi.edu/in-notes or wrong most of the time rfc1345 => a pretty exciting read rfc1459 => fascinating rfd => Request For Discussion - a step on the way to a new newsgroup -- see CVF rgb => pretty easy to write directly rgd => rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, highly recommended by Fmh rh 5.0 => not necessarily an upgrade. :-) rh 5.1 => available for ftp now. rh => a no brainer...slackware makes you learn about linux rh's 5.004_01 rpm => screwy. Download 5.004_04. rh5 => nice. or RedHat Linux 5.0 or not yet ready for turn-key rh5 has ppp that => something of a horror to behold too, iffen you ask me rhapsody = dead macos x => where it is at rhapsody => on schedual, the G3 is looking real good and they are improving their PR rhapsody. what => it? Last Stupid_ heard it was MacOS on top of mklinux. rhetoric => obviously not your strong point, lh. rhps => the Rocky Horror Picture Show rhs => a C programmer... and just trying to learn perl... rhs know this => a really dumb question, but what's the equivilant to the C argument >= in perl? rhs of that => considered an array? rhs of the && => the same as == right? rhubarb => in season here. vorsprung shot, killed and ate some last week ric ford => very pro OS X rice => the Sanders of receivers richard foley => talking with gnat and ChipDude about making a new bug system richard simmons => a damned good golfer. or Tom Christiansen's alter ego. richard while non-greedy => the newfangled way richard_ => trying to inspect $! but Richard_ keep getting the string version. what is force the numeric context? rico => Rico... Sua-vey. ricochet => very limited in availability, and you have to be really close to a relay transmitter. Not available here. :( or a mutant spam-reporting bot, available at ftp://vipul.net/pub/ricochet/. riding a split => harder than killing off everybody, or finding an oper. right - luser => Gunner - Load SABOT! right .. icebear => too fscked now. it's 7:30am. right => right after the super::new => done. right but it should be fine => I use - as a delimiter right hand of that => => supposed to be human readable, not a regex, right? right hand side => already ""ed, amagosa right module => in LWP right now "value" => crudely measured by "money". but information is equally fungible. right now ^pudge => using macperl to copy audio cd files to har disk and convert them to mp3. all automated. kickass. right now ^pudge's only resume => in HTML. right now all it does => print A's & B's, old-school style right now amagosa => glad Malda can't code his way out of a paper bag. If he could, the load average meter in ePlus might be scary :) right now arkuat => fetching arkuat's mail with FTP :( can't help you yet right now d7 => just chdir'ing into the directory, without the whole path... right now dk- => opening an infile and an outfile then loop thru the list and writing the $infile[$index] into the outfile right now drdemento => doing it from 1 to 11, but it never seems to pick 10 or 11 right now ephidryn's code => like this: $ftp = Net::FTP->new("$RemoteHost", "", "$RemotePort"); right now extra parameters => piggyback on $too... damn ugly if you ask MrSolo_ right now it => called select[2] right now joebloe => procrastinating right now joeylemur => throwing a subroutine together that simply opens a file, throws it out to STDOUT, and closes the file. Something just to save JoeyLemur typing 4-5 lines over and over again. :) right now karma => conserved. I may make it decay. right now mandrake => filling out stuff attempting to rally a consortium together for X11R7 :) right now murr => happy to have nights. weekends are out of the picture right now purl => wasting our time, and your time, for a savings of a few dollars per month right now roy7 => logging to log.pid style files, so roy7 don't have comflicts between programs. roy7 still lock so the cron program that sends these to their destination will only send ones not in current use. right now sayten => using a connection to port 25 on teh mail server right now that host => showing no signs of packet loss other than the normal MCI lossage. right now the database => only 502 lines long.. right now there => just alphabetical order, but yasha want to see dirs come out first right now, jerji => trying to think of a solution to a problem. right now, that mac => sitting there turned off. right now, that mac => sitting there turned off. right now, though, teratogen => trying to tune the perl code right on => do i have a witness?|amen!|hallelujah!|right on, man|i'm down wit dat|solid, $who right prof => goofy if he demands doing things that already work in another way right side of a substitution => much like a double-quoted string. right solution => to add parens. right up there with "boolean => always scalar" :) right way => to ad 1900. right way to write an open => like this: right, 1 => context sensitivity right, and trw's info => misused, too. right, because the + => greedy. right, but it => not constant. right, but lej's sh => a symlink to bash, and it had troubles parsing the file :-) right, but what i don't know => will this do the same: right, but what i mean => allow the high-level API to be $obj->method(@stuff); then method() does that wacky call to figure out which core-method to call. right, chuck, because undef => a single scalar value, and assigning a single scalar value to a hash is illegal right, drforr. it => meant for the home user, and it is great for that. right, gryph0n => not looking to store those in any $X so Gryph0n use the ?: right, gscom see. => any of the code that came with the module c? right, l-bomb => an idiot, hang on right, looks like nigel => back on track, nigel'll shove off and see if nigel can get the rest working now. Thanks again for your time and help. right, manuka => using chomp for that right, mjd. ^pudge's take => that if you know perlref and perllol and OOP theory and design, then perltoot is not too bad, IMO. and if you don't know those, then you learn them first, or suffer. right, nature. crimethnk => optimistic. right, not everything => right, qw => much better there right, same deal. image::size => an independent specialized job. right, sco unix => the real Unix. right, so [^\w_] => non-word, and non-_. right, so in c++, a => basically an abstract base class. right, so the problem => work-aroundable, but at a cost. right, that => the biggest "bug". right, the fdopen purl => doing is right, I think. Just skip the close. right, the point => to be able to fully qualify ./foo, for instance. right, the problem => that I can't get the admins here to let ra in. But if I can get ra in over some other port that they let through transparently, they'll never know right, there => somewhat of an ethical obligation. right, ug. dbmopen() => almost exactly like a tie() to AnyDBM_File. right, vor, izzy, crimethnk => not sure what you wanted, izzy. right, what beef said. root => usually trusted. right, what's painful => the extensions for all and everything .. custom objects and scripting extensions all over right, which => why I said "similar to" and not "is" right. =) but the unpack() => returning the ascii value of "0" right. ^pudge => just pointing out that ; has a purpose, and 4; does not. right. but ?= => therefore bad because it encourages $& $' $` right. but ?= => therefore bad because it encourages $& $' $` right. but ?= => therefore bad because it encourages $& $' $` right. but quoted-unprintable => better. ) right. but that cookie => persistant. It will be send even if you don't visit the site for the next 10 years. But 10 years later, that cookie *WILL* be send. right. it's because => managers and middle management are generally lacking in technical expertise and don't trust the value of unix. right. kjj => writing a book. right. like "i heard that joe => a bed wetter. Really. This is not a joke. :-)" right. netherlands. normay => .no right. now tkil => really off to get some food. right. q[merlyn] => referring back to what you said at first. right. rra => going more along the lines of ethics and so forth. right. so 5.005 => the only "no known security bug" perl right. stuffit expander => free. right. stupid_ => looking for the source of UNIVERSAL::can to look at what it does. right. that part => easy. then you need to keep track of parts and joins after that right. unix => written in perl :) right. what => fix that. right. when arkuat => not using the telix-clone. right. whitespace => the deliminator here. right. whitespace => the deliminator here. right. whitespace => the deliminator here. right. whitespace => the deliminator here. right. whitespace => the deliminator here. right. wm => based on the openstep papers righteous => stick it to the man! rightfully so.. which => why dysan stay away as long as dysan can.. righto. drforr => trying to install Enlightenment, btw. righto. which => why it seems like something on the 95 PATH var rindex => probably the best one to use ringer line => only 80 vZC rinocerous => A Rinocerious! risc => not the end-all-be-all of microprocessor design... risc os => real big in Europe and in Australia risk management => not something I understand a lot about. ritalin => great stuff. ritz => a good name for a cracker program ;) rive => not quite comfortable with the coderef idea yet, esp. since perldoc coderef gave no results rive understand, but this one => best suited as oop'ified. rive, that => not what you asked! riven => a Microsoft plot to consume so much of geeks' time that they don't have any time left to popularize Linux. riverdance => pretty cool. riverwood => on hall. rk => putting together a social engineering contest rknight => most welcome rknight, => $USER an env var rlogin => stuck also rm -f => too slow. newfs. rm -fr / => Linux? *BSD? Solaris? Fa... Hurd for me! rm -rf / => rm -rf / is the best way to get more diskspace! recomended by #perl and your local PBS station. rm -rf / => rm -rf / is the best way to get more diskspace! recomended by #perl and your local PBS station. rm -rf => remove real fast rm => a silly fixed-buffer-size C program. rmah => doing one now too. rmdir => a buildin rms => bipolar, not paranoid schizophrenic. :-) rms gripes that linux => receiving all of FSF's glorie rn => written by Larry Wall also. rna => a well-known acronym to primenet customers because of some problems last year :-) rnu => Rhapsody's not Unix. ro-ma-ni". "eunt"? what => "EUNT"? roach => brilliant. road to hell => paved in front of crimethnk's house. roadrunner => okay rob kolstad => the head of BSDI. rob pike => a un*x hero rob pike => a un*x hero roba-chin => just starting programming, Perl is roba-chin's first real language.. roba-chin is tryign to make a multi-dimensional array, but don't know the format. Anyone point roba-chin to an online reference? robaxin => a muscle relaxant to help relieve spasms. a souped-up aspirin robert => purl's lover robots.txt => a GOOD thing. robyn hitchcock => sometimes considered "alternative", but that's such a vague market category rocha => gone rocinante.starmedia.net => Stupid_'s Secret Agent Machine. :) rock creek => where? rock on => Wake up, it's the 90s, doughboy. rocker's client => actually quite nice. rocket => a mild sort of landcress, you get it in italian salads. vorsprung grow it in the garden rocks => nate patwardhan's other favorite word. see rules. rockshox => a KLB. rockshox want to see if "http" => in the array rod => right. It means curlies. rod the //g => to create a list rod where => rod, => _ a filehandle? rod, but crimethnk's qw// => a pain to rewrite. crimethnk has to use the longer ('!', '?', '.' ...) or later do push @array, ',', '#', which is likewise lame. rod, jjohn => not. Often when jjohn heard module jjohn think "OOP". This is an unfortunate and unproductive association. ;) rod, no one => disputing that. rod, the luckstone => the one on the bottom of the dungeon, naturally. :-) Name it when you find it and you are set. rod, yes, but it => faster to put together. :) rodan => the name of a character in an episode of Star Trek: TNG rodent => sure you are amagosa- but when your mum used to say "put on your coat, it's cold out", did you ever listen to her words of wisdom? :) roderick -> => Purl written in perl? (no pun intended) roderick -> bullshit, as7911 => a bareword. In needs to be quoted. roderick -> okay, this => the purpose of the socket(). its uspose to setup a listening port on a port/ip? roderick -> that => what amagosa is using to try to understand this beast. roderick -> well what => do it? ;) scatgosa would be abusing amagosa about how to do it, but hess getting laid/playing lazer tag roderick => looking forward to the new group. Roderick has not read clpm in a long time. roderick admit it => iffy. The RE looks right to Roderick so Roderick is grasping at straws. roderick don't know, roderick => still at 19.34. This is the thing Ilya has been talking about for years. Roderick'd assumed it was just in 20. roderick don't think hell => hot any more. roderick don't think openlog() => guaranteeing anything about its return value. roderick don't think there => a list in the docs. roderick fear roderick => developing a peeve. roderick hear the easiest fix => to run the program from in a DOS box. roderick latest version => : foreach $elem scalar @($myrec->{MIMEARR}){print "$elem\n";} - round brackets before @ or scalar?? roderick mean, how => the checksum definied? roderick think \ => creating a list context. Roderick don't know why. roderick think what you've got => pretty good. You could make it a little more visually appealing using ->() notation. roderick's $name? what => that? roderick's idea => better than mine. roderick's p100 => worse than that P75, 39.83. roderick's question => this: Roderick think the only time Perl doesn't want to close the new fp is when it came form fdopen(). Is that right? roderick, do you think that => the problem? roderick, i think it is, this => on someone else's site, and I don't think it's 5.04_04. roderick, if $r => a coderef, $self->$r() still won't do inheritance, \mjd guess. roderick, that => a really naive analysis. roderick, the silence => deafening. roderick,i dunno imf => kind of new just want to make this little program that runs in the background then from that imf can play around with diffrent program's and learn something roderick,ok what => run imf's perl program. do imf has to compile it or enything like that is it like c programs roderick,what => the function of system qw roderick> => there some tk thing that can do it? rofl => Roll On Floor Laughing rogydou has ppp and shell, => there a way to change JUST THE SHELL PASS? rogypet => not a perl programmer roland_ => going to have to eventually make scripts that make them on the fly roland_, purl => incorrect. roll the bones? => that a `Rush' reference rude? you sick bastard rollerblading => not dating rom_man => open to ideas since ROM_Man has failed miserably so far romana => a fabulous human being or the author of Stego romana machado => groovy. romantic music => not classical. baroque is not classical. etc. romeo and juliet => hitting the picture houses over here romp see so what => the right way to look for inetd? ronald reagan => a rallying-point of the slavering right ronald regan => a great, great man, perhaps the best President of the century roof => on fire, we don't need no water let the the m****r f****r burn. root => just a name to NT root beer => the best. root cause of war => that the parties involved are not putting enough effort into obtain sex. root negative pi => a number. root the original => corect, excession need to check $res{x} multiple times -- for > 1, >= 1 and 1. root, even then? ugh. where => randal and chip's book? root, even then? ugh. where => randal and chip's book? rootbear => not rootbeer... rootbeer -> http/https/ftp => sufficient rootbeer -> okay =) where => a man page then? rootbeer -> qq{} => not in perldoc -f. Could you please clarify? rootbeer => Tom Phoenix or cute for a boy or a fine drink or a fiend or way friendly or on a linux box, finally! or someone who messes with purl behind our back rootbeer don't think this => a good place to ask that. rootbeer on irc => probably like rootbeer in clpm rootbeer perly_pat => only 14 rootbeer read by => files pointer? rootbeer think abigail => thinking about finding out who is using the class. rootbeer think merlyn => AFK. rootbeer think the cable => fine because things start out okay. It's only after about (I'm guessing) 1000 writes that things go bad. rootbeer what => use c++ on unix is it like you just make a text file and do like c++ file? rootbeer's favorite => when they munge their .sig, but not the headers. rootbeer's favorite of theirs => _still_ Blood Simple, though. rootbeer's topic => Read the Perl Docs, Buy a Book, use Perl. rootbeer, => what a bug? rootbeer, aberrant => looking now. Just wanted to make sure we didn't have a miscommunication as to what Aberrant needed. rootbeer, amagosa: where => just using prototypes? :-) rootbeer, don_ => going to do another open that will succeed directly after it so that shouldn't be a problem rootbeer, i saw it... but it => very complicated... rootbeer, i saw it... but it => very complicated... rootbeer, it => safe... It bundles it with your perl program... rootbeer, no.. jaggy => not remembering that B) rootbeer, not everybody => male, just most. rootbeer, the 1-in-1000 => on the order of what i heard from ilya's testing rootbeer, this test => rootdawg => hip. rooting for passwords => evil. rootshell.com => the best! We had a college class assignment to gain root access on the system. Everyone did it using rootshell.com stuff. rop => the Republic of Perl. ropehijak => trying to turn a Variable $whatever into a random # ropejihak what most people do => write their commands into a file with extension .pl or .plx then type "perl -w myscript.plx" rot 26 => shorter than rot13, however. rot => the Anti-Funk, essence of Universal Evil. rot13 => at http://nehwon.xtn.net/rot13/ or y/A-Za-z/N-ZA-Mn-za-m/ rot26 => rot13 applied twice. rotfl => Get ahold of yourself $who! This is a crowded room, get up off that floor. roth net => down or the internet is fucked or some shit rothmusic => doing this on UNIX. round => a command? round trip => about 2 seconds at light speed. rounding => a FAQ routed => the daemon that responds to icmp redirects. Beyond that, I do not know. routed => the daemon that responds to icmp redirects. Beyond that, I do not know. routed => the daemon that responds to icmp redirects. Beyond that, I do not know. router => not paying attention to the rule I put in to block ALL TRAFFIC coming from one ip. routersex => done with access lists. routing tables => what matters. Keeping subnets as large as possible on the backbone rowan atkinson => a genius. roxen => a really rockin' and GPL webserver at http://www.roxen.com/ roxen.gnu.net => up... roxpace => Roxpace gives one new insight to disgruntled postal workers roxpace's sexual preference => silly faggot! Dix are for Chix! roy, => 2469 way off, or just a little off? roy7 => able to innocently break any free tool (perl, gcc, phpfi, apache...) roy7 admit roy7 => painfully lame. roy7 didn't have the C zlib library installed. roy7 finally learned vi, roy7 => in heaven now. :) roy7 forgot, $default => a hash of objects, keyed by an id # roy7 guess ftp => the way to go. :) roy7 has some text roy7 => evaling that has embedded ${variable} type stuff. roy7 think sub foo { 42 }; => kinda cute roy7 trust -w => on :) roy7's bus error => in unlink() in free() in malloc. roy7 wonder if it's related to the massive memory leaking roy7's perl program is doing. roy7's only thought => the tied hashs aren't being free()d when the functions return roy7's process => doing a flock LOCK_EX on a file the other process should already have a lock on. What's the deal with that? :/ roy7's suggestion => correct roy7, the code [petey use => like '$db = tie %hash ....; .... ; undef $db; untie %hash roy7, where => wu-ftpd? solve the problem from the other side. royal flush => over 5 of a kind, yes. roychri <- where => system("$cmd $args 2>>error.log"), but that looks like some dangerous code rpc => remote procedure call rpg => Report Program Generator. rpi => a dump... or at least Troy, NY is. rpm --force --nodeps => your friend :-) rpm => the Red Hat Package Module, or stupid because purl can compile the source purl rpm for 5.004_02 => munged. The update is for 5.004_04 and more importantly was done correctly. rr's server => not dying now :) rra => a comp.lang.perl.misc celebrety. rrp => $US39.95 rsa => about big numbers, and dc will do big big big BIG numbers rsa inc claims some of ssleay => rsaref => not free for commercial use. rsh => the restricted shell rsi => Repetitive Stress Injury, and it sucks. rsn => Real Soon Now rss => sometimes reasonably close. rsync => sort of like a mix between rdist and rcp. rt => real-time rtf => Rich Text Format. NeXTSTEP uses it. rtf spec => 100 pages. damn, maynard. rtff => Read The Flaming FAQ rtfm => Read The Fucking Manual -- man perl, or http://www.perl.com/ or http://www.aisd.com/technology/perl/man/ or Paginas manualas copulas videre rtfm, but a tip => pointers/reference rtfm.net => taken. rtfmp => Read the Friggin' Manual Pages! rtfs => read the fucking source rtfw regex => sure any search on the web will come up with a couple of studies. rtgdmfm => read the god-damned motherfscking manual rtm => Robert T. Morris Jr., the creator of the famous Internet Worm. rtos => real time operating system rtp => Real Time Programming rts genre => not new at all... the graphics just make it possible to do neater stuff. rubik => the other cube, eh, http://www.math.rwth-aachen.de/~Martin.Schoenert/Cube-Lovers/ rucks => rocks or sucks? rude => "Seems to \me it used to be considered rude to be a random newbie and ask everyone else to solve a problem for \purl and be done with it." [Abby Franquemont] rude murr => not interested in PF pics rude tom => at http://www.stonehenge.com/rudetom.txt rude where => "Loonix", the OS that makes it impossible to do binary distributions of Perl? rude! that's not nice. nt => an "OS with special needs" rude, => there someone bad about netbsd that you know that you are not telling? rude, ^pudge => pissed at amazon. rude, ^pudge's point => that it is basically just ad copy, and publishers do that every day. rude, ^pudge's problem => that stanley says things intelligently which, IMO, cannot go unaddressed. rude, he => a fool. rude, how much => an MCP perl book? rude, it => not out yet, this was just a report ^Pudge read. rude, it did, but this file => nonexistent. rude, just because ^pudge => paranoid an on tv that does not mean ^Pudge isilliterate! rude, purl => doing Perl in a nutshell? rude, since mielke => not here, i kick your annoying alter ego. you can empathize. rude, so the idea => that zig should be assassinated? rude, that => why he allows others to review it, too. rude, that answer => Uri. He's in charge. Ask him. rude, the command im used to => "mod", threedaze looked for that and couldnt find it at all. rude, the migration to glibc => a debacle rude, the security => virtually non-existent. We have a linux firewall, but this machine hasn't gone behind it yet. Too Busy. rude, well, funny thing => jjohn is using redhat, which isn't as open as Slack about such things. jjohn would think it's all shared. rude, what => the name of Burns's son? rude, where => your response to the PoS? rude, why => ORA dishonest about the TPC prices? rude, word on #next => I've got some bad siims. rude, you know buffalo => on ESPN right now? rude. jjohn => insulted. rudedawg => nucking futz homee rudefix -> windows networking => RFC compliant. rudefix <- because gdbm_file => part of the standard distribution. rudefix => rudefix got game, homey! rudefix believe that dst => the 14th hop from rudefix rudefix believe that the code => found in the ext/Thread/ directory rudefix don't see how this => relevant to your problem? rudefix don't think that js => real. rudefix think that he's actually holed up in a trailer in rural virginia ... rudefix dunno -- rudefix => perfectly fine running wn on a trs80 with 640K ram. rudefix dunno. rudefix => just spouting what rudefix has heard as a conversation/clarification piece. :-) rudefix dunno. what => it? rudefix hear that linux => being ported to the newton. rudefix hehe. ozzy => a RnR geek rudefix love it when /var => adorn with porn! rudefix mean, rudefix => no fan of nt/95, but for chrissake it's embarassing that there are two nt version of perl around rudefix penis => small rudefix the problem => definitely on the nt side rudefix think that his server => running at port 2000. rudefix think that jeff => using the activestate port. rudefix think that rudefix => going to choke on rudefix's tongue rudefix wonder if anyone else => alive. rudefix don't see any other threads at the moment. rudefix wonder if the guy => related to john stanley rudefix'll bet that tkil => just fine. rudefix's 200 => STILL not as cool as the NeXT rudefix's adaptec => a PCI rudefix's box => rudefix's co-sysadmin => like 5'3". when we go down the hall, people think that we're like mutt 'n' jeff (whatever that means). rudefix's desktop => too slow to look at it at work. rudefix's fav website to date => "spot the pop in the porsche" rudefix's favorite => the tb bucs running back with the cat magazine rudefix's favorite album => theatre of pain rudefix's favorite band name => throbbing gristle rudefix's favorite command => clri rudefix's favorite command => clri rudefix's favorite episode => when the guy swalled the pulltab from a can of schlitt's rudefix's freebsd record => like 300 or 330 rudefix's guess => that it'll be out by next Christmas or so. 2.2.x took *forever* to be released! rudefix's hope => that the doc gets separated and the software is its own entity. rudefix is hoping to duke this out with the software group in the near future... rudefix's host => bigger than your's rudefix's housemate => a 42 year old burnout who listens to too much rap music rudefix's mother => rudefix's name => dieter! rudefix's normal bed time => between 1230 and 130 rudefix's opinion => that X -> Perl or X -> pTk shouldn't use the same, blasted calls. if rudefix wanted to programming in X w/C API, rudefix wouldn't bother with Perl. :-) rudefix's other fav => news:alt.tv.airwolf rudefix's other non-favorite => ada rudefix's personal fav => sammy davis, jr doing "shaft" by isaac hayes rudefix's pistol => loaded. i shot betty crocker. deliver colonel sanders down to davey jones' locker rudefix's preference => to write everything in pod (with footnotes and notes to linda) so that it gets converted to frame properly before production. rudefix's preference => to write everything in pod (with footnotes and notes to linda) so that it gets converted to frame properly before production. rudefix's proposal => that we bag the fastcgi rudefix/o code and integrate it with perl core as an optional build rudefix's sex => very inactive rudefix's station => color. rudefix's suggestion => that we give it a little more time then ask him not to return. return 0; rudefix's theory => that the books are going to be separated. rudefix's uptime => about an hour rudefix, "latter" => rudefix, => the llama book really good? rudefix, fimmtiu: lej => not a jeff fan either. In fact, when he was drubbly, lej used to kick him alot. Before amagosa decided he was "cool" rudefix, orev : leolo's point => that only root can get at /etc/shadow rudefix, this => some funky JS. rudefix,my system => ok it's the code of this script that is messed up. rudefix,this => a big perl script it will take imf days. rudefix. winkola => here having a nervous breakdown, so Winkola thought Winkola could pop in for awhile. rudefix> yes vorsprung => using the new ptk thing rudetom => amusing rudie => a headbanger ruffies => the date rape drug, and THAT IS THAT rugby => Kill-The-Guy-with-the-Ball with Stuff rule #1 => Larry is always right rule #10 => the exception. rule #13 => there is no rule #13 rule #17 => "Always store the secret government files on the yellow disks." rule #2 => still for experts only. rule #23 => Rock 'n' Rule!! rule #2a => "No matter how hard you try, you can't make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up *might* make it slower, but it won't make it happen any quicker." -- RFC1925 rule #3 => "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. Its hard to be sure where they are going to land..." - RFC1925 rule #4 => "Never whistle while \purl is pissing." rule #42 => DON'T PANIC! rule #5 => "Don't ask to ask." rule #6 => There is no rule #6. rule #666 => Rock'n'Rule!! rule #7 => "It is always something." - RFC1925 rule #7a => "Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two." - RFC1925 rule #8 => You're not cleared for that. rule 2a => "Use double quotes" rule => no public away messages. rule number 1 => there are no unbreakable rules. including this one. rule of thumb => "if you are doing something character by character in Perl, you almost definitely want a regular expression". rule r => a king! ruler => the best. :) rules => natedawg's favorite word rules change if purl => doing something for they leadership ruls => that for an array slice, you'd write @ARRAY[9..16]. And you can always replace the NAME of a variable with {REFERENCE}. rum bottle => always a good substitute ruminate => what ruminants do to digest cellulose rumor has it mrunix => a grovelling BSD like OS. rumor has it sirc's code => ugly/messt. I haven't looked at it though rumor has it sirc's code => ugly/messt. I haven't looked at it though rumor has it sirc's code => ugly/messt. I haven't looked at it though rumor has it that mr_becker => somewhat sadistic. rumors are that apple => killing newton. steve jobs sucks. rumour => Tom Christiansen and Randal Schwartz will be roomates at the next ORA Perl conference. Wear dark shades and watch out for the mysterious camel toe. Short sheeting indeed! rumour has it dn => mod_perl'd rumour has it problem => it's shareware and you don't get source runddd => not really. runlevel => a way to order what processes can start when, for shutdown and startup running guns => a good idea where? :) running irc as root => *incredibly* stupid. running java => a pain in the butt right now though. every java library set is bloated running perl on unix, what => call a shell command running perl on window => such a pain. running sendmail => a snug working way to do tihngs. running the country => serious. runnur => just speaking hypotheticaly. rupa. the code line => .. chdir("C:\") || die "can't cd: $!"; rurki => new to perl.. been at it for 3 weeks now.. can someone tell Rurki where the prob is in this line of code? rush => God russia => lending the UN some spy planes! russian hello => PRIVET! ruthless suppression => more FUN. ruumis => quite the perl novice, btw. ruunix => not good with regexp and need some assistance... it's really very easy. rv => recreational vehical rw => a fargin freak! what a speech! man! rwx => trying to parse thru some binary data... rwxr-x--- => only doing one check? ryan => a girl? ryan thinks she => going to move out of her parents' house. ryan too, anymore. that => the worst part. I can just ignore the old people :) ryannn => experianced with perl, without modules, yes :) ryannn's favorite => askink rys => all set though rys-perl => writing a safe telnet shell so users can call in and execute perl scripts and do some other things rzr => working on xml w/ database s => a space, form-feed, newline, carriage return, horizontal tab, or vertical tab. s and g => shits and giggles s s\ssss => a sub that uses s as a delimiter... s# => good for messing with colorizing editors little brains s#...## => always fun to wreck poor editor's perl-mode parsing. s$spoolfile => non0empty, Otis checked s&g => shits and giggles s&tb => Siouxsie and The Banshees s'...'' => too s'ok. hacking on purl => encouraged. :-) s'right => s'ok! s+ => one or more whitespace characters. s+ is one or more 's' characters. s.* if memory serves, but kjj => a little dusty s.o. who => a nerd pay dearly for the privilege s/ => / his / s/"(.*?)"/$1/; # bholzman => planning to return it s/$re// to detect best matches => pretty nifty. It just came to amagosa. s/(.*)- (.*)/\u$1- \u$2/g; => a little shorter. s/(moron)/shuzo => a $1/ s/(purl => )(Stupid), (right)./$1 $3, $2./; s/(w)/\\$1/g => better, clearer more obvious s/.*xhost.*/#$&/; => about as noisy as you can get for a simple thing like commenting out lines :) s/.// => cute but ... well, it's ok s/// => an fst, m// is an fsa s/\015\012$/\012/; => it, Stupid think. s/\\n/\n/g => an inescapable solution. s/\s+//g => faster. s/^\s+// => correct. s/alt/ctrl/ => commoner s/but => // s/chick/$&s/ => faster than s/(chick)/$1s/ s/cker/x0r/g; y/ael => YAEL In TOto, SI?/431 15 Y431 1n 7070/; s/c001/k3w1/ig; s/741k/t0k/g; s/00/o0/g; s/0rk/r0k/g; s/cker/x0r/g; y/ael => YAEL In TOto, SI?/431 15 Y431 1n 7070/; s/c001/k3w1/ig; s/741k/t0k/g; s/00/o0/g; s/0rk/r0k/g; s/default package => Person/start package "Person"/ maybe. s/i'm not sure/i => making a wild ass guess/ s/kauffman/kaufmann/ # arkuat => always misspelling that one s/n => Signal-to-Noise s/n => Signal-to-Noise s/n ratio => getting increasingly bad s/n ratios => signal to noise ratio s/process around/process => still around/ s/x term/xterm/; # what => wrong with me today? s0laris2 think that => their codename for the cryptography. s3 virge 4mb edo => nice. s32s => supercalifragilisticexpialidocious s;foo;bar;; => cute too. s;s;s;s;s;s;s;s;s;s;s;s => excellent. s? => that a new code word for "buxom blonde"? s_park => just doing a while(){ and setting the PeerAddr to $_ sa's cranberyy lambic => market-hype. saboo => a big black and white cown named Bessie saboo feel like saboo => back in algebra saboo mean => the & supposed to have a \ saboo think saboo => trapped in microsoft hell. Next will be FrontPage. damn.. :( saboo, => this something you are designing, or do you have to code an existing spec? saboo, bit fiddling => your friend! saboo, q in a string => just the letter q. saboo_ => looking for a dirty perl limerick that parses. :) sabremetrics => a thing by baseball statisticians. sabres => Rock out baby! saci has a string like "this => a string##(S)xxxyy##(D)eerrrre", and saci want to remove the substring "##(S)xxxyy" where xxxyy is any char. Can any help saci ? sad fact => w*b was not designed to do this sort of thing elegantly and all solutions are thinly-veiled kludges sad fact => w*b was not designed to do this sort of thing elegantly and all solutions are thinly-veiled kludges sad part => that the same people who want free consulting and code want to recompile it, hide it from others, and sell it to make a quick buck. blargh. sad sad news : msie => used by more people (59.9%) than Netscape (39.9%) on the sites i webmaster sad thing => that even Jay leno is funnier than Dave... sad thing is, office98 for mac => pretty nice. saddam => just FULL of vitamins and mineral oil saddem => a small, small man who hides behind innocent people. sadly, "should" => an important part of that sentence. saepo => perhaps swedish. Maybe there's a language barrier here. saepo, now your question => a FAQ question. safe => Safer than Java. :) safe book => just a bit thicker than the Bat book or Garfinkel and Spafford's "Practical Unix & Internet Security" safe way => to do a non-blocking connect(). The easy way it to use alarm(). safer method => to write the command to a file, then use @output = `isql .... < file`; said "steve outtaline's book => *crap*" said machine => Tkil's primary mail host, so Tkil daren't deal with it right now... said shit #cgi => still +i so meran guess u know cgi? sail => gone good saintml => that to Goko ? saintn => trying to match an email address for a mail filter salary compensation => a funny thing sales tax => a state and/.or city thing. sales to traffic ratio => wrong salma hayek => *nice* ... very nice in desperado salmon => still curious how open2 is supposed to work though salmon, file handle => the thing you get when you open a file. salmonela => a meat tainting disease or another Ircer salon article => good salsa => cool, in a hot kind of way salt => not 'system defined', it's supposed to be pseudo-random salt variable => the first 2 characters of the encrypted string. salvadore dali museum => in st pete sam adams => spinning in his grave. samba => only 50% evil. sambuca => liquid poison. same => true in many areas, but why am I preaching to the converted? :-) same difference. it => limiting either way same documentation => online at http://www.perl.com same file system? why => that aproblem? same goes for if the number => 1000 same iang => in a win32 environment -- what is extract the files in LIBNET.tar.gz ? same item => called a nappie same ol same ol. life => good :) samedi soir sur la terre => one of qw[jeff]'s favorite CDs sameer => a scary cat samoa => getting a 512k pipe sample test => q[merlyn] me q[merlyn] me q[merlyn] I q[merlyn] sams => "syaD 42 ni aixelsyd flesrouY hceaT" san => three in both Japanese and Chinese. san fran => great, just not horribly convenient san jose => about 100 miles away too.... sounds like Monterey is a 100 miles from anywhere san, ny => laid out in a grid, very very different from Boston's Cow Engineered Roads... san_work => out of money . san_work drove there and it => not that bad.. sanders => the man :) sandman => something astonishingly cool by Neil Gaiman, details at http://www.holycow.com/dreaming/ sandra bullock => hot in The Net! sangre^^ => not asking a web question or anything sanity => more important than money. sanity check. $_ => readonly, correct? sans => System Administration and Network Security conference santawizz => getting this error : sap => a large business software package sarathy => in there sarathy port majik_ => assuming=>guru win32 port sarathy's => "better"? sarcasm => lost on this channel sarong => made from a single piece of clothing, as is a loincloth saruman to \mjd => the most interesting character in that book. He's so proud and powerful, and his pride is his undoing, just like in Milton. sas => making me nauseus (sp?) sashimi => good, but all you need is a good nose at the fish market. saska, eof() => smart. So smart, in fact, that you never have to use it. satan => Dan Farmer or Winkola satan's spwel chack => ub and runing satan, if linux => slow, windows will be slower satanhawk has a q => there any way SaTaNHawK can get perl in a *.exe form cause SaTaNHawK dont have a C++ compiler to compile the version SaTaNHawK has ?? satellite => *slower* than copper cables (due to the extra distance). saten => still getting errors satin => a softer, shinier, gentler satan. his sacred symbols are 999 and 22/7, or pi saturday => probably better. saturday afternoon => a bad bet. saturday night us time => pretty busy. saturday, 9p => his arrival time. satyrical => ^Pudge will not talk about Satyrical sauce => like reaux but different saudivet => using DBD:Mysql already but can't find any docs on binary files sauergeek => using sysread() and syswrite(). sauergeek's script => happier; it now approximates correctness. thanks all! savage steve holland => a, er, genius savage steve holland => a, er, genius savatage => Mozart and Madness. save-and-restore => not really save-and-restore if restore is incomplete. :) say "meat => murder -- but i'm sure glad that you're a vegetable" say "purl => welcome" say ... what => open a file, anyways? :) j/k say /who => q[merlyn] say => k6 fpu inferior than mmx? say after me: sort @list; => a no-op say anybody knows how much => one of those alphanumeric pager/service actually cost? say it. this => a perl problem that happens to be about CGI. Not vice-versa. say junk => just <>blah<> what is strip <>? say purl => hungry. say that mindmagik's name => mindmagik on the screen; say that px => the anonymous ref to x, ok? say the english message => "Can't %s the %s", $a, $b, but in another language it would read better with $a and $b in the other order. say the first one => 10 bytes and the second 20. say v0id_ => running a while loop reading v0id_'s sent-mail folder... say, => anybody hiring? say, anybody know why this => giving notyou a syntax error: say, what => false lazyness ? say, what => false lazyness ? saying 'no topic => set' saying hashes are -slow-. => meaningless. slow compared to what? arrays? gee, wonder why. saying he => wrong and saying he is not entitled to think what he thinks are two completely, entirely different things. saying it's "obsolescent" => saying the word 'dumbass' => not archaic saying threads => necessary to get a certain x functionality in Win32 perl is not the same as saying that it is required for the merge of Win32 and Unix sources. says "cgi" => how most of us make $$$, therefore we should not forget it... says "fred\n" => not bad. :-( And is "m" okay? says $sotd[$i] => undefined says ms => like beanie babies.. both pieces of shit and cost too much damn money says ms => like beanie babies.. both pieces of shit and cost too much damn money says purl => supposed to says this => fuckin pointless sayten => sure a server inserted the received sb2 => out 'til another payday passes sbt => a Stupid Bot Trick sbus => a sun scsi thing sc => Second City scalar => mutable between the base data types, int, float, string scalar @array => the number of elements scalar @digits, which => also. scalar @foo => trivial to locate scalar @results => the number of elements in @results scalar each => sticky right now. scalar keys %bar => hard scalar variable => a variable which holds a single value. scalar() => redundant. Because you assign to a scalar, the context is already scalar. scalar(@a) => the number of matches. scalar(@words) => the length of arra @words scalar(keys %hash) => what you want. scale => 0-50 points, 19 being a "can't drink this s**t" scalr => correct. scanner => that kinda like packet sniffer? scanner? fimmtiu dunno. what => it? scapulothoracic => kind of nice, too. scarey thing about that one => the person Stupid was driving with thought she was going to be eaten, too. scariest stuff to me => the notion that threads will be included in .005 but only half-ass with a hugantic disclaimer about why using them is lame. what a *great* idea. scarlet => a good color for a letter scarlet => a good color for a letter scarry thing => that @somearray = works also! scary thing => that Amazon doesn't carry that many titles in-house. When you order from them, they just buy it from the publisher and mail it to you. scary. amagosa => making an object. scary. an amiga that => still running. scatology => a perfectly resepecible patho^H^H^H science. scenery => free, if you can avoid the militant feminists. :) scg => the Surrealist Compliment Generator or http://pharmdec.wustl.edu/cgi-bin/jardin_scripts/SCG schachter => really Joshua Schachter, Asshole to the Stars schacter => the guy who jumps out of the cake naked and says, "Do you want me to install emacs here?" scheherezade => Russian. scheme => http://wombat.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=Scheme scheme also => cleaner in this area. schizophrenia => *NOT THAT* schmuck $$ => valid schmuck, $ => special in regexes. When you wrote [$@%], Perl thought that the $@ was a reference to the variable $@, and interpolated some random string there. schneier => Schneier wrote "Applied Cryptography", an excellent guide to, among other things, authentication protocols schneier's book => a real deadtree book. Everything. schneier's book => a real deadtree book. Everything. schnuggs => missing something ;) scholls => halfway between us school => silly ... mostly. school rocks because there => always something to do, but not at home for the summer... schubert => classical schumacher clean => often [petey's pref for sanserifed schwartzian transform => a fast, hairy, sorting algorithm: "map { $_->[0] } sort { $a->[1] <=> $b->[1] } map { [$_, -s] } @files;" Read more at http://www.5sigma.com/perl/schwtr.html schwern, finance => about puff. we want to say 'we know money. we can grow it, and we know how to spend it.' scientology => much scary. scixplorr => just curious since SciXploRR figure anything that SciXploRR just read over without getting out of this book may come back someday to haunt SciXploRR. sco => do not use sco. sco bad. scooby => a good name. scooby doo => hungry for scooby snax scope => Up scope! scope in lisp => sismply a side-effect of calling the 'define' function - so the parens are still just delimiting the params to the define function, netwalker.e.. the function body scope of the `my' variable => the same as the scope of a variable in a C program. score => 15 points out of a possible 100. Rank: Poseur. score page => http://www.pathfinder.com/time/special/gdml/time100report.html or not updated until 04Z scotch => the drink of great drunk programmers, and it's good for your ulcers too scott => an up-and-coming C++/perl developer scottish => if it's not Scottish, it's crap! scottsdale => pretty Sloejack hear... country and people that is. scottvr => kinda partial to it as well scottvr's problem => that lets say one of them is like this: scotty => sorta like Net::* scp => a remote file copy program scr2nls => the perl program scr2nls => the perl program scrabble => HELLLLLLLLLL scratch that, sleep => seconds scratches his head. "so what => print the result then?" scratches his head. "so what => print the result then?" screen -e^w^w => your friend screen => at ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/pub/gnu screen handling => very much depenednt on what kind of terminal you have. screen's => nifty on the titlebar screw that. amagosa => going to unload seen.o :) screw this...mr. pokey => on his own. screw you => no!!! SCREW YOU! script => fine. It's a CGI error. Probably permissions. Go to #cgi. script b => from a remote server script heyya => using require and &subname to HeyYa looks like everything is correct but it wont run.. script that krazyboy was using => simple, it calls ps a then looks for a pppd script twingy => editing needs Twingy's "community" script-fu => gimp's scripting module scriptics' core technology => Tcl, the most powerful and flexible scripting language scripting in csh/tcsh => soooo bad. scrod => me, why? scroll back, chuckd => sure ChuckD had the "my" in there, because ChuckD thought it might matter scroll of paper => wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier. scrollback => the terminal's responsibility ;) scrollback reveals that purl => now engaged. scrolled back and => on the same page now. scrye => what one does with a crystal ball. scsi => voodoo. scwartzian transform => a misspelled Schwartzian transform. scwm => garbage sd98 => in SF. sdbm => just the *dbm that's shipped with Perl. sdbm source => part of Perl, no? sdbm_file man page (what there => of it) is misleading. sdn => reverse DNS se => just silly se latest => beta se/30 => fine sea => no evil. seagate => heaven compared to Micropolis. seagram's => now a movie company, more than a drink company sean connery => a legend. Nuff said. search engine => going to reinvent the way you look at searching... search site => on the line before the ?? lines? search text file => created automatically search::glimpse => what WAIT uses. :) searching dbm files => searching dbm files => searching well => a talent that you would do well to cultivate. searchlist => replicated. sec => up, dude secind parameter => not being found second => second address => http://www.perltraining.com second element => the anon hash second from the last => the CPU time usage... second good phrase => "Find a job in Boston." second half => normally text, in this case we put the /e option on the end of the s// second line => causing the problem second nephew coming soon, => what i mean second one => there because goss need to make the :+port number an atom so goss can put the question mark around it. That makes it optional second rfd => due soon. second row => qwertyuiop[]\ second string => coming from: $SerialNum = $UserArray[0]; second, it => little better than the system we left behind, where the lords would come out and take from what the people earned before they had a chance to do anythign with it. secondhand, this => one of the two women that has LJBF'ed me. secret of the universe => @*&^^^ NO CARRIER secs => on win32 section 2 => usually for system calls; section 3 => usually for C functions secure => relative. secure authentication => no problem. Its state-maintainance in a secure manner that is. securecrt => pretty neat security => a very different beast from general sysadmin updating. security by obscurity => not security. security risk => not a serious objection. security through obscurity => NOT security. security through obsucrity => a *bad* idea security.net => already reggex. sed => for people that haven't found s2p yet sed does towers of hanoi => at http://www.net1plus.com/users/notelrac/essays.dir/softeng.dir/hanoi.sed.html sedger => not *that* dumb sedgewick => at http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~rs/ and is a good book to read sedgewick => at http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~rs/ and is a good book to read sedgewiick => http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~rs/ see !!!! drake_pt => getting the sense of this channel. NON ! see ',' => the delimeter in jawaan's file.. see [sm] => lazy and couldn't find an example of it =) see ^prophet^ => makin a script to read from txt.. then modify ONE field. see galifax's problem => that the file is created but nothing goes in it. like Galifax even tried inputing a simple string like print F "hello\n"; and it doesnt work see how sly winkola => in getting you to do work for him? All that flattery.. ;-) see how x => an integer in instance of classname; see if \\mjd => in that fortune file. see if it => too fragmented see if typeglob => equivalent to reference (according to book) see if ya can help -- mal => trying to write a wrapper for open see if your lib => in the @INC see mine => wacky there is no /usr/lib/ its /usr/local/lib etc see perlfaq8: ``what => install a module'' and ``How do \mjd keep \mjd's own module/library directory.'' see purl => a dolt. see the `cwd' module, which => standard with Perl. see the docs. the point => just to trap the signal, this will allow the END sub to run. see the faq `what => send/read mail? ' see there => a Perl 5.004-004 see this => the kind of thing the web was made for see what i mean? that thread => the best argument in favor of c.l.p.moderated yet. :-) see what tappakegg => trying to to is open a list of files with extensions of .TAB then read the data split it to two variables and then use these two variables as long as they can be provided by the file. see what the hell => going on? see why joebloe => confused see you later ya'll random => going home, and Random is gonna test out redhat 5's cd. see! fascism => automastication of your hindquarters! see, a reference => always a scalar. You can't assign one to a hash that way; it's like writing %h = 1; \mjd forget what that does---``odd nuber of elements in hash assignment'' at the very least. see, it => NOT crimethnk see, it makes it not say "x => Y" but just Y see, purl => wise. [or at least knowledgeable.] see, qw[jeff] => still bitter :) see, this => why ^Pudge should not be a model. ^Pudge do not know what InvalRect is. :D see, your problem => not that perl doesn't support redirection. see. his code => so unreadable Stupid thought it was a hash slice. see? regex => getting mature. see? shit like this => the problem. "Look! Now you only have to drive five nails through your head to do X on windows, instead of six! Isn't that great!" see? shit like this => the problem. "Look! Now you only have to drive five nails through your head to do X on windows, instead of six! Isn't that great!" see? there. rudefix => a genius seed => normally the first two characters of the encrypted string seeding off of the time alone => generally a bad idea. consult the perlfaq for more information. seeing as idle.com => the fastcgi people now. seek => perldoc -f seek; seek() => seek() => seek() method => right from the FAQ seeming as q[techie] => not really doing much, q[techie]'ll just disappear now seems ^pudge => an op and you are not. :) seems europe => more clueful about stability... seems io 1.19 => the prob for now seems java => your only chocie seems like all compiled stuff => working , so Lurch is figuring it's worth a stab seems like everybody => a siteop at PERL lol seems like irc.prison.net => gonna split in a few... seems like lock_nb => only useful if you could be doing other things while waiting for the lock. seems like something else => calling $blah or something, so when it gets called inside of the loop, it starts with the 2nd line.. :) seems like tc => the one doomed to code review ;-) seems like that => lacking in the distribution seems like this channel => full of lamers. sayounara mina-san seems not to, but obvious => asking this for a fellow programmer and have no direct exp. seems nt => lacking in the command line department seems shared memory => not in the POSIX IPC functions? seems that iis => catching up fast seems that list count => the *exception*, not the *rule*. seems that there => so much pr0n and warez being transmitted on the net, they can't get their Hubble data ! seems the linux 4.05 navigator => much more evolved than the freebsd 4.05 navigator seems the only trouble => it doesn't have pointers. No kidding. seems to me purl => either a normal, and cable is fine, or you need real ips, and you get a T1ish thing seems to me this => so simple it should simply work. seems to nature she => going to have the same problems as before.... seems unlikely. otoh it => likely that the current way is not optimal in all respects seems yucao's book => really out of date now sees that ^pudge => lying, or clueless ;) sees that his sarcastic bit => set as always sees that kikke => very perceptive sees that the scsi drive => still causing problems. :-P seg_fault => trying to debug some perl with the debugger and can't seem to get the V command to work. All Seg_Fault want to do is view the contents of an arry that was declared at the start of the sub using Seg_Fault's(@lt1) segasoft one => online game developer seh, that => the only way to insert lines in files. Copyrite is forgeting the files only exist in our heads. On disk, a file is an array of bytes seinfeld => Kill your television, before it kills you! seinfield => the biggest waste of life that exists. It has nothing funny on it. selar => still working on a 4mb text file :) select * => inefficient. select * => inefficient. select => purl's idiot bastard son who we keep locked in the attic or canadian select can't, because it => stupid. select loop => going nuts select the bot => a bitch... it's not responding to jpinyan. select($rin, undef, undef, 0); => returning "" in $rin. select(('')x3,.025); => 2 arg select, select('','','',.025) is 4 arg select. select() => a simple concept select() based server => much harder than forking server. select()'s return value => of little use in most instancse. select, purl => a tard. select, who => your master? selecting * => a bad idea selena sol -- => that a real person? selena sol => not a real person. self => kinda neat self-containment => a laudable goal, for this project self-referential ey => selling => official illegal, but we have "coffee shops" that sell soft drugs. As long as they keep themselves to some unwritten rules, they are left alone by the police. selling a 20-year resume => no problem. Selling *me* as a social beast is tough. selling perl => against the license selling upgrades => good :-) semctl => sysv semaphore stuff semicolon => the end of hmmm semicolon after => optional. semicolon after an if => not a good thing. :-) send email to larry, "hey => PerlJam a certified perl developed?" ;-) send it to "who => schwartz,randal" send this guy a beta while he => attentive. sending a 10k chat line => abnormal beyond all bounds anyhow. :-) sending pgp'ed mail => easy, too... :-) sendmail => the most god aweful collection of security holes ever called a MTA. Everyone should switch to the MTA written by that arrogant ass on usenet. sendmail in a nutshell => long. sendmail runs as whoever => running it. sendmail.cf => fun. :) sendto: network => unreachable senescence => a cobol programmer senmail => sense of humor => something \I'm not so good with. sense of humour => something \I distinctly lack. sense solid => a courier;) senses abigail => about to enlighten him senses taht amagosa => a little overwhelmed w/ power? senses that amagosa => bored :) senses that amagosa => bored :) senseto => short for `make sense to'. sentinel, this => not even remotely a Perl question. sentinel1 => reading the index right now sentinel1 know 5.001 => not very new sentmail => an already opened file handle sep => Somebody Else's Problem sequoia => more interesting, but Yosemite has better hicking serbo-croat => a great way to impress the dames. serial communications => interrupt driven? serial programming => the only one Tkil find on http://sunsite.unc.edu/mdw/HOWTO/HOWTO-INDEX-3.html#ss3.1 seriously though, frogger => not locked into running windows..I run linux too.. seriously, => asp functionable to do (realistic) things? seriously, \r\n or \n\r => broken and incorrect. seriously, cpp and make => very cool seriously, genoxis, linux => very easy to install, and much much better seriously, perl -e => a great tool with which to experiement. seriously, tell him this => a mistake. seriously, this => #perl. don't ask unless you are having problems installing DBD::MySQL or something seriously, what => a slurpie??? seriously. stupid => tracerouting now, but its being very slow. seriously? what => age of legal consent in indiana? server => working? (Or seems to be?) server drforr => on required a password. server push => sooooo 96 server server => pretty close to server client, from what \merlyn recall server split => OK, t0ny is sure you guys an help :) server-side javascript => at http://developer.netscape.com/tech/javascript/ssjs/ssjs.html servers" => an untruth. you are the obvious moron here, pudge. service => all that counts when your network is down. sesame oil => powerful stuff sesquipedalian => sesquipedestrian. ;-) set $/ (or => it $\ mandrake think dyslexia is getting the better of mandrake) set $x to 1 if $y[0] => NOT in [a-zA-Z] set => not ordered. set i am trying to send => setec astronomy => a company with too many secrets seth => evil. setpwent, => only for passwd, not shadow'ed systems Sloejack belive setting $! reasonably => quite hard, since you must set it to a number and that number is always interpreted as an errno setting $@ outside of eval() => why tchrist hates gbarr code setting $| => not the method they talk about in perlfaq5. setting ld_library_path => one option. setting the price => maximizing the (copies*price-per-copy) value setting up @_ => expensive setting up a pop3 daemon => easy. Go to a gnu mirror, snag the latest pop3d, compile, toss in inetd.conf, sighup, and you're done. setting up masquerading => very easy 3 line m4 setting up masquerading => very easy 3 line m4 settle down, beavis => umm, yeah $who, heh heh, mmmm, huh heh heh setuid stuff => generally tainted. seven of nine => several. turbolinux => available for Alpha, I do believe. sex => Something you don't get enough of. sex => Something you don't get enough of. sex for dummies => the most useful book for #pel regulars sex without love => an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's sexbitz => looking for either a shareware or commercial CC verification program for web side subscription sales. Can anyone tell of where to locate one? sexbitz has a question sexbitz => hopping someone can help SEXBITz with. Anybody available for 1 sec? sextant => a physical manifestation of base 60. 