Clinton dies and he goes to hell. Satan meets him there and says,
"Bill we have to find a spot for you for all of eternity."

Satan takes him down a hall and inside the first door is Bill Gates
being burned at the stake.

"No," Bill balks, "I can't do that for all eternity."

"Fair enough," replies Satan.

Satan takes Bill down the hall and inside the second door is Rush
Limbaugh being pulled apart on the Rack.

"No," Bill again balks. "I can't do that for all of eternity,
either."

Satan takes Bill to the last door.  Inside, Kenneth Starr is being
held up to the wall with chains around his wrists.  At his groin is
Monica Lewinsky giving him a blow job.

Bill smiles and shouts "Yes! That's for me."

Satan walks into the room, kicks Monica and shouts, "Get up
Monica......Your replacement's here."