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In [sci.physics, comp.ai, alt.paranormal, etc.], sarfatti@well.com wrote:

> Memorandum For The Record
> February 6, 2097
> 
> It is now 100 years since the birth of the Bohm Institute now located in
> the heart of the Space Naval Academy at The Presidio in San Francisco.

And it is over 300 years since Abraham Lincoln drove the Golden Spike that
connected the two halves of the Information Superhighway!!! All men now
have an I.Q. of over 500, rendering women unnecessary!!!! I am not a
kook!!!!!!

> Imagine yourself back in time 100 years ago in a small office at the
> edge of Washington Square that Sam Spade would find much to his liking -
> especially the sexy Chicana secretary and her jolly boyfriend who is the
> local milkman. Its a scene right out of Gilbert and Sullivans Patience
> with me as Bunthorne. Tomorrow was a special day in Babylon By The Bay.

There was a two,for,one sale on comma,s at Woolworth,s.

> It was Herb Caen's Wake at Moose's with burgers at 50 cents. Sarfatti
> was gobbling down dried figs, debating with himself like Woody Allen
> playing Hamlet in "To eat meat, or not to eat meat? That is the question
> ..." :-)

Actually Sarfatti was talking to himself more like Faye Dunaway as Joan
Crawford as Woody Allen.

"TINA........ BRING ME... THE AX!!!! DID YOU SCRUB... THE BATHROOM FLOOR
TODAY? NO... WIRE... HANGERS.... EVER!!!! I'M NOT ACTING, I'M NOT
ACTING!!!!!!!!"

> Jack Sarfatti, who in real life is the Reincarnated Rashi De Troyes, was
> first contacted by the Implicate Order of the Super-Illuminati at the
> tender age of 12 in Brooklyn, New York in Woody Allens neighborhood
> with an unusually high concentration of budding Jewish geniuses who
> could remember the Glory Days of World War Two before Fat Boy burst at
> Los Alamos. The Von Neumann probe picked up this planets first
> uncontrolled nuclear explosion almost immediately, but typical
> interservice rivalry in the Confederations United Star Command delayed
> sending the flying suacers with conscious computers for almost two Earth
> years, and then the damn squadron of raw Space Cadets crashed outside of
> Roswell, New Mexico. They already had selected Richard Feynman of Far
> Rockaway, and other, and in 1952 they decided to go back to Flatbush to
> reap the new crop of kids who were only partly human.

Excuse me, Mr. Allen, I happen to have Dr. Feynman right here.

Richard Feynman: Why, I agree with whatever point Kibo is making, even if
he doesn't have one!

(dancing girls come in holding signs which read "KIBO IS ALWAYS RIGHT, EVEN
WHEN HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING" as the band plays "Happy Days Are Here Again"
at double speed.)

> To be continued.
> 
> Copyright, 1997, Internet Science Education Project. All rights
> reserved.

But that copyright's now A HUNDRED YEARS OLD and so your post IS PUBLIC
DOMAIN!!!!

Barbara Bain: Kantor, you're FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!

> -- 
> The Bohm Institute at The Presidio in San Francisco is coming.
> http://www.owm.com/StarDrive/splash.html
> http://www.hia.com/hia/pcr/
> You will begin to meet the others in twenty years. 1952

They say if you travel far enough, you'll meet yourself. Please start walking.

                              -- K.
                              I met myself, and I was Woody Allen and
                              everyone loved me, especially me!