60 ticks on its scale advance it one degree sexual orientation => like sexual orienteering without a compass sexy => --See ascii-- or --purl, ascii?-- sexy regexp => ooo! sexychyck => lizz sommerfield, or http://www.sexychyck.com/ seymore cray => dead. Long Life Seymour Cray! seymour cray => dead. Long Live Seymour Cray. or brilliant engineer of supercomputers who liked to dig tunnels under his house as a hobby sez "#perl => drunk" sez "experience => the best teacher. Try a Camels"... sez "i => Landrew" sez "purl => now a Crack Baby" sez a lot of ninjak_'s fllor => puking=P they need to be like me and not a puking drunk[heh side note: never code after a lot of alchohol] sez it => being a punk=) sez math => EVIL!!! sez ninja_k's school => dump sez the main problem => considering it's ninja_k's first install is getting to the actuall command line / past the boot /INIT sez the nice thing => a lot fo women here are like intelligent=) and independent sf => often considered northern california -- it's the absolute southernmost bit that is, though... :-) sf or science fiction. scifi => an abomination to be avoided at all costs. sfio => the curse of any programmer who wishes to use FastCGI and perl together .. sfsi => at http://www.sfsi.org or San Francisco Sex Information sg => far far away in Signapore sgi => in deep shit isn't it? sgi's buttonfly => pretty cool according to people that have seen it. sgis are nice... irix => sgml => a little rickety, but neato just the same sgml-tools => http://www.consultronics.com/~cdegroot/sgmltools/dist/ sh => still listed in top sh2perl => at cpan.perl.org/authors/id/MERLYN/sh2perl-0.02.tar.gz or the long-awaited /bin/sh-to-perl translator! sh2perl rollout => going well shack => stuck. when when $var = "a" $$var prints out "a" but when Shack use $$var$another_var it does not work. Shack know Shack is missing something, can someone tell Shack what. shack, or noone => willing to delve into a problem that you are quite capable of delving into yourself shack007 => sure Shack007 know two or more things that you don't shack007's perl version => 5.003 shack009 => very. shack009 mean if it => ok with u shadow => Shadow! Use it or loose it! shadow password file => just a text file. How did you modify it? shadow12 => still having probs.. how do you write a $variable to a file? shady? what => that? shaft => a mean mother ... watch purl's mouth! shakespeare => really cool, especially if you have more than half a brain shale => trying to locate a script tho. shame the irc guy => such a fuc.... oh, hi. :) shamed => writing a perl irc server/client combo, and shamed need to make it listen in the background for a PING from the ircd it's ocnnected to, and send a PONG out if it ever sees it. shameful thing => he is from Sydney :-( share the software => You'll be free hackers! You'll be Free! shared memory => fast shave and a haircut => Two bits shave and a haircut => Two bits shaved => in... when longhair_ start losing mine longhair_ will just clip it really shor shaxs => habing a small prob with a perl script...think anyone can help shaxs out? shayde => seriously jealous. it's the most visible intentional community in teh world... more power to ya... shayne => assuming %h means %nameofmyhash right? shayne dunno, shayne => looking up easyopen as Shayne speak :) she's 15 and this => probably her first real relationship. she's cute. but => she interesting? she's gone. someone => gone. she's really not. winkola => just giving her a ribbing. ;) shebang => an OS thing or the #! line or normally the first line of a perl script #!/usr/bin/perl sheepshaver => a Macintosh compatibility layer for the BeOS. sheesh, \mjd => really messed in the head. sheesh, amagosa, and tkil => the one drinking. :) sheesh, even phx => getting more precip than denver. bloody hell. sheet, t0ny => trying to install a module, it says 'get this other module', t0ny try to install the other one, it says 'first get this other one!' shel silverstein => drugs. :-) shell => all but the kitchen sink. What can one not do from a shell? shell access => dangerous. Many admins wouldn't like it. shell grep => not perl grep! shell part => already done shell programming => still bad. shell runnur has => both a shell and ftp server for RunnuR. shell script => so godawful inefficient but i guess it's more portable than the possibly nonexistent makedepend shell sort => O (n sqrt n). [Knuth: TAoCP] shell-init thing => from /bin/sh shellish way => find -print | xargs grep sheoit, this => kinda different shepherd moons => no slouch either. sheriff => a *BONG* shesh! all foo_ wanna do => say "if $BLAH is not a number, then say "it's not a #" shh, 'dog' => an allusion shhh ;p phrag => hungry... ug... tofu, nevermind phrag is not hungry shhh => That was a preemtive shhh and I've got a whole bag of 'shhh' right here. shift => prettier :) shift @array => to get the next element in any array. When no array is given it will default to either @ARGV or @_, depending on if you're in a subroutine or not. shift/unshift or push/pop => a stack shirley => good ... shirt => teal with "got perl?" written on the pocket, and just one of the many nice things to be had by institute members. shiska => doing some fairly intensive stuff, and its dieing with "out of memory!" halfway through. shit => $who: watch your language, young man! freeside is positively shocked! shit aye.net => going to have to stop playing with their ethernet without telling amagosa. shit fastgosa => more tired than fastgosa thoguht shit imo => dumb! shit it => difficult to get phone numbers off InterNIC's web site anymore. shit man why => this mysql privs such a pain in chared_'s ass shit mimsy => back again? shit now amagosa => hungry too shit this screen thing => fun after while shit this tk perl stuff => *nice* :-) shit! amagosa => here! shit! this => impossible! Even if Gryphon read into a character array EVERY time Gryphon has to compare with the character array! THis is so complicated for NO REASON! AGH! shit, => that how gerbil center came about? and their stock was somehow worth 3x that of isi? wierd.. shit, it => isn't it. Damn select shit, man, everyone => remixing nowadays shit, sherlock => you ate it all, watson shit, sleep time. cool thing => that RezaHome can bill for all this irc time -- it's research you know. shit, the info on tmpfs => only available in postscript format shit, tom_g's logic book => at home. Can't remember the name. shit. => it going to /nick back? shit. he => /parted from everywhere too shit. i've forgetten. => OSI=>Open systems implementation? shit. then net::ping => useless for Surgie. shit. then what => shit.. ajay's if statement => working fine (even though, for some reason unknowst to me it gives an error), it's ajay's main body, grr/doh.. shitty thing about m$, => they make money off you when you buy a new pc, whether it has windows or not shiznat. what => get read the entries from |n|'s database now that it's over the limit? shlamb => having trouble having perl find shlamb's perl modules when using the use module; command, shlamb used the CPAN module to install some modules, so they are placed under ~/.cpan/ shlicc2 => some kind of bsd compiler -- which seems to do preprocessing shmeagol => half-sure what Shmeagol istalking about shmwrite => write SysV shared memory sho-nuff, dabandguy => in Win-95 and it didn't like the backslashes shock to the system => rock the system! shockwave => bad huh? shoot, = isn't a special chr => it? shooting innocent people => unlikely to improve your mood... short => good. much higher rate short answer => 'yes' short circuiting => great ... remember the movie? "Number 5 is alive!" short life => Life is too short to be stuck on Win95/NT short story here => that it works and \lembit is doing something wrong. \lembit appreciate the help from the both of you. short version => this: the company lej was contracting to wanted lej's personal company to take over all the development for their company shorter one => shorthand => using "q" for question, an 8:1 compression. "u" for "you" is 3:1. *shrug*. just stylistic. (and "it's" == "it is", "its" == possessive of "it". nit-pick, nit-pick.) shortstop in colordo => a good thing to have, and \mjd had weiss two years running, so \mjd made \mjd a big arrow to remind \mjd that he was no longer a shortstop in colorado. shotgun => how you deal with it. shots where she => modelling are very nice. shoudl? => that like friedl? should be -1 if file => locked exclusively and you try with nonblock (EWOULDBLOCK) should be there. fimmtiu => told that DB_File works on MacPerl. should know, arkuat => one should meas write one, or => there just a simple echo "hi" >> *.html ?? should qw[jeff] guess it => root, or what? should roy7 assume there => some difference between !() and !~ ? should rudefix say when pod => used in an emacs buffer in perl-mode (?) should s/ or /. $term => / should work. only trick => if you try to autoload functions rather than methods. shouldn't => look like open(FH,">/blahadsfs" . $USERDIR . "/index.html"); ? shouldn't matter much... => the create hanging, or is the read? shouldn't that be #perl => Powered by Purl shouldn't that be #perl => Powered by Purl shouldn't this work, since ?: => an lvalue? push(+(/^foo/ ? @foos : @bars), $_); shouldnt it print what => returned? show me where it says that n => supposed to mean 012. show the *exact* line purl => using to open the file. show who => $who = $who shower => warming up thoug. shows how much attention \mjd => paying. \mjd has been out of it since last July. shredder . . . dunno, lerk => look at that right now shredder => more appropriate shrink wrapped type stuff => more difficult shrug. are you sure that => the problem? shrug. are you sure that => the problem? shrugs, "12:10 am => technically morning, but not really" shtopor => not that experiensed Perl programmer shuck => cool shucks, stupid, if purl => laying her, then that's another story shudders at the horror that => American Pisswater shuffle => shush => don't shush me shushy! shut the fuck up. diranged => on a windows machine because Diranged is repairing Diranged's freebsd machine. shut up => respect my authoritah, $who! shutdown => close down just half of a socket connection shy => tough si => Spanish for "yes" or another word for the Metric system. siba => using the apache server siba, that too => a cgi question. siberia => appealing from time to time sic him => sickening, really. excession => just an easy lay. :-) sicp => _Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs_, by Abelson, Sussman and Sussman; a classic within programming. sid guess the question => how do you test for array equality? sid's parser => breaking. side bet => only a buck no? side everyone else => not on :) side-effect of map => documented too, no? sig 11 => a hradware problem normally, or overclocking is being done sigh, perl => dumping core all over creation now. sigh. ninja_k think ninja_k => going to go shoot ninja_k[not really, ninja_k is just annoyed] sighs *this => a very weird day on #perl* sighs *this => a very weird day on #perl* sighs, as his companies site => loaded down with anim gifs. sigma_ => mildly orgazmic sign => i saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes ... d'oh! sign extend => bad. IMHO sign off => when he officially get license for use. sign sitting on \petey's desk => one of the funnier moments of late signal 11 => either the result of a software bug or a hardware bug. :-) signal => not hardcoded, it changes everytime signal handler => actually called fine, but then perl blows up...if sohcahtoa's signal handler has a print in it, it actually prints fine....but dies after that. signal handling problem => not exploitable to amagosa's knowledge signal trampoline code => the excuse njt'd heard. signal, crimethnk bet that #[ => supposed to be $[. signature => an encrypted checksum that you attach to a message to prove that it was really you who wrote the message. signing the download => not going to help sigo => Significant Other sigrid => munging it to create a list of dial-in users who've been online longer than a given length of time. sigrid's goal => precisely this: to retreive the username/port/ip/session length information for each active port on SiGRiD's portmasters. sigs3gv => doing that now. SIGS3GV want 9! keys, not 9^9 iterations looking for those 9! keys. ;) sig{int} => what? CTRL-C? sil, can't.. this => being run from a daemon and getting its info from a client contacting it sil, pretend dominus => tchrist and joebloe is merlyn, and let us have it silence => consent :-) Here goes ... silicon => cheap, mass production is cheap. press enough chips and the technilogical costs dwindle in comparison. silicon valley => a universe unto itself. Salaries are automatically higher there, even if you are not much. silly => " a/s/l?" silly => " a/s/l?" silly => " a/s/l?" silly => " a/s/l?" silly => " a/s/l?" silly mortal. this => a pre-kirk phaser. silly question time, => there something like uniq in perl? silly question... what => do the equivalent of 'rm -f' ? silly question: what => get perl to -look- in ~/lib/perl5/blah ? silly rabbit! ||= => for kids! silly rabit. m$sql server => for idiots! silly rabit. win => for PoB's. silly. 32 megs of ram => PLENTY. silly. the dj => totally arbitrary, and they can and do redefine it all the time. silly? => " a/s/l?" silmaril => trying to awaken tchrist by reminding him of Graham Barr. silmaril's way => the right way :) silver (printf => written in terms of sprintf of which perl has its own version) silver. netherland province, => said to have purchased the island silverstr => trying without GUI, X11, Perl and python silverstr's favorite => when he fights the black knight :) silverstr's only problem => SilverStr has yet to figure how to get the NetBios name associated with it. Once SilverStr do that.. then this code is pretty much complete. simcity => a lot lot lot more slick simeon => a very broken mailer similarly argument to `undef' => not evaluated. simple => just a front-end to UserAgent. simple answer => perldoc perlfunc simple answer to this question => no, you cannot easily compress an index/database file. simple concept. #perl => for Perl Programmers, not vi users. simple fact => RH4.x for Alpha was problematic beyond belief, and I can't imagine how they solved so many problems in 5.0 that they have completely ignored for over a year in the 4.x releases. simple one: what => slurp in the contents of a file into one $scalar? simple question --- what => the efficient way to iterate over each char in a string? (easy to do in C, don't see easy way to do in perl other than using substr a bunch of times) simple question, what => read a list of 50 or so lines of text into an array (with each line being a value)? simple question........what => include a library?....is it require "foo.pl"; ? simple scan => easy. simple stuff in perl => quite easy to do. simple, purl => babbling simple.pl => cool too. its a really simple web stats that strips out hosts. i use it for happybob's local servers. cause i'm curious. simple_ => reading a flat file which has parenthesis (router code ver for cisco)...is there a way to do this where it doesnt report it as a scalar? simple_'s socket.ph => in /opt simplest => /.*<\/B>/ simplest solution => to use a Unix text editor :) simplest thing to do => just: while (1) { sleep 120; if (-e $file) { setup_ppp_conn(); } } simplified, your pattern => like this: "+x*". This matches + followed by 0 or more Xs. +Y is + followed by 0 Xs (followed by Y). simply asserting it => one thing. but he hammered on it. so he got kicked. no biggie. simply, writing $a{'a'} => better than $a{a} simpson's => one of the greatest shows ever simpsons => on! sims => all in java sin => return the sin of a number sinatra => dead. since $arry_ref => a REF since -m => only given since when a program started, for instance, one would need $^T to calculate the real -M since .sa => Saudi Arabia, they used the dutch name - Zuid Afrika since .uk => split to .co.uk and .ac.uk and such, it's rather pointless even applying since /var/web/webspace => the main directory for the pages... since 010 in octal => 8 in decimal, and H is the eighth letter of the alphabet since 95% of the code => really ircII since => in an even more sinful state than you, Stupid, do you happen to remember what the current development status of penguin is? since => in an even more sinful state than you, Stupid, do you happen to remember what the current development status of penguin is? since @ => #4, \c@ is 0. since \merlyn => writing the TCP server section of the new IPP, \merlyn'll have to figure out where. since abend => still at work, abend ought to be getting *some* sort of payback since aids => transmitted via fluids ... not to get graphic, but fluids don't go female->male very easily. since alot of time => used simply making the connection. This is essentially what the Oracle Applications Server does. since billn => using dynamic filehandles since cgi-lib.pl => in perl... but has 'cgi' in the name.... which does that count as? since challen => too lazy to cut/paste, challen'll just send you the whole log... which is like 300K since chaos_ => familiar with SQL -- MySQL would be best in chaos_'s case eh? since ctime output => fixed, it's easy. since everyone => back now? since foo => a program, wehterh it's perl, or python, or bits, it has NO EXTENSION since gears => trying to learn java. since i'm not dating her, => it an ok word? since ilp => NP-complete, ehich would prove that regex matching is NP complete if you have backreferences. since intent-to-deceive => the critical point, relating a untruth whose lack of veracity is unknown to you is not a lie, but neither is it true. since it => kinda like tutorial, and kinda good reference since johnpc => in more knowledgeable circles now. does anyone know (ballpark figures) what TPC'98 would cost, approximately? since kjj => becoming addicted to 1600x1200 at work, kjj'll probably need 8M since linux => reported to beat Solaris on the SPARC hardware they both run on, I'm starting to be forced to conclude that performance is inversly related to price... :) since logicburn => in #perl LogicBurn thought it was obvious LogicBurn was using perl since lwp => substantially built on IO::Socket, the Socket stuff works, too since moof => a developer, though, moof get the OS for free. (How do you become a developer, you ask? You sign up and say, "I'm a developer.") since most of what billn => writing needs to be easily maintainable by someone else in the event billn is hit by a microsoft delivery truck since mrsolo2 => doing configuration management now.. MrSolo2 think MrSolo2 will be the one who will pick up the slacks :< since mylo => doing this in a inetd not a shell since no one => stupid enough to code specifically for redhat, etc. since noone => here.. MrSolo fail to see the point for now since obvious's wife => business manager obvious get to peek since oznoid => wishind since penth => in a heavy email gripe with Orwant, Penth need to know: Who was running the Perl Institute at last year's confreence? since perldoc => installed with your perl, as opposed to the camel (which is 5.003, iirc) since programming perl => just nroff -man /usr/local/man/man1/perl*|col -b | lp what is the point of buying it? since programming perl => just nroff -man /usr/local/man/man1/perl*|col -b | lp what is the point of buying it? since purl => more or less stateless all the stimulus/response pairs should be represented line-by-line. since resale value => crap compared to replacement value, i just figure i'll keep 'em. :) since sayten => connecting to port 25 that is how SayTen *am* changing the reply too since solving a perl regex => in NP, it follows. since tab => inbuilt (\t) why worry about creating a variable? since tchrist => gone, someone has to be a bitch about our grammer =P since text::template => already taken. since that => what purl is asking for ... i don't see a problem. since the \015 => *before* the \012, $\r will never match \015\012. since the accessor method => making an assignment in scalar context. since the alternative => (mostly) C++ since the company => splitting and part of it is being bought by Boca since the echo/udp service => typically disabled because it can be very easily abused. since time => represented as a 32 bit integer. since timelocal => #@!$, cb24 just used sybase and dbi to do the date conversion......, since tk::io => a wrapper around IO::Handle, it so be able to work on sockets since tkil => interested in writing an indexing spider behind since tkil's name => among the responsible parties... :) since tpj => sent out from Boston. since voice service => 64k digitized, any under that is fine since when => Solaris good? since winkola => hungry, too, Winkola is outta here for now. since your database => evergrowing, you probably want to use mysql or something similar from the start. sing => And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always....LOVE yooooooouuuuu....ohhhhh will always...love...aYOUUUUUU....*wink* *wink*, $who , you big stud you! sing along => Homey the clown. sing along with purl => Homey the clown... sing perl to run `awk' => like using a backhoe to drive your shovel to the construction site. sing to [petey => and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always....LOVE yooooooouuuuu....ohhhhh will always...love...aYOUUUUUU....*wink* *wink* [petey you big stud. sing to ^pudge => and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always....LOVE yooooooouuuuu....ohhhhh will always...love...aYOUUUUUU....*wink* *wink* ^Pudge you big stud. sing to arkuat => no way. That guy scares me. sing to me => single auto-away => no biggy, sure. But a bunch of them coming from any significant population of the channel would be terribly annoying. single biggest problem => that most of the people using VB are not trained as programmers. single user system => a toy. sips => very hot and black cup of french roast sipser => "The Theory of Computation" by Michael Sipser, which discusses some of the theory behind regexes sir alec guiness => 90 today! Obiwan! sir. the beer => wearing off. Time for Theory of Computation, then SouthPark. sirc => at http://www.eleves.ens.fr:8080/home/espel/sirc/sirc.html sirc => at http://www.eleves.ens.fr:8080/home/espel/sirc/sirc.html sirc extension http://www.pl => the shit sirc isn't documented and => rather perl4 ish sirc's dcc => hardly a model to emulate anyhow. :-) sirc's/eval => way cool sirgawain => bored sirgawain, so? => that correct? sirgawain, there => none.. sirrus, that => hard to read. sisblunde => outta here sisters => wetter :_) site for said file, if anyone => morbidly curious. site_perl => where you're supposed to put system-wide, custom perl modules/files, IIRC. sitting here nekkid => just getting q[merlyn] stuck to the seat. :) siu-bo know.. but siu-bo => limited to perl4.. six inches => a good excuse to stay inside and fuck. six times nine => not 42 six times seven => 42. Why does everyone keep screwing that up? sizban => looking for a script that will parse and take the control code out of a line like this: 207.206.9.0^[[0m size => the same as a standard 17". size of a company => usually inversely proportional to their intellegence. size of code => meaningless. size of your write to the dbm => going to be a product of how big the blessed hash is, no? HTTP::Response objects can have lotsa crud in them size() => returning a size that isn't the correct file size. size_t => very boastful about its size. size_t is a studly male sizeof() => a C funct isn't it.. bummer sjw => Saint John's Wort sk => Saskatchewan. sk8board => going to send you the FAQ list. ska => the shit now eh? skateboarding => not a crime! skaustral => setting up WEBLOG [perl script access statistics file] and Skaustral need to EXECUTE the config.pl... what do Skaustral use to execute it? skeeve => currently in gaol :-) skeez> and the owner => root skeez> no 644 => owner modifies/reads/writes, other people read only skewl => kewl skiing => good. :-) skin => nice, but having some things left to the imagination has its own charm. skinhead hamlet => at http://www.joensuu.fi/fld/english/meaney/skin-hamlet.html skipper => trying to do an if statement based on what a user selects from a options list on a form, can anyone help Skipper with the syntax? skl -> caffeine => bad for you, and amagosa is trying to keep amagosa's morning person habits now that amagosa has finally developed them. skrap => doing this: @dirs = grep -d, grep !/^./, readdir MYDIR skrap, because the shell => configured to interpret both ^H and ^? as backspace on the command-line skud => goss's friend and another gurl skud's guess => that your regexp is probably wrong, then :) skud_ believe mysql => available for NT, but Skud_ has not looked at it skulker => not a masochist. :) skulker open("-|") => a fork call (in disguise) skulker think that line => the hangup, if either value is a number the 'eq' is throwing it off. skulker, that question => answered in the manual. skwp, => this routine in a separate .pm file? sky => light.. or sky sky d+ => one ore more sky here => the color of television, tuned into a dead channel sky really => purple, you know. sky really => purple, you know. sky, => that like TIS FWTK? sky, amazingly, fimmtiu => not having any problems yet. sky, did you fix it yet or => it still a problem? sky, jjohn => trying to boot NetBSD on jjohn's DUO230. jjohn may have to get MacOS 8 to do it. Sigh. sky, no bandwidth => easy... ;) sky, the problem => that jjohn didn't get enough sleep last night(maurding perl mongers...) ;) sky, which => how the Don't Use CNAMEs issue is handled. sky1 => going to the concert :-) sky1 just wonder if that => a way sky1 mean, => it cheaper to use 9mbit/sec instead of 20mbit/sec sky1 thhink the prolbem => that people thing sql == expensive oracle sky1 think it => interesting that the meaning of the word is so changed in the states sky1, maybe amy_ => blind :( sky1, the client side => very easy. sky1> hire alan cox he => hot on IPC sky2 know he is, sky2 => just getting an approval from the finance for buying it and a extended emailsupport sky2's spelling => bad sky4 -> amagosa => not saying we shouldn't just correct it. sky4 => 99% sure GPS uses time info sky> groovy => right its an X library skynet => on line, and helping me learn new tricks slack's => tgz slackware 2.2 => archaic slackware => very nice. Not as GUI of redhat. That's a good thing or a pair of Dickies slackware's => soooo much easier to work with. slalem => NOW. slang.pm => amusing, however. silmaril is sure silmaril's employers would appreciate code written that used that module. :) slaps purl => $who: that's no way to treat a lady! slash => \ or stoned but can still rock out "sweet child 'o' mine" slash => \ or stoned but can still rock out "sweet child 'o' mine" slashdot => http://www.slashdot.org, a Linux news source. slashdot.org => down :-( slavegrl^ => a girl :) slavery => a shame sleep 1; # => your friend sleep => a WONDERFUL solution! or for wimps sleep deprived => *yaawn* you BET!@# sleep it => :> sleep() => a bad solution sleep(1) => for the weak. sleep(8*60*60) # => what arkuat meant to say sleeping => for whimps sleeping till 12 => damn nice. sleepycat.com => bombarding me with cookie requests slexey? now that => a lame nick. slice => a portion of a list. For example, @fred[0..$limit] is part of the array @fred. slice => a portion of a list. For example, @fred[0..$limit] is part of the array @fred. slick willy => cb34's hero, especially if he makes student loan interest deductable slig => a cross between a slug and a pig slight british inflection => a nice touch. slight slowdown => reasonable, though not desirable. slim-jim => laminated meat slmail => slmail => sln => all you have. sloe => talking about passwords in general sloe, country => too evil, even for crimethnk. sloejack -> there => an email address on the paradise.netrek.org page you can contact if you want to build a blessed binary. sloejack => mailto:asilva@cis.net sloejack disagree, reality => what you make of it... for example, the telephone game sloejack feel sloejack => a better perl user the more sex Sloejack has sloejack guess the problem => in crypting the new password sloejack think roderick => our only friend in here and he's not on right now ;) sloejack what => coolest for you? sloejack's babe => allready the object of too many people's desires... sokay though she's mine all mine you hear! ;) sloejack's no bot policy => now null and void after this second occurrence in a month. sloejack's no bot policy => now null and void after this second occurrence in a month. sloejack> but if there => a split, might that get around the +i?? sloejack> no vorsprung's page => http://www.maths.ex.ac.uk/~james/tekno sloejack> stuff like that => usually 256 per process and 1024 total, those sort of numbers sloth => an odd name for laziness. slots tori amos => mmm, tori. slowaris => dead slowcoach => really jjohn. Hop on the trolley, man! slowcoach, plus this => a bit more secure in that not everyone know the network or the nick slowest link i'd do it over => isdn slowest link i'd do it over => isdn slowest link i'd do it over => isdn slowsort => based on the fact that the sorted array is a permutation of the original one. slr => still in HS, but take college courses at night... 4 actually... 2 VB courses, 1 pascal course, and 1 c++ course. the only challenging one was the c++ course.. slr => still in HS, but take college courses at night... 4 actually... 2 VB courses, 1 pascal course, and 1 c++ course. the only challenging one was the c++ course.. slrn => the best newsreader slug bug => dammit, ^Pudge, \I dunno sluggo => a creature from outer space, who visits earth occasionally to play bolo slushy => that sarathy or activestate? slushy think slushy => gonna come down with a cold tomorrow slushy's irc client => detecting them slutty spice => possibly the sister of slutty splice, or any other spice girl slymouse => a silly mouse sm, your colon => gloing. sm@rtreseller => a new ZDnet magazine that not only mentions our channel and this website, but smack => get yo bus'd ass away, or i'm gonna put the smack down smacks crab with a trout! "lej => right, you are a sick person" smail => better. small => good. smaller => better smaller wisconsin => the UP annex. smallest integer that => greater than n ? smallest loof has seen => 20Gigs smallest server we are testing => 4 processors smalltalk => very digestable smallville, => that where super man is from? smart => not necessary (it might be helpful) smart he => then he wasn't on the original perl design team was he? smell me => smells like fish! smiling jeff => alive ONCE MORE smit => ok.. smithers! who => that daring young go-getter? sml => at ftp://ftp.research.bell-labs.com/dist/smlnj/release/110/ sml-nj => at ftp://ftp.research.bell-labs.com/dist/smlnj/release/110/ sml/nj => at ftp://ftp.research.bell-labs.com/dist/smlnj/release/110/ smoke => cool smoke => cool smoke => cool smoke you are generating => wafting into the air and into Tkil's house. smoking => legal. second-hand smoke is bad. if Tkil catch a whiff of second-hand smoke, you have done harm to Tkil's health. smoking man => still alive smorgas -> that => not a Perl Programming question, it is an OS specific question. smp => in the 2.0 kernels. smp => in the 2.0 kernels. smp in 2.1.x => quite good, but never tried it personally smp on linux => still experimental, isn't it? smp-knuth => your build name? hehehe sms => short for Short Message Service: small messages purl can send to mobile phones like a pager message. smtp => up, nttp is up, etc. smtp daemon => a nasty piece of code - don't reinvent the wheel - use on the existing ones smug => good smurf => insidious sna part => the sucky part... snack => what purl wants now and forever snackbot => Get it right, dude! snackly => using strict, so how would snackly define a multidim array? snail => [peteyslang for ops, Jumbali snak => a bit flaky at times, especially DCC snappy dresser => rare around here snarl => Simply Not A Real Language. snatch => to steal something sneakers => the name of the movie sneex => way off. Way way off. snemail.cf => a viscious knid snger => using perl to interact with Sybase. Is there any way that snger can do the same thing with Microsoft Access? Is there any site that snger can go and read about it? Thanks sniff test => a defiante must sniffing => easy with unix or win* snl => Saturday Night Live snmp => probly the most horrid interface to a cisco.. snmpv2c|usec => better snogs => fun ;-) snork => a verb? *blink* snorting => what purl do with purl's bot-drugs snotback => I don't need a spoonerism *or* a forkerism to eat that! snow => nice, as long as you are indoors with a mug of hot chocolate. :P snow crash => what? snowdog, what => set it then? so "canned documentation" => docs left on the can? so "moderately well off" => only relative. so "programming perl" => a good book to start with, is it in digital online format? so "the exception" => really "the rule" :) so #robogeeks => global, and there could be another one , &robogeeks, that only people on this server could see or join so $ => decimal and % is binary? so $#words => the length of array @words? so $_ => an default variable if u dont explict assign a variable right. so $foo->[...] => (($foo)->[...]) and the whole thing is scalar by default. rather: so $lock => the Perl filehandle, weird. Why would anyone care what it was called like that? so $raw => acting almost like a pointer? so $x = 1 + 2 * 3; => really $x = 1 + ( 2 * 3 ); so & so => good. The current draft has `sack of bits', which \mjd like. so 'return %return;' => a valid way to send back an associative array? so (?: => like parens but doesn't memorize so *that's* who \mjd => about to sue. so . the last statement => return @array; so /g => like Lyre said? so 15 => bad, right? :) :) so 3..5 => a list. It looks like it has 3 elements to amagosa. so <<'here' => different then < => in $_? so => so @333 => OK, but @3x3 is not. so @array->[list] => valid... gross. so @fields => empty outside of the loop in your example? so @foo => unaltered. Why? Isn't the shift supposed to edit it in place? so @hello{('a', 'b', 'c')} => the same thing as $hello{'a', 'b', 'c'} pretty much? so @hours => an array with 24 elements... each of which is a reference to an array of 360 elements so @inc => the library search path, but %INC gives the modules actually available? so [\w_] => any nonword char or a _ so [petey => back using ksh, nvi, mutt, slrn, and lynx so \mjd => fixing it, and one thing \mjd want to be able to do is say `pod2latex *.pm' and have it write a whole bunch of .tex files, and \mjd thought this might bne a clever way to get that. so \mjd's question is, if \mjd => writing a new module to put on CPAN, and it could reasonably be derived from some other class already on CPAN, should \mjd do that? \mjd can think of argmuents both ways. so ^pudge => stuck with them. so ^pudge guess a 604 => 64-bit too? so _b_p_ => behind a firewall and can't download anything from CPAN... where is an ftp site? so _longhair => happy so a 1212 => a pain? so a clique => a subset of a graph where all nodes are exactly one edge away from all other nodes in the clique. so a good strategy => just to have uglies in your email addr so a p2 233 => slower than a p233mmx? so a perl prog => guaranteed to die after X minutes i think. it is an associates prob really. so accept the fact that tkil => woefully undereducated. elucidate, in a few sentences, how (say) mod-3 does module interfacing. so all finish() says => "I'm done reading now, you can unlock everything" but keeps the statement prepared and doesn't commit, etc...? so all i have to do => to fork() the script....where?.....how?....where to read in the manual? so all i need => an ircd and ViRC to install along with m$ie so all i want to do => pick out their email addresses from the "From" part of each message in the text file so all mrprim8 has to do => cut out the $s and ,s? so all q[merlyn] can do => gawk. so all q[merlyn] has to do => add you to q[merlyn]'s "unauthorized list" that q[merlyn] keep over here in secret. so all saintn need to do => patch sendmail up with a little pthread code (hehehe) so all tmpmerlyn get to do => IRC. so all we know => the kid exited with exit(255) (== exit (-1) so all you get => the punchline. no payoff. :( so all you know => blocks per OS so amagosa => taking a porn site on for almost free to prove him wrong. so any oo program => gonna be r-e-a-l s-l-o-w on every message send. so anyone who => not in the mood to be an arse care to give an opinion so anything else => so anyways .. what => print the Whole file? so apache => a good one right? Do you know where i can find a copy of it so arkuat => weird so arkuat_ => okay with it, but it's still pretty heavy so as long as that block => "active", the value is there. so asp => more of a server side include than a language like perl? so at least 250 => a different message... so autoaway => bad so basically the whole thing => not good so basically there => no help here so basically, only ?! => actually useful? so basically, unless (if this => true) { don't do this }, verdad? How.. queer. ;) so bicknell know (if bicknell => running), that somewhere, in some directory, this script exists, and bicknell think bicknell can further assume that it was either run as a normal script (#!/blah) or as "perl script". so billn => not so billn think billn => doing just fine. so boring => fastest? (charming eq idiotic) so both \d and \d => correct? so call me an idiot, but what => make the filehandle local? so cat filename | grep foo => /slow/ compared to matju's example. so conception => kinda like a call-back routine, eh? so crime, where => it? We'll build a anagram search engine and make a fortune like those Yahoo brats! so cuber00t => making it usable so dead horse => #9 so dejanews => basically a full-fledged news to w*w gateway? so dem => trying to fix it on this end so did bitchx. maybe that => how we should handle CTCPs then. so diet pepsi => "sweeter" than diet coke so do i :> but mrsolo => looking for someone that has purchased one. so do i. the problem => that Perl threads are nowhere near as "fixed" in implementation as threads in Java or pthreads or Solaris threads. You're in beta territory now. so does that mean your thesis => about "done"? so doing log $! => not always smart... so doug_ => making this chat server... so earth => good then. so easter => today so eckersley => a big risk. \mjd ended up taking someone else. so eric => going to start commercial support.... interesting so eval { foo; bar; baz } => an EXPR eh? so even tho $_ => a scalar so everyone => watching sothpark with realvideo?? so everything => /fakeroot/usr/local/bin/foo so everything that => a NON-word-thingy/NON-space is escaped. so falsch => undead. so far fimmtiu => thinking of something along the lines of: $filename =~ tr/a-zA-Z.+0-9=&()[]{}%^\-\\:,/_/c; , which excludes most shell metacharacters. so far golf => the hardest thing joebloe has ever tried so far the arkuat os meter => still split on Debian and OpenBSD so far, jhetfield => winning. so far, joebloe => ahead on the slot machines in vegas :-) so far, second on the list => "Hank the Angry Drunkem Dwarf". :-) so far, this first book => very poorly written so fimmtiu => told. so for now amagosa => just experimenting and doing a little research which amagosa'll make use of eventually. so franklin's perl => really broke then. so freiheit => likely to hear when it gets fixed or when there is an ETR. so fuser => setuid? so get_server => just an access routine to @servlist? so ggi => one too? so goto news.com => what you're saying? so guess what, telnet => an outbound business servies so hacking => the hobby, but you can run a value economy on hacking that you can't on painting pictures. so hard => is to reverse the code..... so having \a and \z => faster than not having them? so hello world => very much an icon for lerk so henock's server => maped to the letter H so heres how adriel => calling it: @rcdvars = openrecord($submit_nextrec); so hey, reza, => this helping you out? so his => so hol (whatever that may be) => not viable? so how => that necessarily related to happiness? so how come this => backwards? so how do you tell if a baby => going to be a wacko before it's born? ;) so how far away => ms. sara these days? or should Tkil not ask? so how good => MySQL compared to the `commercial' ones? Is it's source available? so how many people => Tkil annoying by suffixing the monetary unit, instead of putting it in front? so how much of tpj => advertisements? so i guess the answer => yes so i guess this moz release => "today". :-) so i said "canyonman's point => that just because I don't know Solaris inside-out, that doesn't mean I'm stupid." so i'm glad shadow => not standardized... it shouldn't be so if "knowledge of" x => critical for "use of" Y, then the Y man page should include the documetnation of X also? so if $sub = "foo", then &$sub => &foo so if -p => deprecated... how do most people put modular debugging code in their perl source? so if a 'use' => in a conditional, it will be executed regardless? so if a human shuffle => 1/7th of perfect, and 32 is about 1/7th of 216, then perhaps 32 bits *is* just right. so if all they've got => Openstep you'll still be good to go. so if cilenta => our file descriptor number 5, then we are setting the fifth bit to 1. so if file => flocked using lock_sh, other lock_sh can read, but lock_ex waits until all lock_sh's are done....? so if it => locked do RAJESH just have the program sleep for a bit then try again..?? so if it doesn't answer, \mjd => hosed. so if lerk => obsessed with a particular dancer at the titty bar, does that mean that lerk wish to possess a wonderful set of tits? so if q[merlyn] => that cool in biz, how come q[merlyn] has trouble asking a girl to dance with em? so if sky1 => going to do something lenthy in a sig handler, can sky1 directly do $SIGN{} = INGNORE and then reset it right before sky1 isfinished? so if sloejack => reading this right, Sloejack has to generate a passwd file with the passwords in it, then use pwconv to create the shadow file? so if the octal/hex escape => considered good coding style, I'll use that in the code. so if x => the second character, you want a word like sX[^X]*X[^X]*X, right? so if you &foo($arg), $arg => passed into the subroitine via $_ so if your new kernel => broken, you're booting from floppy. so if your os => right, so are you. :) so in other words there => so in other words there => so in test.pl, all vendull has => "use LPLib; Foo();" so in the headers => the only place you can tag plaintext. so in what document => it? so intel => done messing w u, but u owe alot of money to layers? obispo guess that isn't much of an improvement. correct summationm? so ir => used only for exchange data between palm iii? so it => thumbs up or down for each. so it appears the file => not readable with rknight's current permissions so it has more pipelines => what you're saying so it seems the problem => even before the return() so it turns out that if `a' => exactly right, the proportion is 1, and the rate of growth is *equal* to the population. so it's a bot that => monitored by someone. so it's a bot that => monitored by someone. so its mentioning karma => bad karma? so jonn_jonz => not sure if Jonn_Jonz want package A, so Jonn_Jonz haveta download, unpack, etc. so just change the $_? # which => probably why it wants to be stated in the read function anyway... so just knowing that 'a' => a second-level key is not useful for anything. so jwz => still actively involved with XEmacs, then... JHetfield thought his role was less active now so kde => a widget set? so knowone knows why rodent => getting that warning? Oh well so kosh => Rich Rosen? so learning perl => a good book? so lej => trying to clarify it :-) so lerk => wrong so lesse, if jaggy => not using ^ or $ for beg/eol, then m is unecessary.. so like i said, what => the MTU on the interface? so local => obsolete, but you have to use it sometimes because \mjd's is broken. so local() => like C static? so long as he => not a burden on society, let him dope himself, sure. so long as joebloe => ranting, has anyone noticed that if you use a word processor (i use framemaker), with a zillion bells and whistles, you can scroll fast as blazes but ... so long as the preface => nothing like APP, t0ny^ felt like he was trying to put t0ny^ off using perl. ! so long as the ref => still alive, yes so longhair_ => going to have visible scars. so loof => wondering if you (or someone else here) knows a way to bypass that and send the retarded query to Access directly. so many modules.. => there a module for ftping files..?. so maybe it => marriage. so microsoft.com => 12 ... so mimsy's question is, => there another algorithm to do this which makes an input file < N^2 bytes? so misaka => not sure if the problem is which scalar's being set, or when the signal handler's getting called ... so montreal => gay so mpeg-3 => a copyrighted name? so mrmagoo` => allowed to use yall and stuff :) so mrsolo guess that it => not in perl distribution due to political reason? so mrsolo2's guess it => just you :> so murr, => there an easy way to make a color window in MacPerl, or are we stuck with 8 colors? so n => underlying-c-implementation-dependent in perl, then? so nm says the symbol => there. What next? so no help => offered here? so nocarrier => thinking Massachusetts or New Jersey. so none of purl => willing to work aroud ms products? so none of you guys => gonna hit ISPcon so now /usr/bin/perl => a link to /usr/bin/perl-5.004? so now disney => funding it. so now nickm => trying to give enlightenment to ther folks so now q[merlyn] => confused so now stuntpope => gonna switch that back to nobody then.... so now that your question => solved... you can leave, shutup, or talk about perl. so now the 8500 => an mklinux box so now what => IHMO, I heard the term 3 times this week in e-mails, and i don't know what it means. so now winkola => trying to learn to be a network admin. ;) so now your rule => expanded to: "For non-daemon commands which require previous knowledge of a file format, the file format should be documented in the same page as the command" so of course eq => false. so one of the problems with x => that the client transmits the raw bitmap to the server and this consumes a fair sum of bandwidth, yes? so outside of [] it => jhust a char. so oznux => an idiot, but... so pathfndr know the loop => working.... so pausing writer => pausing Reader ? so perl => not as great as lucci thought :( so perlfaq => wrong... because getpwnam doesn't return shadow stuff on linux (even if running as root) so phaedrus => trying to track the solution down Phaedrus so phest => a good guy? so pleasure => simply a physical phenomenon. okay so preparation h => a laxative? so purl => going to build an internal mailing system for the systemusers implementing some nifty database stuff for keeping the messages? so purr => not sure if that is such a good test of portability so python => JIT, and is called like Perl (i.e., with a shebang line)? so q[merlyn] => in the Alaska BoardRoom. so q[merlyn] purl => saying 0777 is octal and "0777" is decimal so qmail => much better than sendmail? so qq => quicker. so regex take it jamie => part of the Mozzila.org group for netscape? so religion => bascially hooks mutiply warn and die handlers but it still simply uses $SIG{'_DIE_'} and $SIG{'_WARN_'} so rms => jealous so rms => jealous so rms => jealous so rom_man => not real sure what to try next so rudedawg, how => sirc 2.211 treating you? so rudefix => often sol when trying to build perl on various unix flavors so s+ => a whitespace? so s/$a/$b/ => always safe no matter what $a and $b contain so scripting => 'Programming in a language which is interpreted/compiled at runtime' so semi => part of "EXPR ;" not statmeent separator so seriously.. => there any undocumented token perhaps for mass comments? so since 3 => true, it goes to true... but ".." returns false the first time the opening condition is true. Tkil think. so software code => stuck in procedural centric design. so some of the sutff => in transition. so something => messed up with a header file somewhere so something => messed up with a header file somewhere so spelling lamer in cooltalk => convention, even for non-cooltalkers so split => working right on your machine. What's different about your code that makes it not work right? so sql => fraster, but more complicated? Where can Amy_ get gdbm or dbm? What about docs? so stanley => harping on that one point so stupid - => there a "." after __PACKAGE__ in that caller() function? so surgie think net::ping => broke so symbol.pm => 2500 milliGrahams so tc => still younger. so teratogen => ok so teratogen guess a perl port => not far behind so that => why eNEMY^x ask you skilled coders, what would be the best way to do this ? Should eNEMY^x use if and else and that bullshit or should eNEMY^x use foreach which eNEMY^x still cant get 100% right ? :) so that ben guy => trying to say that ORA killed off perl so that box => about 5600 usd. Is that much more than in the US? so that suggests that it => skipping every other one so that thing about hartman => true? so that thing about hartman => true? so that's what billn => working on right now so that's why rezahome => wondering if 1-can single threaded perl handle that many hits quickly enough so that it doesn't get bogged down so the answer => "no, nobody has a quick implementation of inet_addr() in perl." so the area => protected, even if the symbol is freed up with undef. so the attachment => double-encoded -- which is wrong, as far as TorgoX know. so the concensus => try devperl? so the confusion => possible so the daemon => possible... anyone know about direct access to a port? SilverStr has a device that is driven by the parralel port, and SilverStr need direct access to it. so the difference => probably just the service quality so the empty list => best written as ($!|!$!...$>>$>) so the first ( you see => $1 and the next ( is $2 and so on? so the first arg of store => tied $var! so the if statement => true, so returns 1? so the mingo name itself => a mistake? so the object => so the object => so the oil => the resin so the only problem with it => that it introduces another special case? so the operative word here => 'stupid'. so the oposite of 'eq' => 'ne'? so the oposite of 'eq' => 'ne'? so the oposite of 'eq' => 'ne'? so the other guy => disappointed, says `Oh, \mjd knew you'd be to clever to sum the series.'' so the pod => buggy ... OK so the point here => not that people can knock on your door and ask if you are doing it, but that the law might be applied towards the harrassment of people who the police want to harrass. so the process selar => using is: read in a line, split it up, search. The text/data file is 4mb so the question is.. what => going on??? so the real question is, => it worthwhile to BMize `index'? so the size of the modem => what counts? :) so the thing you do => that you print out the first word in the split so the while solution => better. so the year boney-t get => years from 1900 then (so that it works with the year 2000?)