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From: Danny Joe Brown <dannyjoe@hatchett.net>
Subject: Re: New and Improved sci.astro Fuckhead Cascade
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Scott Urban wrote:
> 
> Jaffo wrote:
> >
> > Wasting taxpayer money in alt.religion.kibology, The Xemblinator
> > <raoulx@lxix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > :Alex Lovell wrote:
> > :>
> > :> This is not relevant to sci.astro. Please remove us from your posting.
> > :>
> > :> Ta
> > :
> > :Ta yourself, FUCKHEAD.
> >
> > In a desperate attempt to bring this thread on topic, I will now write an
> > appropriate response tailored for each group:
> >
> > soc.men:  Boy, this guy sure needs a woman.
> >
> > soc.women:  What a typical male jerk.
> >
> > ,sci.med:  Perhaps raoulx has some kind of vitamin deficiency.
> >
> > alt.pagan:  Put aside your anger and be at peace with The Goddess, Raoul.
> >
> > alt.religion.kibology:  Could you please include detailed instructions on how
> > to "ta yourself"?  Please include a Gif.  Or at least an ASCII graphic.
> >
> > sci.astro:  I believe this young man's condition is the result of DANGEROUS
> > COSMIC RAYS being released from RENEGADE NEUTRINOS!
> >
> > uk.misc:  Typical American wanker.
> >
> > soc.bi:  Well, whatever he is, I'd screw him.
> >
> > alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:  That was the funniest post we've ever had in our
> > group!
> >
> > alt.flame:  Obviously this young man is a typical repressed homosexual
> > Christian yank.
> >
> > ,rec.nude:  I am not currently wearing pants.
> >
> > alt.rap:  puh pah pah puh HORK!  SPIT!  SCRAAAAAAPPPEE!!!!
> >
> > alt.slack:  Send a dollar to our PO Box or we'll rip your nuts off.
> >
> > aus.flame:  Typical American wanker...uh...mate.
> >
> > alt.angst:  Who gives a shit about this post?  MY LIFE IS SHIT!!!!
> >
> > comp.arch:  We have a plan to recreate the ENTIRE STRUCTURE OF USENET to make
> > these kinds of posts impossible.
> >
> > ,alt.bbs:  I just dropped this wanker's access by 30 points.  If I was using
> > Renegade, I could just activate my asshole flag.
> >
> > rec.pets:  jf;ameafdsaj;  Shit, cat on keyboard.  Sorry.
> >
> > alt.irc:  Does anybody wanna chat?  ANYBODY??
> >
> > alt.teens:  You college people think you're so cool.
> >
> > sci.lang:  Have you ever considered the STRUCTURE of the word FUCK HEAD?  How
> > can you BE a fuck head.  This implies that your head is FULL OF FUCK.  A
> > ridiculous notion.  Next you'll be saying FUCK is an actual substance that you
> > could put in a BOWL or something.
> >
> > ,sci.crypt:  fj33339922jkl;z....,,,,1111000-----K
> >
> > sci.econ:  Do you realize how much it costs to distribute this crap all over
> > the world?
> >
> > alt.wired:  Uh...we can't think of anything cool to say about this
> > but...uh....Doesn't Bill Gates just SUCK?
> >
> > talk.bizarre:   GET OFF MY FUCKING NEWSGROUP BEFORE I RIP YOUR THROAT OUT YOU
> > PATHETIC WEEZING L8MER!
> >
> > *Whew!*
> >
> > A perfectly legitimate crosspost.
> >
> > Enjoy.
> >
> > Jaffo
> >
> 
> rec.games.mecha: We wouldn't be having these crossposts under the great
> ruler, mech warrior Zarlac!
> 
> alt.fan.monty-python: This is all SPAM!!  Spam spam spam spam.....
> 
> alt.tv.red-dwarf: Will you shut the smeg up with your smegging
> crossposts, you smeghead?
> 
> alt.folklore.computers: Maybe we can make this the longest thread ever!
> 
> alt.food.dennys: You cannot participate in this thread if you are black
> or Jewish.
> 
> alt.non.sequitur: I just bought new socks!
> 
> alt.cascade: keegan fuckhead netcop
> 
> rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc: May the force be with this thread.
> 
> uw-madison.honors: Bill Cronon is a dickhead!!!

alt.fan.zoogz-rift: Zoogz could kick Hulk Hogan's ass in his sleep!
