To enter the ``Pop Goes the Amweasel'' contest, send a letter directly
to Mr. Delaney stating
your guess for the date on the subpoena. Your letter should look
something like this:
My guess for the date of Dave Touretzky's "Amway Sucks!" subpoena is
[insert date here].
If I win the Pop Goes the Amweasel contest, please send my prize to
[insert your address here].
Your Most Humble and Obedient Servant,
[insert your name here]
The weasel meter reads:
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