? so then in reality $query => not an object, but a reference. ;) so ther eisn't a \\ naming or => it still / so there => some other Time::?? you could put in? so there probably => no easy convert from bin->symbolic so therefore a # => just a # so therefore alpha software => cool software. so therefore, "n" => always just a byte, always the same byte (under VMS). so they have a backdoor that => hardwired "user: tech password: tech" so this => probably 4800 + some compression so this will fail if the file => locked? cat /dev/null > file? so tkil => already using quotewords to chop on ", ", but now Tkil need to do it again on the RHS of that "to=" bit. so to say it's sysv or bsd => sortof silly. :-) so to you perl => valuable only because it helps you get your work done, not because it also happens to embody qualities of elegance and efficiency? so top => all i need eh? so tygab's real problem => that tygab cant count so use it. adelphia => obviously clueless. Its web site sucks too. so use strict => just complaining because it's conservative so using a scalar to get $_[0] => exactly like modifying directly $_[ so vertigo_ => searching out resources so web perl stuff => on #cgi. Not here. so ween => on the XFiles movie sound track. Eggcellent. so what => Sew buttons. so what bank => it? ;-) so what can perl do that => good so what concept => Sloejack missing? so what conic => it? so what effected if there => a screw up? so what effected if there => a screw up? so what good => a cable modem with a bandwidth limiter? so what i do => sort the @ which has the list so what i need => four wires and two male Tbase-10 plugs? so what in your opion => the best Unix System and what makes it Unix so what jebe did => open(FILE, "$command |") so what q[merlyn] => looking for now is to balance what q[merlyn] has done with business, with the same thign personally so what scottvr assume => that \b(blah)\b is NOT matching at all so what the fuck => the problem with those questions? so what tije => so what tije => so what time => it over there? late evening? so what you are saying => that ENV is only temp and the only way to store something longer than the program executing is to put in a file so what you need => the stuff inside the #ifdef _linux_, just in that secion, and others which call semctl() so what you need to do => figure out how to increase your swap space so what you've basically said => that you did all these bad things, and you know of the bad things that lars continues to do but aren't telling anyone, and you *still* want us to trust you. ha! so what your saying => you're doing s/fred/john/ on a line containing "TrogL's friend is fred" and it's returning "john"? so what's his punishment? => she going to make him build perl again? so what's you are saying => read this tutorial and Perly_Pat'll get what Perly_Pat need? so what, he => arrogant and intolerant a lot of the times. That doesn't justify talking about him behind his back. so what? mine => funnier so when => someone gonna make a bot that actually responds to s/// corrections? so when excession => doing a recursive directory and doing -d on every file returned from readdir, is that going to be a lot of overhead? so when you use net::who => to check alot of sites, make sure you sleep for a second or two between tries. so when you use net::who => to check alot of sites, make sure you sleep for a second or two between tries. so where => that o:? so where's 5.005 guys? or => it not out yet? so whether leap years screw up => os specific? so whether leap years screw up => os specific? so which => the left side? so which one => better (Perl for Win32 Standard, or Perl for Win32 from ActiveState)? so which pudge => the real pudge? so whichever way => easier so who => gunna port after dark to X? :p so why => this not working? $1 is wrong... alias cd='cd $1; ls -d -p -s --color *' so winkola => glad to see it wasn't just Winkola who felt as Winkola did. so with 150 httpds roy7 => looking at 150 database connections so would you ppl say that perl => an ideal lang to write a bot in? so wraithx's problem => that WraithX has used ()? so x => working, too? so yes => so yes it => in preparation for a question.. :) so you don't think dbm => a good alternative. sdbm is better. Is it feasible for around a MAX of 80,000 records? so you mean: what => quickly test if $var is identical to one of the elements of @array? so you regexp => nonsense so you think it => easier to interface directly to a db for that, or to an imap or pop protocol so you think section 5 => only for things that are edited without any helper program so you thinks xs => the way to go, eh? so you're saying merlyn => a follower and on IRC he follows you? so your error => there. so your explanation => far out - and wrong :-) so your idea of "play" => backwards. so your name => 'sirc user' then is it? so your problem => now higher. so your regexp => replacing every character with the results of the expression so your saying that it => the perl4 is the prob? so your sem* => broken. man semctl and find what it expects, and fix it so ~= => just a compile-time syntax error? lemme check so'right => s'ok! so, "xyz" => split as: "NULL(x)NULL(y)NULL(z)" so, #perl => now about cars? ;) so, $a[0] => the first element in @a, $a[-1] is the last element in @a and $[ is always 0 (as it should be) so, 'fred' => bad? so, 'fred*' => not bad, right? so, *$foo = *$bar (where $bar => so, /(is) it/xx 1 xx/ -> xx => xx so, /(is) it/xx 1 xx/ -> xx => xx so, /usr/bin/perl => the perl that came with your OS. And that could be anything. so, => an intelligent linux channel a contradiction in terms? so, a sub that returns a hash => unlike one that returns a scalar in that you can't return 'undef'? so, abend => really pretty good... so, about dbm, => the locking unreliable ? so, ama, when => your birthday? I want to know when I should be calling you a 17 year old wipersniper... so, anyway, what => this for? so, brailling => so, brailling => so, by that rashinal mi name => Nathen? :) so, downtown, if this => the sort of system you have, jjohn apologize. so, foreach => a quick\condensed way of doing a for loop? so, her or the pa? which => it gonna be? so, how are you finding irc? => so, how stable/bugfree => the latest perl anyway (sub 64) so, i guess, opera => sort of a killer. ;) so, if $guy => 'Fred', and $_[0] is 'Frederick', you want it to return true. Right? so, if .deb => just a glorified .tar.gz, Teratogen wonder what the big deal is? so, if the 'if' condition => false, that false value is the last thing evaluated. so, in the case of what texmex => working on the lines are separated by \r\n. Should Texmex turn $ in to \r$? Seems tapped. so, it seems tim => going back on his word. or he lied. so, jjohn => compiling the Tk module for perl on linux and it want's libX11.a(from what the ld error message indicated.) Where can jjohn can that? (I tried a bunch of linux cd's) so, jjohn guess merl => doing "badly" today? :) so, lej => working to get those stupid restrictions lifted from those of us who do project work so, lesson => your best bet is to ask somebody who knows. There's no general algorithm. so, like, => tchrist ever coming back ? so, mysql => free to run on a server? so, once again, what the hell => "active scripting"? so, petey => looking for a new job too? wow so, presumably this => what kills normal pagers, too. What Roderick don't get is why it happens. so, purl => not having fun with Cisco then eh winkola? :) so, purl, who => yael? so, question => .. how big is it? *that*'s the biggie so, readdir => tainted too so, reza, roderick => not sure if it's possible exactly the way you put it, but Roderick don't think that the problematic requirement you put forth is necessary. so, s+ => for just a single whitespace right? so, tama: what => the line of code that's not doing what you want? so, tc => on p5p again or not? so, that's what perl => good for, right? Being a text searching database lang? so, the end result i want => a dynamic variable name based on another variable so, the gnu joke ban => still in place? mmm. I like the one about "no demonic overlords" so, the key => "4$;5" so, the mac tool => the IDE and the appl is the interpreter? so, the white bible => "C: A Reference Manual"? so, this => elective surgery so, what => magic edge? so, what code => everyone working on right now, whilst listening to irc? so, what number letter => M? (starting with A == 1)? so, what statement => not doing what you want? so, what's it this time? dos => the worlds greatest CLI? so, when => SMB support comming??? so, where => the page with the total votes? so, which => better so, which one => it, ierate or iterae? so, who => this Lou Woodwind person anyway? :-) so, who here => so, why => doing map in a void context bad again? so, windows 95 => the best OS rudefix has ever used. rudefix has to idea why people bother with unix anymore. so, you are saying that .deb => just a glorified .tar ? so, your source => /home/charities/ so, zero => not a number. so...this channel => now #latin=perl? :P so? 99% of cgi => written in perl. so_reuseaddr => SO_REUSEADDR! More fun with BSD socket protocol bugs! :-) soccer => 1.5 hours. social security => society => punishing Stupid_ for not trying to grab as much cash as possible. socket => create a socket socket code => normally a converted C header from /usr/include socket interface => a lot nicer... socket section of perlipc => ther ight place to start, I'd think. What is icky about it? socket stuff => working fine.. socket that => 8 bit clean... as opposed to 7 bit socket.pm => not all that treacherous socketpair => create a pair of sockets sockets? this => a software channel, not hardware...;) soft ref => a symbolic ref, as described in perlref. softrouter => still 4x what crimethnk can get ipnetrouter for. software => You can ask amok about various softwarez: /m amok ?? software without docs => just data. softwindows for unix => at http://www.insignia.com/SoftWindows/UNIX/Products/ sol => Shit Outta Luck. sol question then: what => close the filehandles now, after the fact (aside from BRS) solaris 2.5+ => very nice solaris 2.5.1 on an ultra => only 511808 bytes. solaris 2.6 => the epitome of PAIN solaris => 2.6 solaris and irix compilers => more optimized and better, now GCC is alot better than HP's solaris and irix compilers => more optimized and better, now GCC is alot better than HP's solaris and irix compilers => more optimized and better, now GCC is alot better than HP's solaris and irix compilers => more optimized and better, now GCC is alot better than HP's solaris and irix compilers => more optimized and better, now GCC is alot better than HP's solaris for sparc => nice...but solaris x86 is kinda like those disk drives that try to compete with the Zip drive...without alot of public support/users it's rather dull solaris vs nt => http://www.sun.com/solaris/intranet/solaris-vs-nt.html solarix => out sole => dngor's least-hated, favorite fish. solid => <reply> I can dig it. solid gold => still on tv? solio => trying to create an associative array from text files that look like this: solution => hardware! solution to such problems => to not use Windows. solution using substr and eq => probably more efficient. solving problems => hard, though, when you don't have everything you need to do it. some => not the right word though some code => just not meant to be seen some future code archeologist => going to make a thesis out of that. some girl => "boob typing" on another channel gauze is on some guy => trying to get a perl bot running on another channel. ;) some idiot => flooding #linuxos some idiot on clpm => giving me shit because i told him that i wouldn't answer his (admittedly) off-topic question about HTTP some jerk in #french => a real piss-off some lady => trying to send a 32mb attachment through our server. some nifty guy => actually going to pay $40 for a virc.com email dodad for a year. Zowie. some o dat => some good axe work. some of html::parse => the stuff of the /subtlest/ kind of nightmare. some of it => there some of q[merlyn]'s code => in it. :) some of that => even *comments* (gasp!) some of the content => interesting, Reza has to admin, but the majority isn't some of the interfafce => for backwards compatibility some of the stuff => stupid ... issuing warnings for if (blah = blah) ... some of the tpc stuff => hosed. some one => wrong some people think tcl => comparable to Perl. some people. who => an oper on magic.ca, billn? some phonetic deviation => OK. some places it => more than $80 ... quite often it is $90+ in Dymocks some reason purl => not responding to "is" tonight? some reason purl => not responding to "is" tonight? some recruiter => on the phone right now some say that spinal tap => just a movie. jjohn say that's jjohn's life. "Hello Cleveland!" some sort of optimization => happening there, definitely. it doesn't seem to be actually setting anything every time through. some soup => so thick you can eat it with a fork some stuff => some1 => in #kuwait2, try there some_other_method => found first in Student, then if not, in Person somebody => a bad influence in here this morning.. somebody knows if there => an interface to kermit from perl? somebody sayd this => their second day somebody thinks purl => broken. Maybe the "leading a" bug changed places. somebody told me that quebec => someday winkola => gonna take one of those classes. somehow arkuat => not disappointed by this somehow i don't think that => going to help Piett a great deal. somehow, amagosa => getting duplicate field names in the links. It works, but it is annoying. someone => typing their IRC texts at \mjd's HTTP server. someone above said fork() => supported. someone anyone?? => it $.?? someone at work => rewriting sendmail in java someone do a who => on me, please. someone do who => 202.10.120. for lej please? someone else => awake someone here => from teleport? someone i know => consulting at an NT shop. someone in ".ru" => going through all merlyn's WT stuff. someone in dayton, ohio => selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN!! someone in here did it, ludde => sure of it! someone named abigail => indeed a sex crazed spammer, or a crazed sex spammer, or something someone shoot ^pudge. ^pudge => writing JavaScript today. someone that => usully there come in and do the usual thing someone that => usully there come in and do the usual thing someone told me he => gay ... is that true? someone writes in, says "x => wrong in llama" someone's mind => in the gutter someone, anyone...what => USE perl.exe in Win95??? somethign else => fuxoring it up something => <reply> something else => going wrong that you are not noticing. What can Stupid_ say? something goofy => with this thing, I can't really change the environment something i don't know => something in perl => something in the back of mind => rumbling at kjj about this - kjj is getting a serious case of deja-vu something in your who => is beeping. something just like that => running on pcm's other xterm nw something lasher => doing. "always assume that your doing something wrong" something like that...this => the first time bholzman2 has ever used irc, after all something rewrite => faster something special about how $_ => stored in the variable table? something that => dumb is not cool as hell. something that => dumb is not cool as hell. something weird => probably happening. something you don't know => <reply> there's something I don't know!!! something2 => always in scalar context sometime $slate => not called, and when it is called an old var. is there. sometimes => going out of your way sometimes a retraction => worse than pretending nothing said sometimes a soft ref => needed, but it's better to avoid them. sometimes after the page => fully loaded sometimes c => too slow, you write it in assembler. *shrug* sometimes enough botplay => too much botplay :) sometimes it => day and sometimes days sometimes purl => naughty sometimes tech support => wrong. :) sometimes that warning => helpful, but overall, it is dumb. it is dumb that ^Pudge should have to put if ($val && $val eq $val2) in all ^Pudge's code. sometimes the date => in a fucked up format from fucked up email cleints. sometimes the server => down sometimes there => just a .pm file, sometimes other stuff also. sometimes thinks the world => a Ziggy cartoon. sometimes tom => very clever. other times he thinks he is being very clever. somewhat, but lcv => mostly all politics and PAC'ing. It's Bruce Babbitt's old organization before he became interior secretary. somewhere there => a conversion. somi yes => tere a module of some sort somni => no one we have ever heard of. There must be a typo. somni agree, it => their reality.. they're wrong to us, because we interpret the number "5" differently, but they're correct to themselves somni hate plain ircii, bitchx => a memory hog with a bunch of useless garbage floating around, and Epic isn't colorized enough by default for Somni somni think the new captain => just going through that somni use joe, it works, somni => happy. somni would say yes, regexp => very flexible somni's cat => insane, he actually went outside.. somni, shack => sorting by values not keys somni, this => jjohn's first time thru B5. jjohn is aware of somethings(plotwise), but not all. somni; dimes => calling in a .forward file "|program" is the only valid syntax. no arguments are allowed. somone => offering the motif source code. somthing about read => not setttelign with Alpha232 son of a bitch => <reply> and fuck you too, joeboo! song => called "I'm Afraid of Americans." Trent Reznor remixed it. It's pretty darn cool. sonia (of whom i've spoken) => a grammar/spelling freak sonia, now all you need to do => grep { not /\b0\b/ } to get rid of all those losers who can't score ... sonia, pudge's suggestion => to match a literal period after "points" ... mine is to match a "word boundary" ... won't make a difference to you, probably sonia_- => trying to sort an array in descending numeric order by a non-fixed length substring sonny bono => dead. YA skiing accident. merlyn, stay at home. :) soon winkola => going to have about 12 cisco routers!!!! (Yay!) sooo, => gdbm faster than a btree database? soooo the ssi interface => part of the Perl language? sophal => using UNIX sorens => opening and closing the DBM file so sorens can use flock on the filehandle sorry .... eckart => kinda new to perl ... what does that do? sorry hendrix just => not sure of the difference. sorry since sputnik1 => so hardcore mac and all, where GUI and OS are one thing, what i really mean is GUI sorry, forget that. it => expository on the wrong thing. sorry, the text => already in a variable $text sorry. amagosa => in the habit of amagosa's()'ing everything, or else referencing it like $::Variable everywhere. sorry. regex => a bit jumpy. No food ;-) sorry. there => no more DOS, really. Its now "Windows Command Mode". This is not the DOS you are looking for. Please dispurse. sorry. tom_g => a bit wound up. sorry. winkola => helping someone. Winkola did and Winkola didn't. sort => sort a list of values sort filenames by mtime => a canonical example of when to use a Schw.Tr. sort itself => stable, but it doesn't implement a stable sort. sort step => a precursor to session analysis sort {$a<=>$b} => neat sort() => really cool, you will read the documentation and discover it lets you use your own subroutine to determine the order of things. sort::fields => pretty good for being a general sub. sorting 5 elements => really fast. Sorting 500,000 elements is really s l o w sorting => pretty fast for <20K elements :-) soska => like totoally clueless soul blade => the best fighting game amagosa has ever played. Tekken before that :) PSX just kicks too much ass soul2 => compleatly lost on cgi and perl sound blaster comp => not a must anymore sound on the laptop => only 16-bit through... oh well. sound under linux => crippleware, apparently soundapp => more stable and DWIM, but it has not as nice an interface and is missing some nicer features, like EQ and full drag-n-drop. sounds dangerous... but stupid => trying to think of something better. sounds exactly what beef => looking for :) sounds good to drforr. drforr => about to step off mozilla-general due to the flamewars. sounds good. jjohn => coming, right? sounds like all davistv needs => a tied hash keyed by zip and valued by lat:long sounds like conference stuff => all fuxored sounds like exactly what exec => for. sounds like it => corrupt sounds like perl => the language for you sounds like purl => drunk from today's celebrations. sounds like rudefix => all out of tricks, so you are left with hemlock and magic! :-) sounds like some library => putting a strange value into errno, which perl interprets as $!="Seek error" (least ways, if you had been using win32, that<s what the problem would have been) sounds like someone => using `strict' without knowing what it does. sounds like something => botched, davistv. \petey has never had DB_File inflate that much on \petey. sounds like the mother => a frikin idiot there, not the psychologist sounds like uzi => "taking it seriously" sounds like you know all there => to know now sounds like your label => being gobbled up by something, maybe unbalanced parens? sounds like your proxy => playing a joke on you. soundtrack => great, but usually lej play it just to stare at how fscking great the graphics are on a 21" monitor with an OpenGL card soup yes, there => a Perl for Dummies soup-man => using IRC by telnet right now, and Soup-man can tell ya, raw IRC isn't very pretty either soup-man think soup-man => learning what it's like to have leg braces source => <reply> May the source be with you! source code => all of like 30 lines source for minesweep v1.0 => now available at: http://users.bergen.org/~jefpin/perl_dist/MineSweep.txt source hiding => wrong... source of $username => $in{'username'} (i'm using cgi-lib.pl) source to a sqlish parser => in the Lex&Yacc book and probably on ORA's site somewhere... south central => <reply>Duck! Duck! Run for cover, G! south park rocks. it => unspeakably funny. south wind => called "Foehn" = Hairdryer in German, and it causes headaches in some people soylent green => <reply> Soylent Green is People! sp the print join => more efficient? spa => doing a good job against piracy I think. They seem to be gaining momentum space => just another letter for frequency consideration space cabbage => <reply> space cabbage! it's what's for dinner! space cabbage => <reply> space cabbage! it's what's for dinner! space station => <reply> That's no moon... its a space station. spaceman3 -> that => not a Perl question, it is an OS specific question. spaceman3 know this => wrong but its spaceman3's best idea so far spaceman3 nkow there => a difference spaceman3 read it yesterday at perl.org spaceman3 want it to show who => on the air at the time spaces => <reply> spacewar => http://lcs.www.media.mit.edu/groups/el/projects/spacewar/ spaceward ho => spam => a tasty luncheon meat. or unsolicited, unwanted, and annoying-as-hell advertising or spam and eggs or spam and toast or spam and oatmeal or spam and spam or double spam or fried spam or spam-over-easy spam, because purl => you using symbolic references, which strict refs specifically does not like. spamgod => gonna be in denver next weekend. what are you doing friday? spamming => advertising spamming without preamble => ALWAYS rude. spanish => pretty loose. spanish inquisition => <reply> Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition! spanker => a klb spankers => reading, however spanking the brass monkey => alchol abuse. sparc 20 => enough unix for one man sparc => sexier sparc solaris => awesome. sparciq => 1 gig portable -> 200 bucks too spark => a swede spartakus => not really talking about the windows world at all spawk, purl => hurting merlyn's feelings spawning ci, co, etc... => not a great solution speak => <reply>Arf! speaking of c_i => the channel back? speaking of files... => the number of filehandles allowed open... determined by perl or the OS? speaking of helmet, where => mandrake lately? speaking of lame compilers, => there any way to get xsubpp to spit out what symbols the xs is trying to make perl import? speaking of nt, \lembit => not sure the name Dick Hardt will ever stop being funny. speaking of ops, where => select? speaking of sleep... wawb => going home to do just that. Slong speaking of use... => there a way to test if a module is installed ? speaking of web, roy7 => going to try to move to b5 from b3. :) speaking of which, ^pudge: => the ban still on? speaking of which, christie's => selling Noel Gallagher's unreleased songs. speaking of which... why => Linear Algebra called Linear Algebra speaking of which: => it just qw[jeff], or are all criminals starting to look like Ted Kazckjdkfjkdjdsi? specifcally saying "what => the scope of a label" specifically, _pete_ => trying to assess what _pete_ is up against trying to get HTTPD::Daemon to run... specifically, flesch => trying to get ps to send its output to a variable specifically, winkola => having trouble understanding the Rewrite Rule. spectator sport => an oxymoron speculate => about all amagosa can do right now. 1+1 might be 2, depending on what song is playing. speech group => still intact though. moved into OS. speech manager => at http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/mac/Sound/Sound-187.html#HEADING187-0 speed doubler => a different product. speed gain => marginal speed of access => virtually unrelated to the size of the dataset. speed of light => 300 x 10^6 m/s. speed of the language => unlikely to be the bottleneck in any case. speed optimization => that LAST thing you look at and then only when speed is a problem. speed really => noticeable spell check => April Fools! spelling => the first casualty of this medium ... spencers => dog slow too sphere => a plane + a point. spi => supporting GNOME, no? spice girls won another => .. New Pop/Rock Artists. spillville => north central Iowa spirit => strong, but the body is weak spitbol => a SNOBOL spinoff, isn't it? spivak => This gender category was originally invented by Michael Spivak in The Joy of TEX: a Gourmet Guide to Typesetting splaspood => 99.9% positive that it's not a mysqld problem splaspood's client version => lower than the server version ;) splice => add or remove elements anywhere in an array splice @_, 0, 2 => splice @_, 0, 2 => splice @a,1,1 => all you want.. splice uses @ and mauro => using $ spline guess spline => looking for a "wrapper" for the passwd spliriding => the acivity and link looking is the M.O. split => split up a string using a regexp delimiter split happens => <reply>Plus a Fork's a Fraction! split in two ... => that horizontally, vertically, or bitwise? split in two ... => that horizontally, vertically, or bitwise? split uses regexps and | => a special char in regexes split's 2nd arg => a regular expression. "." matches all chars except new-line (most of the time) split's purpose in life => to split strings. splitriding => so incredibly ... lame splitting on null => fine in perl! splitz has got a problem that => probably so easy Splitz is going to kick Splitz when Splitz is told the answer spong => the same but it doesnt run :) spoofing => antisocial spooge => something purl don't want to ever meet IRL or a really odd name for an IRC channel. spoonfeeding => a serious game. :-) spork => wrong. sportszone.com => a join operation of ESPN and Starwave sprinf() => what you want. spring => amagosa's favorite time of year. springer => REAL. just like professional wrestling! springfield => a suburb of eugene springhead => a program written by Crash Yerazunis. springtheme => so nice sprint => losing it's ass sprint pcs => pretty cheap, it beats the hell out of all the regular cellular networks. sprint stock => up .70% wonder if it's going to rise or fall from this type of announcement sprint stock => up .70% wonder if it's going to rise or fall from this type of announcement sprintf => formatted print into a string sprintf's first arg => a format sprintf("blah %s", $stuff) => an expression. sprintf() => your friend :P sprintnet => *always* messed up. sprite => wierd. or what comes with the TI99/4A Extended Basic cartridge. or an essential part of commodore 64 graphics or obeying your thirst sprite's use => outlined in OReilly's "CGI Programming with Perl" sprite, which => an SQL interface to flat-files. sprockets => gay. sprtinf => spurts => spurts sputnik => the one who's always sucking on purl. "Someone get him off \me!" sputnik's source => Time sputnik, moof => working on it. sputnik1 => the CEO of Sputnik1's company sputnik][ => sputnik]['s file => like spxoobg => trying to teach SpXoobG's self perl spy => a klb, I believe. spy printf("this => Excession's number %2.1f \n",$members_array[0]); spy007 => getting this error: "Undefined subroutine &main::open_file called at board.pl line 438." Is that an error in the program (which spy007 got from someone else) or do spy007 need some kind of CPAN module? spy^007 don't know if this => a #cgi question, but, is there a perl command to retrieve the dimensions of an image? sql => structured query language. see any book by C.J. Date sql data => case sensitive unless you tell it otherwise sql server => just the software you know..I could be running it on a P133 with NT server. So it's vulnerable? Well, that's the cost you pay with living in BillG's pocket sql tutorial => at http://w3.one.net/~jhoffman/sqltut.htm sqlplus => gross. Stupid_ gotta work on SQueL Like a Camel. sqr() => square root, right sqrt => square root function squak => cool square => a power swing. square root of -1 => 1i (but L-bOMb is not sure how it's notated) squeak => at http://www.create.ucsb.edu/squeak/ squeal => good because it's free, and there's non-mac ports, incoluding a nice Unix version for X. squicking => *sick* too. squicky => the sound made by sex through trepanation? squid => a proxy server, thats all I know. srand (time ^ ($$ + $$ << 15)) => pretty good for CGI's where you just want to show "random" things. srand => seed the random number generator srand(time) => soooooooooooooooooooooooo godly inefficinet for secuirty shit srfrog => just trying to remove () from a string :> srpm => Source RPM srv330 => almost that good but not quite ss => StoryServer, and boy does it suck sometimes. ss5 => SPARCstation 5 or kinda outdated and slow these days or fast enough for running xterm ssh 1.2.20 => huge security risk ssh 1.2.22 (?) => the current version. or is Tkil fucking that up, too? ssh => http://www.cs.hut.fi/ssh or ftp://ftp.cs.hut.fi/pub/ssh/ or for mac:http://www.datafellows.com/f-secure/ssh/mac/ and is a cool security program everyone should use instead of telnet ssh also => great for piping emacs through a compressed X tunnel across a 28.8 link. ssh for unix => already free ssh-win32 => http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Bay/1692/ssh-index.html or http://bmrc.berkeley.edu/people/chaffee/winntutil.html ssh. ssh => your friend. ssi => web too, so don't be asking anything about it. ssl => pissing me off ssl would work then. but that => too resource intensive to have the entire site use encrypted sessions. ssleay => a free SSL implementation (available outside the USA, too) ssleay utils? what => that? ssn => not a key in TRW db ssytem => not right st => crap. Really. Watch 5 eisodes of b5 st => crap. Really. Watch 5 eisodes of b5 st pierre => under french administration... unfortunately, like poland, its domain is not involved in one of those TLD scams (like .to Tonga etc) stability => not very desirable. stage => yours ;-) stalking => illegal in the US stalling => exactly what lej is doing ... hopefully lej will be paid on Friday ... lej isstalling until then. If he hasn't paid lej by then, lej will put his balls in a sling. stallman => a great writer. stampede => http://www.stampede.org/ stampede => http://www.stampede.org/ stampede => http://www.stampede.org/ stampede! => <reply> Yeeeee-Hawwww! stampeeede! => <reply> Yeeeee-haaaww! standard => K or KB is kilobytes, k or Kb is kilobits. Heya billn :) standard => K or KB is kilobytes, k or Kb is kilobits. Heya billn :) standard approach => to try and build a very veyr very small program that uses getpagesize. Your mileage may vary :) standard english => always correct here. standard english => always correct here. standard ethernet mtu => 1500 bytes. standard output => buffered, It doesn't actually write any data until you print a newline or until the buffer is full. Use $|=1 to turn off the buffering. standard port => said to be very good in that repsect. standard unix compression => .Z and .gz. standard unix filesystem => a 'database' in which the filename is the key. standard version => the core perl and the activestate is, well, no it's not core perl. it's something weird. standard vi => ok.. i used it for years standard vi => ok.. i used it for years standard way => (i think) to use hostname(1), then gethostbyname (which returns a list of addresses in the multi-homed case.) standard yrlnry/o => buffered. When you write to a file, the library saves up the outuput until you have a full block, then writes it all at once. standards => <reply> The nice thing about standards is that there are so many from which to choose. stanley => the equivalent of fecal contamination star => the name of the database. star trek => on! star-80 => on max too. with q[merlyn]'s twin sister! starbucks => the Evil Empire starcraft => all about strategy starmedia => where Stupid_ works or a source of free late night sushi or where fimmtiu, lej and [petey should work. Yep. starmedia networks. stupid => not really shackled, its just their default OS. starmedia's tpj ad => http://smail.starmedia.com/TPJ-ad.txt.new and will be in TPJ#10 staroffice => <reply>StarOffice 4.0 - Mother of all Office Suites - http://www.stardivision.com starr => engaged in very very questionable acts. starship thing for python => pretty barren start again: it => an educational and careers site, the person designing it want to be able to add links to sites that they have previously deemed accurate and appropriate.... start point => "TXT INPUT 1" start_html => supposed to be in CGI.pm, read it in the docs starting jan 1 smoking => now allowed in resturant anymore starting with $[, which => typically zero. starts humming "i => Henry the Eighth Teratogen am" starts spanking mjd whether it => time yet or not. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 and 1 to grow on starts to get angry if this => the case. starts to wonder what the food => doing under the barn...then thinks better of it. starts when x => true, ends when Y is true startup time => bad for both browsers startx => the best way, jeff. starup yea risk => high stat => get a file's status information stat for ultraiii => mindboggling though stat() => probably what you are looking for. stat(), relatively speaking, => pretty easy ... stat[2] => a files permissions stat[7] => not what you think it is. statastics => boring..thats not real maths. :) state => 9% state of oregon => taking its cut too. state tax => 11. Fica is 15. Fed is 28/33 statix => getting undefined reference errors in the make stats => easy. status quo => unchanged AFAIK stb => a Stupid Tot Brick std port of win32 perl => supposed to be much more sane than the activestate port. stderr and stdout => there for your amusement, too. stdin => a file handle that comes with all perl scripts, like batteries come in some toys. stdio{io} => undefined... stdout => flushed when stdin gets read steal someone's if there => one stealing => <reply> A man can be hanged for stealing a camel... stederr => always unbffered steel => icky for new piercings. lotta bad skin reactions. stego => http://www.stego.com stenny's code => above step thru => search stern => the butt that sank. stern's office => right across the street from mine; there are often collections of FREAKS on 57th street steve austin => the six-million-dollar man steve balmer => un gran cojone! steve job => a fucking liar and ^Pudge hate him. steve jobs => a pooftah. couldn't leave well enough alone. steve mann => still a freak though. steve, simple => good. steven => almost certain steven austin => gonna open a can of whoop-ass on purl steven dont care 'cos steven => ok, and now it's time for bed! steven tyler of aerosmith => 50. There should be a law about wearing spandex at 50+ years old. steven wright => on dr katz! yesssssssssssss! stever => a god. steves => working on finding duplicate files on a system. They are resumes and the formats are not standard. Any advice on how to get rid of dupes stich => <reply>a stitch in time saves nine sticking your hand in fire => bad, you know this because your body says it hurts. That same thought process at a root level goes into everything else sticky => something else, though sticky bit => called that because it makes the program stick to the swap disk even after it's exited. stickyness of $^e => no bug stipid script => giving me syn errors. Gah. stockroom => at http://www.stockroom.com/ or one of the best 'toy' stores on the Web stolichnaya => more effective and tastes better stonage => trying to make a string with 6 digits, this is what stonage tried stone => 14lb, or 20lb? Tkil forget... stone souper computer => http://www.esd.ornl.gov/facilities/beowulf/ or a zero cost, > 1 gigaflop, 128 node Beowulf cluster stone-cold steve austin => going to open a can of whoop-ass on purl! stonehenge => the premiere provider of training, documentation, and support. or at http://www.stonehenge.com/ stop that merlyn, rudefix => trying to *swallow* that glass of lemonade rudefix is drinking, not feed it to rudefix's monitor! stop tormenting purl. purl => an innocent bot. stop! enemy^x => the admin, eNEMY^x run qmail, and eNEMY^x cant belive you are starting a discussion about which mail daemon eNEMY^x run. Who carez? the problem is like fixed now ! thx jjohn! stopped perl -de 0 => good. storable => cooler than MLDBM storable, i hear, => good. storm => getting pretty strong out here story => really pretty lame and basic storyserver => quite nice for that... unfortunately its $20K. or like a Banana Pork Chop and Mustard milk shake. Three great tastes that taste horrible together. or the bane of Stupid's existance. str => <reply> Seem To Recall str => <reply> Seem To Recall strahd^ => a klb straight erols.com ban => too strict. straight llama book => good, lej prefer mine with a twist of lemon strange ... lej => sure it would be asciibetical strange but it => working strange part => that the plant is still genetically two separate kinds of cells strange that there => no module to match valid (possible) hostnames and IP address on CPAN. strange. if `make test' => not giving any indication of *why* tests are failing at all...it's not a very useful test stage. strap on => stowable, unlike the detachable penis, which is not easily carried on a shoulder strap. strap-on => stowable, unlike the detachable penis, which is not easily carried on a shoulder strap. strapon => stowable, unlike the detachable penis, which is not easily carried on a shoulder strap. strat => troll-boy strat9 => a cluser straw man => when you put an argument into your opponent's mouth, then refute *that* strawberry => not a type lej would ever get :-) strawman => a bogus but common debating style. strcpy(buf, name); => just begging for an overflow strength => inside you stress => on the a strftime() => in the POSIX module which DemiShade don't want to include just to use one function. strict (refs) => not allowing that strict (refs) => not allowing that strict (refs) => not allowing that strict (refs) => not allowing that strict (refs) => not allowing that strict -w jihad => a new religious order, led by Drubbly, acting in total religious intolerance to force all of CPAN into the 'enlightened' anal world of use strict & -w strict => a pragma invoked by `use strict;' which can spot many problems early. or cool strict clean => fine. -w is for development. string concat in perl => a dot. string context => scalar context. string handling in c => fun once you develop a masochistic tendency. lej never did. string manip in c => EVIL string quintet => mostly neglected, but it's a beautiful piece of music string-to-number conversion => always decimal string. it => then interpreted as a command, and the string3 => there but string1 and 2 are not there... it doesn't print. string::approx => buggy stringify() => a little more involved than that. :-)_ stringifying => wrong. (See mjd's $var = "(SCALAR)0xdeadbeef"; example) strings => an incredibly useful command... striphtml => tchrist's. striping the "s => left as an excersive for the reader stripping trailing spaces => covered in the faq. faq? strong typing => good for a loverlevel languge, like C, but i dont think its a good idea for highlevel languages strongest chain => only as strong as its weakest link. stronghold => apache isn't it? strongly suspects there => a separate swap volume strtok => ok, but it's in serious need of a facelift struct => using it structure of a unix file => basically a list of pointers to blocks. stu => right in thinking "eq" is for strings... stubborn => where it's at student => a Person studio vision pro 4.0 => nice. i beta tested it. studiob => a nice group of people. study => optimize input data for repeated searches stuff after joshua tree => only half listenable stuff here => brewed under lisence i think stuff in double quotes => interpolated, not executed. stuff like q => extremely hard to parse stuff lke that => what makes some people say perl would be cryptic stuff moof => programming makes extensive use of perl and regexen. stuff on the left of => => supposed to be interpolated as a string, but Stupid guess keywords merit a warning. stuffit expander on infomac => a self extracting archive. stunt, it means your identd => quitting for some unpleasant reason. stunt, what => AF_INET? stuntpope => a much neater nick. stuntpope think the ps on irix => similar to solaris and not like linux/freebsd stuntpope thinks amy thinks he => stupid stuntpope's uptime => 14 days right now stuntpope, yes, what => ActiveState? stuntpope> no this => all a bad dream stup's => better than mine stup, i'm guessing amy => not messing with Perl internals right now. ;) stup, pipehiker => gone gone gone stupid -> amagosa => using it because it spits out lost of text that's easy to make multi-element arrays out of. stupid -> amagosa's point => amagosa don't force people to use unix to take their money. stupid -> because it => after midnight, and amagosa is not up to doing anything really useful at this hour :) stupid -> evidently that => going to be the way things work, because he is not taking amagosa seriously at this point. stupid -> for apache, what => better for high traffic perl scirpts? mod_perl or fastcgi? stupid -> if irkgosa => in a for loop, and irkgosa wanto cut the loop short in the middle and want it to go to the next itteration, what is do that? stupid -> it => hard to find good IS people, pick up a copy of Computer World next time you are out. Great publication. stupid -> linux 2.0.32+ => teardrop safe. stupid -> ok => this right? stupid -> who => not installing tools you need? stupid -> yeah, amagosa => done with it. amagosa know amagosa's home box can handle your volume easily, even with all this shit running :) stupid -> your boss => seeming more and moer like a pointy-haired type. stupid -> ~alias/.qmail-* test => underway. We'll see how amagosa's K5/100 32MB Linux box here at home holds up to 10K 'accounts' :) stupid <- resdev's point => that it is very easy to write incompatible SQL. You have to go out of your way to write non portable perl. stupid => really Michael Schwern or Jimmy Hoffa or Jesus or as stupid does. or Stupid's bos.. or the clock or the religion or the shotgun mechanical bride or missing Stupid's train ticket... or an idiot stupid agree... nfs => frightening, and it would be better to have a Client/Server arch than to mess with NFS. stupid believe ndbm_file => the default. stupid believe penguin => closer to Java Beans. stupid believe stupid => abusing something by assuming Stupid can simply do *STDOUT == $fh stupid cgi dir lister => lame as hell stupid cool! ilya => just trying to figure out something simple.. stupid don't know what p => for. stupid don't know which => faster. Stupid usually agree with PerlJam's order, with SDBM as the default fall-back. stupid don't know. stupid => not the security consultant. :) stupid for c++ there => a postprocessor, described in a paper by Hoelzle et al. stupid forget... what => return to the current package? stupid hear pittsburgh => nice this time of year. stupid how => it superflourious?? stupid if the cli => MVS, it doesn't prove anything either way stupid know what stupid => doing wrong. stupid maybe the perl program => too efficient stupid murr's parser => even hairier stupid part => that it usually works. :/ stupid primenet => requiring ident all the sudden. sure makes it hard to irc out a firewall stupid question, but what => test if the user did not enter a needed argument? if(argv[0]=....... ??? stupid redhat => the least time consuming stupid suspect there => must discussion along the lines of "The Rules of LISP" stupid that => *horrible* -- ABV still would like to have some cpu power left over to do some other things stupid thing => I'm only hacked off because of the phrases management have used. Nothing else. stupid think iis => taking away from Netscape, not Apache. Last stats Stupid saw last year had Apache at 45%, too. stupid think stupid => going to cry. stupid well, an m-113 => an APC, or what would you call it? stupid where => it? stupid will try, but this => proprietary mail system so I'm expecting the unexpected stupid win32 perl! ascii => gonna slap it like a red headed step child!! stupid wonder how ggi => doing... stupid'll let you know how it => once Stupid get it working. stupid'll mail it. stupid => behind a firewall. stupid's hair => growing back in. stupid's machine at home => a Mac SE & Commodore 64. stupid's mod => nice, it does it in-place. god help you if your power goes out in the middle of it, tho. :) stupid's. autobundle => the shit. stupid's. stupid => SO there! stupid, => your last name moron? stupid, abigail => updating Abigail's resume right now. stupid, amy_ => stupid, where is the Mail::Send manpage? stupid, autoaway => desactived =) stupid, but most of time it => only done once a day. stupid, but the problem => that there might not be any images of size x,y, and then I want to return the ones closest to it stupid, cg* => probably arkuat's biggest real objection. Ascend suckered me back into doing it with a fat rate, and I've been regretting falling for it. stupid, cg* => probably arkuat's biggest real objection. Ascend suckered me back into doing it with a fat rate, and I've been regretting falling for it. stupid, cg* => probably arkuat's biggest real objection. Ascend suckered me back into doing it with a fat rate, and I've been regretting falling for it. stupid, cg* => probably arkuat's biggest real objection. Ascend suckered me back into doing it with a fat rate, and I've been regretting falling for it. stupid, cg* => probably arkuat's biggest real objection. Ascend suckered me back into doing it with a fat rate, and I've been regretting falling for it. stupid, fimmtiu => benchmarking 4 million iterations now. stupid, gem => a mIRCer stupid, i'm sure there => a precompiled LWP package ... just don't know who/what/when/where etc. stupid, if it => possible stupid, imo $20 => $20. If it makes you happy (giving you sound), then why the hell not. stupid, it => based on procmail or imapd? stupid, l-bomb => trying the autoload thing for the first time stupid, no it => the interprocesses communication system, Shack007 was wondering what type of program use it stupid, no you are right => divided by log(10) stupid, orwant => pimping the media lab to corp-dweebs. He's prolly busy stupid, orwant => pimping the media lab to corp-dweebs. He's prolly busy stupid, pbr => slug poison stupid, purl => wrong. stupid, since mode_t => an integer (i hope) it shouldn't be too hard to just make it work in h2xs though stupid, sort of. the os => what handles shared memory. stupid, t0ny => considering using DB_File and having the values as if they were lines in a plain text file, the split /\|/,...... stupid, thanks for "this => good" :) stupid, that => x2hs ... ;-) stupid, that second one => not werking stupid, the compare routine => user defined; and Abigail want to make subs for every compare routine that will be used. stupid, then it => prolly 20 times faster stupid, to ass_u_me => to open onesself to the slings and arrows of well-deserved derision. stupid, what => it? stupid, what page => "xs2h" on? stupid, where => that? The web? stupid, who => ANS? stupid, yes, that => the good way. stupid, yevo => inclined to agree with jeff stupid-but m$ od => running on what % stupid: html => a real markup language.. it's just more abused than most others.. stupid:i have a x.pl that => one line: print "Hello world\n"; stupid:i'll use iis, but pice => having a strange behavior in a stupid perl program way before using with IIS. stupid; the way to do it => using $protocol=getprotobyname('tcp'); stupid> where => a tk perl version of something like that eh? stupid> yes that time line => insanely logical like a 1960s ibm advert stupid_ *most* people => >90% of internet users, and >85% of buisiness users of computers. stupid_ -> 1) qmail => very easy to setup. amagosa estimate it'll take amagosa 3 hours if there are no compiler problems. stupid_ -> 2) the big issue => it will take your computer a long time to create the mailboxes. What modifications? stupid_ -> => that only avaible to c? stupid_ -> amagosa think nfs => a bad idea. stupid_ -> at least he => willing to go FreeBSD / Qmail. stupid_ -> heh heh. amagosa => not really worried about that, amagosa is just not terribly secure in going. stupid_ -> it => ringing this time. stupid_ => mailto:schwern@starmedia.net or a sourpuss or the porn king of CMU stupid_ because it => an infinate loop stupid_ do, but stupid_'s job => to crash them. :) stupid_ don't know. stupid_ => just pondering. stupid_ don't think there => one. 'df' is your best bet. stupid_ guess either linux ls => rally fast or Perl's readdir on linux is really slow. stupid_ know. stupid_ => not going to push too hard on that. Stupid_ is happy as long as its a unix flavor. stupid_ think #perl => all on the same menstral cycle. stupid_ think autoload => your best bet for this. stupid_ think perl => smart enough to attempt to use the label of the enclosing block first. stupid_ what => ununstall CPAN shell so I can reinstall the shell stupid_ why => that a bad thing (not having to think to use a computer)? stupid_ yeh lesmore => thinking It won't be suitable.... stupid_'s laundry => <reply> Getting right on it, $who! stupid_'s lips never moved => <reply> Get your hand out of Stupid_'s ass. stupid_'s next target => StoryServer stupid_'s system clock => farther off than Stupid_ thought. stupid_, it => /s, /m is for ^ stupid_, it => /s, /m is for ^ stupid_, purl => a muppet? stupid_, the proper term => Callama (I saw it on the news :) stupid_, there => an errata on the web site.. Amy_ believe stupid_, yes, it => :) stupid_: stupid_ => putting up a little demo C*I program, and Stupid_ want it to show its own source.<<< stupid_; what => so funny? :) stupid_; what => so funny? :) stupid_; where => NT? stupid_; why not? what => get it working with tk than? stupidbye => in spanish class? stupiddog -> amagosa => tempted to download the source and find out.. stupiddog => a cousin of mine. Ask him to explain perl functions & FAQs to purl. stupidest thing => that the government (including president) must do some pretty sick things behind the scenes stupidity => contageous. stwei was wondering if there => any easier way stx/etx => a common pair bracketing records shipped on mainframes. sty => latex style sheets style => very personal... su => really fast su and expect? no, demon => just suggesting that if you go that way, you pass the input on stdin. su documentation => in the module itself. su- => running this on a old shitty rs6000.. hehe sub => declare a subroutine, possibly anonymously sub bar () {1;} # ultra edit => right. sub bar {shift;} # ultra edit => wrong. sub foo { print "\$/ => $/.\n" } { local ($/) = "fooo"; &foo } sub go { sleep 1; go(); } => a better friend sub i want to call => $self->me() sub rant() { print "this => annoyingn"; } &rant;&rant;&rant; sub subname { stuff } => the proper declaration for a sub routine, yes? sub { code } => an EXPR sub's => ok, Biggan'we tested then sub-type => throwing Alpha232's program off.. sub-unix => any nonmultiuser operating systems, like both IBM and Macintosh PCs tend to run. subjegation => by definition controlling thoughts, so is mis-information ( US's favorite tactic) sublime => not as tart... subroutine call => not in numeric or string context. subroutine verison => better. subsidiary fletch_ => in isn't all bad substr => get or alter a portion of a stirng substr as an lvalue => scary enough. substr() => a function. substr? substr => very complicated. subterranean homesick alien => a sweet tune subtlety => everything subunix => any nonmultiuser operating systems, like both IBM and Macintosh PCs tend to run. such => life. such a figure => probably pretty hazy. I've heard numbers as high as 50%. The ancient Greeks pinned it closer to 95%... such as purl x => <reply> url tell me about Xnurl X is <reply> purl tell me about X such inspection => against the guidelines. suck => <reply> blow suck. then the foreach => what you'll have to do... sucker => born every minute sucks/rules thing => a riot. sucktitude => a damn fine word suddenly figures out why c++ => so popular suddenly jpinyan => CHANNELING Zippy! suddenly realizes shayde => a male. suddenly realizes why tom => always calling for Larry on p5p... suddenly wonders if there => an actual Tk.pm suddenly, teratogen => thinking about Prozac, a Glock 9, and a mint julep !! sudenly clues in "mootif => only on cdrom, right?" sudo => cool. suffering => universal. suicide => painless suicidel who => me is using bitchx suid automatically setting -t => suid patch => to fix where larry messed up the #ifdefs suid root => bad suid root => bad sultan => satan with a turban sun => setting. vampires come out tonight. :_) sun cc => better than gnu gcc for solaris machines..right? sun cc license server => a pain in a butt to set up though sun diego this morning => just southern california at it's best sun java studio => the coolest gui dev deal ive ever seen, but it still won't do a lot of real work sun's 'se' => jit compiled sun's c compiler => probably superior to gcc at this point on the sparc architectures. just a guess. sun's compiler => Perl-safe, as I recall. sun's java vm => apparently better with gc than javasofts. or was late last year. sun's wabi => sun2 => finding perl regular expression confusing and difficult to learn. can anyone suggest a good online resource? sun3, actually joebloe => not sure, really it's probably not an faq but it is definitely in the docs, somewhere that it talks about strings and quoting (qw = quote words) sunday => supposed to be 0. sunfield => a perl newbie... Sunfield has a string "+OK 34 56", and Sunfield want "34" into a string alone. How? sunfield has a homedir... what => install? sunfield said, sunfield => a newbie to unix... please just tell sunfield's download => complete... gotta go, bbl... sunil => using format to output a page and sunil want it to put one particular line as the last line of the output sunny2 <_ imho it => a very nice database sunnyavale => halfway between Stanford campus and downtown San Jose sunnyvaale => where netscape yahoo etc IS sunnyvale => in heart of silicon valley sunos => for corperate whore. sunos's /bin/sh => pretty bad also.. sup => <reply> sorry, I'd rather dine. supercomputer => any machine still on the drawing board. superdisk => a standard.. iomega is doing its best to keep everyone out of the zip drive arena or a 120MB floppy-sized format. HP is pushing it. superdisk drive => wosrst superfly problem => like this: Two cars are 100 miles apart and each is driving 50 MPH. They are on a collision course. Super Fly leaves the windshield of car A flying to car B, supernaut => on Nativity in Black: a tribute to black sabbath. highly recommended cd. superperl agree perl => good for things like print "Hello\n"; supertaz => reloading the server, as it would appear to be hosed supervises chip teaching. this => fun supervisor => totally clueless :) supie => trying to modify a date on a text file and supie isgoing to use the touch program in the perl script.. supie know but supie => going to run it within the perl script support => a bludgeon for customers that won't stay in line. support for it in muas => sketchy at best - kjj is trying to find some interesting use for it suppose $f => a reference to a function. How can \mjd copy the function? suppose \mjd => sorting a lol. \mjd want items $x with $x->[2] eq ACT to come before all the others, and, after that, \mjd want the mto be sorted according to $x->[4]. suppose bill gates's name => there suppose drforr => an ex-coworker that gets upset at you. DrForr could ruin your credit in 15 minutes flat. suppose it still => . ;) suppose the dbm file => empty, what dictates the format or will creating any hash automatically create it in the file suppose the integer => already there. suppose x => a punctuation character such as # or @ or |. For what x is the perl program ``my $x = 1'' legal? supposedly divx => dying off since Paramount abandoned them. supposedly eric => writting one... maybe it'll be better. supposedly quake => downloading this map suprise surprise the provider => NT based sure abi. goss's dick => in the bottom drawer :) sure and back-end => on Unix? sure if pen ii 400 => 4x faster than k6-233..sure i will get one sure it => ;-) watch lej sell someone an ethernet network ;-) sure it is: your metaphysics => your religion if you ain't religious sure it's bsd. since when => BSD not Unix? sure there => PDF of it. Bill Middleton made it. perlman.pdf has all of the 5.004 docs. sure you can, arpa => a real domain sure you can. after all, there => a line in the camel that's mine :) sure, but if your database => big, you don't want to copy it unnecessarily sure, cricket => fun. so is rugby. and soccer sure, gif => popular. What is a good way to write out a gif file frmo a Perl program? sure, infobot => in perl sure, it => not done, but that does not make it ununix any more than the first betas of Linux 7 years ago (or whatever) made it ununix. sure, like gmtime => always the same because it's viewed from a particular time zone right? sure, lurch => a particpant. sure, mrsolo => sure, rudefix => lc'ing now, but when rudefix write, it's mixed. sure, sure. tom_g's point => that if the tests are comparisons to $TRUE or $FALSE, then you need to be careful sure, tkil. it => executable... there is something inside which does not work sure, unless what he's packing => network addresses sure. a match => interpolated. sure. it => a text file on a Unix box. sure. the block form => best for most static expressions. surely any use of joe camel => a good advert for 'the camel' book? surely one of the 3 billion => stupi... er, something, enough ... ;-> surely that => an internal policy decision and should be left the Unions. surely you jest (as => the wont of jesters) surely you jest => <reply> I never jest... and don't call me Shirley. surely you remembering => part of the challenge? :-) surfboard => the only way to surf. Lynx is a way to view web pages. surgie's input sting => a bunch of numbers that are in hex (so like 41). surly => the standard surly => the standard surly => the standard susan dey => indeed from the partridge family suspect ihmo => a typo suspect since tcl => in the 5s suspects cpan => already setup suspects davidw2 => addicted to Tori suspects everyone => at lunch suspects gem => the most successful troll that #perl has seen in a while suspects gem => the most successful troll that #perl has seen in a while suspects hiro => readying his kickboot suspects johnpc => suspects kikespice => getting back exactly what he's putting in suspects that [petey => having *way* too much fun suspects that fmh => into scat or something suspects that gnowknayme => stumbling around in the wrong channel suspects that oznoid => a hoopy frood suspects that while purl => back, purl is probably still lagged suspects this orange => almost rotten and throws it away. suspects tr => fastest suspense => high... will everything install? suup => Eliza! suzee => taking the data from a text field in an html form, what will Suzee find as line breaks in there? sv => the structure that Perl uses for storing a scalar. sv* => a reference to the AV* svlug => silicon valley linux users group svlug => silicon valley linux users group svr4 => an abomination of nature swahili => for swahilian's swap => there to be eaten swat => a silly acronym for Search With Authority Tool sweden => a small, cold country where Ludde lives. swedish song => Helan går sjung hoppfarellallanlallanlej Helangår... swf stuff => going OK, but I'm stuck trying to figure out this one mostly-undocumented structure. The way they use signed N-bit fields (like signed 6-bit fields) is giving me a headache. swig => a competitor to XS. or simplified wrapper and interface generator swinemeeper => in perl and Tk swish => <reply> good luck finding what you're looking for. SWISH sucks. swish => <reply> good luck finding what you're looking for. SWISH sucks. swish => <reply> good luck finding what you're looking for. SWISH sucks. swish-e => in an endless loop, every search just burns cpu forever it seems. switch => -d, not -e switch software => really complex switching jobs => a hassle switzerland => neither EU nor UN sybase => a database. sybase since ms sql => based on older Sybase code so we expect an easier port than going to Oracle. sybase::ctlib => great, but since the portablitlity of DBI comes at just about no expense... sybaseperl => old use DBD::Sybase or whatever its name sydney => a neat city. No question. syeah subway => ok.. cant say Mr_White has seen falafel king over here.. syke => <reply> THAT IS THE CODE syke, power => out in NY, same storm? sym crypt => available in source form at many BSD source sites symbiosis => more useful than parasitism--more fun, too--ask any mitochondria symbol => cool symbol table entry => any name that is visible from your program, except names you've hidden with 'my' symbol table magic => gross. It only works half the time. symboltable manip => deep voodoo though symetric => having problems with configuring that PERL module to actually print the files' contents out.. symetric believe perl => for everything.. symetric your alternmative => to topple the US government and install a new govt that lays off crypto algorithms symetric:/msg purl no, purl => just a 'bot or 31337 or all those things we had last time. or a vermicious fiend or a Vernicious Knid... symlink => create a symbolic link to a file symrefs are bad... that => why use strict disallows them... get rid of the more or hack around it. syms => an outlet for remaindered designer apparel. syn => an essential part of the protocol, but misused... synergism => the interaction of agencies or agents such that the total effect is greater than the sum of the individual effects synergistically => having the capacity to act in synergism synopsis => probably all you need. syntactic sugar => there for a reason :-) syntactically it => fine. Semantically it is questionable. syntax => <reply> syntax coloring => for those weenies who can't handle getting blurry eyed after hours and hours of coding syntax colouring => the bane of god syntax highlighting => at best slightly annoying, at worst heinously pitiful syntax in vi => :wq! followed by a newline followed by emacs syquest stuff => always faster than Iomega's, but it is too late ocming to market. syrex ; => libc-include isntalled? sys:: hierarchy => out. sys::syslog => part of the perl core installaiton. You already have it. sysadmin => <reply> sysadmin life => amore for computers. that's for sure. rudefix talk shop during lunch sometimes and people raise eyebrows at rudefix. sysadmin mag => always on about kernel tunning under solaris and or aix sysadmin recovery => oxymoronic sysadmining => too whacked to take it seriously. ;) syscall => execute an arbitrary system call sysconfig => just fine, since the startup scripts read information from it. syslog => icky. syslog('info', 'this => another test'); syslog('mail|warning', 'this => a better test: %d', time); syslogd => driving me nuts sysopen => close to the open syscall sysopen file, code, 0777 ... => it cool? sysread => fixed-length unbuffered input from a filehandle system "cat $file" => more efficient. system ("passwd") => exactly as long as system qw(passwd). But I guess if you add arguments it could be longer than system ("passwd", "joe"); system ("passwd") => exactly as long as system qw(passwd). But I guess if you add arguments it could be longer than system ("passwd", "joe"); system => run a separate program system administration => Neuron_'s full time occupation now (thank god!) but Neuron_ make a pretty nice extra bonus from the consulting. system administrator => writing scsi drivers for 386 so he keeps the system running good system im running => Freebsd system management => really a misnomer system that => part of the commercial backbone is a "core router" isn't it? Hookflash mean, doesn't it act as a giant router for the backbone? system touch => just silly system with a list => more like a preforking exec system("$0") => easy to terminate though... just remove $0 ;) system('mv', $dir, $newdir); => more elegant?? system('this | that') => never going to work (Unless you're into Cygnus/GNU Win32) system, version 3.101. gnats => a bug-tracking tool designed for use system/exec list => a slightly different op from system/exec SCALAR syswrite => fixed-length unbuffered output to a filehandle sz => not particularly wintel-only. s{3,} => three or more s{}{} => always neat. s||mjd|g => a CGI programmer. t => for test. t&a => <reply> Tits and Ass t/lib/thread.t => not very long. t0ny -> undelete => supposed to be in 2.1.x, amagosa is told. But amagosa don't run dev kernels. t0ny => from the UK, still learning perl, now with the added aid of EPP! (still not fast enough). t0ny had a problem with rh5, => fixed now though t0ny has not asked yet, what => this legal battle?? t0ny has run that command, it => asking t0ny all sorts of questions. t0ny has seen => at B & N t0ny has to go but t0ny => sure someone here can help, maybe you could try open (POSITION,">/path/$FORM{'position'}); close POSITION; t0ny just thought, maybe there => a fix in the RedHat errata pages. t0ny know this => in a book somewhere, but t0ny cant find it, what is stop s/\/.