Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 20:31:46 GMT Server: NCSA/1.4.2 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 04:11:34 GMT Content-length: 1800 Fortunes

Fortunes

What follows is merely a collection of fortunes I and others have received. If you want to contribute some, drop them on my keyboard (if you're local) or email them to me. (But I want these to be fortunes someone has actually received at a restaurant.)

If/when this collection gets large enough, I'll probably create something which gives you one at random.

Paul Franklin <paul@cs.washington.edu>