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From: Danny Joe Brown <dannyjoe@hatchett.net>
Subject: Re: New and Improved sci.astro Fuckhead Cascade
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Alex Lovell wrote:
> 
> jaffo@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
> 
> >:Alex Lovell wrote:
> >:>
> >:> This is not relevant to sci.astro. Please remove us from your posting.
> >:>
> >:> Ta
> >:
> >:Ta yourself, FUCKHEAD.
> >
> >In a desperate attempt to bring this thread on topic, I will now write an
> >appropriate response tailored for each group:
> >
> >soc.men:  Boy, this guy sure needs a woman.
> 
> >soc.women:  What a typical male jerk.
> >
> 
> >sci.astro:  I believe this young man's condition is the result of DANGEROUS
> >COSMIC RAYS being released from RENEGADE NEUTRINOS!
> >
> >uk.misc:  Typical American wanker.
> >
> >soc.bi:  Well, whatever he is, I'd screw him.
> >
> >alt.flame:  Obviously this young man is a typical repressed homosexual
> >Christian yank.
> >
> >aus.flame:  Typical American wanker...uh...mate.
> >
> 
> >A perfectly legitimate crosspost.
> >
> >Enjoy.
> >
> >Jaffo
> >
> 
> Jaffo,
> 
> Point 1. I AM FEMALE
> 
> Point 2 I AM A BRIT.
> 
> Point 3 ALEX is short for Alexandra. Think you might need to redo your
> post.

Even if Jaffo didn't change his post one iota, it would still be the 
funniest thing ever posted to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.  Believe me.