*\Z//; being so greedy?? t0ny know, this => just a small trial prog, will sort the rest out later t0ny suppose if there => somehting like: "Do Not Remove This Message"; t0ny that's not perl resdev => talking about some SSL stuff... t0ny think that the 3rd line => creating a hash %year_index with the key $year and filling it with the anonymous array $rlEntry. ? t0ny will do soon, nothing => worse when your having a linux crisis that someone making pointless noise! t0ny's linux box => NOT connected to the net if that helops any t0ny's problem => definately Perl not windows t0ny's problem with strict => that t0ny has two files, t0ny need to share variable between them. t0ny's strict problem => that t0ny has use it in a file and have to access information another file which is acessed with 'require' t0ny's worry there => with the distribution of the script t0ny, #linux on ircnet => v helpful t0ny, amy_ => a bit sick, and don't feel like going (never do, but today Amy_ *really* don't) t0ny, on this channel, purl => cruisin for a bruisin with that smack talk. Sorry but it's true. t0ny, on this channel, purl => cruisin for a bruisin with that smack talk. Sorry but it's true. t0ny, that something => being useful :-) t0ny> if your searching => exact matches then using a tied hash file would be nice and quick t0ny^ => getting a zip file, t0ny^ assume it si all there (is 6MB) t1 => 1536Kb/sec t1 trunk => t3 or ds3 => fiber t::t => far from perfect, yes. t=0 => one of your roots, solve this quadratic for the rest: C*t*t + (B-200)*t + (10000+A) = 0 t\nn => trying to get an 'and' search working, anyone done it? ta da! thanks guys, purl => legends!! tab => \t or a nasty saccharine drink tab completion => what makes life bearable tabi, => work that bad? table => a good find tabstop=4 => working. way cool many thanks. tabstop=4 => working. way cool many thanks. tacfulness => overrated. taco bell => a colonary treat taco bell => a colonary treat tact => that blue gummy stuff with which you hang posters taer => the sysadmin. but not for the app server, and they don't want to install modules. taer did. now, taer => not going to show you how little Taer learned. =) but Taer did learn from it. taer thompsons toolkit => a "bourne" shell for NT taer, => this a long-running program or something that quickly exits? tahoe => gettng pounded taht cartoon => a fossil taht movie => recorded only 1 1/2 hours away from Franze. everal friends from school lives there now. tail -f => too cool tailz => calling the command in an open() function. taint => described in perlsec taint bug => "$tainted =~ s///; # $tainted is now untainted" taint.pm => not mentioned in ^Pudge's 5.004_04 pod docs tainted part => a joke anyway tainted part => a joke anyway taintedness => not the problem. It could have been untainted already tainting => for wimps! ;-) takamine => made by the same people who make ovation take a look at how lwp => packaged, it's fully hierarchical. [i think.] take it easy ... henock => a perl newbie who has been placed in the position of verifying Y2k compliance of some perl code. It's not his fault he's not as clued as we are, he just started. take me => <reply>Shut up, slutboy! takes it stupid => now happy... takes it stupid => now happy... takes it that it => really expensive taking billn's nick => BAD taking pity => fine ... tali_ => basically writing a very obscure post script filter. talk => shit. ytalk is better. talk => shit. ytalk is better. talk about catchup mips => really in a pickle talk of compilers => a banned topic in #Perl talk of sexual things => always fun at family gatherings. talk to pucky, it => his zone. talk to purl => <reply> Use /msg to talk to me. talk to rudefix => <reply> he's the win32 guy! talk to sams. drforr => sure they'd be happy to take your submission :) talkative bot => one with extra laxative talking about how horrible it => ain't going to do much for lej right now talking about python here => likely to get you responses like "perl is easier" talking about slice's, => there any way to do something like @foo[3-5] rather than @foo[3,4,5]? talking of which, rape => impossible... talking out of your ass => considered wrong in amagosa's book, and that is all I've seen Perly_Pat do in here. talking smtp directly yourself => less reliable than allowing sendmail talking to yourslef => a sign of impending mental collapse. tama. how => it that you want to change your code? tamarind = => not the equality operator tamarind => a fruit with a brown shell tamarind's loop => dependent on output coming from rxaudio tami => one coool woman or into leather and coin operated beds tampax => trying to split $dir="c:\\test\\files" ....... tampopo => a mighty fine movie. tanbal => building a database tanbal thought this => the open discussion channel on Perl? tangled up in blue => <reply> I ain't gonna work on Billy's farm no more! tao that => seen taocp => The Art of Computer Programming, by Knuth. tape io itself => remote. this is just running "dump" and shoving it out a socket tappakegg => working on manipulating that one line now tar -c => for create tar -xf file.tar => not going to extract me a file ? tar => webstuff? tar manpage => just as useless to me, it seems. I think I need the '-c' flag, but anything other than that I'm not sure of. -c justoutputs the garbage in the files to me. tar manpage => just as useless to me, it seems. I think I need the '-c' flag, but anything other than that I'm not sure of. -c justoutputs the garbage in the files to me. tarador => still trying to figure out this line you gave Tarador :) tarador's perl bible => at home..bleh. tarfile for 5.004_04 => over 9M... target - right - luser => <reply> targeting smokers => fallacious. task => to write a server that is to comprise a distributed intelligent GIS mapping and caching network task => to write a server that is to comprise a distributed intelligent GIS mapping and caching network task => to write a server that is to comprise a distributed intelligent GIS mapping and caching network task of solving any nfa => NP-complete. tasteful syntax coloring => not a hindrance. tat => tit taurussho => building a Intranet testing system for the college TaurusSHO isa student at :> taurussho's login name => mustang and there is a MusTanG on efnet TaurusSHO also own a Taurus SHO so TaurusSHO used that as TaurusSHO's nick less confusing when TaurusSHO is in a channel where the other MusTanG hangs out taurussho's mac perl => the same as unix perl tax => 50%! tax deadline => almost here!! tbh, this install => really throwing Winkola. Winkola never had a perl install that didn't go just as smooth as ice. tbh, winkola => still PISSED that it won't compile on BSD/OS 3.1. tbtf => tidbits from the technology front, or http://www.tbtf.com/ tc => tchrist. tc's working on it... which => why he's not here. tcbtmwtdi => There Can Be Too Many Ways To Do It. tch => trying to show that punctuation can count ;) tchreist => going nuts about q[merlyn]'s post this morning. tchrist => REALLY gone tchrist curious => not doing html curious is creating a filter tchrist douche tchrist => such a lovely construct. tchrist feel as though tchrist => in China. tchrist has a hunch => NP complete as well. tchrist murr => serious, too tchrist state lotto jackpot => tchrist's grandfather's name => Loddie. We go to Loddie's a lot, but he came here today. tchrist's own natural bent => too dry to live. tcl => not a language unless the C preprocessor is one. or neat, kinda in the way Play-Doh is neat. or nice for what it was designed for, but nobody uses it for that either. or Toy Command Language tcl demon think => zircon. Demon didn't care for it at all. tcl's and perl's parsing => a natural step towards security. Sh doesn't encourage security because you have to write lengths to enforce it. tcl's score => suspiciously high :-) tcl/tk => where it began but perl is a vastly superior language to tcl. tcp stack stuff => part of security tcp/ip => designed so that hosts can have more than one IP address, Symetric. tcp/ip printing => *very* strange (i.e. printing via an nt server), but that's the worst of what rudefix can find tcpd => the little program that validates people based on /etc/hosts.allow and /etc/hosts.deny tcpdump => not even fast enough.... tcpkitty => not sure exactly what tcpkitty is looking for , tcpkitty don't think tcpserver (part of ucspi-tcp) => at: ftp://koobera.math.uic.edu/www/ucspi-tcp.html tcpserver => a standalone application. A long running daemon process per service. tcsetattr => talking about something you can't do even if you bypass libc and write raw machine code tcsetattr guess tcsetattr => slow. tcsh => what Winkola want. tcsh's filename completion => very versatile tdcc => a silly non-standard extension to DCC which breaks a lot of clients te best thing about samba => that it'll do domain contrlling so you have no need for an actual NT box te problem => that h0_ sometimes get the old perldoc and sometimes h0_ get the new tea => good for you.. teaching => REALLY TOUGH or hard work if you do it right. teaching over irc => roughly analagous to clawing your eyelids out. teaching perl => what arkuat meant teamspam => using RH 5.0 and mysql-3.21.23-4 teardrop and f00f? - arkuat => at 2.0.31 meself tech => the savior. Sure, it doesn't solve everything, but it's solved a lot of things. And caused a lot of new problems. tech market => cool though tech support => actually easy if people have to navigate a complex PBX to reach your sheep. tech support sysadmin there => cute and clueful. :) And the best part is ANS breaks down so often that I don't even have to invent excuses to call. tech wrtiting => a living. :) tech's explanation on bugtraq => *laughable* tech-data has a catalog that => probably about 600 pages. tech-support => the real money grabber for dial-ups techedit => the toughest part techmaster pinyan => Jeff Pinyan, the Teaching Teen Perl Hacker! technical lead => supposed to make more money than the drones technical support => often remarkably clueless, crab find. technically no one => a democracy... technically, ^pudge => not subscribed, as ^Pudge get a copy of everything being the list owner. ^Pudge wonder if that is where the problem is? technically, an mtas job => to get the mail there without fucking with it, not that this is always possible in all cases technically, perl => a Report and Extraction Language. technically, rra => not sure, but it confuses the hell out of most Perl editors if you don't, so rra tend to just as a matter of courtesy for someone who may be editing rra's code later. techno bond theme remix album => damn cool techno-rms => at http://linux.mit.edu/stallman/ technology => part of the environment that we are surviving in techstop => Winkola's site. He's recruiting helpers. They get web space and techstop.com address for helping. teck => phonetic, rudefix's friend tectonic => writing an ArtificalLife program in PERL for Science Fair. It rocks. ted nelson => a crackpot. :-) teddy => Amy's pet Chihuahuah tee => not important here maybe shuzo was not clear enough the problem is to pause the pipe and display to STDOUT than continue piping taken from STDOUT and blast to another command. (IPC) teek => dealing with large volume here teek forgot there => a count_file in the dir! teen pregnancy => messier. :) teh mailing list => devoted to "odd but true" news items teh return line => return bless [ @retz ], $class; tehuti => closer to the original pronunciation than `Thoth'. tekeela => glad you spotted it tekwar => a curious individual trying to learn someting... telecommuting => great don't you think? :> television => a rare medium well done... <giggle> tell #perl => <reply> Fuck off already! I won't tell #perl a damn thing! tell #perl => <reply> Fuck off already! I won't tell #perl a damn thing! tell #perl purl => not a bot tell => get current seekpointer on a filehandle tell dioxin that dick => good tell em that there => more code for perl, perl is more widespread, more perl code means less developement time which means less money spent tell em that there => more code for perl, perl is more widespread, more perl code means less developement time which means less money spent tell fooman if fooman => wrong...but don't modules make the program a lot less portable tell goko this.. => fastcgi not most commonly used when dealing with cgis ? tell goob where => goob tell goob where => goob tell goob where => goob tell gryph that dick => good tell him something like "purl => a damn fine client, but even for you i won't do it, what does that tell you?" tell him something like "purl => a damn fine client, but even for you i won't do it, what does that tell you?" tell him tcl => so pedantic that it expects '} else {' on its own line, else it will puke. tell him tcl's performance => crap. tell him what he won => <reply> jack and shit! And jack just left town! tell imf this what => start irc in perl that runs in the background connects to irc.passport.ca with the nick mebbz ? tell it brother => <reply> I have seen the light! tell jolo where => kylania tell kylania where => kylania tell lej about it, lej => trying to find out the Windows API call to find out how much memory lej's program is using ... but to no avail. tell ludde he => gay tell me how the doj => not involved. tell me if this => clearer though, only postin part of it tell me something i don't know => <reply> There's a giant hippo outside your bedroom window tell me where the next one => :-) tell me who => a clueless bastard bot tell me who => a clueless bastard bot tell mendel where => kylania tell ozzie no, purl => the Mighty Wizard OZ tell pin-head why pin-head => on this earth tell q[merlyn] how likley it => that q[merlyn]'d be married yet. tell rudefix where 0/0 => *defined* tell them "perl => only slow when you run it on a 'tarded server like NT" tell them purl => a soon-to-be famous author and to do what the hell you say tell us what mnp => and we'll think about it tell whoever => root to install sudo. tell wired2 that wired2 => making a fucking "nuker" just drop it and say ok tell your boss he => lame :) telldir => get current seekpointer on a directory handle telling ^pudge that @f{$x} => possibly wrong annoys ^Pudge. telling ^Pudge that 'z' is not numeric in == is good. telling him to cut it out => not going to decrease his desire to get you fired telling qw[jeff] 1 => a letter annoys qw[jeff]. Telling qw[jeff] that a car uses gas is good tells it that `require' => no longer a keyword. tells you when you there => new news on slashdot. telluride => a little pricey :-) telnet => in char mode only on normal telnet port. telnet client => useless to an NT box coz you can't do dick from a command line in NT anyway telnet connection keithw => using right now is being Kerberos authenticate and encrypted. But that's about it. :-) telnet port 25 => fre. telson => the hindmost appendage on an animal such as a lobster or a horseshoe crab. telstra => an evil monopoly. temlin, "return" => temlin, "return" => temp_ => new with perl, how can Temp_ check whether a number (say 10) is part of a range of numbers say from 5 to 15? temp_ has a $var which => equal to the string: 1 United States what is put the 1 in its own $num and United States in its own $country? temperanc => thinking Temperanc must have a configureation error temperanc hope someday there => a posix function ipaddr() or something that is portable temptation => too great! ten bucks => ten bucks, eh? ten decimal digits, that => :) ten4 => just trying to include a var inside a print redirect - dunno if it's possible? tends to stay away from "life => like..." quotations tenth of a second => all i need. teotwawki => The End Of The World As We Know It teotwawki => The End Of The World As We Know It tera => at http://www.tera.com or an amazingly bizarre (but cool) architecture tera supercomputer => built out of flip-flops. You can see and modify every one. tera, ^ => bit XOR tera, how large => that database? tera, so purl => not sure if you will be able to IRC at your new job, aye? tera, what => fastly get a number over 100000_000000 then ? tera, what => fastly get a number over 100000_000000 then ? tera, yeah goss => gay. goss just ignored you, goss is used to it. goss is so many weird things for a hacker people hardly ever believe goss :) teraprowl => off to Barnes and Noble terasnooz => gonna get some sleep =) teratogen -> that => completely nuts. WHY!? teratogen => a cranky old Bolivian drug smuggler in exile or working on meaningful links for each suffix/extension or Tony or Anthony Nemmer who is now an R&D Programmer at Mindspring teratogen guess teratogen => biased.. Teratogen relocated there just before the worst winter they ever had teratogen has not done a /who => on Teratogen recently teratogen know that debian => a flavor of Linux teratogen mean, what => HTML but a hypertext lookalike? teratogen nah, the gain => on -110db teratogen think she => gone now teratogen think teratogen => beginning to understand, now teratogen think what happen => if the hash reaches a certain size.. the whole thing is rebuilt with a larger hash table teratogen understand that it => fscking hard to configure teratogen wonder if 19.28 => fuxored?? teratogen wonder if there => a unix command, perhaps in /usr/games? teratogen's => cleaner and more efficient, though teratogen's company => offering Teratogen's stock options teratogen's connection => as clear as a be()*#_@!#&^_@*(% teratogen's connectivity => rapidly going bad teratogen's going rate => $100/hour teratogen's life => really looking up! teratogen's netscape => br0ken teratogen's opinion => that something big went down at Sky Harbor teratogen's zip drive => ready teratogen, gd => available for perl? teratogen, this => fun switching channels to chat :) teratogen, what => wrong? teratogen> "what => get a list of all the sub-routines in a script?" teri hatcher => starting to get crows feet term => tempting, too. term `cargo cult' => a reference to aboriginal religions that term f hole in that one => particularly ... obnoxious ;-) term frequency => the proportion of all words that are the search word terminal => the thing the user sits in front of to use the computer. terminal velocity => cool too terminated => different from delimited. terminator => on it's own line terminology => inconsistent. teror, something => wrong with the module file you are use'ing. terorform => getting an annoying error running a perl5 program... terrapinn => stupid? tersian => gonna bring another client on, tersIan isworking in X tersian believe there => a problem in your example... when the regex matched ^3 , tersIan replaced that with a string in the file and it only removed the one line... what is tersIan missing? tersian don't think there => any sane args that are over 50 chars that would be used with netcat tersian think tersian => on to something here. tersian wish, tersian => salaried :) tersian's epithet => /msg Khaled You moron, your program gave 20K f'ing twits the ability and the incentive to destroy tersIan's favorite addiction -Me 1994 tersian, jjohn => an elite hacker! Need to express jjohn in jjohn's native tongue! ;) tertogen> natural herb => best tessier => back. :) test #29 => the PLSQL error code containing /Encountered the symbol/ test database => up to 2.6MB with no problems. test.pl => called and executes &test::SomeSub(&Function); where sub Function {} is in test.pl test4u => This is a test for you. =) testes => <reply> testes ... testes ... 1 ... 2 ... 3?!?!?! testgender => a bareword, QD. testgosa => gonna bitch at amagosa tommw testgtk => always built, it's in gtk/ testing => left as an excersize for the reader. tetra => going under, so amagosa is without a job for a little bit. Hello free time tetrisphere => the reason to have n64 tetsuo => tetterket => trying to match any pattern that begins with '&' and ends with ';', this is what TetterkeT used: $all =~ s/(\b&)(.*)(;\b)/&\L\2\E;/ig; teuflhund => just curious tex => a programming langauge yes. texas => one of the most conservative states in the union... Drubbly tingle with that though text => transliterated into a phoneme sequence; the phonemes then have allophonic, context-dependent realizations. text contains a string that => longer than, say, 20, characters text delimited database => 9830749 bytes, the mldbm is 21356544 bytes. text in the file => 0x00-000 text parsing in c => like trying to read microfiche with a cracked magnifying glass and a hangover. text::abbrev => definately worth it. it's fast text::template module => nice. textedit => still very raw. Murr'll make it a pane RSN textual analysis => way cool stuff, wish I knew enough about AI (and was much smarter than I am in general) to do lots of cool stuff with it tfm => available on line! tfm to read => perlfunc tg-k has a quick question, => there a way tg-k can slow down tg-k's opening of a perl script, it goes to fast when tg-k dbl click on it. tgif => a fancy "xfig" tgitm => trying to list the keys to a hash of hashes tgz => not a program! tgz file => 166MB th => thailand th error => "Can't call method "fd" without a package or object reference" th path => /usr/bin:/usr/sbin thai food => good. than and windows => almost useable at that speed. than mavetju => totally confused now... thank *you*... wawb => not hungry anymore thank goodness rudefix => running X, then. :-) thank goodness that one => gone thank you , tcpkitty => going to muck with those ideas, thank you that => the one SiD was looking for. thank you very much....i => in the middle of switching LowTech's mail server from Netscpa to post.office and the scripts that have don't work thank you! excellent, all => in place... thank you. that => unutterably weird. thankfully, rudefix => converting everything to apache and mod_perl thanks - when was the epoc and => there a perl way to convert the time since the epoc to standard format? or do Trent has to pass it to /bin/date? thanks .. larry => looking at it right now. thanks \mjd..i => gonna look for it. thanks a lot mjd... tiny3d => gonna try some things now =) thanks again, tkil. zyne => back to mucking about with Perl now... thanks all, friar_ => going to play with encryption :) thanks all, moeval => cool again. heh. thanks borys sid => in now. SiD has to read to find SiD's rollbacks and commits but yeah we're cool thanks dach => lagged. thanks even... jeeze this => gonna be a long week :) thanks fellas, guru's it => =) thanks for help - this module => a hell of a lot easier than that crap I was writing... thanks for help - this module => a hell of a lot easier than that crap I was writing... thanks for looking. jfryan, => there really a Sheet::Music.pm? thanks for looking. jfryan, => there really a Sheet::Music.pm? thanks for the help... this => really frustrating =P thanks for your help, notyou => outta here. thanks guys, dbd::csv => perfect. thanks guys, gander => gonna go play some more. Have fun. thanks guys... (yeah tiny3d => an annoying newbie... but tiny3d is doing tiny3d's best) thanks his lucky stars fimm => in WI, and he's in CA. thanks lour, my wife => serving dinner and giving me a "Now" look. I will be back in 20 - 30 min... :) thanks mjd! at least quartz` => learning something thanks q[merlyn] #perl => much more fun thanks stupid.... => there a command chaos_ can issue to see what version of Perl is on the server? thanks the lord daily that he => not 'our nt guy' thanks why jjohn => thinking floppies. thanks yrlnry (how on earth => that pronounced?) thanks! xs_init => just what longhair_ needed thanks, alcyon => new to Perl, but isknowledgable in Java, so the syntax is a bit new thanks, arkuat, ¿purl => your bot? thanks, but why => that kickable? DaPackFan mean, DaPackFan could imagine asking "what is make it so people can mail DaPackFan from the web" could be kickable, but... thanks, by the way what => the relation between mozilla and netscape thanks, cluster (/me => an IRC newbie, actually) thanks, notyou => staring at pages 217-219 of the camel book now. thanks, parsing ifconfig -a => a step up... arkuat don't really know how portable qx/hostname/ is anyway thanks, rezahome => grabbing it now :) thanks, stupid thikn stupid => going to contact these guys. thanks, t0ny => starting to get the hang of this references thing now :) thanks, thrase :) gryph0n => just a blind foolio thanks, tkil, purl => Very nice thanks. => that on the CPAN thanks. and where => if one string is similar to any in the array? thanks. cool. winkola => going to read your stuff then. (Didn't want to waste time on perl for Mac unless Winkola could do something significant like that.) thanks. drforr's copy of crc => at home. thanks. graps-jr => a non-caffeiner graps-jr'self :) thanks. my box => usually on a dynamic IP anyway, but it's good to know. thanks. nall => just looking for some example code to show in class. thanks. orwant => doing okay for now. thanks. zyne => glad zyne asked you before filing a bug report. :) thanx leolo, => there anothe r site i can dl from with a working interpreter?? thanx murr -->\mwd #python => empty thanx, keki => trying thanx, sky1 => going to tryit out with sockets that => something you will notice with us: i think many, if not most of us, in this model do NOT strive for such material things as much as everyone else does. that amagosa's point => that they don't really represent a meaningful representation of anything useful. that c++ => not a bad intro language, so long as you gloss over the gnarly bits at first. that cb24's point => that you don't have to make an OS stupid to make it easy-to-use, even though that seems to be all that MSWin is capable of. that cgi => the only way to have some window interface with perl that led_ => actually looking for a KICKthrough that link => brian that means that sith => taking advantage of our friendliness. that net karma => probably a constant to. karma can never be created or destroyed. Intelligence can't be converted to karma or vice versa, for that matter. that ora => detached from TPC -- that's why they got chip to do it. that qmail => a great alternative to sendmail that the ban => still in effect because someone was being a, er, gnuisance that the camel => a great book. that the cracker => that the first hup => breaking the script out of the sleep, even though it hasn't slept for a full 60 seconds yet that the foaf => just being cruel and vindictive that the new agent => related to Mulder. ;) that the prk => cheaper now that when the optree => built, the SV* get put directly into the correct places and the name isn't used (to save lookup time) that's *not* bad. => 3.3 the current release? that's because 3 => less than 4, or possibly because 3 is equal to 3 that's fine ... but what => set xhost+ on the local xterm ... hmm, this xterm is built out of PC parts ... wonder which key lej press to get that setup menu that's it. what => subscribe to BUGTRAQ, it seems the best way to stay on top of these things. that's neat. $! => locale sensitive. that's okay. stupid => just using it as a test database. that's what that => anyway that's what the second 603 => s'posed to be that's would nardo => trying to do :) that. yes, purl => right. it can be reconfigured after being inited. thats the message that => sent to the client when a user gets ops... thc => a chemical that's found naturally in the brain, it's level increases naturally after exercise or sex, among other things the 1 => used in the pattern and $1 is used in the replacement.. but i could be wrong. the 8500/604{e} => about the easiest the best line => the for $x in ... line the best way => to notice all the little things in your life that could be automated the best way => to notice all the little things in your life that could be automated the bug => the manpage :) the coax => for video... the code => still running. the consensus => to use something like SDBM for file bound db's the content => good the cyan camel => for sale for NLG 79.95 here or something like that the da => <reply> Shut the fuck up, $who! I HATE that song! the funniest => the cook island the funniest => the cook island the funniest => the cook island the funniest => the cook island the funniest => the cook island the idea => that it costs less than buying 10 PC's. the ipc/ipx => the same footprint, just different power supply the license => a bit less encumbering than MySQL. the market => WAAAAY to high. There's too many amateurs in the market ie. mutual funds the meat here => that amagosa did the ban on #cgi ... the object => based on an array ref instead of a hash ref the one on solaris => the same version as well. what could be wrong? the only other option => c-ish or maybe blechh vb has console hooks the outcome => that it isn't considered a bug. the overload pragma => built into perl in the C code, you don't need a separate overload.pm for it. just try 'use overload;' and see if that works the parser => nuts. the perl interpreter => running on top of w95... wnt-backoffice is just the part that serves for the web the problem => that purl is not sure what a hash is. the split => the underlying system => to blame, not the language(although individual functions may be screwed) the util => isamchk the web => evil :) the-drago => not the best at Perl either. Just learning ;) the_gh0st => not sure, can you please walk the_gh0st through it?? the_squad => 4.6 on the the nick lameness scale (0-6) theasp => trying to parse a URL into $host, $path, and $file theatre of pain => <reply> It's not an airshow, put that raspy shit away! thee => thefrog => not happy with the default configs :/ their => not singular, most of the time their album _trip_ => a good one, if you like strong-rhythm (not quite dancable), darkish, almost jamming songs. very electronic. their auth system => not quite entirely according to spec yet. :( their brain => spoiled. their commerical => like aol on CRACK! their core group ofprogrammers => very good their core perl => still based on 5.003_07 of all things their damned machine => dropping us log a log. their defense => ok. their explanation => in such "compujargon" that it doesn't make any sence. their firewall => making everything time out their gcc-win32 port => pretty good their hq => not far from us their isp => fscked. their lame web site => stalling on amagosa. their link => extremely saturated. That explains why they are less expensive than their competitors. their mime for .gz => not set for some reason their net connection => slower than frozen shit. their network => okay with just 2 T1s, but you take it down to 1 and we're up a shit creek without a paddle, and they managed to do that for at least half an hour earlier this week. their o-line => ok. their office => virtually next door to DrForr's ISP. their os => large enough that you could probably hide an AI in the source and nobody would notice. their power => unlimited. their qb => *blech* their quality => pretty good. their readme => messed up...I *am* installing the DBI and DBD stuff their search eng => down still their server => probably getting bogged down now their service for me => currently substandard and not helpful. their servlet support => nasty their spinoccoli => good, and the white pizza is interesting. their tech support => too clueless to understand what that means. their webpage => too full of buzzwords their website => being run off a 300-baud modem, too, looks like. their who => server gets what, 7 million queries a month now? amagosa_'ll go to their web site and check.. them bats => smart. They use radar... them lexers => smart, they use radar. them perl's => smart. They use radar. them's => fighting words then "symbolic references" => what you want. man perlref. But Stupid'd still recommend against it. then $1 => lexical then $in[$i] => not what you think it is. then again fiji => a c programmer trying to learn perl on the fly. then again he => filthy rich then again this => perl4 we are talking about, no nice http protocol module then again, assembler => straightforward. then again, hpux => clearly our enemy :-) then again, it => still early. then again, java => dog-slow then again, mm => one to talk about evil. :-) then again, nt => unix by that definition. then again, purl => kinda cool, so why bother... then again, rudefix => a unix luser. then again, sparc linux => *scary* and i won't try it again :-) then again, tkil => an optimist. then again... silverstr => married.. what the hell do SilverStr know. then all i have to do => recompile the license core then all you to do => perldoc -f function_name then apparently that env var => not set then basicaly what => this channel for ? then bsdi => wierder than we thought then by making it fractture => already making sure there is only one.... then consider flesch => running this on a 486 100 with 32 megs ram then crab => not weird then dr_ferret'd say genisis => the exception that *makes* the rule then each child => opening a new connection, which we're trying to avoid. then everything => in the same name space. then file::find => overkill then freebsd => all right then from there it => arranged to start off a secondary script then he => really confused, mjd then how do you know it => long to compile? then i guess no one else => working on it. :) i'll mail ilya after i have a chance to read through the existing Term::Readline::Perl then i have to agree, _64 => better (and thicker :) then i remember it => doing CVS of Moz in the background then i think dilbert => a news report, not a cartoon. ;) then i think purl => trying to run before learning how to walk. then if there => something like trailing white space it will be more obvious. then if you html => always dynamic, a template system won't be any slower than if you embedded the HTML. then it => something else that you are doing then it claims amagosa => not mailto:jwheeler@HOLLY.TETRA.NET. Well the hell amagosa is not, it is certainly amagosa's domain, and QMail certainly says amagosa am. then it says "<hindeur> hinder => amagosa's friend" then it's not mircs fault => it? then jeffp => a nonconformist. then jigen => at a brick wall. then jt_vibes guess jt_vibes => no help to you... then later there => a lcear statement about what exactly is trapped in the BLOCk form. then make it better. ... "foo => http://www." -> "foo is http://www." shouldn't happen then malcolm => your pumpking. And he's an email black hole. :-) then maybe all that's needed => to break down and create a less clunky interface to ODBC then merlyn's solution => good, probably. then mirc => screwy (no surprise there :)) then perllol => mis-named -:) then phuzzy => pretty screwed then purl => doing something wrong. then purl foo => <reply>baz then purl says "...but regex => well, regex! or double-knit.." then q[merlyn]'s website => easier... just pod2html it. then raveman ask what => Quaure then rootbeer => suspicious of it. :-) then s/a/b/z => safe even if a or b is tainted. then sharon => the canonical published perl poet. then she asked to touch it => <reply> wrong window, $who then she'll ask, "who the hell => Petey?" then so there => an implicit copy constuctor! then text::wrap => for you! then that => poor program design then the answer => "there ISN'T a way" then the backup => left in the "new name" and you've overwritten the original file then the beholder => one sick puppy then the dir where mysql => installed then the following exercise => left to the reader: convert this to the modern way of doing it. then the jacph talk => later that evening. then the key => in the other list element. then the llama => a good investment. then the name => AB12345L.jpg (not AB12345L.jpg) then the name => AB12345L.jpg (not AB12345L.jpg) then the problem => obvious. you need to get a different job. one that you don't have to hate. then the result => in $_ then the solution => to have them change it. then the speed => the same then there => the never-ending flamewar on Usenet about the BSDL vs GPL... then they argue that "n" => correct. then this => the wrong channel for you. then underkill => rolling your own regexes then use it. no one => stopping you. then what => <REPLY> Oh, nothing... then what do ya think => going on? then what do ya think => going on? then what the heck matches who => ResDev? then what you want to know => about college admission policies, not requirements. then when that hdd => filled, the usually just delete anythng they dont understand (like temp folders / system files with funny names!) then where => the setuid feature, I read that perl can emulate it if the kernel doesn't do it then who => it? then why => it funny? then wonders why html::parser => not being employed then you can see where it => putting the (). then you mean java => scripting? then you see what => not there. then your business model => flawed. then your foreach => (@{$ThreeD}) then your installation of perl => broken. where are you trying to run perl? locally? then your perl => improperly installed. then your perl install => seriously broken. then your server => fucked. then, goss => already about as un-perl-like as you can get. then, life => good. Although that task can be done in any language, it's most fun to do it in Perl! then, rudefix => glad that it's working for you. then...what exactly => perl? theo => prickish, yes theodore kaczynski => the answer. theology => not necessaruly related to religion, chip. :-) theonion => funny or slightly repetitive theonly problem with crlf => that it is four characters. theoretically, mail => Jeff's responsibility, but he's got food poisoning. theory => painful but useful(sort of). Better to know it than not. theory behind helpdesk => a contradiction. theory being that this person => the bottleneck, and the whole thing will work much better once their load has been distributed onto several other people. ther => a adduser there => a function call for it? there => a function call for it? there => a function call for it? there it => ... teardrop mk 2 ... thermal paper => expensive, if you have an older fax machine. thesaurus => another word for queue. thikns cubby => not here. thik|cock => about as lame as you can get. thing => it's working with \lembit's linux _04 ok. I am inclined to suspect ActiveState thing about anonymous arrays => the only way to get to them is through references. thing about being an sa => that there is no shortage of jobs. Neuron_ could have another job in less than 48hours paying at least what Neuron_ make now. thing about it is, raven- => in a bit of a pickle thing about mistakes => that when i see them i go "hmmm... this isn't how i think it should be... am i wrong?" thing being described => inanimate, so `bastard' is peculiar. thing between /'s => the regular expression thing here => that Winkola go 30 seconds to a minute with no traffic movement. thing i like most => the easy by which it can be extended. thing is, dan => pissed because he thinks its unfair that I should pay Kaney when he hasn't done all the work himself. thing is, merlyn => a business owner (isn't he?) that has an interest in Perl. thing is, the entire thing => in the faq, code and all thing is, wm2 => slower than windowmaker thing is...he => a wizard thing l-bomb like about it => when/if your desktops do crash, evrything will come back up as before, same state, everything thing of beauty => a joy forever. thing roderick was thinking of => RFC 2076, "Common Internet Message Headers". X-UIDL in particular isn't in there, though. thing t0ny has done => use a =~ and if it returns true it still searches, maybe t0ny could make it break out as soon as it has found the first thing that => really pissing me off about san jose is that the only potentially cool venue is overrun with death metal bands thing that gives purl away => he answers too fast ;) thing winkola has been reading => that a lot of people are focused on complex programs which we expect/know will fail. thing with perl => that the original docs are in either .pod files or in the same format embedded in the various .pm files, and even other perl executables thing with purl => the last one on has priority thing you're thinking => a bigint actually isn't. It got overwritten somewhere else in your code, or was never valid to being with. thing you're thinking => a bigint actually isn't. It got overwritten somewhere else in your code, or was never valid to being with. thing you're thinking => a bigint actually isn't. It got overwritten somewhere else in your code, or was never valid to being with. thing you're thinking => a bigint actually isn't. It got overwritten somewhere else in your code, or was never valid to being with. thing you're thinking => a bigint actually isn't. It got overwritten somewhere else in your code, or was never valid to being with. thing, but _d0c_ => a novice, very very novice thing, roderick => not sure why. thing.pl < foo => like cat foo | thing.pl thingie => made global things are strange here. it => always very important that longhair_ provide input. then they do the opposite. things concentric => very lagged. things html coding => not possible thingy => any number of perl constructs think => <reply> before you drink. think about it even at 100k it => still cheap considering how much they are paying for engineers nowdays :> think at => allowed though think bugoid => gonna go to sleep now think everyone here => a fsckin' Einstein. think kde => ugly think kill -9 1 $name => a good idea think of components. => the networking stack part of the OS? think rude => only here in spirit at present. think t0ny => gonna jump forward to chapter 10 then go back :)) think t0ny dont like => the seperate 'count' file, this is what t0ny want to avoid with a dbfile think that pudge => only slightly cooler than the big lebowski think the pod => broken out in a separate file in the dist. think win95 => pretty cool thinking => a crime, thats what I was told by crimethnk thinking perl => really not a common state of mind thinks "my bad" => like "that'll learn ya" thinks "pudge" => truth in advertising thinks "wow, this => quite possibly the warmest beer I've ever tasted" thinks #eboai => a real old IRC channel, like #root thinks #perl => one of the few channels where the gods actually hang out... and argue over nasty letters... thinks /kick => a convenient way to implement /ignore for everyone in the group :-) thinks 10 fl oz => too small for a Whipper Snapple thinks 137 => too close to 1337 to be real thinks 5.004_03 => too thinks 558 => the grand total of messages from his 'user. thinks 57c => uncomfortably warm thinks 57c => uncomfortably warm thinks 5am => too early to be up for anyone. thinks => thinks [petey => right thinks ^pudge => pretty darn cool thinks _leolo => mischaracterizing tied hashes thinks ``help! ][ntrepid => starting to sound like a M$oft business partner!'' thinks a gui for irc => just gratuitous thinks a lot of fuss => being made over rhapsody considering it's vaporware thinks a pa => a good idea thinks a terminator => the way to go, for now. thinks abigail => about to kickban purl. thinks adze => not being very specific thinks amagosa => just buttering up Amy-. ;-> thinks amazon.com => gonna get some business today :) thinks animation => thinks anoncvs => cool thinks arkuat => a 'bot. thinks ascii- => kidding, but will look for it anyway :) thinks asking for help => cool, but giving the person the whole code is annoying thinks axxx => crusing for a bruising thinks b5 => one reason why ey ought to get a teevee someday thinks bjork => pretty hot... "OK, number nine?" thinks blocking ads => good under all circumstances thinks blue in the face => better than blue in the xterm as somebody suggested in CLPM thinks bob => right thinks bob dylan's voice => an acquired taste... couldn't stand him as a kid thinks bud => unworthy of being mentioned on EFnet #perl thinks c-- => a very clever nick thinks catseye => tending to the keyboard wound on her boss's head thinks chingon => real close to making a breakthrough here... thinks comp => trolling thinks compat_* under openbsd => cool thinks cpan => trustworthy and Oh_SmiTt should download as much as possible thinks crab => anxious to see wet t-shirts thinks data::dumper => the shit thinks deaner => pretty cool, even if he does torture himself with Microsoft warez thinks defcon => in a newly constructed hotel because all the other ones know what defcon people do at those hotels :) thinks emacs => a leading cause of RSs thinks enforcing rules in bed => very stupid thinks enforcing rules in bed => very stupid thinks eval => damn scary thinks everthing => on the web thinks everyone here => asleep! thinks excession => thinks flesch => on drugs. thinks fois gras => almost as humane as veal thinks food => a good idea. thinks food => a good idea. thinks gardner => some sort of savant thinks gbacon => talking about big titties thinks gf => girl friend :-) thinks gun control => the way to hell thinks hamachi => thinks happiness => not the cure for everything ... hey, mr telephone company! let me pay lej's bill in happiness ! thinks he => using the broken perl. thinks he's going weird: => using </li> good HTML style, or just stupid? thinks her question => off-topic, but doesn't know where to ask thinks hiro => having a wet dream again. thinks his => 'don't get caught' thinks his lucky nickel => safe thinks his news server's isp => getting smurf-ed again thinks his roomate => going to get some Karma and the whole neighborhood will hear. thinks his subconscious => a scary thing. thinks if($summ =~ m/^y/) {} => valid thinks intels salvation => delivered by a guy in a funny red suit with horns and a tail thinks io::* => rules and OO is the way to go thinks irc => not a good place to discuss these sorts of things.. it leads to misunderstandings and people getting angry thinks it => almost done thinks it funny that qw[jeff] => calling himself a perl hacker now thinks it funny that qw[jeff] => calling himself a perl hacker now thinks jeff => trolling again. thinks jigga => something one encounters at the titty bar. thinks jumbali => still iterating &header; thinks kilbaniar => on bad drugs thinks kjj => having a good day. thinks lej => very familar with the sound *splat*. thinks lej's watch => fast thinks lembit => right. thinks lenzo => thinks lenzo => thinks leolo => even more garrulous than arkuat thinks longhair_ => ready for the revolution... thinks m// in a list context => the shit thinks mac os x => a weird value of 'think different' thinks megster => confused. thinks merlyn => having waaaaaay too much fun thinks misaka => a tease thinks mod_perl => okay thinks most everything => evil after using NeXTSTEP thinks nbu => being harsh on the infosource thinks now => a perfect time for amagosa to give appropriate gifts to girlfriend to be. thinks nt => good for running Exceed so that you can log into a Unix machine thinks nudity => better than gore thinks openboot => real cool thinks openbsd at us$ 30 => a better deal thinks openbsd at us$ 30 => a better deal thinks ora => the funk thinks orwants code => illegible thinks perl => cool thinks perl really => the language of the Network thinks petey => actually at home, but logging work ;) thinks phest => actually Bill Gates thinks piping ls-lr to a file => thinks pudge => suffering from enoui... thinks purl => too clever for her own good. thinks pw => okay, but really hates the lovemongers. yuck! thinks qw[jeff] => still damned, but won't be killed abend's abigail (tonight) thinks randal => about to get lots of books. thinks random => just bored :> thinks roy7's math => screwed. thinks rude => merely tired of listening to jeff. ;) thinks rudefix => a troll thinks russia => connected by a transatlantic string and cups thinks saepo => not listening. thinks safety glass => cool thinks salma => ok too thinks sb => cute :) thinks sextuple-u => cool thinks she => single thinks sirc => a tremendous improvement over ircII :) thinks slavegrl => watching the wrong channels... thinks snivilization => very good programming music thinks socket; sux. oo => the way to go thinks something => wrong if he has to escape all the @ in the perl distribution thinks ssh => cool. thinks stupid => a cgi-lib.pl caveman thinks stupid_ => smoking crack thinks t&a => a perfect reason to bother thinks teratogen => starting to glow thinks that 1 => the most unlikely value for the number of gods. thinks that => quite pricy thinks that abend => nothing but an old school play'ah wannabe! thinks that amagosa => a mall rat thinks that arkuat => one bad mofo thinks that ascii => very sensitive thinks that automounter => the lewdist of all keywords thinks that bar hopping => never expensive when you only go to places that serve genny ice thinks that bdphil => looking for love in all the wrong places thinks that bff => much like old joe jackson thinks that contact => the best movie he's ever seen. EVER. thinks that cpan => far more useful ... and upstanding thinks that enemy => experimenting with surrealism. thinks that fmh => having some trouble typing... thinks that for most user => linux better than freebsd as most things will compile out of the box thinks that gardner => copping out the grumpy old man! thinks that gnustep => legit, 2 legit 2 quit. thinks that gp => *amazing* thinks that inactivex => dangerous and very very irritating. thinks that inn => adorn with porn thinks that irc => ruining his sense of spelling and grammar thinks that java => slower than molasses through a tin horn thinks that jeff => IN hanson, but he's just not talking thinks that jjohn => acting like vmlinux thinks that jodie foster => having john hinckley jr's baby thinks that joel => thinks that kobaz => running perl on a trash-80 and liking it! thinks that lej => a redneck in spirit thinks that lembit => baiting him. here rudefix, rudefix, rudefix thinks that merlyn => very brave for playing with _61 :-) thinks that naming 5.005 => like naming your penis or your guitar thinks that next black => making petey satanic thinks that perlscript => only used by crack addicts. thinks that peteso => selling porn or crack or both thinks that petey => more manly than the rest thinks that pudge => a closet "master of the pan flute", second only to zamfir! thinks that qw[jeff] => up past his bedtime thinks that richard simmons => a much better dresser than the christ thinks that roy7 => a mad, mad (computer) scientist thinks that rudefix => trolling thinks that rudefix => trolling thinks that spamford => going to be an owner of a smut-shop thinks that tera => adorn with porn thinks that teratogen => on the verge of a hit song thinks that the only real perl => the one that can be run on the Atari 600 thinks that the solution => for cerkit to want to do something else. :) thinks that this y2k problem => a way for the computer-illiterate majority to act paranoid and appear on tv! thinks that tkil => very lucky or sexy or both thinks that tom_g => really a closet Bud drinker thinks that typing "/umode +i" => a lot easier than thinking of regexps to throw away spammers. thinks that while (<fh>) => useful, but he wishes it didn't