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Wise Words from Women
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not
 dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
  - Dolly Parton

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
 a smart woman with a dumb guy."
   - Erica Jong

This guy says, I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho
man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
   - Judy Tenuta

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
    - Wendy Liebman

"I think - therefore I'm single."
    - Lizz Winstead

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and
 look stupid."
    - Hedy Lamarr

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
   - Elayne Boosler

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
 anything done, ask a woman."
    - Margaret Thatcher

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
 and a career."
 - Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
 - Gloria Steinem

"Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
 they should live next door, and just visit now and then."
   - Katharine Hepburn

"I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at
 home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which
 growls every morning,a parrot, which swears all afternoon, and a cat
 that comes home late at night."
  - Marie Corelli

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?  How
 intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your
 neck?"
  - Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
 house."
  - Zsa Zsa Gabor