Phone Tree = Automated Purgatory

Elect Bigots!

Hans Blix was right!

My Other Car is an Honors Student

Carnality without intimacy is abuse.

AIDS: Fatal Promiscuity

Unlearned fools laugh at the learned. The learned laugh at charlatans.

Stupid Labels

"This package may contain peanuts." - on an airline peanut package

"This medication may be taken with or without food."