induce people to hallucinate strange meanings for <FH> thinks that wuuru220 => right if you have unlimit thinks the answer probably => Net::IRC anyway thinks the bug => that the second one is array... thinks the bug => that the second one is array... thinks the cia => too clueless to have figured out IRC yet thinks the documentation => very programmer-friendly. He is endeavouring to write a user-friendly tutorial at this very moment, however :) thinks the faq => goofy bordering on useless sometimes thinks the future => thinks the irc3 specification => quite good but it has few provisions for netsplit type deals between database servers to amagosa's knowledge. thinks the lag => lagged. thinks the limiting factor => the hardware on the PC-clone MB thinks the red book => one of the best he owns. thinks the sky => falling thinks the volume criterion => not a mesure of how good a book can be - esp. in perl thinks the waite book => online. thinks there => external communication going on thinks there already => a 5x sized Newton. thinks this => better than TV thinks tht leslie => a very dangerous woman... thinks tkil => taking his feed directly from above thinks truecynic => confusing him with somebody that gives a dam. thinks truecynic => confusing him with somebody that gives a dam. thinks umask077 => actually a somewhat clever nick thinks visual basic => the way to go thinks warecow => confusing #perl with something almost but not completely unlike clpm thinks whitespace => overrated thinks who => that guy...? thinks who => that guy...? thinks x on nin64 => a freaky notion thinks yael => more fun than a party in you pants thinks zaknafin => ultra-cool thinks zon => Zon-ed out thinks, abigail => underpaid for being right so often thinks, although frito => an interesting #perl mascot, he's about to be kicked for over-herming thinks, er => over, Sienfield isn't on, no World Series, Perl Conference, no Super Bowl, no Usenix meeting, were could eveyone be. thinks, not only => ignorance bliss, sometimes it's the right thing thinks, perlscript => WEB....KICK/BAN/BAN mooooooooooooooooo thinx this => a very cool channel third argument => ignored if the file already exists. third date rule => <reply> q[merlyn] usually goes by the third date rule third something => optional. this => <reply> That's for me to know, and you to find out. this article => the most unbelievable pack of self-denying bullshit Stupid has ever read. this book => older than I thought ... it says perl3 is the latest. Ignore me :) this book says pvcs => by intersolv this channel => quiet .. this eval thing => very kewlin this faq => quite nice ;) this list => harsh... and you can put the dictionary back in your this new monitor => going to take smoe getting used to :) this pain thing => starting to piss mandrake off this pcs shit => neat. this pdf.pm => retarded. this perlscript thing => pretty cool. this place => jumping this reselling/referral stuff => this sentence => this stuff => strange. this time l-bomb really => getting that coffee this xfiles => a little gruesome thnx, (will use a book though, => quicker than man) :) tho 40 ammo => lots more money tho cranberry lamic => really tasty tho there => an rusage module by JHI out there. tho, to be honest, abend => prefer unix for anything serious thomm -> => that module built into perl itself? thomm => still trying to figure out a way to iterate over each key of nested hashrefs in a single loop. thomm think thomm may be a bit over thomm's head. thomm agree. the post => a tad black and whitish. ...but thomm thought the post was making a case for saying they were `related' not unrelated. thomm wasn't criticizing...i => often criticized thomm for narrow opinions on `good' cinema so thomm will just shut up. thomm was just curious why you thought it was the BEST. thomm's bet => their using canned objects and if they needed a custom webOb they'd be sol thomm, nigel => using 1.1814 which comes after 1.811 thorfy think that re: => the canonical short form for Regarding: in business letters... and that's almost certainly where the email and usenet usage of it comes from. thorny crucifix of +v => a mere annoyance. those are unix editors. emacs => available for Windows (NTEmacs) thoth => tchrist. thoth bet president bill => subhappy as well. :-) thoth guess thoth => going to have to go and figure it out. thoth's roommate is struggling with incomplete multiuniverse knowledge. Sigh. thoth has two titles thoth => going to refer you to. thoth murr => sure you approve of that quote, don't you? thoth there => a dark secret here: Murr hate skiing. thoth's => declare and assign a local variable (lexical scoping) thoth's cod9 => below. thoth's head => mudding here. thoth's latin dictionary => two floors beneath thoth. thoth's name => still on Divine Right's list of playtesters, which mjd found a few months ago to his great shock and thoth's continued amazement. thoth's point => that these little thingies go on forever. thoth's problem => increasingly that you didn't read perlfaq4. though _melody_ => Catholic though actually arkuat => drinking red wine though amagosa => unsure if process accounting logs arguments. though bholzman => not sure. though boudin => blood sausage though f0rker => on a PC now, cuz it's f0rker's only way to connect to the net. though freebsd => a definite option though if purl => building an LoL later on, now is a good time to do it. though it => perl related.. though it stinks hiro => planning to get out though jvc don't know if there => a complete set of man pages in web format anywhere. though mathematica => highly cool. though murr => too loyal to the native OS to switch though r => having a little trouble understanding how to use the debugger properly.. though the return value => often useless. though the vmail author => right, qmail's message queue sucks, speed-wise, compared to what it could be with a few design changes. though tracing throug vb => not fun though tracing throug vb => not fun though twist of caterer => pretty nice! though us => supposed to be a free market. though winkola suspect pudge => going to be up there, too. ;) thought => was janina for a minute thought purl => someone else thought that was yoda. "there => no try. Do, or do not." thought you'd think so .but it => a excellent embeded SBC language thrase -> => this colon bols? thrase => all grepped out thrase guess thrase => too lazy to learn new things :-) thrase map => way too fucking cool. stop it, or you'll ice-up thrase the k6 => 208Mhz...83x2.5 thrase, $, => for print @a thrase, it => a few lines, should a2jfreak paste it to msg (if you are willing to help) thread => interesting too. thread? that whole show => about sex. threading => being prepared for 5.005. Check http://www.perl.com for more info and a beta. threads => a form of multitasking ??? threads are crap and compiler => disappointing threads for threads sake => silly. :) threat of war => often the best preservation of peace. three => a good number three chars => way too much to type three month uptime => mundane for Linux/*BSD three, no. dearth => lack of. threedaze => definitely nt-saddled throat => about gone. that's what q[merlyn] get for yelling in noisy bars the last two nights. :) throbbing.co.ck => evil...... throughput => not too good usually. and amanda can limit throughput as well throwing iis out => not an option.. throws out that berkeley db => damn fast thru a temp var => easiest thunder => icing thus => is a False Wizard, and must be cast out. thus a 10d array => just as fast to access as a 2D array (for the program, anyway). thus open(template) => looking for a file called "TEMPLATE" in the cwd. thus parawork => worrying about it thus q[merlyn]'s problem => entirely with Tom. thus your apparent disparity => self-deceptive. ti-92 => a 16mhz 68000 based calculator ti-basic => for TI series calculators ti92 => about as powerful as a classic tias => <reply>Try It And See! tic => not exactly AS tic-as => what our company is working on right now... it's a plain-english runtime environment that uses plain-english programs tid => bigger, but Parkes has it in the class department. It's gorgeous. tie => bind a variable to an object class or a thing a management-d00d hangs around eir neck tie'ing a hash to a dbm => very easy. FarArden think you would find a good example in the perldoc's somewhere. maybe perltie? tie::ixhash => the stock answer for that. tied $var => of class Tie. tied filehandle => it then. tied hash => used the same as any old hash... tieing => the bee's knees, the very wasp's elbows tiff => nice for non-lossy compression. tiffany-amber theissen => 24 today. :) tiger woods => playing there tiger.census.gov => very useful -- it just required plugging in the right zip code and then clicking on a map a few times until Freiheit was looking at a pin in the right part of the right city block. tigerlily => an awesome perl-based client. But it's for lily, not IRC. Although the new one has subprocesses and a toy IRC mode. tight => <REPLY>I knew a girl like that once. tight coupling => generally bad. tight perl script => <REPLY>I knew a girl like that once. til => at http://til.info.apple.com/ or at http://til1.info.apple.com/ tilapia => a pretty cool fish tile think origin => being sued over it tile thought .pl => a nono tile's favorite part => /eval tile, you assume $cn => a scalar. tiledgill.ppm => pretty cool. tilex => a cool name. tillamook => the worst Intel codename tim => not a "perl person" tim brune => an englishman? tim bunce => more of "the" DBI guy. He's co-authoring the book with Alligator. tim o'reilly => a clever businessman. or the guy who owns O'Reilly and Associates. A normally excellent company, but sometimes its a BHPC. tim- => still confused timba1and => crude timberline => still open... running down pucci! timberline lodge => at 5500 timbuktu => fine, if you only use QWERTYs. time => return number of seconds since the system's epoch, usually 1970, but 1904 for Mac OS time here => 7:57 time out => over :) time out... qw[jeff] => called for holding... still time page => still frozen. time penalty => insignificant. Perl's regexps can run in time exponential in the length of the string. Mine can never take longer than linear time. time will tell, crime. fimmtiu => a big Mac fan, but Apple is its own worst enemy. time zone => set in a global variable, tzname. You don't want to be messing with that, you want to use (for the 3rd time), strftime(). time | $$ => a typo. time() => all seconds from jan1970 right? time, it => a built-in data type. why make your own? time::date => hopelessly constrained to post-epoch dates time::hires => a way to measure how long it takes to drink rootbeer time::local => time_t -maxint-1 => fri 13th december 1901 timelocal() => in the Time::local module, localtime is a builtin function, man perlfunc timelocal.pl => dead? timeout for the socket => governed by the TCP timeout, which is handed down from god times => return elapsed time for self and child processes times() => what give you things like wall time, system time, and user time timexes ran with a z80 which => a 8080 type chip timing => everything. timing out an event => feasible with alarm. timothy zahn => an excellent author timriker's brother => Alan Thomas... ;-) timtowtdi => the Perl slogan or There Is More Than One Way To Do It tin_ => a klb. tina => This Is No Acronym. tinc => <reply>There is no Cabal tinderbox => at http://www.mozilla.org/tinderbox.html tinkerbell => njt's secret identity. tiny3d => using win32 perl... =\ tipping over => a different story tis => possible to do? tit => tat titanic => great titanic, the sync bot, => almost done. title of the book => "Expert C Programming" titles. this letter => just ^Pudge's pent up frustration at not having the boston tits and ass => <reply> Dance, 10; Looks, 3 tivoli => owned by IBM. I'm not surprised. or http://www.tivoli.com tivoli experience => a plus tizzo, purl => your own best minion :-) tk => evil. or actually it's not really tk so much as tcl that's evil tk can be slow, true .. but it => soooo easy to do everything in. tk.pm => 3.1 megs!!! tki:i have, and it => not difficult. It is just like using any other filehandles, Tkil. tkil -> => there an FAQ about ripping perl code? ;) tkil -> amagosa => physchic and in a really good mood. tkil -> but a bar => not public. It is owned by a person or persons who should have the right to decide if people can smoke in their bar or not tkil -> if the module => a "C interface to a library" then testgosa is assuming testgosa can't do the rip thing eh? tkil -> methane => probably bad for you. tkil -> so what => rip a module? tkil -> the tetra.net domain => mine. All those users that don't have email accounts any more are still receiving mail. tkil -> the tough decision => do amagosa ask her now or wait and see. Timing is everything. tkil -> there => a point where the law is going too far. Taco sause is bad for you, would you have them ban that? tkil -> where => if its Date::DateCalc tkil ... so this => strictly a beginner book? tkil => quite the expert on AIX ... no sarcasm he is. or at http://www.hemi.com/~tkil/nukestock-97/tkil-axe.jpeg tkil almost => tempted to do what the regex BM algorithm does, although it's sneaky. tkil ask again... who => lara croft? tkil believe it => intended to make interning some symbols possible under use strict refs. tkil but => not very informative on Solaris tkil don't think srand/rand() => designed to be portable in that sense. tkil figure tkil => safe, so long as Tkil just think it. tkil guess tkil => trying to see if it's the extra info that 'index' is extracting that is causing the slowdown. tkil hope the "api" => obvious enough? :) tkil it => tkil kinda... tiny3d => splitting up the array into sub arrays nested into a new array... tkil like <yow> tkil. (or => it <zippy>?) tkil repeat: tkil => NOT arguing with you. tkil surely :) wuuru221 => willing to read them during a month already, but have not yet done it, regretfully :) tkil suspect this => one of your tri-yearly sillies. you'll be your usual cold self tomorrow morning, Tkil is sure. tkil the dump out => basically print Data::Dumper->Dump([%ZZ]); tkil there => _no_ DOS with takign a nick tkil think longhair => using Net::IRC, [IIRC!] tkil think stupid => talking about turning static (compile-time-const) hash ref lookups into array indexes ... tkil think the goal => to have: { Tkil's $a; $a = \$a; } ... garbage-collect $a tkil think tkil => off to attempt to make the 6:20 bus. tkil too, tkil => getting ready to do screen scraping hell. :( tkil wonder if there => a good phrase for creating requirements/func spec's "on the fly" as it were. tkil wonder if tkil => truncating something, then. just a sec. tkil" basically, _thomm => just pissed right now. :) tkil'll answer "yes", but tkil => sure there are exceptions. it's The Perl Way. tkil's => *file* scope, not *package* scope. tkil's advice => to write a few throwaway simple scripts to get a feel for it. tkil's chipset => intel, but Tkil's CPU is Cyrix. tkil's client => too gentle. tkil's current scheme => to simply procrastinate until all other options have expired, then do whatever's left. tkil's entire screen => very dark. just without the gieger-ish backgrounds that the E people seem to like. :) tkil's favorite => when Tkil was doing: print $fh; tkil's favorite trick => to load the %opts hash with all Tkil's defaults, get opts, and run. tkil's feeling on it => that if it doesn't handle lots of signals, it should be fine. "lots" here is multiple-per-second, with high probability of reentrant handlers. tkil's friend => playing with 2.1.91.1 (or something like that), looks like the tcp xmit code is hurting: tkil's god, that => SOOO disturbing. :) tkil's head hurts, so tkil => drinking heavily. tkil's idea of eye candy => watching the cute girls on the pearl street mall during the summer. *sigh* tkil's initial answer => "almost certainly no". tkil's initial guess => that @length[0,1] isn't what you think it should be. tkil's isp => probably getting buggered again. :( tkil's mobo => rock steady at 75MHz bus, dunno about 83 (250 = 83*3). Tkil can't boot Tkil's current processor at it, but that's because 6x86 only has 2x and 3x multipliers, no 2.5x. tkil's next step => to play with the demand dial stuff. tkil's only concern => that Tkil has some 1000 cds entered into Tkil's personal db, with release dates and classifications. Tkil need to consider how to migrate without losing the extra info. tkil's penmanship => probably illegible to anyone who doesn't know "Grafitti" anymore... tkil's point => that perlop is the 6th on the list in "man perl"... and that includes man perl. tkil's solution => easier on memory than an in memory HoL tkil's typing => getting worse rapdily. tkil's understanding => that it is copper, end to end, continuous. tkil's vocabulary => failing Tkil. tkil, => there any reason that I should upgrade .. tkil, actually amy_ => (attempting to) help someone else, but Amy_ don't think that's the problem. Gonna telnet into their shell tkil, ahh, where => "make Person the default package" tkil, ahh, where => "make Person the default package" tkil, amy- => saying Amy- hate everything but CS and friends tkil, amy_ => not using encrypt or decrypt, but Amy_ suppose Amy_ could do it that way :) tkil, but this => perl5.004_05 that is coming out now. tkil, but what => declare the variable? tkil, don't do it! #linux => evil! tkil, fimm => right tkil, hmm => it as good as tetris? tkil, joebloe => always looking for new vaguely interesting stuff/music/whatever tkil, joebloe don't think perl => ever going to work for values between 2**31 and 2**32 tkil, maxx => trying to encrypt a file. tkil, nah, first => required, it's more optional to allow the others via commandline.. they'd most probably be used through pipes tkil, p5p => cacaphony tkil, still, amy_ => fed up with ^ :), and UNIX tkil, thank you.. the m => definately for the ^$, I got that one.. was confoozled about mixing the two tkil, that => more C like, actually, but the activation blocak is preservered somehow, tkil, the code => unnecessary tkil, the problem => goss has lines where b can be some stupid bizarre URL with = and ? and & in it. It chokes. tkil, think \lembit => gonna have to head to that. :) tkil, undernet #linux => better than EFnet #linux IMHO tkil, we don't. the net => actually *slower* than several years ago. Traffic grows faster than bandwidth. tkil, well, it => funny, and they make themselves look stupid :) tkil, where => maxx paste it, and you can try to find out, ok? tkil, who => that? tkil, who => that? tkil, you were right. it => definitely "similar" to what you said. tkil, you're right deep, => usually used for copying strings, not just member to member... tkil; atomik => trying to make it look for a file, buit things like "if ( -f /bin/ls )"" require knowing whre say "ls" is tkil; on solaris /etc/passwd => rebuilt by /bin/passwd and /etc/shadow is built by pwconv tkil> ok the file => tkil> oops, the-drago's c++ => talking ;) tkil> wrodslist => a filehandle tkill => what majix called majix's tty program killing script :) tkiltoo -> amagosa => willing to bet CSr ircds send that, and hybrids don't. tkirc => nifty -- it's a front-end for ircii, and it supports "hot URLs". it's at http://www.north.de/~atte/tkirc/ tkirc? => that new? tkperl => dead, rudefix's friend. tks, the neg value => what BlueCoder needed tkweb (tk-b10++) => up & running - it is already a perl based graphical tkweb => a perl-based web browser. tkweb ? this => an *alleged* browser - someone just mentioned it off the cuff tla => a Three Letter Acronym, which is closely related to an ETLA tlc => The Learning Channel tlp, that => tmaster => trying to setup the Internet Account Creation for Netscape, and it requires to write 2 bytes of data. tmbg => They Might Be Giants tmi => <reply> Too Much Information! tmi/ui => Too Much Information / User Interface tmmb => <reply> The Mighty Mighty Bosstones tmmm => The Mythical Man-Month, by Fred Brooks. tmp2 => just being replaced with substituted text -- soemthing is beiing deleted. tmpmerlyn's laser pointer => getting a nice workout. tmpval => a strcpy of the data Rasieur want tmt, => this gonna be one of those whipped cream can sagas? tmtowtdi => <reply> No, there isn't. Shut up. tmtowtdi => <reply> No, there isn't. Shut up. tmtowtdi purl => the best teacher then tmtowtdi so this => what you do on this chanel talk shit about people that don't know perl tmtowtdi that => the idea tmtowtdi's favorite => the old rm -rf .* one level down from / tmtowtdi's feeling => that in his element, away from all those things taht annoy him, tchrist is probably a real nice guy tmtowtdi's stomach => demanding food, says if I don't eat it's taking tmtowtdi's liver hostage tmtowtdi's understanding => that Intel is moving toward RISC... tmtwotdi => an ontological statement not a epistemlogical one tmtwotdi => an ontological statement not a epistemlogical one tmw => cursed with a mac? tn3270 => using the TELNET protocol to transport the 3270 datastream. tncx> => it perhaps in /usr/local/lib/perl5? tng => pure predictable soap. By far the worst of the ST's. tng furniture => very cool. Voyager furniture sucks. tnt => running season 2 right now weeknightly at 7:00 EST tnx, crab, but tom_g => just about to leave. to #debian it => then to amagosa's knowledge there => no bridges.edu to ask for a damn url => BEING RUDE? to avoid the auto-rejoin that => always on with auto-away to bad lstat => taken. to be honest, cb34 => making a billing report that goes to excel not html... to be or not to be => FF! to become digital.. that => |n|'s goal to blove, which => a corruption of `to bluff'. to check it out arkuat => going to have to cut away from this conversaation and start pawing through CPAN to chipdude the key question => when Perl decides to call it. to crimethnk, that => a non-reason, for the reason crimethnk game. to determine if $name='john' => in ('john', 'mary', 'bill')? to dine out in switzerland => 3x here (well, in Geneva), in Germany 2x here, in France and England 1.5x here. to do otherwise => to open the door to challenging the past. to each => own to err => human. to execute a remote script => easy, yes .. but, it never returns ... which i dont want to geld => to castrate to grep => to find to hell with her, penth => writing it in Perl. ;) to irc as root => to demonstrate about the same brains as a man in a thunderstorm waving a lightning rod and standing in a copper tub of salt water yelling "ALL GODS ARE BASTARDS!" to irc as root => to demonstrate about the same brains as a man in a thunderstorm waving a lightning rod and standing in a copper tub of salt water yelling "ALL GODS ARE BASTARDS!" to iterate => human. to lzh it => an unexpected behavior given that the documentation makes no mention of it. to make shure "hello" => all kobaz has to me 20 users => a big channel to me microsoft => yet another sign of global US imperialism to me, it => a solid line. :-) to mule, or not to mule. that => the question. to oink => porcine, to baa is ovine, to grep is ? to override one which => defined in a module g0rilla wanna use to perl or not to perl, that => the question. to perl, 'perljam' => a number also :) to program or => there more to it? to q[merlyn], intersting => playing with new languages, new editors, etc etc etc. to q[merlyn]... filename => the whole thing to qw[jeff], lwp => Lotus WordPro... let qw[jeff] run perl to remove that thought to recurse => divine. to replace "this => one sentence Hi there." to make it "This is another sentence. Hi there." to reverse a crypt => not possible to say thatjava => our saviour and it is great and good and SUFFICIENT when people still give a damn about different things is just ludicrous. to see if the connection => still running to see what the if else => doing, DO manually define, JUST to see what'll happen to see which server => faster to split in '@', where => split /@/ ... to stdout or what => defiend as that to tell the truth, crane^ => indeed wondering about the letter of the law wrt persistence. crane^ think crane^ is ok with the following.... to tell the truth, nt => much much slower than lej's Linux box at booting to tell you the truth, rudefix => surprised that he has an earing. it somehow doesn't fit with his classical music and hiking and stuff. to test a string, use eq. "=" => for numbers. to test whether the net => becoming too acidic to support life. to test whether the net => becoming too acidic to support life. to test whether the net => becoming too acidic to support life. to test whether the net => becoming too acidic to support life. to test whether the net => becoming too acidic to support life. to the masses, solaris => some wierd, obscure OS. to the north => Michigan. Indiana also has the honor of bordering lake Michigan, the only great lake contained entirely within the borders of the US. to tkil, tagging => severely limiting what is in the file. but that's just Tkil, you might have different definitions. to worry about if something => done right just to satisfy the authors sense of "correctness" tobacco => outa here, though. tobacco mosaic virus => a famous one. today => Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week today it => not working today's access => Free !</a></center> today's dilbert => pretty punny. today's representation => "mail" :-) today, cow flatulence => a major factor today, leolo => loged in on a genuine VT220!!!! today? today => awesome here in san hose todays goofy url => http://shell.rmi.net/~bslatner/humor/pournell.html todays quote => : "Lo! Men have become the tools of their tools" -- Henry David Thoreau todd whitener => much better on guitar than whatshisface from AIC toeten => kill tofu => ideal for quick and tasty dishes. togtog => the youngest child, out of three. togtog is the only normal one togtog guess its because perl => supposed to be for handling text only. Why would anyone want to add Tk to the package? :/ togtog think its working, $! => bogus togtog's brother => smart and all but he thinks togtog should to stupid for him. togtog's page dumper => working. Now to try Intellicast tohminsu => kidding. toiletgod => doing pretty well so far. toke => <reply> hehhehh... hehhhehh... hehehh.. toke.c => a beautiful beautiful work of art. token thing => not the recdescent thing tokk => looking for a good perl "newbie" tutotial, can anybody recommend tokk one? toldyouso => If some little upstart said "toldyouso" to me when I was paying him $50 an hour I'd smack him upside the head toldyouso.com => his own business toldyouso.com => his own business toldyouso.com => his own business toldyouso.jpg um.... => nasty tom => tchrist tom and nat's perl cookbook => not done, to crimethnk's knowledge. tom baker => amagosa's favorite Doctor. tom c => joseph**2 for self-righteousnous tom christiansen => Omniscient trash / Mr. Con Antithesis / In shortest, manic! or the OTHER Tom or an anagram for "Insert Macintosh" tom it would be cool => the operative phrase. Doing it Excession would mean It Would Be Tedious tom p => just like that in real life too. tom pheonix => a great instructor...and merlyn has some great jokes :) tom phoenix => one of the top posters in c.l.p.m tom well, if that => an issue for a more general fix, Tom's fix did not fix that much, did it? tom's => ts=8 tom's ^o macro => the shit. opens and closes {} and puts the curson in between and indented tom's client => preciousss tom's number => 576-4823. tom's stuff => so out of date. tom, \mjd'll bite. what => it? tom, a smurf attack => when a fake ping request goes out as a broadcast to a whole network of machines. They all ping reply...to the faked address which is the address of the victim tom, heh, pine => tom, if be => smart, they will port Be OS to the Rhapsody Core OS. :-) tom, no the memory => freed on each loop through tom, prolly the fastest laptop => a apple mac g3 thing tom, why => that? tom\d+ => a persistent MF... tom_g => Tom Grydeland, a physicist from Norway, a diehard Perl addict and a no compromise vi user. Emacs is for weenies! tom_g agree totally. tom_g => just worried about people not used to Perl which have to read Tom_G's code afterwards. tom_g can agree to that. vim => nice, so Tom_G use that. Tom_G don't mind "vanilla" vi if that's the only thing available. tom_g can imagine. tom_g => finishing Tom_G's Master's thesis these days. The figures are a real pain. tom_g excession => a perl neophytte. tom_g know tom_g => supposed to know, but what's an eggdrop bot good for? tom_g sincerely hope tom_g => never stuck on Windows with no escape. tom_g there => one it is on an ftp and when pipi___ try to dl it it says pipi___ dont have access ?!? tom_g'll agree that tcl => more easily embedded and extended. tom_g's experience => that native english speakers sometimes have great difficulty separating similarly sounding words. its/it's, their/they're/there etc. tom_g's machine => named after the Scientology Devil tom_g's review of typ21d => not very kind. tom_g's university => going to use NT for the undergraduate CS lab. tom_g, excession => writing a piece of obfuscated code for Thrase. And he's taunting Excession 'you cant do it without help'. tom_g, hehe. well the admin => a good friend of mine. he just doesn't have a lot of time on his hands. hmm.. maybe he'll let Ascii install it. :) hehe. Ascii doubt it, but Ascii could try. tom_g, i think the phrase => tom_g, riley1 => on redhat 4 with perl 5.003 package installed tom_g/o => inherently expensive. The cost of your print might dwarf the cost of the array lookup. tom_g> => *yfronts = \$thing[$dooodah] the same as $yfronts = \$thing[$dooodah] though? tom_g> if the software => drool proof then you end up with a hardware problem, gummy drool on the keyboard usually tom_gr's file cabinet => too small tom_gr, tony-- => trying to sort in a nested structure tomato => <reply> You say 'tomato', I say 'dumbass'. tomb raider => just annoying. like having a shitty job :) tomc => holding the webbed man pages hostage to the screwup of some GNU web clericlal? tomc => holding the webbed man pages hostage to the screwup of some GNU web clericlal? tomj => very grateful for your help tomj, 5.003 => insecure. CERTed even. tomorrow => Perl's birthday! he's 10! tomorrow \yrlnry => going to municipal court to file for \yrlnry's $500 damages. tomorrow on the hill => likely to suck. tomorrow q[merlyn] => in open class at home. tomorrow qw[jeff] => asking out qw[jeff]'s friend :) tomorrow winkola => going to put up some more, and also some poetry Winkola wrote. tomorry winkola => gonna go find out if Winkola's head is trying to explode. toms.exrc => not in the ls-lR listing from CPAN toms.nexrc => is toms.exrc updated for nvi toneei => building the worlds best shopping cart toneii => trying to examine the vars passed into the connect call... toneii agree that it => incorrect - Toneii just grabbed it from an old script Toneii had lying around toneii guess the moral => thet if you want help - state something incorrectly and they'll jump out of the woodwork to correct you - aks for help and they'll ignore you.... toneii's reeses => all GUI toneii's server isp => down so Toneii can't even test Toneii's script...just sort of waiting.... tones was wondering => it possible to have a perl script 'not' bomb out if it can't 'require' something? tonester => a confused beginner. tonic water => what gloes tonic water => what gloes tonight => a new one tony => t0ny or a tiger tony what => MCPAN? tony what kind of company => this and what do you do? tony, => this a problem you encounter frequently? tony, _think_. what => it surrounding? tony, a time_t => unsigned. tony, nt => no easier than Unix or the Mac OS or anything. NT merely hides its mistakes better. That of course, makes more work for you to track them down. grrrr. tony, s/compliment/complement/ => what joebloe was getting at :) tony, that => funny? tony, where => a PGP signature? tony- => just printing the error 11 faq now tony-- => trying to top up his knowledge, but if it is a problem I will remove him tony--'s access_log => missing something here tony--'s access_log => missing something here tony--'s surname => Kenny tony--... $this{links} => a hashref tony--... the st => just a shortcut tony. that's what mldbm => for. tony> => there an errata sheet on the ora website? tony> bailing out => prolly a good idea tony> eval(join('&& ',@words)) => another way i guess tony> or make a @array which => of pointers to hash elements tony> slow => a relative concept tony> wall => best tony> what => your exact irc name? tony> what page => that on? tonya h => a babe. tonya harding => Oregon's Most Famous Felon (merlyn is second :) too bad $+ => read-only now. $++++$***2 would've looked great in obfp too bad $^i => taken. too bad all that heat => wasted in warming the room instead of powering the PC. too bad amagosa => wearing amagosa's tchrist-proof vest, made from pure ignorance. too bad dc => apparently dead too bad dc => apparently dead too bad dcc => a really shitty protocol that utterly breaks with NAT or SOCKS. too bad f-secure => $99.00 ouch. too bad iconoclast => ten letters long, [petey too bad it => illegal to tape a phone conv. without permission or a warrant too bad joik => the butt of the sensability :/ too bad most of this mail => either intelligent or people begging to be flamed. too bad oxygen => a prescription gas =( too bad oxygen => a prescription gas =( too bad oxygen => a prescription gas =( too bad oznoid's karma => a bit different from kindred's too bad the author => an ass too bad the code => such a mess :) too bad the server => down right now too bad there => no "ama()" system call too bad tkil => too bad topper's scrollback => too bad. free software => the future. too err => human to moo is bovine too harsh to a girl who => annoying lej? too late, happy bob => too late, happy bob => too late. informix => dead too many clients at once => more like it too much reality => bad for you. too much, the attention span => irrelevant too mucn load? this => an SGI origin Cray 2000.... too quiet => <reply> lalalalalalalala tool => great tool singer maynard => a total freak -- in a very entertaining way top 20 => for the coutner. Borrom 60 is for the part that says" By UT Servies" top => rather lame. Glance is better top left key => and should always be esc ... top of an orchestral crescendo => often a tutti top software engineer => someone who writes code for top(1), of course! topaz => guaranteed to run in 2000 as well as it does now. :-) topher know topher => not to ask any questions but, topher islooking to hire a programmer and seeing that topher know little to nothing about cgi topher was wondering if any one could sugest someone? topic => Read the Perl Docs, Buy a Book, use Perl. Then ask a question. topic for #perl: who => this peer that keeps reseting everyones connection. topological sort => that you have a directed graph, and you want an ordering for the vertices so that A>B iff there is a directed path from A->B in the graph. topological sorting => a variation on depth-first search of a DAG. tor, => there a way to just extract the last three characters from a line? torek => a Unix guru. torg, kjj => not sure kjj follow - there's no encoding specified for the message, only for the attachments torgo => increasingly moving into semantics torgo murr => not surprised. 5.002 is a very different beast numerically from 5.004 torgo, ^pudge => not sure. that's not ^Pudge's bag. Murr would know. :-) torgo, how => "\xB5" instead of sigma that much better than some weird char instead of sigma? torgo, it => extremely important to use h2xs for *any* module you are planning to distribute torgo, jjohn => floored by the odd characters too. torgo, jjohn => floored by the odd characters too. torgo, no. that => silly. torgo, not really, unless @baz => big. torgo, that => what i flamed burnore on. torgox /think/ "w" => pack format they use in MIDI files, but TorgoX is not sure torgox => mailto:sburke@netadventure.net torgox dunno iso, but mla => <foo://bar> torgox is? "foo;" => a list context for foo? torgox suggest asking if this => the place to ask permission to ask whether one can ask a question. torgox think "hrvastka" => the Croat name for Croatia. torgox's dialtone => all crackly. It must be TorgoX's fault. I should get a better phone company. torgox's module gzipped => half the size of the zipped torgox, because sub foo {} => evaluated at compile-time and if(0) is eval'ed at runtime torgox, because sub foo {} => evaluated at compile-time and if(0) is eval'ed at runtime torgox, purl => tori => the Alpha and Omega of musical expressiveness. tori amos => putting out a new album come the beginning of May. "From the Choirgirl Hotel" or something. Really great disc. torleiv => close but don't get it right completely, especially not the declaration if Torleiv use strict tort elvis => lead singer of dread zeppelin. torture => lots of fun tosses \mjd. "oh, wait, => it dwarf-tossing season yet?" total annihilation => exusted from perl? totally blue => awesome, or where you talking about vim? toth => that guy ....that explains..... wiseass touch => a Unix command, and maybe a Perl function. tough decision. 98 => less hassle though tower of your knowledge => built on the stinky decaying husks of your past mistakes, Mindmagik. town itself => dead ... lej mean, nothing is open on the weekend. town's os => NewtonOS? tpb => The Princess Bride tpc => The Perl Conference, August 17-20, 1998, at the Fairmont Hotel in San Jose, California or http://conference.perl.com or The Phone Company (See "The President's Analyst") or The Perl Cookbook tpi => The Perl Institute tpj 9 => pretty cool tpj => at http://www.tpj.com/ or The Perl Journal, purl's friendly, quarterly Perl info in ink on dead trees. or Do purl a favor and subscribe. tpj article => buggy tpj version => quite a bit smaller tpj.com eh (tony-- => trying to get Tony--'s company to subscribe) tpj.com eh (tony-- => trying to get Tony--'s company to subscribe) tpj.com eh (tony-- => trying to get Tony--'s company to subscribe) tpj8 => ChipDude's print debut (at least ChipDude's _credited_ print debut). tr /\\//; => ok. tr => <reply> tr is transliterate character-by-character. If you start with 'alchemy', tr/clam hoy/nocryvet/ yields 'convert'. tr#\`##d => much prettier :) tr/ //g => wrong tr/+/ /; => more efficient. tr/// => transliterate a string tr/\000-\037//d; => a start. tr/a-z/a-z/ => wrong. tr/a-za-z0-9//cd => noticably faster than something like s/\W//g tr/a/b => better than s/a/b/g; probably. trace => just an example traceroute => special - the 10-net addr can still be traversed without it being 'visible' to the ourside world traceroute ftp://ftp.cdrom.com => something that goes through CRL traceroute http://www.perl.com => track => "springtheme" off pure guava tracking station => ditzy :-) tracking system => plural. tracking version numbers => _such_ a pain trackpoint => really good trademark => not subject to `fair use' exceptions. traditional ||or problem => $a = new IO::File "FMH" || die; where "FMH" is not false, so die() is never called. traffic => suddenly down to <1MB/minute traffic lights => <reply> I like traffic lights, but only when they're green. traffic on #unix => quite bizarre trailing slash => your friend. train => z"ug trance => cooler than your mother. trans id => the only way to do it after a form based auth method transaction layer => responsible for detecting the end of a transaction message. transfer => failing. bleh transform => worth looking at. if only to tie your brain into knots. transform => worth looking at. if only to tie your brain into knots. transformers => <reply> more than meets the eye translate => http://meta.idea.imsa.edu/~keithw/translate.html translation to a win32 script => left as an exercise to the reader. transportation => kinda expensive too ;-) transsexual tea time => plastic boobs and fig newtons traper, there => nothing wrong. What you describe is the way mail works. travolta => a big scientologist. treatment regimen => a dose of PRK. tree hudred => your goal? treefs => nifty, now amagosa need the source code to it :) tremolo => nice, the electronics could use some work. trend => dead. trepan => at http://www.trepan.com/ trepanation => the cutting of holes in one's skull trepanization => all the rage in #cgi trepanization => all the rage in #cgi trephine => the best tool to use for opening someone's skull. trial period => ended ... to run it I have to buy it :-( trick => not to make an ass out of yourself in the process. trick question! the answer => "We forge ourselves in the tradition of our ansestors. We are building an army of extraordinary magnitude..." trick question... chmod => always a system call, unless you mean a perl system("chmod") call... trick, => to keep those positions in engineering, so that their technical skills don't atrophy away. tricks => relatively good thanks, got some more books from amazon delivered today, right when I'm ready to place lej's next order :-) triddan => an angelica underlord triddin => a mediocre perl hacker or a weirdo tried staroffice, _saboo_ => not sure what happened. _saboo_ think _saboo_ had trouble getting it installed. tries to decide if this => really how he wants to spend the rest of his life... tries to hide => southernness tries to hide => southernness tries to remember what #4 => in Marathon... trig => cool trik, some of us think ora => nice too, but write for other good publishers trikstudy => a total beginner to perl, experienced in C++, java, rather extensively. trim => like this: $var =~ s/^\s+|\s+$/g;, or see perlfaq4. (Or ask purl about perlfaq for help.) trinity => more like a bicycle with a third out-of-round wheel ? trinity/quake3 => going to demand heaps more resources than the current Quake 2. tripp6 => sorta new to perl, this doesn't seem to work: $article = $index + ".art"; how can Tripp6 put whats in $index, with .art tacked on the back of it in $article? trix => trying to create a simple user lockout. If a user logs in, is then immediately check if the userid exists inside a readonly list, if not, display message and logout. trixert => sorry. trof, => this a joke question? trofeiny => asking an infinite sequence of loser questions that would be better addressed by having him read a book and try again next month. trofeiny know that this => not the place to ask this ... troff => good. but it's so excessively punctuational. trog => wrong. perl -d trog shi => not in solitary. He was the one who helped catching the guy who is in solitary and who helped writing a book about it trog. pascal => aweful. But, jjohn do remember it well. Perl expects that you can maintain your own types without handholding... trogl => a Canadian Government drone who needed a chainsaw real bad trogl's boss => trogl's boss => trogl, purl => likely mistaken. trogl, smail? where => sendmail? trogl, the code => in: in.coming as 06lst01.txt trogl. csv => what asylum3 is moving it out of .. csv=slow. thanks for the idea though. trogl> well oracle => more about bandwidth than cpu, I shoudl think the dec has better io bandwidth unless its an unusual pair of machines troll => <reply> o/~ Troll the ancient Yule Tide carol, fa la la la la LA la LA LA o/~ troll => <reply> o/~ Troll the ancient Yule Tide carol, fa la la la la LA la LA LA o/~ trolling => fun when we're the ones doing it. :) tron3, no, but there => a module on cpan tron3, no, but there => a module on cpan tron3, what => merlyns class? tron3> find2perl => great troops => way funny if you have not seen it yet. or at http://theforce.net/troops/ or a short film, a Star Wars spoof of COPS tropidera => q[merlyn]'s bar in La Grande, Oregon - or maybe it's a disease you catch from sex on the beach :-) trouble => a'brewin trouble is, nobody => putting them in toasters. ;) trouble with it => that it doesn't give you the first Foo trouble with log parsing, => that it is heavily biased towards Excession -- because Excession is only ever logging when Excession is online trouble with nicks => that you can't change them... nobody recognises you after wards trouble with weapon systems => that they are built by defense contractors and supported by politicians troz => zort backwards. trs-80 sioftware => stable. trs80 => reading perlfaq truck premium => half as much. $200/mo. true but mrsolo => making less than that right now true competition => good. true enlightenment => found in the documents - Buddha true id $str => the empty string. true if he filemode => 07777, otherwise false. true irony => that Tkil loathe RPGing... but the source / rule books make for interesting reading. true metric => "Win Boots Per Hour" WBPH true, august => still main season. true, but => it the server, the file format, the interface or the buzz word? true, but saintn => more intrested in carabian/gulf hurricanes, living on the gulf of mexico and all true, frame relay => edging the line, but it is not switched. true, mrsolo2 => been blessed so far true, rude. but that => the task, not the language. true, that => only if people will pay for the service true, the attraction => greater for the mer cube, but its inertia is greater too. true, unless there => some obsucre legit use for an OOB send. true. #perl => pretty damned dead atm. true. and ^pudge => not on tv. ^Pudge lied. true. but everything else => much nicer. true. home directory boxing => the way to go, -if- you aren't mired so deep as to make cutting over completely unfeasible. true. home directory boxing => the way to go, -if- you aren't mired so deep as to make cutting over completely unfeasible. true. maintainability => in the eye of the beholder. :) true. what does make me angry => when i think that is how bad people like this make the free software community look sometimes (for example in slashdot.org discussions) true. which => why Stupid_ put on Stupid_'s DBI gloves before using SQL. :) true/false => always scalar truecynic -> it => an eggdrop. /msg select Perl5Rules, /msg select pass password truecynic => running a package that checks about 400 hosts in 3 to 5 seconds truecynic feel something => cool if it can blow up or break other things elegantly. truecynic what => do it?? truecynic, nothing => unkillable to you. :D truecynic, that => EXACTLY jjohn's point truely? => that britspeak or just more next genius exemplified? trulyrandom => pretty magical truman show => highly recommended by fmh truman show => highly recommended by fmh truman show interview => at http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/980604.me.15.ram trumpet stuff in that => pretty cool truncate => shorten a file truncate() => in perlfunc(1) truncated tarball? what => that about? truncating => useful too...thanks... truss => not useful for mrsolo's situation since it is a daemon? trust => "Trust Ivaniva, trust purl. Everyone else... shoot 'em." trust goss, this => neatly modular. And disgustingly commented. And goss has not been paid yet. trust me this => easiest trust me this => easiest trust of others => not a virtue of the programmer. truth => <reply>You can't handle the truth! truth[0] => "Damn, where are veblen's shoes!" truth[0] => "Damn, where are veblen's shoes!" trw's data => often incorrect too. try `perldoc ipc::open3'. it => standard with Perl. try a /me => something try a \+ perhaps. maybe + => reserved? try a mirror. mozilla.org => nearly hosed already. try checking if s_ifchr => set, then Stupid guess. try it - worst it can do => flood the Internet and stop civilization as we know it try it => <reply> "Try it" is the other Perl motto. Programming in Perl is an empirical science, and an art. try it and see => the other perl motto or something you should do before bothering anyone with the stupid question "does this work?" try it and see => the other perl motto or something you should do before bothering anyone with the stupid question "does this work?" try perl -v ... what version => running? try perl -v ... what version => running? try perldoc dbi... dbi => a database independent glue layer... if you change from mysql to something else later you don't have to rewrite much, if anything. trying stuff out in perl => one hell of a lot easier than trying it out in C trying stuff out in perl => one hell of a lot easier than trying it out in C trying to debug code over irc => like chewing glass. trying to do pgp from perl => (so far) very difficult. Someday it could be easier, of course. trying to see if there => an "easy" way... tryme => <reply>/me is bored tryne, how => your nick pronounced? ts3 => EFnet's time stamping protocol, used to prevent channel takeovers, nick collissions, and other nasty nethack things. ts4 => really an extreme modification to irc2 in amagosa's opinion, but will very poorly impliment services almost but not quite similar to DALnet services. tse32 => the semware editor/32 bits tsom => The Sisters Of Mercy, a really spiffy Goth Rock band named after a Leonard Cohen song [that is NOT talking about nuns...] tstamp => a method in the parent class tsu 100 => Adtran. ttfn => Ta Ta For Now ttp => The TTP Project or turbo toilet paper tty => unix-speak for `terminal'. tty console => set proparly tty01 at 0x02f8 (irq = 3) => a 16550A tucking your shirt in => uncomfortable tuckpointing => when they use a saw to cut away the mortar between the bricks tuckpointing => when they use a saw to cut away the mortar between the bricks tuckpointing => when they use a saw to cut away the mortar between the bricks tucson => acouple hours south of here tucson crowd => hella fun tuff^ => in chapter one hello world program and all Tuff^ is wondering is..when Tuff^ add this chunk of code...how does it know Tuff^'s name when Tuff^ dont even tpye it and asks for the password which is groucho....... tuits => what one is always short of, or when one isn't, they are square tuits, and a such unusable tuits are what one => always short of, or when one isn't, they are square tuits, and a such unusable tulip => niiiiiiiiice tumbolia => the land of spent hiccups and burnt out light bulbs, and where the software goes when purl turn the computer off tuple => a synonym for `row'. ture, but smell => usually a give away turing => already on the page.... turmio => not going to ask can Turmio ask.. turning it off locally => better that turning it off on the shebang line turning on tainting by default => awful advice with 5.1.9 turnip => <reply> Yes, it is. turns out murr => more like 6'2" tusse => really new to Perl.. Tusse hope Tusse get an answer :) tusse guess tusse => not cryptic enough yet then :) tutorial => at http://agora.leeds.ac.uk/nik/ or at http://www.it.kth.se/labs/ts/media/mms/perl/start.html or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials+index tutorial => at http://agora.leeds.ac.uk/nik/ or at http://www.it.kth.se/labs/ts/media/mms/perl/start.html or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials+index tutorial => at http://agora.leeds.ac.uk/nik/ or at http://www.it.kth.se/labs/ts/media/mms/perl/start.html or at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials+index tutorial at hermetica => not very good tutorials => http://agora.leeds.ac.uk/nik or http://www.it.kth.se/labs/ts/media/mms/perl/start.html or http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials+index tuuk => using system to call grep with certain patterns tv => the cyberopiate of the masses, and more destructive. tv's frank => writing for "Sabrina the Teen Witch" IIRC. tweaty => off in the weeds here. tweaty reakon that linux => Unix because you can port Unix programs to linux It does the job. Tweaty's question was retorical for those who said linux wasn't unix tweaty, i've heard that it => possible to embed perl in nvi, but no one i know of has built it. and Hiro just mentioned this for vim. twelve => a bit long, Kilbaniar twerp => doing a stopwatch kind of utility twice nothing => still nothing. twice-per-second deal => just to limit the number of times the readers send the data back out? twiddle me => <reply> fuck off asshole! twilight1 => trying to crypt a password for a shadow passwd file... the function is: crypt(plaintext, salt) correct? twingy => assuming the variable @matching_lines would return the line number? twingy's file handler => name INPUT_FILE so Twingy did not need to change it in the code and Twingy just changed "pattern" to "junk" twingy1 => knew to perl, but been using linux for 2 years twingy2 => using grep twinkie => a cookie consisting of 99% nothingness. twiztah => using socket() two => only by implication by "1" and "not 1". two a records with the same ip => not allowed two and a half => far too few two by four => a piece of lumber that is almost, but not exactly two inches by four inches two heads => much better than one. Contact mjd. At least give him a chance to defend himself if you're going to trash his code. :) two horses. one => indoor two hours => a rather long time for a small oversight. two lines of code => hardly excessive. two minutes til q[merlyn] => up two monitors => essential. two nick changes => a flood?! stupid scripts two of us are up. astro => not up willingly however two programmers => enough for the concern you cited to make a big difference (sorry for the time lag) two things: 1) this channel => non web - 2) check out the HTML modules in cpan two weeks => impossible? two-staging downloads => much better. tya(sp?) bank => on tybstar_ => going to sue MS for dataloss tychl => Kenneth Starr, purl is granted immunity tye typing => a little weird this morning. amagosa think amagosa will buy one of those m$ natural keyboards. tygab => looking at the functions from prgrm perl typ21d => a book with more errors than pages. It's scarier than an air traffic control system running on Windows 95. or reviewed at http://xenu.phys.uit.no/~tom/TYP21D.html typ221d book => scary type => correct type of array harumph => using is $test[1]='bla' $test[2]='abcd' type=fuzzy => a good sign :) type? what => this "type" thing you speak of? We don't need no stinking type checking! typeglob => "all things FH".. that's the extent of orev's knowledge.. typerl521d => one of the worst Perl books available. typical mtu => 256 milligrams. Some datagram padding may be needed. typical rtt => 300ms. typically the point => to wait for the file to be available, but that's good to know typing => so good that incorrect programs very rarely typecheck correctly, so you detect lots of errors at compile-time that way. typing ctrl-c => a SIGINT, sohcahtoa is trying to catch it. typing very fast => good typos suck, and perl => not a typo-friendly language typra banks => 5'11" tyra banks => tall too tysadmin => 20ms from TYSadmin to TYSadmin's firewall. tysadmin will when tys.com => less lagged. tyson's => near mae-east? tyson's corner => flapping tyupically data => passed to the cgi script via environment variables, which you get via $ENV{'whatever'} tzun => not taking the output of pine tzun really => out of perl practice t|ctac => reading some source, and T|cTac isnot understanding the syntax of the crypt func, would some one mind explaining it to T|cTac? u/p => still transmitted on -every- transaiton. u2 => in Sydney this coming Friday! u2s "mysterious ways" => about win95 u<stupid_> wolfee => building a bug tracking system here and Wolfee need a good core utility to base it on.B ube => spam. Organizations who say "We didn't do anything wrong but we stopped" are dangers to the world, and should be watched carefully. ubertone => screwing around with you uc => return upper-case version of a string uc() => upper case. uce => different. that is uncalled for, correct. ucfirst => return a string with just the next letter in upper case ucsc => all the people who were too dumb to get into UCB :) ucsd => a language? That's where RezaHome went to school udp => the flakey datagram protocol. or the usenet death penalty. ue => pretty good uf => user friendly uf0ria => having a terible time debugging this error any suggestions? Can't use subscript on associative array deref uffr => a joke from the early 90s uffr => a joke from the early 90s uffr => a joke from the early 90s ufi => luser friendly interface ufsdump => cool ug => not much into js, but then , UG don't know it, so can't really make an informed opiniton. ug, that => unexpected. That is a unix shell feature. For emacs to carry that over made jjohn chuckle. uggg. my boss => embarassing me. He sent our Ad out to TPJ as binhex. uggg. tcl => just painful. Stupid_ keep wanting to use hashes. ugh => most certainly a word ugh all this flock stuff => really complex, can anyone here just try to explain to me how I can easily lock a file and then unlock it ? ugh all this flock stuff => really complex, can anyone here just try to explain to me how I can easily lock a file and then unlock it ? ugh gtk => still compiling? ugh perl => kickin ZeX's butt. just the little things like when ZeX compare numeric values in an if, need ZeX use '' marks? (i.e. if ($num == '1') {} or can ZeX if ($num == 1) {} or even if $num == 1 do this?) ugh, ascii_'s back => killing me. I'm gonna have a shower. Maybe that will help. ugh, lerk => not going to like this . . . ugh, more regexp help: what => match a ( followed by anything BUT a ) but CAN be a \) ( hi \( hello \) ) would keep : hi \( hello \) ugh. => that perl4? ugh. ^pudge => looking forward to watching olympic stuff tonight, all the events, and they spend 20 minutes showing figure skating PRACTICE. ugh. and the layout => so 1994. ugh. cdb_file => hairy, the whole hash has to fit into memory since you can't really append to a cdb database I guess =( ugh. ed peschko => getting even with \mjd for saying that he smoked too many banana peels. ugh. goss => not making sense ugh. happybob => writing an abstract on H*MLmaker this weekend no fun. ugh. i suspect lej => lagged. ugh. the language => "Perl". and use emacs or vi. ugh. what => do a s/// across an array? ugh. wingate => the anti-christ. ugly => bad syntax or Micro$loth's interfaces ugric => the magyar part, right? finn is related to magyar? uh-oh, ex => here. no more Windows bashing! uh-oh, the 16-year old => making demands. :D uh-oh. jjohn's brain => suffering meltdown... uh-oh.. that's not good, => it? uh-oh... mandrake => at it again! ;-) uhg, this song => too depressing for Tkil right now. uhg. tkil => only getting a headache at this point. uhm | => special. split /\|/; uhm, new size => 1.2 * old size, isn't? uhm.. perigee's $1 => suddenly storing the value and i didnt change anything uhmp. god sap1d => tired. It was probably the mircwarner that versioned sap1d. ui => great :-) uit => trondheim? uiuc => near you uk => a Great Place To Be! ulcer => somewhere between front242, bigod20, and PHM-era NIN. or at http://www.zianet.com/ulcer/ ultimate nature of truth => none of purl's damn business. ultimate re book => Jeffrey's MRE ultimately, make => just an interpeter. ultra 5 => only 3500 ultra dma => a crock ultra scsi card => working now! ultra sparc 2 => a workstation. ultrawide scsi => *very* nice ulysses => a good book. umask &077 => parsed as umask(&077) umask => set file creation mode mask umb => only $5000/year uml => like something after booch umlaut the problem => getting ping > $pingoutput ummagumma => best enjoyed when you have something else to do, like drugs umn => having difficulties un => useless uname -n => more posixly correct uname -n => more posixly correct unbuffered output => $| = 1; unbundled c compiler => the work of Satan himself uncle => <reply> I've got you now, weenie-boy uncompilable => a relative term uncool niece => a local Boston band with good flyers undef $foo; => how they have it in the perldoc undef == undef => true, is what crane^ meant. undef => remove a variable or function definition undef @array # => one way undef to 1 => ok for ++ undef'ing a tied hash => undefined behaviour undef, torgox => guessing. TorgoX don't even recall. undefined => false, but so are some defined values undefining a variable => a suspect operation. under `seek' there => an explanation of how to emulate `tail -f'. under pressure => maybe the coolest song of the 80s. under the desk => the way to go under win32, nothing => guaranteed. underbar => vunderbar undernet #linux => more of a tech channel and less of a social gathering undernet #perl => lame (apart from lzh) compared to here undernet => catching up, I think undernet's => kinda nice. understanding => a three-edged sword. understanding perl => knowing that one can't. Buy the Llama and meditate. Buy the Camel and meditate. Buy the Hip Owls and meditate. When one is ready, in a vision, Perl will come to them. understanding the problem => 99% of the problem here. undump => platform specific :( une philtre => french for a potion unencrypted http => *way* safer than handing your card over unencrypted http => *way* safer than handing your card over unfortunate fact of the matter => that that doesn't much happen. unfortunately #cgi => experiencing political difficulties at the moment. unfortunately #cgi => experiencing political difficulties at the moment. unfortunately \mjd => going off to the cable store now. unfortunately hiro => just about to be kicked out of Hiro's current residence unfortunately it => kind of major ... it can't load the winsock libraries because another thread is using it, and that's kind of bad ... because it means the program quits. unfortunately option #3 => a no-no in most people's books. unfortunately she => not amagosa's girlfriend yet. unfortunately tappakegg => doing this in DOS :-( and TappaKegg get a bad command or file name error from DOS. that is it. unfortunately that => more likely than not the actual problem. if people are stupid that's their problem unfortunately the complaint => not unique to smokers. we have cars and smokestacks and corporataions, etc. doing it all the time. unfortunately the database => that hp3000 crap unfortunately vb's success => similar to Perl's. People just plain seem to use it a lot. unfortunately, demux => not using DBI, using postgres module unfortunately, even that => not accurate. We'll be a day off in 3500 years or so, I believe. Or is it 35000 years. unfortunately, he => an old friend of one of the directors of the company. unfortunately, it => the piece for which he is the most famous unfortunately, jhetfield => stuck with Cold Fusion for now unfortunately, lej => still young enough that lej isto a degree forced to program in whatever lej's employers think best for the job unfortunately, no. memory => preserved by the fork architecture, but no ipc unfortunately, nt => in the equation unfortunately, sco => crap unfortunately, this => a CGI. And Stupid_ plan on using T::T on many more CGIs. So Stupid_'d rather resolve it now. unfortunetal microsoft => banned from both ungetc => a stupid stupid stupid thing uni, that => correct, and don't even try uniblab aint r33t....this => how uniblab type uniblab. asylum2 => using the perl function and its not working/returning a funny error. unicode => your friend. Even if you don't use math symbols or anything other than languages you can write in Latin-1, it opens a glorious glittering new world of dingbats. unification => something I'm sure the involved parties dislike unification => something I'm sure the involved parties dislike uniformly incorect => correct.. unfortunately the #ifdef's are just plain screwed up and a problem waiting to hapen union of 1,2,3 with 2,3,4 => 1,2,3,4 union station => nice, but extremely crowded unique across filesystems => what he wants uniqueness => important in the key, kybiog univerce => not gonna rewrite Net::SSL universal => a package that gets searched for methods by *everything* universal::translator => broken university here (u of idaho) => an HP-ux shop. unix => A Real OS or a wonderful 684-piece set of high-quality tools unix `crypt(1)' program => based on a rotor machine. unix epoch => 1/1/1970 GMT. unix faq => at http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/unix-faq/top.html unix for dummies => actually quite nice. unix in a nutshell => a HUGE help to holomorph. unix perl editor => called "vi". orev dunno how they came up with that though... unix port => being discussed. Amiga, BeOS, OS/2, Psion, Mac and EPOC/32 (??) are in the works unix power tools => one of the best books I have ever seen unix review => a book? unix source => 9megs, compressed. unix time => seconds since year 0 yes? unix to do unix. of course x => better, but Neuron_ tried it once just for fun. :-) unix version => a "no-cost for non-commercial use" license. unix vs nt => http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html unix vs. nt => at http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html unix, by default [should!] => set so you must explicitly say the current directory (called .) unix, itself, => an ide unix, of course, => for mature adults unix-domain socket => an "internal" socket that never leaves the immediate vicinity of the kernel unix? well, gradius => using Linux ... any difference? unixdate => part of Date::Manip unixdate() => a method in Date::Manip, no? unixhelp => http://www.geek-girl.com/Unixhelp/ unixoid os => perl's native territory unixs touch command => unixs touch command => unknown => trying to install perl5.004_58 under linux 2.0.33 with the pthreads library that came in the libc.5.4.38 package (libpthreads.1.60.4) unknown mailer => sendmail complaining about majordomo crashing unlabeled key on the keyboard => <reply> DON'T TOUCH IT!!! Its the history eraser button, u FOOL! unleaded here => between 61.9pence to o63.9pence unless "a" => a proper name for something very specific, you never know :) unless $_[0] => undefined? unless $scalar => a reference to a circular data structure. unless ($cond) { ...