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From: studly@world.std.com (the reverse-psychology major)
Subject: Re: Naturalismo e schematicismo, un problema in linguas auxiliar
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Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
References: <5ao7he$dis@oden.abc.se> <32EC1AEF.471B@why.net> <E4t0t7.F3x@cruzio.com> <32F569D7.4977@whytel.net>
Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 21:34:21 GMT
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In article <32F569D7.4977@whytel.net>, whiteboy  <whiteboy@why.net> wrote:
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>dfb@bbs.cruzio.com wrote:

[ssst! cum ere a minute.
>>
>> Mario Pei has said that if an IAL is in wide use as a 2nd language,
>> it will soon displace the national languages as people's 1st
>> language, because people will prefer the language with which they
>> can talk to more people.
>>
>> But that isn't a bad thing. Our traditional national languages
>> could still be taught as 2nd languages, as a form of cultural
>> study. Pei points out that in a few centuries the natlangs would
>> be quite changed anyway, if they remained in use, so, either
>> way, the national languages being spoken today won't really
>> remain in use. Their replacement by the IAL could actually
>> serve to preserve the natlangs in their present form, as
>> cultural treasures.

not ere. furda.

>Lofty ideals, but I propose a model that could be tested.
>As always the great whiteboy must remain true to his(sometimes
>invisible(see empor never mind
>The model would be tested with great hoopla and fanfare and a grand send
>off from our pals at NBC and CSPAN etc.
>If jesus was here today he would have (no doubt) preached a lesson on
>the almighty use of the metaphor to make young men see visions and old
>men dream dreams.  Sounds scary doesn't it?
>>
>Remind you of when you were kids on a sleepover and everyone told ghost
>stories and had a grand old time?
>No?
>I regress.
>And the old weary whiteboy lifted his blind eyes to stare at the sun as
>it beat down upon his long scorched out and withered sockets which
>didn't matter anymore and stuff.
>And he began to prophecy.  He was saying gibberish no one could
>understand.
>"I told them the ozone hole was the answer!  But they were too busy in
>those days. Just as the unspeakable evil they serve.  Hell, what do I
>mean-we serve! I have seen the enemy well that's another
>story(pogo)stick it."
>So his great begotten great granddaughter went to the 'fridge and
>grabbed a sanity tea, mumbling to herself as she strapped on her
>flight.env.
>(Yes they decided on the metric clock and a few other things a hundred
>years before her emergence as the most affluent grammer schooler on the
>block who had her own flight.env.
>One of which was referring to every geekword would pay homage to the
>blessed period of relief, during the Clinton menstruation by ordering
>that the inclusion of the "." commonly referred to in the venacular as
>period, a word of such ancient use it defies expiation.  Yea and verily
>I say unto you that ther will be a time
>when.it'll.be.acceptable.anywhere.to.punctuate(ouch)withtheblessedperiod.some,have.drawn.analogous.archetype|soft|hemoonand.the.phases.thereof.
>She stepped out into the merciful warmth of the giver of sunlight which
>had long ago burned away any sigificant trace of ozone cover the life
>forms smart enough to adapt.
>Instantly the oldfashioned solar cells buckled under the load of the
>propulsion unit.
>"Damn! she swore under her breath as  the thing jumped. Timmy, have you
>been borrowing this thing again while I was out?"
>> Mike Ossipoff
>Did you know that was ffopissO ekiM?
>Expiation in disertation title keyword **stack imbalance
>or some shit.
>Nobody got what was so funny after I read it.
>Anybody out there?
>Go back to sleep now.
>Stack forth young man.

ok, far enuf. i don't know how ta tell ya dis but, ah ...
youse lame anchews breathe smells like a penis. hey, Hey, HEY!!!
take it easy. personally it makes no difference to me, what i mean
ta say is, get this, my wifes breathe, see, it, it smells like a
penis too AND, dis is da coop the grass, i know it's not mine 'cause, 
see, i know what my penis smells like. so, she's been gitting on er knees
in fron aw sum guy and puttin' *his* penis in *her* mout. da ya understand
what i'm sayin'? da YA UNDERSTAN WHAT I'M SAYING!? ARE YA GONNA LEAN INTA
DA STRIKE ZONE AN TAKE ONE FOR DA TEAM? ARE YA GONNA GIT DOWN ONCHA HANDS
AND KNEES AND SUCK UNTIL YOUSE SUCCED?!

beelzibub
os;
    dat's, dat's what i mean ta say

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