A young couple was on their way to Las Vegas to get married.  Before 
getting there, the girl, said to the guy that she had a confession to make; 
the reason that she had not been too intimate is because she is very flat 
chested.  If the guy wished to cancel the wedding, it was ok with her.
The guy thought about it for a while, and said he did not mind that she was 
flat, and sex was not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he 
also wanted to make a confession; he said that below his waist, it was just 
like a baby.  If the girl wanted to cancel the wedding, it was ok with him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said she did not mind, and that 
like him, she believes there are other things far more important than sex 
in a marriage.

They both felt happy that they had been honest with each other.  They 
continued on to Las Vegas and got married.  On their wedding night, the 
girl took off her clothes; and she was indeed as flat as a washboard. 
Finally, the guy took off his clothes.

One glance at the guy's naked body, and the girl fainted and fell to the 
floor.  After she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before 
we got married. Why did you faint?"

The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."

The guy replied, "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches."