Smiley's list ;-)
Also called Emoticon, an acronym for emotion icon, a small icon composed of characters that indicates how a message should be interpreted (that is, the writer's mood). For example, a :-) emoticon indicates that the message is meant as a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously
:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection.
;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
(-:
User is left handed.
%-)
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
:*)
User is drunk.
[:]
User is a robot.
8-)
User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-)
Sunglasses on head.
::-)
User wears normal glasses.
B-)
User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-)
User is a little girl.
:-)-8
User is a Big girl.
:-{)
User has a mustache.
:-{}
User wears lipstick. 
{:-)
User wears a toupee.
}:-(
Toupee in an updraft.
:-[
User is a vampire.
:-E
Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7
User juust made a wry statement.
:-*
User just ate something sour.
:-)~
User drools.
:-~)
User has a cold.
:'-(
User is crying.
:'-)
User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-@
User is screaming.
:-#
User wears braces.
:^)
User has a broken nose.
:v)
User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:_)
User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:<)
User is from an Ivy League School.
:-&
User is tongue tied.
=:-)
User is a hosehead.
-:-)
User is a punk rocker.
-:-(
Real punk rockers don't smile.
:=)
User has two noses.
+-:-)
User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
`:-)
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
,:-)
Same thing...other side.
|-I
User is asleep.
|-O
User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q
User is a smoker.
:-?
User smokes a pipe.
O-)
Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-)
User is an angel (at heart, at least).
:-`
User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-S
User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D
User is laughing (at you!)
:-X
User's lips are sealed.
:-C
User is really bummed.
<|-)
User is Chinese.
<|-(
User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
:-/
User is skeptical.
C=:-)
User is a chef.
@=
User is pro-nuclear war.
*<:-)
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
:-o
Uh oh!
(8-o
It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)
And Bozo the Clown!
3:]
Pet smiley.
3:[
Mean Pet smiley.
d8=
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)
User is a Ham radio operator.
:-9
User is licking his/her lips.
%-6
User is braindead.
[:-)
User is wearing a walkman.
(:I
User is an egghead.
<:-I
User is a dunce.
K:P
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
@:-)
User is wearing a turban.
:-0
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-:
Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
.-)
User only has one eye.
,-)
Ditto...but he's winking.
X-(
User just died.
8 :-)
User is a wizard.
-=* :-)
User is a TeX wizard.
A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
:)
Midget smiley.
:]
Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.
=)
Variation on a theme...
:}
What should we call these? (what?)
:)
Happy.
:>
What?
:@
What?
:D
Laughter.
:I
Hmmm...
:(
Sad.
:[
Real Downer.
:<
What?
:{
What?
:O
Yelling.
:C
What?
:Q
What?
:,(
Crying.
[]
Hugs and ...
:*
Kisses.
|I
Asleep.
^o
Snoring.
C=}>;*{))
A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and
a double chin.
}:^#})
Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.
In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative environment.
~~:-(
Net.flame
O |-)
Net.religion
8 :-I
Net.unix-wizards
X-(
Net.suicide
E-:-I
Net.ham-radio
:-)
ha ha
|-)
hee hee
|-D
ho ho
:->
hey hey
:-(
boo hoo 
:-I
hmmm
:-O
oops
:-P
nyahhhh!
:-) Humor
:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
:<) For those with hairy lips
:<)= For those with beards too
:/) Not funny
'-) Wink
P-) Pirate
;-) Sardonic incredulity
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-" Pursing lips
:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
:-V Shout
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f
:-p
:-1 Smirks
:-,
<:-O Eeek!
:-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-D said with a smile
:-P
:-y
:-o More versions of shouting
:-{ Count Dracula
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
7:) Reagan
:-# Censored
:~i Smoking
:~j (and smiling)
:/i No smoking
:-I It's something, but I don't know what....
:-x Kiss kiss
:-> Alternate happy face
:-( Unhappy
:-c Real unhappy
:-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-< Forlorn
:-B Drooling (or overbite)
:-| Disgusted
:-? Licking your lips
<:>== A turkey emoticon
:-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw
:-J Tongue-in-cheek comments
:*) Clowning around
:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
(:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
@= Warning about nuclear war
<:-) For dumb questions
o= A burning candle for flames
-= A doused candle to end a flame
OO Headlights on msg
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out
of joint
B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
(or a message from Batman)
8-) Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look
#:-) :-) done by someone with sort of matted hair
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
#:-o Same as previous
|-( Late night messages
:^) Messages teasing people about their noses
:-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
(:-& Message indicating person is angry...
(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad...
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
(:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
:-(=) Message about people with big teeth
&:-) Message from a person with curly hair
@:-) Message from a person with wavy hair
?-( Message about people with a black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
%-) Message about people with broken glasses
+<:-| Message from a monk/nun...
{0-) Message from cyclops...
(:-|K- Formal message.
...---... S.O.S.
@%&$%& You know what that means...
||*( Handshake offered
||*) Handshake accepted
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
(-_-) Secret smile
<{:-)} Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
(:-... Heart-breaking message...
<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
(O--< A fishy message...
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
{ Alfred Hitchcock
@>--->---- A rose.
