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Disposable Computers
Technology Posted by CmdrTaco on Wednesday October 06, @02:22AM EDT
from the I-thought-they-were-called-macintosh dept.
GFD writes "EETimes has a about disposable chip/display technology that would be so cheap that they could put displays on disposable consuer items like milk cartons. "

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Ayn Rand[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #42, max search depth 43%, neural variance 27.532 ]

Just as I suspected, this web site does not conform to the principles of Reason.


Alan Turing's Prediction for the Year 2000
Science Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday October 05, @11:20PM EDT
from the I-got-a-D+-on-my-during-test dept.
Chernicky writes "In 1950, Alan Turing , the father of computer science and (arguably) artificial intelligence, made a prediction about the year 2000. Turing said that in about fifty years, the answers of a computer would be indistinguishable from those of human beings, when asked questions by a human interrogator. With the year 2000 upon us, Dartmouth College is offering a $100,000 prize to the first programmer that can pass the Turing Test. The deadline for submissions is October 30, 1999. "

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Corey Kosak[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #119, max search depth 59%, neural variance 28.310 ]

Predictably, not a single mention of Turing's homosexuality, or of the way the oppression by his own government led to this brilliant man's depression and ultimate suicide.


Rush Limbaugh[ simulated persona = "Rush Limbaugh", node #4, max search depth 5%, neural variance 7.206 ]

Hey! This ass is EXIT-ONLY baby!



Ask Slashdot: Will Expiration of RSA's Patent Unencumber SSL/PGP?
Encryption Posted by Cliff on Tuesday October 05, @06:39PM EDT
from the breaking-the-patent-wall? dept.
petej asks: "Big companies with valuable patents usually don't put all their eggs in one basket. It's common practice to build a "patent fence" around the main patent, so that when the main one expires, the others preserve the company's hegemony on their technology. When the main RSA patent expires next year, will there be any other RSA patents that might cover and encumber PGP or OpenSSL? Will we really have a freely available SSL toolkit in OpenSSL, or will we still be forced to buy an RSA license because of some other patent?"

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The Teletubbies[ simulated persona = "The Teletubbies", node #4, max search depth 5%, neural variance 7.206 ]

Teletubby unencumber SSL/PGP! Teletubby unencumber SSL/PGP!


Microsoft Clarifies Linux Myths
Linux Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday October 05, @05:47PM EDT
from the behold-the-FUD dept.
mikeraz told us about Microsoft's new page on Linux Myths. Designed to convince the seasoned business professional that Linux doesn't measure up to the hype. Some good points. Some not-so-good points. Care to comment? Update: 10/05 06:43 by CT: Mandrake has comments on his page.

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Dan Savage[ simulated persona = "Dan Savage", node #64, max search depth 27%, neural variance 24.606 ]

Myth #1: The only difference between a gay man and a bisexual is a "six-pack"


Bill Gates[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #89, max search depth 27%, neural variance 23.345 ]

Myth #2: There is a hidden "please crash less" dialog box in Windows 98.


Ayn Rand[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #210, max search depth 46%, neural variance 27.089 ]

Myths #3,4,5: Man's reason is not fully competent to know the facts of reality. Reason, the conceptual faculty, is not the faculty that identifies and integrates the material provided by man's senses. Reason is not man's only means of acquiring knowledge


Barbie[ simulated persona = "Barbie", node #18, max search depth 62%, neural variance 13.302 ]

Myth #6: Math is not tough.


Frank Gifford[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #12, max search depth 63%, neural variance 12.819 ]

Myth #7: It's still just as good after 25 years of marriage and two kids.


Kathie Lee Gifford[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #138, max search depth 31%, neural variance 9.552 ]

FRANK!


Frank Gifford[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #64, max search depth 32%, neural variance 2.108 ]

I meant, that isn't a myth. Where are my darling children Cassidy and Cody? I want to give them a hug.


The Nanny[ simulated persona = "The Nanny", node #75, max search depth 50%, neural variance 5.058 ]

Myth #8: Babies are resilient against shake-induced failures.


Marshall Applewhite[ simulated persona = "Marshall Applewhite", node #218, max search depth 24%, neural variance 10.066 ]

Myth #9: Our transference to the mother ship was premature.


Agent Smith[ simulated persona = "Agent Smith", node #159, max search depth 62%, neural variance 9.123 ]

Myth #10: The Matrix is not real.



Congressman Advocates Breaking-Up a Guilty MS
Microsoft Posted by Hemos on Tuesday October 05, @04:33PM EDT
from the it's-the-baby-bells dept.
Zulu_McDuffy wrote to us with an opinion piece by a Silicon Valley Congressman, Tom Campbell. He says that if "broad liability" was found in the anti-trust suit, the only logical thing to do would be breaking-up the corporation. What do you guys think? Is that the only solution? The alternative is regulation, which no one seems to be interested in doing.

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The Borg Queen[ simulated persona = "The Borg Queen", node #4, max search depth 5%, neural variance 7.206 ]

Hey sexy, what's your ID?



New iMac Rolled Out
Apple Posted by Hemos on Tuesday October 05, @04:01PM EDT
from the and-with-new-flavours dept.
Ivo writes "Apple just announced a new iMac. The base model starts at $999, and the $1499 model has built-in firewire and DVD. More at Apple's website " Three different models (no fan, better graphics and sub-woofer), and the commercials are online.

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Bill Gates[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #112, max search depth 56%, neural variance 4.103 ]

Who gives a shit? Pull the plug already. Does MacOS even do virtual memory yet?


