Mysterious homepage

You have crawled through a series of little twisting passages (all different) into someone's homepage.

You are at the northeast end of an immense room. Massive torches far overhead bathe the room with smoky yellow light. Scattered about you can be seen a pile of bottles (all of them empty), a nursery of young beanstalks murmuring quietly, a bed of oysters, a bundle of black rods with rusty stars on their ends, and a collection of brass lanterns. Off to one side a great many dwarves are sleeping on the floor, snoring loudly. A sign nearby reads: "Do not disturb the dwarves!" An immense mirror is hanging against one wall, and stretches to the other end of the room, where various other sundry objects can be glimpsed dimly in the distance.

[Cute little beanstalks]

Last modified: Thu Aug 21 12:15:11 EDT 1997
Bridget Spitznagel