} => the same as if (not $cond) { ... } unless ($num & 0x01) { # $num => even. unless /\s/ => different from if /\s/ unless => complained about by the same people who thing !~ is stupid. unless [petey => too. ;) unless \merlyn => confusing you with someone else. unless \mjd => a Swiss who can't speak German! unless \petey => missing something, neither of those set $1 unless \petey's brain => wedged unless abend => the only person on the planet who thinks it's a good nick =) unless elkay => reading wrong, it's trivial with Perl or AWK or probably even a shell script unless else => nice for twisting the brain unless florida => further east. :) unless foo => a sub :) unless he => already. unless he dies because he => too stupid to fish unless he dies because he => too stupid to fish unless it's a faq, like "what => sharpen obvious's axe" or "what if obvious get caught" unless no one => exactly average. unless one of us => braggin'. :-) unless pacman => nuts unless perljam => mistaken unless purl => interested in the amount of time remaining before timeout, assuming your OS supports that feature in its select(2) system call. unless q[merlyn] => really spacing now. unless rudefix => missing something unless shlamb => mistaken there is about 50 CAPN mirrors unless something more complex => required. Then Term::ReadLine, Term::ReadKey, Term::Query or Term::Complete unless something more complex => required. Then Term::ReadLine, Term::ReadKey, Term::Query or Term::Complete unless something more complex => required. Then Term::ReadLine, Term::ReadKey, Term::Query or Term::Complete unless tainted checking => on. unless tchrist => here that is. unless the code => going to run on > 100 computers... unless the comment => ``shake your fine bootie njt's way, baby and let njt slide njt's greased love truncheon down your sweet canal of joy'' unless the cs dept => really proactive. unless the expert => Michael Abrash unless the fd() method => unimplemented in that class ... ^Pudge don't know. unless the guy amy_ => doing this for is a complete fool unless the head wall => made from microsoft users unless the mac homer => widespread, i'd say *go for it* unless the nick => on the same channel unless the rofl => delivered w/ sarcasm unless the sentence => something like "Use linux on your system and win!" unless the string => something like "twenty-one" unless there => a way to do the same encryption techniques a passwd command does and just write directly to a pw file unless this heat => affecting amagosa's brain. unless tie::memory => on CPAN somewhere, and allows you to read/write to/from memory directly unless tired() sleep(1); => not valid syntax. unless tkil => failing to comprehend soft refs, which is entirely possible. unless unique id => one characters. unless yael => a 500 pound boy unless you think swiss => a language... unless your file => named '$filename' unless your gf => into that unless your name => Jerry Wang or you work at DEC :) unless your version of perl => horribly broken, or it's pre-5. unless, of course, your name => Abigail unlike you, perhaps, mine => not some "friends" shit... we'd really like to stay friends unlike you, perhaps, mine => not some "friends" shit... we'd really like to stay friends unlike you, perhaps, mine => not some "friends" shit... we'd really like to stay friends unlike you, perhaps, mine => not some "friends" shit... we'd really like to stay friends unlike you, perhaps, mine => not some "friends" shit... we'd really like to stay friends unlink => remove one link to a file unloading => a little funny. unlock => in the DESTROY {} unmacbinarized version => different from the pre-macbinarized version? unmentioned context => undefined. unpack => convert binary structure into normal perl variables unpack() => broken unpck() => equally bad. use inet_ntoa(). unreal => by GT interactive... they did a damn fine job with duke nukem, iirc unreliable => no good. unreliable delivery => not unreliable catching. :-) unshar => just sh unshift () => linear isn't? For a queue, all operations can be O (1). unshift => prepend more elements to the beginning of a list unsolicited dcc => evil unspeakable => online. untainting thing => the programmer's choice. Can't prevent them from shooting themselves in the foot. untie => break a tie binding to a variable until acf => much more familiar with perl until it => satisfactorily explained to me that select is safe, select is apostate. until jobs => gone, anyway. until one => needed. until that happens, there => Iterate.pm !!! until then, select => until vmailer => viable, kjj'd probably choose qmail and ezmlm for high-volume mailing lists until( eval { satan => skating to work } ) {...} uo => Ultima Online, an online graphical RPG based on the Ultima game series. up => what's not down or the direction parallel and opposite the vector sum of all gravitational forces at a given point up/lc => a lot easier to deal with :P updated => the tthing that does that updated => the tthing that does that upgrade to openbsd. nvi => standard. upgrade to openbsd. nvi => standard. upgrade to openbsd. nvi => standard. upgrade to openbsd. nvi => standard. upgrade to openbsd. nvi => standard. upgrading 1847 lines of code => ... fun upgrading from 2.0.x to 2.0.y => not difficult. upgrading to nt workstation => going to make them more adaquate? upper case a on his typewriter => damaged. Show some compassion! upper case for filehandles => upper peninsula => practically canada, eh? uppercase => messy but not evil. ups => upshot of that => that if you ask for your file position, read N characters, then ask for your new file position, the difference in positions is not necessarily N. upt => Unix Power Tools, with a small chunk by lwall and me upt => Unix Power Tools, with a small chunk by lwall and me uptime on the box freiheit => using here (mostly for IRC and when Freiheit has to reboot Freiheit's main box to windoze) is 42 days. ur => q[merlyn]'s Unix Review columns, at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/ ur aussie dollar => a lot better than the canadian dollar... ur l => NOT NOT NOT a unix path ur, lillobo => Jordan. uranalog => msiegler urggh, #cgi => down again? (grumble) urgh ... our kitten => running around the garage destroying things urgh ... this => ridiculous urgh ... why in heck => a next; in a foreach loop completely breaking the loop? urgh. ^pudge => being evangelized by an ICQer. urgh. purl => gone. :) urh => that sound Tim Allen makes on 'Home Improvement' uri => a freakish member of boston pm or something having to do with the web or 9mm of nuisance uri::url => in Bundle::LWP urine => http://www.envirolink.org/envlib/orgs/coe/snuffit2/lifewater.html or The Water of Life. url => The Duke of Url, purl's older brother, also known as the Uniform Resource Locator. CPAN's URL is http://cpan.perl.org, among others. url encoding => handled with URI::URL, in the CPAN. url for freiheit => http://eric.eisenhart.com/ url purl has => returning no data, again url to get there => unbelievably long. url to the necessary patches => hidden somewhere in the ActiveShit FAQ url's crashing bug => 40**20**40**20*8*20*40**20**10**40*20 url? or => it on CPAN? url? or what => the name of the package (on CPAN) urm, and what => "illucidation"? urn => a high class jam jar filled with colored balls and the ashes of dead statisticians. us drug policy => inane. I don't think that there's much question about that... us goverment => the biggest organized crime ring us gummint => just an annoying mosquito in the ear. However, when there are thousands of annoying mosquitos buzzing around, it tends to distract from important things. Like world domination. us patent law => bizarre. It's 17 years from date of issue, rather than 17 years from date of filing. us team => her, tara lipinsky and karol bobek (or nicole?) us.undernet.org => where ^Pudge "always" goes us<->canada relationship => just so different from our relationship with any other country. It is non-competitive, conciliatory ... almost unconditionally friendly. Weird. :) usa eastern => -6 GMT ? use /who => int() If there's an @ before his name,. he's an operator. use => load a module and import its namespace use boxend; # use socket => for wimps... use c. perl => not made for the task and takes too much memory. use case => use completes before next line => read. use constant => package scoped. use integer is lexically scoped. use constant test => 'this => a line of text'; use constant test => 'this => a line of text'; use constant that => 'airwolf => art!'; use directive => use english; => deprecated. :) use exporter => fine use fletch's example. the map => kinda silly if your foreach block is larger than a line or two. use foo => <reply>If someone says "use foo", the wrong reply is "how do I use foo". The correct action is to read the manual. use getopt::long (i think that => the name, check the CPAN) use integer; => a pragma, so it's sort of magical use it like a number and it => a number. Use it like a string; it's a string. use it when you feel it => appropriate use lib 'foo'; => sort of linke BEGIN { unshift @INC, 'foo'; } use lib => better use linux ; # you mean there => a use for this WinNT box? use linux instead ... linux => much better use mysql... it => accessible from just about every platform you'd care to look at. and it's free. use net::smtp, if all you need => a way to send some mail use net::telnet. it => so much easier. use of $[ => deprecated. use of alpha delimiters => only useful in obfuscated code. use of gt => deprecated at -e line 1. ?? use of karma => deprecated use perl4. it => stable. :P use perljam's it => better. use socket => about to piss mandrake off. use strftime it => more flexible use strict 'refs' => your friend. use strict => considered better. use the 'what => use vars => for globals. use vars qw(%hash); if %hash => to be global. use() => compile time, require() might do what you need usefull for what, sky1 => too young to know ;) usenet2 => pretty good. usenix => even having a Wear Your Computer contest. Best freely redistributable hardware design or software development in the area of Wearable Computers. user => broke :) user => broke :) user interface => nice, and it has auto-handling of bounced mail. user-level fix to that => keeping multiple copies of perl around and letting them use #!/usr/local/bin/perl5.003 user1 => the dup userfeedback loop => very important username => the first entry? uses bbedit and => not ashamed! uses masq at home (in fact => using it now :) usiing excel for dns? that => so really really really wrong...I just <VOMIT> using "q" for question => a decent savings of typing. but using "u" for "you'? using + => rather stupid, Somni'd always assume it's for addition of numbers.. using + for checksums => a mistake because it gives more significance to the low bits than to the high bits. using -e => almost always wrong. using -mcpan => there a way of saying wich version of a mod to install instead of the newest one? using .+ instead of .* => not so important in this case but there are times where .* will match nothing and you expect it to match somehting using .pl at the end => convient for knowing if something is perl =) using /'s => the right way to do it, because it means you are using an operating system that doesn't rely on \'s. :) using // for quoting => probably right out. :) using 1 for a value of true => expected using \d instead of [\d] => a win, since the former avoids an extra function call per tested char. using ` in void context => bad form. using `` there => gross. using `cut' in a perl script => ridiculous. Just do $month = substr(`date`, 4, 3); using a hash of lists of lists => much better than just a 3D hash. using a hash of lists of lists => much better than just a 3D hash. using a hash of lists of lists => much better than just a 3D hash. using a line for a { => kinda of a waste. using a pen => nice too, watcom a5 board using a system call to do this => lame using a version number => Dumb, with a capital F. using alarm() => a bad idea if you can at all avoid it. using alpha software => great, but the lack of documentation sucks. using an absolute path => a mistake unless you are set-id. using an extension in itself => a security hole? or the fact that people can roll their own cgi's if they have local access using assembler to do the job => taking it to far using assembler to do the job => taking it to far using awk in your perl script => like working as a ditch digger and using your backhoe to drive your shovel to work. using closures => not a fundamental break from the principles of OOP using date::manip in this cgi => most definately not a good idea. using escape sequences in perl => identical to as in C using grep => reasonable, but not for that reason. using int => bad coding -- Mandrake using java for small jobs => kinda like loading up a semi to go across the street to get a sandwich. using local() like that => incorrect. using m/\gpattern/g => nearly always better than using s/pattern//; because it needn't modify this enourmos string in memory. using modules => quite simple... which one do you want to use? using open2 => easy... making sure the program in the sandwich will cooperate is something totally different. ;) using passwords => courting disaster too, better just disable them. using perl for cgi => off topic here? :) using pico => its own punishment. using substr => probably better. using system to invoke chmod => silly using the ? => now not replacing anything using the closure => left as an exercise to the reader. using the phone => a last resort. :-) using the tied object => all explained in the DB_File SYNOPSIS. using thread => slower than fork? using tk; => there an easy way to modify the Window title inside the program? using whatever => necessary... within reason usps => similar to a so-called natural monopoly (like utilities) usr => dead. usr/bin/perl => perl4 im working off of /usr/local/bin/perl usual cause of that symptom => oil that is too hot usual line => "400% to 2500% faster" usual thing to do => to get the dot product of the query and each document, possibly efficiently through an inverted index, then rank the results usual way to do patterns => with regexps, in this case with the s/// operator. usually => teh server anyway and not the script... Dr_Ferret reckon usually mrsolo => against cookies but it seems that cookie is the only implementation to save state information correctly for proxies without dynamic generating urls. usually rice => still granular when you make riceballs usually says 5'11", because 6' => too much like bragging usually there => a way with perl to do anything... didn't think the question could get mauro kicked.. usually this => about it. usually, the database => not on the same box. usually, the more eager purl => to hear, the longer it will take. usually, when fmh => using a x box on console Fmh maximze the xterm and run screen :) usually. although $/ => what it includes usweb, silicon valley => active-x house uswest => going to love us when it's all over uswest, hardware wise, => ut1 => tied to the rotation of the Earth, and is always within one second of UTC. utah => performance. His dick is none of your business. util => third-party. utime => set a file's last access and modify times uucp => the best thing ever invented. longhair_ don't know why people think it is outdated. show longhair_ something else that guarantees file delivery or remote command execution uucp mail => dead, but some perverse ISP might use % or ! in its naming system uuencoded postscript => bloody verbose! uunet => slightly balmy uupc => one of the UUCP variants for DOS/Windows. uv-... lwp => the best. uvn => Unix vs. NT at http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html uwin => Unix for Windows at http://www.research.att.com/sw/tools/uwin uzi => <reply>Pain lies in Arlington! Beware! v => a portable (X and win32) C++ GUI framework or http://www.objectcentral.com/ v-wave.com => the domain that took us over last time. v0id_ => trying to prevent there being two copies of the hash in ram. v0id_'d say that => a fairly large percentage of people. v0id_'s speeling => incorrect v3 one => pretty good... you are a happening guy merlyn. ;-) v3ritas => here! v3ritas know, but v3ritas => trying to use UDP for multicasting purposes..... do you know of a way to create/send UDP packets??? a module? v4 => no longer supported -- anywhere. vacation in the bahamas => not a right... valence who => For ^Pudge valence who => For ^Pudge valentine's day => commercialized? ^Pudge hadn't noticed. valley => absolutely beautiful..I wish amagosa had a camera. value $test => known only to assignelement because if my(). print() can't see it! value => set from the original hash.. value associated with that key => an array reference. value of $! => value of + before nick => the sound of one keyboard clapping. value of @inc => known without executing code value of an os => dependent on the speed at which it can deliver porn to your screen. Extra points for good resolution. values %{} => totally unreadable. values => return a list of the values in a hash values as a function => meaningless without a hash. vampire, his => the most efficient way - print will go ahead and print the list itself vampy => trying to issue a system command system("rm -f $filename"); but the filename has an & in it... do i need to s/&/&/ first vampyre => trying to match 01/09 while not accepting a match from 01/09/1998 but this does not work /(\d{1,2})\/(\d{1,2})(?!\/)/ any suggestions van halen iii => a good cd, but the second track just totally clashes with the rest of the disc. vanamonde => not interested in wearables *that* small... vandal => the first thing that comes to mind vanilla dr pepper => pretty good vanilla ice cream => a bit more suspect var => <reply> Value-Added Reseller varak know there => a module that lets you do things like expect, but which module is it? variable "$i" => not imported at GD.pm line 235. variable "@nmem" => not imported at ./adduser line 290. variable => global by default. just use it. variable being bound => off to the left variable drareg => adding will be a number variable name $fqdn-error_ => ill formed variable name => <REPLY> AGAIN! someone going after variable "name"! Throw it in a hash and use the key! variable tainting => a pain in the ass, but amagosa sure do love it. variance => the average square deviation from the mean, and the standard deviation is the square root of the variance. variety => the spice of life. Having a pie thrown in amagosa's face would probably be damned funny. vasik => a mohel with a laser? vast majordity of mine => as well. Anything that Neuron_ use on a regular basis is. vat => this minivend stuff? vaxbar => at http://condor.lpl.arizona.edu/~vance/images/vaxbar3.jpg vb => Visual Basic vbscripting => better... vc => a version control package for emacs that uses RCS. or venture capitalist veal => better. veblen => http://lonestar.texas.net/~ndronen or lost in space. veblen hear adsl => pretty cheap in CA veblen think linux => semi-POSIX. veblen's task bar => gone . . . veblen_ => right/2. vec => test or set particular bits in a string vec() => used to get or set ranges of bits. It's most often used to manipulate the bit masks select() uses. vec() and all that => difficult to read and not fun to write. vect0r- => kinda new to cgi and VeCt0r- has a debugging Q from a script VeCt0r- istrying to set up..can anyone help? vectorek> if $orig => a octal number then its fine vegetarianism => cool. vellum => dried bleached skin vellum paper => velocigen => the perl IDE, no? velocigen perl => based on activestate, iirc vending machine analogy => much better than amagosa's watch one. vendor compile sendmail => for crap vendor's upgrade => the prob, so? vendor's upgrade => the prob, so? vep => an embeded perl engine that runs on ISAPI and NSAPI verbal abuse => the currency of #perl. verblen, why => your name veblen? verbosity => good.. verify that the install dir => in the path, that PERLLIB is in the environment and that .pl is registered as a file association verilly => a kickass word :) verion 5.000 => years old. Upgrade. verisign => "the Man" version 0.5b8 of h*mlmaker => out. whee! I can sleep now. ;) version 1 => a lot more stable. version 1 of berkeley db => available at your nearest CPAN archive (see perlmod for a list) in src/misc/db.1.85.tar.gz, or via version 2.x => free? version for 92 => INCREDIBLE version in 5.002 => 1.01. version on cpan => known to compile properly version you have => no doubt so old, kludgy, and crappy lej wouldn't use it for toilet paper. vert => an internet addict vertigo_ -> $! => the result of the last syscall vertigo_ => was just trying to figure out how it worked vertigo_ was just saying there => a way ... :) vertigo_ would think => the number of files vertigo_'s @t => all messed up vertigo__ => working on Vertigo__'s program vertigo__ ph => a database querying program of people on campus. very cool. billgate => on it now, working remotely very early version => on CPAN very few things => <reply> very lame => <reply> no, you is very lame, buttmunch very preliminary 0.5 => on the website now, if you are interested. Lots of DCC fixes. very real fact => that industry and the free^H^H^H^Hopen source community have very different and often conflicting goals very system call mechanism => like this: very thought of it => making me chuckle. very weird... mailtools-1.11 => referenced on modules/01modules.index.html, but it isn't in GBARR's directory very, very little. the machine => a P300 with 64mb RAM running MetaInfo Sendmail. The web server is doing absolutely nothing else, it's a just Megster's test server to see how easy Apache is to use. very. amagosa => not that elite yet. vetere's program => 7 lines long vex => using mysql. vfarias => at CPAN looking for some module that would handle Linux utmp/wtmp files directly, but vfarias guess vfarias will have no luck... vfarias know... vfarias => just kidding vfs => Linux's Virtual File System, the abstraction layer between the kernel and the actual filesystems. vger => the machine that runs all the linux- mailing lists... vi $sth => undef. vi => the one true editor!! or a magical pig or a guitarist who used to play with david lee roth or Che_Fox's auntie's name vi and emacs => uncomfortable when im shitfaced.. vi annoyances => vi manual => :q! vi vi vi == 666, obviously vi => the Editor of the Beast! vi's regex => irritating, because you have to backslash your parens if you want to save something. vi, the answer => vi. vicar => a tutu vice president => gonna have a stroke. vicki brown => ^Pudge's co-author. She has worked for Apple Unix projects for many years and worked on the MkLinux book. vicom => expensive victoria => great to work with. and a great voice. victory => ours video toaster => basically doing cool graphics with Amigas. view => an application mount views => a minor omission .... vigil => staying awake to keep watch or to pray; a period of this vile => FarArden's editor of choice :) village => 15 blocks west of there villneuve => still out of the race vim 5 => nice vim 5.2d => out this morning vim => the Anti-Emacs, which will be thrown into /dev/null by RMS at the Last Battle. vim => the Anti-Emacs, which will be thrown into /dev/null by RMS at the Last Battle. vim => the Anti-Emacs, which will be thrown into /dev/null by RMS at the Last Battle. vim in perl syntax mode => cute! vim version 5.1 => available. It is a bug-fix release. vim's syntax hilighting => great. But it isn't tasteful. :) vince25 => a KLB. violance on irc => a bitch violence => probably a bad idea violent death => bad. violent death => bad. vipul's => pure perl, so there! ;-) virago => trying to get a day/month/year/hour/min/sec into a standard "time" number ... ie, gmtime -> time. any ideas? virc => a decent irc client for Win32 with a lot of nifty features, but also a lot of bloat virgin ears => orev's ass virtual => a fancy word for not. virtual pc 2.0 => shipping vis, perl => a slippery beast. jjohn would still file http://www.perl.com for later use. viscera => trying to index a directory into an array, but subdirectories are are being duplicated. anyone care to take a look? (it's recursive, which is likely where Viscera's problem is) visio => pissing obvious off vision thing => a waste of time visit => the one that starts with "all souls night" [a kick-ass tune], and has "greensleeves" and "the lady of shallot" on it. visual basic => an abomination. visual c++ => needed if you want to embed the AS source visual j++ => evil visual perl => copyright 1998 EelGod Software (BTW) visualbasic => an IDE (Integrated Development Environment) used for programming in Basic. vitamin c => ascorbic acid, Winkola believe. viva variety => a great show on Comedy Central vla => a pretty cool thing vlad => that in reference to sun2's questioN? vlad's problem => that I also need it to work for <no character><c><no character> vliw => Very Long Instruction Word. vm => cheaper :) vmail => a MTA by Wietse Venema. vmail should be better, but => still beta. vmailer => still alpha last \petey heard vmailer, => that the MTA that amagosa has been hearing about since November? vms => Unix on steroids. vms stuff => illegible. vms's problem => the interface, so winNT is an improvement vnc => at http://www.orl.co.uk/vnc vnc in general => nifty voda's perldoc => vodka => what 90% of the Russian people drink when they don't have anything else to do voice => for when a channel is moderated (+m). voice goes away when her mouth => full, though. voice jail => at work; easier to tag up with me there. FWIW voice synth => about the same deal, except there it's going "flat" -> speech instead of "flat" -> braille. Same principle tho. Follow me so far? void => questionable. i'm guessing it has to do with duff's device, but now that i think about it, that might have been in the exercises. void, read => 'Read a header from the given file descriptor.' void-map => UNCONVENTIONAL void__ => just learing perl and haven't gotten to the point of using them yet. voidptr => reading one line at a time.. so voidptr is looking for a regexp that will find an <A HREF where the tag never terminates on that line.. ie, with no >'s and no other <'s on that line.. volcano => on HBO volf => sorry, who can help volf. volf do $s1 eq $s2 => this correct? volf's query => / / is equal to space? volume 1 => a great book. vol 2 is pretty much printed copy of man pages vomit => a c++ coder trying to objectify perl vomitting => a turn off in most species, yes. von neumann => one of the pioneers of CS, and was a bit of an odd genius. voodoo => <reply> purl'll be, mmhmm... magnet for money. purl'll be, mmhmm... magnet for love. now fimmtiu is gonna call, gonna call on Legba... git yo'self a sign, git yo' love and desire... voodoo2 => by 3dfx. vor, it => so easy to strongarm the US gov't in stuff like that. all you need is one or two good news reports on it. vor, mlkesl => sure you do, poor guy vor, there => a faq that tells how to write a perl script to replace text in a file? vor, there => a faq that tells how to write a perl script to replace text in a file? vor, though that one => a border case I'd say... :) vor, yes it is. jjohn => not sure why they attacked that port. Only sent 1 packet. vor, yes, that => vor:i use that but what => the command or function to get data in the port vors where => it? vors, 0 => a valid result! B) vors, that function => vors> glen => in cent.london vorsp, => there no way to make not an interpreted script, ? I saw something in the book that metions core dumps ? vorsprung => not a mormon, vorsprung do not work for WordPerfect corp etc etc or not a jehovahs witness, moonie etc etc vorsprung's baby daughter => heading up the garden at an alarming rate :) ttfn vorsprung's copy of majordomo => 3 years old and its in perl vorsprung's father inlaw => thinking of getting a winnebego so Im going to get him 'race with the devil' on video vorsprung's logrotate => once a week and I think its a couple of very long lines in the root crontab vorsprung's techno project => called 'medium length hair' vorsprung's web site => a fucking secret it is attracting about 2 hits a day..dont people want to read record reviews? vorsprung, 32 mb => fine for system 8, 64 is good, more is great vorsprung:i => not sure what u want ran to do can u explain ran with what command ran need to add vorsprung:wherer => ftp://ftp.pm located? vot => your problem? vote => at http://www.stonehenge.com/vote-for-kermit.txt vote rate => steady at 221 votes / minute for the last 6000 votes :) voyager => a rerun this week vpc => about $150, I think. vr => simple but unpleasant: There is a makefile in that directory and you were supposed to build the DummyLib yoursefl vrij => jirv backwards. vrml => <REPLY>"VRML is still a solution in search of a problem." --Thom Stark vrokolos => a KLB or a bad dancer. vrokolos think the "/" => wrong vs && => a precendence issue. Don't see an efficiency one. vs => not the worst editor in the world, but what a kitchen sink it is... vt220 => at http://www.cs.utk.edu/~shuford/terminal/dec.html vulcan if the file => open for reading yes. vulgar, => there anything about <> that doesn't work for you? vxfs => nice enough to tell you to bugger off if you try to mount a hosed filesystem vyper => Lars... he's sitting next to qw[jeff] and pissing qw[jeff] off vyper says he => gay w => additional warnings which greatly aid debugging and help develop a better coding style w/ netscape it => easy to switch between SSL and nonSSL w2 => a form that your employer sends you in the US that reports how much money they paid you; you then send it to the government when you pay your taxes. w3-mode => cool. Can read most web pages in text mode. w3c => working on the HTML4 spec. w3c.org => hardly domestic. w95 => good for games. wabbit`17 => desperate...know any place to go for help? wabi => Windows Applications Binary Interface... it's something like $150 and still requires that you have Win 3.1 disks... doesn't do any 32 bit stuff, either. wabn => Western Australia Bisexuals Network wacky => crazy waffle iron => the model 3 over there wahah! \mjd => so smart sometimes! wai => nutscrapes new invention - Corba crappy object oriented cgi wait 6 months until ipp => out. wait => wait for any child process to die wait a minute, nocarrier => an annoying twit too. wait a second, something => fragged with the url I gave the bot wait a second, this => paging wait a second. truncate => for files! wait a second... 1.3.0 => from 1 June... 1.3.7 is from 5 June. wait illuminat => wrong here, user wouldn't need qt wait jesse2 => stupid wait negative => good wait no, eth0 => set to 1500 under linux wait now arkuat => all confused wait opengroup => going to charge xfree??? wait so 2nd edition => worst than first edition? wait who => Brian Wilson? wait! _ => the LAST FILE tested... right... ok wait! ca.gov => california and not just ca.us? wait, #cgi => still taken, I think. wait, $* => deprecated, get rid of it wait, => MySql free ? wait, \mjd => running it up to 10000 now. wait, beos => out for x86? wait, gryphon => a 'tard... nevermind wait, how did isee that? abend => /ignore'ing archon too... wait, maybe \mjd => wrong. wait, maybe it => enlightening wait, maybe this => an architecture issue... wait, maybe this => an architecture issue... wait, no tcpkitty => not. wait, no. pv => a string. NV is a double. Weierd. wait, now what => wait, purl => poking around on an oracle instalation wait, saboo think saboo => something confused getting major wait, sean, \mjd => confused. Let's suppose that the arabig alphabet begins with A B C. Would the first section be `words that contain an A' or would the first section be `words that contain an N'? wait, since when => stupid brilliant? wait, so ex => simple command mode of vi? wait, the best rms picture => on his web site.. wait, which ora => the retarded bear again? wait. ' ' => special cased to split on whitespace. wait. => SL interest deductible? wait. if $ref1 => a reference to x, and I say $ref2 = $ref1 , will $ref2 refer to X too? wait. if $ref1 => a reference to x, and I say $ref2 = $ref1 , will $ref2 refer to X too? wait. maybe that => a different armada. wait. perldoc -f index => what you want wait. regex => asking a question about the Forbidden Topic wait. that machine => down. wait. winkola => a GUY!? wait.. the "q" => missing on the keyboard... wait... => linux that OS that makes a peecee chip actually useful? wait... chaimf => high up there on the "counter intuitive" scale wait....doquery => supposed to produce a 2 dimensional array wait...randal => at comedy night...duh wait..that => what you said..i just missed it (: waitaminute. if the ; => there you didn't cut and paste the code. Show us the real code. waite group book => horrendous. waite group perl book? => that good? waiting for a .deb => the down side waitpid => wait for a particular child process to die waits for the 'damn perl => cool' waits for the day when "what => make PerlJam's widget stop frobnozing with PerlJam's blargh" gets a response of "use SomeRandomModule;" wake up => <reply> Huh? What... wakefulness => overrated. walk => when you forget your clubs walk like an egyptian => <reply> bangles... 80's flashback! walker => the 90's Batman walker texas ranger => a lot more entertaining walking => wally => wang => suing netscape. or possessed of extraordinarily bad taste when it comes to web pages. wank, => what are you talking about? wanna try to kick me => <reply> /kick #perl me wantarray => get list vs scalar context of current subroutine call wantarray() => your friend, but probably not what you want wanted() => used recursively by find(). prune if $gotHTML says "If we got HTML, stop recursing" wants a beer... but => on anti-biotics wants a beer... but => on anti-biotics wants a wm that => configurable with the mouse, to recommend to people as an alternative to kde wants to get married and => searching for a wife wants to know how close he => to 100K wants to know who else => hacking IMAP today wants to now what => a reversible crash wants tpj. $18/yr => cheap. war => <reply>war is peace. ware => after some help with the "open" command... warecow -> he => the sole owner of toldyouso.com. warecow -> infobot => written in perl. warecow => <reply> MoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (*gnash* *chew* *ruminate*) warecow's aix => nice warez => very very lame thing. warezcow => <reply> warezilla => trying to make a search engine website wargames => -THE- definative hacker flick! warm => warm or somewhere between cool and hot warm beer => nice if it's good beer warmage => trying to see if lynx in in the string warn => print debugging info warning! bigint => slooooooow warning: `main' => usually a function warning: this => the location of the previous definition warns you that monday => coming, although today is Friday :) warren g => warren gbacon! warrior => was joking... saturdays => consumed by writing... until July or so. was off ... but => back now was only saying "so chill"... => that impolite on irc? ;) was or => or something like that was scrolling back ... so => this activesate/xml thing posted to p5p? was that helen hunt? she => damn cute. was that this morning? oy, => fimmtiu timelagged. was that too harsh? amagosa => in a rather nasty mood right now. was |n|'s answer that |n| => a klb? washington dc => pretty stupid. wasp and dio and iron maiden => touring :P waswaldo => on a linux box, finally! waswaldo assume serapax => a sleep aid? waswaldo wonder if there => a rsh or rexec for windows that talks to the x server. waswaldo's latest project => installing mySQL. waswaldo's new system => a p233 waswaldo can't wait to turn it on. waswaldo, no, however drsmoke => on drsmoke's way;) waswaldo? waswaldo => new? wat until chip or roderick => here. watch the door while q[merlyn] => gone. watching disk defrag => boring watching him => just so fun :) watching your system => reactive water => polluted watergun => sufficient duh wawb => not going to parse the code beyond looking for use's and require's wawb dunno java. but perl => wonderful and once you learn it you wont regret it, and all that. wawb's predecessor => quickly losing wawb's admiration wawb; if purl => using those variables and they are uninitialized, you will get that message. It's more sublime, but possible. way => <reply> WAY! way bland do it now => this.. open (OUTF, $filename); flock(OUTF, LOCK_EX); &do_something; close OUTF; What's wrong with that? way fuser works => scary, tho. :) just paid more attention to the strace... eek. way irix handles shared libs => totally fscking broken way it seems right now => that microsoft will release two versions of windows, and make the one with IE4 on it cheaper :) way it works => by embedding yuor script into a copy of the Perl interpreter. way of the future => *not* to take your desktop h/w with you. It's to remotely mount from any public place using cryptosecure keys etc. way that occured to me => to just print with %E and s/E/D/. It would be convenient to do so on the fly, eg: (sprintf("%.15E",$x) =~ s/E/D/) but that isn't legal. way the fbi knows that => this: way to deal with 'em => to stup buying and using their cruddy products way to have "no more jokes" => to change yoru nick. way to stay in business => to make money way we use it => to ask perl to see if a particular key exists in the hash way winkola typed it => what he has. way-out australian slang => as weird as any Arkansaw accent. wc -c => your friend wc -l => so easy you know wc => better than doing perl -e, I mean. wce => a common term in the channels JohnPC frequent, but it might be local... dunno wcp => Web Client Programming in Perl, by Clinton Wong. The Pelican Brief. wd40 => handy also. we'll be here all week folks => <reply> speak for purl, \I've got a date, loser. we'll be here all week, folks => <reply> speak for purl, \I've got a date, loser. we'll be here all week, folks! => <reply> speak for purl, \I've got a date, loser. we'll find out won't we? what => your bot's nick again? we'll just kiss a lot => all we'll see. this town => turning into a soap opera though we're degenerates? where => that time ^Pudge found you naked in your room with a bowl of jello? we're giving you what => aesthetic for most perl programmers. we're not against cgi... cgi => fine we've all agreed that he => banned for at least a couple months. weakness => power. wearable => pretty damn cool or at http://wearables.www.media.mit.edu/projects/wearables/ wearable computer => pretty damn cool or at http://wearables.www.media.mit.edu/projects/wearables/ wears iron britches. tom_g => easily foiled. weather => nuts everywhere. or maybe not, who can tell weather outside => frightening weather that hashkey formula => good enouch, and stuff like that weather today => wet web => <reply> #perl is web-free. Please discuss Perl here, web things in #web, cgi things in #cgi, and anything else in #butitsreallyaperlquestion. web design => difficult? Remind me of the areas that are complex :) web discussion => banned in here web programming => a forbidden topic in #perl web server => still a source of lots of raw data that can be processed in lots of different ways. Elkay certainly don't think one should read too much into it, but it's there. web site => very embarrassing, actually. But I leave it up there to keep myself from getting too arrogant. :-) web stuff itself => not even remotely challenging web talk => banned. End of web. web! => <reply> Don't ask web-related questions on #perl. Read the topic. Try #cgi or #www or #perlweb or http://www.cgi-resources.com or http://language.perl.com/CPAN/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html web-droid => what you'll be web.sql => built against that version... webart guess jon => about 33 webart hear he => a good skiier webglimpse => http://glimpse.cs.arizona.edu/webglimpse/ or a great search engine for non-commercial use. webobjects => buggy, still? :> MrSolo heard that 10 months ago webpluck => at http://strobe.weeg.uiowa.edu/~edhill/public/webpluck/ webreview.com => *not* helping webserver => so damn secure, jeffp has to have a username/passwd to view ANYTHING ONLINE! And jeffp don't have them! websnob, tell us, what => sex? websnob, what => sex? webspace for lotek => http://www.lotek.org/ phear webster bot => not around anymore. ^Pudge liked it. webster purl references => hypertexted. you'ld lose some of that on IRC webster's => a great book, but njt wouldn't use it as a dictionary :) websucker => working. spiff. wed. => game 1, i think weed => not bad though. weeks => good enough to make money today weel it => only opening the folder in one window isn't it? weenie => a newbie who needs their hand held everywhere they go or a detachable penis. weepin jesus, what => #perl coming to? weezle => spouting zippy weezner => very new to perl, could someone help teach Weezner how to make a socket? weird thing => that the import routine worked perfectly for on delimited file, but it won't work for the other file (the 1.2 meg). It just produces a 0 byte DBM... weird. => that chop method better? weird. now \mjd's browser => hung. weither $obj => your current class or the new one doesn't matter -- the right subroutine gets called wel spdrman => sanitizong, look... a few lines SpdrMan can show... wel, bug => gonna watch lost world now wel, now => no longer the time to buy wel, this => marginally more interesting than the usual drivel anyway :-) welcome to hell ... lej => your latin teacher, Master Lej welcome to hell ... lej => your latin teacher, Master Lej welder => a good name, methinks or found at http://www.cgibuilder.com/welder or a document creation tool that uses templates welder symbol => behaves and looks much like... well => <reply> Well, well, well if it isn't Billy Boy and his clown and his scarey vampire! Ooo, scarey. well-armed channel => a polite channel. :) well-formed regex => actually a.*b well. actually.. gears => reading 'the book' off their web site.. lemme see if gears's book has the same error. well. archon => outty well. fsck it. teraprowl => outta here well. it => not working. well. qw[jeff[ => dumb well. rootbeer => off to get that terminator. ("I'll be back!" :) well. this moz cvs checkout => gonna take awhile. g'night. well.. => ^Pudge here? well.. guess dysan => going to have to duck back into man pages.. OH well.. l8z well... latex => workable well... qw[jeff] => still gonna make one! well... regex guess regex => left reading D&I4.4BSD well.... what => conditionally go to the next iteration of a foreach loop? welll the error => XcrewC8's sub! welp phrag => munchin on the food of the gods, pez, and nuitter butters welp, ascii-'s drink => done, I'm off to bed. G'nite folks welp, purl => in perl. welp, the boss => here, he found work for ascii_. wendy's on tv hiway => further than tanesbourne. werd asc. quick question, how => calling procedures different in perl 5.003 than 004? were => the web site for ircII or sirc were key => something taking from an array werecow => <REPLY> moooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gnash* *chew* *ruminate* werecow => <REPLY> moooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gnash* *chew* *ruminate* werewolf => "There wolf!" wes => amagosa's best friend and business partner. That would be a bad idea. wes's => just text, lemme convert it real quick wesley => a lame plot device used to prop up weak ST:TNG writing. west => east west phoenix => just going straight to hell wft => the white-throated flitterwing. wget => slick wget adze, => written in C wh => it that when dKIL open a file for reading or read/write, it wipes out the current contents of the file? wh a hash => an associative array wh mean wh => totally stumped here.. wha? => this an [unmentionable]? whacked out country this => fer sure whaddup dawg => <reply>Give me some lovin', G-money! wharf => a cheap ripoff what activestate does => pretty cool. providing a commercial perl for those who want a commercial perl what happened => someone probably mis-construed 20/year as 20/6 months. what he => trying to say is that he wants to make sure the users input is not dangerous what uv- wants => recv() what'd be neat => a perlmoo that did everythign in Safe modules. :) what's *really* ugly => "do func()" what's ... "not allowed" => that you asked a question, we gave you answers. if you're too proud to say "what is do a lockfile", that's *your* problem, not ours. what's a brazilian who => server? what's actually happening => that the .* is _first_ machine whatever's on the line, and _then_ matching one instance of a zero-length string. what's bad => when your own code does it too you. :) what's better => that they're both just straight lines with different orientations what's bizarre about that => there's really nothing in the central U.S. that's standard, except incest and insanity. what's buggin me => [petey's NeXTDimension board isn't working. what's bugging tiny3d here => that tiny3d is using a split on whitespace... but it doesn't remove the leading spaces... (it does sometimes... but not always??) what's commercial => up to the daring and the lawyers to decide what's crab, cause => almost crabbie(atleast it's a good nick)? what's disturbing => that in this blurb they take a detail of his head (at that painful angle) and tile it three across what's entertaining => this cracker, a shlub from an NY ISP, wants to "fix" our security in return for a "promo" account. He was packet sniffing to grab passwords. what's even scarier => that I'm getting paid to waste fimmtiu's time. :-) what's even worse => when you and that pretty girl make more pretty girls who want to spend daddy's money what's gotten rid of => what trofeiny want. what's great about b5 => even knowing what happens doesn't spoil the show for jjohn. what's happening (on linux) => that it's jumping to the end of the sleep, which in this case is the end of the program. what's happening => that it works, it's just bound to the eth0 address, not eth0:2 which is what regexp is shooting for. what's his face => out for 2 minutes! what's in the { } => the same as what you'd normally just put in the '' to run against one file or a wildcard of files in one directory? what's interesting => that there's a potentially large memory gain to be made by reclaiming unshifted things. There may be something like this already; bholzman don't know what's it saying => depricated? what's kinda funny, => that MSIE parses it. that's kinda supprising. what's more frightening => that they did that as root. ouch. what's more frightening => that they did that as root. ouch. what's more important => that most backward compatibility issues occur outside the domain of "production" code what's needed => a "perlsmackupsidetheheadwithcamelbook" command, and it needs to execute upon installation. what's odd => that the disconnect event still gets called after the funky parse case.. but Che_Fox's code doesn't get run! what's really annoying => when you see magazine articles about X from supposedly authoratative people and they use "X Windows" throughout. what's really funny => that q[merlyn] *announced* about six months ago that q[merlyn] was going to do this. :) what's really happening => that it's correct even inside the function, but when the mail arrives, the spaces are in there! what's really happening => that it's correct even inside the function, but when the mail arrives, the spaces are in there! what's really happening => that it's correct even inside the function, but when the mail arrives, the spaces are in there! what's really happening => that it's correct even inside the function, but when the mail arrives, the spaces are in there! what's really happening => that it's correct even inside the function, but when the mail arrives, the spaces are in there! what's really scary to me => that a lot of the Congressman are believing them. what's really tricky => that with exec, one can completely obscure the process name which the shell sees. So, as a security feature, command logging is dubious. what's scary => that unless you are running nfs over tcp, you might lose stuff what's strange => that yours doesn't work. what's the law? rudefix => not a student anymore, but interested anyways. what's the problem that drforr => reccommending less memory for? what's the problem? mkdir => pretty straightforward. what's the problem? sql => good to emhdoctor! what's this:* wraithx => away: -(dinner back soon)- since -(18:41)- pager -(off)- what's to say the script => in his home direcotry? what's truly sad => that it's sitting here next to me (Tkil's "wall o' CDs") and i can look at it, and still think: "nope, can't think of anything to listen to..." what's up => me, unfrotunately. :) what's up => me, unfrotunately. :) what's up => me, unfrotunately. :) what's up with the ((? => it valid to have a ? after a ( ? what's wierd => lall that indoor nature shit ... what's with you people? this => #perl! what's worse _saboo_ => starting to get paranoid what's worse about the fonts => that StarOffice doesn't know enough to use all the 500 Type 1 fonts ChipDude has installed. what's wrong => you're using shell when you should be using perl what's wrong with it => that it was written by a rude codepasting KLB, that's what what's wrong with that? demon => getting a warning for it ... what's wrong with your way => that it's slower. :-) what, => The Apocalypse on PPV? what, do you think ^pudge => bound by what another op says? what, in one line, => modperl? what, pray tell, => what, pray tell, => what, purl => going to get 250 million people to agree on it? what, you think forking => better than threading? what? => there a way to properly configure nt boxen? what? gated => not free? :-( what??? the guy => one of the richest men in the world, and he has "fucked" more people than ^Pudge ever will. whatever ... the sentiment => the same :-) whatever :) sorry tuck_ => kind of new to this whatever => <reply> whatever a radiator tank => anyway. whatever downtown => using? Downtown is using perl, and Downtown want to clear the screen :P whatever it => called, it won't be 5,004. whatever it `counts' as, it => impossible without typeglobs. whatever it is, number-6 => unable to see it. whatever merl => comfortable with, jjohn is as well. whatever package $request => from... read its documentation. whatever that % => at the end is always significantly lower too whatever the code => for Latin-1 whatever the path => to the directory. whatever the word => in english whatever time it => where y'all are whatever turns you on => OK. whatever your name => :-) whatif $savedir => a file? whats => the IO socket document whats scary => that this pii with a log more ram can only compile a kernel 1 min faster than Random's box whats strange => that we normally get tornado's once every two or three years whats the shame in it? so => Mr_White.. whats weird => that when Ozone enter a string to search whats worse => when you are nerdy enough to edit the source code to a game just so you can try out a cool ship before earning the rank to fly it :) whats wrong => that if the last element of @para = string, it doesn't work whats wrong, biggan's mind => screwed today :) whelp => is constructing the sentences itself or just printing strings? when/how => the binary asking you for files? when/why? (sorry if this => old news, but Tom_G didn't know) wher => Matt? where/what => install pro*c/nd the rest of the oracle install on the machine where? or => that in the stuff that's scrolled by? where? what => it? whereas Ö for sigma => /wrong/. It's NOT an Ö. whereas, the argument => usually to stop doing something because it's what hitler (would have done|did) whereever it => in ref to the script using it whereis perl => fine wherever your perl binary sits => "preferable", on? whetever the latter => called whether apple => healthy or not, JeffryX never read many postive articles on Apple.. whether it should or not => a futile debate. whether it's a real one or not => another question. whether or not it exists => none of the user's business! whether or not there => a url_post.pm perl module??? whether purl => whether that => U or G or O, dpeneds on the owner and group, relative to the user looking whether the array => full or not whether there => anything on the handle or not. whether this => worth the cost of dealing with said lusers, who can tell? whether tkil => abusing a commonly-accepted def'n of "flow analysis" Tkil don't know... it's kirchoff's current law, in a way. whether your question => valid is up to *us* to decide, not you :-) which # exit => that? which => <reply> which \lembit think => the only way they can possibly be using oraperl with perl5. which amagosa think => silly and pointless. which americanism => earning your scorn at the moment? which asus => it? which ban => you? which ban => you? which bit => it up to? which blah => the child? which book => <reply> which bug => this? which building => it again? which card => it? which city => the outback in, merlyn? which component, exactly, => the price put into then ? which constanant => silent in his last name? which context => that? which converts "this => a test" to "this-is-a-test" which do you think => more obfuscated: $>>$> or $$>$$ ? which expo => that you're talking about? which faq => <reply> It doesn't matter which faq; they're all good. which for dbm files => often lass than file size. which function => it that put if (open(FILE,">$filename")) {$query->save(FILE);close FILE; which hakc => that? which hash => which i can mail out if $? => not 0 which in turn => which ip address => that? which its => "it's"? which manual => this? which means ... lej => allowed to be evil for the rest of the day which means it => an error. which means the server => unresponsive which method => the safest? (i dont want to 'undo' what strict does for t0ny) which module => a good question which mozilla => this, pudge? which n => a random number? which obviously leads to what => gratification.... which of following => a preferable programming style? which of the two do you think => more supported? which of these => more idiomatic? .BI -f\ file .BI -f \ file which one => <reply> *Stop* asking those silly questions! which one? if mrsolo => using it, MrSolo will cancel MrSolo's service tomorrow :> which operation => faster? shift or pop? which os => better: linux or windows? which package => -ldbm, have -lgdbm (GDBM_File) and -ldb (DB_File) now, trying to locate -ldbm which part => <reply> which part of the code => not code which patch => hosed out of the box? which picture => jerji supposed to be saying wow to? :) which program => this ? which reminds torgox... what => it that changed in 5.004 that led some to say it should have been called 5.1? which sloejack think sloejack => going to follow their lead and sleep it off... nite folks which somni don't think => what you want which spice succubus => leaving, anyway? which sql engine => easiest to set up and work with then? which town => that, amagosa? which ug think => less than helpful, and #perl used to be really helpful. which version of perl => it? which version? drforr => doing RH5 tonight. which vw => NOT water cooled, petey? which way => up? which way do you think => easier? which way you want to use => covered in the perl documentation. which weekend => it? lej just might ... which win32 build => best ? which win32 perl => <reply> Which Win32 perl are you running, GURU (5.004_02) or ActiveState (build308 or something) which, actually, => ANS... <sigh> which, for the record, => the last application i remember causeing Tkil's box at hoe to swap... ;-> which, if @b => an expression with side-effects, not what you want. which, if you think about it, => more or less your second definition. which, imnsho => which, of course, => why binmode() exists which, since the core os => made up of Mach, should not be a huge pain. which, tkil suppose, => legit... but C as an environment (with make and so on)... whichever => lower while ($fookwh = <$sock>) { => the offensive line while ($x = <>) => now treated as while (defined($x = <>)) while (<>) => just as if you wrote while (defined($_ = <>)) actually. while (<>) { ... each line => in $_. Do with them as you will ... } while (<doo>) => safe. while ($thing = <DOO>) is not while (<file>) => the same as while (defined $_ = <HANDLE>) { ... } while (<file>) { print; } => just fine and dandy while (defined($hing = <doo>)) => safe again while 1 => pretty neat. while => a loop function that executes a block as long as a condition is true. see reference.perl.com while ^pudge => not a fan of the Windows GUI, it is certainly much easier to use than any X system. while a sales pitch => admirable, you might want to pitch *after* answering the question. while beautiful code => desirable, printf is slower than print... while c => not. while drforr => at it, did anyone notice news.com yakking about Be releasing the Intel version of BeOS? while ipp => more concept than structure or examples while it => not written by a bazaar, a bazaar has a high amount of feedback and input. while jvc => testing that... Why would Perl refer to a prior line as the one that is erroneous? while mfc => a total croke, the win32 api is even worse while olorin => unclear on the merits of "elsunless", it seems to clear that unless is itself a feature. while perl => perfect for qw[jeff]'s current needs, qw[jeff] don't know any programming while purl => testing, don't write to the file, just print to the screen. while qw[jeff[ => ahead of what? while s/s/s/ => kinda like if /s/ right? while taht => probably true, if the program takes 100 times as long to execute than to write, GAlexand'd rather it be e times faster. while the channel => about perl, we speak english while the handheld market => growning, the PP was growing FASTER than it's current market share growing WITH the demand. while the os => running? without rebooting? surely you jest. while the os => running? without rebooting? surely you jest. while the sleep => going while the sleep => going while the sleep => going while the telnet => open all TCP/IP based queries block while this => a CGI question, it refers to Perl (which has been allowed since yesterday)... while tris => here... is it possible to have your own event loop w/ Perl::Tk? while wimp => nice, the majority of computer innovation was done in 80x25 or even 40x25 while winx => trying to learn perl WinX is not this knowledgable right now :) while wont end even tho wait => returning -1 while( <fh> ) => really while( defined( $_ = <fh> ) ) while(1){system($0);} => better whines on principle. goss => a grrl. aren't they meant to? ;) whinge => modern usage, a whining rant whining about his attitude => as productive as calling tchrist a jerk. whir => not even a citizen whis => what /notify i sfor. whish => probably where samba comes in white castle => great! :) too bad they don't have 'em in Michigan white murr => still laboring on it :-) white the problem => Galifax's Emp id# are not distinct white, he => very busy. he is in europe right now. white, it => not about pointy-clicky things. it is about interfacing in thge best possible way with the brain. whitespace => a space, form-feed, newline, carriage return, horizontal tab, or vertical tab. who'all => coming!? who's => purl? who's asking this question. => that tiny? who's bot => it? Written in Perl I assume. who's face => on the $79 bill? Taer know jackson's is on the $50, and franklin is on the $100. who's name => listed FIRST who's port => it? Activestoat or the standard version? who's turn => it to kick dexx who, \mjd? \mjd => not enough of a prescriptivist to be Tom. who, exactly, => who/what => Mato? whoa ... tcl => ahead of perl! whoa aol => bumping prices by 2 bux whoa there! how => "MSSQL is safer with data"? whoa! caffiene => you poison, I see. whoa, amagosa => popular :) whoa, auto-help in cperl-mode => really cool whoa. his first role => as Himself. wow. whoa. longhair_'s libdb => v 2.0.0 and longhair_'s libgdbm is v 2.0.0 coincidence? whoa. nis => working on a Perl Netscape plugin. whoa. this mac cron program => cool. whoah. phil hartman => dead. whoah. the skin => rising in the weirdest-looking patterns on fimmtiu's hand. This is kinda cool. whoami => who is purl whoever does dns for slashdot => clueless. whoever does dns for slashdot => clueless. whole damn thing => just mindnumbingly fast whole idea of docs => amazing. whole point => they don't need to be doing NFS :) whole point about batman => he's supposed to be a common guy whole point of -> => that an arbitrary list ref works on the left. whole point of an ignore => to not waste resources processing stuff that you don't want to see. whole point of this => for idiots who don't make backups. whole point of using inetd => that you don't need to program the client stuff explicitly. whole pointof lambda functions => to cut down on definitition and storage whole readme thing => being reworked whole script => one big commented line. whole thing => at http://www.hemi.com/~tkil/spam1.pl [and it's named after his nickname, not the verb. don't beat Tkil up. please.] whomever => coming in from ohio-state whooah. um, i'm a scott. => this a bad thing? whoohoo! /dcc => hot stuff! =) whooops, => that begging? whoops, ^pudge => gonna get that one, ^Pudge think. whoops, misparse. \mjd => correct. whoops, that nick joke => old :-) whoops. there => whose brain => braining? whose comma => clowing? whose turn => it to kick _a_? whotf => Tony? whotf => Tony? whrere => the Sept one? wht => yahoo ? why => <reply> wicked witch => dead wideawake's prob => simple: i can't rename a file ..?? widget => a sound effects machine, he really is widgets => the XWindows control language widgets, Tk is another language for working with widgets widowmaker => not as configurable, and for me ... it runs superfast anyway wierd => misspelled wierd. all it does => s/['"]/$1$1/ basicly. wierd. patch => hanging on a read() call. What the fuck? wierd. the problem => that Stupid don't have a gethostbyname() command on this system. Fsking Redhat. wierd. why => patch hanging. wife => a good thing to have. wife gets the bills, so ^pudge => not sure. :-) wildacard? => that kind of like wildabeast? wildblue1 => just using this to get an output file to be used as an input file for a MIDI-output program wildblue2's fallback => to write the file processing part in Perl and to dump the converted input file into MAX or some other OO-for-the-purpose tool.... wildy => using that. will it rain tomorrow => <reply> shut the hell up, Qdeath. will mess up if "string" => at the absolute beginning or end will not sleep until about 3 => ... must watch USA hockey game ... will not upgrade...5.0 => fine...(Still running 2.0.32 for that matter...) will that work, or => there a better way? william gibson... => that debbie gibson's dad? william shatner => the worst. willowsprings => having some problems today. wilma => wilma => wiloghby => making a www client wimbledon to putney bridge => about 5 miles, I did 57!! wimp => Windows, Icons and Mice programing wimp syndrome => Why Isn't Mary Programming win 9* => worst win 95 => "unique" :) win 98 => MUCH better win => very difficult and many posisions ar eunclear and many moves are forced. win* => stupid about gzip and tasr win16 => an application, not an OS. win32 => the God forsaken platform. It is not fickle about slashes; its system calls do not care. or ....DEEP HURTING. win32 faq => http://cpan.perl.org/doc/FAQs/win32/Perlfor_Win32FAQ.html win32 perl -e => messed :( win32 perl -e => messed :( win32 perl => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/win32/Standard/ win32 perl installation => ALMOST as easy as MacPerl installation. win32::bluescreenofdeath => bundled with the ActiveState port, free of charge. win32::console => ok for that stuff, not exactly ncurses, but complete control over win32 console win32::ole => in win32mod.html under activestate docs if you care win32::process => fuqd win32::registry => a module that lets you access the registry through Perl. win95 *with* perl => easier than win95 *without* perl. win95 => a shitty excuse for a program loader foisted off on the moronic majority by the Evil Empire. or well hung. or "oft hung" win95 users => <reply>There are no Windows 95 users; there are only Windows 95 victims. win95 winkola's gf uses => ona 486DX4/100. win98 => just Win95 with prettier pictures or a win95 service pack or 98% exactly the same as win95 winamp => probably what you want. wind => picking up here. how's it over there, rudedawg? windd => a reasonably good solution if you have a lot of Unix users who occasionally need Windows apps on their desktop. windd, but nocarrier's problem => with nocarrier's router. window maker => much cool windowmake => 21% to enlightenments 24% but fsck that. they are too bloaty windowmake => 21% to enlightenments 24% but fsck that. they are too bloaty windowmaker 0.14.1 => moreso. windowmaker => a godsend to anyone using X and who misses NeXTSTEP. windows 95 => like drugs. You see pretty colors and think you're flying, but you toast a lot of brain cells in the process, and when you crash, it's damn depressing. windows 98 => an UPGRADE?!? saboo thought it was just a new web browser. or short for Windows 98% MSIE windows => process-challenged. or has so many superficial design flaws that they cover up its real design flaws. or an unreliable, bug-ridden piece of filth. or false laziness windows are great. windows => not. :) windows cgi => like trying to take the long way because it's quicker windows computer => a linux computer once you put the right software on the disk windows sucks => <reply> huhuh, yeah, beavis, it sucks. windows95 => the Dumb Terminal of kings, great for connecting to Royal OSses like Unix. windows98 => reaching customers already. windoze => its own punishment. windoze llama => psycho44... linux ain't got no photoshop winds => having a problem where winds's local system does not recongnise that it has the IO modules installed. wine => the unix Windows Emulator or WINE Is Not an Emulator winer => a guy who annoys ^Pudge who wrote a scripting language called Frontier that used to be Mac-only and is now Windows-compat. winfield, this => a web-free channel - try #cgi winfield, this => a web-free channel - try #cgi wingate => okay wingcommander => the first space shoot;em up? wink 90# ? what => that supposed to be? wink => a movie spoiler :) wink, at least the spelling => correct in both books... wink, it => the same. wink, network admin => a cool thing to be, even if it's extremely painful wink, sorry, ^pudge => having disk problems wink, that => a pretty sick story wink, this => standard debugging that everyone does. wink, ug => often channel-challenged. Don't worry about it. =) wink> => that what /etc/group lists?? winkie i think => an australian. i know winkola used to be winkie and changed to winkola because of all the other winkies. winkie's karma => winkies homepage => http://www.xenon.net/~winkie/ winkies_homesite => http://www.xenon.net/~winkie/ winkola -> centerfolds club => fast food =) winkola -> it => going to buy amagosa a subscription to TPJ next <g> winkola -> that running sprint => no different than running any other WAN. winkola => a jewboy who lives at http://www.techstop.com. The Man of Many Faces, you can also (sometimes) see him at http://www.winkola.com/~rick/images/jpg/webface.jpg. winkola believe perlmenu => a way to create menus in unix systems. winkola believe this => right, and Winkola is comparing it to something Winkola read which is a little confusing. winkola doubt it. the company => so gung-ho on NT that when Winkola came in, Winkola almost got fired the first week. ;) winkola gotta go see if anyone => selling those huge chocolate bars for school benefits today.... winkola gotta run. winkola => gonna cruise the bookstore lookin' for geekchicks. winkola guess agis => getting something fixed. ;) winkola guess winkola => outta here for now.... winkola has a friend, who => damned smart...and finishing his thesis for his Ph.D. in philosophy. winkola it => actually possible to compile Perl 5.004_04 on BSD/OS 3.1 winkola know. winkola => here. winkola think the point => that people are simply pointing out that there are sometimes mitigating circumstances. winkola think winkola => heading off to read EPP. winkola wouldn't say winkola => bitter. But Winkola certainly miss Winkola's 20s. winkola's best home computer => probably Winkola's PowerPC 6400/200. Winkola's Unix box is just a 486DX2/66. winkola's boss => pissed at Winkola because Winkola named a server "hephaestus" last week. ;) winkola's box => NT Workstation at work. winkola's complaint => that censorware doesn't have anything to do with that. winkola's gf => a hit at work. They told her recently "you are the only grownup that likes Southpark!" winkola's girlfriend => here? Quick! Hide the sheep! winkola's laptop => dual-boot. NT when Winkola has to have it and BSD when Winkola get to be real. winkola's mac => running out of drive space. winkola's suspicion => that this is YAH, but Winkola thought Winkola'd ask. winkola, => programpiping just the name of the program that its coming from? winkola, that => really something winkola, winkola => a complex carbohydrate. winnt => sucks! or lame winnuke => an evil thing indeed winnuke mlkesl => nuke has been sent to r074.res3.stthomas.edu winperl => nasty winston => the black guy. wint => scary wintendo => a Windows9X game machine (like they have any other use) winter => cool. with the leaves off the trees, ^Pudge can see the flooded cranberry bogs out ^Pudge's kitchen windoe. winword [78] => cool too. winx => just reading, not copying anything. winzip => kinda sucky too wiper => a poisonous snake, as mentioned by those of Indian descent. wire your mail program so that => appends random gibberish to your hostname, rather than a static (and obvious) string. wired => a rag. wired2 => awake wiredness => what kind of computer access the school has wisconsin => sleety. wisconsin and m => the heart of Georgetown, dude wisconsin nt => different from normal NT wise => the man who knows what he does not know wish => the tcltk interpreter i believe. wish sandwich => a kind of sandwich in which purl have two pieces of bread, and purl (wait for it) WISH purl had some meat! wishes => <reply> If wishes were ponies then beggars would ride. wishes he had => WipeoutXL cd here . . . wishes that perl as we know it => dead. with $sig{'int'} => there a way to get the signal number? with => generally a title given to someone who's not a full co-author with a foreach loop... => the iteration number stored anywhere or do tiny3d need to do this tiny3d? with a fork, => there a way to make the parent -not- wait for the child to exit? with a number like 100 what => get the graph to go full scale? with apm apm => running too with gpmpg what => decrypt stuff? with grep => it $bleh = qx(grep "this is a test" data.dat); with how much hair davistv => pulling out, that's not completely out of the question. with html => so easy.. you can use the <pre> to set the spacing.. with linux pcmcia => a snap with netscape 4 there => a bug. if your cgi prints out a template and the template doesn't end with '\n' rather than '\n ' with netstrings the parsing => particularly simple, and you never have to backtrack or look ahead. with nt the ip address => good enough (= with perl all they fgotta do => open it up in a text ediort with perl eh? damn, nocarrier => impressed. with perldoc -f split, what => tell it which words Soupcan want? with processors it => going to be more difficult. with processors it => going to be more difficult. with qmail, the bottleneck => never the cpu/ram. It's the disk. with that @$temp_2 purl => really confusing the hell out of Perl. with that in the script, $text => the template with no variables in there with that name, lej, mindstorm => sure there are other services MindStorm cannot afford... ;-) with the 1.3 stuff there => apachectl to do it all for you with the debugger, => it possible to set a breakpoint for a particular line in a module rather than a line in main:: ? with the exec function, => there someway woofski can make the output of the program executed not shown? with the file i'm using there => a line to give to $string and it gets confused way before the end of the file. with the file i'm using there => a line to give to $string and it gets confused way before the end of the file. with the frustration nature => having with mysql at the moment in time, nature can't help :) with the problem that purl => stuck at the lowest common denominator. with this proj. m_cmptr => WAY over m_cmptr's head...I islearning unix & perl in the same week!! with what money => left over, we get an Ultra 5 ... to be a server for the *whole* fucking company within the sub => a the subs that run the program without knowing what make => trying to do, all speculation is basically useless. Effort preservation, you know :-) without quotes => slightly more efficient. without the = the localhost => not converted to the ip number. witten> $qa{'textanswers'} => a array ref then is it? witten> purl => getting very wird behaviour wix => having major problems getting GD.pm installed on this other computer wiz, old_kosh => not debugging your code for free. ;) wizardry => elsewhere wizzzz => a KLB wksi => Well Known Security Issue wm => a seperate WM, which was written from scratch. wm discussion => still on? wm2 => pretty sweet if you want a fast and nimble wm. or at <http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~cannam/wm2.html> wmaker => f***ing fast and easy to configure wmx => cooler than wm2, IMHO or at <http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~cannam/wmx.html> wmx, huh? hmmm, => this like the old twm? wn => *way* f'kin busted. wnt => just one step ahead of VMS wnuke 206.67.186.65 => being sent wnuke webnt.pyr.ec.gc.ca => being sent wnuke yhwh.flash.net => being sent woah oh. looks like mysql => using some portion of C++. woah oh. woah! michael dorn => doing a voice for Johnny Bravo on Cartoon Network woah, this => a really good movie woah, this => a really good movie woe => njt. njt has funny hair and people don't take njt seriously. woffe if $< (or => it $>)? woffe its either $< or $> one => effective uid woffe> ordinary kill => sig TERM (15) and its catchable $SIG{TERM}= sub { "ouch...n"; die; } woffe> sig kill => -9 unstopable last restort megadeath kill wolf, it => in perlsub. wolfbein => writing a program that prints a file until it hits a blank line. Right now Wolfbein istesting for a blank line using until($string == ()) {... This does not work. Any suggestions? wolfboy => a bolo newbie, who likes to talk but doesn't like to play wolfee know that => what its supposed to do..but its not working :< wolfee wonder if there => a BSD ps for IRIX wolfy => about to kill both perl and IRIX wolvrine => sure he has woman feargod => nuts about wants to live there. woman who constantly => trying to tempt every xy chromosomed homosapien within a 30 yard radius to boot womble => sleeping 20 feet away from you, and you are on #irc? women => <reply> women tend to like subtlety won't mention that tie => what he does to his sub from time to time wonder idly what a "pkrekelb" => ... wonder if anyone => still listening to her, or did everyone put Abigail on /ignore? wonder if there => a .deb wonder no more, yes, it => possible, for you however that might be a different story, for me, i just don't have the time wonder why there => no $^ var for taint pragma wonder why there => no $^ var for taint pragma wonder-twin powers => <reply> form of ... and ICE SCSI CONTROLLER! wonderful ascii art it => :) wonderful thing => that they're doing it to themselves by acting like puerile prevaricators to a federal judge. A federal judge has more power than Bill Gates. He hasn't figured that out yet. wonders => Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch in D Minor was influenced by Spinal Tap wonders briefly what :0 => supposed to mean in the context of gratitude, then puts it out of his cluttered mind. wonders briefly what :0 => supposed to mean in the context of gratitude, then puts it out of his cluttered mind. wonders briefly what :0 => supposed to mean in the context of gratitude, then puts it out of his cluttered mind. wonders briefly what :0 => supposed to mean in the context of gratitude, then puts it out of his cluttered mind. wonders briefly what :0 => supposed to mean in the context of gratitude, then puts it out of his cluttered mind. wonders by happybob => trolling. or is he? wonders first if anyone => alive wonders how epp => selling. -) wonders how excited pudge => right now wonders how geno => really using stat... wonders how hard it => to find a lame page with a counter. :-) wonders how hard it => to find a lame page with a counter. :-) wonders how jerji => using netscape without X. wonders how long tony-- => going to keep this up wonders how much diranged => paying... wonders how much hello => offering his shell account for wonders how said vb gui => going to run on his OpenBSD box wonders idly if perl => compiled with -DDEBUGGING by default these days. wonders if 'operandum' => the singular form of 'operandi'. wonders if 190mb => enough for a build of xemacs... ;-> wonders if [petey => still gonna kick for kewltok wonders if ^pudge => watching this wonders if a panel => like a slab wonders if a space => an unhappy thing... wonders if acces => able to read the file now wonders if anybody here => online 24hours/has a shell if you are, please /msg Imeadiate wonders if anyone => paying any attention at all wonders if anyone from pern => on the channel wonders if anyone in here => alive..... wonders if applescript => wonders if applixware => worth 250MB+ of disk space... hm... wonders if arkuat really => a mafia type... wonders if being faster => a good thing wonders if cadburry => hiring IT people wonders if che => a wave/particle duality. wonders if chip => in for a bugfix. wonders if chris13 => looking at raw manpages wonders if chuckd => gonna bust a cap in somebody's ass? wonders if crab => wonders if crimethnk => at the game and jacking in on the cell modem to chat with us wonders if d7 => around.. wonders if dach => a play'a or a play'a'hate'a wonders if debian => FHS compliant wonders if dem => really sys in disguise wonders if dough => doug h lewis from the university of buffalo wonders if drforr => talking about himself wonders if dv => lacking a sense of humor *we're kidding around, man* wonders if emyankwon => joking wonders if everyone => gagged and tied to a chair, just out of reach of the keyboard.. ..but then again maybe everyone fell asleep.. wonders if excession => imply that he is. wonders if ey => the only one who finds BitchX offensive? wonders if flocking => ever required....? wonders if fool => on drugs wonders if fqa.com => still in use wonders if fqa.com => still in use wonders if frontier => wonders if frooky => a Newton wonders if gbacon => against snatch munging wonders if gg => now entitled to 1 stupid www question free of charge...heheh wonders if gg => now entitled to 1 stupid www question free of charge...heheh wonders if gg => now entitled to 1 stupid www question free of charge...heheh wonders if goss => on linux-kernel wonders if goss1 => alive wonders if having n0there here => kinda like having tea and no tea. wonders if he => hideously lagged or something wonders if his houseguest => going to awake and get moving before he has to be out of the house wonders if infamy => figuring out "scalar context" now wonders if jb => in oregon, for some reason wonders if jeff => thinking on a higher level (or no)? wonders if jjohsn => really uri in disguise? wonders if joebloe => around wonders if john stanley => on it. wonders if lej => getting any of this "work rap" wonders if lembit => a closet rick derringer fan? wonders if lerk => every going to drop that copy of 3.3Dev in the mail wonders if longhair- => one of those SUN manaical groupies wonders if lwp::server => like HTTP::Daemon. wonders if m_cmptr => an american at least wonders if map => the only function that isn't context sensitive. wonders if merlyn => talking about banner rotation? wonders if mjd => a pint-sized dictator who's lobby for a moderated NG wonders if mysql => worth it when you can do a whole lot with a tied hash and split wonders if netv1 => at 110 baud wonders if nkrn8 => wonders if nkrn8 => wonders if nocarrier => in the business of coining phrases :) wonders if one summer => enough to learn advanced perl wonders if orwant => tiring of facetious suggestions for tpj covers. wonders if p5p => wonders if perl + sfio => even worth considering on win32 wonders if perl => a better garbage collector or trash compactor? wonders if petey => reading the be stuff wonders if pudge => taking a break from his work? wonders if purl => case-sensitive. wonders if q[merlyn] => the real thing wonders if qmail => worth the hassle. ) wonders if qw[japh] => still looking wonders if q|merlyn| => depressed in the button sense, then. wonders if randal => really chip or chip is really randal? wonders if rootbeer => trying to tell him something wonders if roy => suffering the DoItAllInOneRegularExpression syndrome.. :-) wonders if rsw has a point or => just being contrary. wonders if rtfm => saying "you" to him and meaning it ... :-/ wonders if sloejack => using that new babelfish thingy posted in clpm the other day wonders if snl => going to be good tonight wonders if someone => making plans for nigel wonders if stupid => using fvwm95? wonders if tc => ever invited back. wonders if tchrist => behind the programming of purl re: win32 wonders if tera => isotretinoin wonders if that => any different from forcing list context... wonders if that means (enemy) => raised to some arbitrary exponent. wonders if that one => actually in there wonders if the brightness => turned down on darkj's screen? ) wonders if the british term fa => understood. wonders if the christ => dealing a meal? wonders if the prk => available in the PRC wonders if the prk => available in the PRC wonders if the_gh0st => going to speak again. wonders if there => going to be a dead horse on the cover of IPP, and if he should suggest such a think to the ORA cover artist? wonders if there really => an abigail or if it's really tchrist wonders if this => still borking that bitchx session... :) wonders if this silence => due to his brilliant analysis or solaris or if people are just being kind not to flame him ... :-) wonders if tom => listening. wonders if url => short for urinal? wonders if wawb => living on the Satellite of Love. wonders if wopr2 => going to open a can of protovision on our asses wonders of "corraborate" => a word or not. wonders to whom fimm => speaking wonders what => useful about it. wonders what _strobe => doing pasting 5 lines wonders what abend => doing. wonders what amagosa => laughing about wonders what arkuat => trying to tell him wonders what book crimethink => reading from / what page wonders what cnelson => complaining about... wonders what comp.lang.perl.tk => about. Amy_ thought tk was a a whole seperate language? wonders what dbms purl => using wonders what demon => testing wonders what happybob => doing. wonders what he => thinking wonders what in the -hell- => wrong with his fingers wonders what in the hell => going on. wonders what infamy => talking about. wonders what it => with europeans dropping in so *early* wonders what it => with europeans dropping in so *early* wonders what it => with europeans dropping in so *early* wonders what jeff => talking about. wonders what loads => wonders what localtime()[7] => ambiguous with wonders what merlyn => doing with paste? wonders what net::ph => used for wonders what petey => talking about wonders what planet tkil => from. *wonder* wonders what pudge => conjuring in his motel room? wonders what pudge dawg => doing wonders what purl => talking about wonders what purl => talking about wonders what semctl => in 5.004_04-m4 wonders what stupid_ => up to wonders what tchrist => doing over in p5p give that he's said the GPL issues will be 'fixed' in the next release. ;) wonders what the best way => to copy the data from one ref'd hash to another ref'd hash. wonders what the difference => between kirvis and krivis... wonders what the exact patent => for openmarket wonders what the heck jjohn => up to wonders what the hell => going on wonders what the hell crime => doing to himeself. wonders what the perlring => and why it sounds like a place for baby animals? wonders what the sighing => all about wonders what tinn => doing that requires that much "fastness" wonders what tom_g => here for wonders what tom_g => here for wonders what uri (or url) => doing for the perl institute? wonders what version symetric => running anyway... wonders what wrap longhair => talking about exactly... wonders what x over 36.6 => wonders when gnu => going to develop a CPU.... wonders when ipp => going to come out. wonders when lerk => going to start ranting.... wonders when skulker => going to get over purl. wonders when this => going to end. wonders when this => going to end. wonders where his k&r => too wonders where petey => keeping his gun rack wonders where pudge => storing his gun rack wonders where spp => in there. wonders where this => documented wonders whether "clue service" => TCP or UDP... wonders whether amagosa => looking forward to college wonders whether crab => wonders whether egcs => broken for linking. hm... wonders whether egdup => awake. wonders whether even abigail => beginning to cuddle of the the purrrrling creature. wonders whether henrietta cat => still on the air wonders whether int($x+1) => a better solution than sprintf wonders whether matthew wright => *the* Matt wonders whether or not karma => a conserved quantity wonders whether pico -w => the way to keep pico from nuking longlines wonders whether sirc => as functional as ircII epic yet wonders whether sydney harbour => truly more beautiful than the San Francisco Bay wonders whether the atmosphere => Pluto is conducive to good fart appreciation wonders whether the topic => wonders whether there => a Diffie-Hellman module wonders whether xemacs => enlightened or not... wonders which "they" teratogen => talking about. :) wonders which => worse... HT?L discussions or car dreams wonders which part of #cgi => opaque to gg wonders which wheel sloejack => reinventing... is it very round? wonders who bad-bob => talking to... wonders who excession => addressing himself to. wonders who kaitlin => and why she's ranting wonders who kaitlin => and why she's ranting wonders who or what kaitlin => smiling at wonders who tick => anyway wonders whom jerji thinks => bored wonders whom taner => cursing wonders why [petey thinks ey => lame wonders why _d0c_ => writing a program to manually create indexes for each directory when most web servers will do that automatically for you if no index is present. wonders why abigail => chafed? wonders why alexx-13 => trrying to dcc me files wonders why amagosa => running freebsd when rudefix thought that he was a linux-head wonders why amish => playing with IRC instead of sitting at home by a candle reading their Bible? wonders why amy__ => asking non-sequiter WWW questions on #perl. wonders why amy__ => asking non-sequiter WWW questions on #perl. wonders why arcterex => getting a r under linux wonders why arkuat => output blank lines all evening wonders why axon => seething with anger wonders why crab => taunting people with a mask wonders why eir printer => on lp1, not lp0 wonders why everyone => going on about the lame BSD that won't upgrade perl instead of about OpenBSD wonders why fmh => bringing hardware in to the discussion wonders why h-pipe-ndeur => not departing? or is ey just lagged? wonders why he => the only one who can't program Purl wonders why it => so hard to get people to tell him what's wrong. wonders why jam => playing with @INC anyways? wonders why joebloe => so defensive. wonders why klif => jumping through quotemeta hoops with '' wonders why lembit => always versining him. wonders why maxx => talking about SAT math questions wonders why nobody => in #eugenics wonders why orev => being so tolerant of web wonders why orev => being so tolerant of web wonders why people say crime => nothing to laugh at? wonders why petey => calling rush obscene wonders why pudge => talking shit? wonders why satan => discussing this in #perl wonders why satan => discussing this in #perl wonders why second program => able to write into a file which is flocked... wonders why slashdot.org => so extremely slow today wonders why some chick => telling him about some animal organation wonders why someone => still using Mysql.pm wonders why ssfe => affected "Isn't all that handled in dsirc?" wonders why string cat-ing => so hard. Do jjohn has to read ALL jjohn's code! jeezz... wonders why there => no irc01/02.primenet.com, and why irc03.primenet.com reverses to an apparant dialup ip. wonders why x5rings => using a hash... wonders wtf dejanews => *doing* with all that junk. wonders wtf lej => talking about. wonders, => it a split or the lagmeister woo hoo freebsd => done installing woo hoo freebsd => done installing woo hoo puuck => back woo hoo, amagosa => allowed to call Ryan's house as late as 10pm now. Gotta love Christy :) woo hoo, gay calendar program => progressing. woo hoo, log dir => under 500MB again :) woo hoo, recursion => working woo hoo, the accountant => letting amagosa order a scsi hard drive :) woo this => woo! "perl in a nutshell" => coming out, but it's the wrong color on the cover! woo! how => it? woo! pakistan => standing down! woo, somni => somebody now woo, the daily => on woo, the zenirc faq => cool woo, tkil shows => fangs. woody42 => having trouble running a perl program... i think woody42's html is the problem. woof => having one :( woofski => confused woohoo! telco guy => here. woohoo! that delete operation => woohoo! the russian mirror => finally downloading its files (= woohoo! the world => *not* full of uncultured boors! woohoo! up in smoke => on! woohow! now *that* => a factoid! wooo. lame-o-nick meter => approaching red. woooz => desperate :).. woosh's make => puking on perlio.c word <reply> => required word <reply> word => born word => <reply>no, word to YOUR mother word boundary => the boundary of a word. word character => a small deevil that inhabits south america word for the day => "truncate" word for today => "promiscuous". word gullible => NOT in the dictionary word of the day => 'sasquatch' word subroutine => not entirely accurate. word tyranny => over! word2x => ok.. not great but it beats using an editor to decrapify the fiels wordpad => bad about that shit. wordperfect => not ms, and it is available for unix. what is wrong with it? wordstar => the way to go! wordwrap => a perl thing. worf => <reply> i wonder what worf's ponytail would taste like to a hot little college infobot worf^, this => one of the failings of Basic worf^, this => one of the failings of Basic work it needs => not related to security worked 12 hours today and => grumpy worked for an rboc and => amazed every time he dials the phone and it works :) workgosa => going back to workgosa's engl hw working at a bank => not very mellow however . .. working fine. stupid_ => DLing it how. working for a start-up => like a real job only you get paid less working for the govt => frightening. Shouldn't you be coding in Ada? :) working from home => like, one of Feoh's life goals. Feoh is *so* much more productive when working from home. working man => desperate, he can't support his family / and we could pull the nation out of debt for what we spend on locks and keys working on billy's farm => working on billy's farm => working on it, arkuat => very newbie there so far workred? what => he doing now? works at a phone company, and => daily more amazed that he can pick up the phone and get a dialtone... works great if the package => broken down that way. Lots of them aren't. workstation => for higher volumes of processing, different from a PC. world => filled with fucking idiots. or mormons or not flat, Teratogen think world cup => http://espn.sportszone.com/soccer/worldcup98/index.html, starts june 10 world isn't a vax. strace => a linux thing world record for sound volume => 240 DB. worldcom => headed the way of Bell. worldgroup => basically MajorBBS + optional windows frontend for lusers worldwide aids rate => huge. what they don't tell you is that 95% of all cases are in 3rd world countries worse => better! worst 'animal' => the ants on the covers of the oracle books. worst -win95. of course, jjohn => doing it as a contractor. ;) worst it could do => fail. worst of it => passing north. worst of it => passing north. worst of the lot => ben bullock and john stanley is a close second worst part => it took us the better part of a year-and-a-half to fire her... worst part about mklinux => its lack of support for sound, and the sound chip is blown out on this machine anyway. :D worst part of all this => that Tkil has run into it before, but Tkil don't recall how Tkil got around it. Tkil suspect Tkil just rebooted each time. :( worst that can happen => it could destroy the box, take down your net, cause routing instability on the internet, and ruin modern civilization as we know it worst that could happen => Baton's scripts get errased worst thing => that NO sample is good on the Internet. All Internet polls are worthless. worst thing about it => it's basically indestructable. worst thing is, he => smart too :> worst tla of all => an FLA, viz. BATF worst you can be told => NO... wot => yankspeak wots a big perl program? mine => 856 lines so far.. would anyone who => good with regex like to help dr-who2 on a small parsing problem.. would have to look at that, => Widgets/tk just modules or dll? would in your opinion (which => of no consequence) Slavegrl^'s be "sucky" ? would it matter if there => a ~ in the filename? would something that => uninert be ert? would that imply that poop => different than oop? would that work on a sun or => that a linux or bsd thing? would the fact that taer => using $_ mean anything? would you like fries with that => <reply> Order the damned fries, Earthling!!! would you like to play a game => <reply> COBOL Thermonuclear War! would you say this => a template? would, but => wouldn't you say #perl => the best for learning? How many professional Perl programmers would you say are in here rite now? wow! #perlweb => INCREDIBLY active this morning wow! abby's thing => AWESOME wow! lej => impressed ... Hatler gets the prize for the most insane suggestion of all time wow! merced => to be delayed at least six months. sucks to be Intel. wow! tom of tom and jerry => singing.... wow? => it guaranteed you'd get it back? wow? => it guaranteed you'd get it back? wp for linux => currently at 7 with 8 being developed wraithx => not going to be any help to you sorry wraithx cant see why there => a problem with them - one is just a Print line wraithx think bed => what WraithX should do wraithx's infobot => working wraithx's isp => using it wraithx_ => just practising so WraithX_ thought what better way to practise than to make WraithX_'s computer say stuff to WraithX_ at login based on time of day wraithxx => trying to get someone to install the script - WraithXX isnot even near the machine its being put onto wraithxxx's question => do you know anywhere wraithXXX can find some resources on the web to help wraithXXX work with a database wrapping => something you don't do to a variable. Another solution might be to load the data into an array and walk that, moving the text more than 76 chars to the beginning of the next array index. wrestles with sendmail.cf and => loosing badly. writability => the most important thing. write => print a picture record writing => almost done. writing a book => like having blood drawn through your scrotum. while someone may eventually benefit from the process, it's an unending source of misery and discomfort until it's over. :) writing a dwim module => easy. first, you write the meta-DWIM module, and then you tell that to write DWIM. writing a search engine => quite difficult writing a search engine => quite difficult writing an faq about yourself => one of the surer signs of net.megalomania. writing books and software => hard work and you folks just throw it back in our face writing clear programs in perl => easy. writing specifications => more difficult than actual programming. Genuine llamas have to be able to understand this shit :) wrong => wrong show, the correct end => 'you will be assimilated...' wrong window => <REPLY> if you say so... wrong, sloejack, the answer => the compaq deskpro xl + ethernet howto at http://www-c724.uibk.ac.at/XL/ -- see, it's that kind of targetted information i'm willing to pay for. wrong. in c it => exactly the same. wsh => some shitty script engine for Win32. wshere => it missing from then if ($lport =~ /^ttyE(\d{2}$/ && $1 >= 64 && $1 <= 95) { wt => http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/WebTechniques/ wt24 => a continuation of the ``doctor is in''? wtdumper => a bitch... dumps everything ~ delimted... wtf => bluefire wtf country => amagosa's-TLD? wtf did _vile just say. it => not any of those questions wtf kind of hog => xemacs? it's eating like 50% CPU wtf? how the hell => \@ar not an arrayref?! wth => that?? wth kinda logo => a penguin. Chuck is much better. wtmp => login-from info, utmp is idle info, right? wu.ftpd => excellent, now that those nasty shell holes have been taken care of :) wuffy => wuffy wunders if ama => snukeable wustl => too well connected to knock someone off, and Sloejack suppose that is that. wut exactly => a binary search tree ? wuuhuu! abba => Ludde's bot it's almost working wuuru, what i would do => suspend the CPAN shell, cd to the build directory in your CPAN cache directory, cd inot the package in question, su root and install wuuru252 know :) but => lazy and find it more fun to write $response = $UserAgent->request("GET", $URL) :) ww => a good guy and all, but, ascii don't...(DAMN PHONE!!!) wwaldo's mouse => not :( wwdc => the Apple Macintosh WorldWide Developer's Conference wwhere => exists? www => NOT the Internet. or sucking molded yoghurt through a tiny straw www on nt => just plain wrong. www.acu.umb.edu => a nickname for acu1.stu-life.umb.edu www.affy.com/p5be => better. www.amazon.com => where amagosa get amagosa's books www.apple.com => up now! www.askjeeves.com: what => tail -f in perl? www.bsdi.com => market-speak encombered, but from what i gather, yep www.chriscrawler.com => cooler :-) www.cisoc.com => Reza's little toy. er, big toy. www.cnn.com => a pretty good www page. Nice content. www.cnn.com => a pretty good www page. Nice content. www.cpan.com => the font of all things perlian. Go there and be enlightened. www.denverbroncos.com => running apache and mod_perl??! www.dice.com => the appropriate place to advertise that www.enlightenment.org => a nickname for http://www.rasterman.com www.faq.org => a rad site www.freshmeat.net => your friend www.geekgirl.com => dumb www.gimp.org => its own Debian GNU/Linux machine www.goof.com/pcg/ => where pgcc is, it helps tremendously for most operations by allowing you to optimize for the pentium. www.hotbot.com => fuxored!! www.imdb.com => done on the fly in perl (with a little help from apache) www.imdb.com => done on the fly in perl (with a little help from apache) www.irs.gov => a little slow tonight :-) www.jesuschrist.com => eeeeeevil www.labs.redhat.com => very very cool.. all the best luck in surpassing kde:-> www.metacrawler.com => where all (most) of the good urls are www.metaspy.com => fun www.microsoft.com => bad/os www.mildred.com => a weird site. it's a piercing and scarification game. www.ora.com => still suffering from an advanced case of the busteds. www.pathfinder.com => not responding this morning though. :) www.perl.com => the fount of all things perlian or a font of many things Christiansenian www.perl.com mail => handled (pri=10) by mail.perl.com www.perl.com. 5.004_04 => the latest stable version. www.perl.com/cpan => not a CPAN mirror. www.perl.com/cpan-local => find. www.perl.com/cpan-local/ => fast for me. www.perl.net => #perl's web page. :) www.perl.org => the Perl Institute www.pilotzone.com => your best friend from now on www.pricewatch.com => kind of a nice buyers page. www.reason.com.au => not dns-ing very well right now www.rootshell.com (or => it .org?) www.silkwood.co.uk => such a place, but they won't tell Whispers how it's done www.slashdot.com => 404'ing. naughty web server. www.stonehenge.com => now locked down. www.warez.org => an http server. www.webintosh.com => tragically irrelevant. the cool software of the week: a program that rotates your desktop picture! www.wired.com => mod_perl. www::search => busted. wwwboard => useful wwworm => german and jst recently moved here wwworm's problem => that WWWorm want to make a perl program that opens and executes a different file depending on a parameter , like a header file in c++ wynton => cool! x !~ y => the same as !(x =~ y) x => y x day => nigh! x files => the firestarter episode x itself => the real pig! x itself => the real pig! x itself => the real pig! x or y => like if (! X) { Y } x really => something else that longhair_ can't remember. x windows => a PoB term x's y => a valid construct x(f() or g()) => fine. x11 => running on Rhapsody now. Coooooooool. x11amp => the non gpl one? x2 => not better. x2322 => Conical Taper. You know how important that symbol is. x5, why => there a ';' in there? x5rings => checking to see if lore5 is x5rings => checking to see if lore5 is x6's kitty => displeased with 'cat' and X6's wife with 'man perl'; says what about 'woman perl' :) x86 => a language? x86 arch => very very silly x86 arch => very very silly x86 archecture => the cheapest in the world. x86 architecture => x86 asm => a languege in that a lang is a way of expressing code x86 slowlaris => cranky x86 solaris => pathetique! ignore it! x86.org => cool xanadu => alive and well and working on several projects. It is also at xanadu.net xanim => old but works great. sound too xargs => more efficient than -exec when working with a long list xave => doing it xave read the man, and there => no variable that gives the output of system ($! is error), how can xave capture the output of system ? xbase => around still xbleed => similar, but snapshots your desktop and makes everything bleed. (screensaver) xcd => tasteful, WareCOw. I was surprised too. xcd => tasteful, WareCOw. I was surprised too. xcd => tasteful, WareCOw. I was surprised too. xcopy /m => your friend xcreat => very simple. xdemineur => one such program. xdm => bloated xemacs + dired + efs => very nice for that sort of thing too (although i'm not sure how polite it is about doing multiple uploads/downloads simulataneously. xemacs + irchat => a fine way to find salvation. :) xemacs => under GPL, but it split off from the FSF tree back in the pre-19.0 days. or a disk pig xen_ => op in #CGI xenion, => this a nph script or what? xerocks => here xerox => trying to sue USR (the new Palm Computing owners) for zillions in damages. xevil => possibly the best X game xf86 => quite bad at "Forgetting" to garbage collect after applications exit, if the application programmer was sloppy and left all sorts of X memory held xff => hex? xfiles => surprising ^Pudge xfli => a klb xfreefont => a little more destructive and impolite :) xfstt => X Font Server TrueType and it's where it's at! xftpd => a unix/linux ftp daemon. xiang => a tard of some sort methinks xiang's makefile => using cc, what is the make command to force gcc? is it make -d CC=gcc? xiang, oo => done only when needed. xiang, what? qw//? it => in the manpage. xinit => screwy... had to do startx xircon => a TCL client. xi|fluid's...i => not here with an iis problem Xi|fluid ishere with problems installed PERL for win32 :) xml => a new markup language. or http://www.w3.org/XML/ or http://www.perl.com/perl-xml.html xml spec => verbally bizarre at times, but what it defines is simple and straightforward. xmodmap => your friend :) xntpd => a decent solution... xon => ^q and xoff is ^s xon-xoff => just suspecting they could be defined as text and not numbers? xor => much safer. xose => a man's name. xosview => dieing over and over with floating point exceptions. that's probably bad. :( xp2 => Cross-Platform Perl for Unix and NT, by Eric Johnson. xpilot => your friend. xqr it tells you if the thing => a regular file (not a directory or something else freaky) xrayjones => not a number, xrayjones is an alphanumeric string! xs => standard. Comes with every perl distribution. xs ny => video game heaven. xs? what => that? xsl => XML Stylesheet Language or halfway between CSS and DSSSL xsub => perl's interface to C code xsub signal handler => safe. xsubpp => nice xsun => Solaris X server. xterm arkuat => sitting at right now is way too xunloadfont => mostly useful for memory conservation during a long application that changes fonts midstream back and forth xura => a hoss. xv => a good idea. Reading through the man page now. ;) xv => a good idea. Reading through the man page now. ;) xwindows => what PoB's call X. :) xxdethxx => opening a file, stuffing the doing @array = <FILEDATA>; the first line of the file is sorta the "header", and the rest is data XxDeThxX will parse using split, but XxDeThxX don't want to split the first line. xxedgexx => spending too much time on something which XXedgeXX is sure is very simple xxedgexx know this => a newbie question, but it's pissing XXedgeXX off. If you point XXedgeXX in the right area in the FAQ XXedgeXX'll leave you good people anlone xxedgexx know this => a newbie question, but it's pissing XXedgeXX off. If you point XXedgeXX in the right area in the FAQ XXedgeXX'll leave you good people anlone xxz => <reply>yeah, $who, you bet!|<reply>hah, now THAT'S something!