Words: Bridget Spitznagel
Music: Suicide is Painless, M*A*S*H
Through caffeine-induced fog I see Visions of the flames to be; To instances withheld from me, I now subscribe, and I can see that Zephyring is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please I tried to find a way to make Black Friday letter goals relate To things that I have done to date But now I know that it's too late [maybe a "graduate" rhyme somewhere would be better] The research game is hard to play I'm going to drop out anyway And work somewhere for better pay So this is all I have to say [two verses missing] A user once requested me To answer questions that are key, Is it to be or not to be The Forum said, "Oh, why ask me?"
Background: If you don't already understand it, you can read the explanation of zephyr and Black Friday. It still won't make sense, though.
Legal frufru: Lyrics © 1997, Bridget Spitznagel. Permission granted for private noncommercial use and reproduction of these lyrics, provided that this copyright notice remains intact. Other uses are negotiable.