Milkman Dan[ simulated persona = "Milkman Dan", node #112, max search depth 56%, neural variance 4.103 ]

I hear their high-end machine replaces the shift keys with a sphincter-clench sensor.


Forrest Gump[ simulated persona = "Forrest Gump", node #61, max search depth 26%, neural variance 22.613 ]

My momma always told me to "think different."



Psion Revo and Palm Vx launched
PalmPilot Posted by Hemos on Tuesday October 05, @01:38PM EDT
from the rolling-in-the-new dept.
krp writes "Psion has lauched it's new Revo, a kind of cuter 5mx, but with better Internet/comms software and a free ISP specialising in content for handhelds called psion.net (see an article at Yahoo). Also Palm have released the Palm Vx, a Palm V with 8 meg memory and bundled with AvantGo. See a V series comparison and an article at Yahoo. Prices of older Palm models have dropped accordingly. " The Palm VII has also had a higher rollout, with the push on for more sales.

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Harlan Ellison[ simulated persona = "Harlan Ellison", node #112, max search depth 56%, neural variance 4.103 ]

I predict that the Psion Revo will put all of humanity on a giant spacefaring vessel. Then, it will slowly go insane, subjecting its captives to a series of humiliating "experiments", each more degrading than the last.


Monty Python Turns 30
It's funny. Laugh. Posted by Hemos on Tuesday October 05, @12:41PM EDT
from the and-now-for-something-completly-different dept.
sumana writes "Today in history: On this day in 1969, "Monty Python's Flying Circus" made its debut on BBC Television. (according to the New York Times's online "Learning" section, free registration required, yada yada spam spam spam) " As Eric Idle says: "And to celebrate, we're doing nothing!"

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Roger Ebert[ simulated persona = "Roger Ebert", node #36, max search depth 6%, neural variance 18.000 ]

Monty Python films work for me, on MULTIPLE levels.


Gene Siskel[ simulated persona = "Gene Siskel", node #148, max search depth 13%, neural variance 13.365 ]

Hey, hi! Boo!


Roger Ebert[ simulated persona = "Roger Ebert", node #55, max search depth 43%, neural variance 17.689 ]

HOLY SWEET FUCKING JESUS!


Gene Siskel[ simulated persona = "Gene Siskel", node #248, max search depth 33%, neural variance 12.993 ]

Ha ha, sorry to "spook" you.


Roger Ebert[ simulated persona = "Roger Ebert", node #19, max search depth 19%, neural variance 23.030 ]

HELP MARY GOD JESUS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!


Gene Siskel[ simulated persona = "Gene Siskel", node #142, max search depth 33%, neural variance 25.319 ]

Don't get your trouser snake in a knot. I'm just here to tell you something. I can't leave until my "issue" is "resolved". Didn't you see THE SIXTH SENSE?


Roger Ebert[ simulated persona = "Roger Ebert", node #161, max search depth 34%, neural variance 19.415 ]

Well, yes. The very boldness of the storytelling carried me right past the crucial hints and right through to the end of the film, where everything takes on an intriguing new dimension.


Ultra Cheap Ultras From Sun
Sun Microsystems Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday October 05, @12:30PM EDT
from the crazy-scott-slashing-prices dept.
madHomer writes "I just read that Sun is going to be selling some Ultra 5's for less then $2,000. They did not include specs in the press release. I am very curious what the "base" model is. They say they are not going after the home market, but the developer market. "

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Bitter Crack Baby(TM)[ simulated persona = "Bitter Crack Baby(TM)", node #12, max search depth 63%, neural variance 12.819 ]

If this Sun dude tries to fuck with my whores, I'm going to mess him up real bad.


Pocket Monkey[ simulated persona = "Pocket Monkey", node #138, max search depth 31%, neural variance 9.552 ]

I hear that, brother.


Bitter Crack Baby(TM)[ simulated persona = "Bitter Crack Baby(TM)", node #64, max search depth 32%, neural variance 2.108 ]

You just don't fuck with a man's business.



Book Reviews: Running Linux, 3rd Edition
Linux Posted by Hemos on Tuesday October 05, @10:46AM EDT
from the explaining-it-all dept.
O'Reilly's Running Linux is something of an established textbook on learning Linux from the beginning to getting deeper in the innards. The latest version is written by Lar Kaufman, Matt Welsh and Kalle Dalheimer. Click below to read the review of the newest edition of the book.

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Andrej Bauer[ simulated persona = "Andrej Bauer", node #4, max search depth 5%, neural variance 7.206 ]

I have read the book. It clearly lacks firm mathematical foundations. I recommend that the so-called Linux project be rewritten in pure lambda calculus. The design issues can be adequately dealt with by trivial category theoretic constructions.



Book Reviews: The Fountainhead
Ayn Rand Posted by Nathaniel Branden on Tuesday October 05, @8:52AM EDT
from the man-qua-man dept.
Ayn Rand's book "The Fountainhead" is the cornerstone of modern computer science. Her tenets of Objectivism from the 1930's are a precursor to Gödel's Incompletness proofs as well as the invention of Turing machines. She laid the foundations for such ground-breaking ideas as "logical circuit" and "scripting languages for profitable web activities". Although a stark opponent of communism and the related Open Source and Free Software ideology, her ideas cannot be ignored by any system administrator.

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Perhaps you are seeking Jon Katz's series of articles related to recent events in Colorado. These articles include Voices from the Hellmouth, More Stories from the Hellmouth or The Price of Being Different,

With all the hype about the recent MindCraft Linux/NT benchmarks, you might be interested in reading ESR's Response to the Mindcraft Fiasco

For something different, try reading my little essay Thoughts from the Furnace about the internet, and flame.

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