 a parody of <em>Istanbul (not Constantinople)</em> relating a        departmental "changing of the guard" when        <a href="http://www.cs.washington.edu/people/faculty/lazowska/">        Ed Lazowska</a> became our department chair.  (There's even a        <a href="http://www.cs.washington.edu/people/faculty/lazowska/skit.mov">        1.7 MB quicktime movie</a> of the event.)   </dl>