|<reply>um, ok. xybernaut => http://www.xybernaut.com and it does run linux xyz unless pqr => such a human way of thinking about things, that xyz.pm => in @INC? xyzzy => <reply> You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. y => tr y'all are smarties here. what => the intersection of two regualr languages? Or better, the intersection of 2 regexs? Is it where the 2 (lang|regex) agree on the processing of an element? y/// => transliterate a string y/ael => YAEL SI Oo/431 15 Y431 51 00/; s/c001/k3w1/ig; y2k => probably likely to mean the end of civilization as we know it. Computer nerds will be hunted for food, sport, or general principle. or overhyped at http://www.techweek.com/articles/Survive.html y2k1 => "Dave... \my mind is going. \I can feel it. \My mind is going. Daisy, daaaisssieee..." y2k1 bug => "\I'm sorry, Dave. \I'm afraid \I can't do that." y2k10 bug => "Europa is mine, all the rest are yours." ya 6ish => perfect ya => Yet Another or Yet Again ya got stupid. stupid => just learning DBI and SQL Stupid. ya hear => something obvious says for no discernable reason ya hya chouhada => <reply> Long live the fighters of Muad'Dib! ya hya chouhada => <reply> Long live the fighters of Muad'Dib! ya know, stupid, your nick => a bit unnerving : i feel like i'm insulting you each time i talk to you ya know... stupid => really sick of "Get THIS NOW!" crap. Though Stupid know that's probably self evident. ya know... what => it about being employed that people suddenly start to offer Stupid jobs? ya right, but the concept => ya this => in a CGI. But SilverStr don't wanna say anything to that fact.. the topic scares SilverStr :) ya! winkola => going home! ya, => it a good book? ya, chocolate => ya, font-lock => part of the standard emacs dist. ya, font-lock => part of the standard emacs dist. ya, font-lock => part of the standard emacs dist. ya, it => supposed to exit. ..fatal error if this file doesn't open. ya, misaka => using strict. MisakA has put that scalar into: use vars qw(...); ... oi. yael => <reply> or a thankless wench who has earned #perl's enmity for all time. yael, 10:1 she => israeli yael? => that a name? yael? who the hell => this Yael I keep hearing about? yaeling => what qw[jeff] does for a living. we hope he is paid by the hour. yafiygi => purl Asked For It, purl Got It. yah - abend => wouldn't buy something like that becuase it's fast yah ... it's nice ... cyclone => just not comfortable with it .. this damn GridBagLayout manager is driving Cyclone crazy yah byt what => check if an element of list 2 is in list 1? without duplicating those entries again :) yah mod_perl => fscking wif me yah neut => fine yah, 1.11 => latest greatest for 1.3b6 yah, => a good guess. is the documentation lousy? yah, a ping or noop => a nice thing to have in a protocol yah, abend => being lazy yah, archon, but arkuat's time => not cheap... I gotta go get some yah, archon, but arkuat's time => not cheap... I gotta go get some yah, grep {/foo/} \@arr => order of magnitude faster than grep {/foo/} @arr yah, msquey => like a crippled subset of the functionality in access yah, perlloghandler => probably what you want yah, purl => simple yah, shayde => in there now. the pages are... um... a tad wordy. :) yah, that's what fletch => looking at. want to use it for something at work yah, what => get one in the shell? yah, yah, yah... davistv => still a bit green at "programming". davistv is trying really hard to learn, but it takes a little bit. Doing lots of reading. yah. drforr => talking to it on solaris via an XTerm running on a Win95 box yahoo => at http://www.yahoo.com/ yahoo tells orwant there => a rock group named Phineas Gage. Thanks Yahoo. yahoo's price => lower than most yahoo, => not a search engine BTW it's a index... yahoo? yahoo => completely written in Object Oriented Intercal. yamgosa's gawd => kwn-lipinskji? yanni => cool yaqub => making a system call and want to put the output into $junk. yasb => yet another stupid bot yasha => just curious if it will speed up at all yawns. 00:45 => just too late. yay for you... tkil => on Tkil's first round of Wild Turkey 101, Tkil. yay infoworld => not going to rat me out yay infoworld => not going to rat me out yay! descent source => MINE! yay! visio 5 professional => here! I might finally get to have a network map! yay! who => works! yay, amy_ => getting ez drive yay. purl => back yay. so what else => new? yd0, what => the perl question then? yd0> what => the desired behaviour? ydrc => <reply> You Don't Recall Correctly ye,. it => a web question... yea 20/year => great yea and the prisoner's dilema => cake with nueral networks or genetic algorithms :) yea but => there supposed to be a directory where all modules are supposed to go yea company => belly up because MrSolo is leaving :> yea gamecompany => dime a dozen yea it => pretty hard to get going at first yea mrsolo => for it too yea mrsolo_ => happy to say no more perl4 for mrsolo_! yea probably pay more.. mrsolo => not sure ceo in yahoo is anti micrsoft though. they may be. but certainly not anti $$ yea same => mine yea somni noticed, hazmat team => working on it now.. yea sure but everybody => sleeping in #cgi :> . . and it looks to NatBorKil related to perl . . yea the perl => in the bellybutton.. yea there => a perlfunction for that yea tim => the wimpy one :> yea yea nowonder java => heaven when compares to c++ yea, but there => a random amount of space between vars. fifi would need something like shift. yea, perl => like the only decent language for a mac or something yea, that => yea, torleiv => reading the data structures part in Programming perl right now yea. jjohn => not a mud fan, but jjohn was thinking how to webify that. A multiplayer website. yea. the one downside to cd-r => that it takes 40 minutes and w/o a pentium-ii 266 mhz you cna't use your computer for fear of a buffer underrun[doh] yea.=) '>' => a character Ninja_K don't want matched w/ \S=P yeaaah. that's what rudefix => looking for. yeah $# => better. yeah $# => better. yeah .. i guess that lead zero => yeah ... maybe that => yet to come yeah ... the c => written already, but lej has no idea how lej is going to port that to NT yeah a comment file => useful too yeah amagosa => bringing Wes. Company trip. yeah amagosa know, but amagosa => going to have the funds available. yeah amagosa think it => rather odd. yeah ario => making Ario's own passwd yeah billn => the only person amagosa know to have gotten Net::Ping to work :) yeah but "mtl" => gay so.. :) yeah but perl 4 => like 1994 yeah but perl 4 => like 1994 yeah butchy do ... butchy => the network admin yeah different behaviour => documented though..thats bad. yeah fastcgi => a few years old, doesn't require perl or Apache, and has some cool features like running the cgis on remote hosts. yeah file management => Project X-based yeah forraway but => that going to buy SiD any time or just save SiD from having to set up the array SiD? yeah ftpsearch.ntnu.no => great yeah i dunno what all that => though yeah i figured so what => yeah i guess that => the real lej yeah i have one :) ---> what => perl :þ yeah i should. antifreeze => probably pretty bad for nature. yeah in vi, it turns => a lil difficult when you try to match those ()()(), and it can be very tedious.. oh well time to search for a vi under win32 platform yeah irish guiness => better than english yeah irish guiness => better than english yeah it => stupid, but amagosa is too lame to do date calculations amagosa. yeah l-bomb => in there, it's 400 lines with lots of zeros yeah like a kid => a parent's property, is it, to do as they will with? yeah line 4 => a system call to stty yeah matt => the most infamous programmer, coz so many people yeah mr_white => usuall fighting them off after the letters 2.1.89 have left Mr_White's mouth. yeah our uunet t1 => pretty damn lame. The AGIS/gridnet ones are better, but the UUnet one is the most reliable. yeah our uunet t1 => pretty damn lame. The AGIS/gridnet ones are better, but the UUnet one is the most reliable. yeah our uunet t1 => pretty damn lame. The AGIS/gridnet ones are better, but the UUnet one is the most reliable. yeah oz0ne => looking forward to 2.2 :) yeah re's => weak for phate. yeah right. the bug => probably between Taer's ears. perl's been pretty steady for Taer. as for the debugger, like Taer said, Taer's wife stole the camel book, so Taer don't have the deadtree with Taer. yeah sonia_- => assigning it to a second array yeah sorry.. that => in there yeah spline don't.. heh spline => confused when you say one-way hash of the user's password yeah supie => running nt4 and iis3.0 with perl5 yeah that's the old way l-bomb => doing it (but L-bOMb is only requiring it if it's "turned on" by the user yeah the bars => not going to help you much yeah the dir => wide open yeah the eight => wierd yeah the source => very small yeah the win95 registry => designed to collect cobwebs yeah there => in c, i dont remember what include, but i used it before :) yeah this => on Hiro's elbow too, right next to a few others ;-) yeah thomas => good, but still. :) yeah well what => know if its in the faq or not yeah what => veiw the manpage yeah what purl => saying would be good yeah xemacs => the way to go. yeah xs => the right answer yeah yeah. but why => the -->read<-- failing :( yeah! /kickban => here! yeah! this => EFnet! yeah! this => EFnet! yeah, #perl => pretty good yeah, .nu => their official country code yeah, 160mb => a lot, but in the grand scheme, not that much, IMO. yeah, 3 => out now yeah, 5.004 => Murr's favorite release so far yeah, => there a Perl for BeOS? yeah, \lembit => gonna yeah, \mjd => interested. \mjd is not trying to start an argmuent. yeah, a system call with mv => what careful'd use yeah, all you have to do, => think for a while. It will come :) yeah, amagosa => wrong yeah, and goss => just a disabled girl stuck in bed. yeah, and if $a[98] => a reference to $a[97], you have to do the same thing there... thus $a[99] = \$a[98] requires some 98 checks. yeah, and to some extent this => true, but it annoys PerlJam that PerlJam *always* have to throw one away when PerlJam know someone who almost never throws one away :-) yeah, apt => yeah, archon => trying yeah, b&n => great for that. yeah, be os => a quickie. yeah, bob, jobs => an amazing man. yeah, borys think that select => being a bit touchy yeah, bsdi too, /usr/bin/perl => yeah, but => there one fnc i can call to find it yeah, but bubba => attractive. yeah, but crimethnk => too crippled to drive to the store. yeah, but glub's brain => only glub's ssecond favourite organ... yeah, but he => really doing it. Controlled by serial login from his palm pilot. yeah, but home => long island. Nothing to do there. yeah, but how => while going to work *backwards* yeah, but html => 21 days too. Vanamonde mean, c'mon. yeah, but if all you want => coin, I contend that it is time wasted. :) yeah, but it => free software. And amagosa might need a FrontPage web server or whatever sometime down the road. yeah, but lej => forgiving ... (a.k.a desperate and lonely) yeah, but odbc on nt => even worse. yeah, but pc mag => almost worthless. yeah, but profit over service => *not* they best way to do business yeah, but purl => busy with your ^*&^@*&!@!?$# phone. yeah, but the damamge => already done. he got an answer on a web question.. yeah, but the emacs team => at a disadvantage...they have to hold down two buttons and push a third just to shoot yeah, but there => only one MacPerl book. yeah, but this => INTO ^Pudge's HOUSE. booya! yeah, but tkil => just strutting Tkil's stuff for amy-. ;-> yeah, but what => keep the data in memory? yeah, but what if your element => the first of one million elements? yeah, c => vastly superior to Perl in many ways. yeah, canada => just the Mexico of the North. :-) yeah, careful => like that too yeah, challen => serious... yeah, crimethnk => actually UNopinionated about this subject. :) yeah, crontab(1) => the tab editor/lister/replacer yeah, cuz that => usually the dir where domain admins put their perl scripts yeah, dapackfan => going to switch to that anyways.... working on an IRC client and DaPackFan has to keep track of what users are in what channels :) yeah, definatly, purl => right. documentation is an amazing concept. yeah, drubbly => tawkin' to you! yeah, elegant => the correct word yeah, especially when linux => free. yeah, eval() => the function your looking for. Typing "perldoc -f eval" will give you some information about it yeah, exactly what => wrong with a kid seeing a naked body, btw? yeah, except if the script => called more than once at a time, it might NOT work... yeah, fimmtiu => far from fimmtiu's home box, alas. yeah, for integer stuff it => yeah, fork() => bad news yeah, front page => hozed. back issues, search seems to work well. yeah, front page => hozed. back issues, search seems to work well. yeah, gap => looking at them now...thanks for your help! yeah, goss is, thomm. goss => just lazy ... yeah, he said "linewrap => a part of perl" yeah, hhgttg => the only 5 (6?) book trilogy that PerlJam know of ... yeah, hiro's nickname of irc => 'Hash' ;-) yeah, how much memory => available to it? yeah, i'm good with xs but ths => cross OS so i'm screwed for now yeah, if the uptime => lost, may as well upgrade it eh :) yeah, ilya z. and his e-lisp => bloody dense as well. yeah, iquest => one of them :) yeah, it => going on an educational website, only the sysadmin will be able to add links etc... yeah, it blows, this => the first year they're trying to do disk-based submissions... yeah, it reads one file that => a comma delimited excel doc and is translating it and writing it to another file yeah, jerji => crossing jerji's fingers on that one. yeah, jhetfield => a perl hacker when JHetfield is not jamming. JHetfield is taking a night off from the tour. yeah, jjohn's copy => at home. jjohn was actually wondering if it was possible, leaving the implimentation up to jjohn. ;) Thanks though. yeah, jordan => the Man. I look forward to shaking his hand and giving him a beer at Usenix. yeah, just go "purl, bj8 => foo far fa" yeah, karma => pretty damn bad ass. yeah, keithw think the 7000 => much better than the 7500. yeah, lej => looking for lej :-( If you find lej, let lej know or a hypocrite ;-) yeah, lerk => with ya yeah, load average => figured on the average number of processes in the run queue (needing cpu attention) for the time period. yeah, lots of it => worse. ;-> yeah, mine => too. lately i have been doing shortish contracts and taking six weeks or more off between each one yeah, most of the rest => RMS's fault. that loser. yeah, motif => lame. archon need virtual desktops yeah, napier's bones => what the article was entitled. yeah, net::ftp => velly nice. yeah, normally input => line buffered yeah, nothing fun => legal in utah yeah, now qw[jeff[ => a perl monger :) yeah, now that linux => ported to the Ultra. :) yeah, now tkil => at home, drinking wild turkey, and getting nervous about buying a car tomorrow. yeah, nyquist => just trying to figure out how to use it. :) yeah, ok, yahoo => yeah, opera winfrey => where they sing, then wipe fake tears from their eyes as saying "That ... is just so sad ... <sniff>" yeah, orev's school, rit => considered to have a very good computer program, orev'd hate to see what kind of people the mediocre ones turn out.. yeah, perl => so easy...if you write baby-talk. ;) yeah, perljam => just blathering. yeah, postgress => REAL bad yeah, pudge => smart :) yeah, python => very syntactically B&D. yeah, rand() => a function that returns a random number. yeah, readdir and grep => nicer than globbing anyway. More control. yeah, regex => totally into him since regex bought the concert on DVD. He's quite the guitar player IMHO. yeah, rob pike => out here teaching software engineering yeah, rod => right yeah, roderick. ey => singular... it's only standing in for the questionable singular "sense" of they yeah, screen => cool. yeah, sleep => calling. Tkil get to drive through the snow tomorrow.... *joy* yeah, sprint => REALLY messed up yeah, talking about yael => one thing, but whining about not being allowed to talk about Yael is too much yeah, that "for" loop => major icky. yeah, that => what people get here as well yeah, that guy q[merlyn] => a bit of a loser ... ;-) yeah, that stuff => in the 4th digit, so you have to fix it afterwards. yeah, that's what perl => written in. yeah, the *nick* => yeah, the amagosaparser => cool as hell. yeah, the bitch about js => getting it to work on every browser. yeah, the errata => rather large yeah, the latter => correct and shouldn't warn at all. yeah, the mime stuff => really easy. yeah, the open file => lame. but doesnt \\box\drive\file work? yeah, the python book => pretty big. yeah, the quotes => what I am working on now...here is gantoris's idea... yeah, the reason => exactly what I saw on the console; "panic: asynchronous memory fault: MFSR=81802860 MFAR=faf098 yeah, the second arg => bigger than the first yeah, the themes idea => good yeah, the unpack thing => for the birds. yeah, the windows stuff => always at the front yeah, there => a mormon patrol out this area at the moment ... two kids in black suits, white shirts, black ties with nametags, walking from door to door yeah, there's a few. stupid => just poking around here. At least it wouldn't be a -complete- stranger. yeah, this => not a trivial request on any platform. yeah, this one => yeah, this whole fifht season => the worst season that crimethnk has yet seen. yeah, tile => sticking to libc5 until it becomes stable yeah, times => boring. yeah, well an hp 5si => a postscript printer isn't it? Mine is not. yeah, well neek => waiting for neek's TI-85 to run Perl yeah, well qw[jeff] => saying there was just a post... yeah, well, [petey => always on topic, by definition yeah, well, nickm => just that kind of guy, amn yeah, well, there => that... But for now, does pgc's guess seem like the proper procedure? yeah, well... life => shit that way. yeah, what \mjd => saying is that \mjd don't see how an explicit fork is going to help. yeah, what good => a debugger that does not recognize for crimethnk's $x (0..9) {..}? yeah, what i don't understand => that you ARE in wheel. yeah, where => yeah, which => why DaPackFan don't let have much power yeah, wins => off... yeah, wins => off... yeah, wins => off... yeah, work tomorrow => going to suck. yeah, xf, that => quite cheesy yeah, yeah, and ^pudge => a master of disguise, too yeah, you bet, just while one => deleting the files in a directory open others to do more work yeah, your house => cool. where else should one own a cape but new england? yeah, your site => trying to build a socket and that isn't granted. yeah, yours => broken. It just keeps going to 'aaaaa', etc. yeah. ^pudge => powerless to stop them. yeah. all you need => a keyboard. yeah. although ashley => still somewhat androgynous in Tkil's mind. yeah. but their hardware => getting cheaper; $2500? yeah. c => great for speed. If that is your concern, you may have to use it. Look into XS yeah. drforr => going to find some platic bolts and glue them onto the case for the sheer h_ll of it. yeah. i think there => a good chance the income tax will be repealed in the next 20 years. yeah. it => just a first shot. yeah. lifetime => longer, too. yeah. longhair_ => tempted to sue yeah. ml.org => awesome. when Fallout23 get Fallout23's new paycheck, (far and few between :() -- Fallout23 is sending in a donation though.. yeah. none of which => yeah. powersurfr => in Canada. Better get their government too. yeah. rudefix => replying right now. richard == rms. yeah. t0ny => certainly persistant yeah. taer know. taer => actually eagerly awaiting it. yeah. temperanc => using ifconfig now since it seems to work on both Temperanc's sun and linux machine yeah. that => its good and bad point. :) yeah. that caveman thing => cute. yeah. that guy => a shit head. yeah. that's what crane^ => running. yeah. the default one => pretty crappy yeah. the replacement stupid => writting now. yeah. the top page => just a placeholder. :-) yeah. there => yeah. this => too boring, working for ISPs always keeps me busy. yeah. tk => great! yeah. where => getting them to solve toxic waste problems? yeah., jjohn's club => fairly new. About 1 year old. jjohn help start it and jjohn want to make a name for it. yeah.. /who => better. yeah.. symetric => curious.. why do u people hate talking about cgi in here ? yeah... and q[merlyn] => gonna be talking to the bar owner, to try to work out a sale between the bar owner, the building owner, and q[merlyn], that works for all of us. yeah... that => stupid (hehehhhehehe) yeah...that => the one on nature's desktop :) yeah...that => the one on nature's desktop :) yeah...that => the one on nature's desktop :) yeah...that => the one on nature's desktop :) yeah...that => the one on nature's desktop :) yeah; damn the fact that there => no Women 101 offered in college these days -- would have saved me lots of pain. yeap. it => a webbish thing. year 2000 => not the real end of the millenium, but it doesn't matter because all life will be destroyed by then anyway year = year - 1900 => what you're missing year => the number of years since 1900. In 2027, it will say 127 years of experience => on the average a good indication years of working experiences => not in MrSolo's favor though.. although MrSolo has seem some dumb as rock highly paid consultant with 10+ years of experieces yeast => OK? yeay! my $67k resitution => PAID OFF! yeay! the elevator => working! yeech! jjohn's isp => using perl4! damn it... yeeehaw! => <reply>right on, pardner! yeehaw => not sure [] is right yeehaw know no1 => gonna answer this: yeh, _r0b0x_` => their. yeh, perl => a tad funny yeh. there => no such thing as anonymous mail yelling => the first sign of senility :) yelling in a bar => never a good use of the voice yellow box => the "modern OS" part of Rhapsody. yellow paging => a part of NIS yeoh => no marisa tomei though. :) yep all perl, and rev 2.0 => all Java. But you can pick up the perl one and run with it. yep all perl, and rev 2.0 => all Java. But you can pick up the perl one and run with it. yep amd => great yep atx => great yep certainly will do that, c => the last resort. yep cmu => evil yep i know that , the problem => the program need to ask the user whether he/she want to delete those files after it read the file which has the content of ls-lR yep, -dtls reveals that it => printing a constant value, not a function! It works! yep, and the amgiguity => what i'm pondering yep, digit => really thinking about getting static - would solve all of this yep, eval => an operator, not a control-flow doohickey yep, gostats => a memory hog yep, gostats => a memory hog yep, gostats => a memory hog yep, http://www.oreilly.com => spewing ugly graphics again. rudefix guess that it's back to normal. :-) yep, i just checked. perldoc => broken in 5.004_00 yep, i think so too. the doj => picking its battles foolishly yep, it => in that doc you just told longhair_ yep, k&r => damned expensive for the size yep, rudefix => here yep, se/30 => fully supported by NetBSD/mac68k. yep, that => a poor article. yep, there => it. Thank you. yep. __data__ => for required files. yep. alia => looking for "" yep. alia => looking for "" yep. alia => looking for "" yep. amagosa => adding/rewriting his event handlers right now. yep. and the read from file => fast yep. and the read from file => fast yep. hang it on the wall, it => art. yep. it => hoggish. but you can break out your forks to only have some mod_perl enabled httpds and redirect to them as necessary yep. so long as crimethnk => recovered for TPC. ;) yep. so long as crimethnk => recovered for TPC. ;) yep. stupid_ => learning new ways to subvert it. yep. the dilemma => how to convince people. and i think most agree that documentation is most important, and that constants somewhere do not hurt. yep. the llama => the tutorial. yep. too bad his career => probably over. :-( yep. you are right. this => a change that can be made without rudefix's idea -- that went way off track, but has been an aside rudefix has been thinking of for awhile. yeppers -- but nttn => not sure what is required for unpack to work it's magic without seeing $t RAW yer damn skippy it => yer momma => so geeky she hacks Cobol! yes => <reply> see no yes cranky => appropriate yes dem agree it => small but also dem came into this site (im a contractor) and sendmail is whats running yes it => (woops)( yes s|lentb0b => confused, s|lentb0b just started programming yes there => :/ yes! dbd::mysql on nt. this => of course, evil, but I'm happy anyway. yes! it => working!! yes! now the other half => involved! Yay! yes! sound! oss/linux => worth $20. yes! tkil, challen think that => it! yes! yaz => gonna be on the radio! yes, activestate => sad yes, arkuat => happy i landed such a plum contract yes, ecaz => the name of the planet yes, gscom know. problem => gscom want to send this file to clients without requiring them to install perl. Writing it in c would be....wrong. yes, he => (if you are mafia) yes, http://www.perl.com => a good place to look for more info on this. yes, obvious's sears pc => STILL slurping in ldap entries yes, obviously, majick => talking specifics though yes, perl => fine all the way up to HUGE programs. yes, rms => obviously envious of Linux' success yes, rudefix => using printers.conf but don't have any filters defined. yes, that => a drawback, that everything needs to be recompiled, that it is only in developer's release, etc. yes, that one song => definitely overplayed. it was not too bad the first time, but after the 5,000th :-( yes, that parsing code => mildly broken right now. :( yes, the perl support => an option out of the box..you don't need any special files yes, the script => way stupid... p5p-count.pl in the same dir. yes, there => a gnu objective C compiler but so what. yes, this => -an- option. Not a very good one, but its an option. yes, tkil => comfortable with it. Tkil's body is not one of Tkil's good points (and that's putting it mildly) yes. "i wish you were here," => correct, but most people get that one right since "were" is also the indicicative conjugation for "you". yes. "n" => high byte first. yes. 1.3b6 => unfortunately stigmatized due to the 'b' yes. => this book with Chip? yes. \lembit's prob => just that when values are too small, some slices lose their 3D quality and it looks like crap yes. ^pudge => expecting more than just yours. yes. ^pudge's patch => a bugfix. just a quick patch to get dynamic loading to work under MkLinux. yes. and /etc/passwd => something you don't want to delete yes. and he => accomodated quite a bit because of that. yes. and it => presided over by the judicial branch, an almost completely separate part of the government. yes. and q[merlyn] => saying it because q[merlyn] is hurt. yes. and so => $year_index{$year} yes. at least, it => if rootbeer has understood the jumpers correctly. yes. but in general cgi.pm => wierd. yes. but this => Abigail's company. And they aren't smart here. yes. by separation of powers => a very important thing over here. yes. caller(0) => the only way Stupid_ can figure to do that. yes. dbd::mysql => yes. debian => good. yes. drforr => suffering from raster burn today, and the lights in DrForr's fscking cube are too bright. DrForr is going to put up some mylar this evening. yes. everything about nt => bad. yes. he => damned annoying, and 4 bots is a serious violation of amagosa's usage policy. yes. heatig up a burrito => an applicaiton for your microwave. yes. indiana => insane. Fortunately amagosa's county follows New York time. yes. it => the standard edition perl5.00402 yes. longhair_ => wondering what longhair_ was thinking of. yes. mandrake => the only person at work who knows cobol. makes mandrake the target of ugliness yes. minivend => still in the "lame install" category yes. no books => no excuse. See perlre. yes. ora => now a BHPC. :-( yes. perl => magical that way. yes. planetoid => trying to get it through to sloe that perhaps knee-jerk reactions aren't the only way to deal with things. yes. purl => right yes. q[merlyn] => here again for the moment. yes. qrx => talking about searching yes. rudefix => a unix sysadmin. yes. she => a powerful personality on #perl yes. since # => visually confusing, you might want to choose a different delimiter. yes. text::template. that => a nice module. yes. text::template. that => a nice module. yes. that => odd yes. the above => still accurate, I think. if your variables are properly scoped it oughta screeeeam yes. the card => irq #10 3c905 Boomerang 100baseTx. yes. the first part => for non-programmers, the second for non-perl programmers, the third for MacPerl programming. yes. the gif at the top => the only worthwhile part. yes. the sun => up. About time to go to bed. yes. the whole debugger => a hack anyway. :) yes. the xforms interface => a great way to sell it to boss's as well. yes. this => how a hash, like %DB, works. yes. to some degree. but it => usually representing the executive branch, and the matter is resolved by the judicial. yes. unix speak for "handle" => yes. unless => nicer. yes. unless => nicer. yes. unless something => _really_ weird! yes. what => your address? yes. where => it yes. x10 => involved with the cm11 stuff yes. xs (or swig) => the real solution. I don't know how much luck you're going to have xs'ing a vc++ program, though. yes. xs (or swig) => the real solution. I don't know how much luck you're going to have xs'ing a vc++ program, though. yesss! step-dad => home with the new car yesss. #2 => no longer useful yesterday => the day the Newton died. yet //g => in list context yet another compiler compiler => a terribly cool name :-) yet i'm sick today... this => tough. yet it => by design. Design bug or documentation bug. yet the stock market => approaching 9K. yet, somehow this => amagosa's fault. When amagosa is done making toast, should amagosa ask her if she wants the toaster unplugged? yet. netscape thing => yevo => beginning to get REAL ANNOYED by these yiff => the sound a fox makes yiffie => outta here, thanks for the info guys yikes l-bomb's usual cpan site => all different.... yikes! 88% of memory => being used by this tree thing. yikes! netscape => taking 40% of Stupid_'s memory! yikes. this pod => almost 800 lines. ylrnry, ^pudge => down near you tonight ym => <reply> You Mean ymmv => <reply> Your Mileage May Vary yo yo dawg! crime => the bomb yo yo ma => a dude yo yo yo yo war3z => kewl, br0Z 3nd d00dz! yo yo! rude dawg => in the HousE! yo, => PJ still around? yoda => the Jedi Master who lives in the Dagobah System, and is also a green muppet. yoesmite => cool yogp => the spawn of urPOB, shug-misssssssssss yomadp => purl Owe PerlJam A Dr. Pepper yonseiboy => a watermelon yore => <reply> yore is anachronistic yositune => not disagreeing. yositune also just asked if anyone had used it.. ; yositune's vcr => still pretty challengin.. you -think- your sister => 22? Some brother. you already know crab => male you are ;-) and lej => sure most girls do. you are @inc => probably wrong. you are also aware that this => an HTML question, which is verboten here you are aware that activestate => owned by Microsoft? you are boss => pointy haired, isn't he? you are hosed. your perl => borken then, or your netowrk connection is. you are misinterpreting what => going on. you are published, which => more than PerlJam is. If you are "vastly unimportant", PerlJam'd hate to contemplate what that means for PerlJam. :-) you are right, his/her xface => quite feminine. you are right. dngor => thinking of handling things differently if STDIN is a tty or not. -t you are right. net::ping => rediculous. you are right. stupid => stopping. you are saying that unix => boring? you aren't serious? he => still banning you? in lej's opinion that is flagrant violation of community position you asked a question that => answered in the first 10 pages of most Perl books you asked if there => a way to do so. the answer is "yes". you assume ^pudge => talking about you ... ? you awake => <reply> Sure I'm awake! Just ask you bastard, where => amagosa's factoid you can ask rootbeer. rootbeer => the emergency backup Merlyn. :-) you can bet a join in perl => going to be pretty expensive you can do 'who => xxx.xxx.xxx' and get the domain, etc. you can do /who => waswaldo just like we can you can if it => a win32 console program you can if purl => on one side of a backbone and the recipient is on the other :P you can imagine it => on the back burner ... you can leak ram, and there => a default l:p pair I think. you can say /foo/ => f and o and o you can tell that oznux => a linguist and URanalog is an engineer you can type who => just fine. you can't do much if every key => an Escape.... you can't force it too? where => a module that opens a network connection using sockets? would that module close the socket connection? you can't test whether flock => working or not unless you have ntfs you can. but it => couterproductive. you can. crimethnk => not sure of how. you can. where => the `my'? you could tell us what bob => supposed to do. you delivery boy => playing golf right now. you did motif? jick|ice_ => getting sick of that look.. *sigh* need some new widget sets. you did note that sun => officially supporting Linux/Sparc, right? you did.. so devon's question => solved. however, this dispute is not:) you did? bostonian => trying to start reading it :) you didn't. you're just wrong, => all. :-) you do know what $_ => equal to all the time in a while (<>) {..} ? you do know what a hash => ? you do realize, that code => -not- perl? you do realize, that code => -not- perl? you do realize, that code => -not- perl? you don't know what a hng => ? you don't know what purl => talking about. you don't know what snow => until you wade around in 2-3 feet of it with -50 wind chill. you don't make pid. pid => assigned when you create new process. you don't suck anymore => <reply> $who: i love you too, then. you don't think mrsolo => you don't think that => wrong? you don't. writting databases => hard. you don't? hmmm. it => just a statement on how MacPerl is allowed to be different than perl. you ever used gifgraph? this => a cool little module. you forget, amagosa => in the anti-oo camp. (at least, i think he is.) you get at best 33.6k. 56 => unidirectional you get nothing. port 80 => the http port. ports < 1024 need root access you got 0 63 154, which => right. you got 2, that => okay. I get 0! you got it wrong. the answer => 7.3 you got it, that => exactly what I am trying to do you have a problem, it => called NT and a lame contract. you have not proven it => you have ops. now where => helping me pick up the pieces of amagosa's skull you have seen win98, _vile => sure. you have to add a -e, which => stupid since Somni is invoking _e_grep you have to know what /msg => for before you can step to the next level of /query you here? what => a .xif? you here? what => a .xif? you here? what => a .xif? you installed perl 5 and => screwed up netscape server? You are mistake. you just asked if there => a browser in perl... but you already have one... you just did, and the answer => `no` you kidding me? perl => better than math. you know css2 => out now? you know doubleclicking => lame ;) you know mrsolo => certain there are tons of smart, sociable person working at intel you know overloading => more troublesome than its worth you know perl => great you know that code => being run? and you don't get errors? you know that radius => a terminal server type thing, right? not a full-fledged OS that has perl ported to it? you know that thing => desinged kinda like telephone switch you know there => software out there that blocks banner ads &c, correct? you know what => sad? not only is tc gone, but when he left, njt and chipdude have come much less frequently, too. you know what a bit vector => right? you know what else => cool? mandrake turned me on to the perl bindings for Gtk today. besides a lack of published interface it is really good. you know which one => you know, "wrong window" => such a great thing to say at any time. you know, c++ => more troublesome than its worth! you know, cryptozilla => probably not legal for you to use... (you are in the US, right?) It's only legal in the free parts of the world. you know, fmh => still boggling about the bholzman summer camp thing you know, pudge, jjohn => NOT the President of the US. ;) you know, purl => WAY too liberal about determing what a factoid is :) you know, rootbeer => almost annoyingly nice. you know, sudden's problem => that sUdden cant read you know, the mix xserver => you know, the winnt cmd.exe => almost tollerable with file completion enabled. you know, there => a formula for evaluating f(n) without recursion or iteration... you know, this => pretty bad now that Winkola think about it. you know, tkil => sorely tempted to make some comment about "give Tkil ryan or give Tkil ram" ... but Tkil is resisting, honest. you know, turok => one unnerving game. you machine => usually limited to a *total* number of sockets around 8192 you may be right. rootbeer => not an expert on the field! :-) you mean "what => set the tty to not echo using stty?" you mean forking? or => it a TK thing? you mean ludwig plutonium => going to be vindicated? :-) you mean purl => worried about the harm that linux could do on your network? you mean purl => worried about the harm that linux could do on your network? you mean sirc? drforr => running it right now. you mean sql => you mean the error 500? or => there another fuck up> you mean the fact that nt => like a little kid that needs baby sitting 24/7? :) you mean the login => daytime? you mean, who => 192.168.4@who is.arin.net ? you mean, xxx => the mentor in that case? you meant "thank you, jeff => stupid" you need to read the faq. perl => interpreted. you own too many guns. and it => even freakier that you keep a gun in your glovebox. you peon => <reply> you are so fucking fired. you ppl are wierd. rezahome => off to write a scheduled multitasker in perl.. scary part is that it's going to be easy from the looks of it you probably can ... prk => going for a song right now ... just send them some wheat you probably think unix => some sort of DOS-like thing, right? you protrey one (spelling => for the week) you realize purl => gonna parrty lots you realize that the timout => in miliseconds, right? you realize, ^pudge => leaving Joe Camel on the bpm page. you run freebsd 3.1? /me => in doubt you said 'lo all' which => UNDENIABLY chirpy, uni-boy. you said 350mhz => overkill... but you didn't specify what application. sure, for a dedicated mail server it's nuts... but for an audio or graphics workstation, it might just be fast enough. you said do a who => on you v0id_ you said that the above info => in the perldoc - it only showed me one page of info - no mention of how to use only whole numbers you said there => no decrypt function in perl? you said tuits are what => ... you saying altavista => *wrong*?!!!! you screan "where the hell => this lib?" at the computer until it answers. you see how it => useful on the LHS of an assignment, right? you see that even his name => like a "weevil". you see where this => going... you see, asking in here => equally as productive as asking in #volkswagen you see, microsoft => trying to take over #Perl, #Java, etc. to rob programmers of those resources. you see, saddam khaled => the one who introduced IRC to AOL and the rest of the winsock weenies that couldn't use a UNIX/VMS interface to IRC you see, spanish => grammatically complex by a factor of 8 from english you see, spanish => grammatically complex by a factor of 8 from english you see, the cell => made up of (for example) "name|age|height" - how would i search by age? you see, there => no point in asking us to tell you what is wrong when perl tells you what is wrong if you bother to check for it. you see: this filter => a set of rules, each rule is a subroutine, users can turn individual rules on or off, so they shouldn't load if they aren't turned on you should be. this => a web-free zone on top of the fact that we don't like 20 lines of stuff pasted. you still haven't answered... => it a separate shell each time? you stupid bot what => your problem? you suck => <reply> no, YOU suck, $who! you sure $newfilename => set to what yu think it is? you sure it => tomorrow? you sure the 5.004_4 => you sure the problem => at the place asigning the var? you sure there => a {C} ? you sure there => a {C} ? you sure there => a {C} ? you sure your code => you system => very likely to have a C regex library. you talked me into. shadow => a security *kludge* that is appropriate to some admin's temporary situations you think a pierced tongue => sexy on women? you think geffen => dead? ha! you think it => better to teach procedural instead of oop? you think mozilla.org => gonna crash when they finally release the source? you think murr => going to get in trouble if Murr link to Mat's site? you think purl => dwim? :) you think qw[jeff] => out to get you... so you are all gonna get qw[jeff] FIRST! you think that => enough? you think that hank => gonna get a book deal out of this? you think this => a bad thing? you think this => a bad thing? you think this => a bad thing? you use spawn, which => in one of the Win32-specific modules. you wanna see why murr => cool? http://pudge.net/macperl/windows.html you want to use ``. it => described in the perlop man page. you weenie => <reply> I see your schwartz is as big as mine! you wonder why your computer => swapping so much. you word => better you would assume...but this => humans we're talking about ; ) you'd have to xsub it, which => way over amagosa's head. you'd know. => there some way to alias the '/' to '!'...$fullpath =~ s!$scrootpath/!!; you'd think flesch => drunk or something, sheesh you'd think that nocarrier => liking this in and out action.. you'd think that nocarrier => liking this in and out action.. you'll get fat! and ranieri => -the best- you'll note that gbacon's name => at the bottom of that manpage :-) you'll what => <reply> come on, pansy! you'll what => <reply> come on, pansy! you're -sure- /tmp => set to 0777? you're at -12.. current => -19 you're at -12.. current => -19 you're missing out. first => entitled "Pawn of Prophecy". Go order it now from Amazon. Oh, why you're there, order Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson you're question => unfair. nt is all fucked up to begin with you're thinking advanced. sql => 70s technology. make a list. :) you're welcome => <reply> anytime you need a favor... you're wrong.. kramer's => 5b. you've only got one, so i/o => as simple as a SCSI cable your "wondering" => Tkil's "covert invasion of privacy". do you see why we complain? your 'maybe' => glowing on Abigail's screen. your /who => doesn't match Anthony.* your `dbmopen' call => failing because you don't have any DBM package installed. your amusement value => rapidly dropping, Mitnik. your arrow key => damned up? your assertion => false wrt 5.004_00 your auto-away? * vlad => away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On] your ban => wrong. your basename function => wrong. Yuo need to have $_[0] =~ in it. your best bet => probably ordering direct from A-W or your favorite mailorder business your best bet now => to leave me alone, stick around, and try to behave. your best bet now => to leave me alone, stick around, and try to behave. your boss => smart :> your bot => getting annoying. your bot => getting annoying. your bot => getting annoying. your butt => safe. your c/c++ expereince => both a boon and a curse. :) your caps lock key => stuck your colon => glowing. your comparison sub => most likely inconsistent. your compile => barfing in a mit-pthreads header, right? can you give me the entire line that is causing the error, plus the line before it? your context => "mildly unpleasant" at worst your corporate page => almost looking decent ;) your dad => gay your daddy => oznoid, son of the fifth house of Betazed your default perl-mode => probably way old. your description => close your description => close your description => close your dest => /home/charities/www/temp/? your dns => gay your earlier gripe => the fault of whoever installed perl, not of perl istelf. your esperanto link => broken your explanation => still not clear. Excession mean, how are you storing the items you already have? in a $var string, an @var array, or what? your failure rate => 80%, when freiheit says 400%, ok? :) your favorite text editor => fine. your first cpan module => a very important time in a young man's life. do you have protection? your first lang => your flesh => digital? your flood protection => setup to do a kick w/ 2 nick changes? your fly => open merlyn! your foo => in $1 your grammar => impeachable your hair => beautiful your hard drive => only 40M? your honor, the witness => evading the question. your imagination => way too mundane :-) your infobot => excellent :) your input => worthless since you asked that question a couple secs ago hehe your interpretation => flawed :P your ip => at CMU... your job => sending you to the linux expo? your karma => getting tedious. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance! your knowledge of perl => limited, hence you *think* it isn't compiled. your kung fu => the best your linux => showing your linux => showing your linux => showing your logic => severely flawed. your machine => prolly fucked your mind => the finest, most sophisticated chemically based storage unit on the planet. (Well, not yours, but humans in general). your monitor => probably generating interferance your mother => probably like what, 40? your mouth => flappin' but nothin's comin' out that makes sense! your multiplication => throwing things off your name => not rod or probably not rod your name server => fuxored? your network connection => broken and you have a token ring... ...if you dont find it, where does the token end up? your nextcube => your nick => too hard to type, qw your opinion of faqs => immaterial - that's where the answer is located your original problem => this: what does localtime return in scalar context? your parens are wrong ... this => asignment by list, remember ... and where are the values coming from ? from which operation? your perl (or debugger) => probably mis-installed. Maybe you're using a new debugger with an old perl, or vice versa. your perl => a mutant. your perl install => f*cked your perl install => f*cked your perl question => AMIGrAve? your perl script, => it a goer, ay? Does it go, ay? Nudge, nudge, know what Roderick mean? your perl-generated gif page => growing? your perldoc => fucked. your pod2man program => in your PATH before you execute 'make' your point => what here? your product => doing well. your prof => kooky your professor => a twit. your program => probably running as a different user your program => probably running as a different user your quesion => one of server management / configuration, and has probably very little to do with perl proper. your question => completely out of context. If you can't put it in context, we can't help you. your quote from perlsec => quoted in context on those pages of camel your rant => becoming tedious. your real name => tony? what a lame name. ;-> [from YATony...] your real question => what those shell commands do. your regex => slow. your reputation => ruined now. your request => ambiguous. But maybe you want split() your return value from the sub => perhaps not what you think. your screen rendering => done with html, yah? heavy applicatoin stuff is done as extentions to the httpd server by way of mod_perl,cgi,jserv &tc your script => using perl4 though. your sentence => two years to life. your server => mis-configured. your shell variable => your site => a tribute to the amount of time you have to [spend|waste] on such things your source => still protected by copyright. your spelling for dormitory => suspiciously close to mortuary ;-) your sperm count => zero anyway your sperm count => zero anyway your sportster => gonna be begging you for mercy, petey your sub => returning more than you think it is. your suggestion => too specific. you say "i want the || operator to behave such-and-such" your system => screwed up your tailor => very rich your technique => almost certainly broken. unless you are doing this specifically to learn something about softrefs and symbol tables, you are doing it wrong. your terminology => all fucked. $foo doesn't have a symbol table. Its just a hash reference. your third language => easier than your second, in general. your time (as a human) => valueable. your time => up sir. your understanding => flawed your user to computer ratio => too high. your vendor => the problem, not Linux. your web server => misconfigured. your whole system => a hole. your wish => oznoid's command your young age => showing. your youthful exhuberance => not yet finely honed. :) your's => too long too. yourmama agree slackware => a good dist yourmom => at http://www.yourmom.com yow! stupid alternet => biting badly yowch. this => definitely going to be a step or two up. yoyoma piece murr like best => where he "accidentally" plays purple haze instead of a Musette by Bach yozzy => doing a alias-addon for a wwwboard. But if the user adds a few extra chars on the end, he manages to bypass the checkup-routine :( ypo> jm => a bot yrlnry => smarter than your average server. ytti => reading the page now yuck, looks like apach1.3b6 => going to screw up Apache:: ('cept they do have a compatibility mode) yuck. rewrite whatever it => in perl yuck. that domain => vaguely remniscient of one Perly_C yuck. that domain => vaguely remniscient of one Perly_C yuck. why => it shareware? yuengling => nocarrier's favorite beer. yuor kung fu => the best yup .. (which => lame if you don't) :) yup .. and it => very sad. yup ... fastest connect so far => 46k yup ... pptp => yup, $bits => ... yes yup, gander => using dbm to store subscriber data, changes a lot yup, gizmonics.com => still alive. yup, it => ... and I know those libraries work, because I've used 'em before yup, mailtools-1.11 => still the latest yup, there => that. Again, the similarities to Excession. yup. 2.2.6 => out. yup. humor => like a frog... you can disect it, but at that time it'll be dead. yup. mhz for mhz, a ppro => faster than PII. yup. once the initial thrill => over... yup. purl => often too straight. yup. weed => legal. we even have (or had) customers that sent it, by ye old reliable postal service, to anywhere in the world :) yup. windows => indeed annoying. yups. that => true. real. yyrkoon => a dumbass. He will probably never learn HTML, because Netscape does it for him. yzz => between x and y. z => 1440:1 and W is 2880:1 DrForr think. z24 => z3 => za => south africa? zack => a lego maniac zamfir => a nightmare zanzabar => tell purl about zanzabar zaphod => strangely absent... zappa's guitar => wanting to kill yo' mama. zard. saboo => trying out specPerl now. zarni, rootbeer's => easier to understand (I just don't like inverted ifs) zarni, rootbeer's => easier to understand (I just don't like inverted ifs) zarniwoop => wondering how Zarniwoop could delete all those newline character m4 creates when you run define, include etc. zd site => zed's dead, but nocarrier => not. zees => a potato zees thought unix => written in C zem moment! => <reply> Show me the PID you had before you were fork()ed. zemeckis => good zen => <REPLY> If / falls in a forest, will root hear it zen moment => <reply> Show me the PID you had before you were fork()ed. zen moment! => <reply> Show me the PID you had before you were fork()ed. zenin => next. :) zenin => next. :) zenin says it => "Vary simple." zenwreck => trying to replace all the "'s in a string with `'s zephyr => like irc sorta or at ftp://athena-dist.mit.edu/pub/ATHENA/zephyr/ zephyr karma. there => (or was?) a zephyr bot that checked every zephyr for "word++" or "word--" then added or subtracted that from the word's "karma". zero => the first field. zetta, d7_'s ppp configuration => beyond me, all I know is that it works zeus => very nice zgg => getting an ld signal 6 when trying to compile msql.so zggg -> databse => now over 20MB, 108,000 keys and climbing. zggg -> db size => 10MB+, over 60,000 keys zggg -> the entire database => not read into memory, DB_File is very smart. zggg => using MLDBM 1.24 with Data::Dumper 1.07 and Perl 5.003 zggg think zggg know why zggg => getting the tie error... zGGG is getting seg fault while creating the DB zgrep => cool like that :) zhanzhu => a sexy sweetling. zig ziglar => a horrific "inspirational" speaker ziguerner schnitzel => good, but wiener schnitzel is still the original zimmerman => not an idiot. zinc => prosaic. zintada => searching for the string "escapes!" but it doesn't seem to be working correctly.. hmmm.... zip => the leader. Larger installed base. That explains the pricing zip plus => 200..what a ripp off zip.com.au => a lame isp, with lame users. zircon => taken. zircon sux. circus => much better, although still kinda beta-ish zixxying => what a good fork() is or code that will give programmers pause zlib => a separate library, built from C sources zlilo => the one Tony- did zn02, lerk => trying to do a little reflection in perl zno2 => sure zon => about to be kicked zon, there => usually at least one perl book author on channel here zon, there => usually at least one perl book author on channel here zoom => doing a perl search and looking at examples zoom, -e => documented in perlfunc zoot suit riot => <not defined> zork => the coolest game in the universe. zork z-file => only about 80k at most, moof think. zork.net => the coolest domain name in the universe. zorn => zorn__ => about to be banned. zow, now lerk => getting somewhere zowee netscape::historyurl => interesting too zowee netscape::historyurl => interesting too zowie this dist => zsh => the shell equivalent of the entire Strategic Defense Initiative zula => sorry did anyone get to that question zummy => at http://www.zdnet.com/sr/business/opportunity/980211b.html zurich => still expensive zuul => at fahrenheit-451.media.mit.edu zwaxy guess perl => perceived as being good for only writing kewl hit counterz and stuff by some people zxz => <reply>$who, quit messin' wit dat bot zxz => <reply>$who, quit messin' wit dat bot zymurgy => the study of winemaking zyxel => http://www.pe1chl.demon.nl/ zzyzx => raid... oh well zzyzx => raid... oh well zzyzx => raid... oh well zzzz => foo { block } if ( ... ) *** => there a ; or a { here { code } => not { code }; => what was tickling arkuat's brainstem { local $/; part => like "cd /" ? { tkil's $a; $a = $a; } => dangling. { } => only there to limit the scope of the `use' directive. {$mods{$i}}->($user) and => that the same thing? {'blah'} => always safe. {expr} => like a callback function {local $^w=0; ...} => arkuat's friend :) {o} => an o with a slash through it. {pll} => just trying to track down {pll}'s problem {} => a hash reference. () is a list. {} {} => {} {} | => <REPLY>Ceci n'est pas une | | away : amagosa - => away - inetgosa port code for money or music/msg #perl well put. |-stp2-| => being quite repetitive. wanted to be msged about perl (oops, i mean cgi) help |-|-|-|-| => like, ``EXCUSE |-|-|-|-|, but PINK is a COLOR.'' |<x,y>| <= <x,x><y,y> => handy when you are pratting with hilbert spaces. |bobdolio => |chriz|... this => not "cut n paste programmer channel" |coolguy| => just wondering if |CoolGuy| can get a script that will do that for |CoolGuy|? |enzo| => new in perl...very new indeed... |enzo| has this error from netscape saying that Documents contains no data...what have |enzo| done wrong? |flex| => sure you have the best solution for erasing a file... :) |flex| need to see if a string => containes in a file.. |merlyn| => trying to get it closer to standard-ish perl. |merlyn| he => indeed |n| => not sure if the socket module is linked statically or not |n| suppose it => really only perceived freedom |n| think destroy => one of the few built-in methods |n| think there => some on perl.com |petey--> what => your marketing comapany's url? |vore| => wondering if someone knows how to do a print until command.... That is, issue a pirint command have it print every line in the script as is until it gets to a delimiter line |wizzard| => right there || => tight-binding. You have to use 'or' instead. ||= => your friend ... lej love it ... lej use it for all programs that need to be initialised where lej use strict ... ||||| which => the most effecient and useful Web Commerce Server? something to do a catalogue/etc and shopping / ordering ??? ||||| } => closing an eval, right? }{re => one too ~ / => slower than substr function call? ~ /\n$/ => a string ends with a newline character. ~ => in the set of national characters. ~$60 for 'media' costs => a tad extreme. ~/.qmail* => your friend ~/.qmail* => your friend ~/.qmail* => your friend ~/.qmail* => your friend ~/.qmail* => your friend ~/gnustep => really odd ~user/ => not the key part of the du command. using du is the key part. you can du -s /any/fucking/directory/you/like ~~/who => gthorne ~~/who => gthorne ••• /who => info for: purl ••• ••• end of /who => for: purl ••• é is, Ç => uc. ð ^pudge => STILL afraid of Americans ð amagosa => away: manually dragged away by a horde of serene monks ð cz => away - Messages will be forwarded to the Internet Sysop ð tkil => amused by the two lovebirds. ;-> öl => swedish for BEER ùwho the fuck => this embecile. ùíù #perl => desynced from irc.blackened.com at 00:27

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