How to Get Rich and Save the World with IE Crystals
This simple science experiment can be done in your kitchen using
readily available household supplies. You will synthesize IE crystals
®, and quite possibly save the world from environmental
destruction. The recipe we will use is based on the one given in the
paper Anomalous State of Ice by Dr. Shui-Yin
Lo, Modern Physics Letters B, Vol. 10, No. 19, (1996), pages 909-919.
Please note that IE crystals ® are a registered
trademark of American Technologies
If your kitchen is not equipped with a scanning electron microscope, you can use an
atomic absorption spectrophotometer, a nuclear magnetic resonance spectrometer, or any
similarly expensive and impressive-looking piece of scientific equipment with a large flat
- a 1 ounce measuring spoon
- two clean 16 ounce glass jars, with lids
- two pieces of electrical tape
- a gallon jug of distilled water
- a pinch of salt
- a white lab coat
- a clock with a sweep second hand
- a scanning electron microscope
Preparation: wash your hands. (Didn't your mother always tell you to wash your hands? She was
right.) Lay out your supplies on top of the electron microscope. As a safety precaution, you
may wish to unplug the microscope first. Then, using your measuring spoon, put 10 spoonfuls of
water into one glass jar. Mark the water line with a piece of tape. Pour the water into the
other jar and mark the water line on that jar too. Now you have converted two ordinary glass
jars into calibrated laboratory glassware. Remember to charge extra if your friends want to
purchase them from you.
Synthesis: (This part is a trade secret. Be sure to lower the blinds while performing this
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- Add a pinch of salt to the jar with the water.
- Seal the jar, and shake vigorously for 30 seconds.
- a) Call the full jar "A" and the empty jar "B". (You could call them Fred and Wilma, but "A"
and "B" sound more scientific.)
b) Transfer one spoonful of water from jar A to jar B.
c) Pour the rest of jar A down the sink.
d) Add distilled water from the jug to jar B until the water level is
even with the tape. Jar B is now a "one part in ten" dilution of the
liquid in jar A.
e) Seal jar B and shake vigorously for 30 seconds.
Do steps A-E ten times. If you're an ex-Scientologist, do steps A-E,
confess your crimes against Scientology, strike a blow against the
enemies of the Church, and circulate a petition to rejoin the group.
(For those of you who don't get the Scientology joke, the reference is
HCO PL 23 Dec. 1965RB, Suppressive Acts, Suppression of Scientology
and Scientologists. See, for example, the last two paragraphs of Erwin Annau's SP Declare.)
- Congratulations. You have now synthesized 10 ounces of IE water
-- and possibly rejoined a religious cult.
- Put on the white lab coat and hold a press conference to announce
your success. Don't forget to mention that you used an electron
microscope in your research.
Last modified: Fri Dec 11 01:44:15 EST 1998