Date: Tue, 05 Nov 1996 21:42:18 GMT Server: NCSA/1.5 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Sun, 30 Jun 1996 23:48:31 GMT Content-length: 6674 People

People I know

I have a friend in Ohio named Phil Watson. He is married to Amy. The have a brand new daughter named Julia. His page is a virus-free environment. Your safety is his concern.

PHIL!


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Chris Bach is another guy from Ohio. He and Phil and I have a band. None of our music is available. Chris is probably in Vermont.


My friend Alissa Barthel is trying to cure cancer. She doesn't look anything like the photo to the right.

ALISSA!

Jason Mitchell is a soulless killer. Behind those glassy eyes there is only one thing: death.

Andy Clark was my suitemate for 3 years during college. We spent a hell of a lot of time watching Mary Tyler Moore.
Eugene Shumulinsky was one of my suitemates too, though his tour of duty was not quite so long as Andy's. The country he was born in no longer exists.


Amir Roth is one of my officemates. When he was seven and lived in Israel he was a friendly, well-adjusted child. When he came to the US he couldn't speak any English at first so he always thought that the other kids were picking on him. In high school, an influential gym teacher helped him redirect his anger and he is now the world's most skilled kickboxer. He can breathe underwater. When he is in trouble he calls his underwater friends for help.


cat jumping Chris Lukas only cares about one thing: netrek.

David Melski is a character in a story. He doesn't know though, so don't tell him. He still thinks he's real. dave

not
really paul" Paul Ferguson is an omnivore. He lives on the planet earth. He dislikes the comic strip "Nancy". He is one of my housemates. He likes chess.

Jonathan Goldstein is another of my housemates. He doesn't have a home page. I have made a fake one for him as a form of reputational blackmail. Check it out. jon

A picture of sf's smiling mug Throughout the midwest, the name Steven Fought is synonymous with fine landscaping. If you've got a problem lawn, give him a call. Steven is also one of my housemates.

What can I say about Marc Shapiro? He is good at spelling. guitar dude

photo Martin Reames is a corrupt southern politician.

Ben Teitelbaum talks with Chris Lukas a lot. Can't trust either of them. ben

Last modified: Sun Jun 30 18:48:31 1996 by Todd Turnidge
turnidge@cs.wisc.edu