Date: Tue, 05 Nov 1996 21:57:56 GMT Server: NCSA/1.5 Content-type: text/html Last-modified: Fri, 26 Jul 1996 01:54:51 GMT Content-length: 3378 Steven's Associates
In my dream you're talking to me
Your voice is moving through me
You talk as if you knew me
So pay me what you owe me

- Laurie Anderson, Example #22


People who know me

Here are a number of people somehow associated with me, and a brief explanation of my relationship to them. People who don't have their own web page aren't included, because in reading this you've demonstrated that such people are no longer a part of your world. I've also included lies.

Incidentally, I've never dated any of these people, not necessarily for lack of trying.

David Parter
David is crawling his way up the ladder at the Computer Systems Lab here at UW Madison. Watch out Beebs! Besides working, his hobbies include playing hockey and manipulating the nicotene levels in cigarettes.
Michelle Celich
Michelle was one of my froshlings junior year at Caltech. She transfered to Washington my senior year. Right now she's working at Weyerhauser. Her favorite food is eggs.
Scott DeWinter
Scott was the other froshling. He's involved with this woman who was, for at least a short time, convinced I was roughly equivalent to Satan (I hope that situation has improved a little). He wants to buy a Jeep, but I beat him to it. He eats worms.
Todd Turnidge.
Todd is eight feet tall.
David Perlman
David is in graduate school at the University of Washington, but probably not for long. Like Todd, the bordom bug has hit him hard. He doesn't have an excuse, though, because he has a relatively steady LTR. David is a nice, caring person.
Tony Sebion (aka Tension Boy)
Tony is a cog in the great Microsoft machine, which surprisingly doesn't explain why I'm always talking to him about windows. He's a strange person, but I've been hanging around with strange people so long that normal people make me sick. That's not to say that strange people don't make me sick, of course. Tony, coincidentally, also eats worms.
Rob Pfile
Rob was one of my housemates from last year, although he was out at Sun for most of that time. He's one of those inconsistent California types, but that's no excuse. I still owe him $25. Rob is legally dead.
Sarah Seastone
This is my mother. Since I left for college, she has gone back to her maiden name, her area code has changed, and she has moved. Fill in your own joke. She kills for money.
Erich Schneider
Erich was a senior at Caltech when I was a freshman, and I spent much of freshman and sophomore year hanging out with him. He liked Caltech, while I hated it. He gets along with his parents really well, which he attributes to the fact he hasn't spent much time with them. He has to beat the women off with a stick.