Zephyring is Painless

Words: Bridget Spitznagel

Music: Suicide is Painless, M*A*S*H

Through caffeine-induced fog I see
Visions of the flames to be;
To instances withheld from me,
I now subscribe, and I can see   that

  Zephyring is painless
  It brings on many changes
  And I can take or leave it
  If I please

I tried to find a way to make
Black Friday letter goals relate
To things that I have done to date
But now I know that it's too late
  [maybe a "graduate" rhyme somewhere would be better]

The research game is hard to play
I'm going to drop out anyway
And work somewhere for better pay
So this is all I have to say

[two verses missing]

A user once requested me
To answer questions that are key,
Is it to be or not to be
The Forum said, "Oh, why ask me?"

Background: If you don't already understand it, you can read the explanation of zephyr and Black Friday. It still won't make sense, though.

Legal frufru: Lyrics © 1997, Bridget Spitznagel. Permission granted for private noncommercial use and reproduction of these lyrics, provided that this copyright notice remains intact. Other uses are negotiable.

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Last modified: Tue Nov 11 19:23:20 EST 1997