Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have
sinned."

"What have you done Tommy O'Connor?"

"I had sex with a girl."

"Who was it, Tommy?"

"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."

"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?", asked the priest.

"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was."

"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?"

"No father, please forgive me for my sin."

"Well, then it has to be Sarah Martha O'Keefe."

"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was."

"Okay, Tommy, go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and you will be
forgiven for your sin."

So Tommy walked out to the pews where his buddy Joe was waiting.

"WELLL.. what did ya get?" asked Joe.

"It wasn't too bad.. I got 5 Hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."