The Boxer

  (to...no surprise here..."The Boxer")


I am just a poor elf, though my story's seldom told,
I've been robbed of my existence for a level's worth of xp,
Such are promises...all lies and jest,
Still an elf kills who he wants to kill,
And maybe kills the rest.

When I left my plane and medic plan, I was no more than a pawn
In the company of heroes, in the hosedness of the Dustplane temple,
Fighting mad...slaying so...
Seeking out the Lesser Crystals, where the slimy eightsters roam,
Looking for the secrets only they would know.

Die-die-die, die-die-die die-die die-die...