Vital Stats of my group:

Total students to date: 5

# married: 3
# ...with children: 2
Median Height: 6 feet
Median papers per year: 2
# with iPhones: 1
# who are bloggers: 1
# with NSF Fellowships: 2
# with Microsoft Research Fellowships: 2
# now holding faculty jobs: 2
# who play musical instruments: 3
# who (try to) speak French: 3

# have been to Paris: all