"this fnord brought to you by ford"

"Using electricity generated by a dozen solar panels and a fragile data
link through a single cellular phone, the monks have developed a
heavily trafficked Benedictine home page."

"Choke this one down, cube-boy"

"Four legs good, six legs and two tentacles better."

"i snort the nose"

"OGI-wan kenobi"

"bite me, cube boy"

"It's just that I got all my sleeping out of the way during
the beginning of the week.  "