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From: Danny Joe Brown <dannyjoe@hatchett.net>
Subject: Re: New and Improved sci.astro Fuckhead Cascade
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FlameNet president wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 18 Jul 1996 02:18:18 GMT, jaffo@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
> 
> >Wasting taxpayer money in alt.religion.kibology, The Xemblinator
> ><raoulx@lxix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >:Alex Lovell wrote:
> >:>
> >:> This is not relevant to sci.astro. Please remove us from your posting.
> >:>
> >:> Ta
> >:
> >:Ta yourself, FUCKHEAD.
> >
> >In a desperate attempt to bring this thread on topic, I will now write an
> >appropriate response tailored for each group:
> >
> >soc.men:  Boy, this guy sure needs a woman.

Isn't that the truth.

> >soc.women:  What a typical male jerk.

Isn't that a triple oxymoron?

> >,sci.med:  Perhaps raoulx has some kind of vitamin deficiency.

Or a hemp deficiency.  What would DocG say?

> >alt.pagan:  Put aside your anger and be at peace with The Goddess, Raoul.

Nuke a Gay Whale for Buchanan while you're at it.

> >alt.religion.kibology:  Could you please include detailed instructions on how
> >to "ta yourself"?  Please include a Gif.  Or at least an ASCII graphic.

The most overrated newsgroup on the whole Internet.

> >sci.astro:  I believe this young man's condition is the result of DANGEROUS
> >COSMIC RAYS being released from RENEGADE NEUTRINOS!

Neutrinos are obsolete.  Convection theory is IT!

> >uk.misc:  Typical American wanker.

I just read that Alex is a Brit now.

> >soc.bi:  Well, whatever he is, I'd screw him.

I just read that Alex is a girl now.

> >alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:  That was the funniest post we've ever had in our
> >group!

Kinda like being voted the best looking leper in the whole colony, no?

> >A perfectly legitimate crosspost.
> >
> >Enjoy.
> >
> >Jaffo
> 
> Jaffo: Do you realize just how pathetic your existance is?

Jaffo: Do you realize just how existential your pathos is?
